#grown man behaviour

[duckytree]

book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)

#grown man behaviour #pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me) #covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up #i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect #she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home #maybe she likes pathetic men #all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top) #duckytree

[biggestsalmonfan]

Like if you love Scary Marlowe. Reblog to nuke Willy Stampler.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #scary marlowe #willy stampler #scary is being abused and manipulated by a grown man and people have the nerve to hate her #not very iconic behaviour if you ask me #she’s also like fourteen which means she is literally too young to fully comprehend what her actions are doing #also just let women be angry in media without hating them entirely. it’s not that hard.

[clustermiix]

just saying the last time Steve found out someone was mean to Lucas, Steve physically fought them over it

(and given the way he wins higher stakes fights where killing the other person/creature doesn't matter/is actually preferrable, I'd safely say Steve only lost against Billy because he didn't actually want to murder another teenager. I'm tired of seeing people, including the show's own narrative, act like he's some kind of loser for not wanting to kill a Human being.)

Lucas and Erica are equally high up on Steve's list of people he cares about as Dustin and Max

#anti steddie #eddie was such an ass to lucas why is this grown man so immature and mean to kids?? #and what about eddie's behaviour would ever make steve like him like i'm sorry but steve does not give a damn about eddie or billy canonica #steve harrington #lucas sinclair #erica sinclair #lucas and erica are as much steve's younger siblings as dustin and max definitely more so than el will and mike #steve went to the game to support lucas and has just as many team ups with the sinclairs as he does dustin and max

[glamfellens]

i cannot miss the irony that bioware manages to remember who rahna is, a character who is never seen and is mentioned twice at the most, but they cant remember how to spell kaidan’s name right

#like. im not letting the description ruin my vibes. i am excited for my little kaidan figure. #but at the same time this kind of weird behaviour towards him from bioware feels very much like a pattern..... like #the spelling his name wrong... the weird notes about him in the game files in regards to his picture in sheps cabin #the decision that this 35 year old grown ass man is thinking about a girl crush he had when he was 17 #when there are like. other things happening. his parents. shepard. the reapers #idk #its annoying!

[wonderwomemes]

The wilder experience on tumblr is reading a batshit insane take or seeing someone act like a little bitch in the notes and you check their bio because you don't want to fight with a teenager and then they have "in their 30s" in there like girl... my dude... honestly go out, join a club of whatever and get yourself some real life human interaction and maybe even some friends. Perhaps join an actual yoga class instead of pulling muscles with your online reaches

#sometimes it is very very obvious if and why people don't have friends #and i am very sorry but in those cases they absolutely need to chabge their behaviour because they are always ridiculous #and probably read too many books that told them that they are perfect and people who don't like them are evil #no man some of you just act like bitches and if you don't break the cycle you will get worse #anyway #like a true grown up i did not directly call them out #no i am just making a post about it and who knows maybe the people it's about will see it one day #then they can proof me right by sending me some hatemail

[vigilskeep]

Gale is receiving mixed signals like a Downtown LA street. Fortunately, he is used to it.

PLS

he should know this is just how they express affection by now. get with the program. take a hint. i’m flicking you in the side of the head every time you’re irritating because i’m in love with you

#the fact that this arrived BEFORE i made a post abt them calling him old man. #it’s very embarrassing first crush behaviour except they are grown and just like this

[aiqingdemeimiao]

What was B’s slutty era? 🤔💀

lmao just the period where he was on dating apps (and being so obvious about it that even the tabloids noticed, and they NEVER notice anything about him (thank god)), while also on-and-off'ing with kadiff AND on-and-off'ing with mark. he was just taking his time making his mind up. it's a good thing. try before you buy!

#we don't really discuss this time because he is a grown man and deserves privacy in his relationship choices etc etc #but tbh at the time it was very funny #the cupcake fans were pearl-clutching a LOT about his BeHaViOuR~ bc they hate him having fun #while the rest of us were just cackling #at the time we changed the name of our groupchat to 'ben whish-whore' (affectionate) #this all sounds so mean jhfjfhs sorry benny i luv u

[thelastattempt]

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#idk man #if I have to see one more person policing a grown man’s habits #when they see 2% of his life I may scream #since when do we collectively have the balls to say that #people should and shouldn’t smoke #that people should or shouldn’t drink #it’s all wrapped up in this clean culture #in this handwringing idealistic narrative that perpetuates extremely unrealistic behaviours #in this mistaken belief that if we whine about it enough then somethings gonna change like you’re not discussing a whole real person that #you don’t know #and the absolute spiral we’re jumping to discuss addiction and disorders… #all I’ll say is it couldn’t be me #because what are you actually saying? #are you - yourself - actually okay? #cause trust me - he’s all good #having the year of his life #let him enjoy it #and if it isn’t all rosy in the background then that’s still none of your business #tag rant

[khaoray]

once again thinking about how junghwan is literally never held accountable for the shit he does. literally never. he gets to do whatever he wants - i mean ffs he literally stole taejun's racket mid-match AND they had clear evidence his wrist injury was bc he punched taejun - with no repercussions and i'm genuinely so fucking tired of him

and idc if the last episode was him being forced to face the truth about his anger, i don't want him on my screen unless he is apologising for being a colossal cunt all the time 💖

#vic.txt #love all play #going to you at a speed of 493km #i woke up and he was the first thing i saw and my rage was instantaneous #he is a GROWN MAN acting like a gd child and no one calls him out on it #he can have all the revelations in the world but they don't mean shit if he doesn't apologise for his behaviour

[david-watts]

I’m gonna kill someone!! I really fuckin am at this rate!!

#oh my god. can she just treat me with respect. like I'm a fucking person. #if that plant dies because she put those hose fittings there and let mould grow when I was too busy to check it... I will probably do #something very drastic #these plants have actually fucking been helpful in keeping me sane #she actually wants me to get into gardening mostly so she can use me to upkeep her garden #which is. mostly stuff I'm allergic to or at this point weeds because she expects us to do it and won't hire a gardener #we can't do it! we don't have TIME to do it! and she can't do it anymore so she either has to get a gardener or get rid of it #but oh no as soon as I want to start growing plants they're attacked by her #she's beginning to threaten to pull them out now. because it's 'too cold'. I can actually either move them inside or cover them #so they don't die over winter but NO she's gardened for longer even though she's never grown chillis and doesn't even know when plants #are alive (binned my kale because the leaves were dying but the roots were fine and that's what matters) #I'm at the end of my rope man. I'm so reliant on random things to keep me alive and I'm terrified I'm gonna lose one #I keep nearly crying whenever I smell coffee too. #the dog's behaviour is triggering me and so's the stuff my body's doing #oh and don't forget uni! that's hell! I can't even check my emails!

[bbybrahms]

When the fic focuses a little too much on how he's "immature" "like a kid" "like a little boy" "childlike": ಠ_ಠ

#ITS SO GROSS #HE IS 28 YEARS OLD #HE IS A GROWN MAN #HE IS A FULL ADULT #YOURE JUST A FREAK #ITS SUS AS HELL AND IMMA BE STRAIGHT OUTTA THERE #like I understand the character and I understand acknowledging his behaviour etc #but it's when they're obviously too into it for the wrong reasons #also I'm gonna make a bold take and say ableism comes into it too #so if ur one of those fic writers ur creepy and offensive and I hate you

[dirt-str1der]

Whatever kiryu does to you might not always be the best or even safest option but he will always do it with a lot of love in his eyes so you have to forgive him

#Yakuza loveblog #i was looking through my notes at three am and i wrote something that i reread in the morning like w .. #where did this come from .... whys he doing that ... why is piss involved again .. <- already knows the answer #i really do believe that kiryu puts the things he likes in his mouth though #hes mostly grown out of it but if you catch him at an unexpected moment or if hes overwhelmed then its going inside his mouth #even the. cylinder attached to a larger structure is going into his mouth and if he cant swallow it then he’ll just leave it in his mouth #i think that kiryu should be allowed to be a little gross especially after disgusting sex. like i believe that majima likes being clean and #having long showers at the end of the day (typical girl behaviour) but kiryu will sleep in his own mess #cant stop thinking of him swallowing harukas one hundred dollar marble because he was so touched that she gave it to him #and she starts bawling and hes like. im sorry haruka. and shes like no its okay ojisan i can tell you really liked it #i bet he says sorry to haruka all the time because kiryu is constantly fucking up but she loves him so much its okay #i actually started crying when i opened the special bundle and harukas marble was in there because like she give me .... her marble .... god #shes such a special little angel and she gave me her cute little ... marble #i think haruka should inherit more than kiryus old man music taste she should watch him do things that she has unconsciously masked all the #while and then start exhibiting behaviours around him. haruka gets overstimulated and goes outside to chop wood like kiryu does #she goes to sing karaoke when she gets stressed because shes thinking about when he told her it relieves stress ... #im fucked up that they removed the kiryu sleeping on her teeny little lap scene in yk2 like he was so fuckinf sleepy and she was like here #sleep here ojisan and he was like thank you haruka ... and snoozed ............ shes his little freaking baby #i took her. to the orphanage and then i freaked it #i cant stop thinking of markiplier playing endoparasitic where he said hah you missed me. now you must kiss me ! when the thing lunged athik #like yeah i did miss you and i do want to kiss you .. wow so true #i think haruka should give kiryu kisses on the cheek like all little girls do to their dad #he fucking holds her like a baby (about to cry) oh my god their bond shes ... so little .... #when kiryu saw pochitaro again he was like hi pochitaro youve grown bigger. and pochitaro was like yip yip tail wag ! like no he didnt. #that dog is exactly as small as when you last saw it. it is the size of your foot #not haruka though she truly got bigger and she doesnt even hold his hand in y6 anymore like fuck my entire life fuck everything fuck fuck fu #or was it y5 like god no ... no ...... #time is so fucking relentless your daughter will never be tiny again because shes all grown up #im thinking that haruka should meet kiryu again after hes dead and shes like OJISAN JUMPSCARE ??? and kiryus like no you got the wrong guy #and she wants to keep grilling him but she just sits down and sighs and asks him if she can pretend that hes her uncle kaz for a while ...

[yellourr]

edward’s 100+ year old ass being mad about a 17 year old having a crush on another 17 year old

#[ ✧ ] ─── 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿!𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙎 #[ ♛ ] ─── 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙎 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎 #like chapter 14 is bout corny asf #I can overlook bella’s behaviour because she’s a teen but that pale old ass man is too grown for this

[35253319]

SAUR UHM APPARENTLY IM A MOTHER ALSO

(indirectly(the sus kind))

#BAHAHAHAHA #I CANNOT THIS MAN IS INTIRGUING #.tt #.sc #man I love this priv it's saur hilarious #I think that my life being chaotic is so fun it gives it a lil bit of spice that I would've lost my mind if they hadn't happend #sure it's at the detriment of my health HOWEVER #WHO CARES ABOUT THAY #HEALTH WAS SAUR LAST CENTURY #what's in rn is vibes and the hype #looks like I ain't just scaramouches mother now #but a whole grown 23 year old man's from America #international mothering behaviour we like to see it #OKAU IMMA SHUT UP RN THIS SOUNDS SO BAD BUT YOU CANT BLAME ME OKAY RVERYTHINF HURTS MY HEAD IS A MESS😭 #on being chronically ill (I gotta get myself checked up because sm is going bad with my health) #even my mum was like we need to do blood tests cause my situation is so freaking bad sos or don't sos cause I couldn't care less if I drop #dead tmrw teehee

[krispiecake]

bro. BROOOOOOOO

#my stupid fucking neighbour bro #im just tryna go to sleep and what. what do i smell?? #his fucking cigarettes. #he sits like 3ft away from my window and smokes. #despite knowing there is a fucking designated smoking area which is the ONLY place u are allowed to smoke on sight. #site #and when im going to tell staff bc there is fresh cig butts and my room smells of smoke #there are multiple huge globs of spit on the floor #like. BROOOOOOOOO. #i literally cant do this rn im so fucking mad. #im just gonna have to wait until he comes back out for another cig and if he sits anywhere other than the smoking area #i am gonna be such a fucking bitch about this #like i get sometimes ppl forget things #but this grown ass man is being reminded of this multiple times a day #and last time i caught him i didnt even say anything and he told me ‘sorry i know i know ill go to smoking area’ #like. so you DO know? and you’re actively choosing not to do it anyway? weird. #dickhead behaviour

[dragon-ascent]

Coddling Zhongli in his tiny dragon form can have quite the hilarious consequences.

Chonky dragon Li wiggles a lot when you give him treats. His whole fluffy body just turns into a noodle as he eagerly makes grabby-paws at the food - something utterly endearing.

This, eventually, seeps into his human-form behaviour. When you bring him tea in the evening, he looks up from his book and starts wiggling with a small smile on his face; you're internally cooing at this grown man and thereby nearly drop the teacups.

Belly rubs are some of your miniature lover's favourite things to receive! Whenever he sees you, he's immediately on his back, paws curled, ready to get some love.

Human-form Zhongli is lying in bed later. When you enter the room a short time later, he immediately twists his body so he's belly up, fingers and toes curled.

Suddenly having realised this, he relaxes his posture, but it's too late - you're clutching your own stomach in peals of laughter. Sighing and turning his nose up, Zhongli leaves the room.

"Wait! Come back, Zhongli! I'll still rub your belly!"

Sometimes, you like to pick Chonkli up and sway him around gently, going, “My stinky husband! My stinky, stinky husband! Stinky!” The little creature mrrrps in delight, his tail swishing like a fan.

Later that evening at a social gathering where he's your plus-one, his introductions are a little off. “I’m Zhongli, Wangsheng consultant and (Name)’s stinky husband- oh, forgive me. I mean husband.”

#sini writes #zhongli #genshin impact #zhongli x reader #fluff #drabble #dragon #chonkli