#he wants his chocolate

[sally372]

Kunikida: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. 

Dazai:

Dazai: I said I was sorry for eating your chocolate

#bsd #bsd kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd incorrect quotes #kunikidazai #kunizai #dazkun #poor kunikida #he wants his chocolate #how could you dazai

[huanghying]

Modern AU where Zoro is the barista and gets tortured by customer service

#hui art #hui op art #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #sanji #one piece sanji #zosan #inspired by irl events lmao #my partner had a barista with a scar over the left eye and he had asked him if he wanted ice in his hot chocolate #thinking of you one eyed man #one piece #opfanart

[gunsatthaphan]

baby wants, baby gets 💁🏻‍♂️

#only friends #only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ep7 #ofts #firstkhao #sanray #sand x ray #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #i totally get sand because i too would give this boy anything he wants #one look at his cute face and I would melt like chocolate #i already do

[vecnuthy]

Slingin' 🍦⚓️

second entry for @steddiemicrofic pool | wc: 442 | rated: G | cw: a little suggestive at the end

It was the hottest day of the year yet. Mall culture drew the masses, and the masses had flooded Scoops, which was currently manned by only Robin Buckley and Steve Harrington.

The space? Packed.

The line? Through the door.

The sticky ice cream residue smeared across their uniforms caught on their forearms, snagging at their skin as they worked up a sweat in the ice cream shop. They didn't have time to clear tables, clean up spills, or take out the trash, let alone deal with the typical bullshit banter that customers threw at them.

"We're out of peppermint stick."

"How? That's literally your least popular flavor."

It took everything in Robin to just smile flatly. Steve, however, couldn't hold back his exasperation as he threw his head back with an eye roll, pushed through the door to the back, then re-emerged with a challengingly deadpanned, "We're out."

He's pretty sure their ordering a USS Butterscotch was petty revenge. Whatever. It was only the seventh banana split he'd had to assemble in the last hour. His eye didn't twitch or anything.

After that, he and Robin swapped out. Figured it was time, since Steve had been scooping ice cream for so long. No other reason.

"Captain," the next customer greeted with a smirk.

Steve couldn't help but smile.

"What can I get you, sailor?"

"Oh, 'sailor' today," the customer said. Steve shot an amused look of warning. "I see."

Steve took in their appearance — deeply sleeveless band tee, flushed skin, sparkling brown eyes, curly hair in a low bun — as they mulled over options.

"Scoop of chocolate in a cup with a waffle sail, please," they smirked, placing a bill in Steve's open hand.

"You could've just gotten a cone," Steve replied, gathering change.

"Not the same, big boy."

Steve's lips curled up into a smile as he grabbed a spoon, stuck it in the scoop next to the artfully-placed wedge (nice, Robin), and handed the cup to Eddie.

"Aww, no baby spoon?"

"We're out." Steve glanced at his lips.

Eddie's eyes shifted to peer over Steve's shoulder to the well-stocked container.

"I'll eat it too fast."

"Aww," Steve gave a faux sympathetic pout. "Guess you'll have to get another scoop."

Eddie hummed then raised the cup in thanks with, "Birdie."

Robin saluted, and Eddie settled into a seat with a full view of Steve at the counter.

Through the hustle, Steve couldn't help but look over and take in Eddie slowly eating a big spoonful of ice cream. How his lips contoured the lump of chocolate. With full eye contact.

Steve overshot a cup, making strawberry milkshake pool onto his shoes.

#steddiemicroficjuly #it's a mess of his own making in more ways than one. steve knew what he was doing. #steddie #steddie fic #steddie microfic #reblog with your fav milkshake and/or ice cream flavor if you want! mine are strawberry and chocolate respectively #scoops ahoy

[pink-tk-a-latte]

I love the “cold guy is actually a huge softie on the inside" trope, not in the “omg he’s giving me his jacket while refusing to make eye contact with me aww he really does care” way but in the “holy crap he brainwashed the entire planet to get me out of trouble and none of us noticed wth” way

#yes ​this is about saiki k lmao #prepare for my live py reactions #saiki and his mental gymnastics to prove that he doesn’t care despite all his silent acts of kindness #yes he’s a jerk and also goes to great lengths to avoid his friends but come on man #we all know you’re just a tsundere /hj #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki k #kusuo saiki #the friendship moments in this show make me want slam my heart against a desk #py’s frozen hot chocolate

[xysidhe]

On the topic of Regulus' patronus, since I won't let this die until I see it in a fic even if I have to write it myself.

Regulus: Why can't I get this bloody charm to work

Remus: Happy thoughts, Reg. Happy thoughts.

Regulus: What part of my upbringing gave you the illusion I have those?

Remus: Happy. Thoughts

Peter: Think like that fairy! Tonker Bells!

Remus: Tinker Bell. Purebloods.

Regulus: Could you two stop arguing over muggle cartoons so I can focus!

Regulus: Expecto Patronum!

Sirius: Bloody hell Reggie, is that a lion?

Regulus: Oh.

James: Oh.

Remus: He's beautiful Reg, what are you going to name him?

Regulus: Helios

Sirius: You're going to name your patronus after the sun?

Regulus: It keeps to the family theme doesn't it?

Sirius: Mother would have a fit. Looks like both her sons are more Gryffindor than Black. This is bloody brilliant! Told you Reggie, you should've been sorted into Gryffindor!

James: I think his patronus is perfect for him.

Regulus: I think so too.

#just imagine its an AU where Regulus ran away with Sirius to the Potters #Regulus likes to hang out with the Maraduers in the Gryffindor Common Room #James was trying not to cry after he saw the patronus #James did in fact cry after he heard the name #James remembered all the times Regulus called him 'my sun' and 'sunshin' and he KNEW #they havent said I love you yet but this was somehow even more profound #Remus is just eaying his chocolate amused by Regulus and James being idiots in love #remus knew they were in love and thats why he convinced Regulus to practice the Patronus in the common room #Sirius isnt actually unaware of the secret romance between his best friend and brother but he has a bet going with Peter #they want to see who will confess to him firsr #itll be James #while drunk #jegulus #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #regulus deserved better #regulus x james #regulus arcturus black #james deserved better #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #starchaser

[tornado1992]

Little almost starved to death baby Tails panicking the first time Sonic took him to a food buffet because he over ate and thought he was gonna die cause he never felt so full in his life, little baby boy thought he was gonna explode.

#miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they’re brothers your honor #please he just a baby #baby tails #baby miles tails prower #imagine just how excited sonic must have been saving up enough money so they can eat whatever they want for a day #and then trying to convince tails that he didn’t need to ration his food he could have as much mint chocolate ice cream as he wanted #and THEN tails thinks he’s gonna die because his tummy never hurt like this before #he knows about tummy aches but this was different #he just a lil guy #poor sonic trying to convince his bro he won’t explode

[inkz123]

He heated themmmmm aaaaa

#doodles #horror sans #he will always share his food #my sona art #the cookies are prolly crunchier when not warm #and soft or chewy when warmed #hnnnn i want chocolate chip walnut cookies so bad rn😩😩😩 #and a tall glass of cold milkkkk

[cerise-on-top]

Easter with König

It's another holiday, which means I'm going to make my favorite fictional Austrian go through the holidays as well. First was Fasching, now it's Easter! If I have to celebrate it, then so does König, except he gets to have a better time doing it!

I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d meet his family during Easter. It’s a tradition of his to go to his parents’ home during that time for a visit and a chat, he only sees them maybe twice a year, so he can appreciate having a small get together with them. He normally gets along well with his parents, but he’s lost most of the contact he had with them ever since he hit his mid 20’s, but he does look forward to seeing them. Naturally, he’d take you along for the ride, regardless of whether you actually know German or not. He can play interpreter for you, it’s not a problem for him. But if you know German already? All the better, that way his parents and you can just talk to each other with no problems. He does hope that you’ll get along with them, they did play an important part in his life when he was younger.

König genuinely hopes that you will like the traditional Osterjause*, though. He’s loved Easter for that reason, and for the freshly baked lambs, but mostly for the best Brettljause*. In fact, he’s probably called his mother two weeks before his visit to let her know what kind of meat and sausages to get for him and you as well so that there shall be plenty to go around. If you’re not from around, then you likely don’t know what a “Gsöchts”* or “Schweinsbratn”* is, but he will assure you that it’s something delicious. König could rave on and on about that one farmer’s “Hauswiaschtl”. In fact, if he can, he’d love to go to the farmer’s market on Friday with you just so he can get you something to eat. Not above grabbing some Bauernbrot* and Krenn* either while he’s at it. Mans needs his Krenn when eating his Osterjause. Although it will have been a while since he’s seen everyone, he will introduce you to all the farmers there since he knows a good chunk of them growing up.

Naturally, he’ll be drinking a few beers here and there as well. He’s Austrian, it’s in his blood. Will have you try everything off the plate, from the Nuss* to the low-fat Karree*. Loves having you with him and will actively try to involve you in any conversation there may be so that you get to talk as well. Again, it might be a bit awkward if you don’t know any German, especially since he’s not the most reliable translator, but you’ll get by somehow. His parents have been curious about you for a while now anyway and have been wanting to meet you.

Although he claims to be far too old for that sort of thing, he wouldn’t mind looking for an “Osterkerberl”* with you. It’s a nice tradition that he used to love as a child and he wants you to experience Austrian Easter with him, so he likely asked his mother to hide one for you somewhere around the yard so you can go find it. She won’t give you any clues as to where it could be found. It’s childish, but it’s a lot of fun. In fact, if König were to ask her to prepare a Kerberl* for you, then chances are she prepared one for him as well, for old time’s sake. And then the both of you, two fully grown adults, will run around the yard, looking for the basket. Once you found it, you had to admit it was rather cute, filled with a few hand painted eggs, some colorful chocolate, a baked lamb and some crafted chicks and bunnies. Clearly, his mother put in a lot of thought into what goes into such a small basket. In fact, even the “grass” was made of edible paper, it seemed.

König would feel somewhat stupid, looking for a basket of all things during Easter, but it did remind him of his childhood, so he wouldn’t outwardly complain. Besides, you walking up to him, all happy with your little basket, does something to him. The sight was just too adorable, so he’d likely ask you, the master sleuth, to assist him in his hunt. Once you’ve both found them, you’d return back to his parents’ apartment and continue just chatting while occasionally eating a bit of the Jause*.

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Osterjause - Food that’s been prepared for Easter. It usually consists of meat, sausage, cheese, tomatoes and horseradish.

Brettljause - Same as Osterjause except it can be eaten at any point during the year.

Gsöchts - Geselchtes - Salted and smoked meat.

Schweinsbratn - Schweinebraten - Specifically prepared roast pork, eaten cold in this context.

Hauswiaschtl - Hauswürstel - A hard sausage.

Bauernbrot - A special type of bread.

Krenn - Horseradish.

Nuss, Karree - Types of meat

Osterkerberl - Osterkörbchen - Easter basket, a basket filled with easter themed food. Sometimes has a gift in it as well, mostly for children.

Kerberl - Körbchen - A basket

Jause - In this context it refers to the Osterjause.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I wrote this a week prior to posting it and just put it in my queue #I am not back just yet I just wanted to post something for another big day for König #I think he wouldn't drink as much during Easter. maybe three beers at most #also he gets along well with his family because I said so. I want the big guy to be happy his childhood was rough enough as it was #I sort of miss looking for the baskets in all honesty. that was always so much fun #it's a shame that I'm too old for that sort of thing these days. I also want a chocolate bunny in a colorful basket!! #if König was real I'd drag him around like a doll to all the places I don't wanna go to alone. and that includes seeing my family #we'd just sit in the other room and play UNO together until we get to leave because we don't wanna talk to anyone #König is good because I get to imagine what it would be like to go literally anywhere here with him #if I had cared about Call of Duty during my high school years I likely would have thought about attending my graduation with him as well #König comforts me in that way. at least I'm not alone in wanting nothing to do with other people while being forced to socialise every time

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Fred shakin' like a bowl of Jell-O™

#my ass wants to see him in a belly dance skirt-scarf soooo fucking bad #like all I hear in my head as I see him jiggle-jiggle is Shakira's “Le-do-lo-le-lo-le Le-do-lo-le-lo-le” #I just love watching Fred dance. Nothing like it to get me in a good mood ya know? #What if I sat on his lap while he shook like that? What a fucking ride that would be. #Fred Durst #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Freddy D #The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst #On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday #down the rabbit hole

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

do you think eddie called and asked his mom for advice about what to get patricia for their first date?

#the flowers!!! and the chocolate!!! #he is so cute i want to pinch his cheeks #he likes her so much 🥹 #house of anubis #eddie miller #patricia williamson

[best-enemies]

Got to season 7 on my CSI rewatch and I need to talk about the final scene in s07e11, where Grissom is saying goodbye to Sara before leaving to go on his sabbatical. I mean, look at him. Look at what he does with his hands. *Agressively* Look at himmmmm. He's just a little puppy in love. And he does this right before whispering, "I'll miss you". I'm afraid I'm not gonna make it y'all

#sadly he whispered the last line so quiet and gently the captions didn't catch it but i'm glad i did #he's SO FUCKING SWEET #can't believe i'm bawling my eyes out over a middle aged man doing cute kawaii hand thingy #i wanna marry him so bad #like i wanna put a ring on his finger and i want to have meals with him and do house chores with him #and watch tv on the couch with him until we both fall asleep but i wake up and put a blanket over him #i want to make him hot chocolate #i want to listen to him talk about bugs even though most of them gross me out #i will literally DIE if i don't marry gil grissom #“oh but he's fictional” LIKE THAT WILL STOP ME #i will be thinking about this scene for the rest of my life #how sara didn't drop everything and made out with him right then and there is beyond me #i mean they could've closed the door right. ever heard of making out at work? fuck the rules #you're already breaking one by dating in the first place #csi #gsr #please someone talk to me about the hand thingy please it's been hours i have not recovered

[thomas-mvller]

Sven Ulreich's life saving last minute save because Put! Some! Respect! On! Sven's! Name! 👏

#remember when matthijs saved our asses and yann promised him a truckload of swiss chocolate? #I thiiiiiiiink choupo owes his life to sven now #sven ulreich #fc bayern #bayern munich #football #yep: I made this #everyone loves to compare keepers to neuer and that's so bold to me #because neuer is mr do it all like he could be a striker if he wanted to #but sven just wants to be a keeper. not a defender let alone midfield #he's doing his job and he's doing his best so!!!!!!!!!!!

[charmixpower]

got any future plans for adding to the child Valtor au, because the more i think about the more i wonder about how his age changes the way he interacts with the characters and vice versa

I cannot tell you how much I've been thinking about child Valtor ever since I made that post

You what a bunch of hcs??? You get a bunch of hcs!!!

Like Winx says that Valtor was made by the ancestral witches, he wasn't born, and he actively trashes against the control the ancestral witches have on him and they straight up help Bloom kill him for the kicks?? And it's like, just there? I love it but it's so easy to kill off Valtor bc he has control over his actions and he's an adult and you don't get to sit with these uncomfortable implications due to that. The tragedy has already happened, it's passed, you don't have to look at it. You know??? Not anymore, we all hurt forever

Can you imagine being Daphne??? Seeing Valtor hiding behind Belladonna's leg, this child. Can't be older than 11. Fighting your fellow Nymph's, and you can't even think about that, pay attention to that, because you need to fight Belladonna and protect your planet. This wasn't a priority, that child those evil women created wasn't a priority. How would you ever recover??

The company of light is made up of educators, people who dedicated their life to children. A stutter, a small child's eyes winding in panic. None of them could follow though. It was safer to kill him, he was made, he doesn't have a soul, it was the right option. They send him to the Omega dimension instead

He wakes up from the ice to see Belladonna's cold eyes staring back at him. She doesn't look the exact same but he knows that smile and he knows those eyes. He'd recognize his mother anywhere. He does what he's told for new Belladonna too, not that he knows why. Icy has plans, plans he's supposed to help out with

He clings to Bloom. Her magic feels like his, she's the only person who could begin to understand how he feels. She was chosen too, right? She gets it doesn't she? How could she not. He just wants someone, anyone to understand him, to help him. He couldn't tell you what he wants help with. The Ancestral Witches say he's loyal to them, and he's never been able to disagree with them before

He doesn't like the winx, he's never shared in his life and is loathed to start now. He plays tricks and schemes and never kills them. He mains, he disables, he distracts. This is fun. He's never had a true enemy, rival. The company of light wanted to defeat his mother's, these are his fights. It's fun, he wants to keep them

(You ever think about the amount of times Valtor could of straight up killed the winx or put his mark on them and he just kinda doesn't and then gives their romantic rivals a love potion??? Bc I do. That was weird and the entire reason this au exists. Like Valtor basically made the perfect opportunities for the winx to get their Enchantix by never directly trying to kill them. It's almost funny)

Valtor is completely incapable of free will but he does experience desires and he has the ability to think for himself. One of the winx asks him why he's doing all of this and he literally can't answer, he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to be here, but he does? That's why he's doing it, right? And the girlies get a front row seat to a child gaslighting themselves to cope with their inability to control their own actions

He wants to be powerful! The most powerful person in the dimension! Then he could do whatever he wants! Then he would be free! At least that's what he tells himself (he knows it's not true, but children are allowed to have their fantasies)

They could extinguish kill. He barely came up to Bloom's chest, and they could just extinguish him. If Bloom pulled at the fire element in his body and Aisha the water they could pull him apart. Making a soul sounded impossible and has never been done before but that's the only way to release the Ancestral Witches control on Valtor, so they'll do it

#post s3 Valtor is adopted by light rock and Bloom is his sister. hes just this insane kid they all take turns babysitting #yes that Valtor‚ the wizard of magic‚ the Ancestral Witche's most powerful weapon. his favorite flavor of icecream is mint chocolate chip. #ive only had one type of ice cream i can stomach if you think my ice cream assessment was wrong im sorry but do you get the vibe??? #adult Riven who works at Rf lecturing the class while a world class war monger works on fractions at his desk with a slurpee #i can go more into my post s3 thoughts for him if you want. its just him being a kid™ #rus chatters #asks #winx Valtor #child!valtor #winx club #winx headcanons

[josephquinncurl]

One of my favorite things about Joseph is that he looks and seems so normal in the best way possible, I hate how filtered, airbrushed, photoshopped and altered people and shows look now. And he seems like just a guy who loves his job, worked so hard for it and blew up naturally. Idk how to explain everything about him feels very comforting and natural.

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #eddie munson #eddie munson stranger things #chocolate button eyes #stranger things 4 #i dont even know what im saying #I just really really like him #Joseph>>>> eddie btw #I just want to be his friend and hang out #i hope hes happy whatever hes doing now #and please remember to not post and share pics of him that are obviously taken without his permission

[wizardouscriminal]

sometimes i'll question my gender but then i'll see a picture of christian borle. and never, in my entire life, have i or will i ever be so attracted to a man, but also want to be him at the same time.

#autism #trans #trans man #christian borle #legally blonde #falsettos #charlie and the chocolate factory #something rotten #musicals #this man is so fucking pretty but also so talented and he seems so sweet i just want to hug him and sob in his arms...