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vngful · 8 months

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radiance1 · 1 year

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ANOTHER FUCKING GAME AU BITCHES!!!!!

Or maybe not game but you get the idea, or don't. That works too.

Anyways.

Inspired by: These songs

Now stay with me, is this well thought out? NO!

But come along for the ride anyway!

Anyways.

So, Danny is mad bored and because he's mad bored it inevitably ends up both Sam and Tucker's problem. Not even DOOM can cure Danny's boredom surprisngly.

Meanwhile in the ghost zone:

Pariah Dark, taking out a tray of ecto-cookies in a kiss the cook apron with a tone of skulls on the design: My father senses are tickling.

Which leads to him just showing up out of bloody nowhere and dragging Danny + his friends off into the zone when he finds out Danny's bored as shit.

Pariah Dark: Wait for the cookies to cool, just got out the oven.

He says before going around to rummage in his treasury because he's sure he has at least something in there to stave off his adopted son's bordom.

If his countless priceless artifacts can't even do this, what's the use of keeping them?

A few minutes later as Danny is eating the surprisingly hella good cookies (Which is weird considered that his adopted dad was like, asleep for eons or whatever). Pariah walks back out with a very big, like big enough to touch the floor on him, cape.

He's happy to see Danny enjoying his cooking (Yes, he can cook Pandora nobody is going to almost die for a second time this time he got better and that was literally eons ago stop bringing that up-), but then gets on to what this cape is all about.

He got it about, a century after his coronation by an unnamed ghost, it quite literally just showed up in his castle one day with little to no explanation and he just went with it. Although he didn't use it much, he knows it has some amount of cosmic power in it, doesn't know what it does but its there.

He does know that its 100% safe though.

At least to beings of their level of power.

Though it might have some kind of effects on the regular living if exposed to for a long period of time. Probably, maybe.

He doesn't know, doesn't care.

So, he just drops it on Danny and takes a moment to see how he's just engulfed by the thing, before giving a hum in consideration and snapping his fingers, the thing shrinks but enough for Danny to actually be able to put it on, but still dragging a good distance of the floor behind him.

The cloak's outer appearance is a brilliant glowing white, while the inside looks as if space itself was woven within it.

When Danny put it on, it just felt, right. He couldn't explain it, but it just felt like it was always meant to end up in his hands. No matter if it looked like a toddler wearing his dad's clothes, he's willing to look past that.

Then he just, takes Danny to a very dead vat of space and tells him to have fun (Nothing there should be capable of harming Danny since he made sure of that even before having a child). Like, there's quite literally nothing there and Danny doesn't know what to do.

So, he just fucks around and finds out.

At least the cloak floats behind him as he flies around and looks really cool in space.

Meanwhile Sam and Tucker are just there, left behind, standing around with Pariah Dark. Waiting for Danny to come back.

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Sam: Hey what if you-

Pariah: No.

Sam: I know magic...?

Pariah: Considering hum

Tucker: I have a scepter that can warp reality that was owned by my probably great ancestor.

Pariah: Considering hum increases in intensity

He ends up throwing them in there to, well, after Tucker got the scepter, reality manipulation to allow them to breath in space as a treat (And also for a semi-logic way for them to not die in space).

Danny fucked around and found out he can apparently make stars now.

The three then work together to create an entire solar system.

Danny, making the stars and then the motherfucking sun (with help from Pariah Dark).

Tucker, using his powers to make what is basically the rough drafts of various planets. I.e. just giant rocks. Then carefully using his powers tweak at their designs and make them actually bloody planets.

Sam? Sam just takes a look at one planet and goes: Yea, this would make a great earth.

And proceeded to make earth.

Like no shit, she just filled that shit with her magic and carefully created a working ecosystem and then the planet just, lived.

Is Sam's new world populated? Hahaha, no. Well technically it is, but really only by her and the other two on occasion.

Basically just one gigantic oversized garden.

Tucker set up a base on one of the moons (the one near Sam's planet) and somehow managed to get himself some wifi???? No one knows how he did it, and they aren't going to sit through his explanation.

Danny? Danny's just chilling bro. Most of the time he just kicks back and relaxes in the void of space, occasionally drifting past worlds and stars and sometimes sleeping too.

Basically, just one very big playground for the trio. Sam taking care of her planet garden, Tucker making the entire moon into his personal tech base, and Danny just drifting around in space doing spacing (hehe) out or sleeping.

Me: Oh? What is this? Is that a Dc content over there?

Dc content: rolls

Me: No Dc content! Don't roll into my Dp ideaaaa!!

Dc Content: Rolls into Dp idea

Me: Noooooooo.

Cut forward awhile in time and then a supervillain accidently pulls up into the trio's playground while running from the Justice League, accidently knocks into this random glowing thing in space and then escaped, Danny meanwhile gets rudely awakened and is so surprised the area around him gets enveloped with ice that the Justice League just has to, kinda, move above, below or around.

Which gave the villain good enough time to run.

Then that villain wandered too close to Tucker's moon base and almost got shot to death (Tucker why the fuck do you have space weaponry!?!??!) and then had to make a hasty landing on the nearby planet.

Which is what he wanted so like yea ok.

Same thing happened to the Justice League.

So now both the Supervillain and the Justice League have to navigate Sam's planet. Not knowing that they rudely (in the supervillains case) woke up the prince of the dead and alerted Tucker's moon base.

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feelin-lo · 8 days

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Dug this out from under my bed and decided to go through all the drawings in there 💀💀💀

#oc #cloudy skies character #original character #artists on tumblr #my art #drawing #ocs #my ocs #oc art #HHAHAHAH

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faerociousbeast · 2 months

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If homestuck started with Jake English's vocabulary I think that would do a lot to the fandom. It's 2009. Everything else in homestuck is the same. Ur sick bro Dave is throwing down fire beats at you and you are delightfully dignifying yourself to a rich and effervescent spot of tea whilst you await a glorious adventure full of fisticuffs

i have feeling sfor you

#IM PISSING HELPPPPPP #HHAHAHAH #faevourite

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otuzsekizinciparalel · 11 months

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sabah namazı kombinleri >>> bütün kombinler

#hhahahah #çok orijinal olabiliyor

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skhardwarevers1 · 7 days

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HOLY FUCK ITS WORKING

#AHA TAKE THAT!#SUCK MY DICK DVDSTYLER YOU ARE NOTNING COMPARED TO MY CRITICAL THINKNG AND UBDYING PASSION #HHAHAHAH

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mellohd · 9 months

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3 days in and I already decompiled the game hahah take this photo of Josiah I'm planning a video essay/wiki article about Overtime cause there is literally nothing online if you have any cool screenshots or resources lmk through dms, ask box, comments etc. Also theories send me those theories!! I really like this game ;(

#overtime #josiah nguyen #josiah overtime #overtime josiah #overtime game #emmery #decompiled #video games #i literally start taking detailed notes on this game #just to make a concrete lore thing #its been three days #HHAHAHAH #anyways this is what ive been doing instead of sleeping for school #its how I cope

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healution · 4 months

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Maybe I need to create a new term like: gay pan. I'm into girls 100000% but also their personality. But I also like personality of some boys but girls or so goddamn attractive so that makes me gay pan or something

#p #Hhahahah #I'm inventing this name #Gaypan #Lol #I just wanna knowwwwwwww

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sugashook · 4 months

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i think the end of s2 is like the two queens aka one queen eds heart and his piracy got together. and hes not dependent on stede anymore hes like you can come along if you want if you dont thats fine. so sad codependency over time

#and you too stede #HHAHAHAH

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deathbypufferfish · 9 months

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The posts filled with horrors start today 💗

#puffer talks #hhahahah #ohohohohoh

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lovelesslittleloser · 2 years

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Fnaf au where y/n is an animatronic?

I don’t think I’ve seen one of these before so yeah imma fix that real quick

So basically, y/n (imma act like they’re their own character this whole time btw) was made like years ago, and when they weren’t being popular enough with the kids, they were decommissioned. But, in true fazbear corp. (I’m probably wrong but eh) fashion, instead of actually like. Destroying them, they just took y/n & stuck ‘em hidden in the big basement in the pizzaplex. Which, clearly, was a bad idea. Bad idea to have the basement, even.

So, now, years later, y/n, having managed to survive years down there, all whilst getting smarter and stronger with minor self-given upgrades and updates (only very minor ones where they can stay conscious the whole time), they managed to drag themself out of hell and into the main pizzaplex.

So, y/n, the vengeful animatronic, may or may not be after humanity. Thankfully, their AI is smart enough to know that children and adults are different; adults have already been tainted, but children have a chance. So y/n, avoiding all the staff and the glamrocks, made their way to the daycare. Thankfully, it was night, and Moon was willing enough to let y/n stay in their room as long as they didn’t make contact with any of the children. They easily agreed. Sun, while more worried about rule-breaking, let in quickly enough.

Eventually, they met all the glamrocks and staff, even with how much they tried to avoid them. Freddy was mostly just concerned, but also rather confused, and agreed to allow them to stay as long as they weren’t a threat to anyone’s well-being. Chica was quite nice, and offered them some trash. They only took the metals scraps, and she didn’t seem to like eating those anyway. The two became fast friends. Roxy was rather rude on their first meeting, but quickly took y/n to her room to tidy up their appearance. She said it looks bad on her if an animatronic in the pizzaplex has that rough of an appearance. She was satisfied only once y/n was sparkling and glistening like they were polished. Monty seemed pissed at their existence, but once they played Monty Golf horrifically wrong, he declared he liked their spunk and allowed them in his presence.

Of course, y/n never did stop planning the destruction of the pizzaplex at least, if not humanity (though it was on thin fucking ice). In fact, although not planning to use it, they spent a small portion of their free time constructing a bomb. They may have morals, but that did not change the fact that they were insane; deranged, even.

Meaning, once they ran into a demon child named Gregory, they were fast friends.

Turns out something was possessing the other animatronics to become violent toward humans at night. Or maybe just humans in general? Either way, y/n knew what they had to do.

Y/n gathered all the animatronics near the entrance with a lie that Gregory was there. Well, not a lie, per say, as he was hidden away inside Freddy’s stomach hatch, but it worked nonetheless. All the glamrocks were present, as well as the daycare attendant in the form of Moon.

You explained the situation in something of a villainous monologue. You were going to set off the bomb you had planted with the help of Gregory, and destroy this hell they had all been trapped in. You didn’t give them a chance to react before you lit the fuse and hurried everyone outside, since you’d prepared all doors for a quick escape, although only you knew how to access them.

With the best view in the house, you and the others watched as your prison was destroyed. Gregory, now safe as whatever was possessing the others was destroyed, came out of Freddy’s stomach hatch and opened a bag of marshmallows he had squirreled away in Freddy’s stomach. You helped him safely hold them over the fire, grinning maniacally as you watched the flames dance.

You turned to the others, sending messages to them directly in the animatronic’s way of communication when not wanting to disturb humans. You want to raise this one so it becomes decent as an adult, unlike the others. Gregory was smart enough; skilled enough. You’ve seen him work ideally under the pressure of imminent death; what more could one ask for?

#writing ideas #au #fnaf au #I kinda started this as a sun/moon au but #somehow it ended up like this #maybe it’s because I’ve been listening to Meant To Be Yours on repeat #yeah uh #we’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors #bring marshmallows #we’ll make s’mores #we can smile and cuddle while the #fire roaaaars #hhahahah #i’m going to lose my mind

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sk1ttl3z · 2 years

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When u wanna comfort someone about something they're venting about

But you have no experience in what they went through so you're too scared you'd fuck up and make it all worse

#hhahahah #:(

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eames-with-a-rose · 1 year

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U need to know that i like Sargent before it was cool ..

#john singer sargent #hhahahah #honestly #ask my frens