#he just sits there glaring

[silverdax]

Post re4 jack having to go to therapy and being as difficult as possible

#he just sits there glaring #speaks in very short sentences #or just one word.

[arminsumi]

gojo n his cute dorky ears n lara croft lookin sunglasses n dumb santa claus hair n skii slope nose n ridiculously wide turtleneck 🙄

#wanna bite him #just sit n glare at him for hours #how dare he be pretty #the audacity!!! #SIR you look like a BUG in those!!

[vaniloqu3nce]

More about the wenclair kids, this post is dedicated to @krystal-maiden because they wanted to know more about the twins! If anyone wants to ask anything about them, I’d happily share my hyperfixations with anyone (:

Leonidas is a pack animal and prefers company. He follows his moms everywhere and whenever his uncles visit he will hold something they have hostage so they can stay longer. Leonidas was jealous that Wednesday AND Enid had brothers, so he asked for brothers for his birthday. He got two twin sisters instead.

When the twins came home, Leonidas tried to return them because he thought they got the wrong kids.

Vittoria and Naenia are not identical twins, in fact one look at them and nobody could tell they were twins at all. Vittoria is the spitting image of Enid and Leonidas save for her nearly black eyes. And Naenia is the spitting image of Wednesday, except her bright blue eyes which stare into the soul of anyone and everyone.

Naenia and Vittoria were born with their dominant gene being psychic, and because of their twinship they share a connection. If Vittoria cries, Naenia will start crying soon after. If Vittoria is hungry, Naenia will cry, if Naenia wakes up in the middle of the night and sits there quietly, Vittoria will wake up and start crying. If Naenia needs to be changed, Vittoria will start crying. Leonidas noticed this and immediately started trying to experiment to figure out the limits of this. Wednesday always manages to catch him before someone gets beheaded though.

Vittoria was smiling as soon as they left the delivery room. (They had to make sure Leonidas didn’t cut the breaks) Naenia didn’t stop crying unless Wednesday held her and they didn’t like to be separated. Leonidas spent the entire car ride pouting because he wanted brothers.

Naenia has a permanent glare, unless her face is relaxed, like when she’s inspecting Enid’s fangs or near Vittoria. (Naenia will play with Enid and Leo’s fangs as a baby) The first time she smiles is at Leonidas as he’s about to set her on fire, and he decides she is more useful alive (his heart melts and he realizes he’d protect his baby sisters with his life). Vittoria is a very happy baby so long as she’s entertained. She’s very curious and tries to get into everything Leo owns (annoy him to death) and thus starts their life long prank rivalry.

Yoko loves the twins and Leo, she insist they call her aunty or dad (Wednesday firmly disagrees even though she is their god mother). Frequently Yoko just pops into the house with gifts for the twins and Leo. Vittoria loves anything colorful to chew on and expensive (she seems to be able to smell what costs money). Yoko very quickly becomes Vittoria’s favorite and Naenia loves her fangs.

Leonidas always tries to ambush and kill Yoko but she’s much faster and stronger than he is. Yoko just thinks he’s adorable every time he tries to jump on her back with a toy knife. He makes it his goal to defeat her in combat (even though he won’t say it, he respects her a lot). And he likes that she protects Enid, Leo is very protective of his moms.

Naenia loves being around Leonidas, she smiles most as a baby when he watches horror movies with her.

Vittoria loves when there are a lot of people around to watch, she doesn’t like to be bored at all. She often spends time in Leonidas’s old carrier with Enid because she likes to move around. And because Naenia doesn’t like to be far from her, Enid buys a second one for Wednesday to use in public. She is appalled. She wears it anyway. They’re in their snood colors.

Enid: We can match!

Wesnesday: …Leo I think your mom is trying to send me to an early grave.

Leonidas: Grave digging! :D

Wednesday, nodding: Yes we do have to take them on their first grave robbing expedition, they’re getting about that age.

Enid: …they’re five months old.

Wednesday: By that age my father and my uncle had already taken me across the sea to slay my first kraken with them. It’s a bonding experience for family.

#wenclair #eniday #wenid #wenclair parent au #wenclair kids au #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #enid x wednesday #wednesday x enid #wednesday future au #wednesday #enid #enid and wednesday #enid: we are not slaying anything or anyone #leonidas: D: #wednesday: do not worry leo she just doesnt know how fun it is #leo is constantly fighting with Vittoria even though he’s four years older than her #vittoria laughs at him even as a baby #naenia can sit in Leo’s arms for hours just chilling while glaring at everyone #leonidas DOES try to see if they bounce and Wednesday catches them #leonidas does try to fence the twins #yoko: no he already has two moms can i be the god father #wednesday: absolutely not #enid gasping: OFC yes #yoko is technically their god father #yoko appearing on a random tuesday with divina: DAD IS HOME #yoko tanaka

[worstloki]

Personally I think Thor should be able to hear electricity going on around him and it should bother him a lot btw. He hates the fridge intimately

#autistic Thor my beloved #I think Thor should be sitting alone and then just glare at a microwave btw #the reason reason Thor in all those AUs keeps ‘accidentally’ destroying the toaster and his phones etc. #Thor: can I just get Loki to give me a magic rock to keep in contact bc I can’t live like this #Avengers: he is the ENEMY #Thor: i bet his house is better than all the buzzing around here

[thedisablednaturalist]

It's awful when I'm on the job and an elderly person asks me for help bending over/picking something up especially when they ask so nicely.. I haven't been able to find a polite way to refuse. It's hard being the designated young person when you're invisibly disabled

#wrenfea.exe #bc i don't really use mobility aids in the field other than my walking sticks #and i didnt have them today #usually my coworker steps in but he wasnt here today #my back is still pretty fucked up and i cant really bend over or lift things quite yet #its also the same thing with having to give your seat up on the bus #even though you need it bc everyone around you assumes you dont #had an old lady just stand and glare at me and didnt even say anything when i asked if she wanted the seat #when i tried to explain i need to sit she just stepped closer and stared down at me it was fucking weird #like the homer simpson meme #chronic disability #chronic pain #spoonie #fibromyalgia #disability #from the field #working while disabled #invisible disability

[saintchaser]

i feel like the fact that regulus literally had a do not enter unless you have the explicit permission of i sign on his door and i feel like that says enough about him in itself

#he’s the kind of person who you try to talk to because you think they look cool and they glare at you until you leave #he sits in the corner of the room judging everyone and people don’t really like him because he’s a dick #he had maybe like. 3 real friends who are just as judgemental and big-headed as he is #the letter to voldemort??? i want you to know that it was **I** who discovered your secret #he’s such a cocky shit and honestly i can’t blame him have you seen the environment he gree up in #grew* #he’s not a nice person and he most definitely does not wear crop tops or swear #the most he’d say would probably be like. piss off or merlin’s beard or something along those lines #and he most definitely does not tell people to fuck off or like. that kind of stuff. like he just stares you up and down and scoffs #he’s full of himself but honestly #fair #also as i usually say: each to their own and my interpretation of him might be different from yours #regulus black

[sashimiyas]

isagi’s hackles raise if any one of his friends calls you by your name. bc who the fuck are you to them? you’re his girl. say it how it is.

#reinas.inretrograde #bachira sits down and asks ‘how’s y/n?’ and isagi chokes before glaring at him. ‘do you mean My Girl? #anyways this is bc of you roma. i will always be thinking about this #he gets so sussed out. texts you immediately asking why bachira’s calling you by your name and you’re like ???? bc it’s my name???? #also i wish ‘heart’ as a petname read cuter. maybe it’s just a me thing. bc i think heart as yours and isagi’s pet names would be so fitting #my cousin and her husband call each other heart. like heart ko (my heart) but i feel like it sounds better in the filipino accent #i’m gonna play with it #also thanks for the congratulations guys! i will respond hopefully either during the road trip or tomorrow night if i’m not too tired! #i’m not ignoring anyone! i’ve just had. another day of life to live!

[musubiki]

Thougt I just had at work But!!! Marshal falling for the Snake Witch means that either members of the M34th falling for witches really isn't as uncommon as the like to say it is, *or* Lime is now considered the worst influence on members ever. Only married people can go on missions with him after Marshal defects.

LMFAOOOO FJDKADA I ACTUALLY DONT THINK ITS SUPER UNCOMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!! as a gag i would LOVE if they specifically had "anti-witch-seduction" training where they force you to fucking listen to seminars and shit (like how universities make students do the free speech training/SH training etc) and everytime some members gets entangled with a witch, lime gets another email thats like "New training due: anti-witch-seduction training" and EVERYONE GROANS... LIKE GOD, WHO KEEPS DOING THIS SHIT?!

#marshal reporting an anonymous member (lime) got seduced by a witch whenever hes mad at him #then they all gotta sit in the fucking lecture thing like (many witches are masters of deception....blahblahblah) #meanwhile lime glaring daggers into marshals soul #(he didnt report it was lime specifically he just reported some member) #so everyones like (who the FUCK keeps falling for witches??!?)

[pureanonofficial]

Backed the losing side, Florence Vassy!

Took you for a ride, Florence Vassy!

You just haven't got the instinct of a winner!

#Chess #Chess the musical #Freddie Trumper #Frederick Trumper #Don't mind my 2am nonsense Chess posting I am just having FEELING #he WON but it's all HOLLOW BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE HER. #He sits and glares at her the entire time throughout Endgame #because he'll show her -- oh how he'll show her. #He is FINE without her. #He is GOOD. #He doesn't NEED HER #(Florence Florence please --) #He makes me INSANE #And he won now. #He won oh how he won. #But he never wanted to win alone. #But -- #she's a fool he tells himself. #A loser. #And he doesn't need a loser in his life.

[piosplayhouse]

I actually firmly believe that mbj has absolutely ZERO political communication skills and that if he wasn't born into demon royalty there's absolutely no way he could've ascended. Honestly it should be treated as a stroke of luck that demon society is nearly entirely strength/birthright based so mbj's doing pretty good or without lbh and sqh he wouldve 100% been overthrown immediately.

#lan wangji style fr he would definitely just walk out of meetings when he gets bored / sits completely silently glaring #except unlike lwj he wouldnt stop at glares and would just kill everyone who disagrees with him #hes just like me fr #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #mbj #mobei jun

[drifloonz]

i think how i write steven as a ""retired cryptid"" is extremely funny bc he still lives in pallet town. just in a walled-off part. he would never willingly reintegrate with society fully but just. imagine if he did at least partially. imagine if some delivery guy came to pallet town and was like asking the residents where a "mr. steven" would live and theyre all like

"The guy on the edge of the town???? The cryptid??? Our local boogeyman???" "yea that one"

#wispy chatters #steven strangled red #big tag ramble on this one i have THOUGHTS i LOVE domesticated cryptid steven #its funnier bc his 'side' of pallet to the west or whatever is walled off #and i imagine its walled off enough to the point where its like hard to climb or jump over ( at least if you're short or weak ) #so its just like. the deliveryguy has to go thru that. and has to text steven like. 'Dude i cant deliver the package like this' #and hes just like 'idk drop it on the other side'. #deliveryman just goes 'i am not legally liable if the package gets damaged ok' and steven just groans #and goes outside to reach his hands above the weird stone gates and picks up the package and just goes back in his house #Imagine domesticated cryptid steven is what im saying. #i also like to imagine he'd scare the residents for fun by ominously sitting at the edge of the stone gates at night #and glaring at people w his red eyes. #for literally no reason other than to scare people bc he probably finds scaring people funny #i call him a retired cryptid but hes still pallet towns local cryptid who is really playing into the role after he stopped actually killing #and also probably when he was too but like less so. #imagine theres like a day dedicated to steven in pallet for some reason where people just offer things near the gate for him to pick up #bc its smth the kids of pallet who were told the story of steven just kind of imagined like #'oh well sometimes you give offerings to legendaries or during ceremonies. or so the cryptid at the edge of town doesnt eat us.' #imagining the residents of pallet or whatever and sometimes other people drop him gifts on like... his birthday or the date of The Incident #and also cuz yk during his depression spiral ppl constantly gave him gifts #i think he'd just be very confused and very conflicted esp if they did make it on the Incident Day bc hes just like. #'i dont want your pity.' but then the day after all of the gifts r gone cuz he took them anyways. #almost all of them r prob given to miki bc its 'her' day unless its food then he splits it between em. and his partner if he has 1. #he just sees it as 'oh cool i dont have to go to the grocery store today. thanks.' #also prob happens on other dates too like christmas/halloween/his birthday #I think if steven was more normally adjusted and his side of pallet was open he'd make his house a haunted house on halloween #and would just scare people for funsiez and if he caught them he just throws them out . maybe give candy n then do tht if theyre a kid.

[blutomindpretzel]

SWEETHEART AND GAVIN + FREELANCER ARE EXCELLENT FIGURE SKATERS- +their friends getting pissed of at them for “showing off” (Angel, Babe, and literally all of the DAMN boys except for Damien because you bet your ass he can figure skate) @4ngelv4mp @raaanciid @daveyismyloml

#redacted asmr #redacted sweetheart #redacted angel #redacted milo #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted damn #also needing Milo getting flustered watching sweetheart figure skate #with angel and babe sitting on their asses on the ice just glaring at sweetheart #angel makes sweetheart do the lift thing while skating #they carry the other mates around the track while the wolf boys try and skate after their mates #Damien can figure skate and he looks so pretty while doing it #makes Huxley lose his fucking mind #all I’m thinking about now is freelancer gently teaching Lasko to skate

[phoenixcatch7]

What I'd really love to see is a svsss au where shen yuan had the immense powers from saiki k.

Like, svsss is already a romcom of a guy shunted into a fantasy world with meta knowledge and immense power for no reason apart from 'make a happy ending' as a fairly thick veneer over an absolute hot mess of a tragedy with a happy ending, red flags galore, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to his fate of being abandoned by the people around him because of the circumstances he was 'born' into, but he's funny about it.

The disastrous life of saiki k is a fast paced crack comedy about a guy granted immense power for no reason with meta knowledge of the world as a thick veneer over something a little darker and traumatic with a happy ending, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to being ignored by the people around him because of the circumstances he was born into, but he's hilarious about it.

Now I don't think it should be a 1-1 transplant of saiki to the svsss world, but to imagine an sy with those powers who didn't manage to find loyal friends, who moved out to live alone as soon as possible to avoid issues with his powers, who gravitated to web novels because of their regular updates as opposed to being constantly spoiled for books with finished endings. An sy who despite his ridiculous levels of power died alone in a stupid way and woke up in a world filled with people who also had immense and varied powers, dealing with the prospect of immortality when his own powers are still constantly growing and interfering with his life, but be silly about it.

I want to see a sy with telepathy still failing to understand what lbhs deal is because of his own denial, a sy with the power to crush mountains with a finger trying not to blow down walls with a sneeze because someone put him on a mountain FILLED with plants in SPRING, an sy who deleted an entire country from the planet aged four trying to dodge overly enthusiastic maidens he keeps saving because he doesn't want to steal from the protagonist and also no, lady, please. Shen yuan sitting in the water prison absolutely deadpan as people try and scare him with 10 iq stories about the acid waterfalls. An sy who hares around the peak trying to avoid being spotted on valentines day as he redirects unwanted admirers and improves his disciples dates just so they can all have a good day.

An sqh who really, honestly truly doesn't know how pidw was made real, honest!! All he could do was see ghosts! It's not his fault the story he wrote to make rent turned into all of this!! But because you're here can you pretty please make some ice, I'm in desperate need of air con and my king hasn't showed up in weeks!

Sqq and sqh playing telepathic chess during boring meetings and sqq leaving him to suffer when sqh is asked a question even though he himself knows the answer.

Lbh trying everything to get shizuns attention and discovering his total weakness to his cooking. Like, will let you cheat in class levels of bribery.

Sqq stalking dourly through fields of aphrodisiac plant because he's raised his body temperature high enough to burn out any pollen before it gets too close and the system just despairing at getting this man to do something interesting.

Cat!sqq transforming back as fast as he can because he's got a meeting in half an hour and having to rush around trying to find something to cover the cat ears he didn't manage get rid of.

Shen qingqiu pulling out his limiters and dropping the mask to reveal a deity in the shape of a man, something crafted purely of psychic energy and burning fury, determined to hold maigu ridge together and keep the realms apart with his will alone, to save luo binghe if it killed him again. A shining aura stretching miles, glowing like a star, halting the earthquake with his bare hands.

Sqq seeing a bug and freaking out so hard he teleports to the northern demon realm and lands in a slushy pond, and sqh nearly giving him away because of how hard he's laughing.

#Like honestly the parallels are great #Long post #Sqq leaning hard into the aloof elegant scholar vibes because he still struggles to control his strength even with the limiters #He doesn't want to hurt anyone. #Sqh: please please tell me what my king is thinking right now he's been glaring at me all day! #Sqq (having been forced to hear an endless carnal monologue for hours from him): oh no not a chance. No way are you getting me involved. #Sqq: whatever insane thing you two have going on go ahead. Just don't involve anyone else in that EVER. #Sqh: bro 😭?! #Sqq: *makes a peace sign and goes invisible* #Sqh: BRO?!! Not even... Expensive northern import for the protagonist to cook with? #Sqq: *reappears with a pop* go on... #Sqh is salty he didn't get the godlike powers when he created the world they're in. Sqq tells him it isn't worth it #Being forced to see the past of an object with just a touch when you live in 5 million words of bad smut?? NO THANK YOU. #But both being espers AND from the same world they're still buddies (much to sqqs dismay). #Sqh is just barely outside sqqs telepathy range on an ding and lives in fear of him sensing him writing and catapulting himself #through the window at mach ten to beat him up. #Sqq every time he has to sit through a meeting with some corrupt official: thought crimes aren't real thought crimes don't count #Sqh: so how are you this bad at feelings. My guy you are an empath. #Sqq: shut up. #Lbh would definitely catch sqq doing something impossible or op and be so head over heels. He's like his father that way. #svsss #svsss au #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #sqq #shang qinghua #sqh #svsss shen qingqiu

[infizero]

light and misa's "relationship" is rlly tragic and fucked but also in an isolated state its really fucking funny. ESPECIALLY if you consider them both to be arospec like i do

#misa is like ''oh light my wonderful boyfriend~!! we need to go on a date we haven't been on one in so long!'' #(i know that when you're dating you're supposed to go on dates. so we have to go on a date every so often to assure me that i'm getting a #good grade in Having a Boyfriend something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve) #and then light is like (internally) 'i would literally rather kill myself than spend time with her but i need her for my purposes so i have #to appease her' (externally) ''ok sure i guess misa'' #and then they go to a restaurant and misa waits for him to kiss her the whole night (she does not attempt to herself) #meanwhile light just sits there and goes nonverbal for long extended periods of time while he monologues in his head about how to appear #like a normal (straight) human being (spoiler: he's really bad at this) #and every so often he'll be like ''you look nice. this food is good. other boring pleasantries'' while glaring as if he's poisoned her food #THEY LIVED LIKE THIS FOR 4 YEARS. #again. awful. but also kind of fucking funny. gay aroace guy and aroace girl going through the motions of a heterosexual relationship for 4 #whole years. they hate each other for sure dawg ToT obvs misa to a lesser extent but i think she definitely had a lot subconscious hate for #light. that only got stronger the longer things went on #also during this time they definitely had sex a Single Time because they got to a point where misa was like we've been dating for like #2 years normal couples usually sleep together way before then...... and light was like. LOUD SIGH. ok #it was terrible. neither of them enjoyed it and they never spoke of it again #gee wonder why that was (holding the ace spectrum behind my back) #anyways they're so awful im obsessed w them. awful apart and even WORSE together. it's beautiful #then you throw L in this mix and it gets even funnier and MORE awful #(he's bi aroace to me btw. for the record) #serena.txt #death note posting

[winterrose42]

There is this one specific woman in the park, dont know her name barely remember what she looks like other than shes old her dogs a tiny yapper and the big red monstrosity she drives makes me worry for her ankles. But everytime she drives by when im waiting for my work ride, and if she sees a car or anyone standing around me shell make it a point to stop and give whoever it is a look and ask me if im okay. And i havent yet but i am 200% sure if i asked she would stay until i left. Do not know this woman but i absolutely adore her with all my heart and soul. My neighborhood has such lovely people.

#winter speaks #first time i met her was bc some dude was harrassing me about letting him drive me to work instead and gradually moving closer #would not fuvking leave. and she stayed parked and actually git outvto death glare him untol he noticed and left #and then she askex if i was okay while keeping away and then just got back in her car n stayed til my ride came #just had someome gradually coming closer behind me from the mailboxes to where i was sitting #and i swear shes some guardian angel bc she pulled up when he was like five feet away and askex if i was alright #and glared til he backed off a bit and very pointedly swrrved her fuvkin monster car a little bit dribing past and made him back off more #fuckin love her strangers helpin strangers mwah mwah beloved old badass

[ficsforeren]

ok ok hear me out..

you know those award shows? ok, so what is tls song eren had to go to one and he brought y/n obviously and they were seated but some dude was getting an award and was like "and i just wanna say y/n you look so good tonight"

likeeeee ahhhhh what would eren do? some dude on stage hitting on his girl like oooooo anyway so yeah

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA EREN'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS

#NO FR FR THE CAMERA IS GOING TO GET A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF HIS FACE AND HE'LL BE LOOKING LIKE THAT #HIS NAME WOULD TREND ON TWITTER FOR 3 DAYS #HIS FANS WILL BE LIKE: BITCH WAKE UP NEW EMPIRE MEME JUST DROPPED #LMAOOOO ASLKDFJALSKDF #I don't think he's gonna step up to the stage and go all will smith on that guy since he's just complimenting his wife #plus levi is probably there just GLARING at him like: IF YOU MAKE A SCENE JAEGER I SWEAR I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP #and yn is super sweet about it too like she'll be holding her husband's hand #saying: calm down it's just a compliment i love you honey #so yeah eren will probably just sit there and stay cool but he will definitely have his fuck-around-and-find-out face on #i'm laughing this is so cute #kana answers stuff #the last song canon #in another life canon #queue