Yin Yu: There are five people and three chairs. What will you do?
• The heaven officials:
Lan Qianqiu and Xie Lian: Get two more chairs
Shi Quingxuan: Cut each chair in half to make 6
Mu Quing: Tell them to get their own chairs
Feng Xin, fearfully: Are there women among them?
Pei Ming: The women can sit on my lap
Quan Yizhen: You only need one chair to beat them all with
Shi Wudu: Force them all to sit on the floor
Jun Wu: Natural selection. Make them fight for their seat
• The ghost kings:
Hua Cheng: Ignore them if it's not related to gege
He Xuan: Feed them to his fishes
Bai Wuxiang: Kill five people
• Not belonging anywhere:
Qi Rong: Eat them all and hog the chairs
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Xie Lian: *walks into the room with watery eyes, sniffing*
Hua Cheng: Gege what's wrong? why are you crying?
Xie Lian: I’m not crying. My eyes are just watery from the smoke coming off of the fire I made in the kitchen
Feng Xin & Mu Qing:
Feng Xin & Mu Qing: WHAT
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about me!
sori :) bi she/her
i like bsd a normal amount; yuukoku no moriarty; star wars; tgcf; wotakoi (aka the last media i have interacted with)
i get motivated to write fanfic and then promptly forget about it.
my greatest flex recently is reading the brothers karamazov.
if you have any get to know me questions just ask lol idk what to say
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Wanted to do this style again :D
Such fun locations~
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Something about the whole "Eming is born of Hua Cheng's desire to live and Rouye is born of Xie Lian's desire to die," and then how Xie Lian wears funeral colours and Hua Cheng wears wedding colours. God oriented towards death and stillness and self-denial. Ghost oriented towards life and hope and happiness.
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Shi Qingxuan: Ming-xiong! I’ve been looking for you everywhere!
He Xuan: that’s funny, I’ve been avoiding you everywhere.
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My new ship! Xie Lian and Hua Cheng from Heaven Official's Blessing!
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