#help i’m simping

[redoqs]

Me rn

#help I’m simping #redoqs rambles

[ghostiboii]

I just got really excited, Joker’s actor and voice is the same man as Douglas from lab rats. No wonder I thought he was hot, I loved him as a kid

#call of duty #help I’m simping

[yabishrihere]

More Astarion love because I’m obsessed

Does posting him on tumblr get him out of my head?

Nope, not at all

#astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #badur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #spawn astarion #im a simp #obsessed #pixel vampire living in my head rent free #pixel vampire has an absolute chokehold over me #help me I’m delulu

[farah-o-0]

📺doodles

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #why am I simping for this toxic tv #help #Pentious got me into hazbin #Vox locked the door and yeeted the key #I miss Vark #we’ve been robbed #why isn’t he canon #I’m so tired #selftaught #drawing #sketch #fanart #digital drawing #meme redraw

[isleofsodora]

I can’t stop thinking about your duck istg 😭

He’s too handsome help a ashdhhs-

I DUN GOOFED REAL HARD!!! Why’d you do this to me Edward?!?! 😅😅😅😭😭😭

This was literally the first scenario that my brain thought of and I couldn’t fucking sleep till I got the rough draft done! My brain had an impulse and I couldn’t shake it! Where’s my fellow Duck simp fans at?! Come and get him while he’s still hot right out of the shower!!!

And I bet this didn’t help you at all sweetheart, so sorry about that! (Not really 😈)

#thomas and friends au #thomas the tank engine au #thomas the train au #ttte humanized #answered ask #oh my god I can’t believe I’m uploading this help-😰 #where’s my fellow Duck simps?! I got something for ya! #sorry for the long wait 😅 works been hardass lately #thanks for the prompt! #thank you for the ask! #no one asked for this yet but fuck it here we go!

[two-red-lungs]

IDK man I just think Eddie would love you riding his face 🧍

Like you put all your weight onto him, basically crushing him against the floor, feeing his fresh-shaved stubble against the inside of your sweaty thighs, and his tongue just works you until you can’t do anything but grind down against his chin and feel his nose bump against your clit

He’s just fucking wild for how wet you get, making his face all slick and shiny

And OH MY GOD those big Bambi chocolate-black eyes looking up at you from right over your pelvic bone, his pupils so fucking BLOWN WIDE and glazed over as he enthusiastically suckles on your clit and you squirm

Bonus points if you lace your fingers with his and press them to the floor on either side of his wild, spread-out mane and use them as leverage to drag your wet pussy across his lips

He LOVES it when you cum on his tongue, lapping your wetness up, cutting off his air for a few seconds with your weight

Literally every time afterwards when you see him lick his lips or touch his mouth you have this Pavlovian response and get wet, and he just smiles at you in this toothy, self-satisfied way

#minors dont look #eddie munson #Eddie Munson smut #Eddie Munson x reader #stranger things s4 #my writing #girl help I’m simping

[sea-breeze-19]

Guys would it be too controversial to get him on my birthday cake

#Ganon #Ganondorf #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #loz #Ganon ToTK #Ganondorf ToTK #demon king ganondorf #I’m so silly #I’m a major simp I can’t help it #grrrrrrr #why is it not socially acceptable to get Ganon cake

[throwmethroughawindow]

this is so Ace coded PLEASE‼️‼️ I just know he would love a strong s/o who could hold their own and take no shit, please please please!!!!

#one piece #ace ace ace ace ace #portgas d ace #ace would love a strong s/o #one where he can just stand back and watch them kick ass and only step in if they ask for help #he would literally be 😍 the whole time too #you can’t change my mind #I want everything to do with him #ace would be SUCH A SIMP!!!!! #so touch starved and loving #I’m openly sobbing #portgas d ace x oc #portgas d ace x reader #one piece fandom #one piece fanfiction #portgas d ace fan fiction #strong himbo w strong badass s/o #a tale as old as time

[my-maehem]

Just a wip drawing of Sebastian ~ <3

This was supposed to be just a sketch and I impulsively started to render said sketch…

Why does he look so pretty?? Help!

#sebastian sallow #please help I’m a massive simp for this boy #hogwarts sebastian #maeartworks #hogwarts legacy #maesketches #hogwarts legacy art #hogwarts legacy fanart #hphl

[miragiri-haruto]

Finally posting my edit for Paul!

Idk how to get 1080p clips because (and this is a joke for legal purposes) I screen recorded directly from Jeff’s forest video app and it still looks blurry 😩

#80s #80s vampires #the lost boys #thelostboys #hes so pretty #tlb 1987 #the lost boys edit #brooke mccarter #paul tlb #paul lost boys #paul the lost boys #Brooke McCarter edit #send help #i’m a simp #loml <3 #i’m hyperfixating

[luyo-mi]

there's this one acc on tumblr ik that does proxy servicr group orders for the scents

but also will day, the shipping is expensive bc it contains something similar to ethanol and if you're not living in japan... it's like a ~100$ shipping fee (200,000 yen i think)

but anyways, i looked up what Leona smells like and the translations say: Rosemary, Warm neroli(a sort of citrus-y scent that's also a bit bitter?), Musk(doesn't clarify what kind of musk), and Sandalwood (doesn't clarify what kind of Sandalwood either)

^got this from the official aniplex jp website

do with this info as you will :3

- Leona simp anon 🦁

This isn’t fair I wanna smell Leona’s musky scent

#I’m in desperate need of help #rosemary actually smells really nice #I grew some for a contest once #they died #it was very tragic #they were so young and so beautiful and they were like my children aughh 😭 #ok enough of my rosemary #this is horrible I only got 9 dollars in the bank #leona simp anon 🦁

[zootopiathingz]

MOVE ADAM ITS MY TURN

#im sorry #not really but #I’m so down bad help me #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lady luxo is a simp

[avionvadion]

These two GIFs have me in a chokehold right now. Also, because we finally have the beautifully animated scene of him rising from the coffin-

#woof woof bark bark #help I’m a simp #twst #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia

[currentlyscreamingfornoreason]

I’m a simp for Doll now and no one can stop me

#murder drones #i’m a simp #i don’t need help

[lostfairyart]

I really feel like I’ve reached a new level of simp today. ✨✨

I am literally kicking my feet ‘n’ twirling my hair over a fictional man barfing.

AM I OKAY. AM I SANE. WHY AM I GIGGLING OVER A SILLY LITTLE SAD DRUNK MAN VOMITING. 😭

Sorry. I had to get this outta my system. 😩

#normal simp behaviour #or is that just me #help im obsessed #i’m so silly #for context #i am currently rewatching dead man’s chest #and maybe it was because it was late #but man #james norrington fanart #james norrington #my little sad man #he’s so drunk rn #it’s actually so cute #why isn’t he real #i would do anything for him #wanna pet his head #tell him sweet nothings #I forgot this movie completely #feels like a new experience #anyway #I love james norrington #pirates of the caribbean #potc #i’m rambling again #lostfairy text post

[cherrycolaberry]

Wonderful world has become my personality atp it consumes my brain entirely. the hyperfixation I have with it is crazy… like it’s all I think about and all I wanna talk about, there’s only 7eps rn and I’m hooked…I’m so normal about it 😀

#it’s actually not okay… #someone call help #bc why does it got me genuinely mad 😀 #like it’s personal to me.. #got me kicking and screaming in frustration #while also simping for eunwoos character..like 😀 #anywho I’m so so normal about it promise #wonderful world #wonderful world kdrama #kpop