#he will scream with no sweets

[fiveapocalypse]

Five: I want candy…

Allison: you have a cavity

Five: Shut up

Lila: someone’s cranky without their sweets

Five: I will suffocate you in your sleep with your pillow

Diego: how about you take a nap?

Five: how about you run into your own shitty knives!

Viktor: can we please give him a marshmallow, he’s been insulting and threatening everyone since he woke up

Allison: he told us not to give him candy no matter how violent he gets

Five, flopping down on the floor and starting to scream:

Klaus: did he tell what to do when he starts crying and screaming

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #five hargreeves centric #five hargreeves the boy #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves headcanons #he likes sweets #he will scream with no sweets

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: babies!!!! you’re also referred to as “ma” once

okay but like,,,,,first time dad Bakugou giving his baby their first bath after coming home!!! you’re fluttering around the kitchen, trying to make sure you have your daughters towel ready, her baby safe soap, a tiny washcloth, that her teeny tiny pajamas are in the dryer.

it’s only when you take a second to ask Bakugou something do you finally just—pause. your gaze instantly softens, a lovesick smile inching on your face as you watch your big buff pro hero husband hunch over the kitchen sink.

your daughter is resting in the baby bath seat, lilac colored and reclined back. she squirms when Bakugou lets the warm water run over her naked, fat little belly. her face scrunches at the new sensation, fists balling up against her chest. he coos at her, gentle,

“I know, ya little princess. Feels weird on ya, doesn’t it?” he asks her, voice so small under the running water. he cups his hand, holds a handful of water, tilts her fat cheek up to let it slide in her neck rolls that always smell like milk. she whines at that, sniffles and hiccups before she cries. you go to take a step forward, to console her, but Bakugou is so patient.

“It’s alright,” he kisses her tears away. “Daddy’s just tryna help you.” he runs the water all over her body, and paired with his softly spoken words, does she finally quiet after a few seconds. her little body trembles with the aftermath, pouty lips puffy and he can’t help but smooth his hand over the softness of her face.

“Yer a crybaby, just like your ma.” he whispers to her, grinning when that breaks you out of your stupor to smack him on the shoulder. you both laugh at that, and you finally feel the peace that is your little family. you lean against Bakugou’s shoulder, pressing a kiss to his jaw before looking at your daughter again.

“You’re gonna be a great dad,” you mumble into his skin. he doesn’t say anything, but you can feel his shuddering breath, and the calmness that blankets the rest of your house.

#ugly crying on the r floor #I thought about this earlier and forgot and then remembered again #and I was soooo happy bc I love this thought #first time baby baths were a nightmare with my niece LOL #she was colicky and hated everything so what was supposed to be a cute n sweet moment #was just her screaming to the tops of her lungs lol #but I believe bkg has a very well tempered first child which makes him want more #then the second one is HIM all over again and he’s like. thanks I’m good no more for me pls AKSJDKD #okay bye I’m gonna catch up on the dash 🏃🏽‍♂️ #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #dad bkg

[faintedloves]

#I AM ASCENDING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING #HOW DOES HE DO THIS TO ME EVERY SINGLE TIME #hozier #unheard #too sweet #fare well #empire now #wildflower and barley #♡

[hahnsplatinum]

I know everyone is feral for that sweet, sweet unrequited love angst between sidon and link with the introduction of yona in totk but please consider

Link is quietly devastated but trying to be supportive, while sidon is utterly confused by his suddenly off mood… because sidon has been under the impression he was already one of links many romantic partners in a non-exclusive polycule situation.

Cue a series of misunderstandings a la buddy-comedy, where sidon finds out that other cultures do not have the same “clothing as means of proposal” traditions, so link’s wildly diverse outfits from across hyrule were not, in fact, indication of him having an array of lovers. (Yona, who is totally fine with the open nature of political marriages, realized there had been some sort of miscommunication almost immediately. She absolutely has to finally arrange for them to talk because hylia bless them those idiots were not going to figure it out on their own)

#sidon-screaming crying wailing when he realized the how he must have slighted link: HE HATES ME #yona-gently patting her 10ft husband: honey dear sweet heart PLEASE just go talk to him #botw #totk #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidon #tloz #sidlink #hahns speaks

[shady-kittys]

Okay but like the whole blending herself together with the Winter King just makes so much sense, she's only the madness of the crown.

She doesn't feel whole because it's only madness without its maker. The only thing she is missing is the wearer, the supposed to be bearer of the curse.

Like if I were the madness that laid within the crown I would also go to any measure to be reunited with my wearer. If dating and marriage is refused I too would just decide to blend myself with my user. I wouldn't be whole, I'm just the curse without the body I'm meant to be in. Blended we are right, apart we are just wrong.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #candy queen #winter king #i too would blend myself with my wearer if he refused to be with me #get blended bitch #also being baked into a sweet just sounds great tbh #this is so much more attention #than i am use too on a single post #im use to screaming into the void #aka twitter

[thnks--fr-th-vnm]

i'm thinking about them

i dont care that it's not an accurate costume... ITS GREAT. IDGAF

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #my chem gerard #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #the black parade #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #three cheers for sweet revenge #danger days #my chemical gerard #mcr gerard #joan of arc gerard #i am screaming #why is he so pretty

[moominpopzz]

ANYWAYS Deadwood to me’s literally just one of those creepy ass old southern hunting towns… so here’s some things I think Wiwi Wisp does based offa that

• William Wisp knows about 4 ways to skin a deer and even more how to gut one

• He saw the shotgun in s2 and all those days when they were younger and David would take him out and shoot cans and bottles to pass time came flying back to him like it was trying to attack him, THATS truly how he knows how to use that thing

•He sees lone crying children and while trying to calm them down to find out what’s wrong calls them Sugar and Darlin and Dear and Bubba

•William Wisp who says only Ma or Mama and who probably called his dad daddy til he was like 14

•He refuses to talk when he gets too mad because his accent starts slipping out and it embarrasses him

•He has a secret country playlist buried with all his other music [It has a fake out title so if anyone sees it they don’t think ab it]

•He DEFINITELY passive aggressively says “God bless you” when he’s pissed at people

•He constantly slips up and says little country sayings that he then has to explain to the others

•He only drinks tea that’s so sweet it almost made Vyncent throw up at one point.

•He says hes “Sick as a dog” when not feeling good [<- edit add on]

#this is purely projection #the few comments ab Janet Wisp and hearing Will call her ma grabbed me by the throat and made me drag him into the depths of hell with me #also just found out Charlie’s from Virginia #starts screaming nonstop #<- a Virginian #I think he does the God bless you one so much the others started picking it up #Dakota thought he was being sweet when he first said it to him #jrwi headcanon #jrwi pd #headcanons #jrwi #william wisp #jrwi william #moomins yapping<3 #southern William wisp

[japhers]

Hi, don't know if you remember but a good while ago I asked for persmission to make Hector as a doll, well he's finally done and I wanted to show you ^^ I'm not sure if links work but here's my instagram if you want to see other pictures : instagram.com/poulpe_en_ciel/

He was challenging but quite satisfing to make, I hope I did him justice! Have a nice day :)

WAIT I'M SCREAMING I- HOW ARE THESE DETAILS SO DELICATE AND STUNNING AND!!!! HOW D. H

#DISINTEGRATING ON THE SPOT HE IS REAL!!!!! MY BOY IS REAL #THE FILIGREE ON THE COAT AND TH #I'M GONNA CRY #I CAN'T STOP STARING #inspiring #gift art #oc stuff #WOW JUST BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP... having sweet dreams about him tonite... #honestly thank you so much for this it's so lovely ;___; #Y'ALL THE INNER COAT IS BACKLESS ON THIS DESIGN AND THE ARTIST MANAGED TO CAPTURE THAT I'M SCREAMING

[schmidtsbimbo]

★Peeta Mellark Headcanons★

𖦹 Warnings: Mentions of the orange peel theory so maybe look it up if you don’t know what that is, nothing else this man could do no wrong

⋆｡°‧Requests are open! Comments and reblogs are welcome and appreciated♡

―୨୧⋆ ˚A/N: this is incredibly short but i had to get it out of my system i miss peeta its been rotting my brain, also i promise I’ll get to my requests eventually :p

This has not been proofread ^_^

Peeta who can’t keep his hands off you. Not necessarily in a sexual manner, he’s just simply yearning for your reassurance and the comfort of your presence. Weather it’s locking pinkies together while you walk alongside each other or simply playing with your hair while you sleep

Peeta who would do absolutely anything for you. That orange peeling trend on tiktok is kinda what made me want to write this because omg??? He heard you complain once about how sticky your hands get when you peel them and he hasn’t let you peel yourself one since. That man would run into a house fire just to get you that orange. He’d plant his own orange tree, tending and caring for it just for you if he could

Peeta who never comes home without brining you some kind of gift. If he’s in town and finds a small trinket he thinks you’ll like, you bet he’s getting it for you. Picking flowers on his way home simply because they’re your favorite color and picking up a small rock because it was kinda shaped like a heart, anything he thought you’d like he’d get for you in a heartbeat

Peeta who enjoys your presence no matter what you’re doing together. You could be quietly reading a book and he’d lay on the opposite side of the bed just admiring you as your eyes are glued to the page. Completely oblivious to his gaze on you, his eyes reflecting appreciation and fondness with every lingering look

Peeta who loves seeing you in his clothes. He’s coming home after working on the garden you guys started together and can’t help but just beam at the sight of you cooking in one of his t-shirts. You’d wake up missing him a bit more than usual that morning and start looking for anything of his, smiling fondly at his familiar scent as you slip on his t-shirt and begin your day

Peeta who always brings you back a small treat from the bakery, weather it’s your favorite bread or a cupcake decorated especially for you with small hearts and smiley faces, he always makes sure to never come home empty handed

#i miss him so much omg #peeta… come home #peeta my beloved #screaming crying and throwing up he’s so sweet #josh hutcherson #peeta mellark #peeta mellark fanfic #peeta mellark headcanons #peeta mellark x reader #peeta mellark x you #the hunger games peeta #thg peeta #the hunger games #peeta x reader #peeta mellark x fem!reader #peeta mellark fluff #peeta mellark x y/n #Rosie writes ―୨୧

[nadja-antipaxos]

Bruce Springsteen on a boat in Amsterdam || May 2023

Photographer Rob DeMartin

#he’s so cute I’m screaming #bruce softsteen #bruce springsteen #he’s so sweet #don’t that man look pretty #cool rocking zaddy

[arty-tardigrade]

Max vs. Daniel! Who would win: a psychopathic cultist with a knife or a ten year old?

(Spoiler, it's the ten year old.)

#camp camp #cc max #cc daniel #camp camp fanart #the smol angery floof #you cannot convince me that Max would not dominate in this showdown #like he would not even be scared #just offended that Daniel would even dare #also welcome to yet another horribly large file because I cannot merge layers #this one ended up taking up 1.9 GB of RAM uh it's probably fine though right #my laptop's fan screaming for the sweet release of death is unrelated #seriously though I do have a problem and my laptop overheated like five times making this #Me: I'm an artist! art art art! #my laptop: *cough* m e r c y #Me: y'all hear something?

[ruinme-please]

Veefcake 2.0

#damn that tummy #respectfully #voob strap still screaming for help #sweet lord he’s gorgeous #vessel #sleep token

[bachirasbodyguard]

#i did it! I boiled kiis down to its bare essentials! #i need kaiser to cry over Isagi because then he’ll actually have screamed cried thrown up over him #i saw this tumble post and IMMEDIATELY thought about them #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #whenever i want a panel of isagi smiling i always go back to this one in ch 9 where he's talking to kuni..... he's so sweet here #liddle baby #mine

[drowningparty]

the world of difference b/w arthur stans who want to swaddle him in blankets and make him hot cocoa and arthur stans who want to put him in a saw trap

#sorry but his screams are sweet music etc etc #also: the more he suffers the more likely he is to snap and the best moments in the series are when that happens so consider that #before you free him from my traps #arthur lester #malevolent

[snowycorpse]

someone on facebook got a video of it omg guys

#matthew lillard #scream #horrorhound #wholesome #actors #scream 1996 #stu macher #tim laflour #stu macher x reader #ghostface #fnaf movie #william afton #scooby doo #shaggy #shaggy rogers #yn moment #sweet #cute #hes my beloved

[evelynpr]

WAKE UP XIAOTHER AND XIAOLUMI FANS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE FOR THIS. HE IS DOWN BADDDD

#LIKE BAD BAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT #BROOOOOOOOOOOO #I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY SHIT #HE KEEP DREAMING ABT TRAVELER AND THEYRE ALL SWEET DREAMS NO FUCKING WAYYYY #Biggest Xiao x Traveler shipper competition #and the winner is fucking Hoyoverse #i am WINNING AHAAHHAHSHXJSSMKS #xiao #xiaoether #xiaother #xiaolumi #genshin #genshin impact #evelynpr genshin