#hes not outdoors

[sephiroths-stuff]

How to properly take a cat outdoors: on a leash

Leonard is a retired mouser, aka he used to be a working farm cat who used to be used for the purpose of hunting down barn mice and rats. He was retired and given to me when I moved out to the city to keep my apartment rat and mouse free and i take him on enrichment walks in his little fluorescent vest and leash! I plan on also getting him a little baby Bjorn at some point albeit he is 22 lbs (about 10kg) so that may be hard. I used to be very pro outdoor cat but not so much now. Leonard lived a hard and dangerous life and was not good for the wildlife. He and all other animals deserve safety and proper conservation and care :) for advice of humane and safe mouse and rat population control that doesnt necessitate outdoor barn cats, dm me!

Here's another pic of him watching me write slow burn fanfic.

#my cat #outdoor cat #hes not outdoors #proper cat care #animal care #indoor cat #animal enrichment #cat harness

[animesketch-es]

The brainrot is brainrotting 🤕

Smiling Critters infection/apocalypse AU I don’t actually have a name for yet because I haven’t thought that far. I just thought I’d draw what I had in mind before it disappeared never to be seen again… 🕊️

The general premise is that after the outbreak, the SC formed their own survival group based in DogDay’s house and were doing well for themselves until CatNap suddenly got infected. Now it’s a mix of apocalypse survival and trying to find a cure + interpersonal drama because of course

#i expand on it… maybe we’ll see #catnap isn’t dead but as the infection gets worse he becomes less and less like himself #like monster catnap #infection is spread via poppy gas btw so actually everyone also has a gas mask for outdoor ventures and catnap visits #correction catnap isn’t dead yet #a lot of people are kind of emo #dogday is singlehandedly boosting everyone’s morale enough not to give up hope #the prototype is the origin of infection slash patient zero #catnap suffering #everyone else is also suffering #poppy playtime #smiling critters #smiling critters au #dogday #catnap #bobby bearhug #picky piggy #bubba bubbaphant #hoppy hopscotch #kickin chicken #craftycorn #this is long #phthartic au

[cinna-bunnie]

was drunk at my friend's place yesterday and her bf was given some throwing knives, played around for a bit and i still got it 🧐 that was my last push to get back into knife throwing, haven't been into it since i was 17/18 lol. i ordered these ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

edit: if ur here from my top posts you can see me throw them here!

#throwing knives is so fun... #i do the no spin technique and he was tryna see if i was as accurate by having me move back and he was like ur scary 💀 #“you're so accurate and u don't have to calculate the distance for the spin to make it stick‚ u can just go straight for it frm anywhere” #i sure can buddy. I'm gonna get even better at it thanks 👍🏾 #briefly considered a foot long throwing spike but feel like i cannot be given that kind of destructive power #i am going to obliterate something that is an outdoors toy 💀 #i can make it stick most of the time but we drew little targets and pictures on a board and i could hit the smaller ones w mixed results #i wanna hit bullseye 🎯 #my favorite flexes from last night were the times where Id throw the second knife in the same spot as the first n knock the old one down 😈

[gaycrittercentral]

BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!

#piscatological: having to do with the science or study of fishing #and yeah I did look up a complicated word on purpose hehe >:3 I think that’s what Sam does in his spare time anyway #fun fact I was gonna give Sam a blue coat but then I realized that he bore a striking and unnerving resemblance to one Sans Undertale #so that had to get scrapped lmaooooo #but I really like how it turned out anyway heheheheeeee #I really liked making Sam dream of terrible fish dishes jdklgjdlsghdsf (terrible by the definition of a list I found somewhere lmao) #all I know about surströmming is that is is so smelly you have to open it outdoors in a bucket of water apparently #terrible. they’d love it though sskskshgfjfhdjdgs #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #skunkape holiday contest

[mortysmith]

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #is this anything #i think morty has evolved into a bit of an outdoor cat within his family he just comes and goes #like beth and summer just accept that he runs errands for rick sometimes so they dont get too worried anymore #jerry can attempt to care but beth would probably shut it down #and rick is well rick #to be fair though i dont think rick 'losing' morty would ever last longer than a couple of days #hes always gonna conjure up some bullshit reason as to why he needs mortys help

[nibbelraz]

He's just sitting. Being happy, healthy, and alive.

#svsss #zhuzhi lang #zzl #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's just taking a nice little sit outdoors #perhaps chatting with his little snake buddies or just enjoying outside #ya know just enjoying life #🐍 #my art #nibbelraz

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Alternative form of 'Hitting Wangxian with a Catboyification beam'

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I don't have much more of an explanation to this other than 'i was struck by the vision and needed to create it' #They are both catboy coded. To me. On slightly different alignments of catboy but still. #LWJ is catboy: Fussy + bites and WWX is catboy: Stinky #Neither of them take well to being moved from their nap spot. #I love reading lying on my stomach and my cat just loves it. Hates being moved. We are locked in combat post any cuddle sessions. #I am a cat lover. I love them. They are Rotten little Stinkers. I love them #LWJ is like. *the* definition of 'cat that only likes those its in a bonded pair with. #The kind of cat that screams if it sees any neighborhood cats wandering outside. #wwx is a 'outdoor cat that wandered inside and became domesticated but NOT owned' kinda guy. #he is a menace on the local bird population and the only reason he's not dad to all the kittens is that he got fixed young. #UNLESS: the golden core transfer here was the balls (?) Animal control took JCs balls and WWX gave his up (????) #((I Also Don't Know What I'm Saying))

[y-rhywbeth2]

Strangely when I think of Durge as the head of the temple I'm seeing less murder time and more paperwork and management. It's an active temple and a "legal" religion, which means its got tithes and taxes and responsibilities to the government and thus has finances and shit that needs managing. Also they need to network: Bhaalists are tasked with infiltrating the halls of power, and there are the faith's sponsors amongst the wealthy and the nobility, who attend the red rooms and hire their assassins. You need to keep on top of the magistrates and law makers and who to bribe and so forth... and the prison times for members of the faith who get caught...

Bhaal is, after all, lawful evil and so is his church. Edit: except apparently 5e has been pointlessly changing things and puts him as neutral - in every other edition he's lawful and that doesn't change that temples have paperwork and taxes to do.

Everyone thinks its daggers in the dark and ominous chanting and black robes but it's actually late nights with a tankard of kaeth getting eye strain, wishing Bhaal would bestow his gift upon you so that you could escape the hell that is life: The certainties of life are death and taxes but gods, when will the Lord of Murder finally give you the first one?

And Orin keeps stealing your blacksticks, inks and quills and they always turn up in corpses found by the city watch a week later.

I mean you can delegate, I suppose. I wouldn't trust Sceleritas to do it, personally, after that "washing the dishes means smashing them into shards and sprinkling them in people's beds" thing. I would love to read that petition he sent in seeking to get the temple recognised as a heritage site.

Orin? I already fully supported Orin's murder attempt, but if they made her do their paperwork for them then honestly I think she deserved to win the entire game.

And none of it is anywhere near as bad as the paperwork and ridiculous levels of legislation that I'm sure Gortash gets working for Bane. Wherever the hell that temple/shrine is.

#My boy has an intelligence stat of 8 he wasn't built for this #Rangers are an outdoor breed that require frequent exercise #This is cruelty #sillyness #babbling #/durge #the idiot three #/gortash

[scarlct-vvitch]

roommate took her indoor cat outside on a leash today and didnt take any pictures while he was out there but she did send me this after

#his name is pesto and he is a MENACE #he's gonna become an escape artist im calling it now #if he can cause trouble he will #cats #also dont take your cats outside unless its on a leash/controlled!!! #dont have outdoor cats please #its bad for them and for the environment

[ryllen]

jade who got heartstruck by someone who listens, and trey who generally takes interest on really listening to what people have to say, about things he doesn't know yet

#referring to outdoor wear trey's lines who said-- #People get to research whatever they want in the Science Club which means I get to hear about all sorts of fascinating stuff #Rook lectured me on proper hiking technique before we left. His tips have been pretty helpful—I haven't taken a spill yet #he listens #twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #cater diamond #floyd leech #and also i just watched jade's outdoor wear vignette who mentored cater who wanted to run away already fshdshd #trey might do things minimally #but he seems to be packful of information about handling any possible situation or encounter against random things #that he obviously ; doesn't show #unless for desperate measure

[canisalbus]

realistically, i know fur cannot tan. but in my heart i believe vasco would love to sunbathe and would develop an even warmer golden brown from it, while machete would turn pink-red from merely going outside for more than 10 minutes

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#Vasco has that sunkissed aura to him and I'd love it if he was able to tan visibly #Machete is very sensitive to the sun and will burn if he's outside for too long on a sunny day #mostly on the spots where the fur is thinnest like his ears and snout #it's not like he combusts immediately but it's just easier for him to avoid the midday heat if he can #answered #anonymous #modern Machete knows that albinism comes with a significant risk of developing skin cancer and is used to taking preventative measures #it's a good thing he likes high coverage clothing #most dogs don't need sunscreen and being covered in fur complicates things but if he knows he'll be outdoors for longer than a brief moment #he will put some on his ears and nose to protect them

[katydoodles]

My tribute to my head-canon that Azula and Aang would get high together

I refenced a painting by Jack Vettriano called After Midnight, of a couple smoking on a couch.

IT WAS HOT AND I AM WEAK

#azulaang #azula x aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #digital art #art #doodle #fanart #princess azula #avatar aang #his hand creeps up her skirt as she lifts her pipe closer to his flame #lychi they are not floating in the sky they are on a outdoor bench on a terrace on their vacation home enjoying a good time #aang is a nomad of course he would get high #Azula getting high would be one of the few times she lest go of control and just lives in the moment #she would giggle at everything #the devils cabbage #its a sexy ship okay

[bizarreandjarring]

just an old hick goin' fishin

plus kim "i am winning at fishing. something which is both normal to want and possible to acheive" kitsuragi

ref

#I FOUND THE LINK TO THE ART I REF'D FINALLY #HARRY. FRECKLES. TRUTHER. #also i have seen too much art of them looking cool and good #i am balancing it out by making them boring middle aged men who go fishing #harry got them both the tshirts for their weekend fishing trip #and kim spent a lot of time researching fishing techniques because he has a visceral need to be competent at everything he does #harry: the point of this weekend is to get outdoors and have fun!!! kim: if i dont catch a big fish im going to drown myself in this lake #also kim: did you have to wear your sluttiest little manwhore shorts it is distracting #harry: i can take them off if you'd rather ;) #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #my art

[followthebluebell]

Duck got to go on his walk today.

#cat #work #duck #he's very old #so he's allowed supervised outdoors time #he literally can't move fast

[crazymecjc]

I’m back with niche souyo content (tsuritama roleswap au)

#oof my art i guess #persona 4 #carissa speaks #yu narukami #yosuke hanamura #teddie persona 4 #souyo #tsuritama #I need you all to understand the vision #protagonist yosuke moves to small town and promptly meets teddie who moves in with him #yu has lived in the town his whole life with the dojimas but bc he’s not the protag he doesn’t have any social links #so he’s emptiness leaning #he works at junes in the outdoors section #and he can fish #my god he can fish #teddie power of friendships yu and yosuke into fishing together #and they help each other open up and stuff #also teddie is an alien and they have to save the world (through fishing!) but that’s basically the plot of p4 anyway so #I’m normal as you can see #akira kurusu is also possibly there #there’s a duck #10/10 go watch tsuritama it’s a very very fun time #this drawing was truly for me and just for me but I like how it turned out so y’all can have it as a treat #I love a lil screencap redraw I rlly do

[castawavy]

dirtbag

before / next

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #november save #nsgen1 #s: stephen #he finds the outdoors boring JBHDJKBHJAGD #DELIQUENT #tw smoking