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kaiscumsock · 1 year

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evan peters one year apart <3

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frnkiebby · 1 month

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this motherfuckers smile i stg~🎃

#he’s just fucking PRETTY #like there are so many descriptors for level of attractiveness and he fucking hits them all #jesus. fucking. christ #i’m just #very much not okay over this #just gonna casually keel over #no biggie #i’m such a goner #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

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leon-on-the-froggy-chair · 6 months

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saw Luis Serra for 0.02 seconds and im already sweating profusely and blushing what the actual fuck

im gonna sue capcom for creating this man and not letting me kiss him

#why am i so gay #i literally have to avoid him most of the day because hes an active dISTRACTION TO ME #the fixation and attraction to this man is intense #send jesus #but not actually i got a crush on him too #luis serra

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hauntedpearl · 9 days

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watching that british guy who plays buck talk about being bisexual on television with my silly little supernatural brain with its supernatural thoughts:

#in a different timeline they are sitting down jensen ackles and asking him if the first time cas walked into frame ans dean became defensive #and mad. if it was about the confused feelings of attraction he did not know how to manage #interviewer: you think dean stabbed him because he didn't know what do with his attraction to this thing be perceived as a monster?#jackles: ahahaha...well...ahah..you know. at that point in time we didn't - we didn't think about going in that direction for dean although #there was always that foundation of possibility of..of a kind of ostracizing experience of life with this guy. he's a man's man! he's #sarcastic! he's attractive he gets the girls you know? but there's definitely an element of - of performance to that. so i mean.#and we remember. we've told this story a hundred times before but when misha walked in on set. i mean! ha! that was reallt quite a day.#he was this weird dorky dude in his weird sweater and we did noy know what to make of the guy. so I'm sure that - that definitely #contributed to the way i ended up playing dean. and while. again. thos storyline was very far from being explored but we - i mean looking #back — definitely. definitely sure. it's possible. atleast the fans are convinced so. hahahaha. what do you think mish?#misha: i think he wanted to fuck him #yes #HEHEHEHEHE #anyway #god.#should i even post yhis on main #castcrew fans don't come for me jesus

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parkercore-69 · 4 months

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guys im so unbelievably normal about him you wouldn’t even understand

#saw 2004 #adam stanheight #now before i say anything i want to make it explicitly clear that i do not in any shape or form have any kind ofattraction to men #but my fucking god #he is #oh my god #he’s literally a pathetic man what do you expect from me #i dont know if i want to look like him or be with him #look at the twinky stalker guy all trapped in an iconic saw trap #teehee #teeheeheheheee !#not #gay #jesus fuck though he is incredibly attractive #lawrence fumbled so bad i woulda dropped john fucking kramer in an instant to go get him #he looks like he’s about to cry but given the circumstances i’d say thats pretty normal

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fleshdyke · 2 months

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#csa warning for tags #goddd being raped at 6ish and brutally bullied is a hell of a combination #i was the one kid in not only my grade but multiple above and below me as well that the boys would dare each other to 'ask out'#absolutely CONSTANTLY. like jesus #by the time i was raped i'd already been bullied pretty badly for a while. including being constantly told i was ugly by all the boys #which is like. a huge reason i was raped in the first place. i still dont know who it was but i can only assume he took advantage of me #being constantly bullied to abuse me. as child rapists so often do #but like i was always the one that would be 'asked out' as a dare bc why would any of them want to talk to me #it was so inconceivable that any of them could want to be near me let alone 'go out' with me. they didn't even bother trying to hide the way #they laughed. like they didn't try to hide it bc they knew no one would do anything #and this happening to me fucking constantly for years on end throughout my ENTIRE childhood. that fucks with you man #like i dont think its even possible for anyone to like being around me at all. let alone find me attractive #there's still never been a single person who's had a crush on me or whatever #like all my friends have stories about annoying boys having crushes on them when they were younger. and what does it say about me that im #the complete opposite. and like it's so stupid because who fucking cares what 10 year old boys thought in 2016 but it really really fucks #you up bad man. like if anyone ever does come to be attracted to me for whatever reason i dont think im ever going to be able to believe it #i'm always going to be waiting for the joke to end and them to start laughing. i'll always be waiting for the other shoe to drop #and the worst part of it all is that i fucking want to be raped again #being raped as a little kid is the only time anyone has ever wanted me. it's the only time i've ever been desired. and i dont even like sex #but it's just the only time anyone has ever loved me in a non parental way #like i have one crush story to all my friends'. and it was a grown man that raped me when i was little #and i want to be raped again so fucking badly not because i would enjoy it but because it would prove that someone actually fucking wants me #i want to be sexually harassed and not in the way i usually am. i want to be catcalled and have to be scared walking around alone #i want men to grope me and say disgusting things and rape me because then i would finally be fucking wanted #it would prove that i'm actually likeable in some capacity. that i still am #im so scared that now that im grown im just a lost cause. because i was only desirable when i was little. now im just nothing #and i know i shouldnt even care but its so fucking hard to shake. i just want someone to love me #and i love my mom so much but i want them to love me because they want to and not because they have to #rambles #vent

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dolokhoded · 4 months

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mel c magdalene made me realize what was missing from my magdalene design and it's that she's not fucking jacked. it's crucial to her character

#🧅#literally my takeaway from jcs2012 was mary magdalene's arms. yeah those guys were there too i guess #i think hers might be my favorite portrayal of mary #like. not just because she's jacked i just really liked how jc2012 worked with magdalene #she felt more fleshed out. and i <3 yvonne elliman in this role i always will but lets be so for real in the 1973 movie mary was a sexy lam #character except instead of sexy she was like. sopping wet cat lamp character #i mean i think she was also sexy. but that's beside the point this post is not about how attractive i find yvonne elliman #or mel c #well it kind of is about how attractive i find mel c #whatever. my point is it was the 70s and she was a female character. so like. you get it !#and i feel like a lot of the time magdalene is very girlbossified in a way that makes her very one dimensional #without EVER her appearing masculine of course because god forbid the one female character does not appear to the male gaze #(well originally female character anyways. today genderbend casting is a thing and it fucks)#it's either she's a Girl Disciple (no further elaboration) or she's like. a girlboss stone hearted biker gang leader leather jacket queen #(no actual further elaboration but her one 'ooh i love this man and i dont know how to show it' solo tricks you into thinking there is)#while 2012 magdalene somehow seems much more well rounded to me.#they let her be herself more. idk. that's how i interpreted it at least. in my mind.#it's like. i feel many other marys i've seen are described by how they treat jesus (and sometimes judas)#but this one still feels present even when jesus is not around. or he is but she's not interacting with him.#again this is a very specific interpretation that clicked in my brain im not saying that jcs2012 like. did some groundbreaking feminist #portrayal of magdalene. but yknow !#she also didn't acknowledge judas' existence once while he had created some weird one sided beef with her which was. very funny to me #literally did not waste a glance at him.

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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So he’s fuckable but people personally wouldn’t fuck him… okay that is interesting for the majority but hey it’s a similar to Gohan where he’s very handsome but I don’t think everyone would fuck him. For me it’s Ichi and Gohan all the way ❤️❤️❤️ I feel like when we do the Daigo poll we going to get that thirst!!!

tumblr decrees ichi in fact has game, they just personally wouldn't be a player... interesting but can't complain bout it

anyway daigo time please don't disappoint me

#snap chats #why would you send this ask while we're talking about freud jesus christ #its not your fault as freud would say it I Have Childhood Issues #yeah well he can roast in hell the fuckin weird ass he dont know SHIT about me #anyways. i trust the tumblr sphere of daigo fans to be normal #almost compelled to put a fourth option orale 'its complicated' cause Me #but i forgot to do that for ichi so we're just gonna have to go with objective answers #no open-ended prompts here. i mean you could if yu want but #i feel like a lot of people will find X fuckable but they wouldnt fuck yk waht i mean #like we as an intelligent species can be objective enough to say someones attractive or has he potential #but they arent to our tastes #im a believer in that that's fine #i dont think it makes you thirsty to say a character is fuckable but you wouldnt fuck em thats just like. Objectivity ig #so ichi fans arent thirsty for the most part. not surprising

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i-mybrunettelady · 9 months

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did you guys know that pretty eyes are a hazard to me and me personally

#nero's random thoughts #this dude's eyes won't leave me alone tonight #he has such pretty eyes..#not only is he very pretty but he has these gorgeous pale blue eyes #and a pretty ass smile #and my god i'm so attracted to him i wanna yell jesus christ

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inkykeiji · 1 year

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clari. yes.

i love him toooooo anon!!!!!

tw: incest/pseudocest, toxicity, coercion words: 422

sigh he would be such a good big brother, such a stern big brother, wouldn’t let you get away with anything (*/ω＼*) you can never get a single thing past him, can never sneak out to see your friends or that stupid boy he hates so much, can never surreptitiously slip past him when you’re stupidly intoxicated, can never smuggle something you definitely shouldn’t have, something he tells you no good little boy or girl should ever possess, into your room without him noticing immediately.

he’ll promise not to tell mom n dad if you promise to stay his precious baby sibling—his and his alone—forever and ever and ever <3 but he keeps all of these incidents stashed away safely between the folds of his brain, always ready to conveniently whip one out and dangle it over your parents’ heads, held precariously between a slim forefinger and a thumb, the moment you step a fucking toe out of line, the moment you do something nii-san doesn’t like, something nii-san doesn’t approve of.

it’s for your benefit, he promises you, after you inevitably appear in the threshold of his bedroom door (just like you do every night, just like you have been for years now, routine and right on schedule) with tear-glazed eyes and a twitching nose, begging to know why he’d do such a thing, why he’s so mean and cruel, yet running into his arms the moment he holds them out for you, makes a space for you, pats his thighs and draws you into his clutch.

nii-san only ever wants the best for you, he tells you as your chest stutters with poorly stifled sobs (shh, be quiet, we don’t any anyone to hear, now, do we?) and warm salt water seeps into his neck, dampening the collar of his worn t-shirt. and if you have to learn the hard way then he will teach you the hard way. it’s up to you, really.

except it doesn’t feel like a vow of sincerity, doesn’t feel like a choice you get to make. it feels like a threat.

dread unfurls stinging and sticky in the pit of your stomach, but you nod and hum and agree anyway, clinging tighter to your big brother as his palms rub soothing circles into your back and hushed praises drip syrupy sweet from his lips, a sick type of thrill jolting your blood, because you want to be good for him, his good little baby, always and forever.