#he’d be so mad

[funeral-grayy]

Your favourite thing to do is pretend you have no idea who Dynamite is and constantly fucking up Bakugo’s name on his coffee.

He’ll come in once he’s done patrol and changed out of his hero costume. The first time it happened was honestly an accident. You’d been so lost in thought, you took his order and then asked for his name. When he didn’t reply right away, you glanced up at him, his face holding a blank look.

“Ha? You don’t know who I am?”

Of course you knew who he was, everyone in the city knew who he was, regardless of being in costume or in normal clothes. You could almost see the gears moving in his head, wondering how anyone could possibly not know who he was. You simply shrugged, handing him his change and getting to work on his very simple coffee order.

Once done, you placed his order on the counter and bid him a good day. The look on his face when he picked up the coffee and read the name on it was priceless. His face scrunched up in confusion and then immediately to anger.

“Is this some sort of fucking joke?”

You were for thankful the shop was busy for once. You knew he wouldn’t make a scene. You gave a smile and a wave, and continued to help the next customer in line. You watched out of the corner of your eyes as he glared at the name as he left the shop, grumbling to himself.

Despite that first encounter, he kept coming back. A few days every week, he gave you his normal coffee order (to the point that he stopped even telling you the order) and you purposely messed up his name. He knew you knew who he was, so he’d play your stupid little game. He told himself day in and day out that he was only going back to the coffee shop until you got his name correct but deep down he knew that not to be true.

You really were surprised when he showed up the next day, empty coffee cup in hand. Slamming it down on the counter and glaring at you. The neatly written Pro Hero Deku facing you.

“That’s not my fucking name.”

#bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou x reader #my hero acedamia #bnha #bakugo katuski #coffee shop drabble #he’d be so mad

[raccoonfallsharder]

one of our cats is an anxiety cat which means he has a little anxiety jacket and when he wears it he kinda loses his normal coordination (cause it’s so squeezy) and stumbles around like he’s drunk (before eventually taking a nap) and i just—

forgive me

#he’d be so mad #im so sorry #rocket fanart #rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon fanart #gotg rocket #GOTG #rfh art #rfh headcanons

[theloveinc]

typical bakugo x reader dynamic

#bakugo x anyone really #but this is how I imagine u guys #and just know this is exactly the type of thing I’d send to him #‘you’re squidward’ #he’d be so mad #but it’s true if u think abt it #and they are best friends #so. #I’m right #thanks for listening #caitie blabs

[spookyboywhump]

darknet pet owner forums, baby. (i feel like cain wouldn’t know how to access it though)

When asked why he’s not on the darknet pet owner forums Cain says he’s simply too busy to bother with it but in actuality he just can’t figure that shit out

#ALDJSLDHAKDJSGSKD #realistically there probably are some shady services for dealing with this business #Cain knows just enough to do what he needs to for his job beyond that he gets lost #this also brought to mind the image of Cain asking zander to figure smth out for him regarding all that #and Zander is just like. /DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?????/ #he’d be SO mad #if he asked wren and supervised his computer activity for maybe an hour he could probably figure it out. probably. #and then wren can go back to work like ✨GUESS WHAT I DID✨ #now I have the image of Cain supervising wren using a computer #like a teacher standing there making sure you don’t go to coolmathgames.com #come on man it’s cool MATH games it’s educational he swears- #I’m sorry that’s dumb I’m all over the place with this ALSJAKDHAKDHSDKHSSKSHK #anyways. I know a lot of stories about the dark web and shit are fabricated and just scary stories told to sound cool #but some of those urban legends would make great whump content #red room whump WHEN #I love live-streamed whump sorry #anonymous

[shieldofiron]

Jason Carver when he finds out I put him in crackships because I think it’s funny:

#jason carver #he’d be so mad #esp about cargrove

[jedi-valjean]

Grim would still get into fights with Sidious as Anakin's Padawan I think so imagine his reaction when Grim comes back with a lightsaber scar on her face after she snuck out of the Temple when he wasn't looking.

Oh NO—

#he’d be so mad #star wars #other’s ocs

[void-and-virtue]

Tired: After Andrew graduates, Neil gets himself the most basic, unassuming used car imaginable. It’s gray and as universally beloathed amongst the original Foxes as Neil’s freshman year clothing choices.

Wired: Neil has a beautiful, sleek, state-of-the-art sports car because he insisted that he’s ‘fine’ and ‘can just run to the court and get some exercise in’ ‘I really don’t get why I’d need a car, Andrew’ so obviously Andrew took it upon himself to make sure he had something serviceable. It’s not Andrew’s fault that he happens to have standards and a sizeable signing bonus to blow on things like this. The car is still gray bc that’s Neil’s favorite color, but it’s a very pretty gray that actually looks amazing on it.

Inspired: Neil drives a cute little car that would be unassuming—if it wasn’t for the bright orange paint job. It is affectionally nicknamed ‘Carrot’.

#When it clicks Andrew is SO MAD #bested by his own joke from four years prior #absolutely wanting to strangle Neil (even more so than usual) #but you know he’d also aggressively save every picture the foxes force Neil to take next to his car and post on his social media #🐰🥕 #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #palmetto state foxes #aftg headcanon

[hmmm-shesucks]

One of the Foxes makes the mistake of asking Kevin how often he thinks about the Roman Empire to which he responds, “I’m glad you asked.” And then makes the whole team sit through a two hour PowerPoint presentation. He makes them take notes and gives a pop quiz after. Everyone fails. Kevin is disappointed.

#Andrew draws very realistic looking dicks on his quiz #Neil comes up with new plays to use during games so Kevin’s not to mad about him not paying attention #Renee is the only one who passed and she took very pretty notes #Matt and Aaron fell asleep on each other and Kevin hit them with the stick he’d been using to point out things #Dan Allison and Nicky ask questions but they are all very inappropriate and have nothing to do with the topic #Kevin is very passionate about the Roman Empire #the foxes are not #all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aaron minyard #kevin day #the foxhole court #dan wilds #matt boyd #allison reynolds #renee walker #aftg trilogy #aftg foxes #aftg hc #the foxes #psu foxes #my aftg

[mikichko]

the idea that nanami has an incredibly sassy daughter has been in my head all day

he makes her upset and she just gives him the biggest side eye. she makes the most disgusted faces when he tried to talk to her. even has the audacity to huff at him 😭 like he had to take a breath mid argument and ask whatever entity exists where his daughter got all this attitude from.

she purposefully starts talking in only spanish to leave him out of conversations too. it’s genuinely the funniest thing hearing her tiny little voice talking to you while nanami lectures her about her behavior in an exasperated voice. she’s legitimately the only one that can get him to this state, besides gojo at his most annoying.

when nanami tries to apologize and asks her if he’s forgiven she only humphs at him and turns away.

“but i apologized to you, are you going to forgive me?””

“no! porque fuiste grosero conmigo!” (no! because you were rude to me!)

the only thing that earns him her affection again is the promise of a melopan after work tomorrow. he even gets a kiss when he says he’ll make sure to get the turtle shaped one

#.txt #.headcanon #.mine #.nanami #.papa!nanami #kento nanami #nanami kento #jjk nanami #nanami x reader #nanami x you #jujutsu kaisen nanami #nanami fluff #latin reader #latinx reader #latine reader #this has been in my head ALL DAY #like it stemmed from that one tiktok #god he’d be so soft in her hands my god #he cant handle his daughter being mad at him are you joking????

[chai-berries]

abby coming home after work and you’re fixing dinner — homemade pizza — and she stands in the kitchen, leaning against the counter as she tells you about her day, including a morning gym session that she swears made her buffer

“what?” you laugh and she takes it as a chance to show off for you and jokingly flexes her arms for you, going “oh yeah? how’s this for a gun show?” and you’re giving her your best audience reactions, oohing and awing as she does different poses. you reach up and squeeze her bicep.

“my girl is so strong,” you coo

abby drops her arms and leans into your space “i’ll show you strong” followed by her wrapping her arms around you and picking you up, swinging you around. you squeal out a laugh, begging her to let you down while also never wanting your goofy abby to leave you alone.

#i’m so down bad for her #i spend my post-work time just imagining scenarios #… tbh i do it at work too #love to dissociate with abby <3 #idk why she’s always picking you up — #it kinda reminds me of my brother who’s first thing he’d do if celebrating with his lil siblings was pick them up #i just think she’s strong enough to pick up almost everyone who wants to be picked up soooo #also want pizza so bad #these are always self-indulgent first #abby brainrot era #abby anderson x reader #mads’ headcanons

[cupcakeinat0r]

Currently thinkin abt how I swear I could give Miguel attitude, but I need to be so fr, if I were to actually argue w him………………… ya, I’m losing.

Like, okay, whatever u say, gorjus 🫡

“Nuh uh.”

“Fym ‘nuh uh’?”

“Ooo actually, nvm, let me sit back down.”

#yea I’m folding #I wouldn’t even be able to stay mad #He’d start furrowing his brows. He knows he can’t raise his voice at me so he’d start speaking sternly n shit. #ooooo id fold like a lawn chair. #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #spider man 2099 #across the spiderverse #miguel o’hara fanfiction #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara smut #miguel o’hara #atsv miguel #spider man atsv #atsv #btsv #miguel o’hara headcanon #miguel o’hara imagine #miguel o’hara meme #miguel o’hara fanart

[controversialcoven]

Text from image:

PONYBOY: Soda… I like someone but I’m scared you won’t like it

SODAPOP: Pony, as long as you’re happy and healthy I don’t care who you love

PONYBOY: Ok, I’m dating curly

CURLY: wassup

PONYBOY: …Soda?

SODAPOP, UNDER HIS BREATH: be happy for him be happy for him be h

#it’s 1am #I had to draw this though the idea came to me #soda fucking hating their relationship is so funny to me #Darry wants pony to get with a nice girl and have a nice big normal live outside of Tulsa #but at most he just has his gudgemental stares #and never lets them stay together alone #but soda is so fucking mad #his ill support you as long as you’re happy :) goes out the window SO FAST #the outsiders curly #the outsiders se hinton #the outsiders ponyboy #the outsiders fanart #the outsiders sodapop #the outsiders #sodapop curtis #ponyboy curtis #curly shepard #purly #my art 24 #don’t show pony this drawing btw he’s just a little guy #one time he was reading a fic and was like #…was he flirting with me when he said that #he’d go bonkers if he realized his sysmate was teachnically shipping him lmao

[kamakrazeewarboyz]

War Boys in the Furiosa trailer

#furiosa #MY BOOOOYS #IVE MISSED THEM SO MUCH I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MORE WAR BOYS ON SCREEN AGAIN #also really hoping for a nux mention because by the time furiosa becomes an imperator i think??? he’d be a very newly accepted pup #according to the comics at least because I’m guesstimating his age when they pulled him up on the life #was around 3- maaaybe 4 at the most #so he’d definitely be a pup around then!! #with quite a story on how he got there so who knows #mad max #war boys

[minecraftbookshelf]

Ah, so Lizzie lost her final life trying to do something Joel requested of her.

I’m sure that will have no long term ramifications on him.

#was kinda hoping he’d avoid the red madness this time around #since he’s got a team and all #but narratively he’s doomed now #secret life smp #spoilers #SmallishBeans #ldshadowlady #also im so sad her episode was so short #because it was very funny #good dramady vibes #specifically a dramady about a serial killer

[duke-is-the-shit]

Rip Montresor you would’ve thought Morel Orel was the funniest shit to grace the earth

#montresor nevermore #nevermore webtoon #And it was…until the horrors #He’d get mad it got cancelled so Will and Ada would fanmake the next season for him

[gregkinz]

Kerry is so strong for not being like “oh you want to talk about fucking your boss, Greg? you want to talk about rumors Greg?” because I would have obliterated that twink

#succession s4 #succession spoilers #tomgreg #he’s so autism in that scene it was awful to watch #also tom saying he’d protect greg if kerry got mad what the hell #that’s exactly why kerry should have dragged greg’s ass to hell #greg you CANNOT talk to someone about sleeping your way into a job #you make 250k to blow your boss get real