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twofaceenjoyer · 11 months
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Worst polyamorous couple in Gotham
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lawrites · 6 months
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Sweet Thing (NSFW)
Gotham Victor Zsasz x Plus Size! Female Chef Reader
(Honestly is this kinda pwp that resulted from the once scene where Zsasz doesn't get a cupcake, making me feel sad and want to give him one?? Yeah...yeah maybe. Also @finniestoncrane and @riddle-me-ri have made me obsessed with Gotham rogues again so...thanks for that and for inspiring me to write again. 💙💙)
Warnings: some weight insecurities on the readers part (listen I have them so I'm writing them, shush), descriptions of reader's body, Zsasz probably being ooc, smut!!!!
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It was...strange...in a way, this relationship you may or may not have with Victor Zsasz. You both work for Oswald Cobblepot, you as his private chef/patisserie and him as...well...one of the most dangerous killers in Gotham. It started when he scared you half to death the first time he snuck into your kitchen in the Cobblepot residence.
You were carefully simmering something on the stove, stirring and scraping the edges to make sure nothing burned, and you turned around to grab some salt only to see a man all in black staring at you from across the kitchen island, obviously well-armed.
You screamed and dropped the salt, of course. It's Gotham and you work for THE Penguin. You assumed the worst. But he just raised one eyebrow and smirked at you, his expression surprisingly...goofy for someone with at least 4 guns on him in plain sight. "Oh, no need to worry. I'm Victor Zsasz, we share the same boss."
You remember nodding, being immediately comforted as you did recognize the name. "Oh! Oh, I apologize for the reaction, Mr. Zsasz." You did your best to smile back shakily, which only made him grin wider. But then he looked behind you and raised his eyebrows, which reminded you where you were and what you were doing. You let out a slightly undignified squeak as you turned back to your reduction in worry, trying to see if anything had burned when you stopped stirring.
Relief flooded you when it was still perfect, and you called over your shoulder, "So what brings you to my Kitchen, Mr. Zsasz?" Waiting a few beats, you were met with silence, so you snuck a glance behind you only to see that he had left just as quietly as he came.
And that was the first time you encountered one of Gotham's finest killers.
Since then, you interacted with him at least once a week, if not every day, in almost the exact same fashion. He would quietly show up, (possibly trying to scare you again), stay for a bit to watch you cook, and then leave just as quietly. You started talking with him to pass the time, being met with vague, cryptic responses laced with occasional names for you. "Sweetheart" seemed to be his go-to, but he also loved "Honey." It was a bit awkward in the beginning...
"So Mr. Zsasz..."
"Sweetheart, call me Victor."
"Oh! Ok...Victor...any hobbies??"
"...crochet, actually."
...but you got into a rhythm eventually. Sometimes you would ask him for a prepped ingredient, a spice, or a measuring spoon if your hands were full.
You have convinced yourself that he must be trying to scare you again, because he loves quietly sliding up behind you and brushing up against your arms as he hands it to you with a softly whispered, "Whatever you say, Chef."
It DID make you let out another squeak the first time, which was met with a deep chuckle from him, but after that it started to create a different reaction. Your cheeks would flame as you would take the item you asked for--the cute names, his slight most likely accidental touches...all of them affecting you.
You do your best to tamper it down each time, not allowing yourself to even start down the path of hope. Being obviously bigger than what lots of men find attractive due to society's standards means that you have either met mainly men who were desperate or mean. It's not your fault, you sometimes really dig your body, you just can't seem to find anyone else who does.
You have no idea why he visits, but his conversations make your day better, so you don't want him to stop. And he doesn't seem to be showing up to frighten or taunt you anymore...you just don't want to let yourself believe that he would be into you. A tiny voice that you think is your conscience pipes up and says he also kills people for fun and profit, but you just remind it that you're in Gotham and honestly you could do worse.
Shaking your head to clear your thoughts a bit, you glance down at the oven. It's later in the day for you, after dinner has been done, and you are prepping desserts for tomorrow. Oswald has requested cupcakes, for some reason, so you are watching them to make sure they don't burn. Easy as they are to make, it wouldn't do to have the Penguin himself angry at you for any reason.
Taking out the tray, you check to make sure they are fully cooked before letting them cool and prepping the frosting. Humming along to the radio and swaying a bit, your thoughts drift back to Victor. He usually would have stopped by before this time, which means you probably won't be seeing him today. It does make your heart fall a bit, but you remind yourself that it shouldn't because he is just a...friend? Coworker? "Possible cryptid??" Your tiny conscious supplies.
You giggle to yourself as you imagine Victor creeping around the woods with Mothman. Shaking your head, you finish placing the frosting in your piping bag only to turn around and feel it slip from your fingers as the form of Victor appears closer than you would have expected. He catches the bag and grins at you, his usual serious countenance turning into something softer as he says "Woah, Chef, wouldn't want your hard work to go to waste."
You place a hand on your forehead, catching your breath a bit as your heart slows down, "Yeah, it's almost like someone showed up out of nowhere and scared me." You grin back at him "But I know that's nowhere near what you meant to do, right?"
His eyes shine with mischief, "Oh, of course not Honey. You're so sweet it forces me to be on my best behavior around you."
He hands you back your frosting with an exaggerated bow and cheesy grin. You roll your eyes but can't disguise your blush as you take it from him, "Victor, you know you don't have to flatter me if you want a cupcake."
He stands up straight, his eyes showing shock. "Me? Get a cupcake?"
Confused by his excitement, you respond with a question in your voice, "Of course??"
He seems almost shy, a word you would never have used to describe him before, and rubs the back of his head. "Oh...it's just...you've never offered before..."
You think back through the past few months, each and every encounter...and then you slap yourself on the forehead, "Oh Victor, I've been holding out on you haven't I? I'm sorry, I should have given you something even the first time you stopped by. I've been remiss in my duties as a Chef."
His shocked face turns softer, but some other emotion that you can't place is also present. "While I can't disagree, as I was definitely hoping something was on offer that day, I can't blame you. I remember thinking what you have was too sweet for a killer like me."
Walking up to your cooled cupcakes on the kitchen island, you scoff at him even though you are secretly preening at his words. As you start to carefully create a swirl of frosting, you respond, "Victor, I'm not THAT sweet." You turn for just a second to wink at him, returning to your previous task to avoid seeing his reaction. "And I'm not sure why you kept coming down here when I wasn't even feeding you! That's usually the only way I make my friends, killers or not."
As you finish the swirl with a flick of your wrist, you see him walk into your field of view across the counter. Feeling proud of how perfect it is, you add the final touch, a perfectly prepped red rose made of icing, and align it just so. And then...after all that work...you gladly pick it up and gently offer it to Victor.
There is a hunger in his eyes, and you wonder how you had managed to not die for the past few months if a cupcake could do this to him. He should have rightly torn you to pieces to get to the apple cider macarons you made last week.
He plucks the cupcake from your hands and examines it, turning it to and fro. "Very nice, Chef, as always." He grins and unwraps the dessert, barely hesitating before taking a big bite out of it. His eyes widen and then close in what you assume is enjoyment. Your suspicions are confirmed only a second later when he actually moans at the taste, swallowing heavily and letting out a soft, "Fuck." Your traitorous eyes trace down the length of his neck almost involuntarily.
Trying to disguise your heavier blush that is most likely down to your chest at this point, you quickly look down to the rest of the cupcakes and focus on decorating them instead of the images racing through your mind. Your pride at your work won't let you keep quiet though, so you have to comment on his reaction. "I don't know if I've had a better reaction to my food before. I'll have to remember to make even better stuff for you later."
You don't see his reaction, but you see him set the rest of the cupcake on the counter after a beat of silence and begin to move slowly towards you out of the corner of your eye. "You would make me, of all people, better stuff?" He takes another step, "Not just discards from the boss's requests?"
You smile, but continue to look down at your icing work. "Your wish is my command! I love making desserts for my..."
Just a moment of hesitation, an instance. You implied that Victor was your friend earlier, but would that be appropriate by his standards? Is he even your friend? And you know that even that would be a lie, coming from you. But as your thoughts race, you feel a firm hand lift up your hand and take the icing bag away, setting it gently on the counter. Then Victor grips into your soft arms and physically turns you towards him, all while you stay silent in shock.
He is staring at you again, but this time with a more guarded expression. "For...who? What am I to you?"
You are stunned and stumble over your words, not expecting his question, "I-I don't know, Victor, I like to think t-that you are at least my f-friend at this point, but I totally understand if you don't think we are there yet. I mean...I do enjoy your company..."
You feel his hands grip a bit harder at your arms, effectively cutting you off, "...And is that all you want from me, Sweetness? Are you sure?"
Your mind is screaming at you, and your heart as well. Both at war with each other. He can't like you that way, but maybe he's noticed your reactions. Why wouldn't he? He's trained to kill, he probably notices everything about you.
He's just trying to put a stop to this before it gets further, your mind screams.
"I-I..." you find yourself unable to form words, a panic rising inside you. You don't want to lose some of the only company you have during your shifts...some of your only company in general, in Gotham. It is near impossible to determine if anyone is trustworthy when working for the Penguin. You usually find yourself walking directly home from work, and having civil conversations with neighbors at most.
It is even more difficult to keep that panic at being alone again from continuing when his dark eyes keep constant contact with yours, never wavering. You can see now how people are terrified of him. All of that focus that he usually uses against his enemies, his...targets...all aimed at you. It makes your mind fuzzy, cloudy. You struggle to think of any words, let alone the ones you need.
But, you decide it would be easier to speak if you weren't looking at him. So you allow yourself to look at your shoes instead. He will be able to tell if you lie, with or without eye contact. There are better liars than you in Gotham that he has matched and ended.
Alternatively...leaving isn't wise, either. It would lead to the same outcome as lying. With a quick breath to steady yourself, you know your only course is to admit whatever you feel.
"I...I don't think I can lie to you, whether or not the both of us want me to. I have thought of...more...with you. But if that makes you uncomfortable, I entirely understand. I know I'm not what most..."
He again cuts off your rapid-fire words by putting a singular finger under your chin to raise your face until it is looking at him. His eyes are searching yours as your heart pounds in your chest with anguish over your confession, and you wait. Seeming to find what he was looking for, you hear him mutter "Fuck, finally," and then he slams his lips into yours.
Shocked, you don't react for a few beats...but then you start to move your lips against his. His hands have moved from your chin and arm, both going to your wide hips. He groans as they sink into the soft flesh you have there, pulling you closer until you are flush with his front. The feel of your soft belly connecting with his slight frame makes you pause and short-circuit, your lips hesitating. He notices and breaks from the kiss.
"I-I...Victor..." his hands release you, a more worried expression taking over his face.
"Sweetheart, is it too much?" He takes a gloved hand and gently sweeps your hair behind your ear, then cups your face to make sure you keep looking at him...gently, though. His hands are more gentle than you expected.
Damn him and his need for eye contact right now. And damn his gentle hands while you're at it. "No, that was wonderful, truly. I loved it." You do your best to show him honesty. "I-I just...oh God...I don't know how to phrase this."
His eyes don't leave yours, and one of his thumbs starts to sweep against your soft cheek.
Taking a deep breath, you muster up some strength of will. Either way this will be over soon. "I just...I'm big."
He nods as if it is the most obvious thing in the world, "Yeah, Honey, I know." One hand stops cupping your face and moves down to lightly trace your hip.
Sighing at his inability to see, you continue, "So-so...most people don't like that I'm bigger, or that I have a belly, and I'm just nervous that..."
"That I'm most people?" Victor stops gently cupping your face and instead forcefully uses his hand to bring you closer, "Sweetness, I'm Gotham's finest killer, I'm not most people."
And then he slams his lips into yours again, and you find that you don't care to think anymore. His hand drifts from your chin to your throat, gently gripping there for now as he starts to walk you back until your ass is pressed right against the island. He tears his lips from yours, both of you catching your breath, and his other hand moves from your hip to your ass.
His hand traces the excess flesh that spills over the counter and he groans, squeezing it and leaning forward to whisper in your ear, "I've been thinking about getting to dig my hands into this perfect ass ever since I saw you in the kitchen that first day." His thumb on your throat starts to stroke up and down, feeling you swallow and moan at his words.
His grin is back, "That's right, sweetness, let me hear you." His hand moves away from your throat so he can start to trace down your neck with his teeth, but in between bites he continues to talk. "Been wanting to hear the noises you might make for me since then too." He pulls back to give you a dangerous smile, "Do you really think I kept sneaking up on you to scare you?"
Your voice is a bit strained, but sure, as you reply plainly, "Yes." But then a smirk stretches over your lips and your eyes light up with mirth at your tease.
His dangerous smile softens just slightly, and he chuckles, "You DO know me well, then." He hides his face in your neck once more, his hands gripping your ass harder as he presses himself into your front. You feel how hard he is against you just as he bites down on the juncture at your shoulder, and it makes you let out an involuntary whimper, your smirk disappearing.
"Just like I've heard in my fucking dreams for the past few months." He pants against your skin, grinding against your center and licking at the bite he just made. Surprisingly, instead of continuing his trail like you expected, he stops, sniffing at the part he just attended to, and almost lets out a choked sound.
"So fucking sweet." He pulls back, and you see some of the desperation in his eyes. "Your scent, your fucking baking." His eyes close, "Sweetness seems to follow you around, seeping into everything you touch."
He turns you around gently and places your back to his front, settling his chin on your shoulder and speaking softly. "You know, I was planning on just sneaking down that first day, annoying the boss's baker like all the others that came before." He nuzzles his nose against your skin, "...stealing something that wasn't mine."
His hands begin to wander, the first one moves lightly across your collarbone, making you shiver, while the other weaves across your front, hugging you to him and digging into your soft side. The hand that traced your collarbone slowly starts to trail down, arriving at your breasts. His touch stays light. "Maybe I would find some of that excess that others are loath to give me." He breathes in sharply along with you as he squeezes your breast, almost unable to keep himself from doing so. "I can't even fit all you have to give me in my hand, pretty Chef."
Shaking his head, resolving himself, he continues his previous train of thought. "Imagine my surprise when I encountered what I already told you was the perfect ass, still able to be seen through these awful chef clothes you wear." A hint of disdain makes its way into his voice as he pinches your loose work shirt.
Releasing the fabric and smoothing it over, his hand joins the other around your front, almost sweetly hugging you to him with a light grip. He breathes in as he forces himself to slow down so he can speak. "The way you spoke...so unsure, but still trying to be polite even to me."
He pushes himself against you again, as if to remind yourself where you are even with his shockingly sweet words. "And your sweet voice calling me Mr. Zsasz..." His hands dig into your plush stomach, pushing you back but also making you wince again.
He doesn't allow your doubts to get to you, his blunt words stopping them in their tracks, "I had to run out of the room to fuck my own hand as it echoed in my mind."
A bolt of heat goes straight to your core and you moan, grinding your ass against him. A hitch in his breath, and then he whispers into your neck "Yes, I knew you had it in you, good girl. So desperate, hmm?"
You nod, holding back a whine at his praise and trying not to get too heated at work. At work! Suddenly you remember where you are. Slowing yourself down, you reach for his hands and gently pry at them. To his credit, they loosen instantly. Turning around to look at him again, you catch his own blush, his chest rising and falling, his eyes dark...but also saddened by the loss of you against him.
"Sweetheart, I'm sorry if I went too far. You don't owe me anything..." His voice is breathy as he now desperately spits out words, "...not cupcakes or yourself or..."
You now hold up a finger to his lips, shushing him. His eyes widen, darken even more, and then look almost dangerous again. Filing his reaction away for later, you saunter over to where he left his cupcake from before, making sure to sway your hips for him. "I know I don't owe you."
You turn around with the cupcake held right in the palm of your hand. "I would be happy to give you whatever you want." He seems almost dazed as he approaches you, leaning down to your hand. With a nod from you, he leans forward and licks through the icing, holding eye contact the whole time.
Your heartbeat stutters and you almost forget where you were again. Damn him and his tongue now, too. Taking a shuddering breath, you finish your thought. "But we are both at work, unfortunately." His eyes fall and he pouts. It's almost adorable to see the serious, dangerous man so...cute??
"Luckily for you..." His eyes perk up instantly. You roll your eyes and your free hand points to the ground. "Down, boy."
He licks his lips in response.
"L-luckily for you, I was just thinking about leaving the rest of the icing for tomorrow." He relaxes his pose and plucks the cupcake from your hand, happily moving to sit at a chair and gesturing for you to do your cleanup.
You begin, only to stop when you hear his voice again. "Sweetness...how long would it take you to make another batch of icing?" Connecting what he means when you notice his eyes staring at the current bag of icing resting on the counter, you pick up the pace even more.
He giggles, actually giggles, at your haste before he bites into the cupcake. "You know I have an appetite for sweet things."
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Idk if this was great or not lol. No beta, no proof readers, barely any hint of a story line, just vibes. Also this is very "he would not say that" but let me live within my delusions. Victor Zsasz could like a sweet, plus size girl in MY French vanilla fantasy.
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meep-meep-richie · 11 months
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‘What’s happening?’
‘Kids.’
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finniestoncrane · 4 months
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12 Days of Kinkmas • Day 8: Orgasm Denial - Gotham!Zsasz x GN!Reader request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist • dividers minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: nipple play, orgasm denial, teasing
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The mattress below you was soaked in sweat, your body weakening, mouth dry as you let Victor ravage you, bringing you as close to a climax as he decided you deserved over, and over, and over again. The teasing was exciting, at first, but now your body ached for him, and yet it still seemed like he had other plans.
Victor brushed his fingertips down your sternum, his hand reaching your stomach and lingering there until he skirted back up towards your chest. With well-trained trigger fingers, more used to causing violence than pleasure, he flitted over your nipples as he grinned in delight. His teeth glinted in the overhead light as he grinned wide as he caught your eyes. You looked into them, dark and challenging, sparkling with the kind of cruel mischief he usually delighted in, and which you recognised as an almost permanent feature by now.
Lowering his head, he placed a soft kiss on your stomach, following it up in a trail until his lips were close to your nipples, grazing over them. His tongue prodded out, lapping at you as he felt your body rise up off the bed, trying to get closer to him. He took the hint and wrapped his lips around them, sucking softly. He chuckled as he listened to you whining, whimpering almost.
Your eyes prickled with hot tears of desperation. He’d been teasing you for almost an hour, watching your body writhe, ruining your orgasm at the very last minute, and then riling you back up again with his deft fingers and knowledge of every sensitive spot on your body. This was the final straw, his teeth around your stiffening nipples, pulling at them as you began to tremble. You could feel the climax coming again, and he was riding dangerously close to the line. Enough to make you think he might finally be allowing you to let yourself go completely.
But, that of course wasn’t the case.
Your breath hitched as your body prepared for what you hoped was the grand finale, but with a smirk and a giggle, he took his lips from you with a wet popping sound and sat back, not a bit of him in contact with you. He pouted and cooed at you as you groaned in frustration, tutting at your lack of self-control, and for thinking he would be anything less than cruel to you.
“I’m so sorry, my desperate little fool, but it’s only Christmas Eve. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow for the rest of your gift.”
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skye707 · 1 year
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Does gotham Ed bake a lot, or do the others steal the ingredients so much that he's given up?
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Why would they want to steal his ingredients when they get such amazing bakery style muffins from him?
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I love you victor zsasz you funky lil dude
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batcavescolony · 5 months
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I love Victor Zsasz in this show, he's such a funky little guy. Yes he kills people but he looks cute while doing it.
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puppyvenom · 3 months
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OH HI BOSS :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nightmarish-sphynx · 1 year
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I feel that Victor's features are constantly changing. He never looks the same in any shot. His face is a beautiful mystery.
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childofescapism · 2 years
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AN: Hello, everyone! I really wanted to write some stuff with my oc Mephistopheles, who is the child of one of Gotham's mafia bosses and Zsasz's significant other, and Victor Zsasz from the series Gotham. So I came up with this. Also, I added the oc of @dripkouphs , Richie, who is a retired assassin that owns a bar in Gotham named "Le Vert Sauvage". Hope y'all enjoy it!
WARNING: Season 4 spoilers!!!
To Carmine Falcone
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The news of Carmine Falcone's death had descended upon the city of Gotham. The same evening a bald assassin entered "Le Vert Sauvage" looking for the one person that might be able to answer all his questions.
Mephistopheles was sitting by the bar staring at the swirling, colourless liquid in his glass. The green haired bartender busied themself with a drink of their own, but from time to time glanced at the man across from them. The only sound in the bar was the alternative rock produced by the speakers.
"Did you kill him?" Zsasz asked, his voice similar to the calm before the storm. The words left a bitterness on his tongue, but he knew what the man in front of him was capable of.
"Good evening to you too, Monsieur Zsasz." Richie's french accent was laced with casual sarcasm, wanting to defuse the situation. If they did not, they could already see the mess the two men would make of their bar.
"Answer the question, Meph," Victor demanded once he noticed the other man seemed to have no intention of doing so. The bartender's greeting was completely ignored, but they did not make any moves to protest. The silence that followed was long enough to cause a vein to pop on the hairless man's temple.
"The night Mario died, Carmine and I spent the whole night in his office drinking his favourite wine and reminiscing. So I thought it fitting to drink a couple glasses in his memory," Mephistopheles, finally, broke his silence. His russian accent was lighter, but still evident, indicating he had had more than just a couple glasses.
"Or a dozen," Richie added in a joking manner, while hoping Meph still had his wits about him; at least enough not to cause damage to their bar again.
"Don't change the subject." Zsasz still focused on the brunet, pointing one of his guns at him. The man being threatened downed his drink, seemingly without a care.
"Rich, pour me another?"he asked, and the only response he received was a quick refill.
Victor's remaining patience was not enough to handle Meph's little games. Soon his leather gloves were tightly holding the other man's black collar, forcefully pushing his back against the bar. That move earned him a few curses in french and a loud thud, that resonated throughout the empty bar, but nothing more.
"For the last time, did you kill the old man?"the assassin towered over the shorter male, a threat evident in his voice.
"Do you think I did?" Meph's voice was sickeningly calm and he had an absurdly emotionless face to match.
"Everyone on the street does and I know you are capable." Victor could tell there were some intense emotions hidden under the other man's facade, but he stood his ground.
"Yes, but do you believe I did it?" he emphasized the word "you", bringing a finger up to press on Zsasz's chest. His eyes stared into the muddy mess that were his partner's ones. "Khvorost, I've told you that if I were to be killed by a bullet, I would want it to have V.Z. engraved on it. So if you believe I ordered his death, shoot me, otherwise have a drink with me to his memory."
The assassin's resolve broke, making him let go of the shorter male. He occupied the seat next to Meph looking defeated. Mephistopheles looked over to Richie, who got the message and poured a glass of rum for his fellow killer.
"If you did not do it, then who did?" Victor inquired as he accepted the glass. Now even the bar's rats stared at the mafioso all ears.
"I have my suspicions, but I do not enjoy pointing fingers arbitrarily." was all they got, and all they knew they would get out of him for now.
After a short pause, Meph looked at his two favourite psychopaths with a sombre smile raising his glass, "To Carmine Falcone, the Don that made this city what it is."
Victor raised his glass with a look of repressed sorrow and Richie followed suit, "To Carmine Falcone."
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gothamslostboy · 1 year
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Victor Zsasz Headcanon Info Dump
FAVORITES
ANIMAL: Nile Crocodile
FOOD: Chicken Tenders
COLOR: sacramento green
MUSIC GENRE: disco
MOVIE GENRE: horror
SEASON: Spring
HOBBY: assassination
PERSON: Carmine Falcone
SCENT: gunpowder or oranges
WEATHER: sunny with a light drizzle
CLOTHES: work outfit
HOLIDAY: Saint Patrick’s Day
LEAST FAVORITES
ANIMAL: gopher
FOOD: Hershey’s Kiss
COLOR: pale yellow
MUSIC GENRE: folk
MOVIE GENRE: gushy romance
SEASON: Summer
HOBBY: knitting
PERSON: Jim Gordon/Harvey Bullock
SCENT: the smell of pickles
WEATHER: dry cold
CLOTHES: sweat pants
HOLIDAY: Christmas
He was born so close to it ppl always combined his gifts as a kid
OTHER INFO
Dog Or Cat Person: cats
Fears: he says nothing but he is oddly afraid of baby chickens, and that’s literally it, nothing else scares him
What Is He Proudest Of: his scars
Morning Or Night Person: night person, but is still in a decent mood early in the day
Believes In Fate: to a certain extent
Life Motto: no pain, no gain
Birthday: December 20th
Gender: male but gives no fucks about pronouns or labels
EX: some one calls him she or a girl and he just goes with it
Also tells transphobes he uses any pronouns just to piss them off ally?
Any Siblings: nope
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
3 Words To Best Describe Him:
Deadly
Goofy
Unnerving
What Always Makes Him Smile: hurting others
Introvert Or Extrovert: very extroverted in a bad way
Wants Children: god no poor child
Wants Marriage: not unless he finds someone as murderous and psychotic as him
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twofaceenjoyer · 8 months
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Everyone take the only Gotham headcannon I have (lying) which is that zsasz LOVES mmd. Also extra zsasz sketches cause he's silly
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hadesbullshit · 2 years
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POV: local man discovers homophobia after working for partially annoying twink
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meep-meep-richie · 11 months
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❛ 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 ❜
Twisted || Victor Zsasz
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finniestoncrane · 1 year
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Oh! When I saw that Victor zsasz was on the list I knew what I wanted. Need some love so why not from that beauty?
Cheer this heartbroken babe up. 💔
🎀I'm not in love.🎀
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you a/n: kjjlklkjasd FINALLY some good fuckin food 💚 (i just really love him and i wanted more of him, also i picked gotham zsasz, my chihuahua boy) 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
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victor is a surprisingly soft boy! but he's not out actively looking for love, it's the kind of thing that just happens
maybe you both reach for the same antique knife
or you're both stocking up on the same ammunition
both of you order the exact same ice cream/sauce/sprinkle combo when you're at the counter
meet-cutes are definitely a way to get his attention, and he's lost in your love pretty much immediately
in his line of work everything has to be fast and quick, and that goes for relationships too
you never know when someone's going to murder you, it could even be him
so you have to live every moment like it could potentially be your last, seize the day and all that
and he lives by that motto
so he'll be seizing you, taking you in his arms and telling you there's no point in delaying happiness when he could whisk you off to some romantic spot (for a contract killing) and romance you enough in one night to last a lifetime
which again, there's no telling how long a lifetime is, so...
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New edit I just did. I love it. literally this clip is gold. I'm literally dying of laughter 😂
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