#hahahahah sorry y'all

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AAAAAH I JUST FOUND YOU AND I LOVE YOUR WORK 🫶🤍 please release more smut 🙈 HAHAHAHAH more nikolai lantsov too please 🥰🥵

can you do a smut with "This won't hurt." "Like hell it won't." HAHAHAHAHAHHA nikolai lantso x reader 🙈

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Hurt Me - Nikolai Lantsov X Fem!Reader

18+ only!!! MINORS DNI

A/N: apparently the cure for the terrible writer's block I've had is absolute filthy smut! who knew?! thanks anon for this request, and i'm sorry it took me so long to get to it! i'm finally back y'all!!!!!!!!! Word Count: 3,658 Warnings: unprotected sex; anal sex; oral sex mutual; praise kink; fingering; no lube (don't do that); sprinkles of Dom/Sub vibes but super minor

“Doesn’t everyone love a little pain with their pleasure?”

Nikolai threw the covers off his body, rolling over with an exasperated sigh in the stifling darkness of his bedchamber. Ever since he’d heard you say those words over one too many glasses of kvas last week, he couldn’t think of anything else. Let alone sleep. Each time he dreamt, his mind tormented him with fantasies that left him sweating, restless, and hard. 

That was his predicament now. The dream he’d just woken from was receding from his consciousness as his mind fully surfaced out of sleep. Part of him welcomed the reprieve from his insatiable lust, but part of him lamented the loss of what had felt so real. He grabbed at the fading flickers of his dream: the sound of your breathing as it quickened, the feeling of your soft skin under his palms, the sight of you straddling his lap, your hips driving down onto his hard cock, chasing your high and pulling him closer to his own… 

“God damn it.” He sat up in bed, swinging his legs over the edge of the bed. A faint sheen of sweat danced across his shirtless torso. His dick was hardening the more he clung to the sensations of his dreams. He stood from the bed, frustrated in all the wrong ways, and strode over to the double doors that opened onto the private balcony overlooking the Grand Palace’s summer garden. It was a warm, humid night; a sheer curtain of clouds obscured the stars and cast a hazy ring around the moon. A gentle breeze blew the sweet scent of night jasmine into the bedchamber, cooling the sweat on his chest. Nikolai tried to still his breathing, forcing his mind away from reminiscing about you and onto less gratifying topics. 

His efforts paid off for a few moments, his mind momentarily landing on unrelated nonsense like the guest list for his family’s upcoming ball and the names of long-disputed Ravkan territories. But, inevitably, Nikolai’s mind fell idle and turned back to you. At least he wasn’t hard now, but the dying embers of his desire wouldn’t require much encouragement to reignite. 

Never going to happen, he chided himself sternly, swatting away images of your sensual face. These images were true memories - not the conjurings of his sleeping psyche. You were his brother’s betrothed, after all. Even if it was an arranged marriage, Nikolai shuddered to contemplate the implications of seeing his desires through. Most of all, the implications for you, if the secret was ever discovered… 

She’s not happy with the match though. Surely, something could be arranged. 

Nikolai’s hopeful side - or maybe it was just his sexually frustrated side? - tossed back poorly thought-out rebuttals to the arguments of logic and propriety. Before long, he was lost in thought, his brows furrowed and his arms crossed as he leaned against the doorframe to his balcony. The two sides of him warred with each other, all while a simmering passion threatened to boil over once again.

He was so distracted by his own thoughts that he missed the first knock on his door. The second one was louder, more insistent. He startled, an irrational guilt overcoming him as he wondered for a split second if he’d awoken someone, maybe by calling out your name in his sleep or some similarly mortifying mishap. Shaking that thought from his head, he made his way over to the door that led into the hallway from his chamber. He opened the door a crack, surprised that anyone else would be awake at this late hour. 

The sight of your eyes, wide and pleading, shimmering in the darkness of the hallway ignited the need that had thrown him out of his dreams. His mouth went dry as he stumbled over his tongue. 

“What are you doing?” he whispered urgently through the cracked doorway. You cast a nervous glance down the darkened hallway before leaning close, so close Nikolai could smell the hint of bergamot and orange peel from your shampoo. 

“Please, can I come in?” Your voice was low and rough, like it had been dragged over gravel. Nikolai felt his cock twitch appreciatively. He grit his teeth as he contemplated for the briefest moment whether to acquiesce or not. You were here - right here - and there was something in the rise and fall of your chest that told him why you had come to his chamber in the dead of night. His dream was so close he could literally smell it. 

Vasily will have her killed if you do this. 

The thought came from a small and quickly shrinking part of his mind, but it sent ice through his veins. Nikolai knew it was true. If Vasily found out that Nikolai had a midnight rendezvous with his bride-to-be, even if the meeting went no further than conversation, Vasily’s preening arrogance at securing your hand in marriage would turn murderous in an instant. That rage wouldn’t land on his younger brother, but on you. 

“Y/n, you shouldn’t be h-”

“I know, Niko. But please… I need you.”

Your eyes swallowed Nikolai’s arguments, and before he had the conscious thought to do so, he stepped aside and swung the door open to allow you through.

You entered with a serene confidence that stunned Nikolai. Before the door had quietly latched back into place, you had connected your lips with his. A husky groan of relief clawed its way out of your throat at the contact, and Nikolai felt the last paper-thin wall of resistance snap. He grabbed at you, his hands ripping through the lace-trimmed silk of your nightgown with ease to expose your back and shoulders to him. 

“We really shouldn’t,” he argued pointlessly between gasping breaths as the two of you explored each others’ mouths. You shushed him by twining your hands in his hair and thrusting your tongue past his lips. Both of you knew this was a horrendous, dangerous, and potentially damning decision, but the chance for turning back had passed you both by long ago. This had become inevitable between the two of you long before tonight, Nikolai realized as he latched his mouth onto the soft skin at the base of your neck, grabbing a fistful of your hair and gently pulling your head back to expose your jawline and the moon-drenched top of your breasts to him.

Nikolai felt his cock stiffen against the warmth of you, your hips grinding down against the top of his leg. Your hands were all over him, nails grazing over his exposed chest, up over his shoulders and down the planes of his shoulder blades. He felt drunk, surrounded by you as he let his greedy mouth dive down to your breasts. He pulled the half-tattered gown down, letting it glide over your ass to the floor like water. Your breasts were full, nipples hard against the night air. He grabbed one, kneading the sensitive bud between his fingers as his mouth latched to the other. You gasped, grabbing the back of his head and pulling him down onto you as your body rose into his mouth. He heard you moan his name, the sound even sweeter than the pale approximation he’d managed to conjure in his dreams. He watched as one of your hands shifted from his skin to yours, trailing down the front of your stomach until it buried itself between your legs. Your pace quickened as the combination of his mouth and hands on your breasts complimented the arousal you offered yourself with your fingers. Nikolai could smell your sex as you continued to touch yourself, melting further into passion with each passing moment. 

“The bed,” he commanded, pushing you rougher than needed towards the disarray of sheets and pillows where he slept. You obeyed, your eyes sparkling at the note of control that tinted his words. Doesn’t everyone like a little pain with their pleasure? Your words flooded back to him, suddenly giving him an idea. 

“Do you trust me?” he asked, his voice a breathless growl. You didn’t hesitate, nodding as you sank down onto the bed and began working on the lacings of his trousers. Nikolai let you undress him fully, his dick springing free of his pants eagerly. He watched with undiluted need as you licked a long stripe from the base of his cock to the head, moaning slightly as you took his length into your mouth.

“Fuck, that’s good.” He threw his head back, his hands coming to the back of your head, coaxing you lower onto his member. The sensation of your lips wrapping around his shaft, your tongue dancing on the sensitive head, and your hands confidently pressing on a spot directly behind his balls made him see stars. You began to work your mouth up and down on his cock, bottoming out at the back of your throat each time. Nikolai’s heart shuddered in his chest, the muscles of his back and buttocks squeezing as he found himself shockingly close to orgasm far too soon for his liking. 

Using what very little composure he had left, he pulled your head off of him. You pouted up at him, the glint of frustration in your eye told him that you knew exactly how close you’d had him to losing control and that you liked it.

“I need you inside me.” Nikolai shivered at your words, mesmerized as you leaned back on the bed, exposing yourself to him invitingly. Your pussy was swollen and glistening with wetness. Normally, Nikolai would have driven himself inside you right then and there, risking a premature end to the passion for the bliss of feeling his cock totally surrounded by you. But, if Nikolai’s plan for mixing pain with pleasure was going to come to fruition, he needed you wetter and he needed himself further from climax.

He joined you on the bed, kneeling in between your legs and guiding your thighs onto his shoulders. You propped your head up on a mountain of pillows, excitement all over your face as you registered what was to come. You wanted a view, and he was more than happy to oblige.

He closed his mouth over your pussy, his tongue lapping at the juice. You gasped, arching your back and writhing on the soft sheets. 

“Nikolai, my God, that’s good.” Your praise egged him on, and he let his lips quickly find their way to your clit. Gently, he danced his tongue over it in a figure-eight pattern, alternating in a few flicks and sucks. The sounds that spilled out of you were quickly becoming less coherent, your body beginning to tighten, legs trembling ever so slightly. Nikolai pressed his hands against the back of your ass, bending your legs towards your breast and giving him a better angle before diving back into your pussy. He let his movements become less calculated, his tongue and lips slapping and slurping against you. You cried out, quickly stifling yourself with a hand over your mouth. He glanced up at you, your eyes falling closed under heavy lids. You were close to breaking loose, your pussy beginning to clench and your body quivering like a leaf in a strong breeze. Nikolai let one of your legs go, penetrating you with two quick fingers. His mouth returned to focus on your clit while his fingers began to stroke quickly and forcefully at the throbbing walls of your vagina. 

“My god, Nikolai, I’m gonna cum!” You were trying to quiet yourself, but pleasure had warped the edges of your perception and dulled your care for caution. Your words felt like a vice around Nikolai’s own pleasure. He ground his lips down onto your clit as you began to mewl and quake under him, his fingers drenching in the evidence of your pleasure as your sex contracted on them. He lapped and thrust you through your orgasm, watching as your face contorted in pure bliss, your breasts heaving and your thighs shaking. Nikolai forced himself to commit the vision and the taste of your pleasure to memory. He guided you down the other side of your orgasm, and when you finally sat up to look down at him, cheeks flushed and forehead beaded with sweat, Nikolai let himself up from between your legs. 

“You’re going to ruin me for other men, you know,” you told him breathlessly. “I’ll never have enough of you.” Nikolai’s pride roared at the praise, his heart pounding on the inside of his ribs. 

“Flip over.” Although it was a command, Nikolai knew you heard the promise in his words: there’s more to come. You obliged, rolling onto your belly as you picked your hips off of the sheets. You looked back at him, a mix of curiosity and impatience as Nikolai spat into his hand. 

“We can’t risk it,” he explained as he stroked his spit over his stiff cock. “I won’t risk anything happening to you if Vasily finds out.” For a brief moment, your expression turned serious. You understood what Nikolai was referring to. Your wedding to Vasily was still months away - plenty of time to begin showing if, Saints forbid, this led to a pregnancy. Neither of you could risk that, but especially not you. 

You’d never done what Nikolai was suggesting before, and although you’d always been curious, you felt a prick of anxiety. Something in your eyes must have betrayed your fear, because Nikolai stretched forward, hovering his body over you as he balanced on strong forearms. He kissed you, this kiss less fiery than the ones you’d shared earlier at the doorway. It had a note of softness to it, reassurance. 

“Only if you want to,” he murmured against your lips. The warmth of his body around you, the sound of his calm voice twining around your ears, melted away the nervous energy. 

“I want to,” you replied softly, lips reconnecting with his. He reared back, coming up to kneel on his knees. He grabbed your hips and raised them until they were level with his own. His cock waited expectantly, slick with his own spit and girthy.

“This won’t hurt,” he offered in what you knew was meant to be reassuring. 

You looked back at him with a sly smirk. “Like hell it won’t,” you shot back. You felt Nikolai line himself up with your ass, pressing gently at your entrance. The sensation was different, the tightness much more than what you’d expected. You felt him hesitate - you knew he was waiting for a sign from you, for you to lead him. 

You pressed your hips backward slowly. He steadied his slick cock in his hands, and you watched as he bit his own lip, staring down at the sight of you accepting his length. 

You gasped as you felt the full pressure of his head enter your body, stretching you in a blinding spasm. He stilled, looking up at you questioningly. The sight of him - chest heaving with exertion but his attention wholly devoted to you, letting you take control - relaxed you. You felt the muscles squeezing his dick release. In a moment of impulse, you drove your hips back with a hard jerk until his cock was completely sheathed in your ass. It was incredible, a mix of pain and bliss you’d never felt before. Your pussy twitched appreciatively, and you felt the beginnings of another climax begin to bubble in your core.

“We all love pain and pleasure, Nikolai,” you told him as his mouth fell open into a wide O, his eyes rolling back in his head at the sensation. “Take it.”

His eyes snapped to you, and you nodded, confirming that you’d just given him the permission to let loose. His hands gripped onto your hip bones as he slid himself backwards, his dick almost completely springing free before he buried himself inside you once again. Over and over he thrusted, in and out, his movements hard but controlled. The sound of slapping skin filled the room. You felt him bend forward, one hand finding its way to your clit. He continued to pound into you, the new sensation exciting and gratifying. When he began to dance his fingertips around your pink bud in small, controlled circles, you felt the edge of bliss roar up to meet you. 

You reached backwards, steadying yourself up on all fours with one hand as the other grabbed at the back of his thigh. You met his own forward thrusts with a backward hitch of your own. Nikolai gasped, his free hand digging into the flesh on your hip. 

“I’ve dreamt of you for so long,” he muttered, his words halting as he continued to pound you from behind. His movements were getting less controlled, and your attention was wavering as your orgasm began to overtake your awareness. You felt yourself slacken slightly under him. The hand he’d devoted to your clit retreated, finding its way back to your hip for better leverage. You replaced his fingers with your own, moaning his name in encouragement. 

“I’m close, baby,” he replied gruffly. His pace quickened until his thrusts knocked the air from your lungs, your knees practically levitating off the bed as he took you with the roughness his own orgasm needed.

You fell apart against him as he slammed into you, over and over again. Tears pricked at the corner of your eyes, your entire body convulsing with a new pleasure. Your fingers coaxed your clit to its fever pitch. You let yourself slacken slightly as Nikolai’s hips drove into you one last time. He reached down and pulled you up until you were flush against him, your back against his warm torso. He buried his face in your hair as you felt his cock release inside you, your name sighing in and out of his mouth with each breath. The two of you plummeted together into bliss, each of you lost to the moment. Only the heat between your bodies and the feel of his strong arms wrapped across your chest tethered your mind to the ground. The rest of you floated on a torrent of blossoming bliss. 

You weren’t sure how long you stayed like that, tangled together like vines. It was long enough that you felt him begin to soften inside you. Bodily needs forced the two of you to come down from the clouds. He withdrew from you gently, cooing soft praise into your ear as he kissed your neck. 

“You were so good for me,” he whispered. The sound sent shivers up and down your spine. You twisted around to kiss him, your lips finding his easily. He was trembling somewhat, overstimulated. You smiled against his lips, a hand tracing the hard edge of his jaw. 

“Get me a towel?” you asked. Nikolai’s eyes opened, and he nodded eagerly. His commanding demeanor evaporated, replaced by an assiduous lover. He clumsily shuffled off the bed, dragging his trousers on haphazardly as he hurried over the wash basin in the corner of his chamber. He doused two cloths in the water, warmed from the underside by still-glowing embers from the now cold fireplace, and returned to you. He offered you one which you used to clean yourself, while the other he gently wiped across your brow and down your neck. He lifted the hair from your neck, dabbing at the base of your skull and along your collarbones. You’d broken into a sweat from the night’s exertions, but it was quickly cooling on your skin as you felt your body sliding towards what promised to be a deep sleep. The warmth from the washcloth felt divine against your skin. You groaned appreciatively as Nikolai ran the cloth down the length of your arms before moving on to your breasts. You let him continue to attend to you as you sank into his bed. 

You wondered if he’d argue with you spending the night. It wasn’t the wise decision by any means, and it only increased the risk of Vasily finding out. You still had many hours before the palace servants would begin their morning rounds of stoking fires and heating tub water. They would be the first to discover you missing your own chamber and displaced in Nikolai’s bed. You trusted your own hand servants to keep the secret, but knew nothing of Nikolai’s personal staff. 

But, much to your contentment, he offered no rebuttal. Instead, he wiped you down with tender attentiveness and pulled the warm blankets over your naked body. You heard him wring out the washcloths into the basin. A few moments later, he slid into bed next to you. You turned your back to him and he molded against your body, an arm weaving around your side to hold you close. When he stilled behind you, you could feel the whisper of his breath tickling your ear and the reassuring beat of his heart against your back. 

“You’re not the only one who’s ruined, you know.” His voice was so quiet it almost didn’t pull you up from the fog of sleep. He planted a soft kiss just beneath your earlobe. You squirmed deeper into his embrace, a smile playing across your lips. 

“I’m afraid, my prince,” you replied after a few moments, “that this will indeed hurt.” 

Both of you knew that you were speaking to the kind of hurt that stays with you, a hurt that bruises your heart and bends your life under its weight. But neither of you were willing to forgo the pleasure you’d found tonight. You were in too deep now, and the future would have to take care of itself. 

“That’s alright, love. We all like a little pain with our pleasure.” 

You giggled at Nikolai’s quip, snuggling against him once more. For the first time since meeting, you each found an uninterrupted, dreamless sleep…

#nikolai lantsov smut #nikolai lantsov x reader #nikolai lanstov x reader #nikolai lantsov imagine #nikolai lantsov shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov requests #shadow and bone requests #patrick gibson smut #patrick gibson x reader #patrick gibson x you #nikolai lanstov x y/n #patrick gibson x y/n

[strangenewwords]

WIP Wednesday

tagged by the lovely @kcscribbler regarding the WIP's I'm currently working on.

Hahahahah OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY.

Also I have a new rule where I write chaptered fics in full before publishing because that'll take the pressure off yay.

I think the two that are most prominent in my mind (other than McSpirk Month, and the handful of amazing ideas y'all inject into my brain) are impulse, my role-swapped Spirk, and emotionally compromised, my super whumpy Spones/Spirk/McKirk (It really is all of those things separately). That one turned into a fucking UNIVERSE thanks to @ncc1701ohno.

IMPULSE

The sound of voices carries from around a row of plants. Orchids. It’s the first moment he’s noticed them, dozens of them kept in fastidious arrangement. Leaning forward Jim makes to reach for the closest one, the tips of the fingers of his right hand just barely brushing against the silk of the petals. 

“Please, do not touch them.” Spock’s directive comes as he steps around the corner, hands clasped as always behind his back.

He looks different than Jim’s ever seen him. He’s draped in robes, but they’re not the formal things he wears to official gatherings or the stark tunics of their uniforms. He looks good. Almost vibrant. Vulcans exist with a line of tension that runs through them, like being strung up by piano wire, and Spock’s has been cut. As a result, his shoulders are slightly more rounded and the cant of his chin is not quite as sharp.

“Sorry.” Jim steps back from the plant, offering a gentle curving of his mouth. “They’re beautiful.” 

Spock stops before him, a professional distance away, and observes the orchid Jim had just barely grazed as if checking for damage.”It is of no concern.” Satisfied, he straightens. “It does not appear to have been harmed.

It was obviously of some concern, or Jim could have kept on petting the damn thing. Instead of pointing that out, Jim just puts his hands in his pockets.

Oh neat, he’s got pockets. He’s wearing jeans. He hasn’t worn a pair of those since he’d been enlisted in Starfleet.

EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED

“Tush ah nask dey kod lu.” Nope. That wasn’t right. “Turshah naz va koddle.” Okay, so Leonard's not doing well at this.

He swallows rough, feeling it as red rushes up his neck. Sarek, for his part, remains patient and unbothered, waiting for Leonard to get it right.

It takes a moment to psych himself up as he repeats the words in his head yet again before trying a final time. “Tushah nash-veh k'odu.” Each is spoken with precise articulation, fighting against the gentle curves of his accent, and it takes all of Leonard’s failing brain power but he gets it.

He thinks.

Sarek inclines his head lightly, reaching for the tea which has been set out before him. 

“As you are of my house, the informal is more fitting.” Leonard isn’t. Not yet. It makes something in him twist for Sarek to already consider him so. “Tushah nash-veh k'du.”

“Tushah nash-veh k'du,”  Leonard repeats, that same fierce intention focused on each and every syllable.

“And I grieve with you, Dr. McCoy.” Sarek sips at the tea and, well, he doesn’t pull a face. But Leonard can see the tiny tightening at the corner of his mouth. He’s gotta be exhausted or Leonard knows nothing would escape at all.

tagging @twinkboimler, @ncc1701ohno, @introvertia, @flippyspoon and @spock-in-awe in a totally non pressure way to see what y'all are up to (because we all know it's gonna be amaaaazing).

#tag game #writing #fanfiction #wip wednesday

[emcandon]

the ballad of fancy uncle chucklefuck, pt. 7 (in which he almost dies and also actually expresses himself kind of.)

while i'm here, who wants a Fancy Uncle Chucklefuck update!

(previously on fancy uncle chucklefuck: 1, 2, 3 (look at the reblog for the update), 4, 5, 6)

when last we left him, Fancy Uncle Chucklefuck was feeling a bit awkward after the whole double whammy of "local god threatened him with death" and "party was less than stoked about HIS god (chucklefuck prime, remember him??) rifling through their trauma to psychically reinforce its protections"

he was kind of hanging back from a bunch of things as a consequence, playing more into the Observer than Face role, lightly terrified of sleeping and sucking the party back into some kind of divine nightmare zone

how do you solve neurotic insomnia? YOU GO MURDER SOME VAMPIRE KOBOLDS with a very large tiefling who you were 90% sure was going to kill you five minutes ago but sometimes these things work out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and/or it's only one vampire kobold and it very nearly murders you instead? hahahhaa. (AC 9 baybEE.)

consequently uncle chucklefuck was actually passed out during the clearing out of the rest of the vampire kobold den -- in part bc i was running the session :P

however the rest of the party did a splendid job of simply obliterating the beasties. good job, gang. y'all are terrifying.

(they did befriend one (1) vampire kobold, Beetle, called such bc she is very good at skittering, and also bc she is forever going where she is not wanted. Beetle was v eager to help with the murder of her brethren but also due to the aforementioned terrifying violence, the party did not NEED help, so she has skittered off. thankfully the very large tiefling's Intimidation check means she is NOT presently trying to eat village children. boo >:( )

anyway during some anti-vampire trap-enforced pleasant conversation (i will perhaps describe the design at a later date; i was very proud of it), fancy uncle chucklefuck finally confessed to the two things he has been sidestepping this whole fucking time!!

1) that Chucklefuck Prime should not by any rights be attached to him bc it's inherited through a royal lineage! and the last person who had it was a prince who had his soul carved out of him bc he was trying to escape the royal family.

2) that Uncle Chucklefuck was trying to help the prince escape in some capacity but obviously that did not work out too great. and specifically Uncle Chucklefuck was helping in the capacity of, uh, well, a spy. lol. sorry about the habitual secret-keeping and misdirection! it is professional habit! hahahahah!!

(i can at last explain that the whole character concept here is basically "~15-20 years retired Rogue Inquisitive wakes up one day as a Sorcerer/Cleric. has bad time about it.")

SO MUCH OTHER STUFF HAS HAPPENED like how Seasonal Affective Disorder the Sorlock's whole backstory is starting to barge onto screen in the form of her continuing state of un(??)death(??) -- and also her murderer is here, hello, he sucks.

or like how aforementioned Very Large Tiefling is the DM's character whenever I'm running things, and he is also (uh oh) a warlock of the local god who is specifically not exactly pleased with Fancy Uncle Chucklefuck's entire deal (haha uh oh). (he is v midwestern dad, and is perfect, and i love him). it's good! it's good! i love my party! MORE TRAUMA THIS SUNDAY WOO.

#dnd #fancy uncle chucklefuck

[ratchet]

SCHITT'S CREEK CELEBRATION

[1/7 Scenes] "You make me feel right, David." // 4x07 The Barbecue

#sccmeme #schittscreekgifs #schitt's creek #david rose #patrick brewer #hahahahah sorry y'all #they both fucking NAILED this scene #I had to watch it so many times to get the timings right and I am very fragile now #em ratchet

[dashflashy-arts]

I’m temporarily back on my bulls---. So to commemorate to those who followed me... Here are some unfinished WIPs that I might be posting soon once I finished.

Idk when tho. I’m incredibly slow @ art with actual effort. Sorry skskalfns

#wips #my wips #dash wip #dash wips #idk who to tag lol #sorry :(( #y'all will be enjoying my art with color soon I hope #fun fact some of these are made MONTHS AGO hahahahah STAB ME-- #delete later?

[garretsyndrome]

Hi dudes

Got a new phone and who all of u?

Lmao being an awesome kidster aside, what the fuck is UP with my colored art like fuck dude now i know why some pals say i always have a tinge of orange when I DON'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT HOLY SHIT yall hmu coxox get my social security number for free just pm me hahahaha

#yeah aneurysm aside what the fuck #sorry this is my first post on new phone #it's because i've always been berated by SOME PEOPLE i know TO GET A NEW ONE #y'all know who you shitlords are hahahahah #love u tho #IM SO SORRY THEY'RE SO ORANGE BUT I SWEAR TO GOD THEY LOOK NORMAL ON MY LAPTOP 😟

[mingkii]

FAREWELL...?

🔥 hot news; user mingkii says farewell at 200 followers. will this be the end? Click more to find out !

HELLO! user mingkii here, NO THIS IS NOT FAREWELL >:(( I'm not leaving tumblr but I am leaving this blog.

If you want to get my new user pls dm! I will not announce my new blog and also please don't announce it on your platforms either.

I will come back to this just in case more people will see this and dm me for my new user :). MOOTS I'LL FOLLOW Y'ALL FIRST OK :)

QUESTIONS;

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR WORKS? ;

I'll leave old works here, I will not delete them but some I might rewrite. Series will be re-uploaded! Gatekeep, stuck in time, and accidentally in love will be in the new acc. I'm so sorry for those who have waited for gatekeep updates and waited to see how it ends but I promise you that I have plans on continuing but I'm still trying to gather enough motivation for it.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THIS ACCOUNT? ;

I will become completely IA once I move! This won't get deleted as well so you can come back to my short list of fics here.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR SIDE ACCOUNTS? ;

Will also be closed ! :(( I made an account catered to provide multiple fanfiction materials from the three zs to nct and enhypen :). My mood boards sideblog will change their main acc which will be the new one so that's a clue on how to find my new acc >:) good luck cause I'm revamping that account HAHAHAHAH.

WOULD YOU STILL BE WRITING? ;

I WILL! THIS IS NOT ME QUITTING WRITING, NO >:( ABSOLUTELY NOT >:( i will be posting new works on my new blog alongside the collabs I am in. SPEAKING OF COLLABS, YES THE COLLEGE 101, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT. It'll be moved to the new account. Since i need to make a masterlist, it'll be re-uploaded and re-announced with new spots for anyone interested in joining still.

Mika's note — I've pretty much almost made a brand for myself as mingkii but honestly it's just my trauma response/coping mechanism. Considering I have attachment issues and i hate to let go of things especially the ones i've already built so much memories with.

It's a difficult decision for me to take and I've thought about it for so long.

This blog is still the longest I have kept after deactivating for like 3 times but this time I won't deactivate. Just keeping this here for the memories and to see how much I've grown from the months of writing.

So I wanna end this off with a thank you to those who stuck around this blog and waited for updates and supported me throughout this fairly short journey. I really appreciated every notes and comment I have received.

I hope to make new memories and start off fresh and maybe keep that one a little longer than 200 days.

ALSO THANK YOU FOR 200 IT REALLY MEANS A LOT SKNDKSI<333

— user mingkii is now signing out :)

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#idk why i made a statement like this #don't mind me i was slepe deprived LMFOAKDNKDLA #anyways yes it's true!!! not fake news!!!! #pls im like cringinf and lauguing at the same time idk why i made it like this im cryinf KWJKWLJDKF

[1111jenx]

hey! i saw one of your astro notes and regarding how fixed signs group together i found that so true! the roommates i have eventually moved in with are all sun fixed signs! taurus, aqua, scorpio, leo! it was one of the best and we all can naturally click w one and other! we love grocery shopping together and playing video games. the only ones who were not fixed were the capricorn roommates but even then we still click!

its interesting bc the caps and aqua we all tend to hang out w each other even if we do nothing. and when one of the aquas left (she was the aqua stellium lmao), so did the caps! we just clicked and im trying to understand how as ive always felt out of place but not this group. only thing i can come up w was that caps and aqua are all born in january? is this the saturn influence?

sorry for the long post! was v fascinated by our group dynamics specifcally we jan babies 🥺

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Hi babyy

No worries at all I enjoy reading these observations so much haha I do this on a daily basis so I'm glad other astrology geeks are also religiously observing too hehe

and yes what you notice about capricorn and aquarius is very interesting bahaha, they are in fact both ruled by saturn in traditional astrology and i believe the 2 signs have way more similarities than we give them credits for:) a lot of tropical capricorn sun can also be sidereal aquarius!! if you observe close enough, you can definitely notice that hint of perfectionism and insane standards these 2 set for themselves haha🤣

in addition to that, i can 100% seeing fixed signs being clique as hell HAHAHAHAH. even my current friend group are all filled up with scorpio, leo, aquarius and taurus energy it's insane😭😭 but i believe the way each and every fixed placement are SOOO stubborn and will fight til the end to prove something is right in their own terms is perhaps what brought them closer to one another? another thing about fixed placement that i notice is they'll make friends but once they deem they have TOO MUCH people around them, they'll stop once and for all cause they're probably already very content with their circle and thinks its "pointless" (this v exact word yall.) to make new friends🤣

ahhh i enjoy reading this so much your roomates all sound like so much fun and i love that y'all are getting along:")

sending yall love and good vibes bae<3

saint jenx🪐

#astrojenx #astrology #astro notes #astrology observations #astrology notes #astrotips #leo venus #libra rising #moon in scorpio #libra sun #libra #leo #scorpio #taurus #aquarius

[chili-aux]

ate I feel bad kasi I dislike historia’s characer now, prinove niya na she is humanity’s worst enemy :(( not saying na she had it easy pero parang tumakas siya sa chaos by keeping quiet?? basta ayoko sa enablers lang talaga😭😭 (hala I rambled na sorry ate HAHAHAHAH)

Translation: Ate, I feel bad because I dislike Historia's character now. She indeed proved that she's humanity's worst enemy :(( not saying that she had it easy but it seems like she escaped the chaos by keeping quiet? Basta, i really don't like enablers.

i don't know what's the translation of "basta" hayup huhu tell me kung ano please 😭

Honestly anonie, I share the same sentiment. To be honest, I never really cared for Historia. There's just something in her character that I don't like and I can't pinpoint what it was. Maybe it was, like you said, when she said that she'll be humanity's worst enemy and damn, the queen really cemented and proved it in this chapter.

My emotions are still all over the place. I'm still disappointed at the fact that Hange's death can be avoided. It's totally unnecessary. Falco turned to a flying titan after their death? Fucking fantastic. And don't get me started at how the 104th... The freaking 104th didn't acknowledge Hange's sacrifice and they had the audacity to what? Thanked the freaking genocidal boy? Be enablers of mass murder? Be war apologists? You've got to be kidding me.

Back to Historia, the woman spent her time during the rumbling in silence. Yes, she's pregnant that time but wth? You're the queen, use your power to stop the rumbling, woman! But the heck turns out she fucking agreed on the genocide and put Paradis under the Yeagerist faction!

That scene left a bitter taste in my mouth. As you can see, Hange Zoe is my favorite character, and seeing them being neglected, forgotten, and not getting the credit and tribute from the people they had saved hurts so much.

Now that I think about it, it makes sense why Levi was seen together with Falbi and Onyankopon. It's because obviously, the 104th didn't care for Hange at all. (yes i'm erasing that scene where they were deadass crying while Hange's dying.)

Let's put ourselves in Levi's shoes here. You're in a freaking war and your last companion, comrade, your best friend, commander, and lover (ye shut up) died by sacrificing themselves just to let y'all fly away in the plane. Then after the chaos, you'll hear the people that they died for thanking a mf who resorted to mass murder instead of diplomacy? Idk if i'm making any sense cuz fuck it, i'm still furious.

and Falbi, together with Udo and Zofia, are the Levihan children for me. No one else.

Edit: The blatant disrespect for 14th Commander Hange Zoe would never be tolerated in this household. Get tf out.

#snk #levihan #historia reiss #ask #anonymous #snk spoiler #hange zoë #levi ackerman #aot #falbi #snk 139 #aot 139

[cheemken]

Hello! I'm sorry for bothering, but is it okay to ask for your side on your and Pandora's love story? You guys are so sweet! I wish the best for you guys!

Well hello to you too hahah

And my side, ghm? Well,,, it's gonna be a trip since I just woke up and I'm doing this all in one go so I hope it makes sense at the end hahahah

Anyways owo

Twas a fine, lovely afternoon—

No really, it was. Like... I was scrolling through the comments of my old fics and I saw,, Bella commented hahah

And I was all "oh cool :3"

Then a lil skip and I saw her, pandora-dusk, commenting on the post I have of the fic and I was all "huh.. is this the same person??" I thought it was, she's all "I found it!" Or smth, and hey said the fic was dope and I was all "omf is this secretly a famous person—"

So I checked her blog, and I was all, "yeah okay I feel this person is famous so why is she talking to me cjskcbskdn"

But like,, yeah,, twas dope hahah

And we only get to talk in the replies because I refuse to talk to someone famous cause I'd embarrass myself owo

But then, in one of our chats in the notes and such, she mentioned how she draws and such and I was all "NFKSNDKSN YOU DRAW :D" and hey, I told her that people would absolutely love her art and such and yeah, surprise surprise, she posted her drawings and I was all ":0!!!! YO DAS SO COOL!" And then I remember reblogging it and had some on my save tag hahaha

It's so dope hahah

But y'know what happened next? The lil shit Tumblrbot messaged me and I low-key panicked cause "omf did I do smth wrong am I getting kicked out of Tumblr???" You can tell my mind was racing, but when I saw their message and they just "hey, you liked pandora-dusk's post, you should try talking to her owo" and I was all "hahah w h a t—"

Legit it took me a while to actually try to message her cause I was just "hhhHhnnn okay but what if she's busy and she finds it annoying omfs cjsmxjsm"

But hey I just up and "fuck it, if I managed to message Dee despite them being famous too, why not her?" So I sucked it up and yeah, messaged her hahaha

If you saw Pan's post, then yeah, you'd see how it went down

Anyways yeah, after that, we didn't talk much and every time I check my notifs, my thumb just hovers over her icon cause I still wanna talk to her and such, but I feel like I'm annoying her, so I just wait for replies and such hahah

Tis sad, but hey

Then that thing with Jane Angst™ happened, and good lord the reblogs jcsmjdks hahahaha

It escalated to the point we made the Knight and the Princess and we finally took it to the DM's cause hah, the reblogs were getting long hahah

AND OH MY GOD

Okay so we made progress with the lil story of the Knight and Princess, yeah? I fucking shit you not, I did not sleep because of that hahahah

I think yesterday, yeah, we were talking about this ask and it went to that thing of us with the Princess and Knight, and I told her that I didn't sleep for her just to try to finish that, that's how special she was and I didn't even know her yet–

But hey yeah, another mini skip

Then more shit happened to me, I didn't sleep and twas already two, and then.. she messaged me hahah

And then told me so many things and I discovered more about her too

And I could feel myself falling for her

Do you know how scary that was hahaha

She's so amazing.. no chance, yeah? I convinced myself that there's no chance. As if we'd meet. As it she'd like me. No one likes me like that irl, so why would she like me? She doesn't even know me.

But,,, ehhh,,, idk man. Couldn't stop myself hahah

She's just so nice and so dope and so understanding. She's so caring, so talented, and just.. she's amazing in general. And that scared me so much hahaha

Cause I'm nothing owo

I always like people with no chance of liking me back and I've been hurt so much hahah

But did I continue liking her anyways? Yep.

It didn't help that after drawing human Tumblrbot, Al— well,, star anon during that time, sent asks how Pan and I are kinda T's parents and oh my god I was all "that's so fucking adorable but hhHhhH is she comfortable with this cjskjdk" then I saw her actually draw shit for T too and I was just ":'0!!" And yeah, I started falling more and more hahah

Everyday I couldn't stop thinking about her, but I keep telling myself to just forget her cause "there's no chance. No one likes you irl, why expect she'd like you? Once she sees what you look like, she's gonna be disgusted. Disgusted probably like everyone else." And that broke me.. cause hah.. I really did like her, but yeah, we don't talk much so I just "ehh.. sure.."

But did I really stop? Nah.

Look I fell hard jcksjxksns

And hey I kept gushing about her to the GC and to my best friend hahaha

Dee actually thought Pan and I were dating and I was all "hah, I wish—"

And then my best friend was all "omf you have a gf na without telling me—" but hey I told her we weren't together and she was all "WHAT??? BUT?? YOU TWO ARE SO SWEET???"

And yeah hahaha

Another timeskip

Like,, Halloween?? Yeah hahah

Halloween onwards

We started talking more and more and oh my god I fell h a r d

I get to know more about her and the more she shared the more I fell and like,,, the more I see her as herself hahah

And god, she's so amazing

She might not believe it, but she is

And everyday I keep telling her how she's so great, basically, I was trying to flirt with her hahahahah

Cause like,, there might be a small ass chance yeah? Yeah hahah

And hey,, we talked and such, and,, hahah it seems like we were together but not. I told her that when we finally meet, I'm taking her out on a date hahah

And yeaahhhhh,,,

Another mini skip, now it's November, and hah, the eleventh came and on the twelfth, we had like this swab test and such and I was scared af and I just "hhhnnn might as well"

So take note, in my part it's like?? What?? Twelve? Eleven going on twelve am

But in hers it's the afternoon still

DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY HANDS WERE

So yeah, I confessed to her hahah

AND YO

SHE ACTUALLY??? LIKES ME BACK????

GODDAMN JCSKJXKSNXKSNS

And yeah owo

I messaged my bestfriend first about it cause she was still online and yeah we celebrated hahahaha

But yeah, then we talked more, we saw what each other looked like (y'all she's so fucking pretty cjskjdks like goddamn) and surprisingly, she doesn't think I look like shit, then we called, and hcksjdksjs

It was just so great hahaha

And hey, yeah, we got to know more about each other and boom, we be here now owo

I hope that suffices cause my memory be shit and I probably missed a few but hey hahah

#ah aint this a trip ncksndk #but yeah #shit often blocks the way sometimes but hey #pan and i always help each other out hahah #and yeah #i try to be better and such for her ówò #cause like.. im not really that great but for her im gonna try to be better and such hahah #bc i love her so much uwu #hahaha #an ask and an answer #anon

[seoafin]

now,,, bare w me.

after geto is gone, gojo and rip!mc try to adjust to normal life. being there for each other, you know ? all that cutesy stuff. one day, gojo and rip!mc go shopping together, and y'all happen to walk by a glasses store. they got so many options for sunglasses and guess which pair catches this bastards eye? the same goddamn pair that he's wearing currently. the same fucking circular black sunglasses. as soon as you see where he's looking you immediately go into mother mode and you're all like "YOU ALREADY GOT A FUCKING PAIR. IM HUNGRY PLEASE CAN WE GO" but that doesn't stop gojo from dragging you into the store w him. he grabs that pair and hands them to you w excitement in his eyes, "put em on!" you mumble a few curses under your breath as you put them on. you look up at him and he has the biggest smile on his face, oh my god. he looks at you like you just birthed his children i swear. keeping that same look on his face, he says "it's like you're a mini me !!" and immediately buys them for you. you walk around w him, hand in hand both wearing sunglasses. you don't wear it as often as gojo, but you still love em and keep them safe.

now for the angst hahahahah

we fast forward after the shibuya arc. it's still kinda fresh but people are starting to carry on w life. at first rip!mc wasn't as concerned that gojo was sealed as you were a little more worried about the kids at the time. now that a bit more time has passed, and the adrenaline from shibuya has subsided, you grow to miss him so badly. like,,, it's starting to hurt. cuz now, not only did you lose geto, but you lost gojo too. the man who helped you through all the shit you've had to endure. losing riko, losing geto... now him. you tell yourself that it's not bad since he isn't dead. he's just sealed for the mean time. he'll be back. but you can't ignore that hole in your heart that was filled by that handsome squidward version of the three blind mice from shrek. you go back to your place, tired and miserable. until you notice those same pair of glasses that gojo bought you some time ago. you take them in your hands and stare at them a while, tears building up in your eyes as you hear his voice in your head, i'll take care of you. you put them on and never take them off until the day gojo comes back.

anyways SORRY FOR THIS

#hey....you could've just stopped at the first paragraph and that would've been good 😁 #also matching sunglasses yeah he'd do that #gojo taking u sunglasses shopping when all of his literally look the same is the premise to one of my wips LOL #.jjk ask #anon #long post

[hooterhorror]

I'm sorry ppl haven't been reading your pinned post + ignoring your boundaries!! I've had that happen to me too many times to count and it's so annoying !

Boggles my mind how someone can follow a fanfic blog and be so illiterate at the same time 😔

LEGIT 😭

HAHAHAHAHS THEY R SO ILLITERATE LIKE

I have had. three different nsfw reqs. someone corrected themselves after reading my pinned AFTER they sent their matchup req, which is somehow just as aggravating as not reading it at all like... why would you not read that first. WHY. it says in big words I am SEVENTEEN??? have people seen that and CHOSEN TO IGNORE MY STANCE KN NSFW??

people just want content for themselves and I'm happy to provide ofc, which is why I opened matchups in the first place. it gets the most interaction. but I also noticed that people request a matchup but don't even follow me.... I didn't wanna be *that* person that makes it a rule that you have to follow me cus they'd probably unfollow after anyways, but that's just disheartening still. idk. maybe I'm just sensitive af tho 😭

fr, thank you to EVERYONE who's genuinely supported me and my writing, especially the ones who've been here since the beginning. Y'all have no idea how much y'all's support means to me!! :") 💗💗

#🍷— tuna speaks. #❌— tuna rants. #🌊anthony.

[oonajaeadira]

Omg I can’t believe you thought you broke the story with part 4. It played in my head like a film while I was reading it. Just brilliant, as always! 💕

hahahahah Thank you, kitkat. I'll let you in on a secret obviousness...I always think I'm breaking the story. I enjoy writing, but when I've got something to post I'm always like "sorry y'all. wasn't paying attention and this one might not be great." Every time. Everything I make. Be it a show, a piece of art, a story, "sorry, y'all, this one might not be great." And then I worry about letting everyone down. But this is such a wonderful fandom. I'm always pleased to hear that someone likes what I lay down.

[iintemperiae]

𝖆𝖑𝖞𝖆'𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙

status: CLOSED but i'll still be posting some requests

okay first of all, i really didn't expect that i would be doing events (i didn't even plan on posting at all in the first place), but i'm glad that i did! i've met so much talented and wonderful people around here!! i love the community so much because i always feel loved!! thank you so much for that!! i legit cannot emphasize how much i love it around here <33

ah also, i kinda got the idea here, you guys can check it out!!! also, halloween is basically nonexistent around here so i kinda wanted to do it with you guys even if it's still september HAHAHAHAH

𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖒𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖐𝖞𝖚𝖚 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘

👻 since i'm not exactly the best at writing, let's do another art event!

👻 to join: send in a character + a costume you wanna see them in! if you have an image, don't hesitate to drop it in my submissions!

👻 i will be accepting requests from 12 am on September 11 (Friday) to 12mn on October 31 (Saturday) [Philippine Time or GMT +8]

👻 just a few disclaimers: i'm not exactly a digital artist so this just serves as practice for me! but i assure you i will try my best :((

👻 also, i'm taking online classes right now so i'm only actually gonna draw it on weekends. it may take a bit long to finish your request, but i promise i'll get to it!

👻 i'd appreciate it if you'd stick to not-super-complicated costumes HAHAHAHA

👻 characters/costumes that i will NOT draw: sakusa (sorry), kita (sorry²), inflatable dino or inflatable anything, that's all i could think of rn. but i'll try my best

👻 maximum of two characters in one request! (example ushi and tendou + the penis costume HAHAHAHAH or tanaka and noya + batman and robin)

👻 example: kuroo + sexy nurse costume

👻 i'll color it and all but this is just an example//quick sketch

𝖆𝖑𝖞𝖆'𝖘 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗

🎃 guys i barely get any interaction up here so you know if you wanna 👀

🎃 i swear i have a personality 🥺 jus talk to me you know?

🎃 you can send asks from here or here

🎃 i'm literally always on my phone just send an ask please 🥺

🎃 or you know, if you just wanna talk about your day i'm really glad to listen! tell me ghost stories! literally anything i just wanna interact with y'all <33 i know you guys are amazing so come here and let me smother you with love

[blacklist #alya:300 or #alya arts if you don't wanna see this]

currently doing: iwa (haven't started yet, hinaharot ko pa si president

characters finished:

01. tsukishima kei + firefighter

02. kageyama tobio + milk box

03. kuroo tetsurou + cat onesie

04. kozume kenma + ravenclaw / hogwarts houses

05. tendou satori and ushijima wakatoshi + dr. frankenstein and frankenstein monster

06. bokuto koutaro + bunny costume

07. ukai keishin + devil costume

08. sawamura daichi + mafia!au

#yeheeeeyyyyy #alya: 300 #tangina mo alya panindigan mo to jusme

[dream-of-kpop]

SKZ But They Have Drama on Instagram

Note: All misspellings are done on purpose

insta @'s if you get confused:

yungblood: Jisung

spear_b10: Changbin

xjx_inx: Jeongin

Read left to right & Zoom in if you need to see better!

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[November 4th, 2019]

[Hyunjin thought Minho was joking, but after he gave him the cold shoulder at lunch, he knew he was being serious]

[The next day]

[2 weeks later]

[Minho unfollows Hyunjin because he's that petty]

[Either way, the guys just go about their business on Insta]

[December]

[At lunch]

Chan: "Hyunjin, why don't you and Min-"

Hyunjin: *picks up chopsticks* "Chan stay out of my business."

Chan: "I miss Minho tho...It's bad enough Woojin le-"

Hyunjin: *voice crack* "iT's nOt mY fauLt miNho gOt upSet oUt oF noWhere."

Changbin: "He's mad cuz you accused him of reporting your post that's why."

Hyunjin: "Who else would report my post then??"

*all the guys shrug*

Hyunjin: "Exactly."

Jeongin: *looks at the time* "Guys I gotta go or imma be late for class again." *leaves*

Everyone: "Byeeeeee."

Chan: "Aren't you gonna be late for your class Jisung?"

Jisung: "Nah, the teacher doesn't care."

Chan: "Well, back to what I was saying-"

Hyunjin: "Bang Chan *places his hand on Chan's* me and Minho aren't friends anymore. We unfollowed each other."

Seungmin: "You're just throwing away 4 years of pure friendship over this petty drama?"

Hyunjin: "Sure."

*the lunch bell rings*

Hyunjin: "I gotta go-"

Felix: "Yeah, I'm off to fail my precalc test...maybe Seonghwa will let me copy off of him again."

Chan: "All right, bye guys..."

Chan: *thinks at the table* "It's none of my business but...I can't sit and do nothing..."

Jisung: "Hey are you gonna eat your chicken nuggets?"

[Later that night]

[The next day]

Hyunjin: *sits down at the table upset* "Chan I told you to stay out of it."

Chan: "Hey he's my friend too-"

*they stop talking as they see Minho standing there with his tray of food*

Felix: "YOOOoooo lEe miNho waSSup."

Minho: "..."

Minho: "Hyunjin I saw what you said on Insta last night."

Hyunjin: "My post or my live?"

Minho: "Does it really matter?"

Hyunjin: "Yea."

Minho: "Your post..."

Hyunjin: "Ew, I bet you stalk my page."

Minho: "...You were talking shit about me so...let's go."

Hyunjin: "Really? You wanna fight?"

Jisung: "GUYS IT'S NOT THAT DEEP, STOP."

*Felix and Seungmin laugh together quietly*

Hyunjin: *stands up* "Come on." *pushes Minho*

*Minho sets his tray down, takes off his jacket and they start fighting*

*a crowd forms around them as they chant "WORLDSTARRRRRR"*

[Hyunjin and Minho both get suspended for 10 days]

[Since someone recorded the video, it blew up on Insta] *the school didn't know someone recorded it*

[Minho & Hyunjin's pages got tons of followers too]

[After a few days, Minho & Hyunjin finally log back onto Instagram]

[Then winter vacation starts]

[Despite the drama, Minho, Seungmin, Jeongin, Felix, and Woojin still go on a trip to NYC]

[They returned back to school in January but the drama didn't end]

*everyone sits at the lunch table without Hyunjin and Minho*

Jisung: "Guys I got this candy Xanax, y'all wanna try it?"

Felix: "I swear ever since Hyunjin and Minho's pages got followers they have the weirdest IG lives..."

Changbin: *slurps noodle* "Cuz they're desperate for clout."

Seungmin: *turns phone off* "I'm tired of this Instagram shit. Hyunjin is still mad over that NYC post like wtf..."

Chan: "I'm staying out of this, people are already dragging me in comments and threatening my fam..."

Jisung: "Ok wait I have an idea-"

Seungmin: "No one wants to buy your candy Xanax Ji."

Jisung: "NO NOT THAT, like, what if we spam Hyunjin and Minho with old pictures? Us being friends in since freshman year..."

Jeongin: "Hahahahah their initials are H&M."

Everyone: "..."

Jeongin: *looks at plate* "Sorry, continue."

Felix: "Yo that's a good idea, nostalgia will bring them together."

Changbin: "Lit, I'll text Woojin the plan."

Chan: "I thought that Xanax would've destroyed your braincells, but that's a good idea."

Jisung: "Um thanks."

Jeongin: "I won't be able to post tonight tho. I gotta work."

Seungmin: "Well then, everyone else will post."

Chan: *chuckles* "I'm gonna get dragged again. Watch."

[That same night the group spams Insta with old pictures of them as friends]

[Incase if you can't see too well, the posts are all January 7th]

[The guys sit at the table the next day]

Chan: "Damn they still aren't here?"

Felix: "Nope."

*both Minho and Hyunjin walk up to the table at the same time*

*they stare at eachother*

Minho: *mumbles while looking down at the ground* "I'm sorry for being such a bitch."

Hyunjin: "It's ok. I'm sorry I accused you of reporting my pic on Instagram."

Minho: "So are we still cool?"

Hyunjin: *starts to cry* "yEs."

Minho: *tears up* "I gotta text Woojin later and tell him we're chill."

Changbin: "Wow, Jisung your plan actually worked."

Jisung: "I always tell y'all I'm smart."

Seungmin: "Yet you posted me half naked on Instagram..."

Jisung: "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEANT AS A JOKE."

Minho: *sits down with Hyunjin* "I was certainly laughing."

Seungmin: "..."

Hyunjin: "Did y'all see our fight video? It has like over 100k views now..."

Jeongin: "Oh yeah I showed it to my mom. She laughed."

Chan: "Haha, my dad said Minho won."

Hyunjin: "Pfft did you see my punch? My dad taught me that."

Minho: "That punch was nothing, what do you mean?"

*the guys look at each other concerningly*

Hyunjin: "I was dragging you on the floor bro. Look at the vid." *pulls out phone*

Minho: "I don't need to see the vid I was there headass."

Changbin: *whispers to the rest of the group* "They're gonna argue about it on Insta tonight. Bet."

[Later that night]

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even tho idk how imessages work...i tried my best dammit ._.

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Tyler & The Demon’s Flower.

Kun:Nyeheh...,I Was Thinking About My 1st,"Carcat",Story...,¡¿Perhaps I'll Should Do It Today?,Yep, Indeed...,'Zis Fantastic & Magical,"Wildtoonz", Tale Gonna Be Called:"Tyler N' The Demon's Flower...",Where Wildcat Is a Kind,And Always Shy Florist From All Entire Indianapolis,Tennessee,That’ll Loves Selling Flowers To His Customers,And,Yeet,Marcel’s Ex-Wife,Miss Cunningham,(Simone,Who Is a Holy Mother),Runs Fast To Tyler's Own Shop Along Speakin' Something Which Tells:"!My Husband Hath Begone Really Sick Along Coughing & Even Sneezing!",And Then,When She Is Gone To Florida...,Father Marcel Arrives In a Rainy Night To Tell Him 'Bout His Own Sickness,Yet,a Storm Comes Quickly,& Marcel Is Worried That Leviathan Should Awake From His 1.000 Year Sleep,Yet Then...,An' Mysterious Couple Arrive At His Shop Seeking For a Flower Named,"Ricinus S Diabolix"...,(Devil's Tulip),Yet,Suddenly,Father Marcel Makes a Circle Along White Watered Salt & Throws an Bottle Of Sacred Turquoise Water At 'Em...,While,Meanwhile,Our Demon Strangers Never Know 'Bout a Really Wicked Plan To Rob That Precious Flower From Him & Dominate The Universe Along It...,But,¿Shall They Stop Him & His Undead Army...,or Wildcat Will Be Connected To The Demon's Heart Forever?..., Let's Begin...,(Agh...,Here I’ll Go...,Pfffft,This Is Where Piggy & Demon Are Our Main Characters):

Prologue:"A Rainy Night..."

Tyler Wilde:"At Last...",*Opening His Flower Shop In Indianapolis,Rose Valley Delivery*,(He Has His 1st Assistant,Jon/Del,Whom Was Picked Up By Tyler As a Baby).

Jon:"¿What're You Doin' In 'Ere All Alone, Sir?".

Florist!Tyler:*Sigh*,"My Girlfriend Put Me In Charge Of All Delivery When We Broke Up...",(Yes,In This Scene,I Mention Kelly,Tyler's IRL Girlfriend...,Whom Was His Wife & Co-Owner In All Delivery...,And Also,Everyone Is 'Ere In This Looooong Tale).

Jon:"Goodness...,I'm Very Sorry That She Leave You Along Me In Our Business Now,Boss...".

Florist!Tyler:"Indeed.".

*Now,Wilde Closes His Delivery,And He Goes To a Cafe To Drink a Mocca...*

Florist!Tyler:"Okay...","I Need Something To Relax...".

Liz,(Deli's Date,And Waitress Of,"Genay's Coffee Shop"):"Hello,Tyler...,¿Care For an' Mocca?".

Wildcat:"Yes...,¿Um...,Where Is Your Boss?".

Liz:"I...,I Guess I'll Gonna Call Her...".

Tyler:*Entwining His Fingers*,"I'll Be Waiting Outside...".

*Bump*.

Genay:"You Came,Wildcat...",*Throwing Her Jacket Out*.

Florist!Tyler:"Seems Like You'll Were Busy Attending The Scouts On Your Camp...".

Genay:"Heh,I Guess...".

Florist!Tyler:"¿Do You'll Have Mocca?".

Genay:*Smiling Warmly*,"Yes...,Sit Down And I'll Bring Ya One...".

Florist!Tyler:"Thanks...".

*Later,After He Drinks It...*

Florist!Tyler:"Mmm...,That Was Relaxing...".

Genay:"I Hope You Enjoyed It,Sweetie...".

*Meanwhile...,Back In His Delivery..., Someone Arrives Quickly...*

Florist!Tyler:"The Ricinus Setiferum Diabolix Is a Very Rare Plant Which Had Been Kept By Me During Few Years...".

Mother Simone,(Marcel's Girlfriend):"Child Of God...".

Florist!Tyler:"Yup...".

Mother Simone:"!Ah,I'm So Happy To See You!".

Florist!Wildcat:"¿Did You Got News 'Bout My Pal,The Pastor?",(Though Marcel Is Our 1st Religious Figure On This Tale...,Simone Is Included As His Dear One).

Mother Simone:"Seems Like He Got Sick...".

Tyler:"This Is Bad...".

Mother Simone:"Don't Worry,Young One...".

Tyler:"I Hope He Gets Better...".

*Suddenly,After The Mother Is Gone..., Pastor Cunningham Finally Appears...*

Pastor Marcel:"!Wilde!",*Sneezing While He Coughs*.

Tyler:"Oh,Dear Pastor...,*Distancing 1 Meter Away*,I Knew You'll Were Sick...".

Pastor Marcel:"Hush...,¿Have Thou Got That Flower?".

Tyler:"Yep...".

Pastor Marcel:"The Ricinus Setiferum Diabolix...,!It Is Forbidden By Me Like a Holy Prophecy That'll The Grand Lord Said:!When The Final Judgement Comes And Leviathan Wakes Up From His Nap,Thunders Shall Strike From The Sky..., Only Meaning That One Of The Devil's Heirs Will Arrive At Your Home Any Moment Now!","!But Now,Come With Me To East Beach,Florida,And,Into An' Little Cathedral Which I Own...,You Shall Be Safe There!",(Ending Of Prologue).

*Chapter 2:Journey Ahead...*

Pastor Marcel:"Welcome To South Beach, Young One...".

Tyler:"Wow...,But You Talked That A Rainy Cloud Shall Strike Soon...".

Pastor Marcel:"Heheh...".

*Now,It's Night...,A Rainy Night...*

Pastor Marcel:"!Quick,Let's Go To The Little Cathedral!".

*Inside...*

Tyler:"This Isn't Like My Shop,But It's Really Pretty...".

Pastor Marcel:"Yeah...,Me And Simone Decorated This Church By Ourselves...".

*!Crack,Boom,Crack!*

Pastor Marcel:"I Knew It...".

Florist!Tyler:"¿Did You Smell Something?".

Pastor Marcel:"Hmmm...,*Sniff,Sniff*,"It's A Red Dust...".

Florist!Tyler:"That...,Is A Demon...",’’No...,They’re 2...’’.

Pastor Marcel:*Taking Out a Bottle Of Holy Water & Sea Salt While Drawing a Circle Around 2 Mysterious Figures*,"!In All Name Of Lord Jesus,God And All Holy Spirits,I,Pastor Cunningham,I’ll Banish Thee To Heck,Forbidden Ones¡’’.

Wildcat:"Amen...".

???:*Hissing*.

???:"Your Majesty...,¿Are You Okay?".

Tyler:"¿Wait a Second...,Demon,Hath Thou Say Highness?",*Looking Angrily At an Ancient Demon Whom Got a Golden Crown & Wears a Cloaked Robe*,"Ah..., These Must Be The Forbidden Ya Were Saying...".

???:"¿!How Dare You,Silly Human?!",*Opening An' Eye Which Got a X Scar*.

Tyler:"I Think That This Fella Has 1 Eye...,¿Do You Say He's Blind?".

Pastor Marcel:"...,Yeah...".

???:*Chuckling Darkly While Getting All Mist Outta His Entire Body & Revealing His Other Form...*,"I Am...,Ifrit...".

Tyler:"¿Why Can't You Go Back To Your Devil Form?".

???:*Scratching His Human Beard*,"Well,I'm a Demon When I Get Mad...,Yet, This Is M' True Form...,Due,Now,Call Me,"Luke...",& When I Shapeshift,I’m a Ifrit,One Of All Highest Kings Of Hell In All Ars Goetia...",(Toonz Is Ifrit,Indeed).

???:"Hahah...",(Satt,Who Is Cartoonz's Loyal Imp,Belphegor).

Florist Tyler:"Interesting...".

Ifrit/Luke:"Yep...,By The Way,This Is My Dear Henchman/Vizier,Mike Misetich...".

Pastor Cunningham:"¿Do You Need Help From Us?".

Prince Ifrit:"Indeed.","I'm Sure...".

(End Of 1st Chapter).

Author's Note:Well,Well,Well,I Hope That You Enjoyed This Story,Yeet,Like Y'all Knew,I’m Doing a Amazing,Due Long And Grand Poly,’’Wildtoonz’’,Tale,(I Didn’t Include Mini & Lui In This Because There Hath Been Some,’’Problems’’,Along Pedop*ilia,And Stalking Girls With Ohm...:(

@visionaryinsomniac @crimsonbluemoon​ @crazy-cakez​

*Ep. 3:King Gallmaxun’s Scheme...*

(¡Prepare Yourselves,Humans¡),¡Here Comes The Main Villain,Brock Barrus,(Moo),Aka King Gallmaxun...>:3

???:*Sitting In His Throne Of Skulls While Grumbling To Himself*,’’Grr...,¡I Killed My Father,(Cartoonz’s/Ifrit’s Pops),In All Coronation Ceremony,And Now,I’ve Got His Realm By Myself,But Today,I Will Need To Hire 3 Mercs Who Will Be Rid Of My Stepson Ifrit...¡,¡Argh¡’’.

???:’’¡Yes,Lord Gall¡’’.

???:’’Once That I’ll Obtain The Ricinus Setiferum,¡No One Shall Stop Me¡’’, ’’¡Hahahaha¡’’,’’But,Man...,¡My Plan Gonna Become Really...,Really...,Really Successful¡’’.

???:’’¡Yes¡’’.

???:’’Yes...,Indeed...’’.

(Author’s Note:This Ep. Is Really Short,But.After All,I Shall Keep Writing More In ‘Zis Lovely App)...,Heh,Heh,Heh...>:3,Yet,Hahahahah...,If Anyone Can Create a Fanart Of This Story..., Tag Me With,’’Marysartstyle_tylernthedemonsflower’’...

#wildtoonz #oh geez #👹🐷 #im so so happy #tylerandthedemon'sflower #angstwillcomesoon #>:3 #iknowthatthiswillbelong #iwilltageveryone