#hes so hot in general

[spinningspencer]

He's so hot when he talks

#hes so hot in general #talk to me #idc what you say #i would let him ramble for HOURS #DAYS even #i would treat him right #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds spencer reid #it's not a want it's a need #i love him so much #sam creates

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[hgedits]

#jeff blim is so hot you sometimes forget he's also the preeminent Crazy Eyes actor of our generation #starkid #starkidedit #oregon trail #jeff blim #corey dorris

[adamshallperish]

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

#i will be real i'd never like voluntarily looked up what he looked like until i saw true detective #so my first exposure to him was rust cohle's scrongly ass #and imagine my shock when i found out that he's like. generic hot to people #like him as rust is so ugly hot to me #true detective #true detective season 1 #true detective s1 #rust cohle #rustin cohle #matthew mcconaughey #mine

[sunglassesmish]

him looking like this is really bad for my mental stability actually

#my gifs #spn #spnedit #spn 11x14 #he is so hot in this episode #generally all the episodes as casifer

[junkanimate]

I'm a big believer that Tang had long hair when he was younger, It's true in my mind.

Also here's an artistic rendition of Mk's reaction when Tang finally decided to cut them (100% the scene from adventure time)

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #lmk tang #mk monkie kid #tang monkie kid #my art #everytime I see an edit of Tang with long hair I get 2 more years in this world #he's just perfect with long hair #PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN LONG HAIR #I NEED IT #also sorry I have no idea if Finn actually says “hot chop” in that scene #but everyone just generally quotes that scene wrong so eh #it's okay if it's not 100% perfect

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing...... #also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄 #girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌 #his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf..... #i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf....... #anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone season two spoilers #genuinely not kidding about spoilers #please don’t yell at me #aleksander morozova #the darkling #general kirigan #darklina #alina starkov #mal oretsev #I’m back and feeling inspired #nothing like bingeing 8 hours straight of a show to bring back tumblr inspiration #the feels tho #darkling deserved better #I mean he was an ass but he was hot so #not to mention the villian that simps only for our main gal #we all love to see it #mal is less toxic but still as bland as wonderbread #stay at sea for the sake of our sanity mal we beg of you

[electric-rabbits]

Very bad news guys, I think I have Spies Are Forever Disease, where instead of a brain there is 2016s hit independent musical Spies Are Forever

#spies are forever #if it werent for the fact that curt is actually in this godforsaken website id be saying so much about how hot he is #in general but especially in this #but i shall remain quiet. i wont verbalize my thoughts

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[thelastdayalive]

Star Trek: The Next Generation | S06E21 Frame of mind

#data soong #data star trek #lt cmdr data #commander data #star trek the next generation #star trek tng #star trek #st tng #data #he's so fucking hot in black #he's not allowed to wear it too often because he'd have too much power #giffing #shows #w #editing

[martyrbat]

rip to bruce but if i fumbled her i would literally kill myself

#wrote this caption before trying to figure out if the artist intended for this to be a qipao or not #settled on the fact that he did (the mandarin collar sealed it) and spent 2 hour reading a brief history of them #and terminology to try and make an accurate ID but my 'ohmygof she's so fucking hot' got QUICKLY replaced with anger #like in 1930 Shanghai there were so many designs that did feature more form fitting fabric & high side slits #theres so many general gorgeous designs with the elaborate pankous and embroidery and beading that you could of taken inspiration from #and you make it more or less a unitard. you go hm close enough just to sexualize her further #like yeah she's gorgeous my caption stands but the disrespect and disregard is so... you know. #anyways. messy little ramble over. if im bruce wayne im killing myself and also thepankou(.)com has really beginner friendly posts talking #about the history of them & different (general) region styles & the use of qipaos in different media and exhibits. also a GORGEOUS wardrobe #crypt's panels #talia al ghul

[1111-sunset-circle]

imagine your f/o coming home and slipping into bed with you. mumbling about how warm you are and resting their hands on your sides under your shirt.. bonus if their fingers are freezing. or maybe it’s the other way around: sneaking your hands up their shirt to warm them and snuggling in even closer

#and you jump and are like. YOURE SO COLD!!! #but they just keep holding u while u complain. #‘’youre warm…’’ ok yes i am. But you are NOT! #thats barb i thinnk. shr has cold hanfs #in heaven there wouldnt be dust on everything #chil is the opposite #hes oike a little hot water bottle. im like come hereeee #and he Jnows #he’ll be like Oh thank god my shirt is tucjed in. And i pull it out #‘’GET AWAY FROM ME!!’’ vs me laughing while he tries to get away #chilchuck tag pending #f/o general #romantic f/o #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #platonic f/o #imagine your platonic f/o #imagine your romantic f/o #barrywriting

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Henry Cavill just doesn't look like anything. He's just a generic handsome man. There's no charisma, no flavor. He's a man on a romance novel cover. He's a disembodied hairy torso. He's AI generated.

#if you think he's hot then good for you but like ... rip in pepperoni to your taste also<3 #witcher fans got so upset when he left but i was like 'oh finally i might watch the witcher' #sorry sorry sorry sorry #he's just so ... nothing #timothy chalamet is the opposite end of that meat spectrum #just the most generic little twinkus #NOTHING going on with that boy #my eyes glide off him like he's a little wet eel

[qu13ll3-choichoi]

feeding u and myself with more lego man drawingss

Plannings on drawing the other Ninjago villains together, but my ibis paint lagging 🙏

#lego men🙏🙏🙏 #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago fanart #general cryptor #ninjago cryptor #he hot #Everytime he's on screen I point and be so shock

[abby118]

barracks

(from the Thor: The Dark World movie storybook)

#just gonna leave this here for all you larry fans who still think he sent Kurse to Frigga's chambers #how would that even work? canon specifically states the duengeons are located *under* the palace. #Not to mention that it would be the worst architectonic decision had the literal queen's chambers been near them. like ??? #also- we see Kurse go to the palace barrier generator first so your argument makes zero sense #Thor The Dark World #Loki #Kurse #the Asgardian dunegons #Thor The Dark World movie storybook #had somebody tried to give Kurse the directions to reach Frigga..they'd need to be standing there for a hot minute.