#have to present the book thing today

[formula-fun]

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#would like to finish my fucking fic but i need to just rant about how insane architecture school is #there are 50 people in my year and we're making this book thing together #have to present the book thing today #theres 8 groups and each person made a handful of pages #each group handles 1 topic #and then theres a formatting team which is a representative from each team #so that we can all coordinate on the formatting and hten go back to our groups to tell them like what fonts to use and give them layouts #shit like that #i am on that team #which means i have to nitpick my team and make sure their pages look the same as the other people's pages and compile them #we have ?? 30 something pages of diagrams and drawings? 8 teams so the book is probably 250ish pages long atm #thats due today and after were done presenting were getting a second study to do which is due on monday (same length) #we have to present that one too #and then we have an essay due tuesday (3 pages) a site analysis due thursday (that ones short #another due next tuesday (again 3 pages for theory (gag)) #and were getting our studio assignment after mondays presentation #where we have to design a building and we have a few months to do it #and this weekend i have a networking event and a site visit so i have like 1 day to work and 1 day to do those things #oh and we have readings in the midst of all this #not sure the word count on that but we have usually 4 a week and theyre usually each 20 ish pages long which isnt that bad but you know #oh shit i also have to go to mr theory mans office hours on monday bcause i NEED that 4.0 man i need it #anyway if i am not writing i promise you i PROMISE you i am thinking about how much i want to and what i will do next #there is just ?????? so much shit to do #also my structures class is during the quali today so im just gonna. watch it in there. multitask. priorities #tldr dont study architecture #all these f1 drivers who wanted to be architects? would they have survived is my question. the answer may shock you #td

[why-the-heck-not]

29.06.23, thursday

I had a presentation today, and there's nothing (and I mean nothing) I hate more than those, so as a treat I made the rest of the day real cozy. Baked bread & listened to podcast while cleaning my apartment; good chill times

#also no it's not the absolute best bread; i used to be lots better at bread some years ago but i can't for the life of me remember what #modifications i made to that recipe (like it was basically just a rough guideline at the end) and i am a dumbass and never wrote any of it #down so i gotta now do some bread research and start again with tinkering everything #but the problem is that I live alone now and i can't bake like multiple big loafs a week bc it's just me eating #so it'll be lots slower this time #yea i should/could have also just been productive bc the thing i had that presentation on is still not like entirely done #but it's like almost there and I could afford a chill evening #presentations take lots of energy out of me anyways even if it's just a small quick one like today was like I am just done for the day afte #so nothing too great would've come out of it anyways #at least I now have a clean kitchen and no longer and actual mountain of clean unfolded laundry on my couch #studyblr #bookblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #studyspo #dark academia #chaotic academia #june 2023 #2023

[pinksilvace]

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#dkhghgghkslghhhgh I'm Not Normal about rotg #my interest in it picks back up for a few weeks each year and I just. sigh #please dreamworks I know you had sequels planned. you don't know how big it would be amongst today's audiences. I prommy #director PETER RAMSEY and executive producer GUILLERMO DEL TORO both want to give it a second chance #as does joyce. the guy who sold the IP to dreamworks #nooo because there are so many interesting things the movie could pull on if it starts looking at the guardians with respect #to events of the past #a big critique of rotg is that it doesn't have much plot and I think that largely comes as a result of the movie being mostly setup #it needed to spend so much time establishing its world and I'm so glad that it did #but it did lead to people questioning what the heck bunny and tooth are and why pitch feels so flat etc etc #oh my GOD if they dug into how pitch was created it would add so much subtext to the antarctica scene #I wouldn't care about whether they brought in nightlight stuff or not by integrating more material from the books bc movie canon #is already so distinct but YOU'RE TELLING ME that this man... a guard in his own right... succumbed to the powers of fear #because he was mourning the loss of his child??? because he wanted to protect her??? and then he tried to connect with jack #(a child) over how much he longed to be known and have a FAMILY??? how am I supposed to be normal about this #there are so many ghosts of the books' influence in the first movie that could be explored so much #not to mention something something fear exists to keep people (kids) safe and eliminating it completely would be Bad Actually #maybe I'm realizing I just want pitch to be explored more sdkfjsldfjks #I've seen a lot of folks say they want more seasonal characters to be introduced and I guess that could work in the context of a show #but if they dove more into how the guardians came to be and what MIM's deal is and how that all affects the present #ohhhh baby that's good content right there #fern muses

[that-was-anticlimactic]

there’s something so sacred about sharing what you love with others: whether it be a song or food or clothes, a show or a movie or pictures. it's just... such a deep and personal thing, you know? having someone carve out a little part of their heart and gift it to you with an abundance of joy and excitement and passion... yeah.

#i lowkey had an awful day today lol #and it was my first day taking over as teacher so that's a great way to start it #there are people in seventh period who literally despise me and maybe that's an exaggeration but i looked over their creative writing for #the day and one of those kids literally wrote about how he was having a good day but then it turned into a bad day when i started the #creative writing with them so that was great and other stuff happened idk and one of my tics was really... uh... present today and i was so #aware of it and i feel like everyone was laughing at me because of it even tho ik that was just me being self-conscious but God i wanted to #cry and i shared a piece of my heart with them today for the creative writing exercise and so many of them just. told me how awful it was #like someone straight up started with 'this song is terrible' and then proceeded to write a paragraph about how bad it was #idk. it made me feel like a young kid again - sitting by myself on the playground and reading books. like i was in middle school and #everyone was telling me that the things that i loved were stupid. like i was a kid getting teased just lowkey enough that the teachers #couldn't tell because it wasn't necessarily outright bullying but they were making fun of what i loved which Hurts and then i was in high #school having to defend what i love and then in college hearing 'you ruined this for me because you liked it too much' and it just. idk. #it hurts. i find sharing passions and what i love with others so sacred and important and it Hurts when they just tear it and you down and #ik they're juniors and ik there will always be people like that but it was constant and idk. i'm just sad lol #so anyways even if someone shares something with you that you don't like there is literally No reason to be rude about it. you're allowed #to say you dislike it but it's not okay to just tell them straight up it's stupid or awful or you'd rather get hit by a car than hear the #song again. hm. ig i have some unresolved trauma lol #sorry for the rant y'all i just. needed to rant ig idk

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

I ran this morning AND wrote some AND made art and I’m so proud of me

#didn’t get any of my actual office work done oopsies #but in my defense it’s a Friday and also I did allot time for it I just ended up not doing it #anyways still proud of me!!! guys art is so so important and I know that and I preach that but I haven’t been doing it #and I just picked up a blank sheet of paper and did it #and is it good or anatomically correct? no but it was so FUN #and I’ve been working thought Tim Clare’s writing stuff and it’s been GOOD #I like this new series of exercises a lot better than the couch to 80k #they’re. the same honestly and I don’t actually care about his commentary all that much #maybe I’m just more present or more invested in them #I only ran for 15. min and then I had to call my brother to pick me up because the heat was gonna make me pass out :/ #but also I TRIED #I fucking tried today #also did u know running is utterly miserable. #runners high is def a thing #felt amazing afterward #but holy shit it’s awful in the moment #my roommate ran a 25k recently and I talked to her about it and she said it never gets better #which is. not very encouraging #but also I Want To run as much of this 5k as I can #maybe I’ll be dead after but it’s fine I have a couple days to recuperate before the eclipse #WHICH IM ALSO EXCITED SBOIT. I’ve never seen a total eclipse before #goddamit my brain jumped to too many places #delete later #anyways. if u didn’t u should acknowledge ur accomplishments today #even if they didn’t feel like much #now I’m gonna go read a 115k fanfic that’s gonna wreck me #that’s my treat to me #I HAVE ACTUAL BOOKS TO FINISH. but NO. THIS is how I’m spending my time. and it’s fine I’m valid #I’ve been talking to all the lesbians about running too #and they’ve been so encouraging too!! I love my coworkers and very distantly related coworkers sm

[beelzzzebub]

the loneliness hits so unexpectedly

#boink #i think i'm going to watch a horror movie #i never have before #i have to watch the shining for class #because i'm doing a presentation on dorothea lasky's the shining poetry book #anyway i'm thinking i might watch get out or us bc i've heard those are good #idk #it's almost 12 #i didn't do all the things i had to do today #i'll have to do them tomorrow #i should eat but the thought of food makes me nauseous #i'm already scared even thinking about a scary movie #i want to watch a scary movie with someone #but i don't have someone #so i can't #i wish i knew how to make friends #i would like to have friends #i would tell them i love them all the time #i would listen to all the things they had to say #i would give them hugs if they wanted them #i would sit with them while we work #i would help them with things and look at their art and know it was beautiful #i wish i knew how people make friends

[thelostboys87]

does anyone else get writing "advice" posts on their fyp (usually from blogs that promote themselves as solely a writing advice account) that is all very neatly laid out but when you read it is actually like. nothing-advice? like i got a "how to plot a book" post and all the points where incredibly vague, "start with an idea" "consider themes and message" "create well defined characters" and i don't think even a beginner writer would benefit from this because what does a "good" idea look like? how do you define characters well? how do you consider and approach an idea thematically? at first i thought maybe i need to remember that im not a beginner writer and dont need things laid out like that, but then i remember the times i was a beginner writer and and would watch similar videos on youtube and just feel overwhelmed by all the steps being laid out in a whistle stop tour with nothing about how to tackle each step, or reassurance that you dont have to a follow a set line of steps in the first place. feel like there's a whole genre of writing advice content, typically marketed at beginners, that's like, the advice isn't bad but it's so surface level and presented in a easy to digest way that it can look helpful but when it comes to actually being helpful you'll realise it's actually saying nothing. coincidentally it's also the easiest content you could make re writing LOL

#it also had outline your book and the basic inciting incident rising action etc like not the freytags pyramid on MY fyp!!! #i think about this a lot with the authortubers i watched when i was just starting out and a teen #the advice wasnt bad it was just so. stripped of all its complexity and nuance? #and i would watch these and TAKE NOTES like i was in a class or smth but could never figure out how to apply it to my own work #and i think that's because the advice was so low effort lol #i watched a whole video on passive voice because my writing tutor at the time (intro to creative writing worst workshop of my life btw!!! #who wants tea!!!) #said i used too much passive voice and then left me to my own devices about that #and yeah that video taught me what passive voice looks like and how to switch it to active #but it didnt teach me at all what passive voice actually was beyond that. what effect it CAN have #which is why im a big believer in writing theory over writing advice #explain passive voice in a neutral way so beginner writers know how to discern when its effective and when its not #cause all that video did was basically teach me how to robotically edit random sentences of my work into 'active' #basically tldr the advice isnt bad but they never really present effective advice on how to apply it #actually i may move this whole post to my main but i have more shit i want to say abt other things today

[alltimefail-sims]

You know what? I think we all need to start gatekeeping some townies and premades a little harder lmfao

#I know some of you will say I'm TAkiNg tHinGs tOo SeRIOuS!!! and LeT PeOPle PlaY HoW ThEY WaNT but idgaf!!! #I truly can't handle some of the 'makeovers' I see on here #'Makeovers' meaning just taking fat sims and making them skinny and/or lightening every POC's skin color. Bffr. #But I get AT LEAST one anon every other week berating me for having the AuDaCitY to 'change Erwin too much' by making him trans. Give me - #a fuckin break. #Stop whitewashing townies/premades! #Stop removing their cultural identities! #and for Christ's sake... stop making the very few plus-sized premade sims skinny. #Not to mention how some of ya'll have turned the native chestnut ridge townies into - #westernized caricatures. The only knowledge some of you have about Native Americans is through #old ass children's books and poorly aged Disney movies...and it shows!! So many super harmful stereotypes everywhere!!! #Or let's talk about how some of ya'll will take a more butch or masc-presenting sim and ultra-feminize them every. single. time. #I HATE it. I hate it and I'm not sorry!!! It's just flat ass wrong and this is my 'nice' way of telling some of you. #I have the time today and I am going to bitch about this until I die #It's okay if I piss off the 'It's not that deep crowd' because it is that deep. If you'll erase the identities of pixelated fictional - #characters or change a marginalized identity to fit your 'aesthetic...' well that says a lot about how you view those identities IRL! #Hope this helps. #I'm not trying to pretend I am perfectly woke or whatever! I'm learning all the time! #But some of ya'll don't even try. It's not that hard to do a Google search or go to the library or just like... use critical thinking. #simblr #ts4

[literaturebf]

i'm afraid the procrastination might not work out in my favor this time

#about to have a mental breakdown over this french project #i swing wildly between “yeah this is fine i have enough time to do it all” vs #“ill never get it done on time and my life will be over” #for context its a huge french project that is supposed to have creative visual and text elements and im #doing journals of two characters in the book to compare and contrast and the journals are supposed to have #like cutouts and scrapbooklike things along with entries #it is due thursday afternoon we r presenting to the class and ive only just started today. Um! #julian.txt #and my printer isnt working. Fuck everything in my lief

[unproduciblesmackdown]

also it's only just occurring to me that like, i presume and enjoy how Unfixed In Time (or at least without peak specific precision) gtmpota is, while based on a book published in & set in the '90s, and here i am noticing how there being a Leave A Message For Brooke Specifically recording in understudy buddy is Not ['90s] when like, even if a middle schooler had a phone in their room it'd be a landline that shares its number with that of the whole household, but it's also decidedly '90s esque in being like an answering machine recording with the Beep tone / sound quality and all, as well as of course definitely being a message left via phonecalls rather than tina ostensibly reading out a text or something

#although it occurs to me that you could commit to cellphones and even smartphones just via whichever props are used #i definitely think of it as taking place at anytime from the '90s to present as well at every time simultaneously lol #goosebumps the musical #total tangent but i was thinking of things Animatically the other day including that i already incorporated zeke's wearing a digital watch #as a detail from the book and an aspirational trait for everyone (god i wish that were me) such that while listening to A Super Scary Play #i envisioned him going ''what time is it now'' and brooke answering ''2:21'' by consulting his very wristwatch herself lol #which reminds me today i had such a moment while already having just noticed the sounds of the clock ticking on the wall right beside me #namely wondering what time it is; going ''oh to have a way to peak conveniently find out Right Now''; Then recalling i could turn my head #i also can imagine that this just allows itself to be a little more period piece affixed in time Than Not #and that letting the answering machine message be recorded by just brooke / received by just her is for efficient brevity And clarity #rather than like requiring you to remember her last name or have a whole other adult cast member provide that line etc & such #like if the combo '90s / '00s / beyondness of this detail is mostly a happy accident then i embrace that too

[romqnticstylez]

hello i got the hidden oracle from the library i am winning at life

#i’ve been preparing to get that book from the library the WHOLE WEEK #and like #it was the ONLY percy jackson book there. can u BELIEVE #unfortunately my friend who i have forced to read lightning thief did not get lightning thief #anyway hands guy is so dumb actually #hist teacher thought my friend was absent so she gave her paper to hands guy so he could check it and see if ma’am made any mistakes or wtv #but my friend was present. #we thought he was gonna give it to her but then he literally started checking lkke ?? #and my friend is really shy or something so she was like bro my paper 😭 tell him to give it to me 😭 #and i’m like it’s YOUR paper?? #anyway in the end i was like hey (hands guy) is that (friend)’s paper. ‘yea’ ‘then give it to her??? 😐’ #the worst part. #the monitor dude wrote her name in the absentees list bc she came late and hands guy was literally the one who erased it #😭😭😭😭😭 #anyway today was so fun(ny). #so many things #one of my friends was lkke rose are you gonna top in everything #and now that i think about it. sounds suspicious out of context #ok bye i need to stop

[saltytyrus]

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#the test that i crammed for last night and skipped visiting my grandparents for is actually due this week now??? #but when i looked she had already extended it to the 31st instead of the 24th 😭 and she opened the class with how we should've completed #the two exams that she extended for us before break 😭 #this class is so unorganized #it was confusing though because she had us make group PowerPoints of a specific body system 2-3 weeks ago yet never brought it up #until today when she had us share the files with everyone else to study from but? #she went on about how theres one exam left this week 🫠 and only sent out the correction email an hour ago #even the syllabus said it was due before break so the extension was meant for us to finish by the end of spring break #I got an 84% so im not too upset but??!?! im so confused 😂 #at least its one less thing to worry about ig #and!!! because she thinks we have two tests this week shes being nice for the last exam and allowing it to be open book/notes 🥳 #i just downloaded a version of the book to my tablet so i can word search the answers to double check afterwards #i was wondering why she had us make PowerPoints only to have us do the exam without said PowerPoints being shared 😭 #and we got to skip presenting them

[exopelagic]

I have 4 hours to finish this presentation and prepare to give the first one bc I decided to get up early and that was a MISTAKE

#how does anyone survive in the morning I take it all back I can’t do this #I got like 6ish hours sleep that’s not even THAT BAD #I am so tired and so sleepy and I don’t want to do this :( #I’m gonna be talking some SHIT today #maybe I should just go to the library now that’s probably best for getting me to do things but then idk what I’d do for lunch #I just wanna go to bed and read my gay little stories and draw gay little pictures #okay okay it’s FINE I can do this shit I just gotta. if I walk to library and pick up a meal deal on the way or something #actually I can just make a sandwich now before I leave #okay yeah I’m doing that I’ll. make a sandwich and I can just have that at like 1 #and then I’ll be closer to presentation 1 place anyway and after that I can? go back to library? and have time to go over presentation 2 #maybe book a study room before presentation 2 so I have somewhere to actually practice #yeah okay this is what I’m doing #luke.txt

[itmightneverbetherighttime]

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#finals start today and i'm already feeling sick af #like... today i have a latin exam that i'm supposed to do good at but this time i can't use my beloved wiktionary :( #and it isn't even cheatin bro we all should be allowed to use it we still have to translate which is the bigger pain in the ass #but el padresito will find out i'm actually an impostor so... #anyway #then the literatura colonial exam on wednesday and i just don't want to study for it because i hate that class it's boring af #i just hope arlette can sell me her study guide or else i'm going to fail rip lmao yikes #then i have to write an essay on don quijote and part of me wants to write something nice & impressive but i'm just so tired #reading don quijote was just so meh i didn't even finish the book he he he #and finding out we also have a literatura barroca exam was the worst thing ever i have zero notes wtf #so i just hope leo can also sell me his study guide pls god #then having to do a presentation for mr stupid ass idiot bitch i want to puke just thinking about him and his class ugh #like that one doesn't make me as anxious but i just hate the idea of having to do that project it's so stupid #he taught us nothing who does he think he is he shouldn't even be a teacher just give me a 10 and call it a day #then the sintaxis exam will kill me and my people the devil will end us all rip #like i still have my hopes up in case i don't have to do it but i'm 50/50 just tell me already if i have to worry about it or not pls #and finally the nene's essay which is the only thing i don't fully hate because that's easy and fun #and i wish we all could go back to the museum because that was a very fun activity regardless of everything #anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #i'm just ranting because i woke up too early and i don't have to leave yet he he he #talking to the wall

[earthtooz]

jealous ratio bc i wont him, inspired by the simulated universe occurrence, banter about marriage hehe

"Dr. No. 5 asked me to be his research partner today," you mumble half-heartedly to Veritas. It was an ordinary night, you're curled into his side with your phone in hand, watching the latest series you've been invested in whilst he occupies his mind with a book, held by one hand whilst his other is wrapped around you.

However, when he registers your confession, he tenses, slightly scrunching the pages of his book as the arm around you stiffens, muscles contracting.

"And what did you say?" He asks, feigning collectedness.

"I agreed."

His book slams shut and he shoots upward to a sitting position, baffled by the nonchalance of your tone. How cruel, you have betrayed him in the most despicable of ways, do you not care? Agreeing to be someone else's research partner is akin to that of spitting on his heart and stomping it flat, have you no respect for the laws of academic loyalty (there is no such thing), or is he the only one in your relationship devoted to it?

An idiot. You will be working with an idiot and you somehow see no flaw in that, where is your integrity as his lover?

"What does that fool have that I don't?" He all but cries, yanking your phone from your hands and setting it on his bedside table.

"What are you blabbering about?" You ask, looking up at him with inquisitive eyes, confusion shining in your irises.

"I'm supposed to be your only research partner, I cannot believe that you've gone and betrayed me like this."

"Pray tell, Veritas, how is this a 'betrayal'?"

"I would never choose to be anyone's research partner if I'm not yours, but today I've discovered that my devotion is not only unreciprocated, but unappreciated! How unfathomable."

The purple-haired turns his muscular back to you, giving you the cold shoulder. Slowly you sit up and lean on his toned body, hand resting on his deltoid and you can already see the way he tries to fight the effects of your touch. "Dear, you wouldn't be anyone else's research partner because you think majority of people are 'idiots' and aren't worthwhile academics to invest time into."

"Precisely why I cannot believe that you have agreed to work with No. 5, who is undeniably, irrefutably, and undoubtedly, a simpleton!"

You bite your tongue when it threatens to spill that you think No. 5 is not as bad as Veritas assumes, but that would outrage the scholar even more and you do not want to spend the better half of your day purposefully ruining it.

"The pay was good," you reason, daring to place a kiss to his neck. "But you are still superior in my heart, Veritas. Do not fret, if I am to seek a research partner, you would be my first and only choice."

"How long will your project span for?" He asks begrudgingly.

"6 months of research, writing, and editing. After that, I am not too involved with the publishing process."

"Oh how it stains me picturing your name beside another imbecile's."

You sigh, sitting up straighter to wrap both arms around his neck. "Your name could be beside mine permanently if you got down to one knee and presented me a ring, but alas, perhaps I shall be waiting another few research papers for that to happen."

You can't see the fond smile on his face, but you yelp when he turns around suddenly to push you against the comfort of your mattress, his lips claiming yours.

© EARTHTOOZ 2024, do not steal, translate, repost my fics and do not recommend my fics onto any other site.

#i think abt him day and night #earthtooz: honkai star rail #dr ratio x reader #veritas ratio x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #ratio x reader #dr ratio fluff

[ozzgin]

I'm the anon who asked if your requests are open and i got busy assignments + presentations that i almost forgot about the request but now i remembered and it's based on my dream i saw that night..

How about a vampire who lost his relic (presumably a ring) and reader happens find it and tries it on, now the vampire is all panicking because guess what? That was a betrothal relic and it has binded the vampire's soul with the one of reader. They can't pull it out/take it of.. oh well, now they are stuck and obviously the vampire hates the idea of being stuck with a pesky human but hey they are kinda stupid..? How tf they tripped on thin air? Or how they are still alive even after being food poisoned 5 times a month? Vampire is now babysitter for his human *sighs * what has he gotten himself in..

(Please add yandere elements later on, my brain stoopid but i want a hot Victorian era vampire being obsessed with me ^^ muah!)

(I'm sorry this is so lengthy TT)

Yandere! Vampire x Reader

Featuring a ridiculously lucky Reader who constantly manages to escape a Vampire's assassination attempts. Did someone order a supernatural edition of enemies to lovers?

Content: gender neutral reader, obsessive behavior, mentions of stalking, romcom

[Monster masterlist] [Original works masterlist]

"Are you alright, (Y/N)?" your friends gasp in unison, eyes fixated on the fallen ceramic pot that scarcely missed you, now laying shattered at your feet. You laugh reassuringly and wave your hand in dismissal. "It's the fifth time it happens today. Maybe there's a storm coming?"

From within the shadows, menacing eyes glowing red follow your movements. "Damn it!" The mysterious man curses under his breath. He stares enviously at the bulky ring on your finger. The ring bearing his Family signet, where part of his very soul resides. It has stayed with him for centuries, and somehow, to his utmost shame, he lost it. By the time he rushed back to retrieve it, you were carelessly sliding it down your finger. He wanted to strangle the life out of you right then and there, but he felt it: the immediate surge of contractual power, dominating his will and holding him back from breaking your bones. "It's a little tacky, isn't it?" your friend remarked. You nodded in agreement and tried to remove it, but the metal band tightened around your skin, painfully constricting your digit. It was stuck. It was too late.

Now he has to rely on cheap trickeries like this one. Sure, he may not be able to directly plunge his fangs into your neck, but the bonding curse does not shield you from "accidents", you see. It would be a real shame if that flower pot was to land straight into your head, ending you instantly and thus breaking the connection with him. Except you simply refuse to die. A mystery, a paradox, one that enrages him to no end. It's almost as if the ring is bringing you fortune at the cost of his misery.

"Have you had any luck removing that ugly thing?" the person standing next to you mentions. The vampire lord grits his teeth at the blasphemous words. This is what's become of him: a deceitful buffoon, having to sit and listen to his inheritance being mocked relentlessly. He holds back the urge of shouting that thousands have bled to death in order to forge that magnificence. "Not at all", you respond idly. "I tried taking it to a jeweler, and she said she could try to cut it, but she ended up having a heart attack right in the middle of it. She didn't even look that old, maybe it runs in her family?"

Unbelievable. The thought of reclaiming his relic haunts every second of his day, to the point he's become your shadow. Stalking your every move, your every breath, observing his prey and waiting for an opportunity to strike. He can already picture that pathetic face of yours, twisting in pain, begging for-...huh. Well, look at that, you're reading one of his favorite books. Perhaps you do have a little taste, after all. It won't save you from your terrible fate, but he might skip the prolonged torture.

There's plenty of quotes out there about knowing your enemy in order to guarantee your victory, though one might wonder where the limit of such knowledge resides. Or what counts as useful to begin with. The vampire lord is presently wondering about this very aspect, as he mouths your coffee order from a distance. Less sugar, huh? You did mention losing your sweet tooth. He shakes his head indignantly. Absolutely not! The throb of his heart is fueled by raw hatred and nothing else. One of days he will savour your demise.

Your ridiculous luck might just end today. You've taken a shortcut on your way back home, and didn't expect a shady, burly man to block your exit. A perverted grin stains his face as he approaches you, twiddling with his pocket knife. "Alone at this hour?" You frown and try to find a way out, but the man suddenly begins to heave and convulse before your eyes, grasping at his chest as the skin shrivels and dries. He collapses at your feet, body wilted as if it's been emptied of its vitality. The Vampire Lord clicks his tongue.

To think he'd rush to rescue his sworn enemy, a pitiful mortal like you. He didn't even get the chance to consider the aftermath. You stare at the stranger, confused but observant. Pale skin, crimson eyes, unnaturally sharp canines...and the fact he just drained a living being into a bloodless corpse: everything hints to one possibility. "Are you by any chance a vampire?" you find yourself mumbling. "You must've graduated from Harvard with those deduction skills", he responds sarcastically.

Everything else unfolds in a haze. Wasn't he planning to kill you and retrieve his ring? When the hell did he offer to walk you home to avoid more creeps? Why is he twirling his hair sheepishly whenever you praise his demonic powers? Oh, but it gets worse: why did he suddenly feel the urge to kiss you before returning to his cursed lair? Why did he accept your invitation to spend the night at your place instead? One moment ago, he was doing his best to curse you off this Earth. Now he's tugging stray strands of hair away from your blushing, whining face, asking you if it hurts. Damned human.

"How did you know I like this? Have you been stalking me?" you joke, nudging your undead boyfriend and setting the gift aside. "More or less", he confesses with a yawn. He recalls all that time spent dutifully spying on your oblivious self. "You know, a human like you shouldn't be able to dodge death like that." He turns to you and scans your features. Then, abruptly embarrassed, he ruffles your hair to block you from noticing his blush. "I suppose my failure was the better outcome. It's not too bad, having you around."

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