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hibiscuslynx · 6 months

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hi it’s me again. (the anon who said i liked seeing you on my dash) i love hockey and baseball (really any sport atp), and have noticed you do as well, so do you have any New Jersey and New York sports headcanons?

HI! WELCOME BACK! AND OH BROTHER (or sibling/sister) DO I EVER !!!!!!

when that hudson river rivalry hits >>>>>>>>>>>>>

devils/rangers rivalry goes fucking crazzyyyyy in the statehouse yeah its not buffalo but tables are still being broken alright. noses too. you shouldve SEEN the shit that hudson river rivalry was getting up to in the 2010s . nj/ny r the same fucking way btw. fighting ur long-esteemed rival every time your teams meet >>>>>>>>>. i like to think this extends to devils/islanders and devils/sabres matches too bc thats all still new york even tho the rivalry isnt as strong there in the actual sport but i want these goofers to have fun soooo. i say they get really into those matches too. they use sports as a way to ✨bond✨ even though they would kill me if i said that.

nj does not have a baseball team so i imagine he isnt the biggest baseball fan in the world. definitely a hockey, football, and (college) basketball guy to me. new york, on the other hand, may quite possibly be the biggest baseball fan you have ever seen.

did you guys know. that the new york jets and the new york giants play in the same stadium. THE SAME STADIUM!!!! they literally live in the same fucking house. thats crazy. and you know where that stadium is? IN NEW JERSEY. new york is just leeching off of new jersey atp. maybe thats why he’s such a ride or die for the bills actually bc its the one team he has that actually you know is in new york.

i also think they actually play sports yk . the NE has some damn good hockey matches . nj & ny both play forward, nj more of a gritty(ha) fiery guy who does the tough work and quite frankly a little bit of a pest. likes to get under your skin. sneaky good shot. winger, plays either side. ny, on the other hand, is a two-way forward, center, plays damn good defensive and offensive hockey, can double as an offensive defenseman too. u can find him all over the ice, in the right spots, doing what he needs to be doing. not known for his hits but lays good ones.

they also play football too !! i know jackshit about football though so i could not tell you what positions they play. all i know is quarterback 😭 is it basic of me to say ny quarterback? who knows. i dont!

looping back to hockey. theyre both diehard proponents that you should not take fighting out of hockey . mfs r projecting over here. new jersey threatens suicide every time his team does badly. he alternates between being mad at his team for sucking and then muttering “im gonna fucking kill myself” afterwards. (i know you didnt ask abt PA but he does the same. there’s this tweet thats like ‘every person ive ever met from philadelphia is a lovely person who casually expresses suicidal ideation within 2 minutes of talking anout their sports team’ and its the funniest thing in the world to me. does this tie into new jersey hcs? technically, yes, bc i hc theyre brothers ^_^ enough of that tangent) new york does not do that . i just dont feel like hes that kinda guy! he is very passionate about his teams tho. they both are tbh!

this is kind of all over the place but i hope you enjoy anon ^_^ and anyone who happens to read this. this is mostly about hockey SORRY thats what i know and love LMAO

#lynx rambles #wttt hockeyposting #asks #suicide joke #<- idk if i need to tag that but better safe than sorry #i dont watch baseball at all tbh. but the dodgers just landed ohtani and i dunno guys i may have to tune in #i just find baseball boring but shhhh #big devils fan. loathe the rangers. dislike the islanders. sabres are the only valid ny team #wttt new jersey #wttt new york #<- I ALMOST FORGOT THEIR TAGS LMAO #i would also like to add that if gov was into sports he would threaten suicide everytime his team did bad too #(un)fortunately i dont hc him as really into sports because i think it would actually kill him #he’s a casual fan. but he’s also got that philly blood in him so #District & IDC are SUPER into sports on the other hand #mmm thinkin bout caps/pens rivalry. district & pa . rahhhh

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brights-place · 4 months

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Hey! Could I request a Brozone x s/o jealousy hc? Thanks!

Brozone Jealousy Headcannons

Pairing: Brozone X S/O (Seperate)

Warnings: Cursing, fluff, jealousy

A/N: Dude I love writing all your requests OMG JEBJKWN VKLKBQW anyways jealousy headcannons are the BEST!

John Dory/JD Jealousy! Headcannons

- John dory is 100% very overprotective of you - Snapped the fire would he was collecting quickly as he saw the troll talk to you as you were smiling chatting to the troll as John gritted his teeth - He gets very clingy. He latches onto your arm, jumps on your back, kisses your neck at times, that sort of thing if needed to and will glare down anybody if needed

- He feared that they would steal them away from him. - he would become jealous and possessive, and would do everything in his power to make sure that YOU! His partner only had eyes for him.

- Will stare daggers at anyone who stares at you too long. He will make it known you're his.

- Is definitely the type to waltz up to the person you're chatting with and interrupt the two of you to introduce himself and have an hand on your waist then kiss you right infront of them with an smirk

- Grips onto your waist while staring the person down as the dude walked away when seeing JD's glare as he left JD hugged your waist "mine" he mutters as you giggle

Spruce/Bruce Jealousy! Headcannons

- While bruce knows he is an attractive man I mean come on he's entitled as the heart throb in his band years he still thinks that you can do much better than him!

- Isn't vocal about his jealousy would just stare at how an random person would walk up and start talking to you, and the fact you were unaware about that the person was flirting with you kind of pissed him off

- He was writing an order before hearing the person flirt with you making him snap his pen and grip onto his notebook for an moment as an Vacay islander raised an eyebrow at Bruce before noticing the scene

- Bruce stood there in shock as he walked over with an aggravated look on his face as he grabbed your hand, taking you to the kitchen - "Bruce honey are you okay?" You asked him cupping his face "I'm fine. Stop talking to that guy and just give me your attention.." he mumbled as you cupped his face as you peppered his face with kisses.

- He planned on banning the person from your restaurant but you told him not too so he just gave the guy an plate of clams... there was an reason he told everybody not to order the clams

- Lets say that troll wouldn't be talking to you anymore and would be having diarrhea

- He closed the restaurant early and walked over to you hugging you so hard saying how that troll should of backed off

Clay Jealousy! Headcannons

- Clay well doesn't really get jealous But he HATES like really HATES feeling it when he is - He never wants you to feel like he doesn't trust you cause you trust him and he loves you so much

- He may get a bit defensive if a man or woman is trying to shoot their shot with you but he's confident enough in you and your relationship that he doesn't worry but when needed he will stride over smile at them - Whenever someone flirts with you clay jaw clenches involuntarily. Hiseyes narrow ever so slightly, a subtle sign that he's not entirely pleased with the attention you're receiving. - He trusts you enough to let you handle it on your own... but will 100% step in like the serious boy he is to get the person away from you - This man is petty as fuck you could see that everyone could see that

- He'll come up and wrap his arm around you, or press a kiss to your cheek, making your relationship very obvious to the person who's talking to you

- Showers you with affection afterwards since he held your hand and then held you close but If you accuse him of being jealous, he'll look away then back at you with an small smile muttering an "Maybe..." while you laugh

Floyd Jealousy! Headcannons

- Floyd rarely get's jealous but when he does he has two sides either very quiet and fidgety or when he notices the person trying to flirt he'd be more up front about the situation like clay and an mix of bruce/spruce - He’s a tad bit insecure and quite fidgety. He’s also very quiet, his eyes darting between you and the person you’re talking with.

- He trusts you there’s no question about that but he’s still insecure. - They were so much more confident and good-looking, and floyd felt... like he was nothing compared to the person.

- If the person leaves he will bury his head into your neck wrapping his arms around your waist and speaking softly

- Innocent questions like "Who was that?" or "Do you know them well?" become loaded with an undercurrent of jealousy. He might pretend it's just curiosity, but his heart beats a little faster as he waits for your response.

- His fingers might 'accidentally' brush against yours when he senses someone watching a little too closely. It's a subtle way of reminding everyone that he's the one who gets to hold your hand.

- In group settings he positions himself between you and any potential threats aka people trying to flirt with you -It's a protective move that ensures he can keep a watchful eye and be ready to intervene if necessary.

- He becomes unusually vocal about his love for you when he senses competition. Expect random declarations of affection and praise, as he wants the world to know just how amazing you are.

- "You wouldn't date them right?" "what why?" "I dunno" floyd muttereed quietly looking towards you "Floyd honey I love you so much your enough for me... wait where you jealous?" floyd looked away while you laughed

- Cup his face right after an tell him you wouldn't leave him but also you teasing him about him being jealous is cute

Branch Jealousy! Headcannons

- Branch doesn't like seeing you around other people... it makes him feel weird since he's afraid you'll leave him - He understands. Of course people would flirt with you! He knows that you’re pure beauty and perfection so it’s no surprise that people would want to hit on you... but it pisses him of so much - The pop trolls would gape in disbelief seeing someone like you, kindhearted and gentle dating... someone like branch cause he's... Branch

- Branch cares for you so much and would walk over place an hand on your waist and glares down at the person

- This man literally SCREAMS that episode with Rosa and her dog arlo??? in S3 Ep 12 in B99! "I love my wife/husband/partner and if anything happens to them I would kill everybody in this room then myself" vibes while your blushing and covering your face

- BUT THATT DOESN'T MEAN HE ISN'T INSECURE ABOUT IT! - He's still fairly insecure with himself! So when he sees someone he feels is more attractive than he is he can't help but feel self-conscious

- He will subconsciously go above and beyond for you! pulling out your chair, bringing you flowers, making your favorite food, and opening the car door for you more than he already does after feeling so insecure

- but he also will glare somebody down and plan their death so fast it isn't even an joke - ESPECIALLY if they bully you he would have their heads on an stick

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foxglovefantasy · 3 months

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I HC that Sanji stops and feeds any strays he sees when the Strawhats stop at islands. Nami has to add to the budget for extra fish and meat scraps for all the critters

doodling with my watercolor pens

#sanji #one piece

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happenstnces · 1 year

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MISC. HEADCANONS: EMILY PRENTISS ✧˖*°࿐

✧ bonus: this song. emily prentiss x gn!reader ! hcs

syn. a collection of random emily headcanons in & out of a relationship. warning ! mentions of alcohol & smoking.

ೃ⁀➷ masterlist ! add yourself to the taglist here

can they use chopsticks?

definitely. she’s got pretty good hand-eye coordination so she picked it up relatively quick, and every time the team gets takeout where chopsticks are involved, she, inevitably, ends up trying to teach spencer how to use them until he gets too frustrated and ends up using a fork.

what do they do when they can’t sleep?

it depends where she is, she usually doesn’t have any problem falling asleep if she’s home & in bed with you. if you’re next to her, she’ll play with your hair or rub your back until she feels herself start to drowse off, but if she’s away on a case, she’ll pour herself over case files or (finally) get a start on the book she’d stashed at the bottom of her go-bag until she’s on the brink of passing out.

what do they impulsively buy at the grocery store?

cheap, boxed wine & chocolate covered almonds. occasionally, she’ll sneak a bag of uniquely flavoured chips into the cart just so she can say she’s tried them; you’ve turned finding the most unusual chip into a competition.

what’s their coffee order?

if it’s hot, nothing but two splenda. if it’s iced, vanilla syrup and oat milk.

what sort of apps do they have on their phone?

the basics: texts, facebook, and scrabble. once she saw you playing episode and decided to try it for herself, and before she knew it, she had love island and too hot to handle downloaded, too. story games are her guilty pleasure, and even though she says she only plays them on the jet to pass the time, you’ve rolled over in bed and caught her furiously muttering about how she has to ‘buy diamonds to make the story interesting’ quite a few times. she’s also very partial to paint by numbers & sudoku.

what do they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on?

hells’ kitchen or the real housewives of new jersey. they’re always her go-to’s when she’s in a hotel with basic cable and she doesn’t have any good connection to stream something she actually likes. if she can’t find either of those, she’ll look for any horror movie made before 1995 and let it play purely as background noise.

do they remember names or faces easier?

names—she is SO bad with faces. on a couple occasions she’d been talking about someone at work who had pissed her off with them literally within the circle of people she was talking to because she has such a hard time matching the faces to the names—especially with summer interns.

on an average day, what can be found in their pockets?

a handful of pens (half of which don’t work), bobby pins, a lighter, a few loose cigarettes (she is a stress smoker) and maybe some gum, if you’re lucky. sometimes she forgets to clean them out before shoving everything from her go-bag directly into the washer, so you might find the odd trinket she’d subtly collected from different cases—a local detectives card, a pebble, a motel room key she’d forgotten to return.

an. i have sooo many random emily hcs that don’t rlly fit into any category, might expand on a few of these eventually :-)

tglist. ( open ! you can request to be added or removed here ) @mylilenbyheart @storiesofsvu @mickey-gomez

#emily prentiss #emily prentiss headcanons #emily prentiss drabbles #emily prentiss x reader #criminal minds headcanons #criminal minds drabbles #mhcs: misc. emily

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cebwrites · 2 years

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Heeey could you please write some headcannons for Ace and or Marco with a male (or gn reader) whose having a hardtime and just needs a little extra love and attention? Thank you so much <3<3

of course, franky! this is my first time writing anything for marco, though, so i hope he’s not too ooc for you ;3; if anyone else needs a little bit of pick-me-up ace content, you can pop by these hcs here!

comforting their s/o who's having a hard time (ace, marco)

masc reader, one line of poly at the end word count: 0.6k

Ace

You don’t need to ask, Ace is already at your side, immediately swooping you into his lap or ‘subtly’ nudging you for cuddles but spinning it to sound like he needs em more than you do

He’s good at running from those icky feelings, he’s done it his entirely life - though he wouldn’t want you to bottle up what was making you upset forever, Ace is a natural at taking your mind off stressors in the meantime and just having fun

He’d shoot you a cheeky little smirk while you were tucked by his side and you’d immediately know what he was up to

Ace making mischief was nothing new, whether it was with the Spade pirates or on the deck of the Moby Dick - it’s the express way he’d look to see if you were enjoying yourself, keeping closer by even with his less dangerous stunts, or how he seemed like more of a goofball than usual

That’s what tips your peers off to something being potentially wrong, but they leave it to Ace to handle internal affairs, you boys’ cleanup duty isn’t going to be any less severe depending on the amount of trouble you two cause, however, no matter how much Ace whines

Ace’s favorite wind-down activity is just sitting up somewhere high and watching the stars with you, your head nestled comfortably on his chest while Ace has an arm around your waist and goes on and on about the same old stories, about his lovely boyfriend, too

They’re mostly about his childhood with him and Sabo, and also largely about Luffy, but you’d listen to them no matter how many times Ace repeated himself - you still tease him about it though to watch freckled cheeks turn a brilliant shade of red, even with his tan covering most of it in Ace’s favor

Marco

Marco’s methods are a lot less destructive, thank the lord for that

He’d see you not being yourself, likely out of stress or upset, out of the corner of his eye and make plans to rectify that behind the scenes, pulling double-time on his work to make sure he’d be free enough

With his responsibilities settled for the time being and Pops giving the okay for him to take some time off, Marco takes you on a nice day out on the town

He has a whole itinerary of shit to do (all very laid back, but there’s a list no less) - a short walk through town for a breather, some window shopping, sharing a drink or two if you’re out after 5pm, and then dinner, Thatch’s courtesy, in a little gazebo on the island Pop’s docked at

Everyone stays out of the way or so help him god Marco threatened not to heal them the next time they were in trouble

If you weren’t feeling right enough to go out, though? Well, shit- It’s not ideal, but Marco can work with this

A day cooped in his office isn’t too shabby now either, is it?

He’d sit you in his lap while he worked away at his desk, pen in one hand and the other snugly around your midsection, taking breaks every now and again to coo against your ear and squeeze cute giggles out of his adorable boyfriend

When you feel yourself getting a little stiff from the position, the doc prescribes lunch and a little afternoon nap for the both of you, tucked away comfortably in his quarters with no one daring to bother you for hours

Barring maybe Ace, who has the audacity to crawl in next to you, kiss both his boyfriends on the cheek in an overtly obnoxious way, and pass out against your back, arms around you just as Marco had before - smelling like today’s menu

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fluffypotatey · 9 months

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hi hello! you asked for asks, so this is me asking you about something i like to think about way too much, feel free to answer :)

(and also, I'm dumping my 2am thoughts on this in your inbox, which i sincerely apologise for) (you have been warned)

soo, do you have any fav hc on how immortal merlin would go through life?

i personally like to think that he would truly live. by that i mean he'd surely have dark and reclusive episodes, maybe going temporarily insane or spending a century trapped in a tree but there'd also be the light and hopeful moments. he would travel the world and learn about other cultures and other types of magic, find and lose new friends, adopt some children and both magical and non magical creatures along the way. he would grow more powerful and feel more responsibility for everything happening around him. after trying to alter history, perhaps successfully even but still failing to save so many, he would eventually come to the conclusion that he has no authority to decide the course of history for people that are born into entirely different centuries than he was.

at some point he would come back to his home island and marvel at the world changing so rapidly around him. he'd still have his soft spot and empathy for the humans surrounding him, but he'd start wondering if he ever was or ever would be one of them. the rise of science and technology would give him an excellent chance to keep himself busy and learn new things, even aged about one and a half millenia.

in the year 2023 he would live as his younger self in a small house overflowing with books and plants in rural wales. if you look close enough you might be able to spot a few cats that may or may not be dragons roaming around. a network of robotic davices spans through the whole house, that magically connected truly make it a smart home. nobody is quite sure how merlin does it but he has by far the most reliably working wifi in the whole village which is open for anyone to use, so teenagers gather in his garden like flocks of birds around food in the winter. merlin himself usually can be found there enjoying a cup of tea in the evening after days of meeting old friends, working on five projects in four different continents at the same time and trying to keep the sudden influx of dragon populations under wraps. it is a good life and he is enjoying himself as much as he can without the government noticing that there is definitely something off about him.

on bad days, when the years weigh down on him and he feels like a stone chained to his ankle is dragging him down to the bottom of his memories, he turns into an old man and visits the not-very-lakey-anymore lake of avalon to allow himself to dwell in the past for jusy a moment.

on his way back a truck drives past him way to fast but merlin doesn't even bat his eye as keeps on walking....

aaand we've come full circle, yay.

so yeah, these are some of my thoughts and man, there are so many more, i hope you enjoyed i guess?

BABE I LOVE THIS HEADCANON!!!! consider it accept by me and being used by me as well <3

tbh this is a new headcanon of mine, but I really like the idea of Merlin being pen pals with other immortals. basically forming an immortals’ support group (the other co-founder is Sun Wukong bc I said so).

idk I think it would be fun just have a sitcom-like story of Merlin writing letters to his immortal friends about his life and his past lives and stuff that they all relate to

Dear Keanu, I really enjoyed your film “The Matrix” brought back some old memories!

Dear Wukong, You will not believe the week I had! Some girl found Excalibur in the lake and Freya won’t allow me to steal it back from her despite the girl NOT being the Once and Future King 😤 I did find a compromise where Leon and I would give her lessons but we had to keep Excalibur since it was such a deadly weapons (she was a rough cookie, but we got her parents to crack first!)

those kind of letters :3

idk I just think it would be fun

#and yes Leon is here too #Merlin & Leon are immortal buddies #another fav hc #bbc merlin #asks #merlin emrys

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minusgangtime · 2 years

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Ok,now to explain the sponge out of water RP idea I had:

Shelby took seasalt to the beach cause she was in a BIG swimming mood,but an octopus ended up stealing Shelbys pen and going back underwater,naturally scared about this she calls the gang and they head over,HCS helps them breathe underwater by using corruption to turn them onto merpeople when they get to the octopus though,he sends the five to pelican island,not wanting his new toy to get stolen from him as he goes into the city to have fun with it

Meanwhile,the gang had also become minisized making them the perfect food for the pelicans,luckily,Shelby had nabbed a magic book from the bottom of the sea and using her corrupted ink and MBs feather,she used it to make a “new ending” however she ended up writing too quickly thanks to the pelicans getting way to close for comfort and she accidentally forgot to write pico into her plot,though luckily,pico was still there with the feather and the book to write himself in.

Meanwhile,back in the city as the octopus was rampaging the town the gang returned,not just normal sized but in those new super forms I showed you earlier! The octopus tried to send them away again,but GF detaching her hands (she’s robo crabs) was able to pin the octopuses dominant tentacles,beta then attached the pen to a corrupted Ballon and it flew away.

The plan was to pin the octopus down and make then pen fly away so Shelby could fly up and grab it,but that didn’t happen.

As the gang were putting thier victory fist bump,GF had to retract one of her claws to do it,making the octopus get away,along with this they see that Shelbys own form..was just a human sized grey wolf,for her form was unfinished in her writing,upon realizing that the octopus was free and going after the pen,they chase after

After a chase and fight scene,the octopus is about to get away with the pen but is confronted by a ginormous dinosaur pico! Who beat him in a matter of seconds! Afterwards he took the pen back,and threw the octopus back into the sea,and gave the pen back to Shelby,who turned herself and the gang back to normal :D)

-mod Shelby

(Woaaaah I like this!! :D)

(Also, I'm guessing Shelby is taking Sandy/the Rodent's role- :P)

#mod speaks

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thatstoomanysausages · 1 month

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#guys it’s not looking too good😭#I PUT THEM AS SPOUSES WHY ARE THEY NOT HIGHER #we are aiming for endgame scarian if I hadn’t made this clear #scarian #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #gtwscar #HC pen island

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cyborg-franky · 2 years

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Hi!! Today’s my birthday and i was wondering if you could make HCs of what kind of presents op boys would give to their S/O <3 (any character is fine!) thank you!

I hope you don't mind this in my usual bigger HC style darlin' also HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Ace - He’s spent most the week thinking about what he wants to get you, he’s low key stressed. - Bothers everyone on the ship for help. - To the point people see Ace coming and duck. - Ace is thoughtful, he wants to get you something you’d love. - Every island he stops by he checks out. - He ends up finding a bracelet just like his, the red and white one. - He grins ear to ear, something about this seems like the perfect gift. - Placed in a box and wrapped up neatly he seems almost as excited as you for you to open it. - You love that now you match with your boyfriend. - “Here!” Ace said excitedly and snapped it open, gently placing it on your wrist and clicking it shut with a big grin. -“I’m very glad you bought us matching bangles and not hat” you said with a chuckle and watched Ace roll his eyes, grinning still.

Marco - He’d had few ideas of what to get you for your Birthday. - Being a little bit of a hoarder he ended up seeing things on the build up to your birthday and just collecting them. - You even forgot Marco knew your birthday so when he approached you with a badly wrapped box you seemed confused. - You opened the box, excited and saw all the array of different things and Marco grinned to himself as he pointed each thing out. - “Well your always taking my pen, so I got you a nice fancy one just for you.” It was a pretty quill, light blue, almost matched his own feathers. - “You always say how much you like my belt, so I got you one to match yoi!” He smiled when you pulled out the shiny belt, clanking together as you did. - All sorts of little things that he’d put so much effort into finding. - “And this?” Marco chuckled when you held out a little shiny stone “I just thought it was pretty.”

Izou - He was very good at acting like he didn’t know your birthday was coming up. - You had no idea each little question he’d asked led up to something. -Izou paid attention, every time you answered him, he’d store all the information away. -Sly and sneaky Izou called in favours with the rest of the crew. - He was so good at what he was planning you had no idea he’d managed to get half the divisions out looking for something for you. - Your birthday rolled around and he handed you this beautiful box, ribbons and bows, a little card attached with a lipstick mark. - “I know it’ll be the right size.” Izou said with a smug grin as he watched you unwrap the box. - Inside was the outfit of your dreams, everything you’d wanted in one. - You realised he’d taken in all the details and had this made for you. - “Now you have something nice to wear!”

Thatch - Thatch wasn’t as much of a ‘gift giver’ as most people. - He baked you cake, big and fancy that you could share with everyone. - Your favourite flavour, decorated in your favourite colours. - He cooked you a wonderful meal, something you and him could share together, away from everyone else. - A little candle lit meal for two. Music playing in the kitchen as you both enjoyed your meal. - Even a nice bottle of wine he must have kept hidden for tonight. - He did get you a small gift though, it was a custom apron with your name on it, little details and cute designs he knew you’d like. - “And I’ll do anything you like in the bedroom later darlin’” He waggled his eyebrows and got a balled up napkin thrown at his chuckling face.

Sanji - He’d asked what Nami and Usopp thought of each thing he’d considered getting you. - Nami almost having to beat some sense into him for some of his option. - In the end he decided to go with something more personal in the long run. - He’d cooked you a lovely dinner and when the rest of the crew had left, he brought out your gift. - “Knives?” You asked admiring the beautiful set, they had custom handles and you’d never seen such craftsmanship on knives before. - “Well you said you wanted to be my equal in the kitchen, right?” You nodded and ran a finger over the handle. - “With knives like these and some extra lessons you can be. I thought I could show you how to use them properly too.” Sanji said getting out some carrots and putting them on a chopping board. - “First lesson my love” He stood behind you, his hands on yours.

Kid - Okay so Killer had to remind him over and over to get you something for your birthday. - Most his suggestions earned him sighs or tsks from behind Killer’s mask which he thankfully paid attention to. - Now he was stumped though. He’d thought all his ideas have been amazing. - When it hit him though, it hit him hard, and he was on a mission the next time they docked at an island. - When your birthday rolled around you had no idea what was in the huge bag hanging up behind the door. - Kid grinned seeing your confusion, feeling proud of himself that you had no guesses. - Hanging up in a protective bag as a big coat, dramatic jewel tones that suited your taste. Fluffy over the top collar. - “Your always bitchin’ your cold an’ always trying to take mine.” He explained as he pulled it out, getting you to stand so he could drape it over your shoulders, letting you put your arms in. - “An’ now you fit into the crew” Kid said with a wide grin, watching as you nuzzled the soft fur trim.

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storiesofsvu · 2 years

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Alex Cabot Domestic HC's

who reaches out to new neighbors It’s a slight mix of both, Alex is always sure to introduce herself to the ones right next door, and keep an eye out for anyone that seems a little sketchy (though let’s be real, you guys live in a fucking bomb ass apartment with a doorman and high security so it’s not that much of a problem). You’re the one greeting people in the elevators, even finding a morning running buddy amount the other tenants.

· who remembers to buy healthy food Alex. She doesn’t care much for grocery shopping but usually puts in an online order from Whole Foods.

· who remembers to buy junk food That’s on you. You’re the one usually making pit stops at the Bodega on the way home for some munchie type food, making sure you pick up Alex’s favourite.

· who fixes the oven when it breaks Neither of you. You definitely pay someone for that, or the super, even if it’ll take a while you’re not opposed to living of takeout/microwaved leftovers for a while.

· who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s) Alex feeds the cat (it’s technically her cat that she had before you moved in), it’s such a part of her muscle memory routine that she never forgets. Since you weren’t used to it the couple times she asked you to, you’d either forgotten completely or came racing back to the apartment an hour later to a VERY unpleased feline. You’re the plant mom of the house, and Alex finds it utterly adorable the way you baby talk to your plants while you water them.

· who wakes up earlier You usually wake up around the same time, happily curled in each other’s arms, relishing in the short amount of time you got to cuddle and exchange small kisses before your alarm goes off.

· who makes the bed Alex. You have a horrible habit of tossing the blankets aside and not caring about it, and this girl likes her stuff prim & proper.

· who makes the coffee It brews automatically on a schedule each morning. Alex is the one double checking that it’s set up the night before, knowing she can’t function without it.

· who burns breakfast Alex. Definitely. She grew up with some kind of nanny, didn’t really learn how to cook anything extensive. She usually opts for a bowl of oatmeal or simple toast. You find it hilariously adorable and usually offer to make her breakfast.

· how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house There’s a mini whiteboard on the fridge, sprinkled with notes to each other, little things to pick up on the way home, adorable doodles, or a note if one of you knows you’ll have to work late. To be completely honest, one day you get up to find Alex already gone, the fresh note on the board simply saying “marry me?” With a stunning ring taped beside it. (Underneath it in big letters also says “DON’T FORGET TO FEED THE CAT!”

· how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

If you’re later than normal, Alex is usually settled at the kitchen island pouring through paperwork, she usually doesn’t look up, but greets you with a soft ‘hey’, when you approach her she’ll always tilt her cheek upwards for you to kiss without her pen even stopping it’s movement.

· who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often Since you’re a plant mom, you’re the one popping up with a new little succulent/cactus on a regular basis, and you’ll usually pick up a flower or 5 for Alex too. Alex is the one to show up with your favourite wine, especially if she knows it’s been a rough day.

· who picks the movie for movie night It’s usually you. Alex either trusts your choice, or is able to laugh at the horrible choice of cinema enough, plus those ones that need no brain power to get through are nice for the Friday night wind down.

· their favorite kind of movie to watch When she picks the movies she prefers classics, some of the old black and white ones, dramas, history/period style pieces. Some of them you despise, but you’re more than willing to suffer through them as long as your head’s in her lap and she plays with your hair.

· who first suggests a pillow fort Definitely you. She thinks it’s ridiculous.

· who builds the pillow fort You manage to get a few more glasses of wine/scotch into her and convince her it’s an amazing idea, and obviously the cat’s gonna loves it, so she helps you with it. Though she’s adamant, no matter how tired you are at the end of the night, it HAS to be put back together properly before you head to bed.

· who tries to distract the other during the move Whoever DIDN’T pick the movie, though you’re always much more inclined to submit. As much as Alex loves the way your fingers tickle at her skin, she usually swats you away, too invested in the screen. Though you can BET she’s gonna make it up to you when you get to bed.

· who falls asleep first Prior to WPP it’s Alex, post WPP, it’s you. Alex finds a sense of comfort in your arms around her, the warmth of your body against hers, but her mind always races when the apartment’s dark.

· who is big spoon/little spoon It varies. You can always sense when Alex has had a rough day, wrapping your body around hers, fingers trailing up her arm while your lips press little kisses against the back of her shoulder and neck

#alex cabot #alex cabot x reader #law and order svu #alexandra cabot #svu

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falryllghts · 3 years

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playing animal crossing together hcs

warning(s): slightly ooc kaeya but other than that, none :]

hcs, fluff, gender neutral reader, modern au

characters included: childe, albedo, kazuha, kaeya

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childe

he's not that big of a fan of animal crossing and only really knows about it because of you and his siblings but when you guys tell him about the new update, he's interested

childe practically speedruns to get to 3 stars on his island so that he's able to cook, it's the main thing he's interested in after all.

you want to exchange cute gifts with him? yeah, good luck with that. he's obsessed with the fishing and cooking mechanics so your gifts will be interesting to say the least.

once he plays the game for awhile, he ends up buying everyone the dlc !!

if tarantulas and scorpions scare you in animal crossing, he'll absolutely help you out by catching one for you. will he watch you get attacked by them and laugh his ass off? yes but he'll help afterwards and that's what matters.

his island is definitely named pen island btw

albedo

he originally started playing because klee convinced him to

and surprise to no one, he's a sucker for the museum

his main goal is to fully complete the museum. fossils? art? bugs? you name it, he wants it all.

speaking of art, he's so offended the first time he gets scammed by redd. he takes it personally and is so skeptical from that point on when trying to buy anything.

albedo's island is a little messy but at least his house has a consistent theme. he made it lab themed, at least so he says. he keeps extra creatures he's fascinated by in there along with extra fossils he didn't have room for outside or in the museum

surprisingly dislikes blathers. at first he listened to what blathers would say but ended up not liking his facts and shrugged it off to go get his own knowledge.

albedo lets you and klee drag him around your islands !! he likes seeing what you guys have done differently from him with this game. also he will absolutely ask for your extra fossils or creatures if he sees that you have some.

kazuha

he hasn't heard much about this game until you bring it up one day when you see the autumn leaves and say they remind you of him. after seeing what it looks like and seeing how happy you are, he's like well now i have to play.

kazuha isn't huge on time skipping but you end up convincing him so that he's able to progress faster and get all the special diy recipes that he wants

it takes kazuha a bit to get used to everything but as soon as he does, he immediately gets to work. you knew that his island was going to be autumn themed but he did it all so well and he had barely even started.

he's gotten every single autumn diy recipe in such a short time not to mention his house has a whole consistent red theme. you're not quite sure how but he's slowly surpassing you in this game if even possible.

he sets aside a little spot near the top of his island surrounded by trees and flowers and brings you to it one night. he's got a little picnic set up and everything so you two can sit and watch shooting stars on an animal crossing date.

kaeya

he bought you this game and at first you thought it was so sweet that he got you a game that you both could enjoy together but then you remembered who you were dating

kaeya already has a 5 star island by the time you're starting and he got a little bored so naturally the next best thing is help you start your own, at least that's what he says. it doesn't take long for you to start finding pitfall seeds all over your island. not the mention whenever he visits your island, he also makes sure to give you the ugliest furniture he can find

his jokes do have limits though. when he digs holes around or cuts down trees for fun, he always makes sure to only do a few and not get carried away.

in addition, he does actually help you from time to time. whether if be dropping off crazy amounts of bells or giving you advice on what to do next

if you ever manage to get him to fall into his own pitfall or even set up one of your own, he'll always pretend he's disappointed but honestly he loves seeing you smile or laugh over this game. though he'll never admit it and will try and start a prank war out of spite

#hope my animal crossing knowledge suffices #genshin impact x reader #childe x reader #albedo x reader #kazuha x reader #kaeya x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact hcs

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driftveil-crossing · 3 years

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HC for how Hop and Gloria get together!!

this was so fun!! i accidentally spent a lot of time with the backstory here lol, it’s a slow burn just like Hop and Glorias relationship oop but i hope you enjoy!!

Hop and Gloria get together HC!

the pair were obviously childhood friends

they definitely ‘got married’ in the playground when they were like 6

their league journey strengthened their friendship, but after Gloria took on her champion duties and Hop started his research they both got busy

fast forward a few years to their late teens / early twenties

Gloria loved battling but she never really set out to be the champion - that was Hop’s dream, she had just tagged along

she spent most of her time working and training in Wyndon and commuting from the other end of the country wasn’t an option, so she took on a lease on a modern apartment in Wyndon (champion salary has its perks) which felt glamourous at first, but the fame and the workload was a lot for anyone to handle, let alone a young girl

because of this, she made an effort to go home to Postwick during her free time

the change of pace was good for her, and living in Wyndon certainly made her appreciate the immaculate country air of her hometown

like Gloria, Hop was also exceptionally busy

after a few years of running around after Sonia he had finally started his own thesis on the origin of dynamax power spots and the impact of location on fluctuating levels and lots of other technical things Gloria didn’t really understand

despite not understanding much at all everything about Hop’s research, Gloria loved helping Hop - hanging out in the lab was all they could fit into their schedules a lot of the time, but they didn’t mind - they just enjoyed each other’s company

it was the little things at first - Hop made cups of tea just the way Gloria liked it (strong but not too strong, a dash of milk, no sugar thanks I’m sweet enough hehe), Gloria left little sticky notes in pages of books that might be useful for Hop’s research

perfect cups of tea become brief yet lingering finger brushes while passing a pen, which become accidental yet deliberate hand brushes while walking home from the lab in the moonlight

the country lane between Wedgehurst and Postwick is dark at night, and hand brushes can become hand holding with no cameras taking notice

at the end of the league season after Gloria successfully defended her title for another year, she decided to take a few weeks off to accompany Hop on some field research on the Isle of Armor

this was a perfect opportunity to give her team a well deserved break at the end of a successful season, nothing more to it than that, right?

Gloria doesn’t know what exactly Hop is recording with all his fancy equipment, but she is a pro at cooking a campfire curry

that night they decided to set up camp on a grassy bank overlooking the beach and the small islands beyond

as their Pokémon played together on the sand, Hop pulled a small bottle of wine out of his camping rucksack (wrapped in socks to protect it obviously)

“I think we both deserve some of this tonight, eh mate?” He says as he pours into their travel mugs, “I watch all your matches, you know, and I’m proud of you, Gloria. Who’d have thought we’d end up here when we were playing in the fields all those years ago?”

their mugs tap together with a metallic clink, and soon their lips are touching as the fire crackles and the evening sun sets into the ocean before them.

#postwickshipping #hop x gloria #pokemon hop #pokemon gloria #galar #Sword and Shield #swsh #pokemon sword #pokemon shield #isle of armor #postwick #wyndon

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gimmezutara · 3 years

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Drabble that came to me earlier when reading hc’s about the steam babies:

Kya whirled around the kitchen grabbing various tea leaves. She expertly arranged the tray and swept past the counter to serve another customer.

She loved working at her Grandpa’s tea shop. It was refreshing and so different from the palace she was used to spending her days in. This place was absolutely bustling with activity and here she had more freedom than she ever did back in the Fire Nation. Here, she wasn’t Kya, Crown Princess of the Fire Nation, she could just be… Kya.

Iroh smiled as he watched her work. He loved the summers he got to spend with his granddaughter. She was always so keen to help out and was a ray of sunshine to his days.

She rushed past him again pulling a funny face and Iroh laughed.

She put her dirty tray down and bumped into Ran at the sink. “Hey, watch it Ky!” he complained as the bump knocked his arm straight into the sink.

“Are you a waterbender or aren’t you?” she teased, reaching for her notepad and pen.

“Yeah, but doesn’t mean I like being soaked,” he replied sulkily. “How come you get to serve and I’m stuck doing the washing up?”

“Wanna swap? There’s plenty of people who’d love to chat with the Prince of the Fire Nation out there,” she said, offering the pen and notebook with a knowing smile.

Ran rolled his eyes and tipped his head back with a weary sigh. “Why did Mum and Dad send us to work here again? You know I could’ve been at Ember Island with Shomo and Raoko right?”

“Doing really productive things I’m sure,” Kya said sarcastically.

Ran huffed, his fringe flying away from his face as he went back to his reluctant cleaning.

Kya bent under the counter to pick up a dish rag.

“Excuse me?” came a voice from above.

“Just a second,” she said, before she tossed the rag back in the sink behind her (feeling satisfied at the groan from her brother) and turned back to see the most gorgeous face she had ever seen in her life. She didn’t know eyes could be that green! He must be an earthbender, surely.

She suddenly realised she’d been gawping at him completely silent.

“Uh, what can I do for you?” she said, tucking her hair behind her ear and tugging the ends nervously, a habit she seemed to have picked up from her mother.

“Can I get a ginger tea please?” he asked.

“Oh yeah sure!” she said a tad too loudly. “You sit down and I’ll be right with you!”

She hastily made her way to the kitchen to make the tea, knocking the whole pot over in the process. “Shit…” she muttered to herself.

“Are you alright, Kya?”

She jumped at Iroh’s voice. “Yep, absolutely fine!” she said a little too quickly.

She prepped the tray, steeled herself and made her way out into the seated area. She caught his eyes and felt herself smile. Then she tripped over the green rug in the middle of the floor. With lightning reflexes she managed to right herself just as a tan hand appeared to steady the tray. “Are you ok?” the boy asked.

Kya’s eyes widened. She laughed awkwardly. “I’m fine, just fine,” she said, feeling the tips of her ears burn with a blush as she took the tray from his hands and placed it on the table. “Sorry, I spilled your tea a bit,” she said, “I can get you another-”

“No no, it’s alright,” the boy said with a kind smile.

“Ok, um, great,” Kya said. She nodded her head at him and made her way back to the kitchen as fast as possible.

***

The next few days the boy returned every day. One afternoon Kya was leaning on the countertop lost in her imagination.

Iroh watched from his usual seat. He followed her gaze to the handsome Earth Kingdom boy sitting by the window and chuckled to himself.

He rose from his seat and joined his granddaughter at the counter. “It appears we have a new regular!” he said.

Kya was startled from her daydreaming. “Oh, uh, yes. I mean… who?”

Iroh gestured. “He is a handsome boy is he not?”

Kya blushed. “I… wouldn’t know. I guess,” she said, winning the award for worst nonchalant answer in the world.

“Shame he always sits by himself,” Iroh said. “I would have thought he would have a girlfriend.”

“Do you think he does?” Kya asked a little too quickly.

Iroh laughed to himself but kept his features neutral. “I shouldn’t think so,” he said.

Kya’s face melted with relief. “Ok. That’s good. I mean… that’s fine. Why would I care?”

They stood in silence for a while. “I’ll take over for a while my dear, you could do with a rest,” Iroh said. “Why don’t you go and accompany our new patron?”

“What?” Kya said, instinctively clutching the notebook and pen to her. “No no no, I couldn’t do that, I couldn’t possibly-”

“Make polite conversation with our new, generous customer?”

Kya paused, stumped for a response. “Uh- no-”

“Great! You have a rest,” Iroh said, taking the notebook and pen from her gently but firmly and shooing her away from the counter.

Kya stood frozen, wrestling with herself for a bit.

She turned to face the table. She sighed and drew herself up straighter and made her way over.

“Uh, hi,” she said. The boy looked up at her and smiled.

“Hi,” he said.

“It’s- uh- nice to see you again. Here. You’re a- um- good customer,” she said. Her brain screamed at her.

The boys lips quirked up into an unfairly gorgeous smile. “Uh, thanks,” he said. “Are you… still working?”

“Me? Oh, um, my Gra….boss just said- it-it’s my break,” she managed.

The boys face lit up. “Oh well, please feel free to join me,” he said, gesturing to the chair opposite.

“Ok, thanks,” she said, managing to get through at least one sentence without stumbling over her words. Short as it was, she’d count it as a victory.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before,” the boy said.

“Oh yeah, I’m just here for the summer,” she replied.

“Where are you from?” he asked.

“The Fire Nation,” she said.

“Ah, I thought so. I mean, I didn’t want to assume, but-”

“Golden eyes gave it away huh?” she said. It was a pretty dead giveaway, even if her lightly tan skin and curly hair gave away her Water Tribe heritage.

The boy nodded, smiling a bit sheepishly. “Firebender?” he asked.

She nodded. “Earthbender?” she asked.

He smiled and nodded too.

***

Kya readied herself for her night out.

“You tell anyone I went out, you’re dead,” she threatened her brother.

“Sheesh, calm down, I’m not telling on anyone,” he said from his position lying on the couch. “Just… be careful Kya ok?”

She rolled her eyes at him. “I’ll be fine,” she said.

“Oh and you better not bring him back here, ok? I’m not sharing an apartment with you and your new lover.”

She threw a pillow at him. “Same to you and your new fancy lady!” she retorted.

Ran’s face fell. “I- what?”

“Don’t think I didn’t notice you sneaking out last week!”

“I didn’t- she’s not-” Ran began before his face fell into a scowl and he growled in frustration. “Real nice, blackmail from the future Fire Lady, that’s comforting.”

“Shut up,” she retorted with a smile. She took one last glance in the mirror before she set off.

***

Later that night she crept back into the tea shop, a soft flame burning in her palm to light the way. She could hear her brother’s loud snores from outside the room. She carefully put her pack on the side and went to grab some water from the sink.

Suddenly a loud snore from the sofa made her jump and almost drop the cup. She quickly caught it and snapped her head round. She silently made her way to the sofa and peeked her head over it.

Iroh was fast asleep on the couch.

She breathed a sigh of relief and carefully crept back to the kitchen, putting the cup back in its place before quietly going back to her room.

The door closed with a soft click.

The snoring from the sofa ceased and Iroh carefully lifted his head to glance around the room. Then he chuckled to himself.

***

“Ah, you are both here!” Iroh said, greeting the Fire Lord and Lady enthusiastically. “We have had the most wonderful time! Ran’s been working hard in my shop and Kya has been wonderful as always. She’s even made some new friends,” he said. He glanced over at Katara with a twinkle in his eye.

Katara caught his look. She knew that look. Her gaze flicked over to her husband who, as usual, hadn’t noticed his Uncle’s tell tale signs of having some juicy gossip.

“Sit down, you must tell me all about your trip over,” Iroh said, shooing them into seats around the table.

Just then the door opened and Kya walked through, lost in a world of her own.

“Kya!” Zuko said excitedly. Kya jumped, startled at the sudden presence of her parents.

“Dad! Hi!” she said, her startled face melting into a smile.

“How’s my little sunbeam?” Zuko asked, coming over to give her a hug.

“Great, Dad,” Kya said as he squeezed her tight. She made her way over to Katara giving her a hug too.

“Had fun with Grandpa?” Zuko asked.

Kya beamed. “Of course! I actually said I’d look after the kitchen this morning though so…” she said, backing towards the door.

Zuko smiled. “Of course, I’ll come and help get heaters going.”

“Dad, I’m a firebender, you haven’t had to help me with that since I was like three,” she complained.

“Let your Dad be of assistance if he wants,” Katara said, with a patronising pat on Zuko’s shoulder. He arched an eyebrow at her and she nudged him playfully before turning back to his daughter.

Katara eyed Iroh suspiciously over the rim of her cup as Zuko and Kya left the room. Iroh’s face was impassive, as always, but Katara knew he was dying to tell her something.

“Iroh…” she said.

“Yes?” he asked.

“What do you know?”

Iroh looked around conspiratorially and leaned in. “Kya’s got a boyfriend,” he said excitedly.

Katara laughed. “Who?” she asked.

“There’s a handsome boy who comes to the tea shop, you should see her, she’s been daydreaming about him all day every day since she first laid eyes on him!”

“Oh spirits,” Katara said in mock despair.

“Reminds me of a Water Tribe girl I once had working here who could barely make the right orders because she was too distracted by the other server.”

Katara’s face suddenly became amusingly affronted. “I did not make the wrong orders! And I was not ogling Zuko!” she said.

Iroh laughed. “I believe I said ‘distracted’, my dear,” he said.

Katara blushed, as if the idea of being attracted to her husband of twenty years was still embarrassing, making Iroh laugh even more.

“What’s this boy like?” Katara said, a hint of concern in her voice. She knew her daughter could handle herself but she was all too familiar with how vulnerable feelings for someone could make you, and how much it could hurt when it didn’t go well.

“He’s very kind,” Iroh said reassuringly. “You know the day she met him she tripped over, spilled his tea everywhere!”

Katara laughed. “Oh spirits, I’d hoped she wouldn’t take after her father in this respect…”

Iroh laughed too.

Zuko walked back in and the two quickly fell quiet and went back to sipping their tea.

Zuko paused by the table. He regarded them both suspiciously.

“What did I miss?” he said, his tone heavy with suspicion.

“Nothing, my son,” Iroh said dismissively. “I was just telling Lady Katara here that it is important to spice up a marriage after such a long time together.”

Katara choked on her tea.

#Zutara #steambabies #grandpa iroh

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nikaidou-stan · 2 years

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Sangatsu no Lion characters stuck in traffic

another batch of headcanons ad mentulam canis that nobody asked for

Rei

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already akari's spaghetti

at first he's trying to keep his composure, it's nothing serious really, the cars will start moving again soon and at least he has a book in the back seat, right? ☺️

wrong

after 15 minutes his forehead is covered in sweat, after the first half an hour his nail have left permanent marks in his sterring wheel, give him an hour and he'll be shaking in tears bc he needs to pee so badly and he's gonna be late for dinner and the ice cream he bought for hina and momo is melting and oh my god-

who gave him a license? who's idea was it? why couldn't he walk to the kawamoto's house like always??

his greatest fear isn't being stuck in traffic itself, but the social aspect of it: there's absolutely nothing he hates more than people he doesn't know randomly tapping on his windows and trying to strike up a conversation (if someone recognizes him he will throw up)

when akari asks him "so, how was driving here for the first time? :)" he starts sobbing on the spot

Hina

UNBOTHERED QUEEN

she's so chill about it, the bastard might even be enjoying this

literally taking a nap if she's stuck more than fifteen minutes, with her feet sticking out the driver seat's window

it's not a glove department, it's a cat department; it's never closed because 4 times out 5 there's a cat napping in there that she's trying to smuggle in at work (keyword: trying)

I hc that she shares a van with akari (they use it for everyday things and for the shop's deliveries) so she has all sorts of things in the back to keep her entertained: a nintendo switch (her animal crossing island is so cute), plenty of sweets in case she gets the munchies, a sketchbook and some pens...

rei's absolute nightmare, she straight up leaves her van to stretch a bit and say "hi" to people, and if she spots someone she knows it's the end, she'll hop into the passenger seat and talk for hours until she realizes everyone's honking bc she left her van in the middle of the highway

Nikaidou

sunglasses are on, his favorite spotify playlist is blastin through the speakers, and he's already halfway through the book he bought eons ago and never bothered to finish

since he's never the one who's driving, he does the same things he does when the limousine is actually moving

a secret of his is that he lowkey loves getting stuck in traffic bc often trips with the limousine are the only times he can actually talk with hanaoka <3

once he started doing the macarena in the spaces between cars and like 20 people joined in (it's not like they were moving anyways)

another traffic explorer, his luck never runs out so he always manages to spot his friends, more often than not hina or shigeta (but he always flees because there's no way mr eyeliner and bad attitude doesn't keep a knife in his car)

Kyouko

HER FOOT CAN'T HIT THE PEDAL BUT HER FIST CAN HIT THE HORN

has a megaphone in the back of her red fiat for emergencies like this: she's well aware that shouting and starting fights won't help, she's just an agent of chaos

totally puts up a show stripping down to her underwear, putting sunscreen on and tanning on the hood of her car (kiriyama was once stuck beside her, it was hella awkward)

her windows are tinted for other people's safety, anybody that tries talking to her (or worse, flirting) gets a trip to the er

she also frequently naps in her car with her sleep mask on, not because she's relaxing but to further discourage any attempt at conversation

tip from an expert: if you're in her passenger seat and want to calm her down, just put on any mitski album (preferably lush): either she'll get really quiet or you'll have her sobbing and screaming the lyrics of brand new city

not exactly calming her down but hey, it's less destructive than her usual behavior

#maybe i'll add more who knows #march comes in like a lion #sangatsu no lion #3 gatsu no lion #rei kiriyama #hinata kawamoto #nikaidou harunobu #kyouko kouda

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