#he EATED it

[girlygo2]

Treat for A Beast

The first piece I made for the DSTWF Fanzine!! I really, REALLY LOVED HOW THIS CAME OUT and I was ITCHING SO MUCH to post it!!

I love the background, the many cups of eggnog, and Max himself! He looks so happy!!

(Also, look closely at the tag... ^^)

#monster maxwell #Maxwell dst #dst fanart #dont starve together #dont starve #look at him #hes dinking all the eggnog #he eated it #all of it #gone

[sailfish-serum]

Herb Time

#he eated it #resident evil #leon s kennedy #resident evil 4 #resident evil 2 #leon #art #fanart #video game #doodle #meme #shitpost #jerma #jermaposting #re4 #resident evil remake

[catsr-reallycool]

scrimshaw eats sand (real)

#billie bust up #bbu #scrimshaw #bbu scrimshaw #billie bust up scrimshaw #HE EATED IT #SAND???

[leonardoeatscarrots]

New Rasputin Assasination Theory ✨️ (courtesy of my brother)

We figured out how Rasputin survived the poisoning!!

#felix yusupov #leonardo eats carrots #history hyperfixation #феликс юсупов #webcomic #comic #funny #my post #my art #ra ra rasputin #rasputin assasination #grigori rasputin #history comic #he EATED it #tbh this would be more impressive than “being hell spawn” or whatever 🙄

[iriily]

guys I think the darkling eated the heartrender husbands. He eated them for being gay. That's why they're not in the show.

#heartrender husbands #fivan #shadow and bone #s&b season 2 #where are they #he eated it

[animaldiaries]

Deer darie,

Twoday I eated a fishy with my frend

Is happee

Senserly,

Shark

#shark #silly little guy #much love #he eated it #sharks have friends #animals #silly boi

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

#idk what to tag this #worldbuilding #writing fiction #historical fiction #fantasy #a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition #this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over #and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby #they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle #and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?

[monzterzack]

animal biologist laios touden!

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #delicious in dungeon #my art #fanart #he would eat the sea slugs and snails too #im sure he would raw taste shrimp as well

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

#i think the closest she comes to this is when kabru says something about the weak being eaten but he also thinks all monsters should die #so i don't think he's like the voice of reason when it comes to ecosystems and evo bio NOT a kabru diss just saying #i think eat or be eaten is fine. it's like migrate adapt or die. i think it's fine and not the same as survival of the fittest #dungeon meshi #ETA: i was wrong darwin did use the phrase after it was coined. doesn't matter phrase still sux

[chilewithcarnage]

#lol #hes eating tho i cant lie #jjba #stolen from twitter

[mad-komet]

ilya fucking caught it with his neck

#he eated it #isles lb

[shotmrmiller]

being called simon's work wife by johnny is all fun and games til you start spotting the man you've never formally met in the corner of your eye.

imagine being told by a pig-headed superior to make yourself useful and go get him some coffee only to immediately start apologizing, words spilling out of his pathetic mouth like water because your johnny-proclaimed husband's looming right behind you in guard dog mode.

you mumble out a thank you, even though you're not sure what for and he just tugs your name tag.

no one talks to my wife like that.

(forget about trying to clarify that it's work wife, he's got selective hearing.)

i think it's cute til it's not. til you're at a bar, drunk, and he shows up and takes you home. you wake up in a bed that smells of gunpowder and carbolic soap, in a shirt 3x your size and a pair of oversized sweats. when you check your phone, your friend's text reads, your husband is a scary man.

(there's a fucking ring on your finger, too.)

#if you tell him you're calling the police #hes just #sweetheart i am the police now eat your breakfast #lmaoooo #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x f reader

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

#the actual animation of the wolf eating your character wasnt scary he kind of just cartoonishly swallows the character whole lol #the scary part is being pursued by him and never knowing how close he is #i remember being surprised when i first saw the game bc it was presented to me as #a fun addictive sort of game kinda like a mobile app game #and then i see it and its a horror game and the creators are just completely oblivious to it lmao #dream art #<- thats my tag for all my dream-inspired art #art #gif #photomanipulation #digital art #liminal #weirdcore #used a mix of ai photos and regular photos for this one #the ai stuff is sooooo good for recreating what a dream looks and feels like #but i didnt use it too much bc i wasnt able to get the specific photos i wanted :/ #hmmmm this is vore isn’t it

[catsharky]

My Tav's moral compass is straight and unwaveringly true until stealing is involved at which point it starts spinning so fast it might take off like a helicopter

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion hates the girl scouts because he can no longer enjoy the experience of eating a thin mint straight from the freezer #bg3 comic #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach #baldur's gate 3 comic #my tav #sharky's tav #astarion #karlach #sharky art #tav: ember #oc: ember

[tazzykiki]

hungy...

#tazzykiki #he eated it #also they took away reblog symbols and replaced it with 'reblogged' #so now i can longer kill tf2 style :( #also it's ugly