#hey I like your glasses

[beautyarchive]

Scarlett Johansson in Scoop (2006).

#scarlett johansson #jade spence #scoop #scoop 2006 #actress #hugh jackman #woody allen #woody allen is innocent and scarlett didn't denounce him because she's a good girl #specs #spectacles #hey I like your glasses

[unproduciblesmackdown]

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

#obviously referenced from start to finish. half second shots that kill #you go ''i was already Changed by the mere socked glasses flip / kick gifs. i'm ready'' but you are actually collapsed on the ground #raising my hand as one of the handful of randos who stood up suddenly these past few months like why yes i Will watch your films then #and also as [guy lecturing & emphatically pointing to laptop] i have to do everything myself the undereye coloring is a distinctive trait #fashion icon shit around here also i'm not kidding in the least #i want well another pair of glasses for one & graphic tees short shorts a fanny pack a calculator(?) buttonsy digital watch i completely do #also again with the adhd these flashbacks were beautiful. inspiring. revelatory. profound (cont.) #it's also occurring to me that i've watched a couple movies for the first time recently and it was like. man cmon #one horror one that was like. I Said Man Cmon. another non horror one that was just like an unending shrug #all the more appreciation like yeah hey a horror movie and also just a movie where it's like yes i'm completely along for the ride wahoo yay #raising my third hand as a correct opinions about media haver #corned beef #it #no time to be coy i was here three and greater than three years ago. and just nowadays; evidently: #reddie #online listicle video voice The Couple Of Dozen V Varied Moments From The IT Movies That Drew Blood (Mine) #whoever came up with this sequence i'm kissing on the mouth like my god. again: profound #the power of the rileable using their end of things as their plausible deniability. like oh god i hope he thinks i'm cool. ok asshole Enough #being the guy Just Standing There like fellas the boy you're in love with very insistently did this wyd (only caring abt literature) #adding a 50% pink overlay like it comes time to make these coloring choices & i put on a vivacious song to inspire having fun / being myself #great choice imo. now to slide right under that midnight est wire

[zlobonessa]

hm. i feel like I'm not unhinged enough for the past few days. here's my old-but-reworked omegaverse headcanon tier list.

#re zero #i actually was gonna look for my queer headcanon tier list but then i realised I'm bored. so. #putting my omegaverse scholar glasses on #firstly“pretends” doesnt really apply to crusch and felix. they are destroying these secondary genders with hammers i can tell you that muc #todd is an omega. fear about your Secret Identity being discovered.... classic omega archetype. #that adds to the conflict with subaru #also. subaru. raised in a shadow of his perfect alpha dad. riddled with complexes as a result. #similar deal with heinkel i think. #vincent as an asexual alpha...... #emilia's alpha identity is scrutinized and stigmatized by society because satella also was an alpha #julius is the most beautiful beta subaru has ever seen. really out here slaying these stereotypes left and right #reinhard is a perfect alpha with a duty to continue the blood line of sword saints #regulus is deeply self-conscious about being an omega. stopping all bodily processes? seems very convenient #i actually haven't thought about what would their smells be like yet. hm. my mistake. #i think subaru would smell like a wet asphalt or gasoline or something else from earth and everybody would be like hey what a fuck is that #rem hates the smell of gasoline 😔😔😔 #emiilia smells like frost. easy. traumatising. #julius smells like old books... or maybe steel #reinhard has a divine protection of perfect smell... every person who smells him smells their favourite scent #meanwhile reinhard adds that to his already long list with reasons for identity crisis #regulus probably smells like vanilla lmao

[calamitys-child]

At least I have "you know you're both covered in [x]'s lipstick" "oh we know" to keep me going while I wait to get my bus. At least there's open weird faggy polyamory. In our darkest hour.

#at one point I was like. hey Y is it just my blurry vision or is X super hot in my glasses. and they were like. no youre right. #and i just. listen ive had some BAD polyam experiences but knowing the people most closely involved and nobody hiding anything #its new its refreshing and its SO important #as an arospec bi fag tranny. its SO nice and so new and so so lovely to finally be on a shared page

[zellkabellk]

After a bit more than a year living in my current (small but rly nice) apartment I FINALLY seized a moment and took out all my posters and stuff to decorate the walls... I always forget just how much adding some shit on the walls helps the place feel a lot more personal kdmfsjhmfkj

#i honestly rly like this little appartment even if it's small... #i guess next year or the one after if I'm still in it I might ask the owner if I could... buy it from her ????? #there's 90% chance she'll say no bc but hey #always shoot your shot #i just wanna live in it a bit more to see how I settle in #but so far it's been nice !! #just a tad cold in the winter sometimes but I think it'd bc the windows arent “double glass” (idk how y'all say it in english) #anyways #if I ever get to own it I have so many plans already LMAO #beary life #beary talk #also the mouse currently squatting in somehow managed to get the baits on the traps without triggering them im screaming haha #little shit #i'll order tunnel traps next week #might work better than classic old traps #and tbh if i can not kill the creature and just go yeet her by the town's river to live with the million rats there #i'll do that

[mariatesstruther]

okay so thinking about the greys episode where most of the staff accidentally eats edible cookies and this happening in the greys x tlou au world lmfao. imagine the residents (ellie, dina, jesse) trying to take care of their high as fuck attendings (maria, tess, joel, tommy, bill) after a parent gives them to tommy and he leaves them in their lounge

@bumblepony @clickergossip @theliterallylee @ameerawrites

#maria: (frantically tearing up her office) #ellie: ????? what are you looking for??? #maria: MY GLASSES #ellie: … (takes them off her forehead) here #maria: OH THANK YOUUUU #later on #dina: okay everyone calm down the cooking aren’t poisonous they just have weed in them #tommy: MISSY YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH #dina: you knew they had weed in them??? #tess and maria would end up in a dark room somewhere playing with one of those fancy screens that shows you the anatomy of the whole body #or talking abt cheese like that scene with maggie and arizona #or doing that nose humming/singing thing like whatever the fuck april and bailey were doing lmfao #joel would be half asleep #by the time jesse’s found him hes bought four bags of chips from the vending machine #ellie trying to get him to lay down: its okay dude ill cover your cases. go to sleep #joel: i love youuuuuu #bill is about to start a surgery and dina has to be like hey man maybe dont #greys au #tlou au #tlou #the tipsy bison

[probablygayattorneys]

Miracle Mask but if Kat was the main character instead of the Professor

#professor Layton #professor Layton and the miracle mask #Katrielle Layton #I mean c’mon just try and tell me that this tiny top hat #doesn’t give monte D’or vibes #and yes after taking this joke #my brother and I proceeded to mimic Randall’s fall with every single character in Kat’s game #my favorite so far is “’EMILIANA! GIVE ME YOUR OTHER HAND!’ #‘MY GLASSES!’ #‘DROP YOUR GLASSES!’ #‘I CAN’T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES!’ #(idk why Emiliana is holding her glasses instead of wearing them but hey #masks are made to be worn just like glasses so)

[clowndensation]

i think my most controversial opinion is that i love phone calls and hate emails. boss emails me and i'm like. this could have been a phone call.

#it's because of the type of job i have i think #when your phone is in a plastic bag + you are wearing 2 sets of gloves + your glasses are clouding over because you're in a mask + hood #it's just literally like. how about you just call me so i can use my earbuds. #which is what all my coworkers do #if we have a question we'll literally have a 10 second phone call that's just #'hey' 'when's the cutoff series for taping over blower motors?' '50' 'thanks bye' #no fuss no muss. email means i get a notification + have to check it + decide if it's important enough to answer immediately #or if it can wait until i'm not gowned up anymore #and then 40% of the time if it's not important enough i forget about it when i AM done working. #and 50% of the time i remember but am tired and decide to do it later (and then forget to do it after that aldkfjalk)

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

just realized that the reason I actually like L S Dunes despite it being a much rougher sound than I usually enjoy is because every single one of their songs sounds like a beautiful child born via osmosis of my beloved beloved Accident Prone

#me listening to it takes time: wow he plays the bass like it's a guitar #me listening to accident prone for the first time in months: OH. #just had an italicized oh moment about *checks notes* a somewhat mcr adjacent emo dad band #actually the reason I started listening to dunes was bc I read about the story behind it takes time and went ''huh. that's an insane #way to write a song for your friend. I should listen to that'' #and then it blew my heckin glasses of. it is in fact an insane thing to write for a friend. like ok go off then I guess!!!! sure!!!! okay!! #and then I listened to the entire album and somehow that music has the exact crunchiness of a mid70s film #I can't make out 75% of what the guy is singing but hey the music sounds REALLY REALLY GOOD. I'm eating it #Lu rambles #music

[margaritalaux-antille]

that awful stupid glass onion post that goes "uMm actually the mona lisa is painted on wood they gave him a fake!!" and the way it's been quickly taken up as canonical fact is actually going to make me scream. the entire catharsis of the end sequence hinges on the fact that it was the real mona lisa what the fuck are you people talking about.

#kit speaks #call it artistic license or whatever it doesn't matter it was a two second shot of canvas burning #total non sequitur but it's the same stupid overthinking shit that drove me nuts with the last of us fandom #'um actually you can't make a vaccine for a fungus so it was always going to be for nothing!!' #when a piece of media is saying 'hey this thing is real' i think you should take the stick out of your ass and play along idk #like it's called suspension of disbelief please look it up #glass onion spoilers

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly something that, amidst facing / going through a dramatic Life Change ft. unavoidable emotional effects of that, there are instances where i can't conceal any & all degrees of being distressed / upset, & repeatedly getting "it's hard for me too" as a Direct Response to that: really something & a half how the asserted theoretical Sympathy of [i feel similarly!] is invoked so as to, oh you know, preclude sympathetic Treatment. such as that what would be More sympathetic in these instances would be to say Nothing, "if there's nothing but dismissal / making it first & foremost about someone else's feelings to say, don't say it at all" style

#reading also that original Lovelessness essay ''love is meant to make me human / love is also the mechanism by which my humanity #has been denied'' always preferring to have [sorry! couldn't fully bottle up this Emotiona externally manifesting at all!] Ignored rather #than ''nicely'' interacted with so as to Invalidate; Dismiss; someone's annoyed at you for having it; etc #for bonus context like we are not in the same boat with it. #not a case of ''the same situation; mine is worse though'' like no; fundamentally different situations here lmao. mine is worse #If You Feel So Bad. Or At All. then at least now do me the favor of Not Saying That; Repeatedly #their feelings put on me too in other ways. stewing resentment into lashing out; tossing out ''but i'm justified'' like ok! Your business!! #the ol like. If You're Going To Do Something Anyways then how you justify it to yourself is Your business / b/w you & your god as they say #& the last thing to do is be making it the problem of ppl Most Affected by what you're gonna do anyways & Also ask their Absolution..... #like if you need more moral support abt What You're Doing Anyways: turn to Anyone Else. even No One if you have to. #bit going tf through it when it's spilling over into Posting but such is life!! we all have that [the horrors. girl help] blogger on dash #again the tl;dr like oh you don't say. the [umm but have you considered? My Feelings! (they're so sympathetic at all. yor welcome)] is #the mechanism through which Really basic sympathy is being denied & replaced with [Saying Nothing would've been less hurtful] #misgendering me the other night too while Also all 'hey I'm trying to talk to the customer service. why are You going up & talking first' #(that was me experiencing the latter. i didn't say it but i was like cmon. my glasses are fogging up w/surgical mask (don't have access to #more effective masks so doing what Nonzero i can there) i'm a bit carsick i'm weathering a crisis. can i have anything here lol) #just Oh You Know. The Horrors.... #balancing ofc trying to endure trying to self soothe etc etc. with ''it's the horrors. it's gonna be horrific & you're gonna be affected'' #ah the [being kind to oneself] like also means knowing how reasonable it is to Not solo contain & endure & Cope Through everything.... #crushing a paper cup in my hands genuinely i would like to generously thank my virtual allies out here today. mic feedback #irl In Real Life? life is Real asf here & nobody Realer than them

[paralien]

Hey, ik idk you and your friends, but since apparently your other friends don't take your side - B sounds like a dick the way he's treating you and you're right to be mad about it!! And like, why would your friend even ask why you're not going to his place if she KNOWS what's up, wtf!! I'm so sorry that you're going through such a shitty situation!!

Sorry for the late reply; I didn't see I'd received an ask! ;; But it's so so so sweet of you to reach out to me to reassure me. I genuinely appreciate it so much you have no idea ♡

But yeah it is, an extremely shitty situation. Esp bc they seem to assume I've got the same information/am in the same situation as them when I'm, very much not and I've been vocal about that since everything happened ... + the whole ... "oh he's not ignoring you/he still cares abt you/you just need to reach out" spiel that same friend has been going on abt for months too just. Makes me feel so alienated from the reality that I'm experiencing, if that makes sense? Like. She knows he flirted w me, had sex w me, and then stopped talking to me after that under the excuse that he was oh so busy .. and yet I'm still the one that needs to reach out?

Sometimes I genuinely wonder if I've overreacted just bc of the way that I feel everyone underreacts. Not to even mention the fact that mutual friends of me and B will say that hey what happened sucked and i didn't deserve that and B is being a dick, but as far as i know none of them have actually said to his face that hey B you've been a dick. Not that i want him to be alienated by his own friends bc I know he's genuinely struggling rn and I'm a pushover but, if he can't take my feelings seriously when they come from me .. would he take them seriously and actually reconsider the entire situation if someone else said it...? Idk .. I'm just talking out loud here but, still, thank you for reaching out ♡ It made me feel less alone

#ask #anon #anon ask #fanya.ask #only funny thing abt this entire situation is the fact that a co-worker and friend/ex roomate of his was like #'hey he's a dick and hes moving away at the end of May do you wanna come work for us and ill train you to take his position' #like hdhdhd he basically said hey i know he broke your heart do you wanna have his job as a consolation price #i mean. realistically speaking he asked me bc two of their co-workers are quitting in May and ive befriended my way through #their entire work force so. i think its very flattering that he thinks ill be able to fit in there as a co-worker #and that hes said that he'll personally train me up to be a bartender #so thats gonna be extremely exciting seeing as i constantly need to google the difference between a white wine glass and a red wine glass

[calamitys-child]

Key to the ability to keep the heid especially in tourism and customer service especially this month is knowing that 1. For every customer calling me names or insulting my colleagues or being condescending there are a dozen shaking my hand and thanking us for being helpful and fun to talk to and being delighted to have had a fun holiday cause of what we do and 2. The more sneery or obnoxious a complaint the funnier it is to all of us once we close the bar and share a post-shift pint and chat

#like. 'hey just so you know the bathroom is out of toilet roll' ? gets 'oh cheers for the heads up we'll get more have a fab day' 'you too!' #on a spectrum up to 'you are disgracefully incompetent for [minor hiccup] and ill personally be seeing you fired' #gets you laughed at the second you turn your back and permanently more ice than drink in your glass forever #we will refund you a purchase or give you a free snack or something and then you will be a laughing stock forever #i hope yelling at a student was worth it bestie !! #anyway ask everyone else in this room I'll have you know that the person you yelled at is a very helpful woman with good taste in music #and im a very polite and competent young man. i have twenty testimonies to swear to it #now kindly leave i need to talk to the people waiting patiently behind your tantrum

[ggrimboy]

i need everyone to know i jusf started playing ultrakill and this game is fucking awesome

#grim chats #i can feel the hyperfixation coming #i saw the gabriel stained glass window and i was like HEY I KNOW THAT GUY! #immediately followed by one of my friends in vc going I SAW YOUR DICK ON TWITTER #lots of fun highlights #like The Skull

[just-a-mod]

based on real events

Neos came home from work, and it's not an uncommon thing that they find me awake at this hour

it is however odd lately, given ive been doing school and work stuff

but Tyme has 0 impulse control when it comes to Zalla in cute clothes

i am very lucky that my partner understands uwu

#justaaart #art #hey i think they're a keeper #you know it's love when they aren't threatened by your religious level love for one of your own head creations #Neos knows i love them as a partner and equal and Zalla is like #well it's hard to explain but I wanna kiss Neos #and im going to #it's 7 am ive had a glass of wine and man i wanna marry this lovely person #how the fuck did i luck out this thard #do you know they helped me make Zalla's hair color the way it is? #it's cuz of how they designed Zerah's hair i really liked it cuz of the odd things tehy did with the colors #they're great #i love them #i need to sleep #there will be cute Zalla art later

[47-protons]

I love blorbo bingus from my brain. I'm going to put him through a pasta maker. Hes going to be like flat stanely by the time i'm done with him <3

#i am holding him like a stress ball and throwing him as hard as i can at the wall #have you ever mourned that which was still alive. and you can't go back to the people you remember or the guy you used to be #bc events since the time you left have changed you. and you might recognize them when you see them again. but they don't know you anymore #it's ''came back wrong'' except no one died. you left. and you changed. everyone else is the same and waiting for a son brother neighbor #who just. doesn't exist anymore. who died when wings were cut for the first time. #i'm so normal about blorbo from my brain i love him so much i need him crying in a ditch immediately #vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass. ask me about wing clipping. ask me about it. please ask me about why it's so fucking bad #for your birds. hey do you want fun facts aboutw ing clipping :) #he did it willingly. :) it's possible to clip wings painlessly. they were not gentle with it. :) #on an unrelated note. flick has always existed as a way for me to like. process things i'm experiencing. bc i'm really bad at doing that on #my own. this is a habit i originally picked up with fanfic that my therapist encouraged bc. i'm bad at internal brain stuff. make it Outsid #and then i'm Better at it. #he has Always existed as a way for me to hold and turn things around and look at them. #he gets to let his mom go willingly. with fond memories. and that's what i'm going to try so sososososososo desperately to do if i must