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worstloki · 2 months
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Time loop fic but it’s just Thor stuck confronting Loki during Avengers 1 except Loki is actually evil this time and wants Thor dead so Thor just. keeps dying. He tries not to hurt Loki the first few loops but keeps getting killed and starts taking it personally so he steps up his game to actually try to win/kill Loki back but he still keeps losing.
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wiintring · 1 month
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fuckfuckfuckfuck
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dogsstew · 9 months
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Based off a convo I just had
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 months
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my roommate doesn’t want to think about qbadboyhalo’s areolas. SAD !
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skyward-floored · 7 months
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Ooooo doodle requests?
Twilight with a remlit maybe?
​I don’t like how he looks in the first one but I said these would just be doodles so they’re just being doodles!!!
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literally impossible
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peterbenjaminparkour · 4 months
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Me: “How many times do you think someone could handle being struck with a belt before they were begging for it to stop?”
My Partner: “Pardon???”
Me: “It’s for a fic…”
My Partner: “I have absolutely no idea. What the hell are you writing about?”
Me: “Um… torture?”
Partner: “Oh, awesome.” /s *shifts uncomfortably* 😅
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ambrossart · 1 hour
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All right, I finally have a completely open weekend and I’m gonna spend it working on Ch. 32.
(which means I have an excuse to watch IT on repeat all weekend 🎈🤡)
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lesbiankoby · 1 year
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i do like the team minato dynamic that lives in my head wrt rin anyway she’s sooo embarrassing teen girl in my head. [hopes obito will get over it organically so she aggressively acts like she doesn’t notice] haha woah kakashi-kun… i think our blood types are compatible…
kakashi: …? i’m a universal doner…? [IS that oblivious and also nine]
rin: …. <\3
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My dad cannot fathom a gay Mike because it “wouldn’t fit for his character” and to see a gay mike he’d have to “really adjust his view on Mike Wheeler”.
Meanwhile, there’s me with my three years of ST marketing analysis for Byler and deep analysis of Mike’s character and how he represses things.
“Oh but Steven… just you wait”
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tahdashi · 1 year
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my bf is tired of me sending him manga panels my life is so miserable
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wardlow · 2 years
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Husband: Ok but why?
Me: Why what? All the gold?
Husband: No, it’s the end of the show. Why did he take his shirt off?
Me: Why not?
Husband: But why?
Me: He’s got to feed us. Got to give the people what they want! Like why not? He’s gotta serve us women in the 18-45 age bracket. Ratings!
Husband: •rolls eyes•
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tomshivdivorce · 1 year
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If Shiv gave Tom an ironic scorpion it would be clever and fine but when he does it it’s cringe
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robnikmeria · 1 year
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Robb: hey, do you want to take things to the bedroom?
Nik: sure, what’s up there?
Nymeria: by the way, did you bring protection?
Nik: …why? what’s up there?
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shcherbatskya · 2 years
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my dad is trying to fix my laptop now like maybe we should just take it to geek squad because you’ll just get mad at me…
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zieeeeegler · 2 years
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Unleashed a long and aggressive tirade on my housemate who doesn’t watch BCS about Kim and Jimmy and morality and love and how they are a perfect couple and my dream pair and I love them and how Gene must see Kim again because that’s the only way and that they deserve everything.
He nodded said “sure ok” and went back to Call of Duty.
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