#he's just some guy

[imgae-insertshockedgasps-16]

okay i've seen a few Just Some Guy!danny aus and they've consumed my brain so here you go, it's under the cut, you're welcome and thank you (ps it also combines part of a prompty type thing i saw the other day, props if you know it)

Danny was not entirely sure how he got here.

He was just walking along, bopping to some great interdimensional tunes, eating his tuna fish sandwich - with ectoplasm and pickles, of course - when KABLOW there's this big ole tightie-whities-on-the-outside wearing guy.

Now, Danny's not great at keeping up with the times, but he's pretty sure this is that Superman dude.

Said SuperDude was staring at his headphones and making vague "hey take them out pls so can converse" gestures, so naturally Danny pops the Interdimensional Walkman out of his chest to pause his wicked music, and then puts the whole kit and kaboodle back behind his rib cage.

"What's up? Did you need help or something? I mean, I'm pretty solidly retired but I guess if it's super important I can-"

SuperGuy abruptly stopped staring and started speaking, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

Ohhhhh, Danny totally gets it now.

"Oh, dude, I gotchu. You want me to hook you up, right? Don't even worry about it, I know a guy who'll give you one a these babies for free! You're Kryptonian, right? Yeah, I totally get it, you wanna listen to some music from your home planet, no problemo my newly-minted friend, give me, like, ten seconds-"

And so Danny tore open a neat little portal and stuck his head through it, asking Technus to pretty please give him another Interdimensional Walkman, no he didn't even break this one-! He ran into a Kryptonian who heard him rockin out and wanted to know where he got the beats, and he'd told them that he could hook them up! C'mon Technus, you can't let them down! They're all lonely! They want to learn about their culture!

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Clark has no idea what's happening.

He had been searching for this ear-splitting, headache-inducing noise, and had come across a guy dancing down the sidewalk.

Not unusual, right?

Except that the terrible noise was coming from this man's - kid's?? He can't quite tell how old he is - headphones!

Of course, he didn't want to be rude, so he politely gestured for the man to remove the headphones. The man then proceeded to reach into his chest and pull out some kind of - Walkman?? Do people still use Walkmans?

Clark was naturally concerned, so he activated a spot of x-ray vision, just to see what's going on in there, and was promptly horrified.

This man was using his chest cavity as a storage compartment!

Two wallets, a key ring, a lunch box, some sort of odd thermos, bits and bobs of random parts and tools were all tangled around - and occasionally in - this guy's organs!

Suddenly, Clark realized that he'd been staring for a while, and the man was now talking. Something about coming out of retirement to help, oh dear, Ma would knock him around the head if he kept being so rude, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

And now he was speaking rapidly, something about music from Krypton? Clark's pretty sure that not a whole lot survived the explosion, and he'd be pretty surprised if this guy just happened to have-

A vaguely Lazarus colored portal??

What in the world-

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"Thanks Technus! You're the best! I owe you one non evil scheme related favour!"

Danny zips up the portal and turns around, fiddling with the tapes and Walkman in his hands as he goes.

"Here you go! I wasn't entirely sure what genre you'd want, I don't really listen to a whole lot of Kryptonian stuff to be honest, it's usually too heavy on the vocal for me- not that vocals aren't great! But I want a whole band experience, yaknow? I'm not really looking for individual singers. Anyway, I just had him go for a couple songs of each major genre, but if you want something different you can totally-"

"Wait, hold on, you're telling me that there's Kryptonian music on those tapes? Playable by that Walkman?"

"Uh, well, yeah. Isn't that why you tracked me down? And, technically, I mean, they're ectoplasmic tapes and an Interdimensional Walkman, so. Hey, did you know that kryptonite is actually super-condensed ectoplasm? And since it's filled with the anguish and suffering and fear and whatnot of your entire home planet dying, it only negatively affects your species! Pretty cool right? Oh, shit, was that insensitive, I really didn't mean to be, I just thought that maybe you'd want to- ACK!"

Danny was not expecting SuperMuscles to get so close. He thrust out the IW and tapes and dropped them into SuperFellow's hands, "Listen, I gotta run. I'm supposed to be at a o-chem study group right now and they're totally gonna be pissed. Hit me up if you want a different tape."

And the proceeded to run in the opposite direction, duck into an alley and turn invisible, and fly over to the cafe his study group was in.

"Listen, I know I'm late but you'll never believe why-"

#that's it i'm done #fair warning- i am not a superman expert and the characterization is prolly wrong #but uh yeah #brain worms #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc #dc comics #superman #danny fenton #he's Just Some Guy #that's how he sees himself #and how the people who know him see him #like yeah he's a little odd #but so are most people

[garden-variety-jumo]

Merlin is trending so I want you all to know Leon is this to me

#he's just some guy #sir leon #bbc merlin #merlin #straight from my brain

[starzwithapen]

Of the firm belief that when John Dory is at cash registers he brings out his wallet and it has one of those 127 polaroid pictures of his brothers that just tumble one in one big rope . He starts retelling the stories of the most ridiculous ones without realising how insanely dickheadish he sounds all while laughing fondly . He then leaves without paying

#JD: this one was after our 38 hour straight song rehearsal that I insisted on despite the fact we all had fevers :] #ahh i think I see Clay passed out face-first in the back there ..... good times good times #he's just some guy #john dory #trolls john dory #starztalks

[swearingcactus]

no news ver under the cut cus he looks particularly small in this pic and im losign my mind

#lil guy v #he's just Some Guy #A Little Birthday Boy #Come Awnn #in case yall wondering why he got a black eye its cus he keeps pulling these kinda stunts #cyberpunk 2077 #i NEED to find him red laced sneaks he NEEDS it for his aesthetic

[fizzytoo]

another simblr office oc,,, theodore "teddy" king 😋👍🏽 — works in the IT department

FTM, he/him, mid-20s, bi

absolutely exhausted all the time. he's not grumpy, just sleepy

he's going back to college to further his education

tries to see how far he can get wearing sweats to the office

begging and pleading with his coworkers to use their personal computers to look up "suggestive" content. he's tired of seeing shit he shouldn't have

YOU 🫵🏽 will have to make the trip down to the IT department for your computer troubles. no way is he coming up to your department

he was among some of the few interns that acquired permanent positions last year

he's close to some of the new interns this year and he tries to give them advice (mostly along the lines of "don't be annoying")

he eats lunch everyday in his car on the rooftop of the parking garage if weather permits. decent view and he takes a nap straight after

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #simblr #*fizzysims #the simblr office #thesimblroffice #sim: teddy king #HEHEHEE #he's just some guy #i made him literally after i said i was gonna sleep but i forgot to queue #click for hq bc i made this at 4am and didn’t want to take better pics

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Why can't people just accept that Miguel might have actually been a Good Dad

#no he wasn't evil no he wasn't manipulative no he wasn't scheming no he didn't kidnap her #he's not even in the wrong here #HE'S JUST SOME GUY #WHO DIDN'T WANT A GIRL TO GET ORPHANED #What would you have done? let Gabby become an orphan? 🤨😐 #It's a compelling narrative but like... it's headcanon #spiderman #atsv #marvel #spider man #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #spiderman 2099

[alice-dyers-spouse]

"elias bouchard is such a devious twink!!!" his favourite part of the week is scheduling

"but he killed someone once-" his FAVOURITE PART OF THE WEEK is SCHEDULING

#he's just Some Guy #idk what to tell you #he's evil i guess #but that does not change the fact that his favourite part of the week is scheduling #tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard

[vnknowcrow]

Something I don't really like abt some fans write boone is how emotionless he is. Like the only reason he seems mopey all the time is because we've met him when he's at rock bottom in his life, he's just grieving. I'm sure if fallout characters were allowed to make more then one facial expression, he'd definitely smirk in some of his dialogue ( problem solvers )

#he's just some guy #that has a really unhealthy view of karma #and a dead wife #i wish more people wrote him as just some guy #i really like when people write him kinda cocky #ive just veen listening to all 25 minutes of all his dialogue sorry #craig boone

[starbright9994951]

i love yoo joonghyuk.

sometimes i understand kim dokja for thinking about yoo joonghyuk a lot and wanting him to be happy because. god. he really truly deserves to be happy. that guy is so full of love. the way he wanted to save his teacher who gave him a birthday which was born from kdj asking the author about when is yoo joonghyuk's birthday. as if it was a day really worth celebrating in real life.

yoo joonghyuk who wanted to be a good brother to yoo mia. yoo joonghyuk who loves to cook. yoo joonghyuk who just wanted to live. yoo joonghyuk who is human and a human is always full of love. i think yoo joonghyuk would be ridiculously overjoyed if you put him in the kitchenware section of ikea. i think he would be able to make a mean grilled barbecue sauce and equally make a mean grilled barbecue. i love you yoo joonghyuk. thank you for being born always

#yoo joonghyuk #orv #omniscient reader #happy birthday yoo joonghyuk #he's just some guy

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Tim’s probably the best sk8er tho.

#batfam #bat family #robin #robins #batman #batman and robin #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #anti tim drake #red robin #tim drake #he's just some guy #sk8erboy

[silence-between-seconds]

This is what y'all have done to Remus Lupin

#Sighhhhh #marauders #remus lupin #remus john lupin #remus j lupin #Remus #marauders era #can the Casanova of gryffindor house headcanon die already #he's just some guy

[the-swift-tricker]

i love this image just hellboy sleeping on a train going across the english countryside and two little old ladies drinking tea and embroidering across from him

#he's just some guy #hellboy #hellboy in love #bpdr #mike mignola #swift-tricker's posts

[absenthiium]

i tend not to think about it but, as an italian, the names of the ninja turtles are the funniest thing ever. Raffaello (the italian form for Raphael, used in translations), Michelangelo and Donatello are quite outdated names, unheard of outside history books and small rural towns. then Leonardo's like. half of Italy's population. 4% of kids born in 2020. most common name from the last three years. i know at least eight Leonardo. by italian standards, he's just Some Guy.

#tmnt #tmnt leonardo #he's just some guy #italian rant

[spurgie-cousin]

Ive been thinking about my least favourite fundie baby names and I have my bottom 5 I would like to share.

5. Cambree - I just can’t get behind it. Reminds me of cheese.

4. Kolter - is this even a word?

3. Gunner - we get it you’re from Arkansas

2. Spurgeon - enough said

1. Newman - I think it’s made worse by the whole name and the “meaning” this is a small child who is called NEWMAN.

I will say, Spurgeon has grown on me just because of HOW weird it is.......it's so weird that I have respect for it now lol bc it really took some guts to name your brand new baby Spurgeon. Esp when nobody will get the reference and most people will think he's named after a fish or something.

Cambree and Kolter I agree, like I guess the sound of Kolter is ok but the spelling with the K is stupid and Cambree sounds like some unfinished word.

Gunnar is a Scandinavian name that I really don't mind the sound of, but yea if it's a gun reference or something they chose to sound Manly I think that's stupid. I want to say nobody would be dumb enough to choose it for those reasons but that would be really overestimating the fundies.

And yea I agree with you having Newman as #1, like I'm sorry but I laughed out LOUD when I heard that name and their reasoning behind it........there is just something so funny to me about looking at a little baby and being like "look it's a brand new MAN" and then deciding that will be his name, it is just the most Rodrigues thing I've ever heard in my life. They are just such unserious people sometimes.

#i know they were like “hes a new man of GOD” but that doesn't make it any less hilarious to me #it's like when english speakers name a boy baby Guy #that is also so fucking funny #he's just some guy

[swearingcactus]

little v: *experiences life-devastating events and increasingly dire circumstances where the most promising solution to potentially survive would be to cooperate with Corpos, which he despises with his whole being* also little v: *simply goes "yikes :(" at the mirror for a bit before continuing his day*

#he's just Some Guy #lil guy v #the sunset motel bathroom mirror is CRISP idk why

[ex0rin]

talking about writing fucking Hunger Games fic of all things, this boy has got me bad like you would not believe

#jack quaid #im frothing at the mouth feral #how did he do this to me #he's just some guy #boring text posts