#happy birthday sharky

[dephellseed]

In my current work in progress, my deputy is weirdly obsessed with documenting the state of Hope County and the people he meets along the way, and Sharky graciously volunteered his time for an impromptu photo shoot in my game this morning

#far cry 5 #eden's gate #far cry five #far cry deputy #sharky boshaw #far cry 5 screenshots #far cry photo mode #i think these are my favorite screenshots i've gotten in this game so far #recently swapped from the xbox version to pc and photo quality is almost night and day #these photos will do nothing but bring the dep pain after the collapse #but he sure is having a hell of a time taking them #also happy birthday to me #its kinda nuts thinking about how this is my second birthday on this blog #time is weird

[deathliestc]

IT’S SHARKY’S BIRTHDAYYY

#sharky #beta squad #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE’S BAE #king kenny #niko omilana #kingkennytv #aj shabeel #chunkz

[sharkieboi]

I can’t wait to actually bring my bird home cause i’m gonna be so obnoxious about posting pics/video of her on every social media

#shhh sharkie #she comes home on Halloween and her birthday is November 1st so we’re gonna celebrate!!! #like this bird. she’s so lovely and i love her so much #and she’s very well suited to being an at home bird #wording but she’s not useful at the aquarium she’s basically just being housed currently #and she’s very socially motivated but like doesn’t give a shit about toys or treats #and she’s young! she’s gonna live at least another 20 years so #she was probably destined to be someone’s pet but i’m just so happy and excited she’s gonna be MY pet #i love her so much and i just want to give her the best life i can #when i go into the holding area she literally yells at me until i come over and say hi and pet her I LOVE HER #and the photo policy is ambiguous at this place so i’ve just erred on the side of caution and not posted much at all #but as soon as she’s in my house all bets are off all my socials are getting daily updates #SHES SO CUTE AND LOVELY AHHHHH I CANT WAIT

[teewritessmth]

#Instagram Au (03)

Sharky x f! reader

Liked by nikoomilana, ajshabeel and 24,098 others

y/n.y/l/n.🦈💤🌼

ohnosharky I did not know people were taking snaps of me sleeping

---y/n.y/l/n But you're cute :(

---darkestman I gave him the blue hoodie don't be acting too lovey dovey

---y/n.y/l/n @darkestman 🥚🥚

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y/n.y/l/n 🎾🦈🥵

userjamieeeez y/n bae y u call ur man with the fish emoji again and again

---y/n.y/l/n heh sharks

Chunkz that back tho

wesq yo sharky let me blow your back out still

---y/n.y/l/n YOO I remember that vid

---kingkennytv @y/n.y/l/n betasquad top 5 moments

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ohnosharky me with the two most important women in my life, best gifts I have ever gotten.

craigxmitch Happy Birthday man

nellarose my y/n is happy~~

---y/n.y/l/n Girl I gotta lot to tell you-

---nellarose @y/n.y/l/n Girl I can sayyy, you met ur future mama in law

---hermioneuhy @nellarose Sharky bout to make y/n a mama if she keeps on looking this fine.

---ohnosharky @hermioneuhy 👀👀

jutrhi Y/n baby i want you

ohnosharky all the women in these comments want my girl

y/n.y/l/n Heyy I brought u cute outfits too :(((

#betasquad #king kenny #niko omilana #sharky #chunkz #ajshabeel #uk youtubers #betasquad x reader #sharky x reader #insta au #sidemen #desired reality

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SHARKY OOOOWAOOOO idk when ur birthday is and I already showed u this but we ball @miggywife

here is the sticker and divider cred

☆ ☆

#kat art #my art #digital artist #art #digitalart #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #artwork #mutual shiz #🦈

[b4tasquad]

✭=18+, r = requests (short)

Niko Omilana:

busy

Dating a celebrity was harder than you thought. Not because of all the attention on your relationship, nor the fact that you didn’t like their lifestyle. The time they had for things other than work was limited. This particular week Niko is rather busy, you feel forgotten and alone as he keeps rescheduling, and you’re completely sick of it.

handsy

A secret relationship came with both its pros and cons. While you could keep your business private, it also meant unknowing people getting too comfortable. One day though, this becomes too much as a guy tries to get handsy with you during filming for the Beta Squad Channel. Your boyfriend doesn’t appreciate that at all.

handsy part 2

Following the incident during a shoot, you and Niko become more confident in your relationship. With this newfound strength, it’s time to test new waters. It all goes extremely well until your boyfriend gets clouded by jealousy, making him a whole new person.

needy

During a day where you’re finishing up errands, not paying attention to anything else, just so happens to be the day your boyfriend needs the most attention. He’s persistent, even going as far as to lower his ego to tell you how much he needed you. How could you say no?

talk to me

Gavi:

drunk boyfriend

When your dork of a boyfriend is out with friends at night, you sure can’t catch a wink of sleep. Especially when he rudely wakes you up with his call, drunk off his ass.

releasing anger ✭

Usually, Gavi is rather good at keeping his anger on the pitch after hard matches. But this one time, when the judge makes the most biased decision and he’s forced to leave the match. The young footballer, overflowing with anger, needs to release his anger. That sweet realise comes in the form of his girlfriend.

jersey

After catching Gavi’s gaze on you far too many times during a game you came to watch with your cousin, you can’t help but entertain it.

Sharky:

clingy

Getting out of bed and to work is hard enough, but a clingy boyfriend who doesn’t want you to leave makes it impossible.

nervous

As you and Sharky’s relationship healthily progresses, meeting his family was one of the things bound to come. What you hadn’t expected was to only meet his little sister, which you thought would make it all the more awkward.

r passenger princess

Aj shabeel:

birthday

Birthdays had always been a bittersweet day to you. While you were happy to celebrate another year of life, memories from your childhood held you back from enjoying your day fully. When Aj forgets your birthday, it sends you into a spiral of sadness.

distraction ✭

After a rather shitty day at work, where everything seems to go wrong, your boyfriend is the greatest distraction you could ask for.

crying ✭

A “friendly” encounter with the neighbour goes wrong as your boyfriend can’t handle your closeness with men other than him. Something you say during an argument sparks a fire in him, and now he’s on a mission.

Yung Filly:

mesmerised

Keeping your relationship hidden from your best friend is a hard thing to do, especially if you got a big mouth like Filly. His eagerness to rant to someone about his love for you wins any promise he had made about keeping it lowkey.

MORE Beta squad

more coming soon..

#beta squad #niko omilana #sharky #aj shabeel #kingkenny #chunkz #yung filly #youtube #fanfic #fiction #masterlist #gavi #pablo gavi

[torororose]

Happy Birthday Gura! Love ya sharky hope you have a great day!!

#virtual youtuber #vtuber #gawr gura #hololive #my art #miss the little shart... ;_;

[billys-pretty-babe]

Masterlist

Here you'll find everything that I write including requests. Below are symbols and abbreviations to navigate each fic :)

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Fluff (F) Smut (S) Angst (A)

MDNI WITH SMUT

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Kiss My Scars (F)🚬

Would It Be Better? (A & F)🚬

Happy Birthday, Baby (F)🚬

May I Have This Dance? (F) (Part 1)🚬

Can’t Help Falling In Love (F) (Part 2)🚬

The Angel (F)🌊

Ouch Sharky (F)🚬

Options (F)🚬

Comfort (F)

Let Me (F)🚬

Better Off As Friends (F)🚬

Personal Supply (F)🚬

Domesticity (F)🚬

Red (F)🚬

SFW Alphabet (F)🚬

Traumatic For All Parties (F)🚬

Prevention (F)🚬

My Girl (F) 🚬

Mr Steal Your Girl (F) 🚬

Mr Stole Your Girl (F)🚬

Pretty Babe (F&A)🚬

Touch of an Angel (F&A) 🚬

Cliche (F)🚬

Lips of an Angel (F&A)🚬

What's It Like? (F&S)🚬

Objection (F,S,A)🚬

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas (F)

Piece of You (F&A)🚬

Nights with Him (F&S)🚬

The One I Was Looking For (F&A)🚬

At Peace (F)🚬

How Could You (F&A)🚬

Cover Worthy (F&S) 🚬

The Proposal (F&S) 🌊

The Ceremony (F&S) 🌊

Billy (F&S) 🌊

Sick Babe (F) 🚬

Good (F, S, A) 🚬

The Anniversary (F)🚬

Morning Sun (F)🚬

I Love You (F)🚬

Tropicana’s Where I Lost My Heart (F, A,S) 🌊

Better (F)🌊

Late Nights with H (F)🌊

Playtime (F)🌊

A Day With The Hargrove Family 🌊

Pineapple Juice (S)🚬

Return the Favor (S)🚬

Bad Habits (S)🚬

Uh-Oh (S)🚬

Happy Birthday, Beautiful (S)🚬

Focused On You (S) 🚬

The First (S&F)

Guide (S) 🚬

Different but Still Home (S&F) 🚬

Cramped (S) (2024 birthday smut) 🚬

Strong Enough to Bring Sun to the Darkest Days (A & F)🚬

Gone (A)🚬🌊

Swap Our Places (A)🚬

Club Heaven (A)🚬🪽

Last Kiss (A) 🚬

We Were Just Kids, Babe (A & F) 🚬

Favorite Thing You Love To Do SMUT

Sweet Sweet After SMUT & FLUFF

Are Our Siblings Banging?

I Don't Meet Parents, Sweetheart.

Out of the Window.

I Hate Your Boyfriend.

and more coming soon < 3

#masterlist #billys-pretty-babe fics #billys-pretty-babe fluff #billys-pretty-babe angst #billys-pretty-babe smut #billys-pretty-babe masterlist #billy hargrove masterlist

[south-of-heaven]

Hi can you please do a Judgement Day x reader where the reader is obsessed with stuffed animals?❤️

Sharky || The Judgement Day x Reader

Summary: Your partners do something really special for your birthday.

A/N: Can you tell I'm obsessed with my IKEA shark stuffie?

It was your birthday, and as the day unfolded, you couldn't help but wonder what your partners had in store for you. Over the years, they had learned about your love for stuffed animals, especially your beloved shark stuffie, which had been with you since you were a child. It was a bit worn and weathered after years of being your constant companion, and no amount of repairs could make it look like new again.

As the evening approached, they led you into the living room, eyes dancing with excitement. In the center of the room sat a large, wrapped box adorned with a giant bow. Your heart fluttered with anticipation.

"Happy birthday, [Your Name]," Damian grinned, his eyes sparkling with mischief.

You returned his smile and approached the gift, hands trembling with excitement as you began to unwrap it. The paper fell away, revealing a brand new, plush shark stuffie.

Your gasp of surprise and joy filled the room. It was just like your old sharky, but this one was immaculate, its colors vibrant, its plushness so inviting. You ran your fingers over it, feeling the softness beneath your touch.

"I know how much you love your old sharky," Finn said, his voice tender. "But we thought it was time for an upgrade."

"Since we all love you so much," Rhea added with a warm smile.

Dominik leaned in and kissed your cheek gently. "You can sleep with this one tonight and keep your old sharky safe."

Tears of happiness welled up in your eyes as you hugged the new shark stuffie close. It was a thoughtful and loving gesture, and it touched your heart deeply. With your partners' support and love, every birthday was bound to be a special one.

#wwe fanfiction #wwe x reader #pro wrestling #wrestling #wwe #damian priest #damian priest x reader #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley #finn balor x reader #finn balor #dominik mysterio x reader #dominik mysterio #the judgement day wwe #the judgement day x reader #the judgment day

[betasquads]

DON'T BE A STRANGER, Sharky

summary: The love of your life suddenly turns into a complete stranger.

warnings: none

A/N: Just wanted to say that this is rlly short (I apologize) but i hope you enjoy !

It was your birthday. You weren't excited as every year that passes by, your birthday was just like every other day.

You never really saw the ideology of how celebrating birthdays were a good thing or important, as you had a the thought of people celebrating it was stupid. Because at this point, you were just celebrating being closer to death.

The only person that truly made that mindset go away was now a nobody to you, someone that you had forgot about.

This was your first birthday without him and you weren't really planning anything since he was the one that always forced you.

But today, it was an exception.

As you walked through the aisle looking for a cake mix, you were forced to celebrate it with your mother. You didn't deny since she was terribly sick with stage 4 cancer, doing anything possible for her.

But truly, you were bothered by the fact that the people that surrounded you was happy, laughing, and had no other problems in the world except by being here.

You were terribly exhausted and even by the way you looked, you looked extremely tired that you had to be in this hard situation with your mother afterall.

Your eyes lazily search the shelf, trying to find the red velvet cake mix. You finally spot the last one and you reach for it, but one person beats you to it.

You sigh, annoyed, about to turn around to find other flavors, but a familiar voice breaks your thoughts, "y/n?"

You freeze, immediately looking up at where the voice was coming and you even thought you were going a little crazy since you heard him, especially on the day where you were always thinking about him.

You're shocked when you realize it was actually him, "Sharky?" Your voice is barely audible or heard, his name felt foreign on the tip of your tounge yet it sounded so familiar.

"Hey how have you been?" He sends you the same exact smile that he always does whenever he saw your face, except, there was something missing. Like the glimpse of the warmth was now completely gone. You know what it meant.

It meant that you were no longer his priority, his girl, you were just a nobody.

You're still shocked that on that specific day you just happened to find him. "I uhm– I've been great. How about you?" You sounded a little hesitant, even a little unsure in your tone, like you were forcing yourself to say those words.

His eyebrows are furrowed, concerned at the way you hesitated, "I'm doing good." He nods, but you caught the way his smile falls for a second, like he hasn't been doing good at all.

You wished that if that was indeed the case, is that he he wasn't doing good without you.

No way. That's impossible. could that be the case? You knew you were overthinking it.

He glances at the red velvet cake mix that was held by his hand, a wide grin forming when a thought strikes him, "I thought you didn't do birthdays?" He chuckles, handing it to you.

You're still a little shocked by seeing his face, shaking your head to get out of the trance that you were in. "I don't. My mum requested to celebrate it and I couldn't say no." Your voice is silent and you take the mix from him a little too aggressively, placing it inside your cart.

As if realization hits, his smile drops. Like a sense of deja vu had hit him. "Oh right. How is she–" He was cut off by his phone ringing.

"Sorry I have to go." He barely even looks at you when he leaves, like he didn't even care.

You were left dumbfounded, even a little surpised that the person you loved with all of your heart was now someone that could leave without saying a goodbye. You could feel tears forming at everything that you started to remember.

The giggles and laughter that would be heard whenever you both were left alone in the same room, the genuine smile whenever you saw him or he saw you. The way his brown dreamy eyes would light up whenever he saw your face or even a mention of your name was heard.

The both of you couldn't even spend a minute without each other and the rest of his friends would call the both of you, ' disgustingly cute ' at your clingness towards each other.

You even remember the tears that was spilled from your eyes when you found out your mother had cancer and you cried on Sharky's shoulders as he whispered sweet words like, 'It's all going to be okay, baby.' or 'I promise you that i'm going to be with you through it all.'

But did he even mean it at all?! You were now struggling all alone, without him to help you wipe your tears. He never kept that promise.

Those were meaningless words that were temporary, just to feed on the need of comfort you had wanted at the moment.

That was all a play and a memory, a memory that can't be reminisced in anyway since it was clear he didn't want to have anything to do with you by the way he didn't even bother sending you a glance while he left.

There was a huge chance you wouldn't see each other and yet, he didn't even say goodbye.

Now your mind was pounding with words, especially the phrase, 'please don't be a stranger.' and you were silently begging for him to turn back and take you back.

But you knew he wouldn't.

You had felt ashamed, because the only person that truly knew all of you was now a stranger.

#sharky x reader #sharky #sharky imagine #niko omilana x reader #beta squad #sharky oneshot #beta squad x reader #beta squad kenny #betasquad imagine #beta squad chunkz #aj shabeel imagine #aj shabeel x reader #aj shabeel #aj beta squad #beta squad sharky #beta squad imagine #betasquad #beta squad oneshot #chunkz #chunkz beta squad #niko x reader #niko omilana oneshot #niko omilana imagine #king kenny #kenny beta squad #sharmarke #niko omilana #nikoomilana #beta squad niko #betasquad x reader

[g-xix]

Dating + Cat Dad HC's  | King Kenny

Getting the first pet -He lives with his friend and you semi-permanently live there (you have your own flat) -You and his friend agreed to surprise him with a little kitty for his birthday -Vlogged getting the cat that morning -Got so many little treats and climbing frames and stuff for little guy -Came home when Kenny was groggily waking up -Snuck the cat into friend's room and watched as the cat began gently pawing at mattress + smacking the duvet corner around -Waited for rest of Kenny's friends to arrive at flat (birthday lunch was happening at his flat) -At the end of lunch you and friend got the cat out. -AJ, Chunkz and Sharky were surprised but laughed and smiled as they saw Kenny react -Kenny had his hands over his mouth and was "Oh!"-ing in surprise -Heart absolutely melted at the sight of the little guy -As soon as you handed Kenny the pet he was so soft with him -Gently stroked cat's head like he was fragile china -Baby talking to the cat and acting like nobody else was there -Niko loves and always wanted a cat as well and was a mixture of sad, surprised and happy for Kenny as it reminded him of litte Reng -Kenny said he'll call it Samurai -Everyone laughed at the name bc the cat looked anything BUT aggressive -Over the next few days Kenny ignores EVERYONE but Samurai -Litr comes home from training and finds Samurai before greeting you or anyone else -Samurai prefers your company because he's used to you working from home and seeing your more -Samurai literally follows + walks after people -You want privacy from Samurai when you're using the bathroom or whatevs but feel bad closing the door on his little face -Whatever Kenny does he tries to have Samurai near him though -When sat watching a film, he's got your legs across his lap and Samurai resting on your shins so he can stroke him -While sat editing with you in his lap on the gaming chair, Samurai is besides the keyboard smacking a mouse across the desk -Kenny realised early on that Samurai loved sitting at his desk and hitting the mouse -So Kenny bought Samurai his own cheap mouse to play with -We all know Kenny has a rly loud explosive sort of laugh -Like, he laughs like he's been holding it in since 17461BC -Every time he lets out one of those laughs, Samurai does a little jump and rapidly spins around to see Kenny whilst he laughs -Every time Samurai reacts Kenny just laughs more -Kenny would be SUCH a proud cat dad asw -Takes mountains of photos & videos of Samurai just doing little things or sitting somewhere unconventional -Always shows his cat pictures to his friends excitedly saying "Look at what my cat did!" -Kenny spoils that mf with toys as well -Goes to pet shop every so often just to see if they have something new that Samurai might like -At one point was even considering adopting another cat so Samurai would have a friend -You stopped him because you knew that you'd be the one feeding, cleaning and caring for that cat whilst Kenny was working -Big Gibber and JJ also have cats though, and one night just before bed, Kenny let it slip that they'd all sorta been talking about their cats together... -Kenny had said they could both come 'round tomorrow so all their cats could "meet". -Next morning at the ass-crack of dawn, JJ was knocking at your door, and you could hear his bald ass cat meowing from outside too.   -Let him in (and Gib an hour later) and you have breakfast + pet Samurai whilst Kenny and JJ avidly talk about their cats and all their little quirks. -Whilst you're petting Samurai, you have Buu trying to climb up the island stool next to you -Wallace (Gib's cat) is a bit older and just finds purchase on the sofa and goes to sleep/smacks the other cats when they get too close -Kenny's proper happy to see all the cats together though -Every single cat jumps whenever Kenny laughs. Also whenever JJ laughs they all jump before meowing frustratedly at the sheer MAGNITUDE of their laughs -For some reason Niko also came at one point despite not having a cat. -Niko just wanted to play and watch all the cats tbh, he doesn't really care if he doesn't have a cat to bring to the meetup -That night once Buu and Wallace were gone, Kenny couldn't get a smile off of his face bc he feels like a proud dad having introduced his cat to the "community" -Cute HC but Kenny's so protective over everyone he cares about -Like, when he called you once and heard you with a stuffy voice and sneezing, he Uber-ed his way to your house with noodle and a much of medicine -Told you to lie your ass down and rest whilst he did all your house-jobs -It was just a three-day cold or whatever, but Kenny still didn't want you overworking yourself when you were sick -Same vibe- when Samurai first got ill, Kenny dropped EEEEVERYTHING to look after his guy. -Literally got Samurai a whole new blanket just to swaddle him up so Samurai didn't get any colder -Kenny's a constant mix of dying-from-cuteness and concerned for Samurai whenever he hears him sneeze -Carries Samurai around with him everywhere when he's sick- swaddles him up like a baby and j carries him wherever Kenny goes -In the lead up to a fight, Samurai got ill and you were on work abroad, so Kenny took Samurai to camp -Put Samurai in the cup-holder, outer section of the backpack (iykyk) -Sent you a video of all the tough muscly guys at camp passing Samurai around, cooing and stroking his head when he first showed Samurai -Kenny puts his backpack + Samurai on the bench and tells whoever's resting there to make sure Samurai is all good -Whenever Kenny gets rest break, he goes and sips water to the side with Samurai on his lap, just talking nonsense to himself and the cat whilst he's recovering -Coming home and seeing Kenny tryna bathe/wash Samurai would be so funny asw -Samurai HATES baths with like, a BURNING passion, and Kenny hates getting splashed by the water -Kenny's shirtless and complaining at the cat to just " 'low it and let me scrub you!" whilst Samurai is meowing unhappily and dodging his hands in the tub -You're laughing and filming clips from the doorway before eventually giving a helping hand -Kenny's mood brightens again at the end though as he takes pictures of his cat, now skinny as all his fur sticks to his body post-bath -I reckon Kenny uses proper cute little names for Samurai other than his acc name as well though -Namely either calls his cat "big guy" or "little guy" -Samurai's very small but for some reason there's some irony in Kenny saying "Oi big guy come here", before bicep-curling Samurai -Yeah, also uses Samurai like a dumbell sometimes? -Samurai seems to enjoy it so you have no problem, but it is j kinda funny seeing Kenny curling Samurai sometimes -Also Kenny does air-jail with Samurai -If Samurai's too hyper or starts trying to bat the mouse from the computer when Kenny's using it, Kenny will put Samurai up in air-jail and type one-handed instead. -Therefore in conclusion:

#king kenny #king kenny headcanons #king kenny headcannons #x reader #king kenny x reader #niko #niko omilana #aj #aj shabeel #chunkz #sharky #ksi #jj olatunji #fluff #youtube #youtuber #cat #cats of tumblr #cute cats #anesongib #aneson gib #gib #oneshot #imagine #headcanon #headcanons #headcannons #niko x reader

[musings-of-a-lovesick-fool]

Misc nsfw hc's (trans man!reader)

Small hc's I wrote a while ago bc I had brain worms

Characters: Sharky Boshaw, Jacob Seed, Eli Palmer, John Seed, Jerome Jefferies, Joseph Seed

Contains NSFW content, minors do not read!

Sharky is a submissive bottom, he loves being under you and feeling your full weight on him when you fuck him. He's down to take anything you give him, whether you're using your fingers, strap or a butt plug or your tongue he doesn't care he is gonna take it like a champ and say thank you after.

He loves doggy style, having your strap buried inside him, your chest pressed up against his back while you stroke his cock with one hand and hold his hip with the other. He loves the sensation of you thrusting into him while you jerk him off, it's overstimulation heaven especially after you've made him come a couple of times.

He gets shy if you do missionary but he loves how you kiss him while you fuck him and the way you hold his wrists beside his head. He whines about it but he's super into when you make him come all over his stomach and then lick it up, it's super hot.

The closet he gets to topping is whenever you suck him off, especially if you make him brace himself on the wall and let him fuck your face when he gets close. And even then after he comes he wants you to press him up against the wall and take him from behind.

Jacob couldn't bottom if his life depended on it, he is always the one giving and using your body like his personal cocksleeve. He could be swayed to taking your strap if it was your birthday but the chances are very slim, He's a top and he likes making you get off and seeing how undone he can make you.

He is a big fan of edging so he'll have you on your back, get you close and then just stop, making you beg for him to move while he presses lazy kisses to your collar bone. If you beg good enough he'll go to the next extreme and fuck you until you're crying from the overstimulation.

He'd love taking you in his truck or somewhere public, he enjoys seeing you try to keep quiet while he's hitting all the right spots inside you and whispering the nastiest things in your ear. He's also a fan of doggy style and will just fuck you on the ground whenever he feels like it.

His typical style is rough, hard and dirty, making you his little plaything for a few hours and turning you into a mindless mess but he can do gentle and sweet sex. It's a more vulnerable thing though and usually saved for anniversaries and other important dates.

Eli doesn't discriminate and he's happy to be taking or giving in bed, he loves the way you feel inside him and he loves the feeling of being buried inside you. He's not really rough but he can man-handle you like the best of them and he really enjoys having you on his lap while you ride him.

If he's taking he prefers missionary so he can see you as you thrust into him, just the sight of you sweaty and panting above him drives him nuts. And getting to kiss you while you also jerk him off is always a bonus.

He likes taking it slow when you go at it, lots of touching and kissing before one of you gets too excited and flips the other over and takes charge. He gets really horny when you're the one to take charge, something about you pushing him into the mattress and ripping his boxers down really gets him going.

He's a weak man for you so when you tease him it's very effective, he will rut against you until you shimmy your pants down and let him slip his cock inside you. If you squeeze in between him and his desk and grind your ass on his crotch it's only a matter of time before you're bent over it and getting fucked.

John is a service bottom with a twist and that twist is that when you frustrate him enough he'll tie you down and fuck you like an animal. He loves watching you ride him, he loves burying his face between your thighs and making you come undone with his touch.

He also loves restraining your hands and making you confess your flifthiest sins while he fucks you, going from long slow thrusts to quick deep ones that rock your entire body. He doesn't care what position you're in as long as he can watch your face twist into blissful pleasure and pain.

He'll lose himself when you take charge, becoming a babbling mess chanting your name like a prayer while you thrust into him. He'll beg you to do your worst to him, cling to any part of your body, bite your neck when he comes and rut against you uselessly in between sessions.

John can switch from cruel sadomasochist to subby brat in two seconds and he will give you whiplash if you're not ready for it. If you indulge both sides you'll be his personal god and he'll worship you any chance he gets, his main goal is to make you come as much as humanly possible.

Jerome is a sweet man and he just wants to make you feel good and take care of you, body worship is off the charts with this man and he'll make every sexual encounter feel like a religious experience. He loves running his hands over your body and kissing every inch of you before fucking you nice and slow.

He may unintentionally cockwarm as he gets carried away kissing you and singing you praises but it just makes it better. His thrusts are always deep and hit all the right spots every time and the drag out is slow and sensual, he really works it up and makes you want it.

He's not opposed to letting you take him, he'll happily suck off your strap and get himself ready to take you. He only asks that you be gentle and if you can do that he's happy to lose himself to the feeling of you inside him, he might enjoy it so much he can't keep his hands from jerking himself off while you thrust into him.

He will happily engage in some sinful activities in the church, as long as it's empty. Either one of you bent over the podium while the other fucks them is always an experience. He may start reciting certain bible verses and likening you to angels while you fuck, he can't help it when his mind gets all foggy.

Joseph does whatever his heart tells him to in the moment so it's a toss up on whether he'll be taking or giving in the bedroom. Sometimes you can tell from the look in his eye or the way he grabs you but mostly he takes you by surprise every time.

If he's feeling like taking he'll start by kissing you all over your body and sucking you off/eating you out, rutting his hard on against you and whimpering your name when you touch him. He'll go into any position you put him in but he does like being able to hold the back of your neck and look into your eyes while you fuck him.

He'll prattle on about how god brought you both together and how his body and soul is yours to take and he'll choke on your name like it's a prayer to hard to swallow. He gets embarrassed if you make him come on himself but can't complain when you clean him up with your mouth.

If he's giving he likes to press his body flush against yours and really enjoy the feeling of being inside you, he'll unintentionally edge you and himself because he wants it to last. And then when you both come undone he thrusts into you like a wild animal until he can't hold himself up any longer.

#sharky boshaw x reader #jacob seed x reader #eli palmer x reader #john seed x reader #jerome jeffries x reader #joseph seed x reader #M!Reader Tag #Headcanon Tag #Nsft Tag #only did the boys for the one bc I was in a silly goofy man loving mood yanno #i'm blissfully ignoring the seeds give bad head posts. they're right but i'm here for a good time not an accurate time

[sharkieboi]

oooh also i have my next tattoo on the books!! i’m so excited!!!!!

#shhh sharkie #it’s a pic of the spoonbill i raised #i’ve been emailing with the artist so i just need to call the shop and put down the deposit to actually schedule but #it could happen as soon as next week! #and the artist is really excited to work on it so that just makes me all the more happy #eeeeeeee i’m gonna have a Sterling on my leg :) i can’t wait!!!!!!!!! #AND my parents sent me money for my birthday so they’re inadvertently buying my tattoo :) #haha suckers thanks

[nsharks]

Hii Sharkie!! Just wanted to say that I wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, hope you’re having a great day! 🫶🏽

tysm for Bleeding Blue it’s the best ghost fanfic I’ve ever read 😌 🤌🏼

THANK U for remembering sweet pea 💙 (and thank u for reading)

#ask

[neteyamsoare]

updates on my trip part one.

day one : i was mad when i noticed i left my apple watch at home after i had packed the charger and a band for it. i watched the other zoey during the flight and fell in love with zach. then when we landed, almost got stranded at the airport cause my mom wanted to get patty and the bus left us we had to get a taxi to take us to the hotel. we managed to get dinner and then attend a glow in the dark party the hotel was keeping, it was fun.

day two : we woke up early and headed to the pool, i didn’t go in the water cause i can’t swim and afraid of water so i just laid down on the chair. i think i went to the gym that day but it was hot and had to be stopped early. played bingo, played some kahoot which was both fun. it was also my mom’s birthday so we ate at a japanese restaurant and they sung happy birthday to her and brung her a cake. i watched a michael jackson tribute and the performance was good.

day three : started on the beach to get salt water on my skin and then did the pool. we went to sharkies to get food and it was so good, i got the lobster and it tasted so good. we got to watch a jamaican dance show which was so cool, they were so talented and also we got to chill out later and listen to music.

#ಣ : now streaming

[w98pops]

["Wow, hold your horses, boy! I still need these ribs."

"TOMMYYYYYYYYYY..."]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALETUS!!!

Thomas took a leave just to visit Eric's birthday party. The little guy never been happier.

Some annual rambling, this time regarding Aletus' family, all under the cut.

Eric comes from a family of honest to god Followers of the Apocalypse. Dina and Jonah were childhood friends, growing in the vault, and quickly fell in love with each other. Dina was a nurse and Jonah was a software engineer, their respectable professions earned them a place amongst the Followers after they left their vault.

Their first child was Thomas Williams. A humble sweet boy with a heart of gold. He wasn't a smarty type, so he felt much out of place growing among the Followers. That particular fact was the reason of constant bickering and arguing with his parents

When Tommy reached the enlistment age, he ran away and joined the NCR military force, which was met extremely negatively with his parents, but they softened up after awhile. Dina and Jonah love all their children despite all the difficulties and differences. After the attack on Eric's caravan, and Eric's "death", Thomas mourned harded than the others.

His and his younger sibling's relationship was really really deep, in fact, Thomas' only real reason for fighting was to make the world a better place for his little brother. Which is a damn shame, because after a few years he got the news saying that Eric actually SURVIVED and lived in prosperity as a legionary. Thomas was angry, shameful and really fucking sad. Type of sadness and shame that leave you helpless. He changed his last name to his mom's — Yau — to never be associated with the person his brother has become. After his battle injury, which led to him losing almost all of his vision, he retired from active duty and became a secretary for a high ranking NCR general. He sends money to his sister in Boneyard and thanks god every day that their parents died without the knowledge that their child became a fascist slaver.

Edna is the youngest child in the family. She was born a year after Eric and 6 years after Tommy. She's a bit of a silly girlie, blue hair and pronouns type, and she took a lot from her father. Edna is an extremely talented engineer, like, insanely good. While Thomas was slaughting minorities in the name of freedom and Eric was studying homoerotic fanfiction instead of working on his history major, she was doing STUFF. She mastered computers before she learned how to tie her shoes. After her parents death, she stayed in the Boneyard and practically became a leader of the engineer team. Her straightforward personality and brains earned her a very high place of authority in the Followers community and very justifiable at that. In the year of 2281 Edna is working on her little project "Hippocrates", which is aimed to start mass production of autodocs from scratch. She's super pro-NCR because without her brother's money her project fated to fail, and she can't allow that. Her motivations are not so much as to help people, but to show off her sick programming skills, but as long as she's doing good work I say pop off girlie. General public doesn't know how she feels about her other brother's affilation with the Legion, but she never changed her last name like Thomas did, and there's even rumors spreading that she was contacting him from time to time. Before he died, at least.

That's uhmm 😭😭 kinda all. I'm not feeling good but still wanted to drop some Aletus lore on his birthday, because people love the guy, and I love when people love my guys.

CARD SWAP SPOILER. My little pelican king is a four of clubs. Sharky is a joker.

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #oc: aletus