#head falls off

[demon-of-lemons]

I've made a whole list of songs that ruined my brain AMVs in my early YouTube days so I was curious if this was universal.

I listed only one song per artist, no fandom songs, and only from my experience. Feel free to share yours that I didn't list!

#poll #music #scissor sisters #the offspring #set it off #the pierces #crusher-p #the ready set #fall out boy #twenty one pilots #halsey #maroon 5 #this has been in the back of my head for a while and now i wanna try it

[820-anemone]

And here’s some of the bad stuff. Some of them are silly, some are more on the venty side, cw for blood and stuff

#gore #missing limbs #barbed wire #head falls off #cyborg #robot girl

[cemeterything]

microdosing on lycanthropy by vacuuming the insane amount of hair i shed on a daily basis off my bedroom floor

#🐉 #you could literally make a wig out of the amount of stuff that falls off my head #and like. its not even that im LOSING hair. theres always more to replace it.

[justaz]

merlin told arthur his favorite color was the color of the sky during sunset when it shifted into a deep violet. arthur gets a tunic made in that exact shade. its the best thing merlin owns. arthur was hoping that would mean he’d wear it almost everyday but merlin almost never wears it. the only time he does wear it is when royals come to visit (which isn’t all that often). arthur “subtly” asks about it and merlin is like “it’s the best thing i own. i’m not gonna dirty it mucking out the stables or serving rowdy knights wine while they splatter food on it” and arthur is like “why not wear it when nobles come to visit? look at least a little presentable for them” (cough nice save). merlin doesn’t see the point in it bc nobles don’t care about him at best, view him as less than human at worst.

arthur really just wants to see his boyfriend servant in the tunic he had made for him (bonus points for sending a message that merlin is his. not that merlin seems to notice. man is too much of an idiot). merlin wants to preserve his favorite tunic and gift from his boyfriend king.

#arthur absolutely checks him out every time he walks out in it #every ten seconds hes looking away from his guests and staring at merlin #merlin only realizes about half the time #that hes staring. not that he’s checking him out. #arthur noticed the few nobles staring at merlin like a hot piece of ass #he keeps merlin in his chambers with a list of chores to complete #it keeps him busy until the visiting noble is gone #arthur desperately wants merlin to wear the damn tunic to get the nobles to back off #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #THAT FUCKING PURPLE TUNIC LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE #WHAT WAS THE REASON #i hc merlins favorite color is purple bc out in ealdor he was surroubded by green brown and beige #with the occasional red from the blood of livestock #but when the sun went down after a long day and he and will lay out in the field behind his moms house #he’d see the rich violet of the sky and fall in love #but since yknow peasant boy he can only afford red and blue clothing so thats what he gets #hc #head canon #headcanon #fanfic #fanfiction #fic idea

[explomb]

my favourite thing about bllk is that everyone is clinical and then there's just kurona. he's done nothing wrong. he's just here to vibe, be cute, say weird catchphrases like a side character in a mid-rate kid's show and play football. i genuinely do not think we've ever seen him angry. meanwhile kaiser is knee-deep in his 52nd mental breakdown, hiori is going by "ultrasadist" on main, ness is a bad day away from a homicide charge and isagi has ruined nearly as many men as ones he's made fall in love with him.

#there are a bunch more characters who fall into that category tbh #but with screentime it's really between kurona and raichi #off the top of my head #the lives isagi ruined and the men in love with isagi venn diagram is just a circle #twitter in universe must be wild #these kids are so easy to bully #bllk #blue lock #blue lock manga #blue lock spoilers #kurona ranze #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #hiori yo #alexis ness

[chaosgenasi]

We came to a young world. We came to a world of raw, elemental wonder. Of chaos and exultant passion. Of energy vaster, and more potent than anything we beheld in the cosmos... It doesn’t seem like it’s random or chaos. It just seemed like potential.

#critical role #criticalroleedit #critteredit #aabria iyengar #brennan lee mulligan #matthew mercer #cr exu #cr calamity #cr2 #cr3 #basil.gif #long post #it's about magic it's about potential it's about life it's about stories it's about exandria being a beacon it's about let's do it again #i mean it's also my thoughts on how the luxon maybe made leylines when they impacted/scattered #+ how cool that is when u examine the magic of exandria especially when u consider. luxon = leylines = ether = dunamancy = magic #(some quotes that Almost made it in were matt saying that all magic basically falls under dunamancy + the description of ether) #not to mention the tharizdun connections of a being of elemental chaos & what that could mean for the relationship between the luxon + them #and ruidus and exandria. i also have so many ashton thoughts re: elements + divine + being a fucking beacon but that's for another set lmao #also aabria's!!! dark motes of potential!! what's that about!! i gotta rewatch exu sdfjkh this was just everything off the top of my head #also real spiral shit here but the first person to officially find a beacon post calamity being named leylas. COINCIDENCE. most likely yes #also thinking about draconic being one of the like. languages of magic esp when you think about Elements. but i'm gonna stop now

[inkskinned]

it's just that sometimes you have to love a thing including the ways that it inconveniences you like i keep picking dog hair out of my clothes because he steals things from my laundry basket to lay on them while i'm gone and whenever i use my laptop i have to type with my arms in a parabola to make room for his head on my legs and yes it's kind of a far ride to my mom's house but she always remembers to have dairy-free options available just in case i stop at home and nick lives in another timezone so we have to plan our calls carefully to be sure he's available and i'm not in bed and i hate driving and looking for parking but it means i get to visit my friends and i hate doing dishes but i'll do a million if it means i get to throw a dinner party for everybody and i hate being cold but one time we stood outside in the snow for 5 hours waiting for a concert, bundled up and red-nosed

i always apologize about the ways i take up space even when they're medical like at a restaurant i usually have to take the moment to say i really am allergic, sorry, and feel like i am making everyone around me angry and i always apologize when i am too tired to be funny or when i actually really do need to take care of my human body because it feels like i'm making everything about-me and i always apologize for the ways that i become needy; how i get scared when we're high up (and no for real please get down it actually kind of stops being funny) or how i panic if i hear a loud noise i wasn't expecting or how it's been years but there are days when i'm still doing the same shit, still drowning

the trick about relaxing, i think. like the answer to why i couldn't trust the idea anyone actually likes me. was realizing that at some point i am going to be an inconvenience, which means that at some point i need to trust other people want me to take up space. and yes, some people have to take up a lot of space. but. i relish this little gratitude: making room for people and things in my life. i love picking the dog hairs out of my food - it means i get to have a dog. i love answering the phone at 3 in the morning - it means someone is on the other line, and i can help them weave through life. i love the little chores - it means i have something productive to do. so what if you take up space - it means this world gets to have you.

#writeblr #pos #this brought to you by having to type around my dog's head as he lays in my lap. he is snoozin . contented. also droolin on everythin #you know ur a pet owner when. etc. #he also likes to push until he is behind me on the couch. and then makes me sit like a prim princess w/my back straight so i don't fall off #mind u if i leave the couch he will follow to the floor #he just likes to be behind me ig???

[doveshovel]

i love going for a gallop through the hollow woods and getting stuck on invisible polygons

version without speech bubble :)

#sso #star stable #sso oc #ssoblr #my art #horse #i like to think hunter falls off every time WizardEgg comes to a sudden stop due to one (1) polygon that's at an odd angle #<-things i think would be horribly inconvenient but really funny if SSE implemented in their horsegame. player character ability to fall of #inspired by the time i fell off the OTTB lesson horse I rode a number of years ago. fell on my head and lost a boot :) #he was very polite about it though. did a little lap around the arena and then came back to check on me.

[skywerse]

I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

#jrwi prime defenders #just roll with it #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #jrwi fanart #william wisp #dakota cole #vyncent sol #digital art #coloured sketch #dakota is entirely inspired off of yago's sketch because i saw it and i was like this is exactly how i see him in my head #still not over the fact that dakota just ate a guy #i mean if i was in the same situation i would also take a bite from the forbidden jello guy #also can't stop thinking about vyncent just having rats on hand #love the little rat eater #and wiwi wisp he's such a fucking loser #but he gets to slay for that #trips falls over and dies #but he's totally in his element

[bovinaeblogs]

lamb doodles for the day cuz i cant stop thinkin abt them being able to rotate their head like an owl

#boviart #cult of the lamb #cotl #the lamb #yum hcs #also they cant take off the collar lmao cuz its hardened ichor or smth is what im feeling right now #if they were able to take it off i like to think their head would just fall off #and they'd die #fun!!

[th3e-m4ng0]

med student megatron....

#wip #totally and directly inspired from echoes of messatine #and from my own experience that one time in highschool #i was battling for my life to not fall asleep in literature class one day. i dont remember closing my eyes but suddenly my head i was on th #table and class was already over. i fell asleep so suddenly lmao it surprised me #ohh another recent one was last year where i fell asleep standing up while on the bus as i gripped the seat in front of me with Strength #i wish i could live off coffee but coffee has never ever worked on me grahhhhhhhhhhh

[freaky-flawless]

Headless Headmistress Bloodgood redesign!

I've been wanting to redesign her for a while, in a way that would marry the aspects from each of her designs that I like. I'm pretty happy with how she turned out!

At some point I would like to design some more Monster High teachers and staff, because no matter what gen, that school is struggling.

#monster high #monster high fanart #headless headmistress bloodgood #nora bloodgood #monster high redesign #i feel like i should have drawn her with her head off but i quite frankly couldn't be bothered #no way in hell im drawing that damn horse either #anyway you guys know that fairytale about the girl who has to wear a ribbon around her neck otherwise her head falls off and she dies? #i think that's bloodgoods mother #ive seen that story called so many things im not sure what the official name is #the velevet ribbon? the green ribbon? the red ribbon? idk #my first exposure to that story was through the wolf among us <--great game #i wanna design a vice principal but figuring out a good monster type is hard so if yall have any suggestions im open to them #also...ive looked at this drawing on three different screens and the colors look different on each one #im on my macbook right now and i think it looks the best #id in alt #my art #sabz art

[arrgh-whatever]

drawing a little something that will hopefully help me get back to drawing the main comic again

#i have more pages in my head but three in one day is enough for my hand it's about to fall off #i don't know if I'll finish it and don't want to force myself to so we'll see how it goes #the wanderer #archibald

[inamagicalhallucination]

dazai: my blood is mafia black, i am not and will never be hum-

atsushi, tugging at his sleeve: dazai-san?

dazai: whats up atsushi

atsushi: my legs hurt

dazai: stop getting them cut off

atsushi: >:(

atsushi: can you please help me back to the agency? i mean if its not too much trouble, actually i dont know why i asked i can just walk on my ha-

dazai: sure atsushi-kun. as your favorite and most handsome superior i suppose i must. now hurry up and get on my back.

atsushi: thank you!

dazai: don't tell anyone about this though, i have a reputation--

atsushi: for being lazy?

dazai: for being cool

atsushi: sure

dazai: and don't yell in my ear

atsushi:

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai: atsushi i mean-

atsushi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#image in my head #they both fall down #kunikida ends up coming and carrying them both back to the agency becuz dazai claims the scream cut off function in his legs #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #dazai atsushi

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it.

#sunshine riptide #fall out boy #fob #i dont ever wanna talk that way again i dont wanna know people like that anymore as if there was an obligation as if i owed you something #all these grandstanding gaslights black eyes and fist fights i romanticize #i scraped my knees while i was praying and found a demon in my safest haven #and the worst part is before it gets any better were heading for a cliff in the free fall i will realise im better off when i hit the botto #i think ive been going through it and ive been putting your name to it stretched out over n over again til im creased and im bout to break #rip myself apart i'll be whatever you need me to be you need me to be cut myself down i cut myself down to whatever you need me to be

[the-bisexual-cryptid]

Yknow what I hate about being in fandom? The fact that I know in ten, not even- FIVE years, I’m gonna be that bitch who’s still talking about it like it’s some new thing because I still love it. I’m gonna be all “Remember when the series finale came out? Man, feels like it was yesterday! And that one twist? What a reveal, am I right! Yeah, a lot of us already theorized it based on the foreshadowing, but it was still so fun to see it be canonized. Not to mention all the amazing fan art and fanfics that were made when it was airing!” And everyone else is gonna be like “ok gramps, let’s get you back to bed.”

#fandom #humor #this post was made intentionally vague but I’ll tag all the fandoms I feel this about anyways #the owl house #owl house #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #amphibia #infinity train #gravity falls #that one’s already happening #hilda #there are more but these are just off the top of my head #I didn’t even get into all the video games