#he NEEDS to eat fingers

[possiblytracker]

tbh i thought id have more to post abt when i got back but i am struggling to come up with anything more eventful than the goose i made friends with at my new volunteer job he was supposed to be an animal ambassador for a critically endangered species but he kept biting little kids so now he lives behind the scenes biting volunteers instead.and following me round the yard screaming

^ savage beast who will not be placated by such meagre offerings as day old lettuce

#he NEEDS to eat fingers #i went along to the training day last month still feeling extremely shitty and not even sure if i could do the job or wanted to #but then i met this goose and he trailed me around biting down on my trouser leg and shaking it like a dog for 15 minutes at least #and i was instantly captivated by his aura of violence and deranged charm and i went back the next week #everyone say thank you to this bastard for curing my depression and making me touch grass/j #we have a sort of mutual respect now i let him maul my hand once every morning and we're good for the rest of the day #hes not even That violent he just loves biting. he never does it with intent to Kill or anything. trust me ive seen geese that do #most of the time he just follows you around honking and getting underfoot and wanting attention. and THEN biting you

[palskippah]

Hi!

Mario’s distaste for mushrooms is so funny and it gives material to draw stuff like this hehe

(Based over a fic I read years ago where the guy craved a fruit that literally every single person in that world hated and so he ate it shamefully ajksdjsad here Mario just eats angrily bc he hates it)

Also I say that at any inconvenience regarding the pregnancy Mario goes >:c to his belly, like he’s mad at the babies asdlaskd and Peach plays along.

(Also- sorry to people that actually speak italian, I did translate what Mario’s saying in google akjdjksdak he’s saying btw “how dare you two? To betray your own mother...”)

#super mario bros #mario mario #princess peach #mareach #mpreg #my art #also it's been years and yet I can't understand how to make basic lighting work but it was needed sorryyyy #thinking of that concept art where he is suffering trying to eat a cooked mushroom #also I love dad mario but also i love mama mario so im conflicted #it could be mommy peach and mama mario IDKKK #I actually don't like 'mommy' but I was thinking of Mami Peach in spanish and that's the translation alskdskad #t4t mareach for the win #also i'm not sure if poke is the correct word for when you touch something repeatedly with a finger #but I think it is #i'm cringe and yet not free #I still get kinda nervous about posting mpreg akjsdj #mareach preggy stuff

[cinnamon-guardian]

I will never not see this side-by-side and start cackling like a madman.

“I must venture into the jungle and find my own cacao beans for my daughter. Y’know. For Operation Strix!”

“I’m taking Yor out for a night on the town, but you have to remember! You HAVE to remember this is all for the mission! ALL OF THIS is just for the mission!”

The spy doth protest too much, methinks.

Loid really is the only one buying what he’s trying to sell, but at least we know Anya got some 10/10 cocoa and Yor had a good time on their date. Truly the family MISSION couldn’t be any happier MORE SECURE than it is now.

#spy x family #loid forger #agent twilight #twiyor #loid x yor #loid and anya #yor forger #yor briar forger #anya forger #Loid is so obvious I swear #Anya and Yor have him wrapped around their fingers and he doesn’t even know!! #twilight sxf #sxf #spyxfamily #I would love a chapter where Franky 100% calls him out for just how attached he is #and Loid goes ‘I have no clue what you’re talking about’ before demonstrating like five panels later #just how much of a dad and a husband he’s become #only for it to hit him like a sledgehammer and he just turns back around and sees Franky with the biggest shit-eating grin #I need Loid to realize just how deep he is in the Forgers that he has an existential crisis #it’s a deep visceral need to see this man realize how big his clown shoes are and how well they fit his feet #nothing less than calling Loid ‘For the mission’ Forger out on main in front of a live studio audience

[moonchild-in-blue]

You know what? I really wanna eat a sandwich with Vessel. We don't even have to talk or anything like.

I just want to sit at a table across him, get a few Capri Suns, a bag of crisps torn open between us, a nice sandwich each, and just eat in silence.

🧃😐🥪 🍟 🧃😐🥪 <- like this

#i want it to be almost uncomfortable but never reaching that point #i want us both to just munch on bread like 😐🥪 😐🥪 #and we're both sharing the same crisps. and maybe we reach out for the same potato but there's an awkward “you go” pause #our fingers barely touch. it's not romantic or anything it's just 😐😬 #and maybe I'll accidentally choke on a piece of chicken and he pauses. half-eaten sandwich in hand. completely silent #watching me cough and waiting to see if i need help or not. but then i sip on my capri sun and i'm 😐👍 and he's 😐👍 #and we both continue to eat in silence #he's fully masked of course #maybe he'll occasionally cough very lightly to clear his throat. or do a “mhm” sound to indicate the food is good #and that's it. that's all i want #is that too much to ask? i don't think so #(listen i love sandwiches okay? they're one of my favourite things in the whole world i could live off sandwiches if i could) #sleep token

[cowboybrunch]

"would you peel an orange for me" and "would you still love me if i was a worm" are the same question

would you love me needy? would you love me helpless? would you be kind to me and expect nothing in return? if i couldn't speak or hold your hand or do the dishes, would you still be gentle with me? would you wash my hair? would you resent me? would i be a burden to you? am i a burden to you now? and if i am, are you willing to shoulder it? can i rely on you? do you love me? do you love me?

#sav is writing #my love has never peeled an orange for me #but he hands me open soda cans because he knows the tabs hurt my fingers #he turns the music up while we're eating because he knows i hate the sound of chewing #he saves me the blue sour patch kids because theyre my favorite #i dont need to hand him an orange and ask if he'd peel it. of course he would. he does it every day

[shuploc]

Oh! I've seen a lot of female Miguel O'hara ideas floating around? Do you think the features would translate well on a more feminine headshot? Or not really?

Uhh, well. Maybe this is a weird, and perhaps kinda hot take. But I'm just not really a fan of genderbending characters. I just… don't really get the point. It's obviously totally fine to fiddle around with the concept, I'm not a complete hater! But it's just so often I see people turn the scruffy, burly, "imperfect" character into a sexy, hot, big titty, big ass, air-brushed babe and slap the genderbend label on it. It gives off this weird vibe that the character is only worthy of love if they have sex appeal...

Maybe I'm super weird about it, idk, but I would love to hear a different opinion. And obviously, if you don't agree, it's all good! It just leaves such an odd taste in my mouth.

To actually answer your question though lmao, I don't really think you can completely translate his features, but you can get pretty close, and I've seen it too! But yeah, I'm sorry, I'm probably not gonna be drawing my own version 😅

#and please please please do not think I'm pointing fingers at anyone specifically' I'm very much not #this is just in general #but like' idk' if you wanna see a masculine character be feminine' why do they need to change gender... I just don't get it. #like' let miguel wear the dress!!! put some eyeliner on him!!! he would eat it up #anyways' I really really really hope I don't come off as better-knowing or a negative and hateful person #and please don't feel bad about asking this anon' it's a wonderful question! #but anyways... that's at least how I feel about it atm ❤️

[askthebadkidz]

Riz would kill the other Bad Kids in a heartbeat for any reason (possession, evil, etc) and it’s considered (one of) his form(s) of love this is not a joke post this is canon.

-Fig Mod

#fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #I need to remind everyone that Riz is a knight that is very solemnly doing his job #He puts a gun to Adaines head when she’s reading from a book in the nightmare forest btw #It’s semi a joke but also it’s not and it’s been rattling around in my brain #His lack of social skills aren’t the problem it’s the fact that he doesn’t actually care in a way anyone understands #To him caring is killing or hurting people or doing something terrible like eating someone alive shooting someone’s fingers off biting #An eye out of a man’s head. To him care and love is brutal and unforgiving and gross. #I know I’m over analyzing but man. Riz Gukgak. #Riz Gukgak and love being painful for everyone involved

[roychewtoy]

impaled

#nathan being impaled on that tetanus inducing loose steel pipe. tho tetanus is the least of his worries on account of. well u know 🕳 #nathan can be a body horror fans best friend if u let him into ur heart. living human crash dummy #i really cant believe he gets impaled. twice. #hole moment! #love turning nathans immortality round in my head. but healing factor....? #thinkin today about how the video game guy tim threatens to cut one of them in half with a chainsaw and simon is like: #[😐nathan u obviously have to volunteer] #but what woulda actually happened if that followed through [probably why it didnt lol] #would the others have had to drag each severed bit of him back to the community centre and let his guts re fuse #fucking hold him together with gaffer tape and plasters. cause i doubt he coulda regrown a whole half #his 'healing factor' only comes into play when he dies. fresh canvas etch a sketch reboot and all that. hes not fuckin wolverine #all the deaths r: impaled on fence. impaled on pipe. beaten to death. blows his own brains out. falls and snaps his neck #but chainsaw... ? one can ponder. fingers to head i can imagine anything image #readin his wiki rn 'his body will never get sick. rot. age. or truly grow old' #may not get sick but he can still shit his guts out. hashtag oblivious lactose intolerant king hashtag milk drinker #forever the worlds most annoying twenty yr old #and then the wiki goes 'the user does not need to eat drink or breathe' ....hello #ive rotated him not aging any further cause it lines up with the whole stuck in his ways. never changing [kelly voice: its just who u are] #but eatin and drinking and breathing??? we know he still experiences hunger [<-kebab] #and he dunks his head in a bucket of water when hes testin for powers with simon. gaspin for air afterwards right #firm believer in the. he suffocated to death several times in the coffin before they dug him up #oh waaait. is it stating this like. he doesnt need foodwaterair. cause it doesnt matter if he dies.. ohhhhhh..... Oh..😃 #staring at nathan sleeping in the community centre surviving on bags of crisps from the vendies so hard i burn holes through my monitor #this got away from me. uh. living crash dummy. oil pastel guts and water colour jumpsuit yessir #having fun doin art. expect more hole art. sorryfor putting this in the misfits tag hehe. not really #gore #blood #misfits #my art #chewtoy

[fisheito]

I forgot my stylus at home

Anyway here's a phone finger drawing of Guard Wolf Karu

#he is in fact a very good boy. #i was like THANK YOU #karu speaks truth while being appropriately protective #misty vale #it's like those situations with cheetahs in captivity #u have this slinky murder-capable creature who's actually quite shy so u need to get a puppy in there with them #so they can be best friends and eat together and make the slinky more sociable #MY FINGER DRAWINGS LOOK JUST LIKE MY STYLUS DRAWINGS 🤣😂😂 #karu #yakumo

[solradguy]

Drew Sol twice today... It's like Soltober came a little early this year...

#textpost #I punched the shit out of a dragon until death in D&D this evening #Playing a Dhampir monk named Konstantyn and he just ATATATATATATATATATATA-WATAAAAA!! #His punches heal him too lol He just tanks the damage and then goes in and punches until the thing is dead and sucks out their soul essence #I need to draw him more... Only drew him once for his token... He's got fucked up chunky teeth because- #-his flavor of vampire eats bones/raw meat and not blood. They're like hyena teeth kinda #Finger bones are his favorite but that hasn't really come up yet lol #He was converted into whatever his vampire species is called when he was like 5 so he doesn't remember being human really #and the vampire colony lived in a spaceship that attacked smaller transport vessels for food/etc #Konstantyn started showing empathy towards humans and the vampires got mad about it and #locked him in a rotting meat closet for like a week as punishment. Surrounded by food that only made him sick... #Then the next time they let him join in attacking a vessel he made a run for one of the escape pods #The ships were in the middle of nowhere and the escape pod ran out of oxygen but he doesn't have to breath so that doesn't matter much #The pressurization and temperature dropping almost killed him though #He's only lived among humans for a short time (~5 years?) and is still sort of figuring things out #Since he's only half-vampire he doesn't *need* to eat bones/meat and that helps him blend in better #But he's still kinda weird haha

[userjiminie]

patiently waiting for your reaction 👉👈

my honest to god reaction

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW OFF-THE-WALLS INSANE I'VE BEEN ABOUT ALL THINGS GUILTY #THE HIPS CHOREO #JIMIN'S UNAPOLOGETIC FACE ABOUT ALL OF IT #GOING FROM SEXIEST MAN IN KPOP TO CUTE DONGSAENG IN HALF A SECOND #THE FINGERS ON HIS LIPS #THE LOOK IN HIS EYES #HE KNEW HE WAS ABOUT TO ATE AND HE KNEW WE WERE NOT READY FOR IT #NEVER READY FOR >THAT< #THE BLONDE THE BLONDE BRINGS OUT A FERAL MONSTER IN JIMIN HE EATS ANYTHING IN HIS PATH #TAEMIN BEING SO STUPIDLY FOND OF HIM #THEY'RE BESTIES B E S T I E S #taemin is playful with a lot of idols #but we only see him ridding himself of the King Of Korea Pop Culture Icon Most Powerful and Respected Sunbaenim vibes with shinee and jimin #i rest my case #if u ever need me i'll be six feet under #answered #anonymous

[quietwingsinthesky]

I stand by the fact that the archangels have a single braincell between the four of them, and Gabriel is the one who has custody of it.

#he’s the only one here who makes (relatively) good choices #the bar is low but. he’s got his niche in the world. Thee Trickster #he’s like. mostly happy with the life he has. sure haunted by the one he lost/ran from #but also had the capacity to realize that getting the hell out of dodge was his best option and he was RIGHT #to anyone who sees this and goes: ‘no but isnt Raphael-‘ shut up silence shush #you don’t understand them like I do. you have been fooled by their regal demeanor and terrifying grief. #need I remind you. blew out the eastern seaboard for kicks. had to make sure Chuck didn’t accidentally kill himself falling down the stairs #every other day. saw that the apocalypse didn’t work and decided the logical conclusion was to just Do It Again But Better This Time #THEY HAVE WINGS MADE OF LIGHTNING PURELY FOR THE FUCKKNG DRAMA OF IT. #if you gave them both the same task. you might not be able to predict how either of them would solve it #but you could work back how Gabriel came to his conclusion and go yeah okay that probably made sense to you #raphael is going to return whatever problem you asked them to solve to you. and it will be solved. sure. but it will probably also be #unrecognizable as whatever you handed over. if you gave Raphael a pickle jar to open. well. it would be open. somehow it would not have #pickles in it anymore. you should probably not eat whatever is in there. it might bite you. #whereas if something in Gabriel’s pickle jar bites it’s because he thinks you’re a dick and it would be funny if a pickle bit your finger #I’m losing control of this metaphor #Michael & Lucifer aren’t even in the running btw. og bad decision bros. #supernatural #spn

[arthur-r]

something’s just not right / there’s hunger in my eyes, but you’re not looking into mine / in the morning light / i wake up next to you, but we’re no longer entwined / i want to love you with a ravenous hunger, tear your flesh into mine / you say you like me, but you’d rather that i listen quiet, keep it all inside / i romanticize a lust for blood and the glint of evil in your eyes / any kind of sign, something to tell me that your heart is burning just like mine / rend me to pieces if that’s what it takes to tell me that i taste divine / there’s something wrong but i just can’t quite place it, leave me on the precipice, i’m fine / something awakening and stirring inside me / i’m gearing up, your pretense in decline / i slice my heart up on a platter and find that you don’t even wanna dine / i gave my soul up, you can eat me raw / diced up and vulnerable, i’m yours to try / you’re glancing to the side, bored, and find that you don’t even wanna dine!!!!

#round 2 of recording my loser boring cannibalism song #(it has more words now. it is still not a complete song but it is getting somewhere….) #basically i really like cannibalism as a literary device and devouring somebody and being like violently enamored #and i convinced myself that my relationship was really good and healthy and i just don’t know how to handle a Good Normal Relationship #but secretly loving somebody should be at least a LITTLE BIT like cannibalism. especially if you’re me #so i got really hungry and he didn’t ever lift a finger for me or smile in my direction #and i wish he would just be hungry for me back. kill me a little bit if it would mean you care #i just thought that Normal People should be Normal about each other and he was just being Normal about me #when he like. did not prioritize me ever. and was only affectionate when he was drunk 🫠 #he does NOT deserve to be the one who ended the relationship!!!! #anyway i would rather he eat me alive than not even look at me. and that’s what this song is about #and i’m gonna raise my standards so much fucking higher. he should be fucking hungry for me actually #literally and figuratively shdhdf i was always the one to invite him to dinner too. #and he was SHIT at communion motif. that guy had awful fucking table manners why did i date him #anyway shdhdf. idk here is round two of my hungry song #i’ve already changed the lyrics a little since recording this a couple mornings ago but it’s FINE my roommate is in here so can’t re-record #but: there’s something wrong but i’m not ready to face it. actually. cause it was so fucking obvious i was just willfully ignorant #anyways!! i’m feeling a little weird today and i haven’t done anything and i want to play music but i can’t. so i’m posting a song instead #and later i might be going to a concert?? we’ll see. if i’m feeling better physically by then!! #anyway i hope everybody is doing okay and lmk if you need anything!! sincerely arthur #me. my post. mine. #delete later (probably) #music

[goodbyenorthernlights]

brain, why did you give me a self-insert dream about hazbin hotel, a show i have never watched, wherein alastor was my dog (who sometimes killed and ate people)

#he had terrible teeth and breath #(i don't normally get strong olfactory senses in my dreams but this time my brain decided i really needed a whiff of rotten meat scent) #there was an extended bit where he was asleep and his teeth were partly exposed #and my parents were trying to get me to brush him by rubbing toothpaste on his teeth with my fingertip #and i was like 'yeah i am not sticking my fingers into the mouth of a dog who kills and eats people'

[sysig]

VUXisms (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Or if you prefer my very Normal Collection of ZEX stimming lol #I'm not choosing to read alien behaviours through a neurodivergent lense you can't prove anything #Okay you got me yes I am lol - in conjunction with my ADHD Max HC (which I am only more convinced of lol) I went into this with #Really any kind of self-soothing behaviour fascinates me :D And ZEX definitely needs the soothing ;; #But it's not just the stimming! Though I did keep pretty diligent notes about that lol he's deeply interesting to me! #He's a texture person! Part of that is due to being VUX and having very processed food but if it fits it fits! #I'm also a texture person - again I have too many notes relating to ZEX lol #I also find it charming (or sad - whichever is applicable at the time!) when ZEX eats in ''odd'' ways haha ♪ #Eating without utensils - you can always just wash your hands you do you <3 #The weighted blanket lol so - I had a very normal and measured reaction to ZEX enjoying full-body pressure lol #Solely and purely intellectual! Of course! VUX enjoy swimming! Full-body pressure makes complete sense! #And he's a tactile person on top of that - pressure good for multiple reasons! I really do think he'd sleep better with a weighted blanket ♪ #Back to stimming! I really loved the scene of him opening the water bottle and his therapist being So Impatient with him about it lol #Let him figure it out! He's very intelligent! Very skilled at finding weak points and exploiting them hehe <3 #But then he runs his finger on the lip of the bottle! Wine-glassing it while he talks hehe <3 I love him #Humming!! Another stim I relate to! Not so much now since it was ''encouraged'' out of me so I may be doubly biased towards him using it hee #Too delighted to focus on utensil lessons and yet he's still clever enough to pay attention to multiple things at once hehehe ♫ #And then aside from his actual biggest stim he plays with his hair quite a lot - in various ways and to different ends :D #Running his hands through it to self-soothe or tugging on it to express - I kinda read it as him trying to move his head feelers around haha #Not quite the same but something! #Oh and then his biggest stim - just looking at humans lol it is very dopamine-delivering <3 And he has dopamine now! Very powerful :3c #Hhhhh human chemistry for VUX behaviours <3 It's so interesting to me hehe ♪