#he would probably enjoy it too

[south-sonic]

so…just saw that clip on instagram from when winner spits on the floor towards babe (before getting manhandled into the car, as he should)

and now i’m thinking about him getting taunted and not allowed to spit if you know what i mean

#this was in my drafts for god knows how long #i just feel like winner should be tortured in fun ways #he would probably enjoy it too

[egophiliac]

What do we think, will we get Briar Valley Event somewhere in the future? And WILL WE SEE PRESENT PEEPAW ZIGVOLT? I wonder what Sebek meant that he looks older and I really wanna see Lilia and his relationship after retirement. What do you think?

god I hope so, I desperately want to see Briar Valley and whatever family member they throw at us. and if it's Baul I hope he's the exact same sprite but with, like, a mustache crudely pasted on. that's how he looks in my head and in my heart.

my entire KINGDOM to see one or both of Sebek's parents though, they are the best characters in all of Twst and they haven't shown up even once. 😭 though I think I might prefer his dad, because 1) show me the noodley dentistman, and 2) Mrs. Z is such a mythical figure in my mind at this point that reality could never compare (w-what if she gets a canon design and she isn't a hundred feet tall and could crack the earth by flexing her thighs, how could I go on) (jk jk she's so great that I would love her no matter what) (but also...)

of course based on past Twst events if they go to Briar Valley it's just going to go basically like this:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #that's it that's the ssr #anyway i would also very much enjoy one or both of sebek's siblings #i get the impression they are way chiller than him but love him very much and i adore that #honestly i'll take anyone in his family i love them all already #and it would have to be a zigvolt right? #the only other significant briar valley person is maleficia and...there's probably too much baggage there for a silly tourism event story #then again that would be the most hilarious way to introduce her. damnit. #what if they show up to briar valley and revaan is just there with no explanation #they found him he was just offscreen this entire time

[aroaceleovaldez]

why are PJO characters most consistently measured in scales of Michaels?

Like. this is some of the most specific height information we have out of most characters, besides maybe Percy being an inch shorter than Jason. The Michaels Scale...

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #michael kahale #michael yew #clarisse la rue #this is some of the most specific numbers we get #also for the record i did the math and inferring based on multiple factors #(average height of a 13 year old boy / average height in 1930s italy) #so implications are: a.) Nico is absolutely never gonna break 5'6''. he is probably 5'2'' at best in HoO #and b.) presuming that. the math does add up that in comparison Michael Kahale is about 5'8'' which would put him at ~50lb heavier than Nic #with the *generous* estimate that Nico is like 120lb. which is average for 5'2'' #but knowing that Nico weighs like. Nothing. he is Skin and Bones. lets guesstimate that Nico is 120 soaking wet. hes probably closer to 110 #i do too much math for these books. anyways enjoy that. wiki i want the heights updated with sources on my desk by tomorrow /j

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

#hs #homestuck #dirk strider #eye strain #probably? if you think i should tag something else let me know!! #anyway hooray its time for rambling in the tags #so uhhh heres the teæ i've been sick for like a week and you know how it is when suddenly your throat becomes the main gunk warehouse #and you can't breathe lol. wish i could just pull it out. anywaaayy this is basically a vent piece for me being sick lol #also i could draw remotively the same thing with kris deltarune. oh how easy it is to project having a cold #though i have been also experiencing troubles with feelings recently as well....how fitting for dirk #speaking of the man himself (enough of me) his relationship with his own Heart...is peculiar to say the least #the thing i love about alphakids is that despite being so feral they were. so relatable. i cannot stress this enough how unwell they are an #and how they represented being a teen so well. yeah being 15 years old makes that to you #imagine being an emotional mess and trying to fit the 'norm' and act normal about your friends so youre not offputting #and then you fall in love with you friend and your ai clone falls in love with him too looool noone makes out of this one alive #uhh literally. godtiering stuff and dying remember #and speaking of it. tw for suicidal talk for the rest of tags #do you ever think dirk was suicidal. of course the part of when he teleports his head to jake was totally planned and he knew he would -> #wake up as dreamself but. don't you think the moment he cut his head off was sort of. cathartic. how much did he hate his own guts #beheading himself not only for the plan...but also because he thought he 'deserved' it #also wow he is a Prince and was literally beheaded don't you think its funny hahaa #sigh poor thing #this has ended on a not the very pleasant note hm #also fckkkkkk i didn't draw anything with rose/mary for the lesbian visabilty week #(putting the slash because tumblr search system has a dumb gag with showing you posts that contain the tag inside the other tag. #and i don't want this post to show up for the ros/mary fans because it's not!!!! its rose's father emotional crisis post!!!!) #update YOOOO WHAT THE HELL THE GIF HAS EVEN LESS PIXELS THEN I PLANNED fantastic #this your breakfast now tumblr. enjoy your crunchy flakes of dirks meltdown. mwah

[gingermaple]

design concepts for the watcher etho au!

#art #mcyt #hermitcraft #ethoslab #grian #watcher etho au #rat rambles #concept design #enjoy my rough work and silly ramblings! #this is how i do most/all of my concept sheets #is palette swapping etho to purple too on-the-nose? maybe but i don't care i think it looks cool #grian: i don't want anyone to know im a watcher #also grian: *constantly uses his watcher shapeshifting powers to change his avian appearance* #it would probably be a while before he actively starts doing it but still

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I feel like barnabys favorite drink (alcoholic) might be a old fashioned? And non alcoholic mixed drink. Might be a Shirley temple. (Which Is my favorite non alcoholic mixed drink!)

(Of course this is all my opinion! But yea!

he Does feel like a classy guy, huh? but who's to say! Who's. To. Say...

#ohhhh dont say shirley temple thats one of my favs as well.... #dont put that thought in my head... #oh what i wouldnt do for one rn. its been so long </3 #catch me going to the bar and getting one of those instead of Anything else #rambles from the bog #but yeah. who knows maybe he'd enjoy just plain whiskey #a nice Quality bourbon perhaps... #we're probably way off the mark here! #no wait he seems to have a sweet tooth given his hotdog order... as well as a lack of tastebuds... #idk. you know that guy who makes hellish alcohol concoctions in bathtubs. bathtub jungle juice #maybe barn would enjoy That. absolutely absurd concept.... #but as always! what do i know! #lmfao im picturing him swirling whipped cream on whiskey aaslcnjalscnslkd + a cherry.... maybe some sprinkles.... #actually that doesnt sound too bad. hm. #we Do have whiskey i think... maybe ill have some fun tomorrow #nah actually im not a big fan of straight whiskey #im more of a rum guy... maybe ill do that to some Rum...

[gatoszn]

the desire to observe them under a microscope is overwhelming

#trigun #trigun maximum #trimax #millions knives #legato bluesummers #livio the double fang #elendira the crimsonnail #gatart #hey hey im back with the roleswap because the roleswap is back with me #Because I think making knives the main character of anything is unbelievably hilarious #Elendira I love drawing you my queen #I might turn into an elendira stan account. Sorry knives and Livio! She slays too hard #I enjoy making knives miserable as you can tell. He’s my sweet baby boy 🫶 I only want the worst for him #I’ll probably expand on this later but it’s basically insurance duo elendira and Livio tracking down the outlaw millions knives (nai) #Who’s also being tracked down by ‘bounty hunter’ with a heart of gold Livio who ya know is a gung Ho gun and yadda yadda #What if elendira has a giant nail gun? That would be funny I think

[miraclemioart]

the most wonderful wifeguy who goes morally bankrupt after she's gone

#fu shi #dislyte #dislyte fu shi #my art #listen theres just something so compelling about him being such a great guy for the most part but then his wife's put in jeopardy #and now hes willing to run the worst tests ever on people and especially without regard for them #im sure he knows its nothing embla would want but he just wants her back man #he uses people hes probably being used too theres a lot going on here with fu shi i fundamentally enjoy because devotion corrupts or whatev

[flammelikeshookdust]

The face of a man who didn't expect his gf to be into that sort of things, but who's trying to keep an open mind.

#i wanted this to be silly but honestly i think that #1. his first reaction would probably be to assume that she's asking that only because the sight of the bare scar grosses her out too much #(definitely not projecting my own insecurities onto this guy again haha) #and 2. even if she managed to convince him she's legit into this and they'd give it a try he'd be too afraid to actually hurt her #to really enjoy the experience #maybe some part of him would also be afraid that he might actually like this #i could say more about the suject but let's just keep it at 'this probably wouldn't work out very well' #idk why i'm overthinking this this was supposed to be just a silly comic about my blorbos 😓 #hookdust #my art #the pirate fairy #zarina #james hook #captain hook

[chrrywvea]

ice having to listen to yet another admiral yelling about some shit mav did:

30 ways to... discipline your husband (but not really we all know that......👀)

#kazansky speaking #YOUR LITTLE SHIT OF A HUSB- #found this pic on google and immediately had to think about it #top gun #top gun maverick #crack #i don't even know if this is funny but it gets funnier the more i look at it #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #ft. rooster probably hiding under a table become he knows the kazansky-disappointment-stare is deadly #but not for mav! yet #yes i know couples in the military would prob be conflict of interest thank you shush i am enjoying this more than i should #just imagine #*sighs* #can we ignore that grammatic error there i meant BECAUSE #goddamn #i'm too lazy to delete that whole tag

[mermmarie]

Seeing a lot of headcanons/comics that Donnie doesn't like or is annoyed by Christmas and I'm just........

He is a gift giver....

#maybe he is annoyed when xmas decorations/music comes out too early #but I think he gets into the spirit when the time is right #he would go SO HARD with making his presents #and wrapping them to perfection #and probably enjoy making candy and baking cookies #idk I don't think he's a Grinch about it #the boys definitely fight over how to decorate the Christmas tree though #TMNT #ROTTMNT #Donatello #Rise Donnie #Mumbling Mermaid

[thejadecount]

I feel like if this whole ultimate TMNT crossover happened and all the other iterations of the TMNT came to the Rise Universe Rise Donnie would have the most extreme reactions

Like either A) He freaks out and happy stims because THE MULTIVERSE HELLO

Or B) he literally does not give two shits he looks at them, blinks, and then like “so anyways” like he is so fed up with all the magical and interdiemensional hijinks and chaos his family gets up to & is still recovering from Shredder and the Krang that he just accepts it and then goes on with his day. He does not care, no fucks are given.

#it would probably be A #and that would be ADORABLE and HILARIOUS #but B) would be pretty funny too #like all the other Donnies are freaking out and frothing at the mouth and shit #and Rise Donnie has eyesbags the size of the Mariana Trench and he has his coffee #he’s just trying to survive the next morning #rottmnt #rise tmnt #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #tmnt crossover #crossover #just found this in my drafts #don’t know why I hadn’t posted it yet #enjoy

[the-ghost-king]

actually no we don't talk about nico who likes pirates enough. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite pirate. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite ship. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite shipwreck too. we don't talk enough about how he probably spent all day on the canals with the gondole, asking the gondoliers all sorts of questions about their boats until his mother had to pull him away. how many hours did he spend on the port of venice just watching the boats come in and leave? just.... how far does the love of pirates go? is it a love of boats too? like we know he loves (I refuse to believe it's past tense) pirates, but we don't even know if he knows how to swim, or if he likes being on cruises, or at the beach or what. it's sad.

#i don't know how evident if is but the past few days I've been thinking about nico growing up in venice and not having to leave #and just getting to spend his life there and I think he would love living by all the tourists #like I do know most venetians hate it and he would understand too and agree #but he would just be so chatty and probably speak like 30+ languages he picked up from tourists and just #all the boats for him to enjoy!!! #plus venice's cemetery is really fucking cool he would love that #i can imagine him spending all day at the markets as well and just ugh my heart #he drew the short stick he got the bad end of the deal etc #pjo #nico di angelo

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

this just in: uplifting people just by virtue of their assigned gender at birth in the name of feminism found to be transphobic so now we're just gonna shit on those who CHOOSE to be male presenting bc it's a CHOICE right so we can tell them they're inherently inferior right guys??!!

bioessentialism found to be transphobic so we're jumping straight into gender essentialism which is totally cool as long as it's pretending to be feminism!!!!

#IM SORRY im sorry #i genuinely really enjoyed the trans rep in the first half 9/10 #then they just HAD to tue rose being trans into the plot and then do some weird steven moffat ass feminism thing #no he would not have got it if he was still a woman!! #he's the same fucking person she's standing right in front of youuu i want to scream #doctor who spoilers #rtd trued and i massively appreciate him trying and not shying away from rose's identity #but he overshot like massively #and ngl it was really bloody hurtful #mine #sorry this is probably too much im not mad they're uplifting women and very definitively including trans women in that #but they can do it without shitting on other people #negativity #vent tw #doctor who #also is rose meant to be a trans woman or nonbinary transfem? #i mean she can totally be both go girl but there seemed kinda mixed messaging #a lot of girl and woman and then at the end randomly throwing in nonbinary and neither #but again she can totally be both just seemed a bold choice for first trans character to not definitely be one or the other #but go off rose #hnngh im sorry but this just feels like the david not wesring jodies costume thing x1000 #one slap in the face after another

[rapidhighway]

Hmm I think Silver cant know about the clones. He would obviously tell Sonic they fucking cloned him like 50 times in the future. Probably more hmmm but also Silver and Razor meeting in the future..... AUGGRHHH

#i would actually love that!!! #like #i think Silver would hate that someone did this to his friend you know #and I think that would be cool! #BUT idk how that could fit into the world because obviously he would tell Sonic and then it would change history i guess but! #the future makes no sense anyway and it's always changi and silver seems to be a constant in it so idk how it would work like #maybe in the ONE newest future he came back to that shit is happening #IDK MANNN #i COULD just have this happen farther in the future #i think it could happen #and like #if razor ever got pulled into the past (???🤔🤔🤔🤔???) Silver would probably be there too cause that's got to be some kind of disturbance #in the timeline #so they could still meet #but if they met on their own just like that they could have like a little established dynamic even if just a little #urghf I'm gonna doodle many things today and think about it #oc razor #idk i enjoy the thought of silver and razor knowing each other but ughhhhhh

[factorialsotherfandoms]

"Forever?" Pac calls around the base. "Are you here?"

In the back of his mind he hears Mike laughing - they both know that Forever is somewhere within his larger base, just that Pac isn't entirely sure where. Richas had said he was here, and Pac's pretty sure the mentioned stack of paperwork isn't letting him up any time soon. Not if not even their son's begging had not dragged him away.

He twirls the vine lasso in his fingers - that's what he's here for, after all.

"Forever?"

This time, when he listens, he can hear a groan and something mumbled. It's clearly Forever, but also does not sound like him at all. Something's wrong; Pac tucks the lasso he bought to drag Forever from his work away, and heads towards the noise.

A little silly kidnapping is nothing between friends, but if there's genuinely something wrong then he needs to be ready. Mike, settled in the back of his mind, agrees - asks if he shoukd send Rocharlyson to Cellbit and come over too.

Pac declines - for now - but makes a careful approach in the direction of the noise.

He turns a corner and there Forever is, sat on the floor with a blanket over his shoulders and a giant stack of paperwork around him.

"Forever why aren't you at a desk?!" Pac says, before he can think of anything else.

One look at the paperwork shows most of it is Presidential work, but at least a few pieces look like redstone machines.

"Oh hey Pac," Forever doesn't look up. "Just fancied a change of scenary."

"You'll hurt yourself," Pac says with the certainity of someone who has done the same a thousand times before. "Do you want help carrying it back to your office?"

"Just let me…"

Forever's signature on the paperwork is lopsided at best - he reaches for another, and Pac slaps his hand away.

"Richarlyson misses you," its a low blow, but it is one. "Let's put this in your office then go see him."

"I'll put it in my office, but I need to work," Forever's face is at least appropriately pained as he says that, and the compromise came unusually fast.

It's okay, once they put the paperwork down then Pac can kidnap him and force him to see some sunlight; he leans down, and grabs a stack. Forever makes to stand up, only to lean heavily on the wall.

"Forever?" Pac's eyes fix on him immediately. "Is everything okay?"

"I'm fine," Forever waves a hand. "I'm fine, I just... Need to get this done."

Pac doesn't quite believe him; he begins to lower the papers back to the floor, that he might offer Forever the support of his arm.

He's not quick enough - Forever seems to gather himself, makes to stand properly, and in a blink is back on the floor, sprawled amongst the paperwork.

Pac screams in every way possible, dropping the papers to get to his friend. He hears Mike say something along their bond, but doesn't listen as he drops to his knees at Forever's side.

Already Forever is starting to come around; Pac taps his cheek for attention, and eyes flutter vaguely in his direction.

"Forever?" he asks, trying to pull him closer to awake. "Forever, you do not get to tell me you're okay."

"Pac?" Forever's voice is hazy, and its not reassuring.

"I'm here," Pac says. "Mike will be here soon - he'll do the yelling. Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?"

Soon is maybe an understatement; as soon as he says that, he hears Mike's panicked yells from above. Afraid of hurting Forever's head more Pac instead tugs on their bond, a little scared himself but guiding the other half of his soul down.

He doesn't try to hide his own fear there, for all he masks it from Forever.

"Or... Now."

Mike makes much better time than Pac did, glasses slightly askew and lab coat far from clean as he storms over.

"Forever, you idiot!" He yells, before taking a breath and dropping maybe a third of his volume. "When did you last eat? Or drink something? Sleep?"

Even as Mike says all of that, he and Pac flash their own thoughts back and forth - Pac shows him how he found Forever, and what happened. Mike continues scolding as he guides Pac through checking Forever's head and spine for any damage. To their joint relief, there doesn't seem to be any.

"Where's your kitchen?" Mike ends with.

"Kitchen?" Forever screws his eyes up, the effort of thinking entirely consuming as he waves a hand in the approximate direction.

Pac and Mike share a worried thought, unbroken even as Mike hurries off in that direction.

"Forever?" Pac tries to ask more gently his time. "Does anything hurt?"

There's a pause; Forever shakes his head a bit, only to grab at it.

"I'm just a bit dizzy... it's fine," the words come too slowly, quiet and slightly slurred. "Just... A moment."

Pac tries to swallow his throat, reaching out and resting a hand on his arm, "take your time. Do you want help sitting up?"

Forever nods, and it's another terrible decision. Pac shuffles closer, helping as Forever eases himself up and against the wall. They're near one of the slight corners, and the extra wall seems to take a lot of his weight.

Once he is situated, Pac pulls his hands away. They hover, expecting to need to catch him again; thankfully it isn't true. "All good?"

The nod doesn't seem to cause too much trouble this time, though Forever's breathing still sounds a little off - forced but level, like he's counting breaths - and he still refuses to open his eyes.

Mike returns not long after; Pac feels him coming, and looks up to greet him. He's carrying some juice and some toast on one of their lab trays. The plates are Forever's and presumably clean, at least.

He kneels next to Pac, and puts the tray on the floor. He squeezes Pac's leg a little - Pac presses a little weight against his side - before picking up the juice.

"Forever," he says. "Drink this."

Forever cracks one eye open, and groans. He does, however, take the glass. Both hands are needed to hold it, and he makes use of the straw Mike put in there, but despite the slight shake he manages it fine.

After the juice, Forever is handed the toast. Pac watches as a little colour returns to his cheeks, and finds Mike relaxing too.

Now he can see that Forever simply forgot to eat anything for a while, Pac relaxes. He's done it before, Mike's done it before - he's pretty sure everyone on the island has, even if not to the point of fainting. Maybe not Etoiles - he has to be so much more careful about his blood sugar than the rest of them - but Etoiles would know how it feels none the less.

"Sorry," Forever quirks half a smile around the toast. "I must look an absolute dumbass."

"It's okay, we've all done it," Pac tilts his head a bit as he smiles back. "Mike and I have picked each other off the floor so often."

"You do," Mike confirms, taking back the cup. "I'm dumping your paperwork on Cellbit, and you're having a nap."

"Cellbit doesn't sleep either," Forever points out.

"But he's Roier's problem, not mine," Mike stands, offering Forever an arm.

It takes a little effort, but they get Forever on his feet. The query about his bed makes Mike, once again, protectively angry. Pac... declines from mentioning his own lack of one, but then he usually shares with Mike so perhaps its not so much a problem.

Pac grabs the tray, plate, and cup, ready to drop them if his hands are needed but not expecting it.

They end up setting up a bed in the corner of his sitting room - Pac has no doubt it will disappear soon enough - and sitting Forever down on it.

"Guys, I'm fine," Forever says, and he genuinely does sound better now.

Pac isn't sure, though, and Mike feels even less believing of the words.

"Nap while we make you dinner?" Pac suggests.

Forever looks between them, goes to argue, then sighs and lies down.

Pac actually looks at Mike this time, and the look is returned - Forever is definitely not okay.

I'll cook and you stay with him? Pac thinks at the other half of his soul.

Mike nods to the suggestion, and perches on the back of the couch. Pac nods back, and vanishes off towards the kitchen.

#qsmp fanfic #qsmp mike #qsmp pac #qsmp tazercraft #qsmp forever #whumpcember2023 #prompt: fainting #hah I wrote this one in advance and scheduled it woop! #now I just need to remember I did that so I ao3 it later... #platonic soulmates due to experiment fuck up as teens tazercraft my beloved #accidentally fused their souls and now telepathy #man forever is getting the short stick atm huh #poor guy #eh he'll probably suffer more later too #he's apparently the current chew toy #probably because pac and phil would both fuss over him #wanna write more from the guy suffering's PoV soon #we'll see what I get to #and what inspires what #hope you enjoyed! see you sometime! #forever's behaviour after fainting is based on a combo of my own #and the one time my GM didn't eat /and/ had a head massage and passed out at the table #mine aren't usually food related though it was once #did consider forever's PoV but frankly when I faint my perception gets so fucky it wouldn't be much fun