#he’s soooo scary

[agni-ashes]

yeah doc’s terrifying. look at him. i’m shaking in my boots

#docm77 #doc #hermitcraft #uh huh #he’s soooo scary #(sarcastic) #he’s just a silly little guy #with jellie ears #IM WHEEZING

[beanghostprincess]

Monkey D. Luffy. Emperor of the sea. Bounty of 3,000,000,000.

#a lot to think about #he's such a scary looking pirate he's soooo evil so feared so dangerous #one piece #monkey d. luffy #egghead

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

last thing you see before he fucking GETS YOU

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi kabru #god i wish he had beautiful brown eyes #his blue eyed stare is so scary #I love him soooo much #my post #kabru

[francy-sketches]

I love when asoiaf fans realize how shitty arranged marriages are but only for the male characters. Like a man could do the vilest shit to his wife and they’ll be like ‘aw poor baby he was in a loveless marriage :(‘ but god forbid a woman is mean to her husband lol

#.txt #no guys you don’t get it rhaegar was soooo sad and trapped in his marriage he just HAD to publicly humiliate his wife :( poor guy #and cheat on her with a teenager #and poor defenseless baby daemon who was forced to marry that ugly hag :( away from his family in a far away scary land :(( #nvm that he had a dragon and could go anywhere he wanted and almost never spent time in the vale #like damn if he was trapped despite having all the freedom in the world imagine how his wife must have felt

[cosmoboba]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP SPLATOWEEN IDOLS JUST DROPPED HOT SERVED WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Deep Cut #Splatoween 2023 #Squid Sisters #Splatoon 3 #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD #OMG #SHIVER'S MAKEUP??? IS THAT A SPIDERLILY ON HER HEAD? #AND FRYE'S JEWELS!!! AND THE SHELL/SKELETON ON HER HEAD YOOO!!! #BIG MAN STILL LOOKS SOOOO CUTE EVEN IF HE'S TRYNA BE SCARY LIKE I'D HUG HIM . #AND THE SQUID SISTERS!!!!! #THEY LOOK SO CUTE MATCHING COLORS AND MAKEUP!!! #FUCK YEAH!!!! SPLATOWEEN GOATED THIS YEAR FR FR #IF THEY'RE AMAZING NOW I BET THEY'D LOOK SO GOOD DURING FROSTYFEST!!! #OR SPRINGFEST!!!!! #LET'S. #FUCKING. #GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[s4pphoiduser]

in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"

#and kevin would be it boy of the century and matt would be THE 2000s icon along with allison #neil's the one who looks scrappy and jumpy (which he is) but everyone's gonna be in love with his sharp tongue and hater behavior #everyone would either hate andrew or love him and obv i fall into the second category i'd be no. 1 andrew minyard apologist/defender/lover/ #everyone (including myself) would love nicky if this adaptation of him didnt come with all those predatory jokes godbless #everyone else is an icon. yes even aaron who's way too detached from the foxes but he partially slays just being a fox and king of idgafdom #the girls are icons obviously duhhh #but i think with riko the actor would be soooo good and pretty like scary pretty that people make edits and the captions are like DISCLAIME #wymack would have sooo many edits with the sound of whatever's trending that's equivalent to the usher DADDY'S HOME one #i actually have so many thoughts ab an aftg show despite how much i dont want it like i cant help it! aftg slays too much! #these bitches r all too damaged! i love them all too much! i think ab them all the time! #lots of people hate but aftg and the foxes r genuinely some of the most well written relationships to me probably bc i can personally relat #and i think a show would allow for other scenes that we dont see in the book bc theyre all from neil's pov and we don't really find anythin #know anything ab the other foxes beyond what neil knows himself #and LEST I FORGET. JEAN MOREAU. ICON OF THE CENTURY METHINKS...! #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #dan wilds #allison reynolds #renne walker #matt boyd #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #seth gordan #s4pphoiduser #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men

[mummer]

okay so the THING about franklin shepard inc is that it’s the saddest thing ever and just listening to it without seeing frank’s utterly stony devastated face isnt the full picture… he doesnt move the entire time it’s just over he’s done. have you ever seen someone’s soul just die. it hits so hard that they love each other so much and it isn’t enough. charley’s betrayal of frank on the talk show is probably the worst thing he could have done, the worst way, but it was the only way he could do it. it had to be public because frank became a public entity. but the worst part of it, the most unforgivable crime, is that he’s trying to be kind and he’s doing it out of love. he doesnt even have the decency to betray frank with cruelty or callousness. that would have made sense to frank, that would have been digestible, probably even forgivable. but in their final moments of their friendship the worst part is that charley’s betrayal is sincerely selfless! he ruins frank’s life because he loves him too much. and that’s not processable or acceptable

#does that make sense. And danrad’s delivery of it like he’s angry but the love is there it comes out so strongly it just doesnt matter!!! #GUTTING!!!!!!!! #merrily we roll along #and if i wanted too much was that such a mistake. #literally groff’s face is so. and after/before that he’s gone full closed off mask on nothing left #is HAUNTING. the way he yells out PARAMOUNT!!! is legitimately SCARY!!!! #im many ways franklin shepard is soooo louis ironson coded…..

[bottombaron]

fics where Nandor is all, "i wish Guillermo would stop calling me 'Master' and use my name" like ahdkgj have you met this man??

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #i support all fics and writers!! this is by all means no criticism!! keep doing u babes! #but ngl this always makes me like *tries to math face* #1. nandor is That bitch and he would never #2. why would you want him to 🙃 #i have a lot of thoughts and feelings abt guillermo calling nandor 'master' #and its basically just verged into kink territory by now b/c that power dynamic is fucked sideways on a broken pendulum #let guillermo indulge nandor's (empty) authority kink #like 'yes hun you're soooo scary and powerful and comanding. now come over here so i can tuck you in and tell you bed time stories' #nobody is doing it like guillermo im in awe

[kateis-cakeis]

You know, I loved how Merlin was such a lil bitch towards Mordred, and while talking about him in S5Ep11.

It's so perfect, we need more of this Merlin in fanfic, like he's so scary! He's so scary and powerful just with words alone! It's wonderful, it's so good. This is the Merlin we should all aspire to write :P

(For the record I'm very very very very very very very very biased here, so goddamn biased, because I genuinely find S5 Merlin to be the hottest version of him, and I'm aroace :P)

#bbc merlin #merlin #vid #it's soooo good im obsessed with him when he's like this #just all of s5 Merlin's characterisation is chefs kiss he's so powerful he's so scary he's perfect and wonderful #man should have just murdered Mordred tbh like my god smh coward :P i understand why he didnt tho Arthur would have hated him forever

[robotpussy]

took a nap and the thing that woke me up was some character I remember from a book I have never read. I've been googling trying to figure out who it was. I think it was some judge character from blood meridian, the big tall white man who gets sexually aroused when he kills anything 👎👎👎👎👎👎

#he was soooo scary he just popped up in my head like WHO THE FUCK IS THATTTTTTTTT EW!!!! #just pale hairless and big like omg

[uncleghostt]

my personality looks so good in these

#I love when transphobes go on about how testosterone will ruin ur body or whatever and ok guess ur scared of hot twinks ://// #soooo scary he's smooth AND muscular!! BOO #hi everyone if u live in a place with seasons I hope u are enjoying fall :')) #It's hot tea and candle time!! #my favorite :)))))) #dan's mug #ftm #trans #gpoy

[cha1cedony]

Thinking about how Lincoln and Chris are both SUPER jealous people. Love them but that must’ve been a crazy marriage lmaoo

#literally the only thing we know about Chris is that they were jealous at the idea of Link EVER remarrying 😭 #and Link was soooo jealous of anything that got his dads’ attention as a kid #LIKE. he hates the number 4 merely for the idea of his dads having another kid lmao #they can’t have any hobbies than Link doesn’t also have (trains and dance classes lol) #he made them get rid of their cat #he gave fucking LAXATIVES to the other homeschool kids 😭😭😭😭😭 #at least he doesn’t seem to be that way with anyone but his parents…? #this was prompted by me relistening to S2E5 btw #when Scary says she’s going to the dance with someone else #and Link quickly goes from being like ‘oh yeah it’s chill we’re just going as friends’ #to ‘you have a date now? that’s cool whatever I totally don’t care’ etc. hehwhaha #so I think Lincoln is probably just as jealous with other people he loves (his friends spouses etc) but he’s just more subtle about it #WELL. not subtle lol. but he TRIES to be subtle at least 😭❤️ love him #anyway this is so… ignore this #just rambling about my guys 🫶 #chalcy stuff

[arts-i-enjoy]

AHHHHHH

#this post brought to you by: me #i. applied for a preapproval letter for a mortgage yesterday. and spoke to a realtor to start finding me houses #i want to move several states away which further complicated things. but the houses there are CHEAP #like under 100k for a 2 bedroom move in ready #anyways i got approved for 80k with a 20k down payment. and im FREAKING THE FUCK OUT #and because i got that pre app letter i have a loan officer calling me today to talk #and we literally work at the same bank so i can SEE that hes active and hasnt read my message #even though its been 45 minutes. KEVIN MESSAGE ME BACK. IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FOCUS UNTIL I DO THIS CALL #AHHHHHHH S C R E A M. it might happening!!!! i might be finally.mov8ng out in a few months!!! #i mgiht be a HOMEOWNER by the end of the year #i have been saving money for this since i was. 16? 17? #ive had a good well paying job since i was 18. #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #once i have a house then i start job searching in that area. and start getting really serious about LEAVING my very good job #which is soooo scary. this job was supposed to be my lifelong career. but then everyone fucking moved to other states and left me behind #so theres no point staying here. #i might never have this kind of job security again. #but also my realtor said that theres a lot of bank jobs in that area so maybe itll be easy to find something #on the fence on if i tell my parents that im Making Moves right now #on one hand its hard to not talk about it becuae im STRESSED TF OUT #but on the other hand when i tentatively mentioned the state i want to move to #richard started yelling and swearing el oh el #might be better to wait and avoid the tension as long as possible? #but also i dont know how they can stay angry when its literally my best option #the other places where my friends live either have 0 opportunity and high housing prices. or are even moe liberal than where im going #idk. why do half of my problems come down to “my parents will be mad” like im a 12 year old or something. shit fucking sucks #this is why i want to get out of here #also it feels weird and bad to talk to my friends about how stressed i am about buying a house when all of them are stressed about #not being able to make rent or something. my problems feel like a brag in a really odd and shitty way. but hey! #if this works out maybe ill start being stressed about how im going to make my mortgage payments! :') yay!

[minthara]

i feel soooo much better today already lmfao and also had a date with i think the best dating app victim i've had all my life lol

#petra.txt #he's........ exactly like my ex it's scary lmfao let's see where this goes #like down to they went to the same uni and did kinda the same thing. and i'm abt 75% sure they must know each other 💀 #well. let's see where this goes #thank u again to everyone who's reached out - i didn't answer some asks bc i got someone being mad at me for fandom stuff and i was like. #why do i even say anything on this website. but i really appreciate it #i really didn't feel like going on this date today but we've had it set for so long i didn't wanna disappoint him #and i'm soooo glad i did it

[kafluffleskorner]

White Pikimin

#he looks soooo scary for no reason #white pikmin #pikmin #minky plush keychain #plush keychain #handmade