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#this post is poetry for no reason at all #it just pleases me greatly #favourite post on this website i think

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hey do you wanna go to the park and sit on the swings and look at the moon together

#who's gonna go to the park and sit on the swings and look at the moon with me #but in a platonic way cuz i am aro/ace

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tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

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Waiting for my lord and savior Harlan Guthrie to send a storm of frogs and a plague of infantilized grasshoppers to my abode because of my inability to stick to one spelling of Arther/Arthur

(I used to spell it author)

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Challenge >:3

using this picrew make it look like you :D

no magical color eyes

Make it look as much like you as possible

you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho

Tagging: @ranboothesillyartist @raccoon-in-a-dumpster @i-ate-your-children @anonymouscringe @spideygal @seagull-dustin @sotogalmo @maecraft @i-like-cats-and-stars36 @ascendeddd @astertheabbs

@deadpuppetboi @connectionterminated13

#great minds think alike >:D

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possum-sized pocket!Martin

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Challenge >:3

using this picrew make it look like you :D

no magical color eyes

Make it look as much like you as possible

you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho

Tagging: @ranboothesillyartist @raccoon-in-a-dumpster @i-ate-your-children @anonymouscringe @spideygal @seagull-dustin @sotogalmo @maecraft @i-like-cats-and-stars36 @ascendeddd @astertheabbs

@deadpuppetboi @connectionterminated13

#:O #our shirts match!

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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I tried to animate creechur doing that Ghibli hair thing….. and it ended up looking like a jellyfish

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God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.

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reblog to pet prev

#bonk

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Some dude named Darrien:

"I barely had a pot to piss in."

Also some dude named Darrien:

"So I put in my last few grand."

"stepping off a yacht"

"in the middle of the night with a thousand-dollar case"

"I started with a couple of small tests. Nothing huge. I bet a thousand quid"

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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alice dyer: does anything ever

me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!

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the smilerrrrrrrrrr