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pureanonofficial · 21 hours
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one of my fav dynamics is older person/parental figure who is very obviously aroused but is trying to resist any temptation/trying to make good moral decisions about sex while a person who’s decently younger than them keeps ghosting touches in all their most sensitive parts and asking “but why not?” in a soft whining voice when they’re denied the pleasures of flesh. it ends with them fucking so hard n sloppy wet it sounds like a slime stim video
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pureanonofficial · 2 days
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the problem with me watching the genius that is Chess på Svenska at the same time as Taylor releasing the train wreck that is tortured poets department is that I’ve had this unfortunate vision stuck in my head. anyway, graphic design is my passion and yeah I am creating a Tumblr blog for the purpose of sharing this.
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pureanonofficial · 2 days
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Marcille Donato/Chilchuck Tims Characters: Marcille Donato, Chilchuck Tims Additional Tags: Unresolved Sexual Tension, Injury Recovery, Chest Hair, Body Hair Summary:
She’s always wanted to crack his secrets, always wanted to find out what laid underneath his facade, but she’d never thought about it like this before, never considered him in this light before.
Now she is, and she feels like she’s going to die if she doesn’t get the chance to explore every inch of him.
Chilchuck gets injured, and in the process of healing him, Marcille learns something new about him (and herself).
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pureanonofficial · 3 days
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Marcille Donato/Chilchuck Tims Characters: Marcille Donato, Chilchuck Tims Additional Tags: Unresolved Sexual Tension, Injury Recovery, Chest Hair, Body Hair Summary:
She’s always wanted to crack his secrets, always wanted to find out what laid underneath his facade, but she’d never thought about it like this before, never considered him in this light before.
  Now she is, and she feels like she’s going to die if she doesn’t get the chance to explore every inch of him.
 Chilchuck gets injured, and in the process of healing him, Marcille learns something new about him (and herself).
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pureanonofficial · 3 days
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Limiting the choice to the shows and movies I have seen/know of. I'm not asking who the first actor you have seem playing Arthur was, rather the one you instinctively think about when someone mentions him or the one closest to your heart.
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pureanonofficial · 3 days
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Strange how people keep saying that "Shuro hates in Laios the same traits he supposedly loves in Falin", which is...
Seriously, look at him and his dialogue - does he hate Laios for being a monster freak? For being nerdy and weird and loving nature? For eating bugs? No, that's not it.
Shuro hates* Laios for being so profoundly socially inept (from his perspective).
The key difference between Touden siblings isn't that Falin is a pretty girl - the key difference is that Falin is caring and accommodating to other people, and Laios is awkward and unobservant, seemingly egotistic at the surface level.
(others have already written wonderful essays on why and how they grew up like that)
It has to be noted that Shuro is a sheltered noble from a land where proper etiquette is paramount - he is used to people being incredibly subtle AND incredibly observant around him. He comes from a high-context culture where everyone assumes things based on lots of social cues and shared understanding of context. That's not even a matter of being neurotypical, that's his culture (in addition to his personality and brain chemistry)
He is also rather introverted as person and doesn't have many friends. Even his attachments and emotions in childhood are expressed subtly, in a restrained and proper way. He is polite and refined, perfectly fitting into his house's expectations - even if that means repressing his childhood interests and little weird joys.
In that particular way, the opposite of Laios.
Shuro hates* Laios for being the opposite of the image HE was grown into. This strange man is so utterly insensitive and so open about it - he has no sense of shame (like Shuro), no tact and ability to shut up (like Shuro), no restraint (like Shuro). Look at him talking non-stop about things he wants to talk about and having fun (unlike Shuro) while completely overestepping Shuro's obvious boundaries!
The boundaries, I must say, that not only never before needed to be spelled out, but in Shuro's upbringing and culture would be as ridiculous to spell out as "I want to pee, so I'll go to the bathroom and remove my pants and sit on the toilet and release the sphincter holding my pee in my pee bladder"
Falin is not only awesome in his eyes for being weird and in touch with nature, but for being very delicate, observant and caring AT THE SAME TIME. She is a gem in Shuro's eyes, a miracle of his dreams.
In Falin, he not only sees a nerd-freak - he sees a hope for an introverted, polite, restrained person like himself to reconnect with that love for nature and nerdiness and freakiness.
Laios isn't like that. Laios is unobservant for subtle cues - and so a lot more loud, persistent, enthusiastic and unwittingly annoying. Yes, Falin has all that inside her too - but she restrains herself in order not to be a burden. And so does Shuro, in order to fit expectations. There's similarity between them in that regard, between two introverted and restrained weirdos. And a hope for a kindred, more open soul, from the more restrained Shuro's perspective.
* - I don't think Shuro's feelings to Laios are properly described as hate. Yeah, in his darkest moment he says that, but honestly it felt more like an accumulated stress from a continuous cultural and personal misunderstanding, rather than a profound personal hate.
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What was the post about?.. Oh, yeah, Shuro loving Falin and disliking Laios. That's not him being too horny to think, that's him loving in Falin the defining difference between the two - they aren't gender-swapped clones, after all. Give my boy some respect and nuance.
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pureanonofficial · 3 days
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you don't get it okay... you don't understand......... .
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pureanonofficial · 4 days
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And it's possibly the closest Chess has ever come to being a good musical. <3
no offense but if you haven't watched chess på svenska at 1am then you haven't truly experienced everything chess has to offer. it's amazing. it's terrible. its bizarre. it's entirely in swedish. freddie lights a cigarette with the statue of liberty and then puts it out in a russian nesting doll. the arbiter's name is jan jacques van boren and he has a chorus of leg flapping secretaries behind him singing his praises. at one point he literally floats in midair like a swedish trickster god presiding over his kingdom. tommy körberg is there. absolutely insane production 10/10.
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pureanonofficial · 5 days
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happy lesbian visibility week. for seven days, lesbians take on a corporeal, human form and are able to be observed with the naked eye without causing madness or instant retinal damage. let us enjoy this beautiful natural phenomenon while it lasts
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pureanonofficial · 6 days
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(I live, even though you die, I will always love you)
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not to be a freak weirdo but do you think the winged lion would have put chilchuck into a cunty little outfit too if he was dungeon lord. what do you think it would look like
HI ! YES !!! SO !!!! IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.
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jkjkjk but no really i think he would totally keep his regular outfit- but it's in it's purely professional form. No little tidbits of his personal life that allude to his daughters nor his wife, starch white shirt that constantly gets bloodied because he keeps nosebleeding whenever the winged lion is helping him do magic. because he has everything he needs right here, right? He doesn't need more clothes when an exact copy of his family is right here. When his father is still waiting for him at the table. Don't be silly, now.
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Also because i personally HC a lot of Marcille's outfit was based off of her mother's funeral gown and her own idea of what a calm and collected and diligent person looks like, so it would be a bit hard to apply that philosophy to chilchuck. Unless we know if he had a really pivotal moment in his life in which an important person seemed to hold a lot more understanding than him/guided him through that? like what happened with Marcille and her mother. Granted his situation with his wife- I don't think he would dress up as his wife (lol) nor do we have any understanding that there was someone else to help him get through it. In any case, he's a professional at heart, and when he's ruling over an entire ecosystem he's in a position that requires a lot of thought- So when the Lion sweeps him off his feet and tells him they'll do it all for them, he's still defaulting in adventurer mode and thinking logically about the best way to keep coinbugs n mimics and all that circulated, but it's only the default. He doesn't make the decisions himself anymore because he doesn't HAVE to. he doesn't have to work anymore because the Lion is helping him with EVERYTHING. so what's the point in putting so much more effort into his outfit, too? (He's just a puppet. He doesn't care for any of it. He doesn't have to.)
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pureanonofficial · 6 days
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Marcille took 5 hours to get ready <3
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pureanonofficial · 6 days
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what's your angle? level with me.
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pureanonofficial · 7 days
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アナ雪詰め
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pureanonofficial · 7 days
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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pureanonofficial · 7 days
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Marcille has a very hard time conceptualizing a point where love can’t conquer all, right. She’s optimistic and if there’s a will there’s a way etc etc etc. Notably when Marcille speculated about Chil’s wife, she centered around the theory that his wife wanted to "test" him by leaving, that she didn’t feel loved and left to see if he’d chase after her. She believes that his wife would be ecstatic to see him again and reaching out would make them reconcile and happily get back together, no problem. Chilchuck and his wife have been separated for 4 years. When Falin left the academy she and Marcille were separated for 4 years. Marcille has to believe Chil’s wife is waiting for him, that she hasn’t moved on, that she wants to be found.
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pureanonofficial · 7 days
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Are you happy with what you have managed to ruin?
CHESS PÅ SVENSKA
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