#guest appearance by Jinbe

[aspiringtrashpanda]

🔥ICHIJI x NAMI🍊

For my spontaneous event, which can be found here!  This one was a Twitter request!

*AU where Nami is scoping out the wedding in disguise*

No Warnings Apply

“It’s chaos, Jinbe,” Nami pursed her lips as she lifted the powdered cushion, dabbing foundation on her cheekbones.  “No one will even notice me.”

“It’s better to be safe than sorry,” Blue skin flashed in the tiny mirror of the compact, the fishman too large for the window into the Mirror World.  “I still wish you had disguised your hair.”

“I’m not the –" She paused, falling silent and resuming the application of her makeup as members of the Charlotte family sauntered by, laughing amongst themselves at some inside joke.  Nami knew that she was hardly worth noting between the looming towers of baked goods, the edible decorations as far as the eye could see.  

Though, Jinbe was right.  She had to play it safe.

Once Big Mom’s children had disappeared into the massive crowd milling around the colossal wedding cake, Nami tried again.  “I’m not the only red head in the world,” She scoffed, “It was nice enough for Bege to give me an outfit.  I wasn’t about to ask him to find me a wig.”

She was fairly positive she overheard Pedro make a comment involving dye, but the look on her face spurred Chopper to draw her attention, “Any sign of Sanji, Nami?”

She shook her head, realizing after the fact that the motion was probably lost in the small mirror, just a flash of her lips from side to side.  “Not yet,” She frowned, “If they planned a traditional wedding, I probably won’t have eyes on him until the ceremony.”

“They’ll have to get him to the wedding cake somehow,” Jinbe countered, “Let us know his condition as soon as you see him.”  

“If Big Mom has harmed a single hair on Sanji-san's head,” Brook cried shrilly in the background, “I’ll have a bone to pick with her – I have so many, after all!  Yo ho ho ho!”

Nami bit back a groan, sighing, “I’ll let you know.  Laying low until then won’t be very difficult.  It seems like every royal family in all the Blues are here.”

“Remember,” Pedro cut through the chatter on the other side of the mirror, “You’re Naomi, princess of the Bellemera Kingdom.”

“They don’t call me the cat burglar for nothing,” She rolled her eyes, applying one last layer of lipstick, “I’ve got this.”

And with that, she snapped the compact closed, slipping it into the petite clutch she grasped in her hands, covered by elbow length gloves of the finest ivory lace.  Smoothing her wine-red dress over her thighs, she kept her eyes and ears peeled for any important information as she wandered about the tea party.  

She had to blend in, had to appear as if she belonged.  Such an event, wedding aside, acted as a reunion of allies, of old friends.  A person on their own stood out like a sore thumb.  Though, it wasn’t as if she could waltz right up to a stranger and con them into familiar conversation.  No, she had to take a different approach.  

When were guests most often on their own at a lavish party?

A sly smile tugged at her lips as she sauntered over to a table teeming with pastries, cookies, cupcakes, and more.  Baked goods arranged in tiered layers of rose, of blush, of vanilla created edible bouquets, one look prompting Nami’s stomach to grumble and her mouth to salivate.  

Slipping off her fancy gloves, she let her fingers hesitate over the cupcakes, debating which one to choose.  Did she go with the floral piping?  The sparkling sugar crystals?  The chocolate sprinkles?

“Careful, you might make the baker jealous.”

“Hmm?” Nami whirled around on her heel, her nose nearly skimming the white frills of a familiar dress shirt.  

Vinsmoke Ichiji stood before her, arrogant smirk flashing perfect teeth, dark shades reflecting the carefully veiled surprise in Nami’s eyes.  His crimson hair seemed to be styled with extra care for the big event, the coifs bouncing gently as he tilted his head to the side.  Though Nami could not see his eyes, the nervous stutter of her heart told her he was dragging his gaze over her, slow and steady, taking in every detail of her figure.  

“Those cupcakes look awful ugly next to you, beautiful,” He answered after a while, sweeping his burgundy cape to the side and gesturing to the edible display behind her.  

Nami blinked, trying to gather her wits.  She was better than this.  She wouldn’t be thrown off by a handsome man!

Wait, handsome?

She offered Ichiji a frown, turning her nose up in dismissal as she lifted a cupcake from the table.  “I’m sorry, I don’t socialize with those below royalty,” She swiped her finger through the pink icing – fluffy and enticing.

“Lucky for you, I am royalty.  I do believe Germa 66 is better known than,” He paused, a gloved hand curling around her wrist, his grin glinting devilishly, “The kingdom of Straw Hats, wouldn’t you say?”

Then, he lifted her finger to his lips, popping the digit into his mouth.  She shivered as his tongue lapped at the icing on her fingertip, his shades slipping on the bridge of his nose to reveal piercing eyes that begged her not to look away.

Nami suddenly felt as though her body was on fire, and her frantic heartbeat did little to inform her if it was due to fear or excitement.  She cursed herself mentally.  She had to focus!

“Why don’t you join me for a cocktail before the ceremony?” He released her finger with an audible pop, his confidence radiating from him, stoking the flames burning her skin. “I do enjoy the company of beautiful women, commoner or not.”  

As Nami followed him, knees wobbly from desire, she double checked that the compact in her clutch was firmly closed.

Sanji could never hear about this.  

#One Piece Fanfiction #vinsmoke ichiji #vinsmoke ichiji fanfiction #ichiji x nami #nami fanfiction #drabbles #aspiringtrashpanda #drabble request

[frobin]

EVERYONE...

...

please try to not send so many "why X and Y is not a thing" in my inbox.

I appreciate that you want to know my opinion. I really do. Also for other ships!

But please also understand that I am no expert for any of the other ships!

I'm a person who can tell you in detail about FRobin and the fandom surrounding it and give my headcanons about the story and the Strawhats. I can try to give my honest opinions and ideas - as a storyteller - about what is going to happen in One Piece (probably not correct but with good reasoning, lol).

But I try to stay neutral about other ships! I do ship other stuff of course. But they don't belong here even though I sometimes slip... I am far from perfect (it's not hard to find my main or art blog, lol).

I am very much a friend of ship and let ship! So if someone is shipping Law and Robin, they can do that. If they love Nami and Robin, they are absolutely fine. They like Robin and Jinbe, good for them. They ship Franky and Book, more power to them. They enjoy Franky and Zoro, hey why not. Franky and Doflamingo, unusual but be my guest.

Just don't try to argue why FRobin is not a thing. Because I know it's not a thing. But your ship is also not a thing. We're in a stalemate, friend.

Yes, you can come into my inbox and tell me why for example Zoro and Sanji is going to become canon and not Zoro and Robin and I will answer to that and give you the platform... but that is not the point of this blog!

This blog is first and foremost PRO FRobin.

Give me FRobin headcanons and ideas (like some of you already do and I love you for that!!!) or post on your blog too so I can reblog your stuff! Headcanon, texts, analysis, ideas!

And I'm sorry if that is not what you hope for but this is what I made this blog for. To create a place for people to find Franky/Robin content to have a place to talk about it and to find other fans.

Anway, I'm still working through all your asks. right now every 24 hours two posts are coming out of the queue. To answer the asks it takes a few hours most of the time, sometimes because tumblr decides to bugger off and eat the post and I have to rewrite it or maybe because I reread some chapters or rewatch a whole movie. I don't take any of your asks lightly.

Which reminds me:

Hey anon, whos' asks I consider a Troll ask because of the way it is asked and the time it appeared in my in-box... sure smells like stirring the shit to me.

So, if you weren't a Troll, consider how you ask your questions...

But to answer it: I don't think Oda even thinks about the people behind the ships. He might know which ships exists and have opinions about those but won't think about the people behind them except for maybe "lol, girls.".

I know I wouldn't think about the people behind the ships if I were a famous author. And I don't think about the people behind other ships nowaday. Why would I? I rather concentrate on the peole who are shipping with me and try to create a good time for them! I sometimes wonder what kind of people are here with me...

I think it's people who might be disappointed by their parents, who enjoy wholesome relationships, are into height differences and love it when the man, not afraid of his emotions is adoring their badass wife. They might be mostly on the oder side 25+ but some are also younger. They are more silent and calm but often very dedicated.

That is how I see FRobin fans. And still this is so vague and I like to think I'm an expert. But everyone is different.

...

Anyway, everyone please be patient with me. I do have a real life and I have other fandom blogs too. I try! I really do!

If you all read this, thank you so much.

#Frobin #Modpost #rant #text #long post #graphic #One Piece #One Piece shipping #Now I'm writing down what happened in one of my last DnD sessions. It's 21:00 #I answered and organised questions on this blog the whole day #I wanted to write fanfiction #this is my dedication to this ship #to this blog #I'm tired #kon

[mamamittens]

It's time for their strongest attacks!

I'll refer to them by their card suit name to make it easier on myself, but here's the breakdown for anyone who hasn't seen my card suit au Ace designs.

Top left - Clover/Club

Top right - Heart

Bottom left -Diamond (Exquisite Control au Ace)

Bottom right - Spade

Center - Ann (just female Ace redesign, tbh)

Might add a break here when I'm not on mobile, lol

Brief mentions of suicidal tendencies.

Clover

There's no name for this attack because Clover has repressed his devil fruit due to trauma in his childhood and guilt!

But if it did? It would be called Greek Fire, because it will never go out unless Clover makes it or is killed/knocked out.

It's just an uncontrollable explosion of fire that spreads much like when Gray Town Terminal burned.

He'll end up trapped in his own memories until he faces his trauma head on and conquers it.

The further his mental spiral goes the more devastating the fire becomes.

Best solution is to either get away fast or break through his mental block (Aka, GET LUFFY). Garp will knock him out but the trauma will remain cause that man kinda sucks with emotional support and Clover looks up to him. He'll probably be worse off because he'll view it as failing his grandfather.

Obviously, Whitebeard and Co will also have an easier time getting through but he won't tell anyone wtf his trauma is willingly. So not exactly a plan I'd count on in a pinch unless you're willing to shelf the trauma unpacking for the next time he implodes from stress.

Diamond

Hellfire. Though calling it an attack is misleading.

It's really just him letting go of his inhibitions and using his fire with pinpoint accuracy and control.

A real 'scorched Earth' kind of move.

Capable of spontaneously combusting anything remotely flammable and boiling the nearby ocean through proximity.

He has a spooky level of control for his fire and it is hella scary. Think the prom scene in Carrie.

In theory you could knock him out, but he'll definitely see you coming cause he's completely calm like this.

Very confidently in control almost to the point of arrogance. But his temper is gone at this point, so definitely don't insult him or do anything stupid.

He gets really cruel like this.

Heart

Firecracker.

He's literally punching you with a contained firework. Usually preceded by smaller cracks of fire to blind his opponent.

If you can see past that, well, you still have to deal with his normal punch strength amplified by the force of an explosion.

Best advice is to dodge like hell, cause this won't be pretty if it hits you.

And watch out for rogue sparks. He can let smaller pops go off without direct contact.

Overall pretty brutal to all the senses.

Spade

Icarus' Fall. Usually preceded by a variation of Phoenix Rise to shoot him high into the air.

The most dangerous part is how it looks like it fails. By design. A very calculated risk and very indicative of his low-key suicidal drive.

Essentially, he launches himself high into the air to the point that the atmosphere thins out. Then, he passes out. His fire goes out. And he falls.

Have you ever seen a contained fire that suddenly got more oxygen? Like a candle you snuff out by placing the lid over it and lifting it too soon? How it bursts back to life? Yeah. This is that in action and with style.

When the oxygen and sensation of falling wakes him back up, his fire explodes out again and drives him down like a rocket.

How he ended his fight with Jinbe so quickly.

Everyone hates this move and everything it stands for because one wrong move and he's dead.

Not something Spade does lightly, though, so there's that.

Ann

Comet Strike! It's a lot like Firecracker, but just a straight ball of plasma fire.

The most dangerous part is how she controls it's trajectory and often fakes out her opponents by launching it and making it curve around them to hit her real target.

Of course, getting hit is no picnic either, cause it has a lot of punch to it. Often exploding on impact, the heat alone scorching.

She also can hit it like she's playing baseball with a massive bat. You know. Like Dadan's club. For extra distance hits of course, usually starting off with bigger balls of fire so they don't end up uselessly sailing through the air.

She can also make them break into smaller balls on impact for more spread damage but it gets a little wacky and out of control. Maybe a move she perfects later.

And that's it! That's my beans! Hope you guys enjoyed this silly thought I had.

That Work It Out event is still going, by the way, one last slot left!

@secretsnailor

@marco--the--phoenix

#one piece #portgas d ace #ace one piece #card suit au #portgas d ann #au headcanons #of my own design cause im wild like that #guest appearance by Jinbe #in tiny pixel glory like a where's Waldo

[heyitsdoe]

Got any HCs for Modern AU Hawkeye, Hancock, and Jinbe?

Hello! I don't write for Jinbei, but I'll gladly do Mihawk and Hancock for you! ^_^ There's something really fun about the modern AU versions of the characters. I hope you enjoy these <3

Dracule Mihawk

You will never find this man in Walmart or an equally 'lower end' department store. He doesn't trust cheap things, in any aspect of life. He expects and demands quality, and so he'll pay the higher prices of the higher end markets and stores to get the sort of quality he's looking for.

He's wealthy, but none of that was inherited to him. He's built up his fortune with his own two hands.

He prefers the old fashion way of romance. Mihawk won't put himself out there on a dating app, he'll chance upon you in his every day life. With the prevalence of technology nowadays, he can't help but want something different and tangible. Letters, communication face-to-face, the whole shebang. You wouldn't be wrong if you thought it was similar to the plot of a romance novel.

Mihawk has a bad case of resting bitch face. So even if he has admirers in the double digits, most are too intimidated by him to approach or strike up a conversation. He doesn't mind too much, as sometimes he just doesn't want to be bothered, but occasionally he feels as though he can't connect with others as he'd like.

Loves to invite others over for special occasions. He's a natural host and his home is large enough for several dozen guests to mingle or relax comfortably. He's most notable for his classy New Years Eve parties.

He's likely to live in a penthouse in a big city, or even a private condo in a gated community. Either way, he'll prefer a place with a good view.

He's frequently mistaken to be Italian or Spanish, when he is in fact Romanian. He's long given up on trying to correct people, but it still annoys him.

It's a common belief that Mihawk never laughs, but this isn't the case. He just has a different sense of humor than what is going around on the internet (memes don't really do it for him) and rarely finds things funny. But when he does come across something he finds humorous, it catches people off guard.

Loves to cook for friends, and try new recipes. Will make any excuse to have people over to try his cooking. Really wants feedback on what they like and don't like, since he enjoys adjusting recipes to make them better.

His wine collection is small, but catered. He's tried many types and brands and flavors, and only keeps on hand what he likes the most. No need to waste space with wines he'll likely never drink again.

Enjoys the arts. Plays, ballets, art galleries, etc. Recognizes the importance and skill required to create such works of art (in any form) and does his best to show his gratitude to those who provide that to the world.

Boa Hancock

Has an Instagram account, and posts the very best pictures you've ever seen. Will not ever interact with any of her followers. Treats the app like an archive of her best looks. Routinely uses the block button for those who are a little too eager to talk to her.

You'd best believe that Boa is the owner of a highly successful and profitable company. She regularly promotes the message of empowering women, of being unapologetic about who you were, and the marketing of her business reflects that too.

Does not hire men. Or, if she must, they are paid less and given less influential jobs in the company. And if called out about the lack of equality within her own business, tells dissenters that she won't change anything until the rest of the companies do the same for their women across the industry.

Frequently appears on Forbes, and though her public reputation is controversial, she's recognized as an extremely influential person in the sphere of women's rights and business. Doesn't ever smile for her pictures.

Loves gaudy jewelry. Is unapologetic about it too. Even if it isn't fashionable, she'll buy the biggest and heaviest earrings and bracelets she can find. Thinks they have more personality than the simple gold and silver things that many other people wear.

Despite her dedication to her business, Boa is very active in her community. She hosts many seminars and establishes support structures to those in need. While her focus is on women, some of them provide resources and help for children as well.

Boa isn't entirely against dating. But her partner would not be anyone with a public image. She'd prefer to date someone who isn't famous, isn't looking to get famous, and will understand that she is meant for big things that take up most of her time. Her relationship with them isn't kept secret, per se, but she doesn't talk about it.

She is very close with her sisters, and sees them as often as she can. They'll take vacations together around the world.

She's tried her hand at photography in her spare time, but rarely gets the chance to. None of these personal photographs include her.

Is just as comfortable wearing yoga pants and an old t-shirt as she is wearing designer dresses. Prefers comfort over style, when not attending a public event. Boa really doesn't care what she's wearing, and will tell you off if you comment on her not 'looking pretty' all the time.

Has considered adoption many times, though isn't sure she has the time to give a child under her care the proper attention and nurturing it needs.

Boa has few friends but is extremely loyal and dedicated to those she has. Will do what she can to support those she cares deeply about.

Treats others with the same respect they extend to her. While she may have preconceived notions about men in general, her demeanor towards you won't change until you've proven to be a decent or terrible person, in her opinion. First impressions are your only chance with her.

Has Boa been described as a bitch? Yes. Does she give a single fuck? You can bet your ass she does not.

#dracule mihawk #mihawk #boa hancock #hancock #one piece #one piece hcs #one piece x reader #request #m00nlight101

[cyb-by-lang]

Ocean Stars Falling Chapter 20 Preview

Working on four different things at once has a tendency to turn actual progress speed into a mess, so here, have a reward for your patience!

Eventually shit hit the fan, because of course it did. Or the midden hit the windmill, or whatever other old-timey variation anyone around me would have understood. The point is that, much like a world populated by ninja and samurai rather than everything under the sun (and a few that were not), peaceful days never lasted among an oceangoing world of pirates. Back in Konoha, managing to get three or more months’ reprieve from the rigors of random S-class threats wasn’t uncommon, because it was an established village and ANBU didn’t need to yell “Constant vigilance!” in the Hokage’s ear when he was at least as wary and watchful as they were. The village’s reputation generally did the rest, which meant most Konoha shinobi could generally expect to still be able to go home at the end of a mission and have the apartment still there. I knew I did.

Now, Whitebeard was more widely feared than the Yellow Flash, even if he hadn’t personally visited death upon many of the people who trembled at his name. Their world was just too big for that kind of personal touch, and shinobi were basically confined to one continent on ours. Harming a Whitebeard Pirate was verboten, and the authority people would answer to was the man himself.

This did not stop complete assholes from causing trouble. Namur was the one to ask about it, after the fact.

Because the Whitebeards were in a town under their protection, they tended to spread out and act like tourists as much as anyone else did, with the bonus that they were effectively pickpocket-proof by virtue of also being a bunch of scoundrels. With escorts from an older and more powerful crew, the Straw Hats and the Cobalt Lionesses had effective free reign as long as they were courteous. Some of Yugito’s followers may have forgotten a few of their basic manners due to their time in prison (like remembering the buying power of beri as opposed to a grasping hand), but a few quick reminders from the locals and their pirating senpais smoothed the way. There weren’t as many punches as one would expect.

The Straw Hats fanned out all over the place. While Zoro was busy challenging Vista to a fight—because of course he was—Nami, Sanji, Gaara, and Brook went shopping, and Robin took Fū, Usopp, Franky, and Chopper to find the Poneglyph, only Luffy stuck by the Moby Dick at all. Part of it was that Ace was introducing Luffy to all of the Whitebeard Pirates. The other consideration was a very protracted (and distracted) discussion of crew strength relative to the challenges of the New World. As guests of the Ryugu Kingdom, we hadn’t technically wandered back into the nastiest ocean on the planet just yet. Luffy, as the Straw Hats’ captain, had to make the call for his crew in the end. I was still concerned that, aside from Gaara and perhaps Fū, none of them were really ready for the nearly vertical difficulty curve that awaited them past the Red Line. Actually explaining that to him, though, was going take all day.

Then Ace threw Luffy hard enough to put a crater in the seafloor, which I considered an issue between siblings and left alone.

Jinbe disappeared, taking Koala along with him to meet the Sun Pirates when they docked a few hours after “dawn” broke. Sabo followed, with a token reassurance to Ace and Luffy that he wouldn’t get lost or kidnapped or set on fire again—or at least not without them to either act as backup or point and laugh. The rest of the Revolutionaries decided to spread out, with Ivankov at the head, and descended on the highest-end fashionable shops they could find. I wasn’t sure if they expected a discount or not, but perhaps it was just as well that they explored.

Anyway, that was the gist of the situation after breakfast. It seemed peaceful enough. With the Tailed Beasts floating around, even after their second and then third Bubbly Coral purchases, Fishman Island was effectively our new field trip destination.

As a result, Yugito, Naruto, Utakata, and I all decided to travel together. With no pirates (other than our friends) to worry about, we could go as fast or slow as we wanted, with no concern for anyone else being able to keep up.

“What’ll happen after this?” Naruto asked, after we’d stopped our meandering around Coral Hill for a little bit.

“After what?” Utakata didn’t appear to be paying particular attention, more preoccupied by the fraying of his coat sleeves, but none of us were fooled. Naruto had a way of worming into people’s hearts.

“After whatever we’re doing here.” Naruto lifted both his arms to effectively encompass the entirety of Fishman Island, or perhaps the world. “Like, Kei-sensei told me we’re gonna help you with your revenge, and once we meet up with Mom and Octopops, it’ll be a piece of cake. But no one’s found the Four-Tails anywhere and we’re still running with pirates and Revolutionaries and stuff.” He let his arms drop. “And I think the Straw Hats are gonna need to take a training mission for like a year if they wanna keep up with the rest of us. That means Fu and Gaara aren’t going to be doing much if we don’t go home.”

“And to be honest, it was only ever a theory that we would go home once our task was completed,” Yugito remarked, in a tone that was rather grim.

Not that I blamed her. “Or a hope,” I agreed, looking down at the tops of my shoes. I crossed my arms over my chest and sighed. “I still miss everyone back home too much to feel like Gaara and you do, Yugito, but…”

“It’s not worth worrying about now,” Utakata said firmly. When I looked at him, his level stare gave way to something deliberately cold. He broke eye contact first, saying, “We’ve left an imprint here, but until we progress further, there is no way to know what the result may be. And I refuse to panic until we have something real to fear.”

Spoken like a textbook veteran shinobi.

I didn’t believe him for a second.

“Kei-sensei,” Naruto interrupted after a second, “isn’t that the place?”

Thatch had said something about a Madame Shyarly and her famous prophecies while handing out fritters at breakfast, and I was enough of a nerd that I wanted to hear the second major oracle of my life in person. Gamamaru was accurate, but vague, and I wanted to know if the mako shark mermaid was any different. Unfortunately, that meant we’d be visiting a hostess club during peak hours, so who knew if we’d ever get a chance to see her.

There was a line going around the block by the time we got there. Naruto craned his neck and stood on the balls of his feet, making a token attempt to see over a crowd that was mostly taller than him or floating in convenient bubble rings if they didn’t have feet for locomotion. Utakata, despite having gotten his customized bubble wand from Usopp a few days ago and being more than capable of outperforming the Bubbly Coral devices we’d seen, left our group’s sole genin to struggle. Yugito looked like she wanted to at least ask how long the wait was going to be, but couldn’t lower herself to actually asking anyone.

I hung back and was going to wait, and then things happened.

“I must lodge a complaint,” Matatabi’s voice said, ringing out across the entire city directly below her. She’d apparently followed us from the Moby Dick, accompanied by a miniscule clone of Shukaku as a passenger.

As everyone looked up, she lifted a rear leg past the bubble ring around her ribs and kicked behind one of her ears, dislodging something the size of a human torso. It crashed into the ground hard enough to imbed itself in the stone, and Yugito was the first to investigate after the crowd cleared out and the dust settled. No one wanted to be in the immediate area if the fire-cat got pissed off enough to put her size and strength to good use, after all.

Yugito, with her eyes flashing Matatabi’s colors for just a second, tore the weapon out of the ground with all the effort she’d displayed when using Minotaurus’s club. She hefted the oversized battle axe one-handed, testing its weight, before saying aloud, “She didn’t see where it came from. Did any of you?”

#ocean stars falling #Chapter preview #Keisuke Gekko #Yugito #Utakata #Naruto Uzumaki #Matatabi

[vally-00]

One piece 860 spoilers

Source: Zoro4Prez2016 (Oro Jackson Forums)

Ch. 860 10:00 Opening of the Reception Pekomz has been left by himself at the eastern bay entrance. Aladine and the others have left the island according to Jinbe's instructions. Flashback Jinbe gives a detailed explanation of the roulette The numbers written on the roulette collectively represent the number of victims fallen to the punishments. Jinbe, who wasn't going to suffer that ridiculous punishment, gave instructions for them to make a break for it from the island in the confusion of the incident at the tea party. End Flashback The Vinsmokes are walking through the castle, and the ceremony location appears to be a rooftop. The guests to the tea party arrive one after another. Loan Shark King "The God of Fortune" - Le Feld Red Light District Queen - Stussy Great Mortician - Drug Pietro The World Economic Journal President "Big News" - Morganz The Veteran Warehouse "The Concealer" Giberson The King of Shipping "Deep Current" Umit They all arrive to the rooftop by a candy escalator made by Perospero. In font of the place of the tea ceremony, Organ Trader Jigra is making a fuss about getting inside. He is stubbornly refusing to a bodycheck by Bege, but is shot someone and loses his life. There is a lone figure on the top of the gate. Big Mom Pirates - One of the 3 Sweet Commanders The Second son of the Charlotte Family Charlotte Katakuri - 1,057,000,000 bounty According to Bege, he is an extremely troublesome man and monster whose bounty has exceeded 1 billion and has honed his Observation Haki to such a degree that he can see a little bit into the future Katakuri explains that he saw into the future that Jigra attempted to assassinate Big Mom. Big Mom arrives at the location, and the Tea Party begins. End

#one piece spoilers

[roomshxmbles]

please tell us about the wedding afterparty

pffffff omg ok so

after the wedding dance goes surprisingly without any hitches (save from luffy treading on law’s feet a couple of times) sanji opens the free-for-all bar and there is basically a riot to grab all the alcohol, zoro actually has to fight off some guests to protect his stash of beer and sake. 

franky presses a button intended to let a disco ball drop from the ceiling but the entire ceiling accidentally caves in as blaringly loud cheesy 70s music plays. franky still looks really pleased with himself. law sighs and manages to room-shambles the pieces back in place

bonney and luffy are fucking devouring the buffet and law just looks over at his now-husband shovelling chicken wings into his mouth in a white wedding dress like what the fuck. 

nami is a little drunk and she’s been giving vivi ‘the look’ all evening. vivi is just smiling, unaware, next to jinbe who’s trying to keep everyone in check like an uncle. whenever anybody knocks over a drink or a table he potters over and picks it up for them. 

zoro and kidd have started an impromptu drinking competition and sanji is screaming his head off because “I MADE ALL THESE FANCY FUCKING COCKTAILS AND ALL YOU WANT IS BEER AND SAKE” 

shanks is absolutely plastered as well and he keeps yelling “CHUG” at mihawk, at completely random intervals, even when there isn’t a drink in front of him, mihawk is sitting very stiffly on the edge of his stool looking with dead eyes at zoro. his pupil. the one who could surpass him. currently hopping the bar and spinning sanji around in a drunken whirlwind much to the cook’s utter disdain. perona basically appears out of nowhere to scold zoro and then she spots mihawk and how soulless his eyes look and she wonders if she’s accidentally used her powers on him

meanwhile all the strawhats decide making law drunk would be the funniest thing in the world. nami bets zoro 1000 beli he can’t do it and zoro is a very proud and also very drunk man so he accepts. eventually it leads to zoro having to force shots down law’s throat by extreme force because the guy is surprisingly tolerant to alcohol. law keeps shambling himself away from his seat and replacing his body with other random guests so zoro ends up sitting next to complete strangers all evening. whenever he walks over to law with a drink law just shambles away. all night long. eventually zoro bribes chopper to guilt-trip law into taking a drink that zoro has poured about 5 different types of liquour into. chopper squeaks “law-kun, i can’t possibly drink this, can you help me out?” the surgeon of death is surprisingly weak to chopper looking up and batting his eyelashes at him and it actually works and soon law waltzes over to luffy who has dove head-first into the champagne fountain and fucking winks at him before saying “know what’s on the menu?”

“ahahah….*hic* torao you SILLY THING this is a buffet - “

“me ‘n’ u, babes”

then they proceed to waltz over to the bar and slam down 5 shots, luffy yelling incoherently to the music which is already way too loud

 nami, zoro and usopp are absolutely pissing themselves at the sight. robin is sitting with a wise smirk, using her power to help keep law and luffy from falling off their seats. 

in other news, basil hawkins sits at the far end of the bar quietly reading his cards and he looks up at sanji very gravely and says “…strawhat is going to be made a man of tonight” 

sanji looks up at law who is currently standing on top of the bar belting “my heart will go on” at the top of his voice as luffy claps along and doesn’t really fear for his captain’s innocence given that law will probably pass out before he reaches the bedroom. he takes a very long drag on his cigarette as zoro commands more drinks to be slid down the table. 

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