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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

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Absolutely based take from William this morning

#unless jacks correct and he doesn’t know what AI is #which is entirely possible #you never do know with him #it says AI kills btw #observe william

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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#ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN #I almost forgot tho #graweedy falls #video

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where is he. whats he doin. up to no good, probably.

(like my brain, forgetting important things)

#he’s up to no good!!!!!!! #gotta say his outfit is slaying for once tho #william fucking wednesday #observe william

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elves are portrayed incorrectly in fantasy. if they knew about deforestation they'd straight up jack off to it

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deadbeat tumblr mutual

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“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

#THIS #palestine

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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

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castiel the gay angel literally went to superhell for the future of popular gay ships. those old good omens guys, the gay firefighters. cas died for gay ships everywhere like jesus on the cross

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle