#gonna nut myself

[ihatebnha]

I feel like Bakugo would death grip his chubby gf to his lap if she tried getting off of it after he pulled her down by her waist when they were out with his friends or something... It wasn't a planned meet but a bump in and they didn't know about Bakugo and y/n....

oh, he would LOOOL, and it's honestly making me laugh because I can really imagine it going so many ways.

is he pulling you onto his lap automatically and then realizing what he's done? Was the date interrupted and you had no where to sit once the squad wanted to join? Or is Bakugo just clingy and doesn't want you to leave once he realizes everyone has already seen him being all ooey gooey w/ u🥺

Dunno, but the thing about him is... whether or not you were prepared to announce your relationship at that exact moment, he had probably been thinking about it already AT LEAST... so while you're squirming around trying to make him let you go because you don't want him to be be upset... he's just sitting there refusing to let you go and glaring daggers at everyone in case they have shit to say.

They don't, of course, but are still somewhat surprised because big ol' bakugo being sweet with someone as cute as you... is a miracle LOL. everyone was rooting for him all along, so to find out it was actually true? Magic.

(tho I definitely think it's funny to think about the squad asking bakugo if he's dating you... and him saying no WHILE you're in his lap.

Kiri's like, "but... we just saw you guys kissing?"

and both you and bakugo are just looking at him, all... "no shit sherlock, take the hint" asdjkfjasdf)

#bakugo #honestly another trope that gets me every time is couples who aren't a secret but don't tell anyone #makes me giddy #me and my ex were like that and i loved it LOOOL #but its definitely a bakugo move too #for idk... lol i cant think of who but for SOMEONE to be like: 'wow bakugo u kinda touch y/n a lot' #and he's just like 'mind your business' #but then they ask u like 'bakugo isnt being inapropro with u right? he acts like ur dating' #and ur like 'oh we are :)' #and the person faints #LOL I LOVE THAT #and maybe the whole squad knows bc its been a while #but someone new joins u guys and theyre the only one who doesnt know #and maybe its a girl??? *spongebob giggle* and they just keep trying to hit on bakugo but are c*ckblocked by EVERYONE #and they're like 'ajdkfha ugh bakugo is single stop it!!!' #and everyone is like 'uhhh no he's not? ur just stupid' #and theyre like 'bakugo thats not true tell them' #and he's like 'no theyre right' KJDhadjfkhasdjh #gonna nut myself #anyway i digress #sorry this is a bit sloppy #i didnt want to lean into the insecure thing #i much prefer this #ask #anon #caitie things #queue

[ohitslen]

Guess who had a little too much fun with the pathetic reincarnation AU idea :))

To summarize! WW gets reincarnated in a very distant future where humanity is more settled down in the planet. He remembers everything and decides to keep living his life as normally as he is able to. That is until he meets his neighbor when he moved to a new apartment.

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He was an absolute weirdo of a guy who looked just like Vash in so many ways yet was so different in many others at the same time.

He pretends that his system isn’t going haywire every time he is around the man, the one that resembles someone he cared for so deeply in a life that wasn’t his but remembers all too well. He decides to pretend he doesn’t know Vash because he really doesn’t, not this one at least.

Meanwhile, Vash is going through a very trippy existential crisis for seeing Wolfwood again after what felt like dozens of centuries. This could clearly not be him however because, well, he knows why. So he pretends not to know him because wouldn’t that be weird if he acted like he did?

They avoid each other like the plague, the beautiful and horrible emotions that swarmed on their insides too much to bear just by the presence of the other. They could slip at any moment so it was better to evade the neighbor.

The thing here is, that life has never gone how they want it since ever.

#MANY IDEAS WAAAAA EXPLODING IMPLODING PLODING #It’s so funny to think about how fucked up these two are and put em in a sitcom kinda situation #I have much more sketched out but it’s gonna take some time because of how busy I am rn #this is something I did in my little spare time I gave to myself because oh I HAD to #I think of the sunglasses that Vash wears are that color bc they reminded him of WW ones and bought them on s whim #the red jacket is the stampede one since it’s design is more modern and fit much better for the whole environment! #and WW is shorter in this lifetime because I said so. fully on board with them being the same build #but for this. for this he has to look up at Vash and be hit with the I feel so Small now. #as in. intimidated. he’s afraid of Vash bc of how weird he acts around him it drives him nuts #Vash is much more imposing now somehow. most likely due to his ancient nature for that time but WW doesn’t know this ofc #I WANT TO SAY SO MUCH MORE WAAA NO MORE UNI AU AFTER THE FIC IS DONE #ITS THIS ONE IVE DECIDED. #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #wolfwood #vash #nicholas trigun #trigun fanart #trigun au #reincarnation au #lenssi draws #lenssi writes #im really enjoying scanning the mechanical pencil drawings I do. the texture is so crumchy

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

God ao3 tags are the best

#ao3 #ya know i was gonna say don't judge me for the smut but like #this is the go nuts show nuts site #i don't have to explain myself to y'all lmao #you all actually understand lol

[theloveinc]

Meeting Bakugo when youre forced to sit next to him in an early modern romance poetry class☹️

#I’m gonna nut myself #it’d be so hot… him trying to shield his notes from u on the raunchiest poem ever #literally whispering and blushing when he’s forced to read out #NERD!!!!!! #anyway #obsessed with this emoji #☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ #shii posts #gen

[arctic-hands]

For real tho health freaks who scream about how sugar and salt will kill us all and try to push for restrictions on things like candy and chips for SNAP recipients or politicians who try from time to time to replace food stamps all together and give out Government Approved Staples like bread and peanut butter and Government Cheese are gonna kill a whole lotta sick and disabled people like

Diabetics

POTS sufferers

Hypotensives

People with peanut allergies

People with celiac disease or wheat allergies

The lactose intolerant

People who can't eat solid food

People who are undernourished for any reason and need all the calories they can pack on

So-called "picky eaters" who can't tolerate certain tastes and textures without getting violently ill

A myriad of other human conditions that cannot be neatly tallied into categories because the human body and human experience is vast and infinitely variable

But I don't think ableds really care about us and our health like they like to claim so they can harass us about it, do you?

#tag yourself I'm five out of ten #health food is gonna kill me one day i swear to God #vasovagal syncope/POTS was actually a fun disease to have since the treatment is honestly junk food #to get my sugar and sodium levels up quickly so i don't pass out #but then the United States government in their infinite compassion slashed my food stamps in half #and now i can't afford 'luxeries' like enough chips and candy i need to not faint and concuss myself. again #add the celiac and to a lesser extent the lactose intolerancy and now two fruit allergies... #and I'm paying three times the amount for like fifteen food items and that is accounting for the food inflation even ableds are facing #whatever food shortages ableds are going thru right now i swear to you it's much much worse if you're sick/disabled #stop policing what food people buy with the money their given i don't care if it's a paycheck or welfare #SOMETIMES I'll get a pitiful and defensive 'well how was i supposed to know?!' when i confront people bugging me about this #you don't know so shut your trap about it in the first place #most people just ignore the reason and accuse me of making up excuses to eat 'unhealthy' foods tho #health nut #ableism #systemic ableism #food #Salt blessed Salt

[yeetlegay]

Me giving myself a pep talk in the mirror every morning: you could totally top them, I know you could

#they’re gonna be tough nuts to crack iykwim but​ ​I believe in myself and my strap game ✊ #Kinn/Payu gimme one chance I’ll treat you so right #kinnporsche #love in the air #why don’t queue stay

[good-beans]

I can't reply to them immediately, but you all should send your Fuuta or Mahiru thoughts 👉👈

#im so busy but i need to drown myself in blorbos or im gonna go nuts today #and you guys have such good takes 😤 #anything thats on your mind! theories/opinions/silly things/etc #and it can honestly be any of the milgram characters but those two are on the brain rn lol #milgram #rose rambles

[the-racer]

people on tumblr posting free palestine shit are insane. no joke, you guys are crazy. i see jumblr stuff on my dash all the time and it fills my heart to see so many jews being so uplifting with each other and supporting each other in spite of everything.

but then this "free palestine" shit shows up on my dash. and you know what?

IT'S NEVER ABOUT FREEING PALESTINE

IT'S VIOLENT, RAMPANT ANTISEMITISM

the stuff you free palestine fuckers post is NEVER about freeing palestine. it is awful, anti-semitic, racist bullshit that you post because you aren't about freeing palestine, you are about hating jews. you aren't some awesome activist, you're a fucking antisemite. don't hide behind your free palestine shit, just say you hate jews and fuck back off.

people see anything jewish on their dash and call us genocidal monsters, they call us kikes and they go fucking insane all because we're jewish, never mind the fact that the jewish world literally got turned on its head. jewish people are terrified and we know how hated we are.

jewish people on tumblr shouldn't be fucking jumpscared by your stupid "death to israel" posts.

if you're an anti-semitic fuck, get out of my notes, don't follow me. i'm a jew and i am so tired of this.

#seriously what the fuck is wrong with you guys #i just know someone is gonna see this and go nuts and be all up in my messages telling me to kill myself #you first #jumblr #jewish #jews #jewblr #am yisrael chai #israel #fuck off you fucking crazy antisemites #עם ישראל חי

[numetalpuppygirl]

specifically whose MUSIC.... try not to voice on principle or based on the musicians' actions/personalities. or do. idk i'm not thw boss of you -_-

@numetalpuppygirl

#sorry for no rbs but if you think i'm gonna let myself get eaten alive by pop stans you're nuts #especially after the fucking ''worst genre'' saga (ongoing) #*char noises* #girldata online

[pawbeanies]

not nsfw and perhaps dangerous to talk about Work but they are making puppy(me.) hand a thing of mail off to an attending and TALK to him and now puppy (me.) is nervous. that man is a doctor . that man has finished his residency . i post about being a dog on the internet for Secret Horny Tumblr Points we live in two VASTLY different realities

#i think its the severe and untreated anxiety but every time the office soor opens i shit myself truly and honestly #all this stress is gonna compound into the best nut ever later i think. im a doctor #i cant be a sexy secretary under these conditions (im nervous #if this man doesnt show up in 30 minutes when my shift ends im gonna rlly pass out. doctor PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: February 17

“DYWTYLM” by Sleep Token

#song of the day #Sleep Token really saving my sanity as we navigate this dark and uncertain time without an upgraded sibling singalong playlist #had to go out into the snow on under two hours' sleep to get groceries #(the farmers' market gave me kefir cheese so any amount of suffering would've been worthwhile but I couldn't know that at the time) #and getting into Nick's car knowing there was music I could request that he could play loud as he wanted and I wouldn't want to cry #I mean blessing isn't even a strong enough term. baking a cake for the Sleep Token guy (his name is Vessel) as we speak #anyway this song sounds incredible in the original and then so odd sung acapella. like singing a bass line just a couple beats repeating #polar opposite of my lady indie covers. a song rendered fully unrecognizable when I wander the house mumbling it to myself #the verses do alright I suppose but the chorus is out of the question. the lyrics are so strong too real gut-punch lines #'and my reflection just won't smile back at me like I know it should / and I would turn into a stranger in an instant if I could #and there is something eating me alive I don't know what it is / maybe not that you conceal your feelings they just don't exist' #the whole song is like that it is so so so good. every new Sleep Token song I hear I'm like oh of course yes I see why these are fic titles #(Sleep Token catching up to Fall Out Boy and Hozier in terms of lines I've seen as fic titles. I mean we are really getting up there #and I am definitely not immune. if/when I put up those fanmixes y'all are gonna be seeing some Sleep Token let me tell you) #edit: it stands for 'Do You Wish That You Loved Me' I just realized I never said #didn't even pick lyrics that include it which is nuts when you realize that every verse does twice. whoops

[thatfaerieprincess]

if one more well meaning relative asks me if i have done any drawing recently i will start screaming and flip a table 🤪🙃

#it's not their fault!! it's not!!! I'm known for being The One Who Draws #they usually get updates from my parents sending out pictures of things I drew for assignments for school for years!! they haven't gotten #anything new in a long time!! #it's not their fault to ask hey have u been making anything new?? #but also if one more person asks I'll literally go fucking nuts I will start screaming crying throwing up #I will begin tearing myself limb from limb #especially if it's my grandma who I see literally every week and she in fact knows I have not been drawing #it's worse when she asks bc then it's also with that quiet pity of someone who assumes I probably haven't but hopes that I have #ANYWAY SORRY I JUST HAD TO PUT THIS SOMEWHERE #I'm doing my best and I'm not in a great space and I'm trying real hard to try and figure out who the fuck I am when my entire life isn't #Completeing Assignments #bc since middle school I have been nothing much outside of a Complete Assignments Machine #and I've found ways to bring my humor and my creativity and things I enjoy INTO Completeing Assignments #but I've somehow then learned I can ONLY do these things if they're for Completeing Assignments #and now I have graduated college and I'm trying to get a fucking job and move somewhere new and my life isn't Completeing Assignments anymor #and I haven't relearned how to have creative fun ideas outside of the assignments framework #but I want to get there again #but I need everyone to stop asking me if I have made any art recently #bc I think for a while the answer is going to be no and if it's not no it's gonna be yes but I'll have made something so fucking weird #you're going to wish I had said no and not explained that I was building a dead rat puppet #im a rambling sam