One of my favorite things is watching Hannibal with my lawyer husband. He becomes progressively more outraged. Every time. No matter how many times we rewatch it. Like he'll never forgive Will for not suing everyone. Suing the FBI is this man's Roman Empire.
You wouldn't believe the sheer force of his his disappointment when Freddie didn't bite it - "She's worse! (than Hannibal) How is she alive?! (to Will on screen) C'mon buddy,just this once,no one is going to miss her! She's trespassing,breaking and entering,we can spin that!" - so if you're ever wondering what a lawyer considers evil,it's apparently tabloid reporters.
sometimes i wonder if ‘spencer reid’ is named after ‘john e. reid’— he was a polygraph expert (which ended up to be not as accurate as it seems to be) and developed the Reid Technique which is a method of interrogation that utilises behavioural analysis. it seems too on the nose to be a coincidence LOL
I love naming the edit collections I have on tiktok weird things, so here’s a comprehensive list of ideas that I sent to my dear friend @all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams for her folder of Spencer Reid edits:
“D1ck Svckin Till Daybreak”
“Can you use a pipe cleaner as a d1|do?”
“3 PhDs in Eating B0x”
“Bru1se Me Like A Ripe Banana” or alternatively “Bru1se Me Like A Ripe Naner”
“Why Get Addicted To Prescription M3dication When I Can Vaccum Your Soul From Your Mouth”
no one understands glasses reid like i do i need that man in ways that are so disrespectful to feminism. id do things to that man no one could believe ,i wanna see them glasses fogged up
i saw something on tiktok where the criminal minds account commented something about the actors knowing about the fandom.. god save us all matthew grey gubler we are very sorry