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inkwell-illustrations · 9 months
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Muriel: H-how do you ask someone out? (wants to ask out Eric) Hastur: Well first... Ligur: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Muriel: .....And you said yes??
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theriverspath · 5 months
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Death is a White Horse: Part Three of a Good Omens / Valdemar Crossover
Rated Mature for Light Blood/Gore and Temporary Death of a Main Character. Prompt: "Broken, as you clutch the sleeve of my jacket and beg me not to leave" from The way you said "I love you."
THIS POST CONTAINS BIG SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS ONE AND TWO! READ THE FULL WORK ON AO3 HERE.
In a panic, Crowley gripped the man’s shoulders. His hands clung to the robe’s sleeves. Red bubbles pushed themselves out of the fabric and trickled through his fingers. He shook Aziraphale, hoping somehow the movement would rouse him. The Herald did not respond. [REDACTED FOR MILD GORE] A sob wrenched its way out of Crowley’s chest.
“I didn’t know! Aziraphale, I didn’t know! Please don't go! Please wake up so I can explain. Please! ”
“You’ve done well, Crowley." The Sunpriest Hastor's voice came from behind him. Crowley felt a numbness settle over him as he realized that this must be Hastor's doing. When Crowley didn't move, Hastor continued.
"Seducing the Monarch’s Own was the perfect way to gather the information we needed. Without it, I never would have known how to counteract their blasphemous magic.” This shocked Crowley out of inaction. He spun around, releasing Aziraphale and rising to his feet in one motion. The Sunpriest stood before him, unaffected by the chaos around them.
“What?! You think I laid with Aziraphale for Karse? For you?” The Sunpriest watched with a calm reserve. If he recognized the growing hate within his Attendant, he showed no signs of being concerned about it. “And … and, how did you know what he and I discussed in private?”
You think these unrighteous Heralds are the only ones with mind tricks?
The words appeared in Crowley’s head without first passing through his ears. Hastor was using mind magic on him! How did this man escape being burned? How had he risen to the rank of Sunpriest without this coming to light?
Crowley took a step back in alarm. He tripped over Aziraphale’s limp arm, and fell back into the gory muck of the impromptu battlefield. His eyes tracked the shadowed shape of a demon passing behind Hastur. It flew with unnatural speed, seeking its next target. 
Suddenly, Crowley felt a surge of power rise within him. It merged with his anger, his fear, his grief, his guilt. It built itself into a ball of rage and anguish within his belly. He knew what he had to do with it. Crowley closed his eyes and extended a hand towards the Sunpriest. He pictured grabbing the demon that had just flown by, called on the newly-found power within him, and pulled.
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Created for the November 2023 daily prompt writing challenge in Sendarya's discord server.
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aziraphales-library · 2 years
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Hello my dears! Do you happen to know any Michael & Ligur friendship fics or Michael/Ligur/Hastur ship fics? I can’t find good ones…
Hello! There are not many fics to go through on AO3 for this, anon. These are not pairings I generally read so it would be a waste me picking out a couple to highlight.
Here is the AO3 search for Ligur & Michael, which has 19 completed English language fics.
Here is the AO3 search for Hastur/Ligur/Michael, which has 23 completed English language fics.
I hope you find some you like! Do any of our followers have fics to recommend?
- Mod D
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owltaills · 5 years
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Good Memes ( pt 1 )
I just felt like making memes.... Good Omen memes
In case yall wonder ( free to use + credit pls )
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caldoesthings · 5 years
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Part 2 of Good Omens Incorrect Quotes
Gabriel: You see these arms? *flexes*
Gabriel: Wii Sports
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Crowley: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Hastor, rolling his eyes: You're a hazard to society
Aziraphale: And a coward. Do 20.
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Adam: No today Satan
Satan: You’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now if it’s something I said please just tell me
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Gabriel: What are you looking for
Aziraphale: My will to live
[Crowley walks in]
Aziraphale: Nevermind, found it
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The demons thought “ciao” meant food because pestilence was creating “chow” the foodless fast food
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roguesandsaviors · 3 years
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For the fandom ask : Good Omens ?
All right, so I'm answering based on show because I am only part way through the book. Also, thank you for sending in something!
My favorite female character
While I enjoyed Pepper as a character, gonna have to go with Anathema. Determined, at times a little clueless. I like that despite how determined she is, there is a lingering sense of doubt. It brings a nice element to the character rather than having this "I devoted my entire life to this prophecy and I will not fail" character that could have been.
My favorite male character
This is incredibly difficult. My gut instinct is to say Gabriel since really, I watched it first for Hamm's appearances. I love the expanded role that I know that they gave him. And the answer is definitely partially down to the fact that I adore the actor. (Though the same could be said for Aziraphale and Sheen). But I think I love how Gabriel brings the scope of how out of touch Heaven is into light. These are angels blindly following orders. While the same goes for Hell, there's that dickish quality that I love about him. I would punch him in the face irl but as a character, I love it.
My favorite book/season/etc
Well, technically it has only had one season. But with season two underway, I am going to have to follow the words of the master.rbimself, Mr. Neil Gaiman, and say I'll have to wait and see to be able to properly answer this one.
My favorite episode(if it's a tv show)
The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives. Aka the last episode. It brings everything together so neatly but also the amazing portrayal that Sheen and Tennant did of pretending to be each other's character pretending to be theirs. The body swap scenes are just outstanding.
My favorite cast member
I am going to cheat a little and say that this is a complete tie between Michael Sheen and Jon Hamm. I was a fan of both before the show and the fact that they were in it together was an absolute draw for me to watch the show before I finished the book. And I am glad I did.
My favorite ship
Aziraphale and Crowley. It's about the only ship outside of the Gabriel/OFC that I'm working on that I am pay any attention to within the fandom.
A character I'd die defending
Aziraphale all the way. Protect the precious angel and his amazing shop of books (shush it didn't burn down, what are you talking about?). He's a rule breaker without being a rule breaker if that makes sense. The word isn't law and he just wants to do what's good for others, while also enjoying all of these wonderful earth things that he has come to love.
A character I just can't sympathize with
I know they are popular within the fandom but Ligur and Hastor I just never got on board with.
A character I grew to love
Honestly, probably Newt. And I am not sure I would say love as much as enjoyed more and appreciated his role in the plot.
My anti otp
I never really like Ineffable Bureaucracy. Just never my taste.
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thatsnice13 · 5 years
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Good Omens John Mulaney Quotes
Crowley: And I had that thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkle can have; did I do that?
Aziraphale: You could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!
Newt: They look over to see who did that bullshit, expecting to see an 80 year old blind dog texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28 year old healthy male trying his best!
Anathema: Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that!
Shadwell: STREET SMARTS!!!
Madam Tracy: You want me to do what?
Also Aziraphale: Everyone get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds!
Adam Young: You can do whatever you want forever!
Hastor: I have a nuclear bomb! And I’m going to blow up the hospital!
Gabriel: -picks someone up- God can’t hear you!
Death: He can look at a child and tell you the price of their coffin!
War: This conversation is weird, and I want to talk about a book I read on world war 2!
Famine: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Pollution: this is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.
The Metatron: Let’s keep everything the same for a thousand years, and then change it to trick John!
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itwasjustanapple · 5 years
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On Crowley and Willpower
So there’s a ton of good meta out there on Good Omens but I feel like I haven’t seen quite anything like this so I’m going to make a post. Probably not adding anything that people don’t already know, but thought I’d go ahead and do this anyway. Be warned: this will likely be messy and unorganized. Because whenever I think my thoughts are organized I sit down to actually write them and find only utter chaos. Keep in mind these are my personal opinions. If there’s something you think I got wrong or find problematic, please let me know. I don’t have anyone reading this for me to make sure it’s ok, lol. So I appreciate feedback.
Trigger: mentions of abuse (nothing explicit, just acknowledgement that abuse happened)
So there’s a lot of great posts out there about Crowley breaking away from Hell’s abuse, and Aziraphale breaking away from Heaven’s manipulation, but I’d like to take a moment to admire how Crowley even kept that spark alive: that desire for freedom.
For me, Crowley is the more inspiring, because Aziraphale is . . . hmm. He’s the one who survives because he’s good and flies under the radar. He meets expectations. Crowley is the rebel. Crowley is the type of person who usually gets crushed or killed or winds up in jail in real life.
Just think about this: he got the ultimate punishment for his rebellious curiosity. He Fell. And yet, and yet, he still keeps questioning.
As many have pointed out, Hell is a mirror of Heaven. Falling didn’t give Crowley more freedom or anything. If anything he’s just in more danger. (Note: how casually the demon was killed in the Holy Water in Hell scene.) But he keeps his independence.
He doesn’t conform to expectations. (Note: Hastor and Ligur’s opinions on his demonic acts.)
His only ally that we know of is Aziraphale and they go long stretches without seeing each other, and Aziraphale isn’t always supportive of Crowley’s opinions/actions.
That just blows my mind. That Crowley has enough independence and hope and will power to just keep questioning, keep wanting, keep doing just everything he does when his support system is essentially just himself and sometimes one other person.
Him stopping time? Was really cool and dramatic. His love for Aziraphale? Heart warming and just . . . amazing. But what I find truly remarkable and inspiring about him is how he remains true to himself, when everyone (often including Aziraphale) does not approve of him, or wants him to change.
I love all the jokes and hcs about Aziraphale being the physically strong one, and Crowley being a mess and unable to even when Aziraphale finally throws himself into their mutual love. But . . . to me Crowley is the strong one. It is because of his strength that Aziraphale is able to gather his own strength and courage and finally break away from Heaven.
I like the Raphael hcs, but personally find Crowley even more powerful and inspiring if he’s NOT Raphael. Because if he was Raphael of course he’d have this kind of strength and love. Of course he’d still care about children and be able to defy Heaven.
But if Crowley is just some regular grunt. No one special. And he managed all of this . . .
then maybe I can.
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acedesigns · 5 years
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Revenge [Good Omens: Crowley X Reader]
Word Count: 641
A/N: I once made a doctor scream because of how double-jointed my neck is. That was fun.
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Crowley’s flat was usually a place of safety and comfort for you. It was the place you’d go to relax. This time, it was a trap.
The vile smell of shit met your nose. It took everything you had to not gag when the man put his arm around your neck to secure you close to him. You looked for anything to use as a weapon against him, but it was fruitless. So you were stuck there waiting for Crowley to return.
The moment he walked through the door of his flat, you tried not to cry. Crowley froze when he saw you held up against the body of another demon. Crowley cautiously walked a bit closer but kept a safe distance as to not provoke the other demon.
“Crowley,” Hastur rasped. His grip tightened on you. “So good of you to join us.”
“What do you want?” Crowley hissed.
Hastur smirked.  His rotting teeth showed and released an even worse stench than before. “Revenge.”
You whimpered and closed your eyes. You hated that you were being used as a weapon against Crowley. You mouthed I’m sorry to the kind-hearted demon.
“We might not be able to kill you,” Hastur began. “But we sure as Hell can kill those that are important to you.”
In a moment, Hastur placed both hands on your head. His arms tensed and twisted your head. A sickening crack emanated from your neck and you fell limp.
“No!” Crowley roared. Sobs immediately quaked his body. “[Y/N], [Y/N], no. Please wake up.”
“Oh, they’re not going to wake up,” Hastor dropped your body and stepped away from it. “This is what you get for betraying Hell, Crowley.”
Crowley rushed towards your body, ignoring the damned demon. He cradled you against him and rocked you back and forth. Tears fell from his face and on to yours. Hastor watched in joyous murth before leaving the flat of the broken demon.
“[Y/N], I’m so sorry,” Crowley bawled into the crook of your neck. “Just please, please wake up. Please, I need you.”
Slowly, you cracked one eye open to check the flat. Hastor was indeed gone. You moved one hand up to run through Crowley’s messy hair.
His jumped and looked down at you. You gave him a crooked smile. He blabbered, trying to make sense of what was happening.
“Double-jointed neck,” you whispered. “Just got lucky he actually popped it. Hurt a bit, though.”
“Thank Go-Sata—whoever,” Crowley wept and pulled you to him as tightly as possible without hurting you. “I thought I lost you.”
“I know,” you hushed and returned his embrace. “I know. I’m okay, everything’s okay.”
Crowley pulled away and pressed kisses to your face. He started with your forehead, moved to your temple, your cheeks, nose, and lips. You kept soothing him and running your hand through his hair, gripping onto his clothes, and kept reminding him that you were there.
You two had eventually moved to his couch. You were laying on your back with Crowley’s head resting against your stomach and his arms were tightly wound against your waist. He was hiccupping while tears still ran down his face.
“I love you. I love you so much,” he sniffled.
“I love you, too,” you cooed.
Crowley lifted his head to look up at you. His glasses were long since discarded allowing you to look at his bloodshot, golden eyes. He stared as if he was trying to memorize everything about you. You smiled softly at him and moved your hand to wipe away the tears that were still spilling from his eyes. He closed his eyes and leaned into your touch.
“Do you want me to get you anything?” you asked softly. Crowley responded by holding onto you tighter. You chuckled lightly, understanding that he just needed you there with him.
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phlintandsteel-ao3 · 5 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley, Beelzebub, Gabriel, Hastor, Michael, Uriel Additional Tags: HOA busybody AU, i feel like i should tag chris flemming even though they're not specifically in this, good omens gayle waters-waters crossover AU, yes it's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, but i laughed while writing it and that's all that matters Summary:
“And think about joining the neighborhood watch, we meet on Wednesdays!”
Crowley immediately turned around as soon as Gabriel let him out of their little encounter, so he just waved the newspaper over his head noncommittally as he headed back into his house.
“Who was that you were talking to?” Aziraphale asked, nodding at the kitchen window while he poached their eggs on the stove.
“Some cunt.”
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theriverspath · 6 months
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Life is a Party: Part One of a Good Omens / Valdemar Crossover Fic
Entire trilogy rated Mature. Chapter rated Teen. Prompt: "A taunt, with one eyebrow raised and a grin bubbling at your lips" from The way you said "I love you."
“Not enjoying the party, Herald?”
Aziraphale’s fan snapped shut with a swift thwarp. A sting of panic swept up his spine. He must have really let his guard down if the man in the doorway behind him had gotten this close without his knowledge. He steeled his expression to hide his surprise before turning around.
“Attendant to the Sunpriest.” He acknowledged the Karsite with a polite nod of his head. The man gave something of an amused half-smile and returned the nod. Aziraphale couldn’t help but notice the way his shock of red hair contrasted handsomely with the black and gold of his courtly attire.
“Please, just Crowley. No need to stand on ceremony out here in the garden. If that’s acceptable to you, of course?” Crowley lifted his eyebrows and tilted his head, his expression the perfect picture of polite inquisitiveness. Aziraphale considered the situation. This was their first introduction, strictly speaking.
As Monarch’s Own, Aziraphale had attended the welcoming ceremony for Sunpriest Hastor, the new ambassador from Karse. Crowley had been among the priest’s many attendants, and was apparently of high enough rank within the ambassador’s retinue to be named during the function. King Gabriel had also made known his advising cabinet, including Aziraphale. So, though they knew each other's names, they had not had the opportunity to meet as individuals. But, that’s what this ball was about: a chance for Valdemar’s court and the Karsite ambassador’s entourage to start to forge relationships that would hopefully help them both broker a lasting peace. With that thought in mind, Aziraphale replied.
“All right, Crowley. Feel free to call me Aziraphale.” Crowley’s polite expression seemed to flitter through surprise before returning to the practiced smile of a courtier. The Karsite took a step forward, narrowing the distance between them.
“Thank you, Aziraphale.” Crowley’s voice dipped low on the Herald’s name. The sound of it did something tingling and tight in Aziraphale’s solar plexus.
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riyuyami · 4 years
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No one asked for this, but this is me, and if you’ve been following my main blog than you know what kinda shit I’m up to under the read more.
That’s right, it’s a new au!
Basically, how can I Good Omens up Yugioh?
HMMMM...
Well, for starters, I am so standing by my idea that The Them are Yugi and crew.
Like, okay, Yugi being Adam (the Antichrist) is awesome, plus you’ve got Anzu as Pepper, Jou as Brian, and Honda as Wensleydale.
Like, this is totally perfect.
But that leaves everyone else, right?
Bakura and Marik are totally Hastor and Ligur, either could be either demon, but the idea of Bakura’s hair just being a bad wig he wears over his animal on his head is a bit funnier to me so he might end up as Hastor (terribly sorry Marik, for what happens to you, unless if I go by the book/radio show where both of them... ya know)
But what about Crowley and Aziraphale? Who the heck are they gonna be played by?
I’m *this* tempted to make them Kaiba and Atem.
Why? Cause Kaiba, Mr. Legs-For-Days himself, would make for a great Crowley. An asshole with a heart of gold! Plus he’d get snake eyes, probably blue still. He’d be a white snake with blue eyes.
Blue eyes white snake.
Atem being Aziraphale is hilarious cause of the holier-than-thou attitude he can sometimes have, along with trying to do the right thing because he thinks it’s the right thing even if he knows it’s bad. And I can make him chubby! And put him in Aziraphale’s outfit! And maybe curl up his hair.
If not them? I might just say fuck it and make this Starshipping cause I never do anything with my otp anymore, plus, that would be fun to have Judai as the demon and Yusei as the angel.
And if I go with that, Kaiba can be Gabriel if I got by the show cause that’s hilarious. ‘Shut your stupid mouth and die already’ is very much a Kaiba line.
Shhhh... as always, all my aus are self-indulgent and this is my blog, I can do whatever I want.
Not sure on the others, there’s a lot of characters when you get down to it in this book/radio show/tv show. I might have Ishizu as Anathema, but she’d make for a great Agnes Nutter too
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killhimagain · 5 years
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I read the book Good Omens before watching the show and now the show is just disappointing. It's like Aziraphale and Crowley hate each other. Anathema seems to hate her life and the book. Hastor and Ligur aren't nearly as funny as they should be. The show is just dark and serious and depressing compared to the book.
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ao3feed-goodomens · 5 years
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Hell is a place on earth
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2FIHt6S
by phlintandsteel
“And think about joining the neighborhood watch, we meet on Wednesdays!”
Crowley immediately turned around as soon as Gabriel let him out of their little encounter, so he just waved the newspaper over his head noncommittally as he headed back into his house.
“Who was that you were talking to?” Aziraphale asked, nodding at the kitchen window while he poached their eggs on the stove.
“Some cunt.”
Words: 3428, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, Other
Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley, Beelzebub, Gabriel, Hastor, Michael, Uriel
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: HOA busybody AU, i feel like i should tag chris flemming even though they're not specifically in this, good omens gayle waters-waters crossover AU, yes it's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, but i laughed while writing it and that's all that matters, ineffable husbands, Ineffable Bureaucracy
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2FIHt6S
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iateyourburrito · 4 years
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Starting good omens
Episode 1:
The universe was made at 9:13 and dinosaurs are a joke.
You libras are apparently most attached to the earth.
Biome garden Biome garden
Apples are evil, jot that down. Peaches are much better
Hello Crowley.
Dass a nice butt wowza.
FLAMEY SWORD
What a freaky transformation.
Boyfs.
C r a w l e y
Haha Led Zeppelin reference
Fruit tree on the moon what's it gonna do
Azzy denies the existence of the sword and then backtracks
Crowley flirting
Mmmm lion meat
More flirting
Azzy protects his boyfriend
Of monsters and men style opening. Sorta freaky. (^._.^)
Is that a duck in a suitcase
NYOOOM
Fly or die
Nice title
Zambies Oh wait no they're not...
Big black eyes (=`ェ´=)
Demons? Trusting each other? HAHA FUNNY JOKE
QUEEN
Flashy bastard has gone native.
All hail Satan, Uh yeah hi guys
That swagger tho OwO
Lizard man corrupted a politician.
50,000,000 angry folks because of mobile phones.
They love him
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
The chameleon nodded too
They love him but backfired
Can i have a hand please? How about a whole right arm?
Nervous.
Chao! Wha t? Means füd
BABY CRYING
Azzy speaks Japanese?
Gabe is here.
Gabe is a prick.
Gabe sucks, i do not like Gabe.
She's having a baby. And she wants sandwiches
Thaddeus is having a video call.
Nuns!
Baby switching scheme? Baby ditching scheme.
Chattering!!!!!!
Chiquita just get the biscuits.
So much smiling.
Two women having babies
Crowley.
Baby A and Baby B and the Adversary
Master Crowley said baby to room three.
Is this why three is considered a cursed number?
WRING MOTHER WRONG MOTHER HGHSG
He's so excited about the boy???
Wink wonk
Damien to Adam.
Crowley screwed himself over mobily.
Secret agents and pavloved ducks
Crowley spitting straight facts.
Azzy is not interested but crepes in paris is what he's interested in.
ALCOHOL, EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL
Get behind me. O p e after you.
Drunk angle.
My point is dolphins.
Kraken.
What are they putting in bananas these days
EtERNitYyyyyyYYyYYyYyYYYYyyyyy
The sound of muuuuuusic
Reverse drunk.
Hastor is pissed. He wants them to dissolve
YO DID HE JUST KILL HER????
Hastor is a straight bastard.
She is dead.
Thw a r t
Loopholes are the best.
Is that mary poppins
Warlock is cute
Azzy what the f u c kity
Crowley as a nanny is a fuckin icon.
Mmmm deth
IS THAT AN ANGLE ON A HOVERBOARD?!?!?!
Gabe stfu what have you done to help?
Please do not lick the walls.
DOG!!!!!!
Mmmmm tasty.
They're old and educational! It's dumb.
Birthday in an escape room. But moooooooooom
Hell hound!!!!!
Don't kill the child.
ENTERTAINING!!!
HARRY THE RABBIT IS MY BEST FRIEND.
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Food fight
Dove dead? Lolol jk.
No dog? Wrong boy.
Them teetg tho.
Little doggie and smart doggie!!
The naming. It's name is Dog.
Heehoo memos
No checkups = memos
I know what you smell like.
Fuck. We're doomed.
End episode 1 with a s w e e t end track
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