#hahahah im funny

[maccharliedennis]

what inedible objects can i safely ingest

Anon, you are sending me some very Charlie-Kelly-ass asks right now. I'm pretty sure the DEFINITION of "inedible" is "not safe to eat" so I don't think I can help you out here.

#nsfe #(not safe for eating) #hahahah im funny #moi #I did used to eat sand when I was a kid but i would not reccomend doing that

[redrattlers]

for those interested

#hehe i love wrapped day #my sound town being provo utha usa why is that so funny #isn’t that where byu is im CRYING HAHAHAH #okay but i’m truly a creature of habit like none of this is surprising at all #a big drop in listening hours compared to the last few years but it is what it is ya girl was busy #spotify wrapped #music #if by sharing this i can get one person to listen to alco (or any song off half moon run’s latest album) #ill be a happy camper i love that song so much

[stinkman007]

#HAHAHAH IM SORRY #KSFLKJL #THIS WAS TOO FUNNY TO JUST NOT DO OKAY #mutuals u didnt see this #ehh #happy thursdave #everyone #megadeth #thrash metal #dave mustaine #thursdave #80s metal #yall are lucky i left out the original text on the 2nd pic

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Arthur, the first born: I will grow under any conditions. John, the second born: I think I'm allergic to (tap) WATER

#this is funny #because you know #john can't swim #im so funny #kiss me #hahahah #im kidding #unless #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption memes #red dead redemption #jack marston #john marston #arthur morgan

[vicariousscrolling]

she the on my tis til i ming

@thetisming 💙

#reggie hahahah #im so funny btw

[quillkiller]

cannot believe ”dating” includes having to share bits and pieces of yourself. absolutely sick and twisted

#how do you tell someone you just started seeing that that you dont remember the past 3 years because you let your gf abuse you #HAHA ??????? #’so tell me about your life’ bro i dont know shit if it wasnt this past year #’the pandemic was like this’ bro all i remember was that i had covid at some point other than that its BLANK #AHSHHSHD ? THIS IS RIDICULOUS #how do you have conversations with people you dont really know yet when you CANT REMEMBER THE MAJORITY OF THE PAST THREE YEARS AHSHDJ ??? #laughing hysterically listen i know its not funny but let me fucking cope #jen rants #how do you convince someone to date you when i willingly stayed with someone who hated my guts for three years 😭😭😭 #AND I MOVED IN WITH HER HAHAHAH #PLEASE #how do you fucking date someone when you genuinely struggle with trusting yourself and your instincts #GOD im spiraling a little #how do you ask someone to respect you when you disrespected yourself for such a long time 😭😭😭

[sleepyfitz]

I can no longer hold this gut feeling no more. I have a secret, this mind-boggling thought that has left me sweating furiously. I cannot hold this any longer--

Reader calling König 'My lovely tree bark'

#thats it guys #thats the secret... #ive been holding on for so long... #has finally been out #konig bby im not sorry about this HAHAHAH #könig mw2 #könig call of duty #könig headcanons #könig x reader #im sorry yall i cant do this anymore #its too funny for me #LMFAOO

[scarletlizzard]

Oooo I got another ranking thingy. What movie genre would you say us anons are 🤔

🐨

Absolutely yes yes I love this

Anons as Movie Genres:

🎀 - Animated

🐈 - War

🧊 - Musical

🫖 - Rom Com

🐶 - Action

🐨 - Adventure

🦝 - Horror

🥃 - Action

🦮 - Psychological Thriller

✨️ - Drama

🍄 - Western

#scarletlizzard asks #anons ranked #hahahah #i think im so funny

[australet789]

okay so i was scrolling through pinterest and it just so happened to pop up your marichat art/comic called "rooftop kisses" and it was so similar to the newest episode so i thought it was drawn after but(if i'm correct) it was drawn before the episode came out and i think that's so cool and interesting

Hehehehehehe

HEHEHEHHEE

It was made, indeed in 2017

Here

And not to boast that us Marichat shippers have always known how the dynamic worked...

But we always did :P

NOW WHO IS LAUGHING NOW

#thank you anon once again #we have been knew fandom hated us because we were always right 🤷 #ok im joking but this is super funny hahahah #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml season 5 #anonymous

[thisismeracing]

being Greek and getting sunburned is sooo embarrassing, like what are those Mediterranean genes for😭😭 bestie I've applied the cream everywhere on my back WHAT IS THIS AAAAA

I rarely get sunburned but whenever I do I remember Mick looking like an absolute lobster once and that's a man who understands the pain🙏 and I sure can think of those soft hands applying soothing cream on my skin teehee

-🌻

HAHAHAH I'm sorry, babes!! Apply some aloe, it may help

OMG WDYM I NEVER SAW THIS PIC I-

omggggg *kicking my feet and giggling* I think he would remind you of sunscreen, and he does apply it, but then you have to reapply, and you find an excuse, and when you're back home/in the hotel at night you're all burnt, and he'll probably give you the "I told you so" face but totally let soft kisses on your skin, apply some aloe, and make you drink tons of water. he would be that precious. change my mind

#I FEEL LIKE IM MISSING OUT ON A HUGE EVENT #or maybe I just forgot this picture somehow because that's just me energy #but now Im curious #if you stumble on it pls sent me sunnyyyy #also pretty funny I call you sunny and you can't seem to handle a bit of sun huh #JOKING JOKING HAHAHAH #thots #🌻 anon #ms47 #millies inbox #f1 x reader

[mijikai12]

im seven people at once 😋

#lmao #blogs #i am god #hahahah #im so funny #ikr #post #mijikai12

[kampflesben]

>be upset about something

>go on Tumblr to distract myself

>exact thing I'm upset about

#so funny haha im going to. to. um. hahahah . snap

[arkhmlcst]

father’s day.

the phone won’t stop ringing. she forgot to call out today.

she just lay her bed. awake and yet refusing to open her eyes. her hands are shaking, gripping to sheets that cover her.

— murderer.

…but that wasn’t true, was it ?

— you killed him in cold blood.

he was an awful man. no one can blame her. she doesn’t even remember what happened.

— you should have died.

it was a miracle she escaped. that the dark knight himself rescued her. life has been better ever since then. she’s gotten a job, an apartment, friends. she’s even become a hero.

— they can smell the blood on you. they can tell you’re strange. no one believes you. you can’t even look them in the eyes before they run off frightened.

she doesn’t open her eyes. the weight on her chest feels heavier than the blanket that covered her. she can’t breathe. she doesn’t want to.

#— * drabble #{{ happy Father’s Day! she is Depressed #{{ i referenced a writing meme that a friend wrote the other day WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE HINT HINT #{{ you thought it was going to be a funny reference but it was ME!!! DIO!!! wait no IT WAS ME!!! THE EDGELORD!!! there we go #{{ ur actions affect her a lot more than u think heart emoji heart emoji heart emoji HAHAHAH IM SO MEAN #{{ GRAUGH i love being emo. anyways time to trigger tag #suicidal ideation cw #suicidal ideation tw #( forgotten memory ) / * archived .

[pinkandblueblurbs]

people when u dislike a literal villain for doing awful things:

“B-but he’s so sexy…. he’s so bbygirl!! he said he was sowwy </3”

#HAHAHAH TINA PLZ THAT IMAGE IS SO FUNNY #i think they think im taking some moral high ground #i’m NOT #idc if u like him even tho he’s fucked up #i like plenty of fucked up characters #for me the way he’s portrayed just doesnt leave him with any appeal #i struggle to understand how anyone likes him but i’m not mad or judging anyone dayum #tina 🍬 #❥ you’ve got mail!

[overtlydinosaurian]

Sometimes when I dump out my menstrual cup during my period, I like to look at the clots on the bottom of it like tea leaves in a divination ritual.

Anyway, my clots foresee that I'm fabulous and everyone loves me.

#i don't know how to read tea leaves #or clots for that matter #it's like rorschach test #but more like rorschclot test hahahah im so funny

[itgirlgasly]

im so interested in the theoretical discourse this site would have if some rookie just showed up to Australia with a big fat playboy bunny on his helmet. I cant stop thinking about it

#one side would go hahahah playboy helmet funny the other would go omg playboy magazine literally evil #someone would go omg dont u guys KNOW playboy published XYZ like its part of the CULTURE #and then someone would be like its still a cis white straight man with a playboy helmet #im so...... fantastic possible discourse actually #i have like 40 more arguments for each side btw