#he listened to dad for once

[masonhasbean]

OKAY SO- @living404 put ponytail Emizel in my head. The propaganda worked, congrats my friend. THAT BEING SAID! May i present to you: Emizel putting his hair in a bun for Elysium.

I will never draw him with his canon hairstyle ever again >:(

(In all siriousness though, go check out Oliver's art, he is SO incredibly talented and his style is to DIE FOR!!!)

#EMIZEL TUCKER MY BELOVED #Arthur made him put up his hair for the party #he listened to dad for once #pheasant feathers in the bun RAAAAAAAAAAHHHH #jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi fanart #the suckening #the suckening fanart #jrwi the suckening #emizel tucker #shilo bathory #jrwi emizel #jrwi shilo

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs #irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels #fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage #for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF #tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian! #may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU #I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT #NOT TO YOU #tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall) #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012 #btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly #one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :( #peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs #nothing was ever the same #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #see announcements

[batbrainrot]

one of my favorite hc is that whenever jason has control of the aux in the batmobile and he's feeling a lil mischievous, he'll play songs with very specific lyrics just to emotionally torment bruce. one of these songs is definitely should've been me by mitski.

#once he played ptolemaea by ethel cain and bruce almost had a heart attack #jk we all know jason has major ptsd and would probably spiral if he ever heard that one #but the scenario of him just casually watching bruce's reaction with a shit eating grin on his face is just hilarious to me #also he probably only listens to dad rock/metal or classical music. no in between. #but still #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne

[musashi]

Did Mia and Miles ever interact much? What was their relationship like (if any)?

they took each other's trial virginities actually

miles called her a bimbo. in court. then the defendant killed himself in front of them. so it was kind of a weird day

#wendy answers #raichukaiju #miles is an annoying brat in this case and mia hates his guts fsdjlkgdgd #after that the biggest thing that happens is miles runs the trial for HER murder #and the anime has some shots of him. very clearly recognizing her #OH also mia's mom channelled his dad once and good ol greg committed ghost perjury (maybe) (we dont know) #everyone is connected in AA its so insane lol #mia mostly just thinks he's an annoying kid. and probably got sick of listening to phoenix pine over him the whole time she was mentoring

[c-kiddo]

sorry, we cant listen to an assortment of 2-5 minute songs in the car like usual, we have to listen to this 44 minute long autobiographical song ive been listening to almost exclusively for the past week

#kiddo say #warning to my dad #watch out or youre learning about phil elverums whole life #part when hes like 'i checked [email protected] like once a week' goes hard idk what else 2 say #and th 'iiiii took my shirt off in th yard' bit. that makes me go crazy. i feel like a marv*l fan when a guy shows up in th end credits #(because. for everyone reading who hasnt listened. its a quote of a lyric from his 2001 titular track of th album The glow pt 2)

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

language learning revelation i had

#me understanding 5 words in a 20 minute podcast episode: :D :D :D :D #me understanding enough of a podcast episode to be super aware of every word i dont know: :( :( :( :( :( #this is why the b1-b2 plateau is a thing #youre like in the 25-75% range there i think #which is THE MOST ANNOYING #with french i think ive just passed 75 so its fun again #im at like 80 i think #with arabic im at like 1 so its suuuper fun #it's avictory if i can figure out the TOPIC of ap odcast episode #bc like i cant read the titles fhkjghjgkhg #with french i could at least tell the topic from the title but i cant read the titles #so when i figure out what theyre talking about it's like holy shit #and i get like 20 minutes to try and do that #tunisian ones are fun bc they put in a lot of french words #so those are fairly easy to figure out #but also means i catch more and im doing 2 langauges at once so it doesnt take away from the fun #i explained to my dad yesterday my method of just listening to podcasts and trying to understand Anything. ANything At All #and he was like you have a lot of patience #but honestly i think it's the best way to learn #when you really want to know what something is saying and you have no other way to find out but to listen or read it #and like. figure it out #its my favourite way #and at the end the graph flattens out bc like it gets boring again right #this is why we start learning new languages when we plateau #bc we miss the fun

[capitalisticveins]

We need Angel and Michael LORE

What was their relationship like? Why’d they break up? Did they break up on nasty terms? Is the cat okay? Is Michael ever going to be relevant again? IS MICHAEL GOING TO BE AT THE WEDDING? Does Angel hate Michael or is he a “oh he’s okay” ex? QUESTIONS, PEOPLE!

#HES ONLY BEEN MENTIONED IN THE JEALOUS ERIK VIDEO #CMON ANGEL BACKSTORY #SOMEONE SAID ANGEL FORGOT IT WAS FATHERS DAY ONCE SO THEIR NOT ON GOOD TERMS WITH THEIR DAD #SO LIKE #ANGEL LORE PLEASE???? #PLEASE???? #honestly backstory with any of the listeners is very much wanted #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted Michael #redacted Angel

[backroadboy]

okay, but writing this stanford fic is actually so much fun!

#cas is a late night radio show host #he doesn't know much about music and it's kinda annoying but dean enjoys the way jimmy (cas doesn't go by his real name) #can talk about anything and it calms him in a weird way #and one day dean decides to call the hotline cas does once a month to tell him that it's fucking infuriating how he ALWAYS gets the release #dates of albums wrong and how he thinks ABBA is a rock band (like what's wrong with the dude??) #and they start talking and it's easy and dean for the first time in a long time feels less alone #because yes his brother left and his dad is busy with his own revenge #but listening to cas' late night show calms him and lets him forget about the monsters and nightmares that are following wherever he goes #txt. #anyway i think this one could turn out really good!

[whumpacabra]

Session #15

Therapy, angst, past trauma, past dehumanization, implied past violence, bar fight mention, neonazi mention, referenced past character deaths, dubious psychology by fault of the author

[Follows Bared]

“It was fine until…until we got back to the house. It was late - everyone was asleep and we all went to our rooms and - ” East’s breathing shuddered. He wasn’t crying - not yet, an impressive 20 minutes into the session - but he was feeling the vice of terror squeeze his heart. “I just…I know he was an asshole, and he probably deserved it - or worse - but - I - I enjoyed it.”

“I probably would too; there’s catharsis in taking someone like that down a peg.” Judy hadn’t been critical of his parole violation - (he wasn’t actually on parole, he had to remind himself) - she was more interested in its aftermath. Which, for once, East wanted to talk about.

“It wasn’t just, as you said, taking him down a peg. It - it felt like before. When Smith would have me…y’know…” He trailed off, clearing his throat and reaching for a paper cup of water. Drinking helped him keep his voice. Judy nodded, brow knit in concern.

“Was it like a flashback, like you were feeling the way you did when he made you kill for him?”

“No - no, maybe?” East cringed, running his fingers through his hair. (It was getting long - he wasn’t sure he wanted a haircut. He wasn’t sure if he would like who he saw in the mirror after.) “It…felt safe - controlled?”

“Control I think is the right word. Smith never let you express yourself outside of when he made you kill for his entertainment. You were safe to do as you wished within the scope of his orders.”

(Except the one time he wasn’t. Except the one time he tried to be creative - to show mercy the only way he knew how - and oh, how that choice fucked him later.)

(…)

(Well, he was here, alive and free, wasn’t he?)

“I guess…yeah, the control part - controlling the situation, it felt good. But…” He bit the insider of his cheek, shame creeping up his throat. “The way he looked at me, at the end - I just - I know how that feels. And I don’t know how to feel about that.”

“Well, as much of a wanker as he is, that skinhead is still human. He still feels fear and pain and shame just like the rest of us.”

“That doesn’t mean - but he’s still a skinhead and, and I should feel good kicking the shit out of him, right? I just felt…dirty. The way he looked at me...”

East shuddered, remembering coming home that night, sitting in the dark quiet of the house. How quickly the ghosts came for him, how little sleep he stole away.

“Smith made me feel that way. And I made that piece of shit feel the same. I - I mean, like - I could have been that piece of shit, when Smith - y’know - and, and I just - I wonder if that was how Smith felt. When he hurt me. It felt good - being in control, knowing that punk was scared of me, wouldn’t look me in the eye. Wouldn’t fight back anymore.”

And that was the heart of it, wasn’t it? East wasn’t upset because he empathized with a pathetic dickhead he scared the daylights out of. He was upset because he empathized with Smith - the heady rush of power, the security of being feared.

“What was the goal of fighting him?”

“He…Alister wanted to be left alone and he wouldn’t leave. I needed to make him leave because nobody else would.”

“Did you want to kill him?”

“No - no, I only threw his knife after him to scare him.” The question startled East from his spiral. He didn’t kill. He didn’t have to kill anymore. He didn’t want to kill anymore. So he didn’t.

“Do you regret it?”

(Did he?)

“No…he was an asshole. He wasn’t going to leave without a fight, or Alister, or both.” East avoided eye contact, trying not to think about what would have happened if he wasn’t there. If all of Tierney’s 151 cm of fiery drunkeness was pit against someone as hateful and hungry for violence as that punk.

“You saw your friend was in trouble. You took control of the situation - not the person causing it. You created a situation where he chose to leave, and you let him leave.” Judy glanced up from her notes. “You are not Smith, East. You didn’t trap him there. Whatever hits you threw were precise and efficient; you could have kicked the shit out of him, beaten him to a bloody pulp, and to be quite honest I don’t think anyone in that bar would have had an issue with it.”

“But - ”

“East, you let him go when he wanted to leave. Would Smith have done that?”

(No. Never. Smith would have meted out a punishment. Nothing but immediate and complete surrender was good enough for Smith.)

“Still feel like shit about it.” He managed to mumbled, swallowing back tearful words.

“Smith was human too, East. He was a fucking monster, but still just a human, like you and me and that prick from the bar.”

“If this is supposed to make me feel better, it isn’t.”

“You’re human too, East. You're going to have moments of your life that you're not proud of. You're going to say cruel, thoughtless things and behave inappropriately and upset other people. You're going to do things that feel good in the moment that you regret later. That dickhead at the bar didn’t regret what he said to you and your friends in the moment because he didn’t see you as people entitled to basic human decency. Just because he learned to regret that choice doesn’t mean you did something wrong.”

East nodded, digesting the information.

“Smith didn’t regret what he did to you because he didn’t see you as a person. He didn’t treat you with any respect or basic human dignity because he thought you didn’t deserve it. He was wrong, of course, but he didn't regret it.” Judy’s smile was tinged with wry bitterness. “If you can look a skinhead in the eye after kicking his ass and still see that he’s still a human being, that he’s just a man, you’re not going to make the same mistakes Smith made.”

“Yeah, I’ll get to make new mistakes.” East grumbled, the retort slipping past his lips before he could catch the thought. But Judy just smiled, shrugging.

“We all do. It’s how we choose to learn from and react to our mistakes that lets us grow beyond them.”

[Concurrent to Tea]

(Part of my Freelancers: Changing Tides series)

Taglist: @stargeode @sacredwrath @genuineformality

#whump #recovery #therapy #angst #past trauma #dehumanization #past violence #bar fight #neonazi mention #past character death #freelancers #this was another one where I wrote it. was like 70% happy with it. scrapped and rewrote it twice. then went back to square one. #but whatever it does what it needs to. (East learning that he has to accept that he’s a person who’s gonna have feelings. good and bad.) #the timeline is a little wobbly let me finish this arc so i can properly link this mess up o7 #in other news uh. wow isn’t the weather nice? <- listening to alice’s restaurant massacre on loop #don’t be a litter bug do be a faggot and other great advice from my dad’s generation coming into play for once in my life.

[steppesliver]

i actually love old men yaoi rust and marty...what can i say i am a fujo attracted by the whole "it takes them 17 years to kiss at least"

#if they kiss that is #you know they are living in the dirtiest house ever together post canon #reminds me of this one reel i got once where it was this guy saying that whenever he cooks #pasta at like 1am drinking beer and listening to alice in chain he feels like a 55 yo divorced dad #this is how i view them. love that for them....... #true detective

[faramirsonofgondor]

I love that we have collectively agreed that Jamie is bi. But also… imagine bisexual Georgie Tartt. Like it just kind of makes sense. I can picture her maybe having a girlfriend or two when Jamie is younger before his dad comes back into the picture. I can picture them all going to an aquarium or something. I can see Georgie sticking with dating women for a while, because she’s still wary after leaving Jamie’s dad. And like the women she goes out with happen to be more understanding of her situation than the men. And they all love Jamie to pieces. But maybe she ends up breaking it off with them due to being busy. Or like maybe her girlfriend ends up moving away for work or something, but Georgie doesn’t want to leave.

And maybe James knows and he’s angry but not really worried, until he hears that she’s going on dates with girls and guys again. And then he feels threatened because he didn’t really see the women she went out with as anything serious. But the men definitely threatened his position in her (and Jamie’s) life. He didn’t want another man raising his son. He probably came with the scheme to get back in Georgie’s life because he realized he didn’t have control over her anymore. But he also knew he couldn’t be a dick at first or she wouldn’t let him back in. He was also probably a bit worried about whatever “soft bullshit” Georgie was putting in Jamie’s head. He didn’t want Jamie to end up queer just because Georgie made it seem like it was okay.

So when Georgie finally trusts him enough to let Jamie start spending time alone with him, he makes sure that his son knows that he can’t be soft, that needs to dominate and act like a real man. He takes him to Amsterdam to make sure any ideas Georgie put in Jamie’s head about being queer were stomped out. And then one day when he’s going on a misogynistic rant to Jamie, he brings up how he knew he had to try and win Georgie back once she decided to pursue more serious relationships. But Jamie is confused because she’s been dating other people for years. And when he brings that up, James just explains that those weren’t deal and didn’t count cause they were women. And Jamie just goes home confused and mentions it to Georgie, who gets reasonably pissed off. And then she kicks James to the curb for real.

And then on her first real date after all this, she gets stood up. But she ends up making friends with the pastry chef at the bakery she went to, whose name is Simon. And she ends up in a happy and supportive relationship, with a man who understands that her liking both is not a phase or wrong. And a man who does his best to show Jamie that it’s alright to be soft.

#jamie tartt #georgie tartt #simon ted lasso #ted lasso #mom city #james tartt sr #bisexual #not a phase #listen i don’t think jamie was ever homophobic at any point in his life #but he definetly felt like he couldn’t express his sexuality completely because of his father and football #but once he sticks up for himself at wembley and stops caring about his dads opinion #he was more open/vulnerable about his sexuality with the team #he never said anything outright #but ‘i’m flattered’ would’ve never come out of season 1 jamie’s mouth #he’s so unbothered i love my babygirl

[cookiecomics]

.

#its probably because i got a double dose of antidepressants but i need to vent #i'm tired of feeling tired #i don't even know concretely what i want to talk about #but the latest reblogs have been on my mind alot #i don't think the past year would have affected me as much as it had if it wasn't for the shunning and silence that #that comes with talking about microaggressions and racism in fandoms #its one thing to have a bad experience with a few people #its another when most of the people you knew just watched it happened #i know people dont believe ne #its easier to say im the 'aggressive one' #its just sad because i don't even have to be black online #im sad i feel like i have to choose #but the fandom was the first time i had so many nonblack friends at once #and i regret it so much #funny enough my dad always warns me every year about that kind of stuff #about the importance of keeping your distance from non-black folks #because of how quickly they turn on u when you're labelled difficult #he told me that again yesterday and he has no idea any of this stuff happened #that im on antidepressants now because i didn't listen to him #needless to say the second i finish my fic i don't want anything to do with p5 again #the only reason ive even continued is cause i love my story so much #i dont see the point in putting so much of my heart out in a fandom not safe for black folks #then again what fandom even is #delete later

[theweirdhybrid]

I blink and suddenly Cydon is standing ten feet away from me staring like a deer in headlights with twelve children in his arms and adoption papers scattered everywhere and falling out of his pockets. I have no idea where he got them.

#peepaw multiverse #future donnie #future donatello #rottmnt #jtoel #just this once everybody lives #listen he just has dad energy alright

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

heart full of love and yearning after watching one bollywood movie

#that too with my mom!!!!!!! and okay like #it was rocky and rani okay so lots of old songs so she was telling me about the songs the actors actresses in it the way it was famous in #their time #it was sweet it's so fascinating listening to my parents talk about music and movies like they used to be young once starry eyes and hopefu #and a little bit stupid and open to love😭 #i wish i knew her when she was happy i wish i knew my dad when he was happy they were so #awesome and carefree and fun😭 #okay but alia bhatt >>>>>> #there was this scene ranveers dad was shouting at him telling him to shut her up with his hands jn her face and he kept getting louder #like they do when they're about to hit you #and sheSLAPPED HIS HAND AWAY AND SAID BUT NO MAIN ABHI BAAT KAR RAHI HU NA #most satisfying scene ever in entire bollywood so sick of women giving important speeches and the Man goes in to hit her and her love in #interest saves her from getting hit #like yes i get it love and loverboy standing up to his dad all very nice but thank u she can protect herself just fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[broke-on-books]

Happy poetry month! In the spirit of the month, what's your favourite poem? I'm not an avid poetry reader but mine is We Only Want the Earth.

Ooooh I'll have to check that one out, I don't think I've read it!

Hmmm as for favorite poem, there's a few I throw out as my top poem with frequency, but here I've got to say The Bridge by C. Dale Young. I just adore its positivity and the way it isn't afraid to be in love with the small details of life. That's just a feeling I relate with so much in my life and the whole poem is SUCH a vibe. Think I called it my idea of the world's greatest love poem in an essay once (which is def A Claim which idk if I'd fully back up now but the vibes are there) because it isn't just a poem about being in love with someone, it's loving everything they do and everything around you and loving just the world as a whole and how you see it everyday. Its such a vibe fr

Just- THIS !!!! ^^^^^^

#i love the way the mind runs the path from bubbles to dandelions... ME TOO KING!!!!!! #he just gets it. imo #i had to make a poetry collection for class once (i ranked this guy no 4 actually rip mr young i failed you here) #but i titled it after this poem and did this beautiful sketch of like the gg bridge over the bay or whatever the fuck water source (ive only #been to the airport lmao idk the geography in sf with detail) with like dandelions and a bunch of stuff in colored pencil it was so pretty #ANYWAYS what a blast. what a poem what a life etc. #i mean honestly once you start a poem with “i love” youre already flying high. like sentiment of all time for real. me fucking too bro #<if i sound crazy here i do NOT regret it. it is 4am though here and i just woke up after like 3hrs sleep to get driven back to college #after coming home for easter so like. whatever the fuck i was saying. we vibe #answered #THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK!!!! and the boops mwah <3 #i cant superboop anyone bc im on mobile but feel booped superly etc. #omg wait that make me think of superman... clark the man you are... ahdjahs sorry now i really sound kooky lmao <3 #i would boop him though. v boopable. or id let lois do it. shed enjoy that #ALSO I GOT NEW EARBUDS SO IM LISTENING TO MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES #so i dont have to listen to my dads audiobook. instead julieta venegas is currently getting me through it. ily babe

[dutybcrne]

Thinkings thinkings of Fatui!Kaeya have been reawakened in reviewing Arle's teasers/animations

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Whether it's Dad!Pierro or not; I do love the idea of him being left in the care of the Fatui/House of Hearth #//Tho timelines considered; he prolly would be in Pierro's personal care while Arle goes through her Traumatic Matricide Experience #//Doubt the man would want to leave him out of his sight; Khaenri'ahn/Alberich ties considered #//Or maybe he was raised/trained to fight under Signora. Or even for Columbina (her namesake's ties to Pierro's; considered) #//Tho also do LOVE the idea of Kae and Taru growin up together in the Fatui ranks and being the disastrous + shy boi duo #//Tho Kae'd prolly have less to hide/fear with them when it comes to his heritage. The strictness he'd be raised with though... #//Eh; Taru could bring him out of his shell even still jdbgfkf. If anyone can; he deffo could. His little wintry sunshine #//So maybe he'd grow into his peacock self a little more naturally; even if perhaps still out of necessity/for ease of his missions #//Less of a facade to hide his grief/missing pieces tho; more like the way Taru is charming & goofy to lower people's guards #//Still has his little habit of testing people deffo is Much worse and much more sadistic when it comes down to it #//Particularly towards fellow Fatui who disrespect him or their comrades; or just someone he ends up disliking in general #//Does 'test' new comrades; but is more willing to step in & help them if need be. Wants UTMOST trust; determination & loyalty in his men #//So will only ever take those who push to complete the mission at all costs; even themselves/willingly ask him for help when they need it #//Dislikes those who run; & LOATHES cowards who abandon comrades to save themselves; he WILL deliberately make sure they don't make it back #//Still employs his intel gathering methods as normal verse; but has preying mantis tendencies when it comes down to it nbcfjgf #//ESP if they try to take advantage of/blackmail him in some way. Or worse; those who betray him. He is meticulous & VERY ruthless abt it #//His signature is decapitation & an unmelting (Abyssal energy-laced) ice shard through the heart; around which he'd carve a stylized one #//If those informants keep being useful to him; they are safe; and treated so lovingly by him; spoiled rotten with gifts & favors aplenty #//Once they lose their usefulness...well; regrettably he cannot leave any loose ends. These become frozen as statues for him to keep #//'Precious mementos of lovers & conspirators'; he'd call them. He'd keep them in his private home in Snezhnaya #v; glacialis pavonis (fatui!kaeya) #//If he had to have a Harbinger title/name (maybe bumped up for when Scara erases himself); he'd prolly be l'Innamorato #//Fitting of his methods (is also the remaining role of Commedia dell'arte lololol). He is saccharine sweet; pretty & deadly as a belladonn #//Deffo would have tango-based motifs rather than waltz; would favor frost-laced roses. Might even leave those with his victims too #//Can you tell I listened to Rondo Across Countless Kalpas as I wrote this up jhbfjgkfhf #hc; kaeya #//I mean yeah lol. I have so many more thinkings abt this verse aaAAAA #//Am torn if I want his to use a Cryo Delusion; or have him with Cryo Vision and an Anemo Delusion. Do like that for Cryo Swirls #//Then his rage/scorn could be likened to a Blizzard. Do like that image. Deffo favors his Abyssal powers more tho; maybe THAT'd be better