#hilarious wit

[aloveofbookstothemoonandback]

“You ruined any chances I might have had with Luc when you had him mauled by a wolf.”

Jacks stopped tossing his apple. “I’ve never had anyone ‘mauled by a wolf.’ That’s incredibly messy.”

-Jacks being Jacks. I love his sense of humor. And remember Luc? I love how he kept showing up randomly in tbona. He’s also hilarious.

#ouabh quotes #ouabh #once upon a broken heart #tbona #the ballad of never after #Stephanie garber #hilarious wit #evajacks

[eluminium]

Pearl: Oh we'll make a mail system! So we can be more connected as a community! Yayyy!!!

Keralis: mails pieces of Impulses sick now dead horse Tyler Swift straight to him. Urn, ashes, leather, lead, head and all.

Pearl:

#hermitcraft s10 spoilers #pearlescentmoon #impulsesv #keralis #hermitcraft #THIS WAS SO FUCKED UP TO WITNESS LIVE #KERALIS???? WHAT?????? #HILARIOUS BUT MY GOD THAT'S DARK #dose of pearl #dose of impulse #dose of keralis

[mobius-m-mobius]

Happy Birthday Owen Wilson! ♡ (November 18th, 1968)

#owen wilson #mobius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #dianagifs #🙃🙃🙃 #now he went and set himself up for this but i like to think he'd find it as hilarious as i do lol #will forever be the Mobius Stance™ to me and shoutout to how quick i signed my life over to him on sight the first time i witnessed it #anyway get in y'all we're celebrating the only man who could EVER 🥳💖 #happy birthday beloved #loki #shanghai noon #night at the museum #snl #starsky and hutch #father figures #zoolander #secret headquarters #marvelcastedit #owenwilsonedit #movieedit

[sea-buns]

SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar

#aabria interacting with my posts are precious gifts that i hold close to my heart #but also she walks amongst us down here #i could not begin to fathom the depths of horrors that she has witnessed #but SAM. thats wild. #also hilarious given the post. man is stressing HARD lmao #every once in a while i scroll through the meme accs on insta cuz yall are what got me to get back on tumblr #so i like to see how things are going. its always a good time #criticalrolememes <3 #critical role #sam riegel #the sam riegal tag was made to make me doubt myself every goddamn time #sea rambles

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 192

Danny feels exhausted. His stupid ghost-puberty is annoying, and is affecting even his human form. Which wouldn’t be that bad, except for the fact that instead of having a simple elemental or obsession core, he happens to have a Space one. Technically the Space Core seeing as apparently he’s the newborn Ancient of Space. Or something. 

Urgh, he just wants to get some food from the dollar store down the street, not deal with whatever attempted mugging this is. He’s hangry, and just wants to get some food and curl back up in his mass of blankets back in his tiny apartment. 

So maybe he overreacted. He might have released his very careful hold on his less-than human traits that have been attempting to leak through the last several weeks. On the bright side, he, uh, isn’t hungry anymore and is now back in his nest of blankets. 

On the other hand, there is now a vigilante in his window. 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Dp x Marvel #What hero/vigilante is it and where has Danny moved? Good question #Did he mayhaps eat a guy like a blackhole with teeth? :) #Look he’s growing another pair of arms and ice-crystal horns and everything else and it’s tiring AF #He gets hungry and needs the energy y’know #Why yes this poor vigilante or hero just witnessed a teen seemingly eldritch-ify and eat a mugger or 4 #Personally I’d think it’d be hilarious if it was Ragman/Rory (from DC) or Eddie/Venom (from Marvel) #Or even both of them; 3 way crossover #eldritch danny #ancient of space danny #or he's going to be

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive... #battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay. #furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys. #unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline. #bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :) #im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown: #“[its] about someone who *tries”* #danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?” #danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

[patchoulol]

#Street Fighter #Third Strike #Chun-Li #Chun Li #Hugo #Justin Wong #jwonggg #korcotxan #fighting games #I'm sure many other people clipped it but this was mine when I watched it live yesterday. #Sometimes you're just eating pizza and check what Justin Wong is up to and witness history. #Fucking hilarious history.

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

[chirpsythismorning]

What they're saying is s5 is going to have Hawkins High School as one of the locations for the plot. What I'm hearing is jealous Mike opportunities...

#byler #st5 speculation #will is seen as wanted by 3+ girls (1 being imaginary in mike's mind) #bc the protagonist (mike) is pining after him #how many movies/shows have you seen where the protagonist is in love with someone that everyone else wants? #it makes the person feel extra unattainable bc they could have anyone they want #which makes them getting together with the protagonist at the end feel all the more impactful #but after 4 seasons of girls hitting on will #i'm gonna need the final boss... #aka a boy #and mike witnessing it... #or another girl and mike witnessing it idc #will is just hilarious whenever it happens too bc he's like ummm i'm just a silly guy idk what's going on #but if it was a boy... that might be interesting #as much as i'm hoping for jealous mike #i think it's a lot more likely we're getting the party being hunted down #and will/mike being targeted in the case anyone catches wind of their queerness... #so... #let me imagine it's more lighthearted than that while i still can

[can-of-slorgs]

Completed the Shenkuu Stamp collection some time ago, so it was only fair to draw my girl Mirsha

#neopets #neotag #neoart #vin doods #gnorbu #drawing this was actually really fun in a way that when i was looking for references i didn't know she was such a lesbian icon #not surprised but hey lets cheer for the lesbian alpaca! #I'm not as happy with the colors as I thought #I'm a bit rusty in just really warm colors without it looking burnt for some reason HJSD #but looking at pictures of AC teams have made me really fall into my old virtupets fix #i love everyone so much on that team and not really that many ppl play for it #i still remember winning a long long time ago and was completely blown away as it was basically just 5 ppl in a forum going mad #i just really love the designs of most of the players on all groups?? #i don't even like playing in the AC that much i just love the characters LMFAOO #i think i still remember I drew fanart of Sela and the gelert from the darigan team when i was like 8-9 and submitting in onto deviantart #and getting hate comments probably like 8 years later because i missed his wings or i made them too small or sth #that was hilarious thinking about it now but it did made me hate the darigan team for that year SDHFKSD #ok this is too long it always ends up wit me just rambling #I love my boy XL Striker 3.8 and Sela #ok nobodys reading uhhhh #send me an ask with the weirdest emoji out of context if you've read this far tbh nobody cares by this point HJSKSFD #idk if ill draw someone for the AC team everytime i complete a stamp collection but if i'm feeling like it maybe #or if they're requested tecnically #thats it bye

[merymoonbeam]

Antis: next book is gonna be az with illyrian plot while nesta gets also a pov bc she is made so only she can do some things and they are gonna do cool shit and...oh yeah gwyn...I guess it would be about her father idk...illyrian plot tho? Its awesome right? Az is gonna HEAL. gwyn can do...she is valkyrie idk. Its connected somehow? Emerie? No no. She gotta stay behind. She gotta go with mor. Gwyn is the love interest for azriel...so az is the focus. We gotta heal him with illyrian plot...

Sarah:

#its...hilarious ngl #idk if they see the hole in their narrative or act like its not there but...girl. #I have never seen a fandom be this obtuse and its amazing to witness #elriel

[jade-of-mourning]

they both deserve to lose their shit just a little bit -- which may not be the most effectively conveyed here, but my sentiment is there (i swear)

#lychee's trash art #lok #tlok #bolin lok #mako lok #i like bolin but i hate his hair (for drawing purposes). cannot figure out how it would work at all #i meant to make bolin feral or something but he just looks kinda normal #as for mako i once read that he cries precisely once a year like clockwork #and that's both hilarious and sad therefore it's true #this is one of those rare chronicled events (across the span of ten years) #witness carefully for you will not see it for another 365 days;;; #(the trauma is processing. it takes a while okay there's a lot of content) #spontaneously shitting out art. adamantly ignoring my writing wips. it's 3:50am as i write this.

[fates-roll]

Fates-roll error and blue but they kiss /j ((Dumping my errorberry propaganda shhhh 🤭))

Yeah ok ill draw that

(Original guys violently making out image is by @/kupahdraws on twitter)

#sorry this is probably not what you wanted but personally i think it’s hilarious #also sorry to anyone in the main tags. bear witness. #fate’s roll #ask #ooc #fate’s roll blue #fate’s roll error #fate’s roll blip #swap sans #swap #error sans #error #errorberry #error x blue #error x swap #blip is fate’s roll’s version of blueberror but I think. he’s different enough that I shouldn’t tag him as that lol #not canon

[steppesliver]

trickster calling sam in mystery spots the dysfunctional crazy codependent brother is hilarious because like 4 episodes later sam really was like hey dean i know how we can fix your problem: we just gotta turn you into frankenstein's creature 2.0. again, no big deal. but i will become immortal too so you won't be alone. no pressure

#i relate to sam because when i fall in love i too feel like i should get a heart transplant and a lobotomy both #srsly him in this episode was hilarious #i know they are at their wits ends with dean having less than a month left #but jesus christ #sam “i need to know his thoughts on mary shelley's work” winchester #supernatural #wincest #spn liveblog

[antiqua-lugar]

one of the funniest things for me when it comes to ds9 it's miles' relationship with garak

like first, he's this shady annoying cardassian tailor who hangs out with your also annoying CMO who won't leave you alone. do you like this situation? no but it does not involve you, so who cares

except woops now the annoying CMO is also becoming your best friend. fortunately whatever the fuck he and garak have going on doesn't involve you except for that one time garak was off station and julian was moping through every lunch

except no, because garak comes back and he is friends with odo now, for some fucking reason. he's not gonna go kayaking with the two of you any time soon but eventually you end up having breakfast with them at least once because you can't avoid them in the replimat forever. fortunately it's not that bad and you have long accepted that odo's relationships are Just Like That (see: quark). it's not like you see garak that much more.

except no, now there is a war with the dominion and garak keeps joining missions (also at some point he ends up in prison for attempting genocide and almost killing odo and julian in the process which you thought would be A Big Deal but none of them cares) until you all end up together on the defiant. while all of this happening garak and julian have brought their relationship to the next level (ie: playing around in the holosuites) so you see him in your free time too. FINE. but it's not like you have to like him or anything.

except no, because empok nor happens. turns out you know garak more than you can possibly imagine. I am thou, thou art I. you might have to admit to yourself that the shady cardassian bastard has grown on you.

just in time for garak to leave for a dangerous secret mission on cardassia and come back having become friends with kira

#Garak Has Some Honour Actually #when all your friends end up friends with That Guy You Don't Like and then it turns out your friends had a point #garak and worf adventures not included because for once garak left with someone in the ds9 crew without befriending them in the process #although now miles has to witness with his own eyes worf being like #miles o'brien #elim garak #ds9 #this is hilarious when it comes to kira and garak's friendship too but she gets away with ignoring garak for waaaay longer

[taee]

the way tae just alt-f4′ed out

#ALSO HIS FACE WHEN HE WITNESSED THE FIRST KILL LMAO #I'M CRYING THIS IS SO HILARIOUS #video #taehyung #weverse live #should i sub this part adfdfsf