#got hitched

[motionlussyinwhussy]

CONGRATULATIONS TO CONNOR & CAITLIN DEFFLEY ON THEIR RECENT MARRIAGE!!!

#motionless in white #miw band #motionlessinwhite #miw #chris motionless #ricky olson #vinny mauro #aj stortz #logan beaver #shane britt #connor deffley #Caitlin deffley #got hitched #congratulations #Instagram

[wispscribbles]

“Thought we lost ya.”

#ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #ghoap #cod fanart #doodle #my art #mw3 spoilers #cod mwiii #mwiii spoilers #call of duty #call of duty spoilers #cod au #and they were fine and everything was okay and they smooched a lot and got hitched #such a great ending to the game 😌

[avengers-assembly-required]

Got married on a cliff on a tiny Scottish island because drama!

#got hitched #personal

[sunderwight]

Imagining a scenario where Shen Qingqiu clocks some of the lingering tension between the peak lords and Luo Binghe after they get married, and so looks up what all the rights & privileges of a peak lord's spouse are (because really only the ascetic peak has restrictions against marriage), and then just like. Heaps them onto Binghe.

Fine robes and ornaments in Qing Jing's style. A title. Appropriate authority over Shen Qingqiu's disciples and junior sect siblings. Technically Binghe is also entitled to use of his own residence, and there's a building on the peak that is at least nominally reserved for the peak lord's wife, but it hasn't been used in a long time and Binghe would cry if Shen Qingqiu even suggested living in separate buildings (and Shen Qingqiu would also not like it but shhh). So he doesn't get that, exactly, but Shen Qingqiu does have the building freshened up and aired out as a place where Binghe can house guests from the demon realms, or potentially his own personal disciples (should he desire to take any on one day).

Binghe accompanies Shen Qingqiu to peak lord meetings in his capacity as husband, rather than disciple, which means Binghe also gets to sit at the table instead of standing behind Shen Qingqiu's seat.

But really just, Shen Qingqiu making a point of doing everything extremely officially to really drive home that he married Binghe, and he expects Binghe to be treated with respect and not suspicion or derision or any of the other bad habits that his fellow peak lords have displayed. Not just with Binghe, but also towards the original goods in the past (SJ might have been a piece of work, but the fact also remains that most of what his sect siblings thought of him was inaccurate). SQQ scraping up every bit of political acumen he can find from all the books he read and PIDW itself and his own history as the son of a wealthy family, and being like, "if I don't want Binghe to be bullied, I must make it clear that he has my favor!"

Meanwhile everyone already knows Luo Binghe is Shen Qingqiu's favorite, like man they know it so much already, more than they'd like to, but it's not like they can SAY anything because actually putting the right hair ornament onto Luo Binghe's head and making the disciples address him as Shimu is in fact more appropriate than all the other ways Shen Qingqiu displayed his favoritism so far. It's just driving several of the other peak lords slowly insane because it's backwards! The order of things is all messed up! Shen Qingqiu can't truly expect them to start respecting this disgraceful mess of a relationship now, can he?!

Of course he can. Also Yue Qingyuan is backing him up. (Yue Qingyuan actually finds this kind of amusing, because it's very on-brand for both versions of Shen Qingqiu to get embroiled in a controversial mess only to retroactively go "oh yeah, respectability politics are a thing" and then just try and brazenly bluff his way through it.)

Meanwhile Binghe is very much enjoying himself. Could he stop anyone in the sect from actually mistreating him in a heartbeat? Of course. He could kill any of them, they all know it, and Binghe is not unaware of how to leverage that kind of fear into compliance, if not respect. But then he'd have to go stalking around being tyrannical all the time, and he does that enough as the demon emperor.

It's far more enriching to let people be rude to him and then hang his head and "nobly endure" the mistreatment, just to watch Shen Qingqiu's eyes narrow and his fan snap shut before he lets out some cutting remark and then lavishes another sign of his favor onto Luo Binghe. Binghe's wildest teenage fantasies were made of this stuff! He's living the dream!

#svsss #bingqiu #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #bonus if this is how the other peak lords find out that they actually got hitched

[asouwan]

Just checking this week’s schedule.

Version without glitch (less eyestrain) here!!

#glitch warning #elevator hitch #elevator hitch fanart #elevator hitch coworker #elevator hitch protag #elevator hitch cotag #elehitch cotag #cotag #i think we should have a cotag tag!! :0 #we got the torture labyrinth tomorrow #TORTURE LABYRINTH #in capital letters

[snzluv3r]

What about an allergy denial scenario?

ask and you shall receive (six months later <3)

here’s my first attempt at a proper allergy denial scenario where you gift me flowers that i insist i couldn't possibly be allergic to as i apologetically sneeze all over them, not wanting to spoil such a beautiful gesture. lots of hitching and some very harsh sneezes

#my wavs #snz wav #sneeze wav #snzbian #you can tell i improvised all the dialogue because i said the flowers were in a vase #then later said i wanted to put them in water lol #alas #next scenario i do will be an attempt at an actual scripted wav #i got a little too sneezy recording this one and couldn’t think of words towards the wnd #all that hitching had me dizzy #as always i am open to requests you just never know the timeline lol #might take a day might take a year but i’ll TRY #snzblr

[usoppictures]

#usopp #sanji #sanuso #THEY GOT HITCHED???? #like sanji's the only one in white and usopp's the only guy with a tie??? he's the most formally dressed #also they're sitting in the front together?? #sorry for not isolating usopp here i saw sanuso and like whited out

[michelada12]

☕️🐀💻📂

#elevator hitch #elevator hitch protag #my art #fan art #I too drink directly from the coffee pot #always got to be surrounded by your emotional support rats #the bottom left is based on that one pigeon meme

[avengerscompound]

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

Avengers Unlimited Infinity Comic (2022) #52

#marvel #avengers #marveledit #comicedit #steverogersedit #captainamericaedit #tonystarkedit #ironmanedit #stony #steve rogers #captain america #tony stark #iron man #avengers unlimited infinity comic #616 #patch zircher #marvel comics #avengerscompoundedit #this is not how they're presented in the comic #but i knew if i did this it would make them look like they just got hitched

[hangeslefteye]

What does your fave Aot girl tells me about you

Don't come for my ass this is a realistic review.Also ALL aot girls are queens <3 Just try to pick 1 or 2 before going down.

Pieck:On the surface you must look like a sweetheart but an unhinged freak lies in you that you only reveal to your closest ones.There is a very high chance that you have/had a crush on your girl besties even if it's platonic XD.You overall like soft,calming feminine energy so you might be a little disgusted from men especially macho ones xD Time to time some real sassy remarks escapes from your sweet exterior but you somehow get away with it xD

Hange:I'm 100% sure you have great humor and you are at least a little knowledgeble about EVERYTHİNG since you loooove digging eccentric topics.You are the joy of anywhere you go,even if you are an introvert,people can feel your positive vibrations strongly.Also you have mom issues xDD If you have a crush on Hange you 100% have mother issues I'm so sorry :D Care for a therapist?

Ymir:You are gay.You WANT TO mind your own business and stay away from drama but somehow you always fail.And get into unwanted situations because you are a hot headed person even though you don't realise.You absolutely have an offensive flirting style and a cursed sense of humor VERY FEW would understand.On this matter you also give intimidating vibes yet I'm sure a lot of girl has a crush on you but you terrify men.

Annie:You are a smart person that actually prioritizes themselves over others.Also you are confident so you don't really look for validation or attention of others.Even though you don't really need love from somebody else this shit is sometimes cute?Like give it a shot sometime and maybe you'll like it???xD Also you are an honest person doesn't like playing sinister mind games on that matter you deserve love so much more than many people.

Hitch:Bi bi bi.On the surface you got a very feminine yet sassy attitude but this is your way of dealing with unnecessary foolish shit going on.You are a little too much into yourself and others might think you are a little narsistic but simply you are too tired of stupid people and learned to care for yourself.Girlboss you are doing the right thing.But open up to your bestie about that little crush of yours ok?

Sasha:Another girlboss!!You must be a really mentally strong person that can stay bright even in the saddest times and uplift everyone. With this goofy yet caring manner of yours people might look down on you but you SLAY when you supposed to like nobody else can.I'm sure you are also an unproblematic sweetheart in relationships and you can pull the right people into your life naturally.

Historia:Idk if you know how much of a mental challange it is to remain this kind yet competitive but you are nailing it.In real life you must be giving wonderful vibes as a reliable person that is both trustworthy and capable.But sadly you possibly have some people pleasing attitude and because of this and your natural kindness sorry to say you are wrongly underestimated.Try to use some Annie or Ymir essances before pulling narcists down on you -if you already didn't-

For boys edition

#lets go lesbians letss goo #someone pick up ymir I got pieck #Hange would follow herself anyways xD #attack on titan #attack on titan headcanons #attack on titan imagine #attack on titan scenarios #attack on titan x you #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #shingeki no kyoujin headcanons #pieck finger #ymir aot #historia reiss #sasha blouse #sasha braus #annie leonhart #hange zöe #hitch dreyse

[youraveragecatastrophe]

[ID : four pencil sketches, digitally colored, of characters from the 2019 show Carmen Sandiego.

Carmen as seen by Zack and Ivy during their first meeting in the donut shop, but she looks closer to her young appearance in VILE island : her hair goes to her shoulders, her face is rounder and she wears the coat and hat she stole from Cookie Booker. She is frowning and balling her fists as if trying to appear intimidating.

Carmen on the runway in Milan. Her hair, in a ponytail, is fluffy like her regular hair. She looks to the viewer with a cocky smile as she strikes a pose.

Julia in Rio, wearing the ACME suit with the pants instead of the skirt. She is leaning against the table where Carmen and Shadowsan were drinking coffee, looking intently at a cup.

Zack at the party in Dubai, wearing a black jacket with a complex multicolored pattern. He looks to the side with a smile. /End ID]

Some things I wish we'd seen in season 2 of Carmen Sandiego! In no particular order, a visibly younger and scruffy Carmen during her first meeting with Ivy and Zack, Carmen's Milan runway look having her fluffy hair instead of it being straightened, Julia in an ACME pantsuit instead of the skirt, and Zack wearing a more original jacket than the black one he wore in the Emirates.

(Zack's suit is from here, because I could not design something this complicated)

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #julia argent #zack cs #my art #technically these were ready a month ago. then i lacked time for the finishing touches. THEN i decided wait actually i want basic bgs #ft the fastest backgrounds i've ever drawn. and let me tell you they were a blast to draw! #obv very much the bg from the corresponding episodes #this isn't the jacket i would've designed for zack if it had actually been for the show (that would've been a bitch to animate i bet) #but i figured i could have fun with it! #and then i drew every part of the pattern by hand instead of using the special tools in photoshop. whyyyy #also i forgot zack had his hair combed back during the party... that's what happens when you don't rewatch the episode before drawing #let's say that's after he got to loosen up bc the mission went without a hitch :) #once again let me reiterate: i hate julia's acme suit with a burning passion. WHAT ARE THOSE SKIRTS. HIDEOUS. #let her wear pants dammit #anyway i missed coloring SO. MUCH. i want to pick up my tablet again and draw let me draw let me colorrrr

[cryingatships]

#aw no poor him #now he has to drive himself :( #why should you make someone waste his money in this economy when you could easily hitch a ride together sheeesh #srsly tho why didn't they take less cars and more sharing #they got too much money smh #bed friend #bed friend the series #bed friend ep 1

[seabeck]

It’s been a terrible year for ground yellow jackets, they are everywhere and in the woods right now there’s just a constant buzzing noise because of how many there are. Yesterday we managed to find one practically right on the trail at a switch back (actually we found 3 but we avoided the other two..). The dogs stirred it up, my mom who was first screamed to run, and I had to run back down the trail because there was a massive cloud of wasps pouring out of the nest. Even though I was quite a bit back I managed to get stung on my ear and to avoid the nest I had to cut the switch back (I don’t normally do this but I was not running through 20+ wasps who had already marked me).

Thankfully the next one was partially dug up by an animal and was too focused on that and the one after that we just held the dogs for (my mom’s dog by her collar, and mine like a purse because she bites if I walk her by her collar??)

#my mom finally got stung at least #it either hitched a ride or followed up up the trail

[autisticrosewilson]

JayGrant au where Grant, the newfound guardian of Respawn, is fighting for his life trying to raise a child but Jason "#1 mom" Todd has practically moved in with him within the week to help raise the kid.

And here's the thing right- Jason likes Grant. He's funny, and he's cute, and he's the only one who can even remotely keep up with him in a solid spar. He's the smartest idiot Jason's ever met. But even he was freaked out when he went to go pick up his favorite gym bro and a 12 year old with pure white hair and,,,, familiar green eyes opens the door instead.

He doesn't ask. Because he's a moron with a crush (and maybe a part of him still feels bad about focusing more on his revenge quest than helping Talia with Damian). So instead of asking any of the millions of, certainly valid, questions he offers to babysit.

And Respawn? He just adores Jason. Practically every other word out of the kids mouth is about how cool and funny Jason is, and when is Jason coming to visit, and when are you going to tell Jason that you love him-

Grant has had just about enough of Jason rushing to his apartment in the middle of the night because Respawn called him for something or other, homework he needs help on or a bad dream.

At first Grant is relieved that he's not completely on his own, then he's annoyed (and maybe a little jealous) that the kid has an obvious favorite, but eventually Grant starts seeing the benefits of all this. Like getting to eat Jason's food everyday and hearing Jason's laugh ring through every corner of the house and seeing Jason walk around the house in just sweatpants every morning-

Jason is... really starting to regret his decisions. Grant doesn't seem to like him and the worst part is that hasn't made Jason's silly little crush go away at all. Even though he knows it's a lost cause I mean, Respawn is already going through so many new changes and adjustments, having his brother/caregiver suddenly in a relationship wouldn't be fair.

(Respawn has a string board full of plans to get them together shoved under his bed, but it seems every time he's about to make progress there's a knock at the door or a bird hits the window or on one notable occassion Grant's mom showed up. Apparently she was called although no one knows by who. he's going to have to call... reinforcements if things don't start looking up soon)

#dc #jason todd #grant wilson dc #jaygrant #Respawn #Cricket #the reinforcements are Damian and Rose #initially at least #somehow during all of this Adeline and Talia get and well...any attempts possibly being made by Dick and Slade put down promptly #Joey and Steph both get 1246906532 phone calls a week from Grant and Jason respectively as they lose their minds #Joey is like have you considered maybe you're just into men and Grant is like Joey that's ridiculous try again #and Steph is like literally just use your words and tell him you like him you freak #and Jason is like oh my GOD steph you don't get it he's out of my league and he hates me and he could never like me back and he has a kid #(Gotham press already thinks they're married wdym James Head and Grant Kane got hitched and have a kid it's EVERYWHERE)

[snzluv3r]

i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching) #god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

[uhyeahithinkso]

S P I N

#Sorry i haven't posted in a while. I've been sick and I just haven't got anything to post #my little pony g5 #WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #why did i make this #sunny starscout #zipp storm #pipp petals #izzy moonbow #hitch trailblazer #I could watch this forever #i-ready is hell #my little pony #mlp g5