#he'll beat their ass

[tangledinink]

so we saw one of swanatello's good days . . . how do the bad days go? :eyes: don't mind me i feed on angst~

Swanatello is Guardian of The Lake and is extremely territorial and protective. The brothers have to take turns and visit him one at a time-- if they approach as a group, Swanatello will quickly grow defensive and view them as a threat. They've learned by now that if he's not able to recognize them, the best thing to do is back off and try again tomorrow.

... Mostly learned, anyway.

(The next time Leo's able to visit properly, Donnie will worriedly ask him what happened to his wrist.)

#swanatello #donnie was already an excellent fighter #now hes been buffed with swan lake magical girl powers and he can kick their asses #and hes done it multiple times now #anyway tldr on a bad visit he'll drive them off #if they push back and try to convince him of their identities #he'll beat their ass #and chances are really good he'll just get confused and upset in the process #rottmnt #rottmnt au #donniesona #risesona #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #blood and injury #blood #asks #anon

[mikakuna]

i think jason should get a restraining order on bruce

#i know he's fed up with having to help the bats and getting nothing but ass beatings in return #by now he knows bruce won't do the one thing he asks of him so he should just take away all contact #sure he'll have to interact with batman as red hood but as jason??? #bruce failed him more than batman did #he deserves to not have to see bruce out of costume #jason todd #red hood

[ghouljams]

Hello. It's always könig scaring people but what about könig being scared. He comes face to face with a fae who beat his ass back in the day .Liebling: there are things out there that scare you?!

Making an oc who beat könig ass in the past

König is not scared of much. Most of his fear revolves around Liebling, but I think there are definitely fae that he is at the very least wary of. It doesn't happen often but I think König has definitely had his ass beat in the past.

König doesn't show his fear, he shows aggression, but Liebling can feel the underlying current of anxiety and unease.

#ghoul speaks #1fae1 #It's hard to imagine König getting his ass handed to him but I'm sure it happens #he's big and strong but he relies on it too heavily in a fight #Ghost can kick his ass no problem #if you're not scared and you have the skill then beat the big boy up #He'll be real mad until Liebling starts babying him #then suddenly he sees the appeal of getting his ass kicked #but also watch out because now he's after you

[cataptcha]

"fuck it we ball" - me while taking 4 days to draw the simplest guy possible

#dave strider #homestuck #homestuck fanart #its been SOOOOO LONG since i drew him omg what a struggle #i think the striders should have bloodshot tired pathetic looking eyes #this one beat my ass but next time.... next time he'll look pitiful #my art

[simm-mouse]

Sometimes you just wanna go apeshit at one of your boo's abusers

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #pascal curious #papa manlet #loki beaker #In a past post I talked about how Pascal fights with Loki everytime he sees him #He'll drop everything to go outside and poke Loki #Then beat his ass #He spicy ass doesn't stop until he leaves #There needs to be a beware of dog sign on their lawn #Except saying Beware of Manlet #Even though Vidcund has fought more than one person #He doesn't physically fight as much as Pascal does with Loki #But I don't blame him though

[suddenlymicah]

what if, and hear me out here, saiki kusuo fanfic with the song hey mickey

like teruhashi is gonna try to ask saiki out on a date so saiki goes to the person we're shipping him with bc they like him and is like "yo you wanna hang out after school" and the other person goes holy shit im special kusuo actually tolerates me enough to ask me to spend time with him and they go on a kindof fake date and now teruhashi can't interrupt because she thinks its a real date and that would not be what the perfect pretty girl would do and saiki starts catching feelings for the fake partner and

#im going to write this #fanfic #saiki k #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #fanfiction #tdlosk #it should be kuboyasu bc if teruhashi comes near them he'll beat her ass #but also kaidou seems like the most actually likely person for him to fall for in teruhashi's eyes #also saiki and saiko is like that thing with his parents and the similar last names stuff #but he also actually likes satou as a concept so it's likely he'd like to spend time with him #it could also be hairo but hairo is less chill and more polite and likes exercise so saiki might get a bit annoyed with that #i write fanfiction #if you couldn't tell #im also indecisive #leave suggestions i'll roll a die

[noputer]

the show is not called hate crimes md for shits and giggles obv but what took me out the most was fuckidns rob chase from 1-2 seasons bc imagine dying in a hospital from a horrible pain excruciating decease and nobody knows whats wrong with you and your mother is by your side crying thinking shell never see you again and youre ELEVEN YEARS OLDDDD and then you hear this blond aussie twink hate criming you bc youre fat like 😭😭😭 girl CHILL what is wrong with you???? LIKE WHY DID THEY WRITE HIM LIKE THAT?? for what for NO reason!

#i would kms and explicitly blame it on his gay ass in my suicide note #so he'll cry and piss himself bc house beat him with his cane for not figuring out the diagnosis in time #honestly his attitude towards fat people was worse then house's attitude towards any minority on that show except trans ppl maybe #bc he really BELIEVED the shit he spewed out #whattttt is his problem #house md #robert chase #yea his opinions didnt really change but at least the show toned it down in later seasons #i was so taken aback i was getting fuckind war flashbacks from that episode like i was going THRU it i wanted him DEAD #anyways.... #this ken hates fat people! #i like him as a character tho fr #liek the language used in regards to fat ppl on that goddamned medical drama could be equated to the one applied towards a DICTATOR

[righteousruin]

made myself mad again thinking about writers who Miss The Point and how Bane was only on venom for like ~6 months in the comics but some writers decided it's his whole personality and he's just an Arkham Roid Rhino even though he passed the vibe check and didn't even go to Arkham even though his attorney begged him to plead insanity and go because he wouldn't face charges and he said absolutely not they're my crimes they're my charges they caught me slippin and that's on me and then not only stayed OFF of venom for the remainder of the pre-reboot comics but also actively destroyed networks that developed and distributed it, and then directly because of Batman's repeated radical compassion, dedicated his life to doing what he believed was right (even if it still involved murder) and actively protecting people he believed were innocent and helping people he thought needed help. Because he promised Batman he would do better. BeCAUSE OF BATMAN SHOWING HIM THAT WAS AN OPTION.

#EDIT: I promise this isn't vagueblogging or @ anyone I was thinking about Bane's comic arc and how publishers market on rage bait and shock #and how k-ngs' batman narratives center around creating shock and controversy instead of Stories #FUMES #“Why is the world Like This” because y'all stopped valuing kindness and compassion as a heroic trait in storytelling!!!!! #Batman doesn't fawn he'll beat your ass but he'll give you a chance to try again and learn and grow #because execution decides for you but Batman tells you to decide for yourself and Batman tells you to be brave and be kind because it's HAR #It's the harder choice it's the scarier choice it's the more vulnerable choice but Batman says it's YOUR choice #Batman believes in you goddammit when the cops and the system and the culture doesn't Batman does Batman says you can do better #Batman says you DESERVE to do better you deserve to BE better you deserve a better world and it starts with you and he LEADS BY THAT EXAMPL #Anyway Bane will always stan Bruce for that shit even if it's so so strategically stupid it's radically kind it's frighteningly kind #It's dumb and it's selfless and it's selfish and it's stupid and it's unbelievably kind #anyway we stan the bat #we don't always agree with the bat but we would follow that rich asshole to hell and back #ooc #yelling about comics

[artichow]

from the ashes

#that's the face of a man who got his ass beat by a 14yo and got his village and family destroyed all because of his ex #anyway #hopefully he'll make good choices and not traumatize his son further or wear a hideous wig #this was kind of experimental it's nice to know i can do stuff like that #mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade #beyblade metal fight #artidoesart #ryo hagane #beyblade fanart #phoenix beyblade #fireblaze #i need to stop looking at it i'm beginning to hate it #ryo beyblade #beyblade metal fusion

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Headcanons for Godzilla Ultima:

HE'S A PRO-GAMER BRO

Doesn't take any shit

He's EXTREMELY HATES himself being lose in a game

A Game Blogger under the username "King_Ultimatum_2021"

He likes gymnastics during weekends

"Do I look like I give a shit on you?!"

He sometimes get along on his Gojira family and friends

He bites people off LOL (previously, he almost ripped off somebody's head before MV Godzilla and Shin pried him off)

Loves anime though

He finds himself difficult to find any dates (poor guy)

ALWAYS A NIGHT PERSON

He sometimes wore glasses due to astigmatism

Either he eats himself alone or joined together with his family

He and Minus Godzilla share dislikement of each other, due to unknown reasons (don't ask why)

He has a 'secret diary' (don't find and read it because...he has 'technical issues')

#godzilla #godzilla singular point #godzilla ultima #toho animation #anime #kaiju #i like ultima being a pro gamer #he has millions of followers #he will used his game tips of his closest players to do the right thing #DO NOT DELETE HIS GAME ACCOUNT HE'LL BEAT YOUR ASS UP #headcanons #adm starblitzsteel 4305

[theinfinitedivides]

hello hi yes i've said it before but i am so in love with Kang Ok. how can you not be for that matter

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #local bisexual with a mask kink takes off the mask and goes to wreak havoc bc his boyfriend told him to look after their girlfriend #+ he did a card reading half an hour ago and it said he was the knight so. he'll take it #beat their ass bitch!!!!! don't get caught by the police tho we need you in the game

[talentforlying]

need need NEED to emphasize that constantine's primary big bad skillset is psychological warfare, verbal assault, and strategically leading people to their demise at the hands of other things. his murder charges aren't because he actually physically killed anyone, the first was the most normal explanation for the newcastle incident and the second was him being framed. physical violence is not his thing, killing is not his thing, spilling any blood that isn't his or isn't strictly, strictly necessary to spill is not his thing, and he will, more likely than not, get sick if he has to do it!!

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #cannot emphasize ENOUGH how ill death and senseless violence make him. it is NOT his vibe in the SLIGHTEST #he has killed one (1) person by his own physical hand and with a weapon and he couldn't even pull the trigger on the last blow himself!!! #the family man squeezed his hand closed!!! and then constantine got viciously sick afterwards!!! #hell he picks physical fights so he'll get his ass beat not because he likes to hurt people. even if he wanted to he sucks at it too much #mind you he'll still punch and kick and headbutt the shit out of people anyway it just ain't ending well for him #part of his power is that he is nasty and terrifying without EVER needing to pull a weapon on you and i stand by that #when he goes apeshit he's ruining your life with blackmail. spreading rumors. sending people with bad tempers after you #not getting his hands dirty #sched.

[renpafh]

i watched king of prism!

#king of prism #art #my art #the movies were so entertaining it's all over the place i was laughing my ass off for the entire runtime #hayami hiro is insanely babygirl #like he's so pathetic?? but also he's the typical prince-like character?? but also he has the most intense mood swings ever? #to top it off he's incredibly pretty i can't believe he has a habit of tucking his hair behind his ear #but most of all i can't believe how they even remotely attempted to display heterosexuality with them fhdj #over the rainbow act like they're in a poly relationship so so much... #hiro was kouji's clingy ex & kazuki was kouji's current bf until hiro had his redemption arc and they're all happily dating now #the girls literally have their very female partners too i swear #honestly though if hiro had intense mood swings in a 'he's so dramatic' kind of way kouji is just a bit insane?? #he can be your malewife but he'll beat you up and harrass you verbally if you follow him to america

[dnangelic]

what if i said part of the reason why daisuke doesnt ever hurt anybody is bc even in the shape of a monster (a la dark's form) if he genuinely hurt anyone and they started looking at him differently he'd never ever forgive himself. he doesn't want to hurt or be hurt but if he ever has a choice he'd rather be the one punished and outcast and left scared than ever try to make someone feel that way himself

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT. #esp given the way that a part of himself is always guilty and isolated and self-punishing #he accepts responsibility for everything including his/dark's crimes #he IS a baby he IS the sweetest goodest kid ever but its literally undeniable fact #that he's a criminal doing unlawful illegal shit on a massive scale OUHGFBFJKKJ #and he doesn't resist that! he won't defend himself bc there's nothing to defend against!! it's true!! #he accepts responsibility for that!!! #just like dark is unrepentant abt it!!! #you can yell at him to bare dark's sharp ass demon teeth to make something out of dark's serpentine inhuman eyes #to break bones w those beating wings or to start clawing but daisuke won't #he'll never ever #smth smth daisuke is magical girl coded in morality but his circumstances are still as someone definitely. absolutely cursed #and punished for his ancestor's sins. sins that keep cycling and repeating #a sin and forbidden fruit of desire he hasn't been able to completely resist!!! #that's what dark's entire existence. and the form for the niwas is!!! #proof they were just as much sinners for being the devil as the hikari for playing god!!

[friendscfmine]

▸   @muutos   ⟶   ❛  sender finds receiver after a fight / reverse + kyle & stan (thinks about the kyle beating ass for 3 mins compilation)  ❜   ╱   (  violent , accepting .  )

     FIGHTS  WERE  EXTREMELY  common  in  South  Park ,  no  real  getting  around  them .    You  just  had  to  accept  them  as  part  of  life  around  here ,  the  language  that  the  residents  of  the  town  most  consistently  understood .    Stan  wasn’t  saying  anything  judgmental  about  that  because  he  had  been  caught  in  a  number  of  physical  conflicts  himself ,  including  with  Kyle ,  who  was  rapidly  bruising  on  his  left  cheekbone  and  bleeding  from  a  couple  scratches  on  his  neck .

     “ You  okay ,  dude ? ”  Stan  asked  hesitantly  because  he  could  feel  the  pissed  off  energy  still  rolling  off  of  Kyle  in  waves .    He  wasn’t  really  scared  that  Kyle  would  take  anything  out  on  him  because  every  time  the  two  of  them  had  fought ,  it  had  been  about  personal  beef  between  them ,  something  either  Kyle  or  Stan  had  done  to  the  other  one .    It  was  unlike  Kyle  to  take  out  issues  with  someone  else  on  Stan ,  but  it  didn’t  hurt  to  be  cautious  about  making  his  bad  mood  worse .

     Stan  dropped  his  lit  cigarette  on  the  ground  and  crushed  it  out  with  the  heel  of  his  shiny  black  boot  to  free  up  both  his  hands ,  then  reached  for  Kyle’s  to  inspect  the  purpling  knuckles .    “ Who’d  you  get  into  it  with  this  time ?    I  know  it  wasn’t  Cartman . ”    Cartman  rarely  fought  back  hard  and  tended  to  just  start  wailing  when  you  hit  him .

#ic :: ( stan ) #int :: ( answered ) #ver :: teen ( stan ) #muutos #formatted tw #//LKFDJSKJADF THANK GOD FOR KYLE BEATING ASS TBH #//''[stan] had been caught in a num-'' as if he didn't instigate some of those 🙄 #//he's such a libra 🙄 #//will tell you both sides of the story but he'll be an innocent angel victim in both sides 🙄

[pcktknife]

n would either thrive in hisui or like end up dead by the mountainside within a week

okay cool were on the same page

#i couldnt decide cause at first i thought hed probably be kickin it but then i thought BUT he'll get his ass severely beat #i wonder if all pokemon speak the same language probably not #n gets dropped in the icelands tries to ask a zoroark for directions and nearly gets mauled #asks #anon