Tumgik
#hamlet prince of being a little bitch
secret-sageent · 3 months
Text
y'all better get ready for so much goth twink slander on here soon we are starting Hamlet next week in my Shakespeare class
6 notes · View notes
daffodil--lament · 1 year
Text
caoimhin 2022 reading wrap up
- Gideon the Ninth & Harrow the Ninth - good. made me insane. read them basically cover to cover. awesome
- The Hobbit - 10/10 it's the fuckin hobbit man. this was of course a re-read because I'm cultured
- The Great Gatsby - cool. enjoyed. also a re-read. so true fitzgerald materialism is bad. I love gay people
- Dogsbody - so good. dwj's ability to balance the themes of her stories always gets me. I need to read more of her books
- Howl's Moving Castle - I've read it more than 10 times in the last two years I love it so much 10000/10
- A Study In Charlotte - I love me some sherlock holmes. I love autism. I love people who are fucked up. enjoyed it as much as I did when I was 13
- Castle In The Air - hmc sequel. gets better every re-read. dwj poses an earth shattering question: what if all your favorite characters got even stupider? (this is about prince justin. he's the worst I love him)
- A River Runs Through It - destroyed me. holy shit. I finished that last page and had to go lay down for awhile. I was thinking about it for days. I am haunted by waters. god. good lord almighty.
- House of Many Ways - MASSIVE tone shift from a river runs through it. Charmain is a bitch and I like her so much. twinkle sucks. 9 million out of ten I love you Sophie Pendragon
- Howl's Moving Castle - by the time you finish homw you have to start hmc again to distract yourself from the series ending. howl and sophie were holding one another's hands and smiling and smiling quite unable to stop. I'm gonna pass out
- Hamlet - fuckin classic duh. I read this for the first time in seventh grade because I'm better than everyone. there's a reason it's one of the most widely known pieces of literature ever written
- Pride and Prejudice - also better every time I read it. Jane Austen is a genius. I wish I had an Elizabeth to my Darcy
- The Lightning Thief - percy jackson my beloved
- Sea of Monsters - retweet
- Storm Front - harry dresden is a bitch
- Fool Moon - harry dresden gets grievously injured, still manages to kill people
- Grave Peril - michael carpenter my beloved
- Summer Knight - karrin murphy btw (she is not enjoying herself)
- Death Masks - I love small children who carry great magical power
- Persuasion - Jane Austen I love you. I played minecraft prolifically while I listened to this book. it was so good. genuinely amazing. love love love
- Loki: Agent of Asgard - I always start this and I'm like "ha ha funny comic book" and then by the end I'm completely decimated. the art is so cool and I love watching it change throughout the run. conceptually the whole story and premise are so amazing. I can't really explain the extent of how good it is and do it justice. it's just awesome
- Pride and Prejudice - I forgot that I read this twice but if it's on the list you'd better be damn sure it happened
- The Raven Boys - I love pretentious glasses-wearing teenage boys (me irl)
- Patriot Games - the Harrison Ford movie is better but it was chill ig.
- Dream Thieves - fuck shit up little man
- Blue Lily, Lily Blue - popular among welsh voices in my head
- Murder on the Orient Express - AMAZING. I love hercule poirot so much. although I sort of knew the general ending, having seen, you know, literally any TV show made in the last 100 years, I was really surprised and pleased with the way the whole novel unfolded itself. awesome
- The Raven King - honestly awesome ending to the series. thoroughly enjoyed
- Rebecca - books that changed me at age 8. not sure why my mother chose to give me this book at that age but I'm forever glad she did. Rebecca is dead the entire story and she haunts it more than any ghost could. Spectacular. something about Mrs de Winter's name never being told to us or said out loud, but Rebecca's name being EVERYWHERE.... fantastic
- Blood Rites - I LOVE YOU THOMAS
- Never Let Me Go - I understand why this was award winning and I think I will never read it again
- Howl's Moving Castle - what better way to end my year. howl said I think we ought to live happily ever after and sophie thought he meant it. also I got the fancy illustrated hardcover version for Christmas and I am so happy. I will not be lending it to anyone ever. it's my baby.
11 notes · View notes
wheretobuygoodurl · 2 years
Conversation
Hamlet: You think your little period cramps hurt? Try tearing your ACL during a fencing match.
Hamlet: Hey, my name's Hamlet and I'm the bisexual prince of Denmark.
Hamlet: I don't care what the temperature is! Imma wear BLACK! Being too warm is a female trait.
Hamlet: Once, I got grounded because I told Ophelia to stop bitching when her dad died. My dad died and my mom got remarried to my uncle in under two months and I still showed up to practice.
31 notes · View notes
s1utspeare · 3 years
Text
DMBJ Characters as Shakespeare Leads
I got into it in the notes of a moonfall echo post and now I’m going insane about what Shakespeare Characters each DMBJ person vibes the most with who do I blame for this
ANYWAY WELCOME TO MY LATEST NONSENSE THESE ARE MY PERSONAL OPINIONS AND ALSO BASED ENTIRELY ON VIBES ALONE
WU XIE as VIOLA from Twelfth Night
Tumblr media
okay bear with me, I know this is a strong one coming right out the gate. But the GAY ENERGY. the ATTEMPTING TO BE SOMEONE THEY’RE NOT ALL THE TIME. the sheer amount of LOVE INSIDE. also this bitch spends SO much time in the series dressed up as other people like??? mans loves cosplaying except the cosplay is for Life and Death Situations. also the love triangles are hilarious. plus they’re both cute and gay and i love them
ZHANG QILING as CORIOLANUS from Coriolanus
Tumblr media
did i choose these two because they’re arguably the hottest characters in each of their canon? maybe. also Cori Boy is the only one violent enough to even come CLOSE to xiao-ge’s deadly energy. I could have done Hamlet, who is the only other real Shakespearian swordsman, but Hamlet talks too much. also something about the desperation and side-switching that appeals to me. OH THEY BOTH HAVE GOOD TITS yeah that’s a good reason too
WANG PANGZI as THE FOOL from King Lear
Tumblr media
okay before any of you come for me in the notes, the Fool is arguably the greatest Shakespearean character. They’re only CALLED the Fool cause it’s their job, but actually they’re the only one with any braincells in the play. Both start out as the archetypal comic relief character and then become the heart and soul of the story. The Fool makes a bunch of jokes and also prophesies the end and possibly is magic?? who’s to say. But anyway Pangzi also does all of those things and I feel like he should get to wear a funny hat. plus the Fool just has to deal with idiots trying to take his job by being clowns for free, and Pangzi can relate to that energy I think
LIU SANG as ARIEL from The Tempest
Tumblr media
If it weren’t for just the SHEER amount of creepy magical energy they both exude, it’s the loyalty and sacrifice that does it for me. Not only are they both Ethereal Beings, there’s also a lot of sound ties to Ariel in The Tempest, so like it checks out. Plus they both Crouch. Also I just want Liu Sang to be able to smite some bitches sometimes. That would be good for him (it’s NOT because they’re both my favorite characters IT’S NOT)
Bai Haotian as Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Tumblr media
So this is not only because i have a thing for casting women as Puck, but also because they fit so well together!! like. they both have crushes on people they perceive to be in authority! they both like being helpful! they both should get to be a little feral and also do magic! like Xiao Bai would be SUCH a cute Puck and if Wu Xie weren’t such a dumbass he’d make a good Oberon but alas. He is a Dumbass. so Xiao Bai is Puck but Wu Xie doesn’t get to be in Midsummer because he is simultaneously Too Dumb and Not Dumb Enough. 
LI CU as PRINCE HAL from Henry IV Part I
Tumblr media
sorry for more Tom Hiddleston pics but he’s genuinely like the best Shakespearian actor I’ve ever seen, and he’s done it all. Anyway Li Cu is Hal but specifically Hal from Part I because Part II isn’t as good and Hal is basically Dead when we get to Henry V so it has to be Part I. Anyway. Troubled youth who doesn’t want to do what his father wants so he basically gets kidnapped and raised by an older man who is full of Trickery and also Witty Remarks? The Best Friends Trios? The evolution into a Hero in Their Own Right? These guys are perfect for each other. Also I go feral about both of them at any given moment
A-NING as LADY MACBETH from Macbeth
Tumblr media
YES I used A-Ning from Time Raiders because I think she’s the hottest version of A-Ning WHAT ABOUT IT. Anyway A-Ning could be no one other than the scheming girlboss Lady Macbeth. They’re both Morally Ambiguous but Fuck they look so good doing it. Can And Will manipulate literally any man into doing what they want. Su Nan was also a contender for Lady Macbeth because she resonates very strongly with the “Out, damned spot!” monologue, but she respects authority too much. A-Ning would not hesitate to kill the bitchass king of Scotland so that her family could ascend to the throne and I love that for her
ZHANG DADDY RISHAN as HAMLET from Hamlet
Tumblr media
OKAY BEFORE ANYONE SAYS “brigid i know u chose them because ur a simp for zhang daddy rishan and ur a simp for hamlet stop being so predictable” LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE COULD DO IT THO??? LIKE??? ok they both are setting their life purpose on the bedrock of an older mentor figure’s death... they both have to deal with conspirators trying to usurp them... both the Ultimate Tragic Hero and Make Me Cry Every Damn Day... both are torn away from their nerd boyfriends by death... they both live in my head rent free... I know Zhang Daddy Rishan does not talk as much as Hammie Boy but I 100% think that there’s a CONSTANT monologue going on in his head at all times. Also the Am I A Coward speech? That’s our Daddy Rishan to the MAX. No one look at me or im gonna start making picsets of him with Hamlet quotes superimposed over it I swear to GOD
and finally.... 
WU SANXING as IAGO from Othello
Tumblr media
Not only does this picture from the NTL production of Othello represent what I want to do to Sanshu every time I see him onscreen, but these bitches are two of The Fakest Hos I have ever come across. It’s a love-hate relationship with them most of the time; you hate them for what they’re doing to the heroes, but they’re so good at the Trickery that you can’t help but admire them for it a little bit. They can, have, and will sell their family members for a single Lick of Power and Wealth. And yeah, you could MAKE an argument for them to be Good or at the very least Morally Ambiguous but they’re both giant dicks and deep down in our hearts we all know it. 
48 notes · View notes
scotianostra · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
  On 9th April 1747 leading Jacobite Simon Fraser, Lord Lovat was executed on Tower Hill London, the last execution by beheading in the country.
The Clan Fraser patriarch was an expert double-dealer from his youth in Restoration England — when he recruited a small regiment in nominal service to William and Mary but  allegedly plotting to desert to the Stuarts at the opportune moment, is it any wonder the 11th Lord Lovat got the nickname "The Fox" Some may see him as a Jacobite hero, but Simon Fraser was not a nice man, he kidnapped, raped, and forcibly married a woman from a rival clan in order to gain claim on a contested succession (Lovat had to flee the country, a death sentence in absentia at his heels). He forged incriminating documents in an unsuccessful bid to undermine rival nobles.
I think the nickname maybe should have been the cat,  this is part of a speech by Lord Belhaven, delivered in the last Parliament held in Edinburgh, in 1706, .”....in which his lordship, speaking of this nobleman, then Captain Fraser, on occasion of the Scots plot, commonly called Fraser's plot, says that " he deserved, if practicable, to have been hanged five several times, in five different places, and upon five different accounts at least : as having been notoriously a traitor to the Court of St James's, a traitor to the Court of St Germain's, a traitor to the Court of Versailles and a traitor to his own country of Scotland; in being not only an avowed and restless enemy." Strong words indeed!
  He played both sides of the Hanover-Stuart intrigue, ingratiating himself with both Jacobites and London during the 1715 uprising, more so than his contemporary,  John Erskine, Earl of Mar, who also got an unenviable nickname "Bobbin John".
  To be fair Lovatt as a soldier was well past it by the time the '45 came about, he was in his late 70's and riddled with gout, more important to Prince Charles army was the men he could command., it fell to his son to lead the clan in the uprising. This excerpt from "Memoirs of the Jacobites 1715 and 1745" tells it all.
  He could neither walk nor ride, as he was almost helpless; he was deaf, purblind, eighty years of age, ignorant of English law, and it was therefore not a matter of surprise that the high-born tribes, who thronged to his trial, were disappointed in the brilliancy of his parts, and in the readiness of his wit.  "I see little of parts in him,” observes  Walpole  It appeared, indeed, doubtful in what form death would seize him first, and whether disease and age might not cheat the scaffold of its victim.
He must have been a sore sight sitting in the dock, he had however not lost any of his faculties and defended himself at the trial, and in truth he took no real part in the Uprising, and in his defence he said he merely obeyed the Scots law of hospitality and gave shelter to the Prince.
  The guilty verdict was a forgone conclusion though and so it was on April 9th, Simon Fraser,  11th Lord Lovat in his 80th year was taken out for his execution, which originally was to be Hung, drawn and quartered but was computed to a mere beheading by the King.
  As he was stepping into the carriage which would carry him to his death, an old woman shouted, 'You will have your head chopped off, you ugly old Scots dog.' Without a second's hesitation he turned upon her, and, raising his hat, replied, 'I verily believe I shall, you old English bitch.'
  Large crowds gathered for the spectacle and it is said to have amused Lovatt when a grandstand erected for the benefit of spectators to the event suddenly collapsed, resulting in the death of 20 people  As he was going up the steps to the scaffold, assisted by two warders, he looked round, and, seeing the crowds said, " God save us, why should there be such a bustle about taking off an old grey head, that cannot get up three steps without three bodies to support it ? 
His gallows mirth is credited as the origin of the saying “laughing your head off” and maybe, I should add “Gallows Humour”? 
 Turning about, and observing one of his friends much dejected, he clapped him on the shoulder, saying: "Cheer up thy heart, man! I am not afraid; why should you be so? " As soon as he climbed onto the scaffold he asked for the executioner, and presented him with ten guineas in a purse, and then, desiring to see the axe, he felt the edge and said he " believed it would do." Soon after, he rose from the chair which was placed for him and looked at the inscription on his coffin, and on sitting down again he read
" Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. Nam genus et proavos, et qux non fecimus ipsi, Vix ea nostra voco."
Which translates to
" It is sweet and honorable to die for the fatherland For the race, ancestry, and the things that we have not had hardly call our own."  
Lovatt told the executioner he would say a short prayer and then give the signal by dropping his handkerchief. In this posture he remained about half-a- minute, and then, on throwing his handkerchief on the floor, the executioner at one blow cut off his head, which was received in the cloth, and, with his body was put into the coffin and carried in a hearse back to the Tower, where it was interred near the bodies of the other lords.
  Or was  it? Speculation that Lovatts friends and family managed to spirit the body away to the Wardlaw Mausoleum in Kirkhill, where his ancestors lie, for centuries it is thought that a body, minus the head, in a lead casket inside was that of "The Old Fox" but 2018 the remains were inspected by a forensic scientist and were found to be that of  a female. There are some who still cling to the belief that Lovatt is buried in the graveyard there somewhere, but you just can’t go about digging up graves in search of a 270 odd year body because of a “legend”
To me it looks like The Old Fox is within the walls of The Tower of London after all. Along with other notable Jacobites,  William Murray, Marquess of Tullibardine William Boyd, 4th Earl of Kilmarnock and Arthur Elphinstone, 6th Lord Balmerino, they are all featured on a plaque in the  Chapel of Saint Peter-ad-Vincula. London Borough of Tower Hamlets. 
Another notable name on the plaque is  Thomas Howard, 4th Duke of Norfolk, who was part of the Ridolfi plot, which would have saw him marry Mary Queen of Scots and become King of England, had it succeeded. Three English Queen’s also appear on the plaque. 
One of my ports of call when researching history is the web page Find a Grave, people use it to go pay their respects to those named on the site, Lord Lovatt being one, there are dozens of tributes left throughout the years, including one already today.  https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/6852/lord-lovat
34 notes · View notes
hamletandthegang · 3 years
Text
The Meeting
Maggie was sure she was asleep before pushing the door open and walking in. Sunlight was now drifting through the small window, and she carefully sat down on the small couch near Ophelia. She looked terrible, Maggs thought as she studied her. Jesus, who did that to her? Her hair had dried in a crumple, so that her side-bangs were floating up above her head, stuck up against the back of the chair she sat in. Her face was oddly pale, deep blue-purple rings under her eyes. And she didn’t seem to remember a thing- which was probably a good thing for Maggie, because if she had recognized her she might’ve immediately tried to attack her. But she seemed so helpless, completely out with her mouth open and her head tipped back slightly. Her foot stirred, and a soft groan left her mouth. Maggie started, not wanting to be caught looking at her if she woke. But she returned to stillness, and Maggs let out a breath.
Monica stepped through the doorway and opened the refrigerator door, tossing a strange glance at Maggie and Ophelia. “So, what’d the cat drag in?” She spoke as she grabbed her breakfast from the fridge and shut the door with her foot. She settled onto the counter edge and looked at Ophelia suspiciously as she opened the package to her frozen waffle.
“She’s the prince of Denmark’s girlfriend, that’s all I know for sure,” Maggie said quietly. “I figure she might be very useful as bait or ransom or something of that sort.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Monica replied, studying her.
“She showed up by the window out on the street, and I recognized her and let her in. She was completely out of it, stumbling around and not knowing where she was. I don’t think she’s a threat, she’s really not in her right mind.”
“Drunk?”
“No, I can’t really put my finger on it, but it’s something much worse.” Maggie stared hard at Ophelia, hoping for the answer to appear in thin air. Something about the way she had moved and spoke, it seemed like her mind wasn’t there at all.
“Well,” Monica said, still watching the snoring hostage. “I guess we could just move her to the back room for the meeting?”
“Oh, shit, that’s this morning,” Maggs jumped up and shook Ophelia. “Hey, you’ve gotta move to a different room, come on,” She nudged, and Ophelia opened her eyes after a second and Maggie helped her to the back closet. She was deposited there, Maggie assuring Monica that she didn’t need to be restrained, and they went back to the main room to set up.
Ophelia quickly curled back up and drifted back to sleep, but after a while, commotion from the front room floated into her mind and she opened her eyes again. She sat up on the three chairs that had been pushed together, and rubbed her face, trying to remember where she was. She caught her reflection in the small grimy mirror sitting inside a box on the shelves lining the room. She stood, picked it up, and fixed her hair as best she could, and wiped off the lake grime from her face with a wetted paper towel. She already looked a little better, and she’d dried out completely so she didn’t drip water wherever she went.
She quietly turned the door knob and poked her head around the edge, and listened to the voices from the other room. She seemed to recognize some of them, she knew she’d heard at least a few of them before, but she had no idea where. So she stepped out of the room and walked carefully down the hallway, stopping at the end and peeking around the corner. No one noticed for many seconds, but slowly, every eye turned to see her and the clatter quickly quieted.
“So,” Sebastian said, taking another handful of chips and completely unbothered by Ophelia’s appearance, “Who’s the chick?”
Maggie stood and moved across the room like ice, and locked eyes with Ophelia. “I said to stay in the room.”
Ophelia looked back at her, not knowing what to say. “Why not let her stay?” Someone chimed in, and Ophelia looked around Maggie to see Jackie, with a mischievous smile on their face. Somehow all of their names were coming to her easily, but she still couldn’t remember where she could have met them.
Maggie thought for a moment, still not looking away from Ophelia. “Do you want to stay?” She said, and the tension in the room immediately shifted- this was uncommon behavior from their leader.
Ophelia nodded and whispered, “Sure, I guess.”
Maggie cocked a head toward an empty chair, and Ophelia followed her motion and sat down, becoming very uncomfortable with the stares watching her every move.
Maggie walked back to the counter and sat down. “Our next move is reconnaissance- I need more information on the state of the King and Queen, and all I’ve been able to gather so far is that some kind of disturbance caused them to send the prince to England, but they’ve been keeping everything very tight-lipped to avoid public uproar.”
Ophelia watched Maggie with a confused look. Something about what she was saying seemed to remind her of something, but it was still too fuzzy to tell.
“After that, barring any shaking new information, we need to identify the weak points of the castle and find some point of entry. So far there is still no plan after breaching and entering, but until we know more information that just won’t be possible. After we find an inside ear, we will need to know guard regiments and schedules, the physical capabilities of the royals, etcetera etcetera. But for right now, I want us to focus on simply finding the points of entry and-”
“Wait!” Ophelia blurted out before she thought about what she was doing.
Everyone turned and Maggie answered, “Yes?”
“Are you trying to take down the king?”
“Yep,” Camilla answered.
“Is that what you were doing with Hamlet?” The name came to her almost instinctively, and so did a certain situation, though she couldn’t remember what.
Maggie looked at her, hard. “Yes. The Prince of Denmark would presumably have plenty of information to help with his own downfall, wouldn’t you think?”
“But why try to kill him? I’m sure he’d help you if you just asked.” Ophelia looked back confusedly. Hamlet hated his uncle, why wouldn’t he want to take him off the throne?
Maggie was silent for many seconds, before clearing her throat, “You mean to tell me that the Prince of Denmark is already plotting to kill the king?” Ophelia nodded, still trying to put slivers of memories together.
“He- He hates the king, he- ah,” Ophelia closed her eyes, trying to remember, but nothing came. “Goddamnit I can’t remember a thing, look, all I know is that he’d gladly take your help in taking the king off the throne, as far as I know he doesn’t ever want to be king anyway, you should just talk to him and work something out.”
Maggie stared at her and everyone in the room tensed, waiting for her to move. But she started to laugh. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” she laughed hysterically, “I’ve been trying this whole time to find ways to kidnap that slick son of a bitch and you’re telling me he’s been on my side? You’re not lying, are you?”
“Look, I can’t remember anything right now, I could be completely wrong, but like, I’m pretty sure he’d be down with it.” Ophelia answered, still rubbing her temples and trying to force her brain to work.
Maggie sighed and wiped her eyes from laughing so hard. “Damn, well I’m glad you showed up on our doorstep. Everyone, this is Ophelia, she’s apparently going to be helping us out now.”
Ophelia looked around at the group around her. She could have sworn she’d seen them all before, but no memories were surfacing at the moment.
“Well,” Monica cleared her throat, and Ophelia turned to look at her. “Got any other info for us?” The others looked to her expectantly, but she frowned.
“I still can’t remember very much, it’s already starting to fade,” She spoke, rubbing her temples. Maggie looked her over.
“You wanna join our group?” She asked, realizing she hadn’t yet asked her opinion on the matter.
Ophelia froze and looked up. Being a part of a somewhat terrifying group of rebels to the state trying to take down the government from the inside out?
“You don’t have to have any skills, we can teach you all you need to know,” Maggie continued, but she still hesitated, “And we aren’t planning on being particularly cruel or bloody in this whole endeavor. Honestly, the only person who really needs to die is the king himself, and since apparently the prince himself is on our side, he wouldn’t be hurt, at least not by us.”
Ophelia looked around at the group once more, trying to read their expressions. They stared back blankly, Jackie being the only person to smile at her as they bounced their knee up and down. Ophelia took a deep breath. “Fuck it, why not.”
The room erupted in cheers, and Maggie clapped her hands together and got a bottle of champagne from the cabinet, and Monica gave everyone a mug and filled it. “Well, here’s to the next stage of taking Denmark!” And everyone raised their mugs.
After some conversation, and Ophelia introducing herself to each member of the group, a headache started to set in and Maggie suggested she lay down and rest for a while. She complied, and wandered off to her makeshift bed in the back room. Maggie watched her leave, then caught Monica’s eye as she made to stand, and she looked at her peculiarly. “You…” Monica started, with a mischievous grin, but Maggie stopped her.
“Nope, no, shut up, not the time,”
“Oooookay,” Monica smiled and helped her clean up from the meeting.
1 note · View note
waithyuck · 4 years
Text
extra elongated tag game
tagged by @gohyuck my love
tagging: @kwantified @honeyyu @jensungf @renjunwrites @neo-shitty @suingjaehyun
O N E
tell me the first song that made you stan your current fave group and why did your faves attract you so much?
okay so my ult group is nct and I can’t remember what song exactly but i remember not being a stan and LOVING back 2 u so much that I had to look into nct
for bts is was serendipity and blood sweat & tears
ateez was pirate king bc we stanned since debut 😔✊
T W O
rule: answer the ten questions and write your own!
favorite item of clothing?
I own a lot of hoodies but my fav is my dark gray we go up hoodie and it’s big n comfy....yeah
if you had to smell like one scent for the rest of your life what would it be?
I think I would want to smell like vanilla or lavender
favorite painter? why?
frida kahlo bc she embraced everything about herself and did wonderful self portraits
what’s your favorite horror movie (and if you don’t like horror, why not?)?
I don’t like jumpscares so most horror is not to my taste....however give a psychological horror and I’ll go off ab how much I love it (like idk if it’s considered horror but ‘a cure for wellness’ anyone???)
iphone or android?
iPhone dude
favorite tiktok trend (and if you don’t like tiktok, you can talk about how much influencers suck)?
i only go on tiktok for the kpop content I don’t know trends,,,,also can be talk about how most influencers on that app manipulate literal children into giving them money?? for doing absolutely nothing??
if you could wake up with any new ability what would it be?
the ability to read others emotions and make them happy no matter what (call me a corny ass bitch but it’s true)
favorite superhero/supervillain/antihero?
people consider her a ‘villain’ so I’m saying maleficent (from the movie maleficent) bc ??? she fell in love with a man and he fuckin just,,,,did her so dirty and left her broken-hearted and cut off her wings like ??? hell I’d be mad too I’d curse the little ass baby he had with another woman just as fast as she did. also how about that character development??? she cursed aurora but always looked out for her and eventually came to love her?? and that’s the kiss that broke the spell and woke aurora up?? call that motherly love we stan
if you could only dress in one color for the rest of your life which color would it be?
realistically black is prob the way I would go but gray is also a valid option
who’s your ult and give me five reasons why.
oof y’all already know it’s my boy lee donghyuck
1. his vocals??? the vocals alone are enough reason to stan
2. his dancing??? he is so incredibly talented and I love watching him move
3. his hardwork and dedication to his career, like he loves what he does so much and I love seeing him shine (but also like, pls let him sit the fuck down for a sec)
4. his aura and personality !!!!! is just so loveable !!! he brightens the room with his mood-making personality and I’m just in love with him god
5. okay okay now I’ll touch on the fact that he’s so fucking handsome??? a visual king ???? look at that face, look at those legs, JUST LOOK AT HIS BODY PROPORTIONS. PERFECT.
my questions:
what is your favorite memory from your childhood?
If you could travel anywhere in the world with just a snap of your fingers, where would you go and why?
describe your personality in three (3) words.
what is your favorite thing that you have ever read? (anything you’ve ever read counts! fanfiction, poems, novels etc.) why?
are you the studying type of person or the type to just ‘wing it’ when you have a big test coming up?
between bold colors and pastel colors, which do you prefer?
do you live life in the moment or do you plan every action you take?
what is your favorite holiday and why? (all holidays count! across all religions and cultures 😄)
would you rather stay up to stargaze in the middle of the night or wake up early to watch the sunrise?
what is your favorite eye color on another person?
T H R E E
rule: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.
AIR ༉⋆͙̈
i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
FIRE ༉⋆
i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing
WATER ༉⋆͙̈
i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words
EARTH ༉⋆͙̈
i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love this chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life
AETHER ༉⋆͙̈
i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally
F O U R
the ultimate tag: answer whichever ones you want to because there are a lot and then tag a few blogs you’d like to get to know better!
PERSONAL
name: samantha
nickname: sam
birthday: march 9
zodiac: pisces sun
nationality: american
languages: english, currently learning korean
gender: female
sexuality: pansexual :)
height: 5’2” (157 cm)
BLOG STUFF
inspiration for muse: music, tv, movies
meaning behind my url: hyuck is doin too much he’s gotta just give me a break and wAIT A SEC = waithyuck
blog established: 2020 but I’ve been on tumblr since 2015
followers: 791
FAVORITES
favorite animals: pigs, cats, dogs, snakes
favorite books: lord of the flies, the great gatsby, hamlet even tho it wasn’t technically a book
favorite color: yellow, orange, pink
favorite fictional characters: gilbert blythe, prince zuko from atla idk who else
favorite flower: sunflowers, carnations, roses
favorite scent: vanilla, citrus, lavender
favorite season: spring or fall
RANDOM
average hours of sleep: like 4-5
cats or dogs: both
coffee, tea or hot chocolate: hot chocolate
current time: 2:23 p.m.
dream trip: seoul, rome, greece in general, london, dublin
dream job: teaching english as a second language, linguist, translator
hobbies: writing, drawing, singing
hogwarts house: hufflepuff
last movie watched: burlesque lmao
last song listened to: kick it - nct 127
no. of blankets you sleep with: 1
random fact(s): my fingers are double jointed lmaO idk
F I V E
10 things i can’t stop listening to
slow down - chase atlantic
watermelon sugar - harry styles
to die for - sam smith
we go up - nct dream
blue side - j-hope
god’s menu - stray kids
inception - ateez
love me right - rendezvous at two
renegade - aaryan shah
HER - chase atlantic
2 notes · View notes
sweet-royalty · 5 years
Note
"If I die, I’m haunting you first." Logince, maybe?
I’m not sure if it will be anything like you imagined/wanted because I’m kinda new on this thing but let’s go xD
Content: Human!Sides, High-School!AU, slight reference to an Arch Enemy song? (I mean, if that’s important somehow. I’d make a MCR reference but hey… I don’t know that many MCR songs so let’s go for what I know lol)
TW: Cursing, B-word, S-word.
Lenght: 614 words (yeah pretty short)
Pairings: Logince, Platonic Prinxiety, “Implied” Moxiety
Read it on AO3
Read it on Wattpad
- Urgh, I can’t keep up with your stupid pinning, just go talk to him already!
- Are you CRAZY?? – Roman asked lowering his voice and getting closer to his best friend – Logan is simply impossible to get through! No one ever talks to him and he closes himself to everyone! There is just NO WAY I can talk to him, he’ll think I’m just another stupid jock trying to make fun of him! He won’t take me seriously.
Virgil angrily raised his left eyebrow to him.
- Roman Prince, are you kidding? You made me go through all that dramatic shit with Patton and now you’re all worried out because you can’t talk to Logan Yerkes? Look! – Virgil pointed to where the over-distracted nerd was – He’s right there, hair licked back, fixing his glasses like it’s going to fall any minute even though he just fixed that, taking another bite of toast with that jelly he always brings from home-
- Do you really need to narrate everything he’s doing? – Roman covered his blushing face wishing for the bell to ring earlier with no success.
- Yes, because you do that all the time on loop and because it makes you look more stupid than usual. Anyway OHHHHH would you look at thaaaaat, he’s reading that dramatic theater thing book that you like
- You mean, Hamlet?
- Yeah, this shit
- You know Hamlet! Why did you called it like that??
- I know exactly what I said. Anyway, this is the PERFECT time for you to go there and talk to him. Say that you enjoy it or whatever. Look, I’m the most anxious mess that you probably know, if I could do this I’m pretty sure that you also can.
- Easier said than done – Roman said burying his face on the table – And you had my help so I have half of the credit for you being able to talk with Patton.
Virgil then stared at Roman, looked back at Logan and gave his friend the meaniest smile he could give.
- Aaaalright, then! Gimme a sec – Virgil got up from the table and went to Logan’s direction, making the jock panic
- Wait! Virgil, what are you doing?? – he tried to grab the emo’s arm but it was too late.
- This is sweet revenge, Princey – the emo whispered making his way to Logan’s table and at this point Roman simply picked up his cellphone and tried to pretend there was anything happening.
Sometimes he lifted his eyes to peek on what was happening. He could see Virgil pointing at Logan’s book and his head nodding in response. After a few seconds he looked again and saw Virgil pointing at him instead so he lowered his head as fast as he could and never looked up again.
After what seemed to be an eternity, Virgil came back with is hands on the pocket of his hoodie, keeping up with his mean smile.
- And karma is a bitch – he whispered at the blushing mess.
- Virge, if I die you can bet all your My Chemical Romance CDs you’ll be the first one I’m haunting – he said, making Virgil chuckle
- He said you seem to be… Ahem… “Quite intriguing and nice to be with… And ahn… a little bit attractive too” – he said trying his best to impersonate Logan’s voice, even the way he cleared his throat at the end – He’d love to talk with you about Shakespeare, so go on.
Roman took a deep breath and looked at Logan, who was probably looking at him because he moved his head quickly to the books direction. Roman smiled at his friend, whispered a small “thank you” and made his way to his table.
30 notes · View notes
ain-t-bovvered · 5 years
Text
14x17 Commentary
Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.
@purpleskiesandcherrypies and @dean-winchesters-bacon won’t be joining us for this one. 
Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.
+MASTERLIST of season 14 commentary * 
Tumblr media
Giulia: Yo i’m sad he ded tho
Giulia: But is he?
Giulia: YAAA sis Jo
Zee: Ouch
Giulia: Oh go fuck u nick
Giulia: You can burn. I want to use that
Zee: Ded
Giulia: REJECT HIM
Zee: Donnie
Giulia: nick such a drama queen, like his fucking brother. gasps, Lucifer/Nick is Hamlet.
Giulia: Donny babe
Zee: Stabby stabby
Giulia: Shish kebab teenagers
[14x17 Game Night ]
♪ Raindrops keep fallin' on my head ♪
Giulia: Love that song
Giulia: God I love him. IF THEY TOUCH A HAIR ON HIM
Zee: Fucking hell
Giulia: DON T TOUCH HIIIIM
Zee: Seriously ??!!!
Tumblr media
Annoyed Dean tho
Tumblr media
Oh look at the son of Satan without a soul making pop-corns
Zee: Mary?
Giulia: Yeah well she still exists
Zee: Why again?
D:  SON OF A BITCH!!
Classic Dean
J: I thought this was supposed to relax him.
M: You know, this was his favorite game when he was little.
me: *imagining little Dean playing the game exactly the same and with a high pitched voice: Son of a bitch*  good visual.
J: Everybody keeps asking me that.
Giulia: We aRe FamIlY
Tumblr media
J: Well, it’s annoying
Mary: 
Tumblr media
Giulia: It is
Zee: Did she eye roll?
M: if you ever want to talk or...vent...
J :You're here. I know.
J thinking: I just wanna eat my pop corns and play stupid game, can I fucking live?
Tumblr media
Giulia: Winchester game night
D: All right. Winchester game night is a go  soon as Sammy gets back here with the two double-pepperoni meat blasters AND
Tumblr media
Zee: Pineapple. A crime against humanity
Giulia&Jack : I like it
Tumblr media
Dean: why have you forsaken me, son
D: Yeah, it's like a crime against humanity.
Tumblr media
Me quoting [ X ]  
Zee: SEE????
Tumblr media
Giulia: Was that enochian?
Zee: I think
Giulia: IT’S BABE TIME
Look how cute he is.... SO CUTE , SO CUUUUTE
Tumblr media
Zee: Knew it Was waiting for it
Tumblr media
Anael: wow this place is so ...
Tumblr media
Giulia: U MEAN  CUTE JO
Giulia: Omg he has pancakes
Zee: Doesn’t eat them
Giulia:HE’S BEING POLITE OK. Oh look a that they have cream and strawberry *sobs* I’m hungry
A: Well, you said you had something for me.
Castiel sliding a jewlery box.
me [heart attack]
A: 16th-century Burmese blood rubies.
Tumblr media
LOOK AT THAT CUTE SMILE 
A:  Five carats. Excellent clarity. Castiel,where did you get these?
Zee: Lightly cursed
C: I need your help. To contact God.
Giulia: Oh honey no
Zee: I just laughed along with jo
- um so Anael was Joshua right hand? so she wasn’t that useless angel afterall. 
Giulia: Joshua is dead?
C: Jack killed Michael.
Giulia&Zee: Good night sweet prince
C: Only God can restore a soul.
ISN’T THAT A BOTHER 
A: The Winchesters -- they don't know you're here, do they?
Giulia: Of course they don t
Zee: Squint
C: Why do you say that?
A: Oh, I don't know, just a general reek of ill-conceived lone-wolf desperation.
Giulia&Zee: Lone wolf desperation
*Cas looks into the camera like in the office*
Tumblr media
C: will you help me or not?
Tumblr media
A: Not
C *smirking* : I see
A: BUT
Giulia: She s me
Zee: Mental grabby hands
S: It's not Enochian. I-I-I think it's Ancient Hebrew.
Sammy says it’s not Enochian
Zee: It’s not enochian then
Giulia: Oh WeLl AncIenT HeBreW
D: well Sammy sounds stressed
WHAT’S NEW THO
M: I just wish there was something that I c--
D:Hey. You're here, okay? You're here.
Tumblr media
Giulia: Mary is here everyone!  Everything is fine
Zee: Chuck I hate her
M: But I should've been here more. But I know how I am. I can be closed off...and hard.
D: Yeah, well, that's where I get it from.
Tumblr media
Giulia: OH NO No he definitely doesn’t
Giulia: Dean is always there. Mary just fucks off somewhere
M: I just need you to know... I'm grateful. For every day I get to spend with you and Sam.
Giulia: Listen- I’ve been on this show long enough to know that when someone starts to talk like that it’s bad news-
S: I know this.
Giulia: What the fuck is sam brain made off
Zee: Good question
S: It's from the Bible. It's -- it's Peter. Peter 5:8.
"Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the Devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour."
Well that sounds NICE
Zee: Trap?
Giulia: Oh come on
Zee: Trap
[enters Nick with an apron]
Giulia: OH FUCK YOU
N: What, no "hey"? "How ya been"?
Giulia: No fuck off nick
D: How?
N: Instead of rotting away in a jail cell where you left me?
N: Sort of a funny story... and by "funny," I mean a lot of people died.
Giulia: Can they just kill him
Giulia: Dean just kill him
Zee: Valid question
Giulia: Mary can you be useful and just kill the bitch
N: I mean, I sort of injected your friend with poison --
Giulia: Poor Donny
Tumblr media
D: Where is he?!
N: Ooh, the angry voice.
Zee: Oh ok
Giulia: Yeees the angry voice
Giulia: I. Don’t. Like. Cas. Doing. Stuff. Alone.
A:Even for us Methuselah?  You sheltered him after the Fall.
Methy: I didn't "shelter" -- We were roommates.
Giulia: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES
Methy: He made a mean lasagna
Zee: Loool
C: No. You'll tell me, or I'll burn this place to the ground. and you with it.
Giulia: *Shivers* yeeees
Zee: Kiddo
C: Is that really what you want?
Tumblr media
Giulia: SHIVERS *YEEEEEEES*
Tumblr media
OK BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SLOW MOTION THO
Tumblr media
Giulia: oh Sam baby
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Giulia: YES
Tumblr media
Giulia: YEEES
Tumblr media
D: Whoa! Hey. Hey! Not now. Okay?
Tumblr media
D: not yet
Tumblr media
Stellar content
Giulia: Let Sam kill that bitch
Zee: Let someone kill him
D: I don't know. If you ask me, that psycho's seen way too many '90s serial-killer movies.
S: The antidote is Prussian Blue
Giulia: *raising hand* Knew that
D: He said he wanted to talk. So let's talk.
Giulia&Zee: Oooh yeah let’s talk
Tumblr media
Giulia: I’m sam
Tumblr media
Sam’s like “ but Deeeeeean I wanna smash”
D: if Nick looks at you wrong, you're gonna waste him.
LET HIIIIIM
Giulia: Who cut Jared ‘s hair
Giulia: I dont like it
Zee: I need season 8 hair
S: Donatello's in this because of me. A police officer is dead because of me. I'm the one who let Nick go, I'm the one who...
Tumblr media
please babe ....can someone just hold him
M: Nick's choices are his. Just his.
M: You gave him a chance because you felt for him.....because you're a good man.
Tumblr media
Giulia: Oh look at him being all cute when mary called him a good man
M: You are. It's one of the reasons I'm so proud of you.
Tumblr media
Anael complainig about the dust while she’s an angel.
Giulia: LOL SHE S ME
ALSO WE ALL KNOW THAT DANNEEL LOVES CREEPY DOLLS
A: God's not gonna care.
Giulia: das true
A: I believed in Heaven. You know, our mission. I believed, Castiel. But then I got to Earth, and I saw that it wasn't the paradise God promised. I mean, there was so much hate...so much suffering.
A: Why wasn't he helping them? And do you know what he said?
A: "God doesn't meddle."
Zee: Doesn’t meddle
Giulia: Das also true
A: Well, I do. So I do.
C: And here I thought you just performed miracles for the money.
A: Well, you haven't been paying attention, then. I do them for me. I don't need Heaven. And I don't need God. And... I'm happy, Castiel.
LISTEN - I STAN ANAEL
C: Really? Because that sounds lonely.
Zee: We’re all lonely
A: because we're all alone. From ant to lion to human to angel. Every last one of us.
Giulia: SHE S ME
C: God reached down, and he brought me back to life.
A: So he saves one angel...and watches millions of people die screaming, every day. What does that say about him?
Giulia *sweats* : But he saves THE angel ok
Tumblr media
Zee: Ouch
D: Where’s Donatello?
Tumblr media
Giulia: That’s the content I want
N: I get you, Dean. You and me,we're almost like brothers, you know. Michael, you,Lucifer, me --
Giulia: NOT LIKE THIS
Tumblr media
N: we both know what it's like to be hog-tied to a nuclear warhead, man.
Giulia: OH NOPE
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Giulia: NICE
Tumblr media
D: Cut the crap
Tumblr media
N: You're never the same after something like that, are ya? Being one with one of them. It changes you. Makes you more than human. Come on, Dean, admit it. With Michael, you were a prince. Now you're just a broken Hunter.
Giulia: Another one
Tumblr media
Zee: Demon dean vibes
Giulia: But also MoC tho
Tumblr media
Giulia: So much demon dean
D: Come on, Nick. What's this all about?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
D: He says he wants to talk to Jack...alone.
Giulia: His friggin’ cocoa puffs
Giulia: I don t like jack and nick alone Especially jack with no soul. Because let’s be real, he has so little of it ok
j: Sam?
S: I mean-
D: "I mean"? What do you mean, you mean
S: How's he even a threat?
Me: mmmm *opening big ass folder* where do I start?
Zee: Of course. He went there
Tumblr media
N: Even your three dads -- how many innocent people you think they've killed?
Zee: Even your three dads
Giulia: Threee dads
Giulia: You broke his heart
Tumblr media
N: I don't know. I don't -- I don't see it. I'm looking right at you, and I see nothing.
Zee: I see nothing
Giulia: Don t like that. Mmm mmm nope
Zee: Wth?
Giulia: He killed him
Tumblr media
N: Nick. He'll show us where to find Donatello.
oh...he did not kill him. oh bother
Zee: I’m done
Tumblr media
Giulia: We ve been knew
A: Look, I just stepped on a rat, so --
Giulia: My babe
Zee: Say it like you  mean it tho
A: You're doing this because you're afraid. Because in your mind, it'd be easier to call God than to tell Sam and Dean Winchester the truth.
C: The truth?
A: Jack's soul is gone, Castiel. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Tumblr media
i hate this
A: Look. I don't want to say all that and hurt your feelings, so...what do you say we call it a night?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
HI YES I’M WRECKED BY CAS FACE RIGHT NOW, DON’T TOUCH ME
Giulia: Oh he lives
Giulia: OOOOH THAT THAAAAT
Zee: Fuck
Giulia: CRIES
Giulia: tell me he gives it to dean tho
Zee: He has to
Giulia:...OH wait that’s not the same tho , meh
C: God...I don't know where you are. I don't know if you can hear me. But please. Sam, Dean -- we need you. Please.
Giulia: My heart .Cas broken voice
Giulia: Sigh
Tumblr media
Giulia: Sob
Tumblr media
Giulia: Cries
D: Look, you try anything funny, Sammy's gonna shoot you. Anything happens to me -- 
N: Wait. Let me guess. Sammy's gonna shoot me.
Giulia: Yeah to start
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Giulia: It’s been swell
A: So, what are you gonna do now?
C: Go home.
Giulia: The bunker is his Hoooomeee
C: Go home and tell Sam and Dean the truth.
Zee: Can I have the bag?
C: Anael. You know, you're not <i>always</i> right. Just because God's not with us doesn't mean we're alone.
A:  Why? Because we all have each other?
C: Yes.
Giulia: SO CUTE
J: This was filled with angelic grace.
Tumblr media
Zee: Can’t word. Sam needs to punch him
♪ Oh, Sammy boy, Sammy boy ♪
Giulia: Oh no Nick singing. Ptsd flashbacks from the crazy sam ♪ Your phone, your phone is calling ♪
Nick doing disgusting things
Giulia: OH WHAT THE FUCK
Zee: Cb radio. He’s awake
S: Y-You trying to communicate with someone?
N: Search your feelings.  Come on, Sam. Nobody stays dead anymore.
Giulia: fucking nick
Giulia: Fucking demons
Zee: Holy crap
Giulia: YES SAM. YES
Giulia: OH COME ON
Zee: Damn nick
Giulia: stop hitting sam’s head
Giulia: Fuck u nick
Giulia: DEAN is so calm and collected tho. MOC baby. I mean...look at his face while he’s kicking those demon’s asses. That looks way too cold ok. I don’t like it.
Zee: That final push. That’s what I saw on tumblr
Giulia: They need to stop hitting sam in the head
Tumblr media
Giulia: DAMN IT NICK. i have 0 empathy for that bitch now. 0
Giulia: Oh come on. Fuck. Fuuuuck
Giulia: NO. MARY NO. FUCK
Zee: Jfc
Giulia: JESUS
Zee: Hell-o
Giulia: Again with the chicken wings
Giulia: OH THANK GOD
Giulia: OUCH  but also YES and also NO
Giulia: Oh yeah Jack is definitely going in that box
Zee: He ded?
Giulia: I sure hope so
D: Hey. Hey. Come on. Stay with me now. We're just gonna play a little game.
Tumblr media
D: We're gonna count, okay? We're gonna count.
Tumblr media
D: Count with me. One.. two...
Tumblr media
S: ...two...
D: Yeah, there you go...three.
S: You -- You always put -- You always put me first.
Tumblr media
D:No, no. Shh, shh. Come on. Come on, man.
Tumblr media
Giulia: IM SCARED STOP IT
S: Your whole life...
Tumblr media
D: Okay. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. Just count with me.
Tumblr media
D: Sammy. Hey! Sam!
Tumblr media
Zee: Wtf is going on?
J: Mary? I had to.
M: Sam -- Uh, he's hurt. Help him.
Giulia: YEAH OK THANK
Tumblr media
Oh god Dean’s face. MEDIC MEDIC HELP
Tumblr media
Giulia: oh poor Dean. I NEED A FUCKING MEDIC 
Tumblr media
Zee: They should stop scaring people
Tumblr media
J: Everything's gonna be fine.
Giulia: SAYS NO ONE EVER ON SPN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
Giulia: i don t like mary face
Zee: Is she scared of jack?
Giulia: She right to be But she shouldn’t be like that in front of him
J: Tell me it's okay.
M: It’s not
J: Leave me alone X9
Giulia: Can she just shut up. i mean she’s not wrong. But she should shut up
Tumblr media
Giulia: ...SEE THEN THIS HAPPENS
Giulia: Oh
Giulia: Nope
Giulia: Dont like this
[after episode]
Giulia: PROMO
Zee: Fuck
Giulia: I HATE IT
Zee: Did Dean just tell Cas that he failed him??!!!
Giulia: No cas said that , fucking Dean said : you are dead to me
Giulia: WHICH IS WAY WORSE
Zee: Yeah that
Giulia: AND MY HEART HURTS
Zee: Can’t type
Giulia: I WANNA CRY AND I’M ANGRY AT DEAN
Giulia: i didn’t need to see that
Giulia: I can’t hear anything else
Giulia: I can’t unhear that
.
.
.SO IS NEXT THURSDAY ALREADY CANCELLED?
BECAUSE FOR ME IT IS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT . 
Tumblr media
.                
.
FUCK YOU DEAN , FUCK YOU.
.
.
@wayward-angelgirl @destiel-honeypie     @mariekoukie6661     @dragontamerm      @closetspngirl   @rainflowermoon    @mattiecat     @bunnybaby121115  @aliaitee2   @jacks-word-of-the-day     @4evamc       @dammitsammy     @legendary-destiel   @winchesterprincessbride    @destielhoneybee    @castiellover20   @jacks-word-of-the-day  @ravenhg @evvvissticante  @legendary-destiel  @dustythewind
45 notes · View notes
inknerd · 5 years
Text
February Wrap-Up 2019
Hi! February was a good reading month; I read a total of 13 books and it felt like I read a bit of everything! Some classics, a play, a graphic novel, two books I’ve put off/waiting a long time to read and two completely new authors whose books I plan to read more of in the future.
NIMONA by NOELLE STEVENSON ★★★☆☆ | 266 pages | 1 day to read | Published 2015
Borrowed this from the libary because it looked really cute and fantastical! + The art is very cute, and I liked most of the characters and their relations with each other, to some extent. It managed to be funny and serious at the same time and played around a little with the hero/villain roles, which is always interesting to read! - Idk, sometimes it confused me and sometimes it felt like the story brushed over important stuff that would’ve been worth to discuss further.
SON by LOIS LOWRY ★★★★☆ | 393 pages | 2 days to read | Published 2012
The fourth and final book in The Giver series! + This really tied together all the previous stories nicely - it even made me appreciate the second and third book more and answered some of the questions I had. This book also really made me realise how horrific the first society shown in The Giver is. Like, it is messed up, and I knew that to some extent already but the first chapter of this book was a solid punch in the face. - A majority of this book was the most realistic of this series, but then it got kind of jarring when the magical stuff started to happen - which is a small issue I’ve had with this series as a whole.
WILDCARD by MARIE LU ★★★★☆ | 341 pages | 2 days to read | Published 2018
I finally - finally! - got this from the library, and sat down to read it at once. + I still really love the world of Warcross, and I actually also really like the romance in this one still, though I have a hard time explaining why.  - There was just so much going on and while I like that the book wasn’t so predictable that I knew what was going to happen there were certain things I was less pleased by than others. But overall, I think it was a nice conclusion to this duology!
THE CRUEL PRINCE by HOLLY BLACK ★★★★☆ | 370 pages | 5 days to read | Published 2018
I was quite hesistant to pick this up, because I’d heard SO MANY mixed reviews on it. But I can now say that I’m glad I did read it. + I don’t know who told me this, but I had the impression Jude would be an unlikeable main character - which put me off reading this for a while - but? She wasn’t? Idk, I liked her just fine. I liked the world of Fae too; magical but still showcasing all the dangerous stuff, and it was unpredictable in a way that wasn’t annoying. - I am not entirely sold on the main romance yet, I’ll be honest, and Jude could sometimes be annoying. And also, what’s with these fairy YA books and annoying bitch sisters? Like, Nesta from ACOTAR still takes the price but damn, Taryn.
THE POPPY WAR by R. F. KUANG ★★★★☆ | 412 pages | 2 days to read | Published 2018
Bought this on ebook a while ago and now felt like the time to read it! + Like, the entire first half of the book had me HOOKED. I was so intruiged and could not stop reading. I loved Rin as the main character, the academy was an interesting setting and all the side-characters were great. This book also focuses a lot on the “us vs them” mentality in war, and also a lot of moral discussions in general, which was very interesting to read. - After a while though, in tact with the story taking this darker, more raw tone I didn’t like Rin as much; I felt like a lot of the decisions she made were either very stupid or too cruel for what I’d perceived her character to be from the beginning. I wished they’d spent more time at the academy rather than the setting of an all-out war already in the first book.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA (Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Magician’s Nephew, The Silver Chair and The Last Battle) by C. S. LEWIS ★★☆☆☆ / ★★★☆☆ | 1099 pages | 10 days to read | Published 1951-1956
I put together all the books I read because I’m lazy, but yay! I finished reading The Chronicles of Narnia this month! + Some of the books I expected to like less were surprisingly entertaining (The Dawn Treader, The Magician’s Nephew) and I found a new appreciation for Eustace, who definietly was the funniest character until he turned into a Good Boy and become kinda boring like the rest of them. It was interesting to see more of Narnia and understand the story more now that I’ve read it all. - In contrast, some of the books I expected to like were the most boring ones (Prince Caspian, The Silver Chair) and while the last chapters of The Last Battle were very fun to read, the plot of it was just so damn weird. The end of Narnia caused by a monkey and a donkey dressed in a lion’s fur? Okay then.
WE ARE THE ANTS by SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON ★★★★☆ | 455 pages | 1 day to read | Published 2016
I was so curious about this book, and was interested in the author’s other works as well. I decided to try this and see if I wanted to read more of Hutchinson’s work, and can now tell you that I probably will! + The characters were flawed and interesting and felt really, really human without being annoying. The main character goes through so damn much and you really feel for him while being so interested in what his final answer will be despite sort of knowing how it might turn out. - Okay, but are we going to pretend that what the main character’s older brother did to him was okay? This is a point of the story that I want discussed/solved but it wasn’t, and I’m frustrated.
WUNDERSMITH: THE CALLING OF MORRIGAN CROW by JESSICA TOWNSEND ★★★★☆ | 377 pages | 2 days to read | Published 2018
The sequel to Nevermoor was translated into Swedish way faster than I had expected, I was so happy to get my hands on this book and devoured it pretty quick. + I just couldn’t stop reading. I was so excited to know more about Morrigan and her friends and the school and her powers. I really liked the relationships Morrigan had with some characters, that the hotel truly gets established as her family and that Jupiter starts to take a more paternal role (even though he’s still very absent a lot of the time). - A thing that followed from the first book that I had an issue with, but I’m a bit tired of the plot moving forward because of by people around Morrigan literally not telling her anything. It gets sort of old, after a while, even if it fits Nevermoor’s mystic setting and tone.
HAMLET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ★★★☆☆ | 139 pages | 2 days to read | Published 2003 (1600)
+ It was more entertaining that I thought it would be and it was nice finally reading the source of characters and scenes I’d otherwise only read and heard about. Some of the monologues and dialogues were very funny to read, as well. - (Ophelia deserved better, both character-wise and plot-wise). This still isn’t my favourite out of the few plays by Shakespeare I’ve read because...reasons, I guess. 
2 notes · View notes
terramythos · 5 years
Text
My reread commentary on October Daye #8, "The Winter Long" or "more shit goes down in this book than the first 7 combined, holy shit".
I apologize to anyone who reads these cause I literally hit the length limit on this post and had to pare it down lmao 
-Good start: Under the Acknowledgements section: "Everything I have done with October's world to this point has been for the sake of getting here". Sooo basically the first 7 books? Setup for this one. We're in for a Ride.
I want to emphasize some of the best meta foreshadowing I've seen:
Tumblr media
FOR REFERENCE, Rosemary and Rue is the title of book 1. It's also the only book whose opening Shakespeare quote (from Hamlet) doesn't really match the title. If you know your Shakespeare, you probably would have caught that and figured out that it was from The Winter's Tale instead. Plenty of conclusions you can draw just from that. Since then the series has been chock full of hidden identities, and this book has two BIG ones coming into play. Foreshadowing was here from the very fucking beginning, and it is some next level shit. Very well done.
-If you skipped book 1 you are SO fucked, btw.
- we're going to great lengths to describe Sylvester's physical appearance. Gee I wonder why. I'm sure it's not relevant
- yes Sylvester has FOX COLORED HAIR and YELLOW EYES and his magic smells like DAFFODILS and DOGWOOD FLOWERS. He is Toby's LEIGE and FATHER FIGURE.
Me on a first read: oh it's just beginning book exposition, they all do this
Me on a second read: god fucking damn it
- toby: I should have known Sylvester would never disappoint me.
Me: oh sweetie. Oh honey.
- "He smelled like smoke and rotten oranges.
This man wasn't Sylvester Torquill."
Anyone who read book 1: OHSHIT.AVI
Tumblr media
Welcome back, Simon! You know, Sylvester's evil twin? You know, the big bad (so far) of the series? The the one responsible for turning Toby into a fish for 14 years?
-Yet he seems kinda... off, huh? Comments about how he didnt know the spell would last 14 years, how he hates to upset October's mom, of all people? Whatever could he mean? :)))
-New toby power: spell reflection? Hell yeah? Also spell BREAKING, but to be fair she did do that one other time. In, you guessed it, book 1.
- "When I tried to picture Sylvester's face, I kept seeing Simon's instead" ow oof
- Simon calling Amandine "Amy", which we've established is an affectionate nickname (it being what, you know, THE LUIDAEG calls her). Why would Simon, of all people, call her that?
Tumblr media
... oh.
-That sure explains a LOT, huh? That sure was set up... this whole time, huh?
-Little "fuck you" lines like "I didn't know Sylvester had a niece" in book 2. Talking about January. Well, uh, he has several actually! You're one of them!
-Explanation for why Sylvester had any inclination to be October's mentor... eventually becoming her liege and father figure... even giving her the Changeling's Choice (something family is supposed to do). It seems mighty convenient that a random noble was involved in the life of a changeling to such an extent. BUT, if he was her uncle, and knew his brother wouldn't step up? Well...
-This isn't even the biggest reveal of the book. Like, we're only a handful of chapters in and this bomb gets dropped.
-Sylvester, every 10 minutes: oh boy I cant wait to see my brother so I can like, completely eviscerate him!
Everyone else: uh,
- Tybalt: and here I thought I was going to have to ask Sylvester for his blessing. Now I technically have to ask SIMON?
Toby: uwotm8
Tybalt: oh god uhh I'm joking yeah uhh I'm just trying to distract you from all this stress :)) yeah (nailed it!)!
-And now we begin the "wow Sylvester is actually not a great person" slide. It's been hinted at that he's pretty unstable and has shitty priorities regarding people he cares about. But Toby glossed over a lot of it because she adored him. Welp.
- It's also an interesting aside that Etienne was kind of a dick to Toby for a reason in the earlier books. He legit thought she had been knighted because she was family, not that she had earned the post. And after the last few books he clearly knows now that that's not the case and they've actually become friends. That's interesting hidden character development.
- ok so The Gang finds out that Simon was telling the truth when he said turning Toby into a fish for 14 years was to save her. Because he had actually been hired to KILL her and didn't want to do it. So it was a loophole-- everyone thought she was dead, and then (as established in book 1) pretty much everyone forgot she existed until the spell broke.
-BUT Simon is bound by a geas (where have we seen that before) and cannot divulge his employer's name. But who had such a grudge against Toby and/or her mom to order a hit on her AND forcibly bind everyone to secrecy?
-who knows? Not toby. So they go to The Luidaeg to maybe get a lead, and she establishes right away that she is ALSO bound under a geas and can't say who did it. So we play some 20 questions, and then...
Tumblr media
ULTRA DISTRESSING LUIDAEG LORE :((((
-additional: another month name just came into play. August. Toby's half sister, missing for a century. WHAT IS WITH THE MONTH NAMES
- "please don't mistake villainy for evil." That's an.. interesting quote re:Simon.
- Simon's way of protecting toby from the impending threat is "well maybe you turn into a tree for a few centuries but like. You're safe, right? Why are you mad?"
- The Luidaeg: *is straight up dead*
Toby: hey tybalt remember that time in book 2 when I Resurrected the Dead
Tybalt: yeah, it was fucking terrifying and I didnt speak to you for 6 months
Toby: *finger guns* guess whaaaaaat
-The Luidaeg: *says just. A bunch of Lore*
Toby: Luidaeg dont you dare drop that cryptic shit on me then pass out
Luidaeg: nap time
-"If you so much as whisper the first word of a transformation spell, I'll have your larynx in my hand before the second word can form." DAMN, Tybalt.
-Simon: I am VERY sorry for my bullshit earlier. I can't tell you who my employer is, but I CAN give you this BOUQUET of ICE COLD ROSES. Ice cold, like winter. Winter Roses, if you will. Yeah. Uh have a nice life, bye!
Everyone: well this sure is a mystery
-Simon is definitely a morally grey character. Has done really awful shit, is built up as a major villain... but turns out he had relatively little control over his actions. He does the wrong thing a lot but it's usually not for a truly evil end? If the context is to be believed he got stuck in the geas contract with Unnamed Employer to save his daughter, which explains the bad shit he did that we know of. Which then inadvertently kicked off like the whole series. He seems to genuinely care about Toby in a warped way? It would be so easy to write him off as an evil stepdad or whatever and there's plenty of canon to support that stance (she's an illegitimate CHANGELING child) but he seems like he wants to just be her dad. I hope we explore his character more, is what I'm saying.
-And not to keep rambling about it but Toby is an established unreliable narrator and a horrible (initial) judge of character. So it's not like this is an asspull or off base at all.
Tumblr media
Twist of the fucking century here.
-You know... the character who set off the events of the series? The character who was murdered in book 1 and bound October to a geas forcing her to find the culprit or die? Evening fucking Winterrose?
-There were hints, most very subtle unlike the other big twists, but probably the biggest one is SHE NEVER SHOWS UP AS A NIGHT HAUNT. And they're in the story quite a bit, and they ALWAYS feature killed off characters. Except Evening.
-My favorite hints were the ones just piled in book 1. Comments like "no one knows who Evening really is" said with zero self awareness. Because we are actually about to find out who she is... 7 goddamn books later.
-dead meme but "surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me."
-God she's so awful lol
-Toby thinking Quentin died then calling him THE SON SHE NEVER HAD is a BIG OOF right to the HEART. ;-;
-The book also points out that The Luidaeg through the series has ALWAYS referred to Evening in present tense. Even though she "died" in book 1.
-The Luidaeg ALSO never refers to her as Evening. It's always "The Winterrose". You know, a title. Which we have heavily emphasized is something the Firstborn use in place of their true names.
Tumblr media
*jazz hands* Surprise!
-We also (finally) have a canon explanation for the... rather remarkable coincidence that Quentin, the fucking Crown Prince (from TORONTO), is in San Francisco at all. It was always weird he got sent to Shadowed Hills, and it's been commented on multiple times... Evening arranged it, of course! For reasons we don't quite know. But as the Daoine Sidhe Firstborn, her descendants couldn't exactly say no. Even though they didn't know who she really was.
-We really are falling all over Firstborn in this series? It sure is.. an odd coincidence, huh?
We got:
The Luidaeg: Roane/Selkie
Amandine: Dochas Sidhe
Acacia: Blodynbryd
Evening: Daoine Sidhe
Blind Michael: ... uh actually I don't think we ever learn what race he's Firstborn of. All his "children" are kidnapping victims forcibly twisted into monsters. Well, except for Luna, but we only know the Blodynbryd side.
But it's weird that for being so rare that we've run into 5 of them in 8 books. There's gotta be a reason for it.. but what?
-Luna starts the series as Toby's Surrogate Mom and is now just straight up an enemy huh
-I made this observation in my book 1 notes, but I find it very interesting that all of Toby's initial friends and allies... aren't by this point. Whereas her current allies are either former enemies or people she initially disliked or distrusted.
Starter allies: Sylvester? Was lying to her the whole time. Luna? Pretty much tried to sacrifice her (+above). Evening? Uhh this whole damn book. Devin? Tried to kill her for personal gain. Lily/Connor? Both killed off for real.
Current allies: Tybalt? Literal former enemy turned lover. Quentin? Kind of a snotty, vaguely racist kid she whips into shape. The Luidaeg? Extremely powerful witch who Toby assumes is True Neutral and wouldn't hesitate to kill her. May? Literal personal walking death omen.
It's just a cool reversal. There's so much really excellent character development in this series and I love it.
-Simon still is a pretty major bastard but.. less outright mustache twirling evil than we were led to believe up to this book. You learn his Backstory and while it really doesn't justify his actions it does...explain them.
-Blink and you miss it Lore: August is missing because she entered a contract with the Luidaeg. She's holding the candle from book 3 :)))
Tumblr media
I'm starting to realize I stan The Luidaeg so hard I just have to take a picture every time she shows up and does stuff lmfao. (Best character).
-But... nothing like your inconceivably ancient and powerful aunt suddenly owing you a life debt, I guess???
-Toby. You know, just an ordinary weak changeling who has somehow managed to KILL A FIRSTBORN and RAISE THE DEAD. yikes.
Tumblr media
I'm just putting this here cause it's funny as shit. Tybalt really is just... a cat
Tumblr media
This book: I heard you like distressing Luidaeg lore??
Me: oh thanks I don't need to feel things
-God Evening is awful. Like, if you didn't know that already, see above.
-It says something about The Luidaeg that despite all that shit their Firstborn did to her she ends up becoming such good friends with Quentin, a Daoine Sidhe?
-BIG LORE with The Luidaeg talking to Maeve??? And Maeve "responding" kind of? This series damn well better explore what the fuck happened to those three it's been built up all series
-Omg the showdown with Evening and The Luidaeg. And Toby managing to break free and realize she deserves so much more than Evening-- all without magic. And Simon showing up for a last minute redemption trying to hit Evening with elf shot? I mean he gets shot in the process, but...
-We now have like, 3 or 4 characters just... asleep indefinitely thanks to elf shot. that's gonna be a Thing isnt it. Rayseline, Evening, Simon, Arden's brother...
Tumblr media
WE DID IT BOYS
-This is the last full one I've already read. Most of my reactions in 9-12 are gonna be new. So.
5 notes · View notes
vrenaewrites · 4 years
Text
CRAVE by Tracy Wolff thoughts: Chapter 0 - 21
Full video here.
In which a mortal girls goes to her uncle’s boarding school after the death of her parents, and finds it full of creatures.
CH 0 for some reason: if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space
“Try my hardest not to freak the eff out” - if you’re gonna use expletives, use them
Immediate info dump of “if you’d told me two months ago i was gonna be in fairbanks alaska to get a puddle jumper to denali, the highest mountain point in north america” 
CH 1: landing is just throwing yourself to the ground and hoping you don’t miss
I thought these quotes were weird self help quotes but then i realized they were probably the chapter titles
The fog is referred to as “civil twilight” - this weirded me out because civil blood and twilight, idk if this is a real thing? Will look it up if i remember: it is the brightest of the 3 twilight phases and it is ABUNDANTLY clear that she added the civil part to not make it straight up twilight because this book is unwitting twilight satire
He tells her it’s a short runway “because it’s hard to keep a long one clear of snow or ice for any amount of time” HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF LANDING A PLANE ATM BRO WE DON’T NEED ALL OF THAT INFO ATM
Grace is kind of funny if not a little cheesy
“Textbook landing” - maybe if that textbook is a horror novel he’s reading upside down and backwards - i don’t know if by listening to this i’m missing the line breaks and short sentences that would make this funny, so if i am lemme know but if she didn’t break this up it’s clunky
Her uncle is headmaster of the boarding school she’s being sent to
“Despite being a year younger than my own 17 years” - did you not read this out loud? Did no one hear how redundant that was?
“According to wikipedia, heeley - hailey? - has only one major road” she’s mentioned google and wikipedia at this point and idk if i’m the only one who finds that type of thing annoying af
“In weather that’s 20 degrees below freezing, if the app on my phone can be believed” THIS IS SO ANNOYING
“The insulated helmet will keep you warm as well as protect your head if we crash” yes macy we know what helmets are and also insulation, again the redundancy
CH 2: Just because you live in a tower doesn’t make you a prince
“Is that kadmere academy?” i shout - not, is that it? They’re on a snowmobile, with helmets on, and macy understood her...and she understood macy saying they’d be there in five minutes
She couldn’t google the academy
“I half expected quasimodo to be waiting for us when we got there”
It may be a castle but at least there’s no moat or dragon
Macy has short rainbow-colored hair
She’s wikipedia’d and googled her life away but didn’t expect to not be able to breathe since she’s coming from sea level and is now up in the mountains - i’m from florida and even i know what altitude sickness is
She sees a flash of red in the window “i don’t know who it is or why they even matter” ...what does that mean?
But she doesn’t see them when she looks back and she’s disappointed, which she acknowledges makes no sense…
“I should be bowing and scraping right about now”
It’s a castle with an xbox and giant flat screen, and they have wifi AND cell service up in the desolate mountains. I went to cossayuna - 476 feet above sea level, 7 miles from a town - and NONE of us had cell service the entire time
She picks up a chess piece and it’s a carved vampire, then a dragon
Then she comes face to face with the most intimidating guy i’ve ever seen, not just because he’s hot, there’s something different and powerful though i don’t have a clue what it is”
Face too intense to be beautiful, skyscraper cheekbones????, red lips, stone-cutting jaw, bottomless obsidian eyes, obscene lashes
Trapped by his stare, hypnotized by the sheer magnetism rolling off him in waves
“Annoyance flashes through me”
He’s blocking her view of anything else - did he step between her and the chess board?? Confusion, but because of this she has to look at his long lean body
“Double-wide shoulders” gross
“Nothing to do but admit that this boy is sexy AF - a little wicked, a lot wild, and all dangerous”
“Seriously, when exactly did i become the heroine of some YA romance? The new girl swooning over the hottest, most unattainable boy in school?”
CH 3: vampire queens aren’t the only ones with a nasty bite
He quotes hamlet to her, and she corrects him for fucks sake
“I warned your uncle you wouldn’t be safe here, but he obviously doesn’t like you much”
“Welcome to alaska?” “more like welcome to hell, now get the fuck out”
“Ignoring the pterodactyls flying around in my stomach” - this is a great line if it didn’t take you completely out of the action, which it does
This whole exchange about big bad monsters is soooooo fucking cliche
And he’s talking about the chess pieces the whole time????? Am confusion.
She’s so horny for this insane man screaming at her and cornering her
She says she’s lost everything that matters and he changes, his agony visible behind “layers and layers of defenses he’s erected”
It’s calling to her own agony
They're soooo connected and staring at each other
He pulls on one of her curls and it makes her super horny
“Five minutes ago he was being a total douche to me”
Pushing him is like pushing a wall of granite
He’s got a scar down half his face that she didn’t notice until now????
“A fallen angel with a bad boy vibe for miles”
She’s touching his scar…
“I don’t understand you”
AND SHE QUOTES HIM QUOTING HAMLET IN RESPONSE
CH 4: shining armor is so last century
“Mr. tall dark and surly” would be more snarky and cute if she didn’t just have an ~earth-shattering moment of connection~ with him over their agony or w/e
Some weird instinct i don’t understand tells me not to mention that guy - the amount of times this girl has acknowledged something she doesn’t understand is so redundant and weird.
She keeps referring to the guy she spent half the last chapter basically falling in insta-love with as “tall dark and surly” as if that didn’t happen, as if he was just a dick and then he left without all the insta-love shit
Uncle finn and flint is a student...couldn’t pick any other name?
“A smile in his eyes that’s as different from the other guy’s iciness as the stars just outside the windows are from the endless midnight blue of the sky” and i’ve fallen asleep while she was spinning this long unending heavy-handed metaphor
His eyes blaze with sympathy
He offers to give her a piggyback up the stairs…
“You’re so little i won’t even notice” not lyk other girls guyz
Four guys open the door and they’re all sexy AF, tall dark and surly is among them ofc
“I couldn’t help but wonder why the icy guy made me hot and the one lending me his warmth left me cold” WE GET IT WE FUCKING GET IT WE DIDN’T NEED YOU TO SPELL OUT THE ALLUSION
“I want a name to go with his insane body and even more insane face”
CH 5: things hot pink and harry styles have in common
Macy is a cinnamon roll i love her
His name is JAXON VEGA...JAXON. G2G
Macy was so nice to her that she finally starts crying because macy is the BEST
Grace puts on a harry styles t-shirt and macy is dancing around to watermelon sugar when she comes back. This book already feels dated and it came out last month
CH 6: no i don’t really want to build a snowman
She wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about jaxon and almost has a panic attack
I hope in the actual book there is a tw for panic attacks because when i see / read about the symptoms of one or a description of one it triggers one for me
She goes exploring the castle in the dark to avoid the attack
Some guys come in wearing like concert tees and ripped jeans and she wonders if they’re ghosts, like how hogwarts has ghosts
I could swear he was sniffing me which was totally bizarre and not ghostlike behavior at all - this was cringe except i was listening to it at like 2x speed so when you hear it fast it’s actually funny
The guys corner her
They say something like “show us what you can do” and they seem to smell something about her…? They’re werewolves maybe??
CH 7: Something really freaking wicked this way comes
Hate these titles sfm
“With my thin california blood, i won’t last in the snow”
Jaxon saved her ofc and makes the guys apologize
“The moon is doing its thing” they’re totally werewolves
She thanks him and he’s like “i just made you a pawn in a game” and she’s like dude what but he’s staring at her and it’s making her hot and bothered
He wipes blood of her bottom lip and sucks it off and she finds it SUPER sexy
“This isn’t like your old high school”
He whispers in her ear “you have no idea what i know” and i’m like..okay dis kinda hot or whatever
She wonders when she’ll see him again and why it matters so much to her - bitch because he makes you horny!!!! Just say that!!!!!!
CH 8: Live and let die
It’s at this point that i stopped for the first round, and i had to ask: why the FUCK didn’t macy or the headmaster tell grace that this was a school for - obviously - vampires and werewolves? Is macy one? Is it genetic? Grace is a mortal according to the back of the book.
Grace tells macy what happened minus jax
She mentions to macy the boys didn’t have cold weather gear on and macy’s like hmmm weird idk anything about that
And they’re going to a party tonight and grace is like i don’t wear makeup i only own makeup and lip gloss and i’m like...did i accidentally re-download AFTER because here we go with the NLOG syndrome
The party is a welcome party for grace - and it’s actually a high tea??? Tf?
“I’d die without netflix”
“Have you seen this show legacies? It’s about a bunch of supernatural creatures that go to a boarding school! Isn’t that silly??!”
And then macy says, “who can resist a hot vampire?”
Guys….are we SURE this isn’t satire?
“I can’t help remembering what those guys said about the moon doing its thing when i see the werewolf on the show…”
CH 9: Even hell has its factions
Omg her dress is showing off too much of her big boobs, maybe the jeans she originally wanted to wear will be better
Macy calls her beautiful and then we get a full “with my curly hair and freckles and this color eyes i’m so not beautiful, i’m wallpaper next to macy”
“We could be fashionably absent” lol
The beads on the door don’t shock grace but they shock everyone because she is NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIIRLS
This castle is goth chic baybeeeeee the light fixtures are downturned thorny black roses where can i cop these
“The pterodactyls in my stomach are now butterflies”
She says FML. did a 50 year old woman write this. Edit: i looked, i cannot find how old this author is
Velvet wallpaper, wall sconces shaped like dragons, LET ME IN
“Self-imposed isolation” lol little did she know what a phrase in the lexicon this would become in 2020
Cliques include muscular people near the windows, soft flowery delicate people in the back of the room which are macy’s friends, super-tall literally hot people in the middle, and the black-or-white money people that seem to be more formal
She says “basketball anyone??” re the tall people lol
I am going to guess: werewolves, witches, dragons??, and vampires
Macy keeps having coughing fits?
Hot redhead - simone, hot dark girl - lily, hot asian girl - gwen
“Simone’s just bitter all the guys are looking at you”
Grace loves dr. pepper so i fuck with her
Macy’s boyfriend is cam and his friend is james, who looks at her like she is food?
“I’m just not that interesting”
CH 10: turns out, the devil wears gucci
Would i have probably picked this title as well? Yes. did it make me cringe nonetheless? Fer shure.
“Do i need some jerk trying to make me his afternoon snack?” huh???? As far as you know these are normal boys...make it make sense
Jaxon makes his ENTRAAAANCE BABY
Dressed all in gucci black - she can tell from across the goddamn room
“Jaxon is anything but regular, anything but ordinary, even here among the blatantly extraordinary”
Icy blank stare soooooo much
She calls his voice low wicked and wild
She can’t stop thinking about “running my tongue over the perfect bow of his upper lip, dragging is lower lip between my teeth”
Idk where these thoughts are coming from!!!! Baby you 17 c’mon now
I try to think of anything else, snow!
She takes a drink and it goes down the wrong pipe lmaoooo
“At least if i find a bathroom i can die in peace” lol
But he touches her and she stops choking and she’s like “he couldn’t have stopped that, i know, but…”
He stares at her as he bites the strawberry and she takes it as a threat
CH 11: in the library, no one can hear you scream
“His moods change more quickly than my bffs instafeed” I -
Oh so NOW she’ll say “the fuck you in his eyes” but she was saying freaking and eff before...did her publisher tell her only x amount of fucks per book?
She goes into the library and her body is like RUN, but she ignores it…
There are beautiful gargoyles and ornate shelves and...stickers fucking everywhere?
The gargoyle is pointing to an secret room that says students needs permission, but she hears chanting and decides to check it out since it might be one of the native languages spoken in alaskaaaaaaaaaa
“Especially because some of them only have less than 4,000 speakers left in the world” okay gracie-pedia tf?
CH 12: it’s all fun and games until someone loses their life
She meets a girl named Leah - who was the one chanting
Okay but i do fuck with the horror movie quote pillows…
Damn leah’s boyfriend died…
“Tea from homemade leaves” again...read this out loud before you put it in a published novel...do you mean loose leaves? Do you mean homegrown leaves?
Is she gonna poison her????
“What do you guys have to lie about that’s so important?” “Everything”
CH 13: just bite me
“Lol jk”
“Finish your drink” BITCH IT’S POISON
Macy and leah are being soooo weird about what could have happened to grace on her own
Apparently leah is super popular and secretive so it’s weird she took to grace so fast - is this a NLOG sitch or a “come into my web little fly” sitch?
She pukes because of “altitude sickness” aka poisoning i bet
CH 14: knock knock knocking on death’s door
This theme of bastardization of guns and roses songs is really....something.
Grace takes a mental health day because she’s still feeling weird
Flint comes to check on her and invite her to a snowball fight…?
If your character’s name is grace, i feel like you can’t use gracefully as an adjective, the same way you wouldn’t say Rue said something ruefully.
Flint kisses her cheek and i’m already waiting for this Great Value Edward/Jacob triangle
But he makes her feel ~nothing~ compared to jaxon
CH 15: so hell actually can freeze over
Macy likes flint, uh-oh
But the different groups don’t mix
“What is this, mean girls alaska edition?” - stfu
Omg her uncle checks on her and he reminds her of her dad and :(
We get sooooooo much detail about how to dress to go out into the wilderness...here is one thing i was able to find out: tracy wolff lives in texas. So i feel like she did ALL this research and then was like y’all gonna LEARN ABOUT THIS I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME!
As a girl who has never ever seen snow, i felt this fascination
She finds a gnarled up weird tree guarding a trail
“A weird sense that i should turn around - like the feeling in the library - came over me but i knew i was just being silly”
The lack of survival instinct henny
She comes across a gazebo where leah and jaxon are sitting
CH 16: sometimes keeping your enemies close is the only thing that prevents hypothermia
That’s not a chapter title, it’s an entire sentence…
Ooh they’re having an angry, intimate convo
And leah slaps him!!
“They’re looking at me like they’re the predators and i’m the prey they can’t wait to sink their teeth into” we get it, first of all. Second of all, what is with the long-winded metaphors
“Every time i catch sight of him i feel something tug at me i can’t identify, something i have no ability to explain” it’s horniness.
Then she just leaves but he catches up to her
With his sexy af hair blowing
“Trying to run away from all the thing he makes me feel when really i just want to grab on to him and hold on tight” - so what is the truth?! You keep acting like you don’t know what the feeling is but clearly, YOU DO.
“Everyone answers to me, eventually.” - we found the line used in the adverts guys!
Oh my god, what an asshat. Asshole, i would have laughed. Asshat is stupid.
It’s annoying af
Doing my best dory impression: just keep walking
“Making friends with a dr - a guy like flint” CALLED IT, he’s a dragon
Leah’s boyfriend was jaxon’s brother
Neither leah nor jaxon was wearing a jacket. BOOM
CH 17: it’s discretion, not diamonds, that’s a girl’s best friend
Not only cringe but grammatically incorrect…she coulda just said “discretion is a girl’s best friend” and we woulda got the reference….
Grace mentions jaxon in front of macy and she’s supes weird and grace is FINALLY like wtf is the secret you’re hiding from me
“She looks at me like i’m a few snowflakes short of a snowball” SOMEONE. READ THIS OUT LOUD. WHERE IS HER EDITOR I JUST WANNA TALK.
The order?! “Just a nickname for the popular boys” bullSHIT
Macy FREAKS OUT when she realizes grace has been alone with jaxon
She says he was interesting and “macy looks at me like i said i wanted to bodysurf the alaskan tundra”
Macy “We’re talking about jaxon right? Arrogance of a rock star?”
She didn’t mention “the scar that turns him from to pretty sexy af, and scary af”
“He’s not the one who tried to kill me” “you’ve only been here a few days, give it time” get her MACY!
HE WAS LISTENING!!!!
CH 18: how many hot guys does it take to win a snowball fight?
Ooh jaxon mad that grace is going to flint’s snowball fight
“His breath is so warm and soft that i can feel it everywhere, even deep inside” okay you horny bitch!!!!! Was this cringe or did i like it or both?
“The orange and dark water scent of him” ...what? Dark water is a cologne? Or does she literally mean like the dark water of the ocean? What in confusion
Her throat is always tight and dry around him, all the time, every day
Flint pops up and he is wearing a dragon beanie…
The rest of the order shows up and “For the first time the phrase got your back makes sense” to grace...are you kidding me? You never understood a very simple common phrase til now? Sure jan
SEXUAL TRIANGLE TENSIOOOOOOOOON
But she only has eyes for Jaxon...they both reach to touch each other.
“Grace” it’s barely a whisper but i feel it all the way inside myself BITCH
“Something tells me this boy and his world famous disappearing act is going to be the death of me”
CH 19: we came, we fought, i froze
Civil twilight AGAIN.
“I didn’t think screwed up and obnoxious was your type” me-OW
The snowball fight happens
Sounds like fun, the designer faction isn’t there
“Did she just do parkour against that tree?” re: Macy so close to being funny. I did exhale through my nose. Then “did you just parkour that tree?” i DID laugh
Flint climbs the tree with grace over his shoulder ‘like spider man’ and all i can think is “you better hold on tight spider monkey”
The wind is so strong it knocks her out of the tree…
CH 20: there’s never a parachute around when you need one
Flint catches her in mid-air...this man… #teamflint2020
“You’re heavier than you look” dead
He has shame in his eyes? Why?
Because JAXON IS THERE AND HE IS MAD!
And flint is SUPER MAD!!!!!!!
Jaxon puts himself between grace and flint so grace can’t touch flint
“Can i just say i’m feeling a lot like alice in wonderland here? Things get curiouser and curiouser.” stfu
I was laughing because she was like “so much for fitting in, now i might as well be painted biohazard orange” but then she said fml. Stfu
Jaxon picks her up
CH 21: I like standing on my own two feet, but getting swept off them feels surprisingly good, too
If it takes up more than one line of a google docs page IT’S NOT A FUCKING CHAPTER TITLE!!!!!
Ooh and his arms feel really good around her, REALLY good
Now he smells like orange and snow and it’s making her crazy
Macy looks at them like she’s getting punk’d
“Grace.” “what?” “shut up.” i’m dead
“I sprained my ankle, i’m not dying of consumption” “yeah well, the night is young” this made me lol despite it being more of macy’s voice than jaxon’s
Jaxon is blaming grace for falling? “You don’t see macy falling out of her tree” is he negging her rn?
She’s called him super-sexy twice in a paragraph
Macy goes to get ice bc she’s scared of Jaxon and grace says, “Et tu, brute?” lmaooo
“I can do it myself” “maybe i wanna do it for you” and macy squeaks LMAO
His scar makes his smile a crooked little smirk...who else had a crooked smirk...the vampire this is 1000% based on, maybe?
“I find myself relaxing despite myself” guys. Reading is power. Read your work out loud so you can hear when you use the same word twice in a sentence, like this.
“My whole body lights up like the aurora borealis i’m still dying to see”
They almost kiss but don’t bc macy comes back
~~~
0 notes
aqua-gem-in-eye · 5 years
Text
"With an auspicious and a dropping eye, with mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage" -Hamlet act 1 scene 2
So Hamlet right, I must have rewatched Hamlet (the Mel Gibson version, frankly about 5 times already... passed over the last week on the Hulus and will continue to do so because uuuhhh idk, maybe its that I've recognized that it is the adult version of The Lion King story but also I really think I love how prolific it is) Hamlet jr. not Hamlet the 👻 phantom or Danny phantom uh wrong show... the former Royal Dane deceased, rest in piece oh no but he can't because he did not recieve penance from a clergyman in his untimely, MURDEROUS death! Claudius you murderous bitch >:^0 Yes not that Hamlet but his predecessor baby Hamlet, like baby Jesus but with more vigor and spite. Hamlet. is. hilarious. here. (I can't get enough, its 🍠👈 hamalicous... think thats a yam 👀) suave precursor I got to say, I love Glenn Close, I love Helena Bonham Carter. I think they are what make the movie fantastic. Trust. look up the scenes with 👑 Queen Gertrude and Ophelia respectively and you'll see why ! The 1996 unabridged version is the more preferred version without precedent because it has the whole script inside of it hence the movie being 4. hrs. long. Nevertheless both are great, casting never failed to recant an epic tale on either end.
The quote I have up there meant a lot to me while revisiting the scene, so as not to equate the act of balking at the sight of seeing an incestuous impart of a heart's desire im going to consider that this was the Golden Ages of England where Arts 🎨 flourished and thespians 🃏 ran the streets like love infested 🐕puppies, the poor little damned men. oh and Theaters flourished too. >:^) Too many concepts, ideas, perceptions were elucidated. Out in the open came things to be discussed about, written about, accepted or dismantled. William Shakespeare I guess you're somewhat bearable. im joking omg bad joke he was a great man ?! So yeah technically one of the spouses is dead...oh define dead ? hm not today. This is also supposed to 🐝 the age of like chivalry but it's not because this script goes along the lines of people wanting instant gratification which is really more today's speed you know 2019 rise and grind (which is doing wonders for me because I'm literally waking up rising and grinding !!! my teeth you fools, pay me no mind. yay to the victorious 👏 round of applause, I love you, my babies who don't give up and if you do that's okay ! you have plenty of time to recover "the air bites shrewdly" you rest and eat from the berries 🍓 my angel) right so Hamlet after his encounter with the ghost ceaselessly bruised in his mind implies how noxious matters are in his kingdom. He says in a few lines about his mother Queen Gertrude, "pernicious woman" or "weak thy name is woman" not to say this all falls on the head of women. no no no. this is really about humanity not waiting around for the smoke to clear. Why is there smoke in the first place !? Do not adhere to that smoke ! I pick at phrases such as Young Wild & Free for examplar and whilst I do like what it can offer (picture me as a 🐴🐎 horse speedily running along the mounds and ranges of grass in a very rural and green place) to be Young Wild & Free in some regards I do lend myself to those ideals some... whilst being Young Wild & Free it's more like young... wild... and not so congruently free... a lot of things take a lot of processing and take a lot of pondering that leads to possible notions of true freedom. though are we free? Maybe covertly so but everything is backwards. Lest the quote goes I am mourning the decision to marry hastily to someone that is forbidden unto me and I celebrate in the funeral of my familiar who I cherished. bitch. what. the. fuck. If only you'd seen the snake in your garden Gertrude, now you are like them feeble and blind. No one is really 😇 innocuous in these situations, there is no good or bad just humans being humans. But you will be judged unconditionally. whether you think it is through God or a higher power, dang it their already a monarchy ! 🌎 Earthly or NOT from Earth 👽 all of it is temporal but the actions deliver resonance, they loom over for a time and then they don't, but then again, they might come back to set up camp, still there is significance in that. Its like exhuming the bodies of people who spectated the interactions around them, you know the ones you can pick out from literature and books, those people who took time to write it all down... maybe there are those who created their own monologue in their heads to justify the means on their own in secrecy (i mean yeah there are the deep thinkers but to know that they think deeply and that it may not ever be discovered or known the thoughts that they carried is fucking disheartening)... its almost catholic in a sense that you are on your lonesome stark at night or in daylight, twilight.... what have you! and your thoughts are finally your own. but with books and literature its boding to know that expressions can live longer than spoken words. yeah maybe they found solace in that. Mirth and dirge... how can both be mixed, how can both be intertwined in uncongenial components ? I don't understand it. If there is something still unresolved that ruminates in your heart make it salient that you find a resolve for you, by you. Good night sweet prince. Adieu ~
0 notes
s1utspeare · 3 years
Text
WIP Tag Game
rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
thank you to my most beautiful and beloved mutuals @bookjoyworm, @cross-d-a, @vishcount, and @jockvillagersonly for tagging me! I love all of you and your amazing brains and I want to know about all of your WIPs (also I feel so??? Inadequate??? bc u all have so many amazing ideas??? i’m cry i love all of you and your talent).
Unfortunately I don’t have a whole lot of WIPs to tag, and even fewer fic WIPs, so that means that ONCE AGAIN y’all will be getting SNEAK PEEKS of my ORIGINAL CONTENTTTTT if u want it alsdiglakdfjldsfj read more below the cut.
SO FIRST OFF, FIC WIPs:
y’all already know about Swiftly Tilting, but I also have a dmbj zombie apocalypse au that’s in the first very fleshy stages of being outlined cause i thought about it ONE TIME and then didn’t stop :/ 
looms but the horror of the shade: yet ANOTHER zombie apocalypse au but this time for King Falls AM. I don’t know if this one will ever get finished even though I really like the ideas I came up with for it, but my interest has taken a nose-dive
lock and load, baby (i got your back): a three part bodyguard/spy au, again for King Falls AM. Probably won’t finish this one either even though I do like the first part???
ready at the catch: a Raven Cycle rowing au! I was on the rowing team in college and so obviously I had to write it. I don’t know if I’ll finish this one either, ever, cause it’s basically just me being a nerd about crew, but if you know trc, PLEASE ask me about what seat each of the Gangsey sits and how that ties into their character because I am OBSESSED WITH IT. 
ORIGINAL WIPs:
the kemenagan: this is the mONSTER fantasy series that I am writing in tandem with a friend. We’ve been working on it for like. literally over eight years at this point. It’s got like thousands of pages of content to it, but are we anywhere close to being done? fuck no
Rooted Deep In All My Fears: a gay love story which features a pianist who begins growing plants out of his skin sixteen days before his twenty-sixth birthday, and has to figure out what that means. Very fic trope-y lmao. 
Outside Theoretical Limits: gay time loop romance!
Apocalypse Play: am I obsessed with zombie apocalypses? yes. Am I obsessed with this play? also yes. the story happens in real time and I’m doing a whole bunch of literal/liminal space stuff with it and I kind of love it but also it only has like. One Line. so aldihlakdjsflakj
Stigmata: the Jesus Was Gay novel
Divide: a radio play! basically a giant chasm opens up in the middle of the continental United States and the main character and her wife are separated by it and so she’s radioing around trying to find her wife on the other side of this gap
Elsinore: post-Hamlet gay ghost story play
Latinum: during the fall of the Roman Empire, the youngest prince of Rome is captured by the Gauls and makes friends with his prison guard. Teaches her Latin because he’s scared that his language is going to be destroyed and lost. 
Semifera: Victor Frankenstein was a little bitch and I will roast him to oblivion. Also about gender and queer identity politics and internalized homophobia. 
So yeah!!! that’s my stuff!! please feel free to talk to me about any/all of it, or just know in ur hearts that I am A Whole Mess. 
I think most of the writers I know have already been tagged, so I’m just going to give this as a general tag for anyone who sees this and wants to do it (u can say i tagged u and please do so I can learn about your WIPs)!!
12 notes · View notes
nxctcaelum · 7 years
Text
It Takes Practice
Tumblr media
    See below: a completely self indulgent fluff fic based off of this AU**. @rubatosiis for reasons
i.
    It had felt like a dream, when they'd actually met at last. Twelve years of nothing but unbelievable interaction- he'd been told for years that he was insane, there was no Prompto; Prompto was just a figment of his imagination, his method of coping from the accident as a child. Prompto was a voice, a hallucination, and he needed to let him go. No prince would be able to properly serve his kingdom by giving credence to a voice in his head, be it comforting or not.
    But college arrived and with it, so did the proof- a laugh from across the field, the abrupt realization that he'd been heard by that person. And tearing through the courtyard, he'd seen: he was there. He was real. They could finally spend time together, not just pouring over the same book, not just looking at the same sky, not just commiserating about assignments and the unfairness of their teenage years together. There was proximity; there was an intimacy to it. And it made all of his uncertainty, everything he'd been feeling, but unable to reason or articulate for so long.... so real as well. 
    Frankly, that scared Noctis more than he was willing to admit.
        "I love you."
    Lucky that he was deaf. Prompto continued his work, leaned with his hand in his surprisingly mussed hair and glaring at the laptop screen as if it had wronged him. He was editing... something. If he asked Noctis, that sure did look like any other tree that he could have chosen from the courtyard, but apparently it was a piece. He was kind of grateful Prompto didn't ask him to weigh in on this sort of thing. Instead, he just watched Prompto grumble and mutter incoherently. Noctis flipped his pen in his hand, all thought of matrices and getting his homework done before the midnight deadline forgotten.
        "I love you."
    It wasn't said with real vigor, no major inflection in his tone. It was just stated like a fact, like a line delivered by a teenager attempting to navigate Hamlet for the first time. Uncertain, unsteady, experimental, the words rolled off his tongue with a look of scrutiny, as if he were weighing them on his tongue. He'd said these same words to so many others. Ignis, one of his greatest friends, albeit his adviser, had heard him say it ( ruefully, sometimes with a lilt of sarcasm, but sincere no less ). Gladio, who was totally not his bodyguard ( but would be some day ).... okay no, he'd never said it to Gladio. That just wasn't their dynamic. But it was understood- as much as Gladio would sacrifice for him, Noctis would do the same, even if they sometimes got along as well as bricks and dynamite. 
        "I love you."
    His father had heard him say it probably upwards of a million times, if he had to take a guess. Every time he hung up the phone, his father would say it, to which he would respond in kind. It was a habit, a ritual, a morbidly unspoken assurance that if something should happen to one of them, that would be their parting words. Such was the way for a Crown family, but also for a family that had experienced such tragedy in the previous years. 
    And yet for all of the times he had said it... why did it feel weird to say it to Prompto? Why did it feel like his mouth turned to cotton, like his words were not his own? Platonic 'I love you's should roll off the tongue, be as flippant as the weather. He'd seen people, even guys, do it. True, it was usually punctuated with a jab and a laugh, but it happened no less. So then...
         "I love you."
    ... are you sayin' something, Noct?
    Noctis froze, noticing for the first time that Prompto had looked up, quirked a brow. Had he noticed? Had he seen-- crap he could read lips sometimes, had he-- panic, panic, panic!- Noctis said a little too loud, "I uh-- I need to vacuum. Do you mind?"
    A moment of pause. .... Now? Prompto just shrugged, gave a tired smile. Won't bother me. He tapped his head with his finger. A little focused. Just lemme know if you need something.
    Y-yeah.
    As Prompto turned away, he exhaled, practically wilting into the chair. That was way too close. But why did it matter? Why did his heart leap into his throat at the prospect of Prompto seeing? It was true- he loved him. He... he loved...
    He needed to find the vacuum...
ii.
    He'd started viewing it as practice, after a time. Trying to slip it casually into dialogue that he knew Prompto wouldn't see, or saying it as he left a room- out loud, so that it would escape his notice. A few weeks, now, he'd been doing this, and yet it still didn't sit right. Why... For someone he'd known for so long, someone who knew him so well and gave him no allowances for his station, telling him how important he was to him should have been easy.
    "I love you." he announced as Prompto strolled by, whistling again of all things.
    You know the fact that you can still flawlessly whistle the Chocobo song despite not hearing it is kind of baffling.
    Prompto gave a small, chirping laugh, and Noctis's heart turned over in his chest. Yeah well, it was my favorite as a kid. Probably drove Mom nuts with it. Guess it's muscle memory?
You're doing it to spite me.
What you don't like chocobos?
    The look of horror outweighed the gravity of the situation, and Noctis rolled his eyes. No, you dork. He peeked down at his book. He was on the w's... He held his thumb to his lips, putting up his first and pinky finger and feigning to blow into them. Whistling.
    He saw that, Prompto- the little twinkle he got in his eyes when he signs something correctly, the way that his lips quirk, but just on the right side of his face as if he's trying not to be too excited by it. And Noctis couldn't help but return it despite his mild irritation. He never could figure out how to whistle. 
    Another laugh, and Prompto turned away again. I could teach you.
    Take the chance-- "I love you." Nope, still not right...
    The blond turned around. What's not right?
    Shit- Noctis looked back down to the book and reclined in such a way that he hid his eyes. Th-that you can whistle and not me. C'mon, where's that get fair?
    And now Prompto was the one for eye rolling. He strode over, laptop under his arm as he flopped down beside him. He leaned his back against Noctis's shoulder, flipping it open. In what world is it fair that you have an Audi at nineteen?
    This one.
    Then give me whistling.
    ... touché , bitch.
    Prompto laughed again, lightly elbowing him. You've got a foul mouth.
    Coming from you?
    .... touché , jerk.
    "I love you."
    ...... he'd just have to keep practicing.
iii.
    He supposed he hadn't meant it as a joke that first day, that Prompto could stay in his apartment. His reasoning was that, as the Farmer Scholar, he'd gotten his own room. That didn't change that the room was made for two people- a suite with a kitchen, and far too much room for him. And well... Noctis had never much cared for being alone anyway. But he'd also let it be known that there were two beds. So how did they always end up like this?
    The movie wasn't even good. Noctis fortunately always had on subtitles anyway, and Prompto was absolutely rapt in the going's on. It was... some kind of vampire drama. He'd never really been into that sort of occult thing, but at least the blond seemed interested. Noctis peered over. 
    "I love you...?"
    Still sounded off. It'd been a couple of months, and he still.. couldn't get it... Frankly it was starting to frustrate him. How long did he have to rehearse...? 
    Something up?
    .... and he'd been glaring at Prompto. Noctis blinked, a bit embarrassed, then looked back at the screen. Your movie sucks.
Prompto puffed his cheeks, and Noctis couldn't help the smirk. Hey, it's a classic!
    A classic what, flop?
    No!
    Then how is it a classic. It looks recent.
    Jeez, didn't you pick up a book before? Carmilla an older vampire tale than even Dracula.
    And you know that. Color me impressed.
    Color you rude.
    Ouch. My pride.
    Agreed to disagree, then, and Prompto crossed his arms over his chest. He turned his eyes back to the screen. With a chuckle, Noctis slid an arm over his shoulder and tugged him closer. Hey, no pouting.
    Did Prompto get warmer? His shoulders seemed tense, but Noctis wasn't going to look. Maybe his room was just warm. Noctis kept his eyes on the screen. 
    ... h-... hey, Noct?
    Hmm?
    He looked over. Prompto still wasn't looking at him. Cocking a brow, he asked, What is it?
    ... N... Nevermind. I'll tell you later.
    Aww, c'mon, don't do that. He actually kind of hated when people did that stutter-start thing with conversations, but... he hunkered down beside Prompto, squeezing his shoulder a little. Fine, just don't forget.
    Don't worry. I could never.
    Noctis smiled and muttered, "I love you." Prompto laid his head on his shoulder.
    He'd just have to keep practicing.
iv.
    I wanna teach you something.
    It was freezing, Noctis was cramming for finals, and Prompto, who was in none of his classes, wanted to teach him something. Noctis looked up from his book, a look of befuddled disbelief on his face. 
    ... now?! 
    That was some very emphatic nodding going on, Prompto. It was almost worrying- would he get whiplash, nodding like that? He supposed it was possible. Noctis leaned up, gesturing for Prompto to sit across from him. The photographer, instead, slid into the chair beside him, pulling up to sit in front of Noctis with a determined expression. Noctis, in turn, retreated with a small scream of chair legs on linoleum. What had gotten in to him...?
    Prompto reached over, taking a deep breath as he took Noctis's hand. It's a sign. he advised. Here, this one. It's important, don't forget it. Delicately, almost with trepidation, Prompto bent in Noctis's ring and middle finger, pushing the others to extend. He held up the sign himself. Like this!
    Noctis lifted his hand, looking at the sign. This one he kinda recognized, but... What is it? And why was it so important that he had to learn it this second?
    ... and why was Prompto absolutely scarlet? It only showed worse against the light, heather gray of his sweater, his freckles all but vanishing in the flush. He opened his mouth, and Noctis quirked a brow. "I-.." And his eyes widened. Was Prompto trying to talk? 
    He dropped the sign, waving his hands. You don't have to say it, dude-
Yes I do!
    Prompto's eyes squeezed shut, and Noctis swore he could see the start of frustrated tears. His heart sank. What was this? He reached out, placing a hand on Prompto's shoulder. Hey, it's--
        "I- I love you--"
    Noctis froze. The words were halting, almost stumbled over- it was how Prompto spoke, and one of the reasons he tended not to. He hadn't been able to hear since he was six; it'd be hard to replicate sounds from that long ago. And yet... had he just....
    Prompto wasn't looking at him. ... that's... what it means... I...
    ... you son of a bitch.
    Prompto's eyes snapped open, horror rinsing over him as if someone had turned the shower to arctic on him. Noctis, however, was smirking with a wolfish confidence. Well, this wasn't so difficult now-
    He reached over, wrapping a hand carefully around Prompto's neck as he pulled him in. Prompto probably looked as alarmed as ever, and Noctis's heart swelled and hammered between the anxiousness and excitement of the moment. But he didn't pull away- that was what was important as Noctis pressed his lips to Prompto's. He didn't pull away.
    When they did part, Noctis let out a small laugh. He pressed his forehead to Prompto's. ... do you have any idea how long I've been working on that?
    And now he'd been beaten. Practice, it seemed, didn't always make perfect.
    ** As children, both Noctis and Prompto were left comatose, Noctis from a major car accident, Prompto from illness. The illness left Prompto deaf, while Noctis went through major therapy to regain his ability to walk. Through this time, he and Prompto, who had met through this coma, bonded, spoke mentally to one another. Both vehemently defended that the other was real, but had doubts. It wasn’t until the two actually met in college that their doubts were abated and their true relationship could bloom.
3 notes · View notes
dontbreakthechain · 6 years
Text
If I had a nickel for every time @nymini​ has tagged me in something while I’ve been away from tumblr for a week visiting my grandparents, I’d have 15 cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened three times.
Anyway: answer all questions, add one question of your own, and tag as many people as there are questions (haha, nope)
1. Coke or pepsi: Both are gross
2. Disney or dreamworks: Disney
3. Coffee or tea: Tea
4. Books or movies: Books  
5. Windows or Mac: Windows (I don’t actually care, but I’ve been using windows too long to use something else. Whenever I have to use a mac there’s always 10 minutes of experimental button hitting)
6. DC or marvel: Marvel
7. Xbox or PlayStation: Playstation (I guess. I usually just play games on my laptop, because I dislike spending money and like not having to pack up and move extra things)
8. Dragon age or mass effect: Dragon Age monopolizes 80% of my waking thoughts, and 82% of my sleeping ones. 
9. Night owl or early riser: Night Owl
10. Cards or chess: Cards
11. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
12. Vans or converse: Neither? I have shitty feet that always hurt, I need my plain unfashionable padded sneakers. I like the way converse look, though
13. Lavellan , Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: I find Adaar’s backstory the most interesting, and nothing will ever top being fuckoff huge. 
14. Fluff or angst: Why not both? That’s not me being difficult (well it kinda is...), I honestly feel like both are kinda... too much (?) by themselves? A story needs a little of both to be truly great. 
15. Beach or forest: Forest in theory, beach in practice
16. Dogs or cats: I like both, but dogs. 
17. clear skies or rain: Am I inside or outside?
18. cooking or eating out: I usually cook, but prefer eating out.
19. spicy food or mild food: Mild. I am terrible with spicy food, even by White Girl Standards.
20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Halloween, which would be the answer even if Hanukkah was on the list.  
21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too cold
22. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Magic. That’s all the superpowers rolled into one.
23. animation or live action: Animation
24. paragon or renegade: Paragon, with a few exceptions (you gotta barbecue those krogans. you just gotta)
25. baths or showers: Baths
26. team cap or team iron man: TEAM CAP ALL THE WAY BITCHES
27. fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy
28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? if so what are they: Limiting this to four is physically painful, but:
It is a humiliating confession, but we are all of us made out of the same stuff. In Falstaff there is something of Hamlet, in Hamlet there is not a little of Falstaff. The fat knight has his moods of melancholy, and the young prince his moments of coarse humour. Where we differ from each other is purely in accidentals: in dress, manner, tone of voice, religious opinions, personal appearance, tricks of habit and the like. The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner or later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature. - Oscar Wilde
Who is wise? One who learns from all people. - Simeon ben Zoma
Make sure you remember: every person and place has a right to exist. It’s true for you, too. The entire world as a whole is your home. - Mushishi
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong
(ok, one more) Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. - Marie Curie
(”And Yet It Moves” would be number one on the list if it actually happened)
29. netflix or youtube: Netflix
30. harry potter or percy jackson: Harry Potter
31. when you feel accomplished: When I finally finish something I really, really didn’t want to do
32. star wars or star trek: Star Wars
33. paperback or hardback: I don’t really have an opinion, but hardcover. Why not.
34. horror or rom-com: Horror, as long as it isn’t gory.
35. tv shows or movies: Movies, provided I’m allowed to pause and come back to it later
36. spotify or pandora: Neither
37. zootopia or inside out: I haven’t seen either one of these movies
38. favorite book: Guards, Guards, and John Dies at the End
39. favorite flower: Roses, and wildflowers that grow in unexpected places
40. what field of study are you in (or aspire to be in): Mechanical Engineering
41. song lyric you really love?  “If I could begin to be, half of what you think of me, I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love,” “Little old lady got mutilated late last night,” and the entirety of Hallelujah 
42. what’s your MBTI type? Dont know Just took the test for the first time, got INFP
43. fave movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
44. favorite tv show(s): The Simpsons. It doesn’t matter what bullshit it pulls, it will always be number one.
45. top three authors: JK Rowling (see above), George RR Martin (see left), Terry Pratchett
46. favorite season? Fall
47. favorite high school musical? The first one was the least bad
48. silver or gold? Silver
49. favorite food? Roast chicken and potatoes
50. dream vacation? Paris, but I don’t have to interact with any French people.
51. last dream you remember? Even when I remember my dreams, they’re gone by the end of the day.
52. city or country: City, but that will very likely change after I live in one for the first time
53. Slow burn or love at first sight: Slow burn. I do believe in love at first sight in real life (or at least prophetic jolts), but it’s super boring in stories. 
54. What’s your favorite animal? Wolves
0 notes