#haha unless....... 😳

[starrytect]

*hands u my oc*

#don't ask me to talk about him we will be here for HOURS #haha unless....... 😳 #anyway #his name is emerald :> #art tag #oh cees #emerald nightshade

[pinkishhologram]

those poorly written tacked-on het crushes are sooo much nicer when you read them in a dykebreaking/acebreaking perspective.

oh, that girl had so much chemistry with the other female lead, but got a cookie-cutter boyfriend at the last minute to enforce heteronormative standards? noo, don't worry! that boyfriend just taught her the joys of Men, and fixed her silly delusions <3

that girl could be easily read as aro/ace and the presence of a male love interest only seems to invalidate her whole arc and make her seem kind of bland? don't be silly! he just taught her that she needs a Man to survive, and helped her overcome her fear of real love.

that girl who loses all her personality and development to become the male lead's side piece should be a role model! who needs representation when you can have inspiration like this?

#obligatory i am an aro bisexual woman and this is all fantasy #.....unless someone wants to come into my asks and indoctrinate me for real? haha jkjk..... #unless...😳 #orientation play #dykebreaking #acebreaking #orientation play with aro ppl is sooo underrated #like i just want a good Man to teach me what real Love is! #but people GOTTA keep 'respecting my identity' and 'being decent people' #sighhhhh #someone bully me into changing my mind?

[tennessoui]

what do yall think of a modern au where like. anakin and obi-wan are hired to be extras in the background of a sitcom, and they're paired together to talk at a restaurant/bar while the main characters have drama in the foreground of the scene

but the star actors keep messing up their lines and the scene keeps needing to be reset, so anakin and obi-wan start actually talking while they're waiting for the cameras to turn back on, and there's obviously a lot of instant attraction but also a lot of their talking is about like...the backstory behind their characters (as extras), and each take they decide to do something a little different to see which one can make the other one laugh more

so one take they go in for a hug instead of a hand shake when anakin arrives, another take they're playing footsie under the table the entire time (even if the cameras can't see it), another take, they're mouthing very obvious corny love confessions across the table, and then during what turns out to be the last take, anakin walks onto the set and greets obi-wan with a kiss on his mouth before they sit down to talk

except it's not talking after that, it's just obi-wan sitting there bug-eyed and mouth open, blush blooming across his face

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #of course someone notices these hot extras in the background #and blows up the screen to get a pic of them to post on social media or something #it's also probably right before anakin's career takes off #or right after #so like people know who anakin is #maybe a big movie with him in it as like a plucky side character comes out #!!! oh and then obi-wan is cast in the role of like dorky professor in another big movie totally unrelated #and an interviewer pulls up this blown up photo of one of them #and she's like hey so is this you? #and anakin is like omg haha yes it is 😳😂 it was so unprofessional and if i could find him i would apologize #and obi-wan is asked about it in a different interview for his big project #and he's like?? apologize? i don't accept #unless it comes with another kiss 😘

[en-chi-la-da]

it’s that time again 🙈

#danganronpa #hinadam #sdr2 #what if i put the character tags haha.... just kidding........unless?? 😳 #hajime hinata #gundham tanaka #ari art #the vertical look isnt the best i kno but. ohwell #just open in new tab if u have to im gong to bed #gundhamronpa

[seulgisduwang]

Jason todd in every jaydick fic:

(esp the utrh era fic, bftc era, batman!dick fic) /j

#jaydick #dickjay #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #dick grayson: i’m SICK of this man #also dick grayson: i can change him haha just kidding… unless?😳

[mosaickiwi]

Everything and Anything

I got too goofy about this kink ask with aftercare. [REDACTED] is ~so~ poggers for basic human decency (I am completely serious). An eventful evening leads into soft and silly aftercare. 1k-ish words, GN reader.

cw// sexual content in nature (nothing explicit), non-specific kinks implied and mentioned, degradation and impact play/spanking specifically mentioned, allusions to neglectful aftercare

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

~

You had some vague idea of how things would go. By now, you knew your dark-haired boyfriend never held back in his dedication to your comfort—but you hadn’t expected this. Who knew your casual comments about a few kinks would lead to treatment better than royalty?

Endless conversations of boundaries and what was to come had slotted into the previous week during your nightly pillow talks. Each more thorough than the last, as [REDACTED] always came prepared with research and more questions. They'd even brought a strangely long list of potential degrading pet names for you to decide on—some in languages you didn't speak. Eventually, he was satisfied to put an end to what you were sure being interrogated felt like. That is, if the interrogator saw fit to cuddle and kiss the criminal into a confession.

So the fateful night came, and all had gone well. You had the sore muscles and countless bite marks to prove it. It was what came after that made you feel akin to something worthy of heavenly worship. 

Once you were both dried off from a much needed—and breathtakingly intimate—bath, [REDACTED] began taking inventory of you. Gentle fingers glided over your naked form as he stood behind you, lingering at every mole, mark, and reddened imprint of teeth. He noticed all the small reactions of your body at certain placements of his careful touch, gaze focused on your visage in the mirror while you brushed your teeth. They couldn’t help but bestow a feather light kiss to each spot you barely tensed at to serve as silent apologies.

"Ren," you said once you'd spit your mouthful of toothpaste into the sink. "I told you I'm fine."

Blue eyes pointedly met yours in his reflection. "Really? Y'so sure after that punishment you wanted?" Their hand moved from your hip to lightly pat your bare ass, taking note of the whining gasp you let out. "'Wonder how you're gonna do that little front desk job tomorrow."

"It probably won't hurt by then," you insisted with a rather unsure shrug. As you set your toothbrush next to his untouched one, you looked back at him. "Not gonna brush your teeth?"

"Not quite yet. 'M relishing in the taste of you, Angel." They sensually licked their lips for dramatic effect.

Your nose wrinkled. "I love you, but that's so gross." Still, you raised up on your toes to kiss him, nasty as he was.

~

Dressed in your favorites among their clothes, you were splayed out on your stomach over the bed sheets—in hopes to save your admittedly sore ass come morning. You stared up at your overly doting hacker, who'd resigned himself to playing with your hair in silence. Your mind only wandered at his caress.

You couldn't imagine how you'd gotten so lucky to be their first and only. 

Hours had passed since that intense encounter, and he hadn't left your side except to get things you meekly asked for—it was impossible to ask too much, he'd reminded you. A blanket to warm up, a hot drink to soothe your tired throat, a gentle massage to relax you, and even gentler words of reassuring praise as you'd bathed together in steamy water and afterglow. Their soft, loving touch to bring you to quiet bliss once again in their embrace as you soaked in the bath stayed settled in your mind. It almost completely overshadowed the rough treatment they had you pleading on the verge of tears about earlier.

His actions were above and beyond the bare minimum that others were elated to get. There were myriads of horror stories about terrible partners that completely withdrew after sex, and even more so when performing certain emotionally and physically vulnerable activities on their supposed loved one. You knew he’d never treat you in such a hurtful way. Despite that security, just the thought of it burdened you in the days leading up. To be left to your own devices after the things he whispered in your ear and did to your body—no matter how desperately you welcomed it all—would devastate you. 

"You know you mean the world t'me," he suddenly said, an uneasy frown on his face that brought you back to his focus.

Those words again. Words you'd heard plenty in your relationship, usually accompanied by an embarrassed shrug to explain away some bizarre habit of theirs you'd discovered, or a passionate kiss to soothe both you and themselves. You'd lost count of how much your lover repeated the sentiment tonight. He still must've been worried that you needed soothing in spite of his endless affections. 

You hadn't realized you were holding onto a frown of your own. "I know," you spoke his name with resounding devotion and a soft smile, "You mean the universe to me."

Familiar pink blossomed in surprise on his cheeks, but he quickly caught on to your game. "Y'mean everything to me, Angel. ‘Love you more than anything."

"You mean—" His thumb pressed over your lips to silence you. It was completely stunning. They'd hardly ever stopped you from speaking before, even if it was to scold them.

"Whatever you're trying t'one up me with is already included in everything. So you’re not beating me here," he explained, smug as could be while he loomed ever closer. Ticklish kisses came littered along your cheeks and anywhere else he managed to reach, further encouraged by your laughs of protest.

You successfully wriggled out from their grasp after a few torturous moments. You felt flushed, clothes in disarray from their calculated attack. As you tugged up the sheets to hide under, you teasingly tossed a pillow at him. "Go get me some water, asshole."

He was happy to let the pillow hit him square in the face for your satisfaction. "Anything for you, my love."

#14 days with you #14dwy #14dwy redacted #mentions of: #cw kink #cw degradation #cw impact play #momo writing #pls lmk other cw tags you feel necessary #fucked up my sleep to write this cause this rat won't leave my brain #and i keep writing them so SILLY #it gives me the goo to make them a lil clown i'm so sorry #haha what if i wrote the smut that goes with it /hj #unless? 😳

[spyroforlife]

Mumbo saying that if someone gave him affirmations, he'd fold in on himself

Mumbo then getting all flustered and saying he's blushing after only a few moments of Pearl complimenting him

...praise k-

no. I shan't say it

#trafficblr #trafficshipping #secret life smp #life smp spoilers #mumbo jumbo #haha jk... unless? 😳

[i-just-really-like-renga]

The feminine urge to start a sk8 server because I am so unwell about them

#sk8 #sk8 the infinity #renga #matchablossom #haha jk #unless 😳😳😳

[psychedelicflyingshark]

#bsd #bsd 114 #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd fyodor #im sorry the edit is shit it got misaligned somehow #its dostoyover...... #haha unless? 😳

[octoagentmiles]

octonauts ATLA au 🤲

Barnacles is an EXTREMELY powerful waterbender from the North Pole, with a strong love for icebending—he defaults to it most of the time. He can use all subforms of waterbending, but they're a bit harder.

Kwazii's the Avatar, but he's still a pirate AND he's a natural firebender, so he still has that "scary and dangerous" reputation. He's afraid of using his firebending, because he hates it. Barnacles is teaching him waterbending, and he's pretty good at it. So far he sucks at earthbending, and his airbending is okay, but if he gets worked up it can accidentally come out as fire... which, yeah.

Peso is an airbender, and the first one in his family. He's not very skilled at bending, and he can't fly very well, and sometimes wishes he was a waterbender, like Barnacles. That way he'd be "stronger", and could utilize its healing abilities. He has an epiphany later on in the middle of S3 that makes him realize how powerful he really is, and he learns to fly :)

Tweak is an earthbender, which she inherited from her dad (maybe*). Like Barnacles, she has a love and preference for a specific subtype—in her case it's metalbending. She's very good at it. It's how she builds GUPs so fast.

Shellington is a waterbender. He doesn't use it very much, mainly because he's Not Great at controlling it—so you'll either end up getting lightly spit on or completely drenched in a tsunami by accident.

Dashi is a non-bender (with water tribe ancestry), which puts her at a disadvantage during some missions. However! She has all of her skills from the Canon Universe, plus the extra adaptiveness seen in non-benders in ATLA (Sokka, Suki, etc).

Inkling is also a non-bender, but he has studied the elements and different bending techniques his whole life. He's Kwazii's Monk Gyatso but with less dying.

Octoagents! 👇

Calico Jack is Kwazii's Uncle Iroh. I needn't explain further. His main goal is to teach Kwazii to be less afraid of his firebending.

Natquik is a waterbender, who taught Barnacles everything he knows. He got his penchant for icebending from him. He pretty much invented it. He survived Antarctica by ✨ Becoming One With The Ice™ ✨. He doesn't just study icequakes, he can make them. He can probably spiritbend.

*I'm TORN between making Marsh be an earthbender or a waterbender. If he's an earthbender, then he can't metalbend like Tweak can, but he's still very strong. Like, scarily strong 👀. IF HE'S A WATERBENDER, then he's a swampbender, full stop.

Tracker is an airbender, mainly because of how he's clearly paralleling Peso's arc in AnB. He was the only airbender in his Polar Scouts troop, and he got picked on for it a bit—but Barnacles thought it was cool as heck, and that's how they became friends.

Do I need to explain Paani being a waterbender? No I do not. He's probably VERY powerful, but very chillax about it. He successfully freaks out everyone who witnesses him bend every time. He can part the seas like freaking Moses.

Pearl is a waterbender like Shellington; she's not super strong, but she has a LOT more control over it than he does. Peri will be a waterbender as well, but he hasn't unlocked it yet. He's trying very hard because he wants to be like his mum and uncle SO badly.

Min could easily be a bender of any kind and it would make sense, but I kinda wanna say she's a non-bender. Just cuz ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Earthbender Ryla. That's all. It makes it a lot easier to get out of caves when she's stuck. She's very casual about it. So casual, that most people either forget or don't even realize she's a bender until it comes up. Then they're like "oh yeah." as she literally moves mountains.

Airbender Pinto, who has no clue how to control it. Whenever he gets frustrated with himself, he accidentally creates small tornadoes. He can also fly! He likes to brag about it. a lot. mainly to Peso.

Waterbender Koshi, who hasn't discovered that about herself yet. She's in for a fun time when she figures it out. Remember how happy she was when she got her Octowatch? Yeah :) 10x that. I also imagine their family is full of late bloomers, but because of Dashi she has pretty low expectations for herself right now.

#can you guess what im rewatching ? ✨ xD #👀👀 what if 👉👈 someone drew this 😳 haha jk........... unless 😳 #octonauts #marsh being an earthbender is mainly because this entire post was inspired by watching the feuding tribes episode of atla #and the tour guide reminding me of marsh. #anyway rip to the dashi fans but sokka and uncle bumi are my favs so i promise my decision for her was made with love 🫶🤣 #avatar kwazii avatar kwazii Avatar Kwazii AVATAR KWAZII #i am right #ty for your time #octonauts au #self indulgent post time #ps worldbuilding stuff: #most birds descend from the air temples‚ but penguins are weird so they're usually waterbenders if they're benders at all– #which is why peso is an airbender‚ plus the first one in his family to bend at all #pinto came right after him‚ but since peso would've been off being an octonaut he didn't have anyone around to mentor him #also pirates have mixed ancestry from every nation. but the majority of pirates Don't Like the avatar so uh yeah rip kwazii iykwim– #he might be the first avatar to be a pirate in history just bc i think that'd be neat for the ✨ story ✨ #also bianca and hugo would both be waterbenders too btw #one of the cubs is a non-bender but idk who. maybe orson. #ALSO the airbenders were never wiped out in this au #the War™ never really happened but firebenders are still Scary bc of the whole Fire Is Destruction thing #idrk what the Story of this au is except for like— kwazii is the avatar. he was abandoned by his family. he joins the octonauts to help-- #--bring peace to the world + nature etc. so basically the canon plot of the og show but with magic ✨ /hj #long post #surprised i haven't hit the tag limit yet #ok byebye end post

[crow-in-springtime]

There is nothing in Hamlet to suggest that the characters don’t listen to lesbian pop. Therefore, every character in Hamlet listens to lesbian pop. In this essay I will

#posting this to satisfy the demon in my head that keeps telling me to write a hamlaertes fic to Casual as if I’m not starting school in #like 4 days and also have 10000 other more important things to be writing. #hamlet #what if I made a hamlet playlist using only sapphic/queer artists? haha jk…..unless 😳 #for legal reasons this is a joke #ky’s gallery

[caffeinatedopossum]

Haha what if all the overwhelming rage I'm suddenly feeling is actually just 21 years of accumulated injustices that I'm only now starting to feel because my self esteem is improving. But then because it's so overwhelming that it feels genuinely unsafe to both myself and those around me for me to express it, I have to repress it further and the only way I know how to do that is to lower my self esteem again so that I don't feel angry cause I no longer feel like I ever deserved better

#haha what if? jk jk... unless 😳 #anyways. how do you express anger like this safely #seriously please help me i need advice im going nuts #i feel like the people i know now have never treated me bad but ive never required them not to (they just do it on their own) #and in some fucked up way i guess this makes me mad at them as if they are treating me badly? #idk. idk how to explain it and when i do it sounds fucking dumb #i dont want to get angry at people who arent doing anything wrong and demand them to do better when its not really about them at all #does any of this make sense #im having feelings that dont reflect my current reality and then feeling ashamed about that 👍 as i tend to do

[liverpool-enjoyer]

"at least until tomorrow" we love a realistic king 😭

#ok but what is leverkusen drops a disasterclass #haha jk jk... unless? 😳 #thomas muller #bayern munich

[theneonflower]

I want to like. Join an [active] promare/galolio discord server

#haha jk unless 😳 #pls im like dying i need to talk about this stupid fucking movie

[damn-it-a-hogwarts-legacy-blog]

K I’ve had enough fandom pettiness for one day. It’s time for a palette cleanser. I’m cleaning out my drafts and finding some good shit I just started and never finished?? lol

Sometimes I have this silly idea about finding someone who is as dedicated to shipping their MC with Sebastian as I am about shipping mine with Ominis, and getting together to break the laws of the in-game universe in a collab where both Ominis and Sebastian get to marry an MC.

Like, NPC x NPC ships are all very well and good, I adore so many of them (raising my glass to the Sebinis shippers thank you for keeping me alive with your amazing art), something about shipping these two with MCs just makes my heart so happy. I wanna write about my MC and Ominis being lifelong friends with Sebastian and his MC spouse, and both couples regularly visiting each other to hunt poachers or play crambo or something lol. I think all it would take is something simple like conveniently not mentioning anything to do with ancient magic, or making up some contrivance or AU in which there were actually multiple ancient magic users, idk :)

#hogwarts legacy #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #sebastian sallow #Sebastian sallow x mc #just silly thoughts #haha jk….. unless 😳

[candycryptids]

Trying my hardest not to make a male au-ra and a half elezen boy....................

Oh my goddddd you’re so valid and I Feel It. I’m a terrible enabler. I say Do It but also I totally misread your ask the first time and thought you were wanting to make a Half Au’ra-Elezen and I was like 👁️👄👁️ (Shakes visibly)

👉👈 I’m still trying to hammer down anything about this elezen in my brain, it’s like. I’ve got ideas for both genders and/or character models so I’m >:0

#but I’m not about to make TWO GUYS at once. that’s craaaaazy. haha. unless 🫢 #I also thought about ‘why not use both concepts and trans the gender’ but that’s that’s not satisfying my worms #also I keep running circles around ‘Came Back Wrong’ aspects like. listen I know Hildibrand came out of a grave because he’s a freak and #we love that for him but what if we did it again 😳🥴 #‘why?’ not sure yet gonna be real with you. lmfao. #but I think it would be cool + also I love giving characters chronic problems #Tuesday has chronic pains and crutches/prosthetics in non-ffxiv aus 😔 #rambles more in the tags aaaaa sorry you’re super welcome to bounce ducks or ramble about your little guys if you wanna btw