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Okay so you know how Lwaxana Troi is daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed?
Well today I learned that the Sacred Chalice of Rixx was named after Rick Berman. However, it is both confirmed in TNG and some of the novels that the Sacred Chalice of Rixx is just a moldy clay pot.
So in other words, Rick Berman is someone who sounds important but in actuality is just a moldy clay pot.
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llithiumstars · 4 months
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i loved this scene in flux buddies
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I am so tired of arguing people this. IF GIOVANNI CAN PRODUCE SOUP AS A NATURAL LIQUID IN HIS BODY, (as shown with his sweat) THEN THERE COULD BE A POSSIBILITY HE CAN CUM SOUP. I'M RIGHT.
how would you guys feel if mod said they've already had this conversation before and agrees with this side
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mobian-fr · 4 months
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The whole NotN I was hoping to hatch a dragon that would work for this lore thing I've been wanting to do. I didn't get one during NotN but I did just hatch one on New Years that works perfectly :)
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wanderingnork · 6 months
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Tav x Lae’zel
When you need your girlfriend to stop bullying people because if she threatens them with death again, your paladin oath will break by proximity.
Tav is she/her | original screenshots by @a-driftamongopenstars, edits by me | please don’t claim as your own
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Ok I apologize for my absolutely filthy mind, but it won’t stop pointing out that mirror sex would take a whole other meaning with that Steve trapped in a mirror fic.
Never apologize for having a filthy mind! Be proud, nourish it!
And to imitate my friend @steveshairychest and being horny on main...there are so many options. So much pining and unresolved tension and...imagine that they get into the habit of Steve giving Eddie orders and encouragements and Eddie fulfilling any wishes his boyfriend has, anywhere he'd like to touch Eddie touches for him and describes how it feels, how he imagines Steve's hands would be.
When the mirror breaks, they have a lot of catching up to do.
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knightposting · 14 days
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I bet Sigrun and Mimir still have an active sex life. He still has a tongue she can just put him down there
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maccharliedennis · 8 months
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what inedible objects can i safely ingest
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Anon, you are sending me some very Charlie-Kelly-ass asks right now. I'm pretty sure the DEFINITION of "inedible" is "not safe to eat" so I don't think I can help you out here.
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strange-doors · 2 years
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I was linked to an outfit challenge on twitter, and decided to draw everyone’s favorite eldritch bog boy again.
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sereniv · 2 years
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slime, if you have
the
time
for
slime
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llithiumstars · 4 months
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krb falloutcast REAL
they own a little farm together
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Unlike that earlier asker, I DO wanna put Rick’s groantube in my mouth (and then still shake him like a dog with a toy)
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mobian-fr · 1 year
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Buddy and Pro Gamer Move
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wanderingnork · 6 months
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Tav x Lae’zel
Tav is she/her | original screenshots by @a-driftamongopenstars , edits by me | please don’t claim as your own
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Me: I love Picard and Crusher a normal amount
Also me: Thrifted a croissant patterned mug specifically because of the “coffee and croissants” bit in Attached
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