#hed steal all their shit

[majimassqueaktoy]

Majima can't have a gf because he would just steal their lingerie and stretch it out all the time and that shits so expensive 😔

#this is so sad </3 #what am i saying. he could steal mine &i wouldnt say anything i wouldnt even complain when it came home with blood stains & tree sap on it #but still this is fundamentally true #hed steal all their shit #oh wheres my nice cardigan #in his shitty nissan ultima with a big tanto slash through the chest bc he got too flashy #anyway idk what im saying #gn #i hope all of you with busy mondays have good day :^)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

#this is a lie im so unbelievably abnormal about him #expressing my feelings about him would get me killed #(by sheer embarrassment) #i need to have his face held in my hands immediately u do NOT understand #i need to be holding him !!! #i need to do THE sappiest shit to him #like i need to feed him bites of shortcake n shit. during a picnic. literally actually need to get a dollop of whipped cream on his nose #i need to hug him. and kiss him all over his face like super kiss attack #i need to pretend to steal his nose like u do with babies #its how i express my love #i need to pat his stupid little head and play with his hair and massage his scalp and rrryrggrgrgrgrgr #god why is this so much more embarrassing than admitting i want to fuck him god #saying u want him tied up & begging??? fine. bloody? go ahead #but GOD FORBID i want to give him a little massage and wash his back in the shower and ggrgdgdgegGEGRGRHRGRGRGR #i want to have breakfast with him :( #i can make decent pancakes :((( i swear :(((((( #i bet hed be such a little bitch /affectionate abt things but its okay i am nothing if not persistent. i think. probably #he will be taken care of if its the last thing i do amen #... #i blame the lack of a filter on the migraine #posting posting 💕

[missingphi]

JUSTIN???? YOUR TELLING ME THAT STICKY FINGER PAUL PANTRY IS THE GUY THEY'RE GONNA WORK FOR????? JUSTIN??????

#IT MAKES SENSE???? BECAUSE. HIS NAME IS STICKY FINGER PAUL PANTRY #OF COURSE HED WANT TO STEAL SHIT #GOD. I LOVE IT #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #sticky finger paul pantry #all caps

[nomaishuttle]

like pirating is so normal 2 me i forget there r ppl who r like antipiracy which btw is stupid. obviously

#LIKE. IDK ITS JUST WEIRD. WDYM YOUR PARENTS JUST.. BOUGHT MOVIES ?????? did you not eat as a child. be serious #that happens sm where ill be like haha. yeah. you guys remember the ol 'oh im not hungry' trick your dad used to pull #and everybodys like what. no and im like no you know where hed be like oh im not hungry but after everybody else ate hed grab the leftovers #it is like annoying. like i understand not everybody grew up in poverty but the way ppl will act like its likee. insane #there was this one time where we were doing wants vs needs for 4th grade #and one kid was like a need is having your own room. and i was like <- shared a room with both of my siblings at the time Thats not true #and everybody in my class looked at me like i was crazy. like ok laura sorry your basement movie theater is bigger than my apt but we cant #all live like that. thats true btw there were these twins and they had a halloween sleepover party and they hsd to invite me bc class rule #and it was so like. there house was hugeeeee we didnt even go to their rooms bc 'they were messy' #but we just hjng out in the basement where there was legit a movie theater. and an entire seperate living room from their main living room #which we also werenr allowed to go in #genuinely think its bc they were forced to invite the poor kids Lmao. so we werent allowed to go to the main house #lest we get our poverty germs everywhere or steal something #but yeah it was awesome. but i also think that was one of my huge Oh life is unfair radicalization moments #but i mention likee. even lighthearted shit from my childhood. and ppl r like O_O THAT SOUNDS SO TRAUMATIC #and its like. the traumatizing part of poverty isnt like #being close witj my siblings and having done a lot of activities outside of like. going to disneyland #or getting a new toy every week. yk...im not saying poverty isnt traumatizing bc it is but its like #annoying that you mention anything abt it and evrrybody in a 50 mile radius is like POOR THANG!!! like. no i think its funny that we always #got rly shitty junker cars that my grandpa sold to my mom. i was joking sbt the fact that my moms never had a car eith functioning brakes #i wasnt like. asking for pity #but whatevrr

[infinityonimmortals]

Mom and brother are arguing

Dogs are fighting in the alley

What a great day to be alive

#good god i know why im mentally ill #hes calling my mom a dumbass and breaking shit bc hes broke and wants to pawn the tv that's not even his Jesus Christ #and he just called our uncle (our only father figure) a peasant #he really fucking sucks and if he's as depressed as he says i wish hed just fucking **** ******* already and i mean that #mom would be sad but at least i don't have to wake up to him wishing he had a gun #he really is an argument for postpartum depression #if your so angry and sad and hate our mother but all you do is steal from her and hate her but live in her house.. idk just fucking die idk #im really hoping his asthma takes over one day and the hole in his heart reopens and he kills over one day silently #hed finally shut the fuck up

[ymiko0]

Tw: manhandling, edging, degradation, afab!reader, breeding, dacryphillia, brat reader, and uh implied scars! ( from nails )

Dazai who pins you against the wall fucking into you relentlessly. He holds your knees to your chest giving him more access to your slippery entrance. The sound of wet skin slapping with both of you melodic grunts and moans can be heard as the sweet scent of sex fills the air around you both. His dick fucking into you, deeper with this angle as he holds you against the wall mercilessly pounding into you.

" fuck- fuck—! You're really liking this arent ya? You fucking slut— clenching around me while I hold you up against the wall yeah? Ya like that? Oh—~, Fucking whore. "

Earlier he saw you being openly flirty with kunikida, he knew you did it just to tick him off but God— he wants to just ruin you infront of his co-worker. But he was patient, he knew hed have his time with you later at the comfort of your homes.

He grabs your wrist and pulls you away from your conversation with kunikida, no one from the agency had no idea about your relationship. It was all supposed to be hidden by secrecy. —yet Dazai couldnt just stand there and look at his girlfriend, rubbing her beautiful smile on his co-worker. That's something meant for him and for him only.

" bella~ I know what you're doing. Ya better stop now or I promise you. You'd be limping by tomorrow. " he said in a sweet tone, yet it almost sounded like a threat (it was). And yet still, you werent planning on stopping soon.

You had this coming. He drags you away from the party and decided that it's time for you two to come home. When you both finally arrive at your apartment, he pins you to the wall, finally fed up of your shit.

" you want me to treat you like a whore right belladona? Then be my guest. " he said. He was determined to teach you a lesson that night.

That's why you see yourself like this right now. Pinned to the wall, hair disheveled, eyes overflowing with tears and dazai holding you up with no intentions of stopping.

He had denied you of your release again, you've lost count. It's just so unfair how he gets to cum inside you so many times yet you havent even reached tour first high yet— you're so sensitive to the point that the slightest touch from your clit could make you orgasm right then and there.

He grips your knees harder as he continues his thrusts into your wet cunt, his pace unrelenting while he moans freely because of the feeling. You feel your high building up again, and you're desperate. You need to cum or else you'll break.

" F-fuck—! P-leasee~?? Dazai, please I-I'm so close–! Just let me cum—! "

you spoke between gasp, stealing air as much as you can. You feel it closing in, your high is almost there.

And then his hips stops.

His thrusts halt, and so did your high. Feeling robbed of your pleasure, you claw into his shoulders, your nails digging into his skin while your tears overspill from your lashes, giving him a sense of euphoria.

" ah-ah, not yet. I didn't remember saying yes now did I sweetheart? "

Oh how you hoped you shouldve just listened to him.

Thank you for 110 followers!! I never expected to actually stick with this account. Thank you for those who are supporting me<33

#bsd dazai #bsd smut #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #dazai smut #bsd x reader #ymk0》works!

[jennaissantes]

NCT DREAM

- when you cup their face in your hands

MARK ## i feel like if you just like.. yknow just walk up to him suddenly bc u feel all fluffy and just cup his face and go “see markie? im holding my entire world in my hands” :], hed just go :o and then smile so wide and its so so cute honestly :( pls give his nose a kith [muah!] and walk away [yes do that] and he’ll just sit there for a while thinking about how much he loves you NOOOOOO :((

RENJUN ## honestly bro, hed probably look at you like 😐 what do u want. [as IF his heart wasnt going boom boom right then and there] and then youd go :I i just wanted to hold your littol baby face in my hands. and then youd add a small kiss right above his lips [for good measure] and smile at him. you see the way he tries to stop himself from smiling but his red painted cheeks give it all away awwwwwww

JENO ## GFEUBDHWSJK jeno would straight up look at you like ‘:] hi baby’. and youd go ‘:] hi baby’ too and the whole things just so cute and both of u are just there so in love with each other and then u lean in and give him a ver smol kiss on da lips and then watch how homeboy just… shrinks. boy shrinks and covers his face [y/n what have u done to him]. and then he comes back up and kisses u so sweetly :(

HAECHAN ## this cutie. [not very cute of him to do what he did tho it was actually very hot of him] when u waddle up to him and cup his face in your hands, bro literally kisses u. basically pulls an uno reverse card on you and makes YOU the flustered one. bc thats his job 🤨 how dare you🤨 try and steal 🤨 his job of 🤨 making u 🤨 blush 🤨 but jokes aside after the kiss he boops ur nose with his and the whole thing is so adorable and i hate myself for writing this bc i will never experience it fuck.

JAEMIN ## awwww this man baby [ i say this like he isnt literally more than half a decade older to me (im sorry jae that js makes u sound old 💀)] the moments he sees you run up to him, his face lights up bc !!! his baby is running up to him with the cutest smile ever!!! and then u just go boop his nose and cup his face in your hands and his heart literally stops for a second because you’re literally his whole world and youre just making his heart feel all warmmm and fuzzy and he wants nothing more than to just stay with you for ever and ever and everrrr <3

CHENLE ## :( hes so adorable it hurts :( the way his whole face becomes so smiley and bright just makes you feel so so so special and he DOES tell you that too!! “hihi youre my special person y/n, i love you.” and boop a littol kith on your nose [uno reverse number 2 basically.] and now youre just :o because heyyyyyy it was your turn to make him flustered [not in this life tho rip] but you DO catch him by surprise by pecking his forehead, nose and lips as a return gift bc ur cute like that

JISUNG ## no i swear i love this boy so much. hes just gonna melt into your hands and you have to stop yourself from fighting him because hes just THAT adorable [aw shit jisung brainrot here we go] you look at him with literal heart eyes and he starts shying away from your gaze ToT noooooo hes so adorable please give the sweet boy and kiss and tell him you love him so much and that he means the whole world to you :[

warnings: too much fluff me thinks, profanity at two places if im not wrong, nth other than that but do lmk if i missed anything!!

©iwonzzi 2022

#nct dream #nct imagines #nct fluff #nct scenarios #nct haechan #nct drabble #nct dream crack #nct crack #mark x reader #haechan x reader #jeno x reader #jaemin x reader #chenle x reader #jisung x reader #renjun x reader #mark scenarios #renjun scenarios #haechan scenarios #jeno scenarios #jaemin scenarios #chenle scenarios #jisung scenarios #mark fluff #renjun fluff #haechan fluff #jeno fluff #jaemin fluff #chenle fluff #jisung fluff #nct dream angst

[not-salty-pckls]

Hobie Brown Headcannons because WHY THE FUCK NOT

uhh i made this on my computer so get ready for a hell of an hc dump

SFW:

If he lived in modern times, he would buy everything offbrand. Clothes, snacks, products, etc. (bro i need someone to draw hobie wearing shaqs, using a Michaelsoft Binbows PC, and eating creme betweens LMAO)

Would have a messy ass space, but never organize it because "it's easier to find things" or something like that.

(if he was dating you) If you weren't into punk music, he'd gradually get you into it by slowly giving you heavier songs to listen to. (hed probably start you off with blitzkrieg bop or smth)

HE WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED WHEN SHOWN MODERN TECHNOLOGY. Like, if you placed a phone in front of him, he'd be like: "Woah, mate, this thing is amazin'!" LOL

(music related) He'd be on Blur's side in the Battle Of Britpop but he'd say Oasis to piss people off and get on their nerves

(if he was dating you): He'd steal little things from you, including jewelry, vinyls, books, pins, clothes, etc. and if you asked him where they were he'd act clueless

(if he was dating you): He wouldn't be jealous, like hes not insecure lol. He'd be ok with a lot of stuff actually

Owns a shit ton of posters, and you can't convince me otherwise.

HE FOLLOWS THE PUNK LACE CODES. DEFINITELY DOES. (his current ones mean: hates cops/cop killer)

He made all his own pins from scratch. Painted them, dried them, drew them, etc. He also made all the clothes he owns, even his spider suit

He always has chipped nail polish because he never bothers to redo it. Not to mention his hands would be crusty asf from fighting, guitar playing, so on.

HED BE GOOD AT ART. But, if he's drawing his art style would change every week or something lmaoo (just like me fr)

He would have a shit ton of money saving hacks to not support large businesses, and they would be hella helpful

(if you were dating him:) He would make fun of you all the time but comforts you if he actually hurt your feelings

I headcannon him as Abrosexual, but he could be Bi too, it depends

He has a complex ass routine for his hair, DEFINITELY. (his hair is cool as shit, hes gotta keep it that way somehow)

If he was in modern times, he would only play indie video games to not give big companies money

I feel like if he got shown all the fan content of him (and i mean ALL the fan content) he would either laugh, be confused, or just simply have no reaction

NSFW (i know you whores were waiting for this one):

he'd be 7 inches, a bit thick. He might have one vein on the side when hard.

He'd take his time with you for sure. He's a HUGE tease, and likes to do it until you're begging him for it.

(for the boys. 1/2) he'd be AMAZING at head, and prefers giving it than receiving it. Like he'd have you seeing stars tbh.

(2/2) He likes to tease you with his tongue piercing, and enjoys seeing you squirm, telling him to keep going.

Switch, for sure. He'd just say he's a top because he's a bit embarrassed to say he likes bottoming.

(for the girls, 1/2) I feel like he would love eating you out, ESPECIALLY if you're sitting on his face for it.

(2/2) When he asks you to sit on his face, he'd be blunt with it, and ask you to put all your body weight on him.

when I say he'd be kinky he would be KINKY. He'd be a huge sucker for BDSM and power dynamics honestly. He'd be up for anything, just nothing nasty..

If you were insecure about a certain part of your body, he'd pay attention to that one specific part of it, kissing on it and praising you for it.

i feel like he wouldn't get off often, as he could simply just ask you for it, but if he's away from you and can't control himself, he'd either get off to a picture of you or from his own imagination.

he would be great with his teeth. Giving hickies, biting, or even taking off your undergarments, he'd use his teeth for.

He'd be a fan of doing it in the bath or shower, as its clean, and you two could just wash up afterwards.

he's a masochist, period. Mental, or physical pain, he'd get hard from it.

AFTERCARE PERSON. Like, he could give you the most painful back-breaking sex in the world, and cuddle with you afterwards.

He would have hella stamina, like he could go all night if you wanted him to.

He'd have piercings in every place you could think of, even his dick.

⋆˙⟡♡

HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK ME SO LONG TO TYPE UP. PLEASE DONT FLOP I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS-

#miles molares #across the spiderverse #astv hobie #hobie x reader #hobie brown #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #spider punk #astv #headcanon #LMAO IM CRINGING AT THIS HELPP #kharyi notice this you hoe #@ mutuals

[phoenixonwheels]

The ~discourse~ around the term cripple punk is so wild to me bcs from what I've seen the people arguing that it includes mental illnesses/disabilities are mentally ill people who are ALSO physically disabled explaining from experience that not only are mental illnesses oftentimes disabling in exactly the same way physical disabilities are, but that trying to draw a hard line between "physical" and "mental" conditions is reductive and unhelpful in terms of actually accommodating us and understanding our conditions, especially given that both have so much overlap that it's hard to distinguish what's coming from where in the first place. Like when I'm having a bad enough depressive episode I feel real, physical pain in my chest that's so bad I can hardly stand up, and the accommodations that help me when my hEDS or POTs is making it hard to stand help when it's the depression instead. And yet I'm supposed to believe these two things are completely different, 100% of the time, no exceptions?? Plus like, idk every time I see people argue that mental conditions are somehow different from physical ones it just reminds me of how often doctors will brush aside the physical symptoms of my mental illnesses bcs they're "all in my head" despite how much I'm clearly suffering. For me so much of learning to live with stuff like my bipolar and adhd is unlearning the idea that my brain is like, a separate entity from my body, and accepting that the physical stuff I'm feeling shouldn't be dismissed just bcs it's caused by my brain and not like, my POTs or hEDS. For so often I've seen positivity posts talking about how mental conditions do physically affect people and understanding and accepting that is important, it's wild to see a group that should be on top of that sort of thing fumble it so badly.

And god, so much of the world is already against disabled people, getting mad that the "wrong" disabled people are using the term cripple punk while society does everything in its power to make life impossible for us feels like we're just doing their work for them. We should stand united in our very much shared struggle instead of desperately trying to shove everyone in separate boxes and make sure they stay there, insisting that we have nothing in common and could never share a community. We have everything in common and we need to stand together, now more than ever.

All of this! And also it’s clearly never occurred to them that a huge percentage of the medical gaslighting we’ve all experienced is having doctors blow off our physical disabilities and illnesses by claiming we’re mentally ill. Gee hmm I wonder why that is? Could it be that mental illnesses and disabilities are even more discriminated against than physical illnesses and disabilities? And if we all fight together for respect and rights for people with all types of disabilities and disorders we all benefit?

This shit is absolutely wild to me. And it leads to things like people yelling at me - an actual wheelchair user who is currently mostly bedbound - that I hate cripples and am somehow trying to “steal cripple privilege” and insert myself undeservingly into “cripple spaces” because I refuse to join them in their bigotry against mentally ill and mentally disabled people.

MERDs are to the Cripple Punk and disability rights movements what TERFs are to feminism and the queer rights movement. They’re dragging us back decades.

*MERD: mental-exclusionary radical disabled

#cripple punk #CripplePunk #CPunk #cpunk discourse #disability #actually disabled #MERDs #exclusionists

[lunatriense]

What haunts me most about the penny situation, besides the Obvious, is in a well-written show there could have been a situation in which Ruby, while able to understand why Jaune did this (IN A WELL WRITTEN SHOW HED BE OUT OF AURA, NOT A DICKHEAD HOGGING SCREENTIME, AND ACTUALLY REMORSEFUL ABOUT ALL HIS SHIT), could not forgive him. It’d be interesting to see a situation where a character can’t forgive - and that’s fine. Alas. RWBY is RWBY and Jaune is written to steal the show.

Yeah, there could've been something interesting there, like there could've been something interesting with them and Ironwood being at loggerheads, but as you say, RWBY is RWBY so they have to ruin everything they touch.

#answers #rwde #anti jaune arc #jaune arc bashing #jaune arc critical

[tremendouscreationperson]

So kinda a Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss!Spirk AU

Spock is Stolas

Jim is a mix between Blitz/Angel Dust

Spock is royalty, the youngest of many siblings and therefore not overwhelmingly important

It is his birthday and his father tells him of his responsibilities and that he is to be wed - poor Spock must've let it be known he was unhappy as his father quickly decides to take him to the circus, it'll distract the boy from the lifelong commitment serek had made

Kirk is a performer under his stepdad, he isn't the best but he puts on a show

Spock doesn't have a good time as he doesn't like the circus, that is a childish pursuit and his father should've known better until a young clown is pushed into the ring and performs his subpar trick

Spock actually chuckles at the joke that Jim speaks as it is factual and clever

Serek notices this and rents Jim for his son

Jim is ordered by stepdad to steal anything he can and the poor boy doesn't have an argument against that, especially because this wouldn't be a permanent gig this would be a few hours of fun and hed be back to work

Spock isn't all that fun to begin with

Even as a child he is logical and book oriented

Until Jim makes up a game of space pirates and they go and find treasure

Spock knows as he's running down the empty halls that Jim will always be in his life

Jim makes him feel free

Unashamed to be being stupid and illogical

Jims just excited that it's warm and Spock is kind and he's offered Jim food and drink without judgement

Offered him kindness without bitterness

But all things come to an end and Jim quickly throws his treasure off of a balcony and into the shrubbery below

Nothing breaks it's all rich shit made of solid gold and rubies and skill that he would never know

The day comes to an end and Spock hugs Jim and thanks him and tells him he's welcome any time and he should come back and they can play

Jim shrugs and says he'll try

Spock tells him this was the best birthday ever and Jim feels awful

He's stolen from this boy on his birthday

Jim hugs him and kisses his cheek "all I have to give you is this" before he scurries away

Years later

Spock finds himself in a loveless marriage but luckily there is the just-in-case spare not-really-needed heir to the throne

She is his favourite thing

He loves her and she loves him

It's a shame her mother is more fiery than them but otherwise they're okay

They can cohabit

It's not horrendous

But it's not great

Spock is at a party held by his wife and she clearly loves someone else

She should go for it

She won't get that from him

He doesn't like her

Hasn't

That's why he was upset so much as a child

The idea that he would be with a girl over a boy

It felt wrong

And then he saw him

Jim

Except he was in the arms of another

A man spock didn't like at all

He was an ass

An actual ass

And Jim looked bored

The young man was looking around, his eyes darting

They landed on Spock and they winded

Spock made his excuses before walking over

"Jim, it's been an age"

Jim looked awkward and shuffled out of earshot of his partner "hey Spock, are you alright?"

They spoke about nothing of importance and everything seemed swell until Jim's date made his presence known

He pulled Jim harshly and placed himself between them "Spock, how good it was that you invited me"

"kodos, unfortunately I had no say in the invitations."

"well, enough pleasantries, stop talking to my newest toy."

Spock was confused for a millisecond before really looking at jim

He was wearing nice attire but there was the tell tale signs of abuse, he was tired and thin - he always had been - and there was fear in his eyes

Spock didn't let that stop him, he waited until Kodos attention was elsewhere when Jim was permitted to go to the toilet

Spock waited awkwardly by the sinks and smiled at Jim when he exited the stall

"hello." He tried again

"Spock you shouldn't talk to me, I know you're royalty but he is a bad man. He will hurt you."

Jim spoke lowly as he washed his hands

"what happened, why are you with a crime boss?" Spock questioned "you had dreams of running your own circus, what happened?"

"life" Jim shrugged, "not all of us have the option."

"he's not given you an option?"

Jim wasn't sure why he was saying all of this, he wasn't sure if Kodos would hear, if he did Jim would be in trouble

"he brought the circus and decided he liked the look of some of us." Jim pulled at his shirt "we're still performing but just not as clowns."

Spock knew what Jim meant

They exited at different times so Kodos didn't know but he did

He was quick to strike jim, which wasn't unheard of

Jim was a human after all - they were the lowest life forms, mostly used as slaves but Spock wouldn't stand for it

He knew back as a child - waiting at the window for a glimpse of his friend - he loved the boy

It was a silly childhood crush

Nothing more

Well

No

It was more

He loved Jim

And he would not let this asshole hit him

Spock prevented the second strike with his hand

He was quick to pull the man towards the door, hand him some cash and force him to leave

Kodos chuckled darkly and behind Spock Jim stood worried

"Jimmy boy, you know I own you" and with that he was dragged away

Years later

Jim wasn't forced to live with Spock, actually he was given his own apartment

It was small but it was his

Jim and Spock had been in a sexual relationship - it wasn't expected but it had happened

Spock loved Jim openly, calling him T'hy'la, coming to his every beck and call, helping him with his recovery

Jim knew it wasn't love

Spock just liked a good seeing to and Jim was good in bed

No Vulcan would love a human

It would be illogical

It would be stupid

Spock watched on as Jim found friends and a purpose but he didn't let Spock in

Spock had offered to "cuddle" when Jim was sad, he had brought tickets to shows for Jim only for the man to invite someone else and he told him he didn't have to have sex

He wasn't so great at the last one because Jim was good in bed

#spirk #commander spock #mr spock #spock #spock x kirk #jim x spock #jim kirk #captain kirk #star trek #tos #aos #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #stolas #blitzo #angel dust

[fcknstar]

,, need you here "

harryosborn x fem!reader

a.n : hi uhm yes ill be posting more the next day since my hand have been itching.

warnings : nsfw MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

**lowercase intended**

it wasnt long till harry fucked himself so hard into obliviation. watching himself in the mirror twitching, harry had it coming. he saw the way you looked into his friends eyes, the way youd talk so angelic, the way youd hit his shoulder whenever hed tease you. of course it infuriated him when he realizes that its peter you are talking to. he couldnt help but imagine the things youd do with peter. 

harry didnt just want you, he needed you, but he hardly admits that. he felt the way his heart yearned for you, the way his dick yearned for you, how his dick wanted to fill you. and you, you in that darn filthy black dress you had on during tonights party made him feel more needy and whiny for you. he wanted to pull his heart out of his body and gift it to you if he could. show him his beating heart that gives him the chance to watch you, to be here breathing with you.

hurried knocks erupted from the other side of the door, releasing harry from his thoughts. 

"hey man, i really need to take a piss. " whoever it was from the other side clearly wanted a death wish. harry wasnt even able to cum peacefully and had to hold that uncomfortable feeling he felt in his stomach, with his dick twitching at such small contact. 

" yea, yea hold on. " harry quickly zipped up his pants, washing his hands and cleaning the counter for any remains he might have left. 

walking out of the bathroom, the guy from the other side rushed in and slammed the door shut. harry heard a content sigh, and started walking towards the homemade bar that the host made, wanting to drown the feeling in his shots.

there, he saw you and peter still talking. annoying, he thought. harry couldnt even get to talk to you, and here is peter, stealing harrys only shot to talk to you. peter just wanted to show harry who you liked more and harry wanted to kill peter so badly that hed serve peters head on a silver platter on your doorstep. 

" come on dude, tonights the party and shes going. go and talk to her - just like the way you talk to every girl you see. able to sweep her up with your charms. " peter had been trying to convince harry, hoping itd change his mind about the party. 

" okay, but will you be there, with me? i dont know. i just turn all fuzzy for her man. " harry hid his face in his hands, sighing as his options began closing in on him.

“ of course, id be there. now what do you plan on wearing? “ 

harry felt like shit, seeing his best friend go for the same girl he liked. i mean, who was harry to assume but it seemed liked it and it had destroyed him internally. it was like having your eye on a target anyone barely knew and telling someone about it, but the same person has its eye on it the same as you after entrusting him with a secret. 

walking up to you two, he saw how close your faces were, as if peter was going to tell you a dirty secret. placing his hand onto your shoulder, he had interrupted your conversation. peter now understanding what harry wanted, backed away and beckoned goodbye to you. 

“ hey harry, whats up? “ your voice was mellifluous . if he could, he would want to spend his whole lifetime just to listen to your voice. even if you were to be angry with him, he would do anything to listen to you, to please you.

“ i just want to see if you are alright? “ it sounded more like a question to himself. with you, he didnt know how to cleanly start a conversation, but with other girls, he just blurt out whatever he had on his mind. he was afraid that you would judge him, scared to lose his nonexistent chance with you. 

“ yea i was fine until you came..all jokes. “ you laughed. the number one rule of talking to you is that to prepare yourself for some sarcastic remarks, you thought were funny. maybe thats why he was afraid despite harry himself throwing sarcastic comments left and right. 

“ oh right.. you and peter..? “ the scene of your faces being close together really irks him knowing that you were breathing the same air peter was breathing. 

“ oh, we were just talking. he was telling me about something rather…private? “ private? what could be so private that you needed to bring your faces so close. jealousy bubbled in his stomach, not realizing that his jealousy  reflected on how easy angry hed get. you had nearly let out peters secret but covered it up quickly. 

“  private? whats so private that looked like you were going to kiss him? “ harry had let that slip out. harry hadnt noticed that you were quite sober, being able to down alcohol without getting drunk immediately. sensing harrys tone, you were confused as to why he acted like that.

“ its just private alright? why are you being so - i dont know. its just really complicated. “ your eyes darted towards peter who were currently socializing with others. peter had previously shared with you about his newly developed web shooters, you being one of the people he told about his newly found secret life hes been multitasking with his school life. 

“ yea, well. everythings complicated with peter. i dont do complicated. “ harry flashed a smile before downing his left over alcohol. 

watching him with content, you noticed how you never really paid attention to him. if you could, you would spend hours watching him if it didnt appear creepy.

harry noticed your staring and couldnt help but blush lightly at the thought that you might feel the same way. the way your eyes got all big and doe excited him. it was as if you were a test paper he couldnt wait to solve ; you are such an openbook yet mysterious. he couldnt get enough of you and didnt know what to do. 

“ youre so pretty. “ you whispered, thinking that it was your thoughts that spoke and not you actually saying it outloud. it was when harry laughed when you took in what had happened. 

it was now harrys turn to look at you. when you met his gaze, you quickly looked away with how intensive his gaze was. filling yourself up another cup, you saw harry put his empty cup down and felt his hand snake around your waist. of course youd start to tense up, who wouldnt. 

moving your hips against his towards the soft music playing in the background, you cant help but stay stiff. harry soon felt himself get hard again.

“ do i make you nervous, (name)? “ he whispered. his face dangerously close to your neck and you felt his breath against your sensitive spot. oh how dearly did you want him.

inhaling to gather up courage, you turn towards him and crushed your lips onto his. fuck, harry thought. he was so dizzy that it felt like he died and his wishes were playing, dying on him. but no, there you were, taking in his air as if you were going to die and depended on him to supply you air. 

wrapping your arms around his neck, you pushed him against the counter that was behind him. and with that, he allowed you to take control of him, of his body. he almost felt like a porcelain doll with the way you handled him. it was soft and gentle, yet rough and needy. smiling into the kiss, he dipped his head lower to taste every depth of your mouth, wanting to taste how sweet you made the alcohol. 

pulling away, harrys lips followed yours like a pet. looking behind you, harry spotted peter watching with a content smile, bringing his hands into a gesture of a thumbs up. harry was confused. why would he be so supportive and proud when he was previously trying to get you? maybe it was up to peters plan, knowing how harry can be a wussy if it really meant to him, peter wanting harry to probably quicken the process. or maybe peter wanted to prove harry that he too can have anything in his life if he worked hard for it. 

#imagines #oneshots #dane dehaan #harry osborn x reader #tasm!harry osborn #tasm!harry osborn x reader #valerian and the city of a thousand planets #valerianxreader #valerian

[merakiui]

Okay I’m back

Imagine you get captured by Azul and get tied up and hypothetically you’d just walk to the out zone but do you think he’d carry you there? Do you think Riddle would watch? The DRAMA the WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION.

Like what’s Riddle gonna do? Bc hes v much into some weird shit too. Like obvs is you were distressed or anything hes intervening but rivalry aside do you think hed be into it? Like ‘oo okok I just discovered a new part of me’ or do you think he’ll be ‘AYO’

There’s so much in my head rn. Bc you know Azul would be slick with it too, make it sound like you’re getting the better end of the deal when really hes giddy being so close to you so even if he gets nothing over than a kiss it’s a win. I mean obvs if you say no then he’ll let you out but like. Like. The teasing.

AND YAN AZUL OR RIDDLE OH MY GOD

YAN AZUL JUST STRAIGHT UP KIDNAPS READER. FULL STOP. My original thought was he turns reader into a mermaid and keeps em in Octanivelle/the mostro lounge. Absolutely a ‘love potion’ type of yandere like you’ve said before.

Yan Riddle might just kill Azul for touching you. Like yeah it’s part of the game but he lost sight of you for ONE SECOND and this happened??? Nope stalker Riddle activated

YOUVE INFECTED ME WITH YANDERE AZUL SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏

OMG OMG RIDDLE DISCOVERING HIS BONDAGE KINK SEEING YOU ALL TIED UP AND AT AZUL’S MERCY…… his third eye has opened and for the longest moment he just stares at you. Of course he’s quick to correct himself because staring is impolite, but oh is he thinking Thoughts. Riddle is absolutely a closeted freak. He’s seen so much from confiscating r18 magazines from his dorm members, and you can’t tell me he doesn’t get curious and at least search online for some of the stuff he sees in those magazines.

OOOHHH THE TEASING OTL Azul will tease you to the deepest trenches of the Coral Sea and back. He’s probably just happy to be able to have you at his side and unable to run away for the moment, so he has all this time with you (however limited it might be). You can bet he’s going to make the most of it and tease you so that he can irritate you enough into giving him a kiss.

He’s a massive cheat, so love potions are definitely his backbone in case he can’t woo you in normal ways. I also think keeping you in the Mostro Lounge tank would be so good because you would truly be trapped there, and you’d have to hope he continues to bring you the potion that keeps you as a mer otherwise you’ll turn back and that wouldn’t be good when you’re so deep in an aquarium.

The game starts and Azul’s first priority is separating you from anyone who might want to form a team or an alliance so that he can have you all to himself. He kidnaps you right away and poor Riddle nearly goes mad with worry. How could he let you get captured so easily? He was going to protect you!

Aaaaa and stalker Riddle!!!!! That gives me so many thoughts. Yandere thoughts but also the silly thought of Azul and Riddle running into each other late at night and looking so suspicious near Ramshackle and they’re bickering over the entire thing and trying to justify why they’re there. And then they look towards Ramshackle and there Malleus is, sitting on the roof with you and chatting. And they have to throw themselves into the bushes before they’re noticed. They really should just team up with this common goal, but they’re going to compete instead because there’s no way Riddle wants to team up with a cheat like Azul and Azul would rather not be lectured on the “rules of morality” when he steals some of your things for himself.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #xenia-cenia #YES YES JOIN YAN AZUL CULT :D

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for hating this one guy enforcing company policy??

ok so for context i (27m) have worked for this government science facility for around a year or two now (cannot name it because im still under contract) that has only required you to have your company id on hands at all hands. im fine with this, i think it makes sense to require identification in a government workplace.

up until this morning though this security guard (??m, probably around my age or older) has started bothering me about my passport saying i need to have my passport to go and do the important test im already an hour or two late for. i tell him "Hey, afaik this is company policy as of today, and i need to get my shit done because im late" thinking MAYBE hed let me off the hook just for today but he does not take the hint and fuck off.

instead he says he needs to follow me because his friend (another security guard) got really mad about me not having my passport and might beat me up?? i dont really question it much because i need to go get my shit done.

as this guys following me he starts accusing me of all sorts of shit!! he keeps saying people are scared of me cuz i dont have my passport and saying im gonna steal stuff?? obviously i dont handle rhe accusations well because im literally Late For An Important Test, and stressed from the constant bombardment of accusations and questions from this random security guard ive never seen in my time working here.

at some point along the way i meet up with another scientist (said he was 6 but appears to be 70?m) who i ask about the passport thing and now HES hounding me for it!! youd think at least someone would agree that new company policy shouldnt be strictly enforced until everyone is aware it exists..

later i ended up opening a portal to another dimension which caused aliens to appear everywhere, and now the other security guard keeps saying its my fault because i didnt have my passport, even when company policy should be the LEAST of our issues during the apocalypse. all my friends keep agreeing with him too... AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[nigesakis]

one of your patented the Terror listicles but about them running a Summer Camp. (Except Hickey: he failed the background check because he once beat a nun with a collection plate) also i definitely feel like JFJ would be the swim instructor and and lead campfire sing a longs (badly) and Sir Jon is contemplating selling the camp to a mining company.

i feel honored. i dont know shit about camps though

The Terror if it played in a Summer Camp (1980's-2000's)

Francis: staff, camp manager (in his cabin office doing papework most of the time, so when he comes out the kids go OOOOOOH🫨🤙🤙 like in regular show; they like him tho, its in good fun)

Franklin: staff, camp owner (he doesnt have to be here, but decides to check it out once because he's thinking of selling. kids like him 'cause he lets them do what they want; he doesn't know theyre supposed to do tasks (Francis has to do double the paperwork now))

Fitzjames: staff, boys head counselor and program manager (he's everywhere... whys this guy suddenly at the swim instruction and does the swim instructors job? too motivated and the kids know hes trying to get them to like him; works)

Sophia: staff, girls head counselor and photographer/videographer (everyone who hates getting their picture taken doesn't mind if its her. only counselor the kids respect)

Collins: staff, swim instructor/lake guard (lets Fitzjames do the classes so he doesnt have to talk so much)

Blanky: staff, counselor and woods master (i made that up), leads the forest expeditions (suddenly all the kids like walking?? (he has a better prosthetic now))

Bridgens: staff, horsemanship instructor (popular with the kids)

Peglar: staff, overnight counselor (tells good stories when you cant sleep, lets the older ones smoke weed behind the cabins, whys the horsemanship instructor here?)

Hodgons: staff, counselor (easiest to pull pranks on; he thinks theyre doing it because they like him)

Irving: staff, counselor and worship leader (i didnt know this existed but well)

Dundy: staff, archery instructor (i think hed look cool doing it)

Jopson: staff, assistant, nobody knows what hes actually doing here

Little: staff, runs the inventory and snack bar, lets them steal

Wall & Diggle: staff, kitchen staff. you can hear them arguing from the outside

Silna: kid, sneaked in her fucking dog ("You think Neptune is gonna protect us from the killer?" watched Friday 13th before coming)

Tozer: kid, acts like hes a counselor

Goodsir: kid, the others rather come to him than the actual camps nurse (Stanley)

Manson & Hartnell: kids, got lost in the woods tying to smoke weed

Armitage: kid, got lost in the woods because he wanted to go home

Gibson: kid, only came cause Hickey told him he'd be a staff volunteer and let them break rules but now Hickey isnt there?

Des Voeux: missed the bus

#francis crozier #sir john franklin #james fitzjames #sophia cracroft #john bridgens #henry peglar #henry collins #tom hartnell #magnus manson #william gibson #thomas blanky #henry goodsir #silna #Solomon tozer #thomas armitage #edward little #thomas jopson #john irving #george hodgson #dundy #the terror amc #the terror #terrorposting #list #au #alternate universe #nickftxt

[monkiebois]

Imagine pif getting a DNA test done on mk because swk keeps denying he's the dad.

It somehow proving he is but Mac isn't the mom, leading to confusion

It shows neither of them as the parents, again leading to confusion

Or It shows that in fact BOTH are biologically related, and now everyone including Mac is confused.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i am holding back so much goddammitsomeone stop me before i spoil THINGS

SO-

WELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

XD

see im-not sure.

cause theres three things that could possibly happen with a dna test

shows both cause there is a connection to both of them and that might flag the machine

shows neither cause that connection isnt specifically dna.

OR IT ONLY SHOWS SWK CAUSE THE CONNECTION THAT MK HAS TO BOTH SWK AND MAC MANIFESTED DIFFERENTLY SO IT MIGHT ONLY SHOW SWK BECAUSE THERES A-*car crash noises*

IM NOT SAYING WHY! IM SEALING MY MOUTH WITH GODDAMN STEEL RN CAUSE I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE AU BUT WANNA KEEP SECRETS XD

though that is a good idea for revealing the-*explosion*

I've had too much caffeine and too little food-

Honestly she would only get even more confused cause, why isnt mac popping up? what the fuck kind of complicated mess did he get himself into!??!?!?!

DID HE STEAL SUN WUKONGS CHILD?!?!??!

good for him

BUT WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?

she tells mac and honestly macaque would only act confused, he knows why. or at least has had a solid idea on how mk is connected to wukong and this is only proving it. will i say? nah. gonna have to wait but...yeah no hed probably excuse it with something like

"mortal dna tests arent built for creatures like us pif"

"they work on demons just fine"

"i mean celestial primates, you cant really count on it since pengus primordial magic shit just fucks with it all. and since Mk's my kid its just gonna do the same thing"

which is true, though...mac doesnt have connections to other demons like mk does to mac and swk and rEMINDER IM STILL WORKING ON IT AND MKS WHOLE DEAL WITH THAT BUT YEAH NO-

IT

YEAH

i will say. reading through ch1 might give you guys an idea on how mac and swk are connected to mk. it wont give you the entire story but will definitely reveal a basic idea.

#ask #tangled star #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #a woven song #sun wukong #qi xiaotian #mk #monkie kid #honeylavender27