#(he didnt report it was lime specifically he just reported some member)

[musubiki]

Thougt I just had at work But!!! Marshal falling for the Snake Witch means that either members of the M34th falling for witches really isn't as uncommon as the like to say it is, *or* Lime is now considered the worst influence on members ever. Only married people can go on missions with him after Marshal defects.

LMFAOOOO FJDKADA I ACTUALLY DONT THINK ITS SUPER UNCOMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!! as a gag i would LOVE if they specifically had "anti-witch-seduction" training where they force you to fucking listen to seminars and shit (like how universities make students do the free speech training/SH training etc) and everytime some members gets entangled with a witch, lime gets another email thats like "New training due: anti-witch-seduction training" and EVERYONE GROANS... LIKE GOD, WHO KEEPS DOING THIS SHIT?!

#marshal reporting an anonymous member (lime) got seduced by a witch whenever hes mad at him #then they all gotta sit in the fucking lecture thing like (many witches are masters of deception....blahblahblah) #meanwhile lime glaring daggers into marshals soul #(he didnt report it was lime specifically he just reported some member) #so everyones like (who the FUCK keeps falling for witches??!?)