Joseph.. Is a hoe. A big hoe.
And suddenly the strange creature would be gone. Not a trace of them left. Absolutely vaporized.
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That makes them doubtlessly, clearly, absolutely, unequivocally, beyond any doubt, GUILTY
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i was inspired
Hello I've come to make an announcement. VOLO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER! He tried to steal my fucking plates. That's right. He took his stupid fuckin' hat off and he tried to steal my fucking plates! and he said his hair was "Thiiiss cool" and I said: "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a call out post on the request board. Ginkgo Guild Volo, You've got stupid hair! It looks like this Celebi except waayyyy stupider! and guess what? Here's what my hair looks like! That's right baby! All fluff, two points, no imitation. Look at that! it looks like two horns and a Zigzagoon! He tried to steal my plates, so guess what? I'm gonna steal his legendary! That's right that's what you get! My super origin ball! Except I'm not gonna catch Giratina, I'm gonna go higher! I'm gonna catch the horse!!! How do you like that Kamado?! I captured Arceus you Idiot! You have twenty three hours before the sPPPace time distortions consume the fucking guild. Now get out of my sight before the distortions get you too!
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