#hello i am ridiculous

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x03 | Warning Signs

#AND THE BEARD ON HIS CHIN WAS AS WHITE AS THE SNOW #me doing a wildly different coloring than my norm just to play up the Santa vibe? it's more likely than you think #HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #hurry down the chimney tonight #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #hello i am ridiculous #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #SANTA BABY #look at his big beautiful rectangle head i love it #B E A R D #so plush so FLUFFY #straddle him and nuzzle into the santa beard #winter is cold we must huddle for warmth #it snowed here all day leave me alone with my dumpster flames #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #some AU where Santa is really hot #hello mr. grimes please come inside #come as often as you'd like #it's been 4 years now and i still don't know what it is about this look #one second i'm fine and then there he is and i'm like fill me to the brim #check.....check.....yep this look still has me open like Motel 6 #my apologies to tom bodett #that really aged me didn't it #oh well #KING RICHARD #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair

[indigobluerose]

I banned myself from pokemon for five days and it has been

a fucking struggle 😩

#hello I am ridiculous

[blocksruinedme]

#hello i am a subcategory of Jimmy tweet reporter #ugh I'm so happy for him it's ridiculous #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #solidarity gaming

[keeps-ache]

i'm on some sort of kick lol

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #listen i think this broke me a little bit Lmaohfv #i started laughing like a maniac and i just noticed i am. so jittery when i exported this rn hfshhd #this has taken me!!! i think like. 3 days #where did tuesday go ?? hello ??? tuesday?? where are you ? #which is frankly ridiculous even by my standards lmao #i Will be rerunning this at least 3 times. holy hells i needs to. stare into the abyss for a little while hvsh #it may look kind of simple but do not be fooled. not even i know how much effort went into this anymore Hfbvshf #my Back hurts there's something going on with my throat i think i magicked a headache away?? my hands are no longer working and my brain? #let's not even talk about it lol #staring into your eyesballs. now what if i designed more robots Hvhsfh #i did enjoy it! did it probably fry every system i need ot function? ye. but i'm gonna do it again anyway ehehgh #//aokay i'm going to. go. #byyye tooldes :3 :D

[eirelis]

birthday gift for a friend!

#holomyth #mori calliope #ninomae ina'nis #takanashi kiara #gawr gura #amelia watson #hololive #my art #fanart #hello yes i am alive #feeding my addiction to holographic paper again lol #just finished my exam yesterday!! #now i need to wait 6 weeks for the results #ridiculous tbh because they are charging $400+ for you to...take a computerized multiple choice exam #there is no short response whatsoever!! let me know if i passed pls #anyway apologies for the atrocious lighting #my desk is under a loft bed so it is always shadowy here aside from my very yellow lamp

[marchsfreakshow]

Some Lana fans make me feel like I'm not allowed to say that 'Say Yes To Heaven' was my first Lana song 😭

Like, oh no! I discovered a popular music artist on tiktok!! Boooo!

#texty #like hello? #am I not allowed to be liking 'local' songs?? #its weird and ridiculous

[puppybong]

actually hold on. Sorry it’s midnight i get to confront this now. im comparing the guy from my class grabbing my neck/petting me to being actually sexually assaulted & deciding it isn’t that serious because i have been in worse situations. and i have a bad habit of downplaying things because i am afraid of sounding overdramatic. i dont want to be touched by strangers let alone in vulnerable places and it is not wrong for me to be put off by it . it’s fine that i left class early and also why did that guy think it was ok to grab me like that for such a long time. Be for real

#b #^guy whose csa was ignored by his mother & told to stop acting like a victim growing up #I don’t think it was of ill intent but im also hypervigilant and look 17 at most so why is a grown man doing that… hello #my footwork is terrible ill give him that i did need some guidance. i love the class but i dont want to go back😭 #Am i being dramatic. no because it takes me 2 business days to understand things that happen. Do i feel ridiculous yes

[t4tboblin]

"Oh, yeah, there’s Olivia Vogel from the class above me. Aw, I told all my friends I had a crush on her. So they wouldn’t bully me."

"Yikes."

"Yeah, it didn’t really work. Look, here’s all the teams! Basketball, baseball, croquet-eh, I was never that sporty. Let’s skip ahead to my class."

"And you’re totally sure you don’t mind me looking?"

"No, no, it’s fun! It’s bonding."

"Mm." 

"You don’t have to share if you don’t want to, Bobby."

"It kind of feels like I… should? Like it’s only fair?"

"No, really. We can just look at my pictures and talk about me. I’m great at that, right? Ha!"

"You… are. Very good."

"And little closeted grade-school Linda was kinda cute. In a way. An awkward, insecure way."

"I’m sure grade-school Linda was adorable."

"Thank you, Bobby. Oh, look, here’s my grade! Let’s see, D, E, F-oh, there I am! Aw, yeah, she’s cuter than I remembered. Little baby Linda."

"…Ohhh my god."

"What, what? What’s wrong with your face?"

"Your deadname is Robert?"

"Well so what, what’s wrong with Robert? You know, it’s a perfectly good name, Bob-ohhh now I hear it."

"Why didn’t you tell me-"

"I forgot, I didn’t-it just occurred to me just now!"

"How do you date someone with your deadname and not realize? Do you know how dumb that sounds?"

"Now I’ll have you know, Bob-"

"Short for Robert."

"Yes, yes, thank you. I’ll have you know I never went by Bob, alright! I was a Bert. Or a Bertie. How was I supposed to put that all together, huh?"

"It’s just crazy, is all, that’s crazy. It’s a crazy coincidence."

"It’s a good name! And, come on, I mean it’s not exactly uncommon."

"What’s that supposed to mean?"

"Well, it’s not like you’re a Lorenzo or something. Robert is probably, what, number five in the country? Maybe even number four?"

"It’s my dad’s name, Lin, I don’t know what you want me to-wait, since when did this become about me? I thought we were talking about your past."

"Maybe I’m tired of reminiscing and it’s your turn, smartass!"

"I thought I didn’t have to share anything if I didn’t want to."

"Yeah, well, that was before you made fun of me, so cough it up."

"Well, fine, if you must know. I was a Belinda, so."

"…"

"…OH MY GOD!"

"WHO’S STUPID NOW, BOB?"

#boblin #bob's burgers #bobs burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #fanfic #bob's burgers fanfiction #original #HEEHEE little. t4tism. as a TREAT. for ME #trying to warm myself up to write boblin week fic hhhh #practicing getting their voices. thats why its dialogue only its a Choice its Artistic #its NOT that i was too lazy to write in action. that would be ridiculous #ANYWAY hi. hello boblin community. i hope you like it :) #oh i am posting this at the literal worst time for anyone to see it. oh well. godspeed little fic ill reblog you in the morning o7 #my fic

[walshies]

me yesterday: "I'll wait until I watched season 3 before I start writing talder"

me today:

#talder #Hello to the ppl in the tag #I dont know where we are at with the ending of the show and I am trying to avoid spoilers so I probably won't look into the tag for now #also they look so ridiculously good together

[clownsalot]

text (i am aware my handwriting is shit sometimes):

"Contrary to what one may expect, Emmet is well-loved by the children of Nimbasa.

He may not be good at comforting lost children with his words,

...but his kindness and warmth are more than enough."

——

just a little thing i did because i love this man a little too much and the brainrot must go somewhere

also! extra sketch thing:

yea

#submas #subway master emmet #subway master kudari #submas emmet #i am just #so in love with this man #it is getting ridiculous like actually #also! my first time posting in this tag #hello my fellow subway people #anyways emmet constantly having at least 30 joltiks on his person at a time makes things 100% better for the kids btw

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[lefaystrent]

You have to play the lottery to win the lottery, and my fantasies of being rich just can't get past that part.

#i am fine financially #and i dont have much that i want #but I would like to be able to spoil my friends without consulting my bank account first #why yes friend you can go to that BTS concert on an all expenses paid trip #or hello friendo your college debt has now been paid off in full so that you can flourish #and maybe yes friend i heard you are going through ridiculous legal troubles so I've hired a team of lawyers for you #money doesnt buy happiness folks but it can sure expedite the process

[doyoueverjustwomen]

playing through the last case of aa4 right now and OMG…….WHATTTT THIS HAS SURPASSED MY EXPECTATIONS COMPLETELY

#ace attorney #aa4 #HELLOOO #I AM RECEIVING MUCH MORE BACKSTORY THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD #ALSO THE WHOLE KRISTOPH NAIL POLISH THING IS MAKING SENSE TO ME NOW???(it hasn’t been explained to me yet in the game but. the puzzle pieces #are fitting together) #THE WHOLE THING WITH LITTLE TRUCY AND PHOENIX?? HELLO?? THEYVE BEEN SILLY FROM THE GET-GO?? #ITS SO CUTE!!!! #AND ZAK DOING HIS LITTLE TRICK RIGHT BEFORE THE VERDICT WAS ANNOUNCED. #HELLO. #WHAT. #AND THE WHOLE MASON SYSTEM THING?? THAT EAS A JUMPSVARE?? #(not that I mind( #anyway I’m gonna keep playing #I shall return with more ridiculous ramblings in due time <\3 #also I’m itching and clawing for Kristoph Gavin I wanna see him SO BAD #AGAIN

[quirkfics]

Welcome back!! It's great to see you around again.

May I please request "bargain" with Kurogiri?

“I have nothing,” you whisper, twisting your fingers into the sleeves of your own sweater. You stumble, turning in a circle, squinting against the wild maelstrom of misty darkness whipping against your cheeks. It’s more than useless, trying to find a point in which to look, but you can’t help yourself. Your heart is racing, and it’s cold and this is it.  Your last resort. 

“I daresay that isn’t true,” his voice rumbles through you, from the crown of your head, all the way down to your toes, shaking you like thunder. “A bargain with me is not limited to the material. Calm yourself, and think: what can you offer?” Icy tendrils drag down your neck, curling at the last second and whispering over your shoulder. This time, it feels like he is the one spinning you about. There’s a quick flash of gold, a lightning strike in the storm of his spirit, and you stumble again, you can feel the rapid pulse of your heart on your tongue.

“ME! I can offer myself!” You shout, gasping as the words leave your lips. You reach out wildly, as if you can grab them clean from the air, but the bargain is struck. The noise, the storm, stops, and you fall to your knees, sucking down air. A pair of well polished, wingtip shoes tap gently on the cobblestone, coming to a stop just within view. You lift your head, jaw dropping when you find him towering over you, unknown constellations glittering behind him in the suddenly clear night. 

“I accept,” he says, voice still full of thunder, and offers you his misty hand.

#quirk writes ficlets #kurogiri x reader #bnha kurogiri x reader #hello hello! and thank you! #i am ridiculously happy to be writing fic again #i've missed it gracious #AND ALSO demon or magical kurogiri is always what i need in my life

[dragonofnewadventures]

I'm trying to be brave today. I'm gonna go ahead and say a thing about me. Taking up space is a hard thing for me but I'm trying to heal from the tiny box a few bad people put me into.

I'm a multiple-type otherkin. I don't know the right term for it. Or even if my shifts could still be called otherkin as a lot of them have weird specific vibes or thought patterns to them in addition to the feeling-limbs-that-are-not-there-and-never-were thing.

My kintypes are:

dragon that shifts between four body types

kind comforting eldritch-like being

being made of creativity energy

naga/lamius

werewolf

and three unidentified things.

*Second larger set of clawed arms, black and red dripping upwards, amusement gained from watching people get jumpscared

*Small, black, soft, liquid-like graceful movement, finding of hidden places in plain sight, walks on secret pathways

*Humanoid form, color changing eyes, song, arms can fold out into wings similar in shape to sickle winged bird, floating/loss of gravity, Sandcastles are important.

I don't know what people will say to this... If anything at all but I wanted to say these things. Wanted someone to know and perhaps to find some friends. I'm pretty new as far as interacting with anyone else about these topics so sorry if I got things wrong. I'm sure I did.

#kinmunity #polykin #otherkin #alienkin #alterhuman #alterhumanity #alterhuman community #honestly i know im haunted but it doesn't explain everything #is there a better word for these things? #nonhuman community #otherkin community #dragonkin #eldritchkin #unknownkintype #hello #i am sorry #trying really hard to be ok right now #im so afraid of making a mistake #which is ridiculous because im just talking about my personal experiences #experiences are not good or bad #they just are #still scared though

[strqyr]

obviously i would like to learn more about summer just bc. well. story reasons

but there's this tiny-but-ever-growing part of me that wants them to rip that particular band-aid so that maybe, just maybe, i can talk / find discussions about raven and qrow and why they are the way they are without it immediately turning into "it's bc of what happened to summer"

like for the love of gods she's not the center of the universe maybe it's just their shitty childhood 😭

#rant i guess #first it was with qrow and i had to endure that for years #(even when it didn't make any sense #like why the f would qrow keep his distance bc he blames himself for what happened to summer #but then send ruby on that same path and keep his eye on her??? hello????) #and now it has switched over to raven and i'm like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #i am ridiculously patient person but there are limits and thems be getting closer and closer