idk how to express it but like. my mum asked me earlier "do you have initiative? you need to learn how to do things without people telling you" and idk how to tell her like. 1. i am autistic and a HUGE part of that is not having motivation or initiative in the traditional sense because its harder to read what people want from you, 2. i also have executive dysfunction with my depression, and 3. she is the reason why i have a lack of motivation! because my whole life when i Try to do things to help out, i either get confused or i do it wrong, and shes not patient with me and also doesnt explain things to me - and the worst part is 4. i dont know how to explain stuff to her without it feeling like an excuse, because when i speak plainly, she thinks im dodging blame, when im actually just trying to communicate my default settings and how im working on overcoming them because i live in a neurotypical society. when i dont contribute or help out because im scared of messing up, i am ridiculed and shamed, and when i do contribute, im not allowed to ask clarifying questions or ask for support, because then i am an idiot. and y'know what? its annoying to be told i have no motivation when right now is the time where i have the most self-driven motivation ive ever had
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People who thought I was cruel for wanting to break up with my abuser are gonna lose their minds once they realize there's 100% times a reason why someone wants to break up in the first place.
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What if i want to bite them (all characters), like. Its love bites <3 like not hard enough to bleed hut enough to leave a mark for a while. Like i love them so much i just cant help it! I would kiss the bite marks after in hopes to make them not hurt as much <3
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Darling Gives Them Love Bites <333
My OCs x GN! Reader
Heres a short post from an old request as a little snack before the yan gang!!
CW: biting ofc, nsfw jumpscares sprinkled in, tooth decaying fluff
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Adrian is a bit confused and weirded out at first, like why are you biting thats gross youre gross wait why are you stopping you have to bite his other shoulder or else its not symmetrical and itll feel weird come back !!
he needs to get used to it gradually, but once it gets to the point you leave marks on his skin, he's asking for a lil bite every time you two say goodbye so he can have a memento of you
he cums in his pants if you lick the bite oh my god please do it again he begs of you
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Brandon thinks it's a game and bites you back, picking you up and throwing you up in the air. You activated some kind of trigger in him that made him go full excited golden retriever.
He bites you back, kissing the area over and over again as revenge
He probably bites more than you to be honest, he's always wanted to bite but held back in case you were uncomfy with it, but now that he knows you're cool with it he's going ham.
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Valeth is cooing over you, little duckling bites!! so cute!!!
He praises your bite marks, pointing out the parts that hurt saying things like "If you tried, you could definitely break skin! Good job my duckling!"
Thinks your little teeth are cute, especially your canines, he loves comparing it to his tusks.
He allows, no, encourages to let you nibble on his hand or arm
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The horde doesnt let you, kisses are ok, but biting ? no no no
not because they dont like it, they just dont want you putting your mouth on their literally rotten skin
plus they associate biting with eat so thats a bit of a problem
but my oh my they love kisses, give them a bit and maybe just maybe theyd let you nibble a little bit.
dont let them do it back to you especially ribs, they have super sharp teeth that can break bone if they wanted
but like you might be into that so idk man
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Wolfie thinks youre being aggressive before you assure him its how you express love, then he starts to do it back or lick you.
It's more of him casually putting a part of your body in his mouth protectively, he doesnt wanna hurt his mate ;-;
he still prefers licks and cuddles tho, anything that involves cuddles are ok for him!!
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Doriks cummin buckets im sorry
are you marking him as yours ? please do it some more please! maybe on his ear? arm? dick? chest?
hes all yours !!!
he offers to bite you back, itll eventually turn into very intense sex that ends with the both of you covered head to toe in bite marks
he wants round 2
use it as a reward and hes doing whatever you ask with the speed of a sports car
appears right next to you, neck exposed, waiting eagerly for another bite
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kalva is confused but laughs and bites you back, its a little painful because of the beak but he tries his best to be gentle.
he sees it as you trying to preen him and swoons over your 'attempt'
he preens you in order to teach how its really done! its mostly just an excuse to love on you <3
hes very ticklish so expect a flurry of giddly hoots and chirps from him whenever you nibble on him
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jasper is crying sobbing rolling on the floor rn
BITE HIM ON THE BECK PLEASE BITE HIM ON THE N-
he wants to roleplay with you being a vampire and him being your mortal soulmate
lil guy a bit freaky like that <3
moans so loud when you bite him, he has to apologize
euheheh eghghhh hes so crazy for you and your love bites
doesn't wanna bite back because skin on teeth is not a good sensation for him, but he'll cover your face in kisses to return the favor
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The vampires are cooing, swooning, absolutely simping for you
our little mortal is biting us so cute soc ute!!!!
get ready for never ending teasing and kissing
they point out the marks you leave and talk about how much better it would be if you were a vampire like them!
they fake terror over your bites, oh nooo a cute little human is biting me !! so so spooky !!
please let them bite you back
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Baron is short circuiting
ohmy oh oh my oh yomhyo-
thank you.
he has to process what just happened for a bit
tries to forget about it but he cant help but want another one when he gets a glimpse of your teeth when you talk or smile at him
stays up and imagines your mouth all over his skin leaving teeth marks everywhere
stayed up that night pumping his cock when he remembers you biting your lip that one time
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Caspian makes a big deal out of it
hes literally morticia in the addams family movie
last night you were unhinged, you were like some desperate howling demon, you frightened me
do it again
no please were are you going do it again!!!
"misbehaves" so you can bite him again as punishment
oops! i splashed you with water! you might have to bite me again~
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Hallow is yanking his fabric back and scolds you, what if you choked? he'd be worried sick!
gets you a chew fidget instead
doesnt quite understand love bites
please explain to him why eating him means you love him
maybe its because you think hes delicious? awwee thank you! youre delicious too i suppose !
coos over you as he holds you close, thank you for the bite honeypie!!
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Ashvan is squealing over how cute it was!!
blushes whenever you do, like very very flustered, his eyes might be covered by soft fur but you can almost see the redness on his face
his ears flatten as he tries to calm his frantically wagging tail
he gets much shyer whenever you smile at him or when you bite into your food during meals
he has to timidly ask for another bite with his index fingers touching together
please give him more biteys!!
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Axel tells you to bite harder
try it! hes tough! lets see how strong that jaw of yours is!
*frantically hiding his growing erection*
calls you little kitten or..rat
teases you by poking at your mouth with his finger to get you to bite
he loves it, he thinks its the cutest thing whenever you do it, especially when youre just subconsciously nibbling on him as if he was a chew toy
he makes sure his hands are always washed for you, no more touching dirty stuff carelessly, he gotta take care of himself for you!!
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King Alistair is pushing you away and coldly telling you no, but once you two are alone in your shared chambers, away from prying eyes, he softly tells you to continue
of course he loves you, he wants you to be free to express yourself, but please dont do it when people are watching
he has a reputation to uphold! not because he's shy and insecure about showing pda in public or anything...
bites back, definitely bites back!! out of all the ocs i think he bites the most next to Brandon
loves playing predator and prey whenever you two are fooling around together, if he ever leaves marks, hes kissing them softly to let you know he means no harm, he just got a bit carried away because youre just so sweet~!
if you leave marks, hes covering it up in his clothes, but occasionally he heads to he mirror, pulls away the fabric covering your lovebite, and smiles
argaragrgagrggrgargagrg
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it is i, the anon who sent in the ask about asshole magistrate astarion meeting tav again and YES everything you said is exactly what i imagined !!
in regards to tav generally disliking astarion but still defending his autonomy no matter what, i think this would be such an interesting dynamic for romance bc in this situation, tav has nothing to gain from defending him but still does so simply because they see him as a person before anything else, and their vocal dislike/annoyance toward him is even stronger evidence of their recognition of his personhood.
itβs like, βno matter how much I dislike you, there is nothing you could ever do or say that makes you undeserving of basic decency and freedomβ
that kind of unconditional acceptance of him would probably rock astarionβs world, haha !! and ultimately i think tavβs attitude would only endear them to astarion more, not in a βoh this personβs attractive bc they donβt like me and i like a challengeβ way but more in a βeven though this person doesnβt like me they have immeasurable kindness for me even when i donβt deserve it how can i possibly repay themβ kind of way !!
sorry this was so long i just love the potential dynamics with astarion !!
NO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AGTHEHIKWOE
Him doing everything possible to get that sort of kindness but outside of just tav defending his freedom?? Like he sucks up to them so bad and when he's arguing w a companion about something and tav (for the first time ever) defends his side of the point??? Poor guy blows a fuse and he thinks of it as a victory (in reality you really just agreed w him more than your companion lol)
UGH and tav slowly learning to see that he's becoming a better person I WOULD CRY
And since none of his flirtations are working when tav FINALLY accepts any kind of innocent affection (like maybe he offers them one of his books) heβs like βoh god is this working????? Do I not need sex to get someone to like me??????β
I FEEL LIKE WHEN THEY REALLY DO REALIZE THEY LIKE ONE ANOTHER THEYD BE SO CLUMSY AND FLUSTERED ALL THE TIME π astarion confused because he's not used to non-physical affection and tav trying to be nicer rather than letting their previous opinions of him consume themβ¦
THIS IS SO CUTE AHAHEHDIS
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Through though Thoughts
β‘masterlistβ‘
MINORS DNI
Warnings: dark characters, noncon/dubcon,
ΰΌΊ*:οΎο½₯β§ο½₯:*:οΎο½₯β‘ readmore β‘ο½₯οΎ:*:ο½₯β§ο½₯οΎ:*ΰΌ»
β‘ Scummy manager eddie !!! Who fucks you in the supply closet letting everyone hear you!! He bends you over the grill/fryer not caring about the danger he'll give you a pay rise if you let him cum inside
β‘ Vampire eddie tricks you into becoming a vampire by letting you fred from him "c'mon I feed from you all the time it's only right for you to do it from me, maybe I'll understand why you complain so much be as rough as you want" he doesnt understand why you complain because his pants are now ruined
β‘Eddie fucking the angel of heavens gates to get a free pass in
β‘ Demon eddie fucking angel readerΒ
β‘ Did someone say heather au?? JD!eddie x veronica! Reader ππ kurt + ram! Billy and steve ππ
β‘ priest! hopper fucking his favourite nun after she was almost seduced by eddie/steve/billy
β‘ barista! Reader asking what milk theyd like in their coffee only to get the response of "yours"
β‘ line cook! Eddie who has a favourite server (you<3) he always makes you food when you're hungry and isnt scared to go out and insult customers who make you cry
β‘ hopper + dmitri/enzo fucking guard! Reader to escape ???!?!?!?!!
β‘ porn director! Murray pairing his favourite actress (you<3) with the fan favourite hopper, hopper always messes up on purpose just so he can get round after round out of you
β‘ Robin is horrible at sexting she can only Express her desires speaking whether that be on the phone or to your face she tries her best but jesus christ "humps humps humps dirty talk hump hump inserts strap thrust thrust spank spank thrust thrust degradation dirty talk thrust cums cuddles"
β‘ nancy finds the cutest lingerie for you both to wear she makes you so flustered when she complements you, your legs spread infront of a mirror with your back against her chest. Pretty girls doing pretty things
β‘ I know I did a cryptid girlfriend for eddie but I feel like everyone deserves a creepy girlfriend!!
β‘ cryptid! Girlfriend who finds steve in the woods looking for dustin as hes supposedly ran off again (he didnt he was in his room the entire time) only to stumble across the creepy little weirdo whose bathing in the river water. He ushers you out and wraps is jacket around you (you have no Idea why) and is panicking into the black square thing that makes noise. Obviously none of the kids can take you in so he has no other choice but to take you back to his. Hes desperately asking you questions trying to find someone to call and hoping it's not an upside down situation however you seem to care more about his fluffy hair than anything else
β‘ crytpid! Girlfriend who shows up in Nancy's room, who scares the life out of her, who refuses to leave her alone despite the items she throws at her (she pockets it them and keeps them)!! You're so creepy and nancy hates it!! You also dont understand boundaries as your practically under her skin 24/7 if you could fit in her pocket you would
β‘ cryptid! Girlfriend who Robin finds you on night shift at the video store wandering in the back alleyway of the store doing god knows what. At first robin thinks you're lost and tries to ask you questions only to get completely ignored and naturally follows you around to try and figure out where you came from. You run off at some point but come back the next night bringing gifts, and the next night, and the next until you've successfully courted your human wife
β‘ argyle who finds you after almsot running you over, he was trying to deliver pizza until you ran into the road he immediately gets out and tries to talk to you but once again you ignore him. He feels bad about almost killing you so gives you a pizza completely forgetting about the customer. He somehow befriends you and often dees you hanging out by the side of the road and his window
β‘ johnathan captures you on camera and thinks you're a ghost, he goes back to where the photo was taken to try and replicate it to see if it was true only for you to sneak up behind him because you like the flash from the weird thing in his hands. You follow him home despite his protests and now he keeps you in his room because how in the world would he begin to explain why a girl with weird pupils is in the house???
β‘ cryptid! Girlfriend who breaks into hoppers cabin and refuses to leave. He kicks you out even threatening to shoot you but you always come back, sometimes baring gifts and pretty little rocks. He feeds you from his porch sometimes watching you eat whatever he gifts you. He dozes off one afternoon and wakes up to you huddled up next to him, he feels bad and now let's you stay with him but hes not happy about it (that's a lie)
β‘ cryptid! Reader who befriended the kids long before billy was around whenever hes mean to them she scares him straight. It's the same routine and last for only about a week until billy is conditioned to not bully children, he thinks hes going insane until he goes to pick up max only to find the girl that's been harassing him for months playing their dumb game. They just stare at eachother until billy ushers max to the car and quizzes her on who the hell you are. Hes creeped out by you but would 100% hit that
β‘ I love my dentist so heres some self indulges on my part, dentist! Hopper who makes you suck on his fingers which then evolves into you sucking his cock!!!!
β‘ teasing eddie with a fleshlight and cockring, you've been going at it for hours and hes whispering and begging for relief but you're having so much fun
β‘ karen wheeler and joyce byers having a night together with pregnant! Reader they say it's to congratulate you and give you one last night of "freedom" before you give birth but they're playing such mean games!! They're practicing toys on you, making you cum so many times
β‘ chrissy practices kissing with you but you get such a kick out of it, you hate jason wholeheartedly and love the fact that you get to kiss his girlfriend
β‘ speaking of jason ππ imagine being the only thing jason and eddie can be civil over, they just put all the hate towards eachother into fucking you
β‘ party girl! Reader getting punished by hopper after she tells him "I fuck harder than I party" she was trying to seduce him into letting her go but hopper doesnt like brats
β‘ vecna using his freaky tentacles on you!! Its absolute torture and he mocks you through it all
β‘ you, eden, nancy, robin and chrissy having a sleepover together where you all discuss how much guys suck and how they're all the same!!! Idk gangbang me
β‘ feel like eddie would look like pete Davidson with a buzz cut
β‘ Eddie, steve and billy sorting out their differences by fucking me dumb <3
β‘ I dont care what anyone says I could treat mrs wheeler better, I'll be her good baby. Make her cum in my mouth
β‘ feral and primal 001 breeding me <3
β‘ getting arrested and fucking jim hopper to be let go
β‘ personally I think argyle would have a thick juicy cock
β‘ if I had the opportunity I would carry Steve's children, all 6 of them. Firm believer of breeding-balls-Steve
β‘hopper dressing you up in bunny ears and making you bounce on his cock for easter, he making you collect those vibrating eggs and seeing how many you can fit inside you
β‘ tattoo artist/piercer! Eddie x tattoo/piercing-virgin reader
-your friends always come in bringing you as a plus one, always dressing up in nice clothes to hopefully get his attention
-none of it works as he always flirts with you no matter how done up your friends are
- eddie teases you about never having a tattoo or piercing before and says he'll pop your cherry
- after he secretly adds his number to your phone and starts suggesting piercings, you finally walk in for an appointment without your friend hes so surprised when you choose the nipple piercing
- you're shaking like a leaf when he does it and he asks if you have anything to calm you down with, you say you have a stress ball in your bag when eddie finds something better hidden in a small pocket.
- a bullet vibtator, you're so embarrassed but when he slides it inside you quickly find pleasure in the needle sliding through your flesh
-here he has you laying down on the table, nipples puffy and sore from the piercing, pounding into you cunny as if his life depended on it
β‘ sex pollen all the time every time I love it so much, horny fuzzy brain yummy yummy yummy
β‘ being fucked in the locker room before cheer practice I dont care by who I just want cock
β‘ steve, eddie, billy, Nancy, Robin gangbang me pls
β‘ 001 getting getting turned on by blood <3<3<3<3<3 any blood? Paper cut? In his mouth, nose bleed? Wiping it with his finger then boom in his mouth, period sex? Absolutely!!! Blood and cock perfect combination for him
β‘ eddie x succubus reader !!!!!!!!! Soulmates <3<3
β‘ eddie getting dressed up for DnD only to cancel in favour of fucking eachother dumb
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Could you write something how alexis would deal with a needy gf? He seems so busy and all that he wouldnt have time for a gf and then theyd argue but make up afterwards ofc
alex with a needy gf
honestly yall you cannot show your neediness before the relationship or he's running for the hills LIKEE i'm sorry but he def does need someone mildly independent in order for him to feel safe to enter a loving space
once you're together, though? well he's literally locked in. he'd definitely feel so bad being with you and having to manage the server, his channels, and everything else. coming out to see you fast asleep on the couch makes his heart hurt. is it really worth the eyebags and sudden colds? to leave you on the couch as the sun sets back on the earth? suddenly, work didn't seem all too important.
he really starts putting in hard work once he realizes he can't have his cake and eat it too. it's thrilling! finally, his shoulders aren't clenched up to his ears and he has less headaches. you do all the things he needs.
you crawl into his lap like you belong there, and you do. he swears he could almost hear you purr as you nuzzled into his neck, "hey there, what's up?"
"just missed you," you mumble lazily, "i wanna stay in here while you work."
"babe..." he'll get distracted, you'll distract him, but your frustrated huff makes him think twice, "well..."
you're completely content to relax into your beanbag chair, slotted right next to his desk so you can lean against his calf and whine for his attention.
there's other times though where the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. alex wasn't an angry person. he never so much as yelled at you, but when he was stressed like this? you could tell it was eating him alive, and you knew that every rejection from his end was only the result of stress.
you weren't the one to take that, though. demanding he speak to you, scoffing when he rejects you, and finally you break by shouting at him, "i wish you would act like my boyfriend sometimes!"
alex's heart skips a beat in the worst way. he can see every rejection clear as day. when he declined to have lunch with you that day because he'd been too busy. when he'd said, "i really don't have time for this!"
you stand there, pathetically wiping stray tears of frustration off your cheeks while holding yourself defensively. he doesn't make a move towards you, fearing the dreaded step back you might take.
"i-i'm sorry," and you're still silent, "mi amor, i'm really so sorry."
you don't reply. sniffling and barely glancing at him. you don't step back when he approaches you, when he wraps his arms around you and he feels how tired he is. and how he feels better just hugging you.
"i know i haven't been paying you much attention," he whispers, and there's something in his voice that sounds watery, "i'm too stressed, but i can't take it out on you. my love, i am sorry."
"you're so stupid, alex! god, making me cry and everything..."
you wail into the cotton of his sweater, but he can hear the forgiveness laden through your words. he can hear every wonderful thing. your sweet breaths, the beating of your heart, the loving embrace of your arms. you care so much for him, and he cares for you.
"i love you so much, i really am so sorry," he says.
"i know."
"let me make it up for you, please?"
the tenseness washes away. the next morning, you're delighted to feel alex sleeping behind you, spending a few extra minutes snoring away into the pillow. the lull of sleep and warmth of your body lets him dream the sweetest of dreams.
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theyre not holy!! theyre bloody teeth and tongue and claws!! theyd kill eachother and kill for eachother and kill themselves!! theyre going nobody gets you like i do and nobody ever will and they both believe it!! theyre jealous and bitter and angry at eachother!! theyre exactly the same to the point they may aswell be the same person but they couldnt be more different!! theyre going i hate you i hate you i hate you while crying and holding the others dead body!! their fingers are breaking from holding onto eachother so tight!! theyre eating eachother in hopes that it will make them more like the other!! theyre taking a knife to their flesh and cutting chunks of their body out because the other is hungry!! theyre digging a knife deeper into the others spine whole gently holding their face and apologizing!! they have a gun to their head and the other one is laughing at them and saying they wont pull the trigger!! theyre in a burning building and pouring the gasoline to try to put the fire out!! theyre letting eachother starve in a fit of jealously and anger because they think they deserve it!! theyre bloody fists and bruised faces and cut arms and broken bones!! theyre biting eachother while saying its bad to bite!! theyre prying eachothers ribcage open because maybe if they get to the heart the other will finally understand!! theyre bashing eachothers skull in with rocks and telling god i am not my brothers keeper!! theyre dragging eachother down with them!! theyre choking on eachothers blood!! theyre engraving their name into bullets before putting them into the others head!! theyre bloody and broken and half dead and theyre still trying to rip eachothers throats out!! theyre cutting eachother open from tongue to abdomen and saying im sorry im sorry im sorry!! theyre buried so deep in eachothers bones that they will never be apart!! theyre dragging eachother by the leash and choking on the blood!! they will never be dead as long as the other one is still alive!! they love eachother like rotting dogs!! theyre digging into eachothers brains and tearing it apart with their bare hands!! theyre punching and kicking and biting even after theyre both bloody and mutilated and unrecognizable and one of them is dead!! theyre killing eachother and theyre both going im sorry for getting blood on you!! theyre going youre not my brother youre not my brother youre someones brother but you arent mine!! they do not know that they are eachothers graves!! they need eachother!! theyre the fire and the spark and the flood and the water and the dog and its teeth and the cat and its claws!! theyre brothers!!!!
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My (probably unfinished) official list of everything I love about the trailerπ«
- "How's it going :))-" SWERVED. ALEXANDER CLAREMONT-DIAZ GOT FUCKING S W E R V E D-
- Nora looks like she's going to stab Alex with her high heel. Also she's so pretty. Xjakcjd
- "you've done some pretty stupid things in your life, but this-" "Takes the cake? :DD-"
- The way Henry looks at them when they're lying on the floor covered in cake. It's like he's restraining himself from strangling Alex with his own suit jacket for the sole purpose of not worsening the scandal.
- "HENRY. SHOVED. ME.π‘π₯Ί" "An urge I currently share."
- Ellen in her pantsuit.. hey Ellenππ
- Alex is looking for ways to escape the room when she says the words "damage control" he fucking knows-
- THEY. GOT. LIL NAS X. ON THE FUCKING SOUND TRACK. Oh I p r a y they got the rights to Get Low I p r a y.
- ALEX'S FACE WHILE ZAHRA IS BRIEFING HIM HES SO DRAMATIC
- Im sorry guys henry is so fine alexander isnt going to be the only one thirsting over henry for the entire 2 hours/jjj
- That FUCKING handshake in the park. I can see the veins in their hands they are g r i p p i n g-
- these faces this is a point.
- "My NDA is bigger than yours, I want you to know that." "You're wearing Lifts. I know that too, sweetheart." -H e a d t u r n--- HES SO FLOORED FJSNF-
- HENRY'S LITTLE MOUTH QUIRK AFTER HE SAYS THAT
- I CAN SEE THE KEY NECKLACE. I CAN S E E IT BLESS THE COSTUME DEPARTMENT SHOVING HIM IN A LOWCUT SHIRT-
- "You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency" ZAHRA HAS THE BEST LINES AND ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES.
- Alex faffing about with his hair via his phone camera before the interview thats my b O Y-
- Henry slides over the box of cornettos so hard like thats the only hostile act hes allowed to parttake in
- To the person who theorized in the comments of one of my posts that Alex was going to do a little shoulder punch in the interview scene i am going to draw you a little firstprince fanart-/hj
- Because that was so funny and so fucking cute henrys fucking face through that whole interaction was just. He looks like he's actively trying to dissociate from the situation fjsjfj-
- The cancer wardπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
- Alex's u g l y ass suit at the new years gala... its such a gross jacket guys Im sorry this is what happens when you dont have jUNE TO MICROMANAGE HIS WARDROBE-
- Alex putting his arm around Henry and Henry smiling to himself because he's probably got the most insane case of butterflies
- I'm marrying the lighting director of this movie.
- GUYS GUYS SHUT UP ITS THE KISS.
- HENRY'S FACE BEFORE HE GIVES THE "Christ, you are as thick as it gets" LINE IS SO FUNNY. QUESTIONING WHY HE EVER WENT AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A DUMBASS
- THEY D O N T KISS LIKE THEYD RATHER GO DOWN A RAZOR WATERSLIDEπππππ«πππ³οΈβπ/GEN
- He does Henry's "Oh shit" face so w e l l-
- ALEX'S STETSON EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM ME
- KARAOKE SCENE KARAOKE SCENE I SEE HENRY AT THE MICROPHONE
- Guys hes g o i n g to do the thing he does with the bottle I just know it oh my god
- "Get O V E R yourself your majesty -p i l l o w-" "It's your royal HIGHNESS -p i l l o w-" "OHoho-"
- The polo match sjsjf. Same alwx-/J
- The little new voters goal thingy poster thats so cute actually-
- The pride flag in the back of the campaign office
- Henry texting while he's getting the royal preening sjcj
- never thought id cry just hearing henry say he misses alex out loud-
- THEYRE NOT SANITIZING IT TO MAKE IT PALATABLE/POS
- HENRY IN THE CLOSET I AM GOING TO SCREAM-
- "If anyone sees you leave this hotel I will brexit your head from your body....... Your royal highness." I LOVE HERRRRRR
- IF YOU FEEL FOREVER ABOUT HIM. AND THE AND THE PANNING TO THEM IN BED WITH THE SOFT LAMP LIGHT. AND THEYRE SO SOFT. AND AND AND AND. UEUE
- "Do you love him?" "What difference would it make if I did?"
- Bea's voice is so pretty sobs..
- It's always the blond autistic boys in the blue hoodies I swear to god/lh
- Theyre just chilling in their robesπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
- DAVID!!!!!!!ππππ
- "Prince Henry belongs to Britain" and what if i sobbed.
- THEM HOLDING HANDS SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.
- NO SHUT UP NO GO AWAY HENRY CRYING... I TRUST HIM WITH HENRY'S HEAVIER SCENES NOW
- THEYRE AT THE LAKEHOUSEπππ
- "It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you"
- THE ASS GRAB. ALEXANDER GABRIEL CLAREMONT-DIAZ
- "The night is young, maβ¨" <- said as if he isn't currently groping the prince of England's ass
- She sees right fucking through him sjcjsj
CONCLUSION: I will eat my hat. The movie looks really really really fucking good, it looks spectacular and I am so excited for it. I trust them. I'm only SLIGHTLY mad they barely had Nora in it and I'm only SLIGHTLY bitter at cutting June and Luna. But I am an optimist and I will focus on the good which is that they're doing the characters incredible justice, and if I see one person try to deny their chemistry I will A Clockwork Orange their ass to this trailer for days. Because That Is Alex and Henry. That's them in front of my eyes and I think they're in very good hands and this is the most coherent thing I can write I'm still crying-/srs
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Celebrating Valentines with the moon boys
A.N: HELLO PEEPS I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED what better way to celebrate my return than by a small hc about my baby moonboys and how theyd reach to celebrating valentines?!
enjoy this as i write it at 2 am, well past valentine but who cares eheheehhe
(English isnt my first language. Please pardon any grammatical/spelling mistakes. Gifs not mine)
[ pls ignore all spelling mistakes and capitalization issues i'll fix it later i promise πππ ]
Steven
while he may very well be the definition of a nervous wreck, he'd definitely be the type of person to remember your favourite flowers and chocolates and buy the largest possible set of both. top it off with a personal letter in which he confesses just how good you make him feel. steven would be the person to make you feel loved for yourself, never having to put on a facade for him, because he loves you more than you could ever love yourself. he's shocked when you cry at the words and you guys end up cuddling the rest of the night, with one arm around you and the other gently stroking your hair, whispering 'i love you' until you fall asleep.
once he's sure youre asleep, he'd snuggle into you, holing you tightly and recount every moment he's been grateful to have you for
Marc
as we all know marc is a true baby at heart. he'd be the kind of person to not make valentines a big deal but the moment he sees you pouting he'd turn the world upside down. not even khonshu would be able to calm him down. once you tell him that in fact you do want him to pamper you on valentines, hed go to pull all the stops. make it the best valentines youve ever had.. first up is a lovely breakfast in bed, with pancakes and strawberries and chocolate syrup overloaded. then he'd take you out for a picnic in the flower fields where you make a bouquet for him and he almost starts crying at the gesture (because why in the world would someone with a right mind ever do something so sweet for a mercenary?). the next stop was a romantic movie date that was being re-played in the theaters, followed by stargazing at night.
you were full of love and adoration for your man and the efforts he took to keep a smile on your face.
"all the stars in the sky couldnt compare to the love i hold for you, marc"
hed start crying, because he's new to being loved. its a foreign feeling but one he cherishes the most. he'd thank all the gods above for bringing you into his life
Jake
we all know he's a little shit. the more you'd hint him to treat you on valentines, the more dumb he'd act. ("valentines??? whats that???") to a point where youd start pouting and sticking your tongue out at him. cut to valentines and you thought he'd surprise you and all of the acting dumb was just to irk you. but when he actually has nothing planned it pisses you off. youd be sulky and bratty and purposefully get on his nerves too (*cough* no bra in the house *cough*)
turns out there was a surprise for you. one of the most hottest and filthiest nights you couldve ever imagined. rest assured there was no way youd be able to go out in public because a) your legs wouldnt move and b) with the amount of hickeys you had someone would thing youre being abused ππ
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ik its kinktober but i had the softest thought..
i took a power nap earlier nd had a nightmare which SUCKED but it had me thinking about how the boys would comfort their s/o after they woke up from a nightmare π theyd be so comforting i luv them sm π
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okay so i love this and thank u to miss ems aka @cbini for helpin me <3
chan: cuddles. instant cuddles. pulls you into his chest with a little βawh, did it give you a fright?β and smiles ever so fondly when you nod. heβd let you lay on his chest while he works on some stuff (because letβs face it he was probably already awake) and comforts you by rubbing your back until you sleep again :((
minho: jolts when you wake up, and heβs blinking at you like βwhat? what happened?!β and when you tell him heβs all βjagi, iβm scarier than any nightmare you could ever have.β LMAO!! and heβs so pookie about it tooβ¦ spoons you with him as the big spoon, saying heβs gonna scare off whatever scared you and tbh you so believe him!!
changbin: pulls you in with those big arms!! whether you woke him up from wiggling or he just woke up anyway, heβs pulling you in for a cuddle. definitely all βbinnieβs gonna protect his girl, i got you.β and stroking ur hair!! will get u ANYTHING too like u want water? heβs getting it even if he trips over his own feet and walks into a wall
hyunjin: you donβt even have to wake him up he just feels u moving and Knows bc heβs so in love with u. he touches u soooo fucking gently!!! it might not even wake you up, just soothes your dream into something better n he just gently traces the features of your face until heβs positive youβre sleeping happily now..
jisung: rolls over and sees you crying and he does a little sleepy laugh all βhey, itβs okay my baby, iβm right here.β and then you blink and heβs asleep again, cheeks smushed against the pillow drooling and snoring. youβd have to shake him awake multiple times just for him to realise what was actually going on tbh
felix: heβd wake up from you wiggling and heβd be all βwhatβs up!?!?β and then when you tell himβ¦ oh boy. heβs terrified. does his little O_O face and now you have to comfort him. heβs like what the fuck you had such a scary nightmare?? and youβre still alive?? NO HEART ATTACK? bc god heβs about to have a heart attack just thinking about it. has to lay on ur chest n take deep breaths
seungmin: i think heβd probably be awake like chan, but from your sniffles and wiggling in your sleep. heβs already brought you into his chest, stroking over your back and when you wake from the nightmare, heβs already cooing βitβs not real, baby. βs just me, just seungminnie.β and you are EVER SO COMFORTED.. heβd probably sing u to sleep too bc as tsundere as he tries to seem he is pookie
jeongin: he would be like what happened? and uβd tell him and heβd be like blanket over his head torch on ready to tell a ghost story like OKAY OMG BUT IMAGINE AS WELL THE MONSTER COMES OUT FROM THE- n ur like JEONGINβ¦ and then he realises and has to comfort you overtime fr
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What do you think Hangman (Jake) would be like as a girl dad?
I literally am about to go to sleep, and then I saw this request and I was like I absolutely freaking have to. Also a small portion of this is based on my own dad LMAO enjoy!!!!!
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Hangman Being a Girl Dad Would Include...
>God help you if you have a girl
>More than one girl? kiss your husband goodbye.
>Absolute daddy's girls.
>And he is crazy about them.
>from the moment he knows of their existance in your womb, he is wrapped around their fingers
>This man would do anything for them.
>the absolute prettiest princess whenever it's dressup time
>theyd put mommy's makeup on him; do his hair
>you'd come home to find bright red lipstick smudged over his chin with bright blue eyeshadow all over his forehead
>"Mommy! We did daddy's makeup! And hair!"
>His blond hair on the tippy top of his head making an almost alfalfa looking pony tail
>"I can see that baby, you did so good! Do you want me to take a picture of it?"
>"Yes!"
>His face instantly dropped
>Smiling for the photo though, he loved his babygirl
>"Hey, you deleted that photo, right?"
>"Yeah."
>"Okay, good."
>"After I sent it to Phoenix..."
>"Babe, what?"
>Phoenix had a field day with that
>oh my god but as they got older??
>Started driving?
>He freaked out whenever your youngest called him crying because her car broke down
>"Jake, what's wrong?"
>"Her car broke down- I need to go get her-"
>"Put shoes on first."
>He was a mess, but he got to her safely
>God help you whenever your oldest brings home a boy from college
>"Hey, babe I want you to be nice, D/N is bringing Finn home for dinner."
>"Who?"
>Uh oh.
>This poor kid.
>Would sit across from the two of you, Jake glaring daggers at him the whole time
>kicking him under the table whenever he was sarcastic or snarky
>Honestly that boy looked terrified
>Oh my god, walking his daughters down the aisle in the future?
>he'd be crying. full on waterworks
>He just loves them so much
>He'd love you and his daughters so so much
>He loves his girls.
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do you think if moral orel characters were all ponies theyd cut off the wings and horns of non earth ponies because only god should have magic and only angels should fly. also stephanie is the only one in town who is openly a unicorn and never had a horn removal done.
orels a biological pegasus and has no idea why he has scars on his back and noone will tell him. (i think hes a pegasus because it adds a more angelic vibe) also clay may or may not still have wings that he covers up with bandages or duct tape and as such his wings never developed properly so theyre small and have feathers ripped out by the duct tape and likely by his dad too.
now somemay say clay is a unicorn but no i say. clay being a pegasus would give orel pegasus genetics which would then cause orel to have existential dread over being his fathers son forever tied to him by the feathers removed from him that still run in his bloodcuz birds of a feather stick together ithink. also danielles probably a changeling trying to use the puppingtons as life fuel.
also clay definitely notices that shapey appears to be a biological unicorn (i say appears to because hes a changeling like danielle too) and bloberta is an earth pony. they have no unicorn relatives.
w/ danielle being a changeling i also think shapey and block would be changelings and they switch forms to look like eachother. so its. harder to manage who is who
i think joe would be like scootaloo and have smaller wings that he cant really fly with that cause some insecurity that he hides with a tougher attitude along with his preestablished issues. ms secondopinionson has a similar condition to joe and has weak underdeveloped magic that she uses to temporarily disguise her voice
also i think part of the being underdevelopd would be related to ms censordoll burning books related to flying or magic causing folks who keep appendages to not know how to use them, but people would probably still be able to find resources somewhere if they were curious considering how easily orel could access the necronomicon
i like to think orel wants his wings back and gets prosthetic ones post nature cuz for one hes limping for life after having the injury and also i imagine its a cry for his innocence back, wings representing innocence and angelic nature and hes begging for a piece of an old self back before he knew what he knows now about his father
orel trying to get prosthetic wings would also be apart of his canon emo phase as a way of both being rebellious and also trying to reclaim the discomfort of being his fathers son and the dread of losing a part of himself and embracing his dread and angst into becoming an emo pegasus
also alot of ponies here are keeping their appendagesand hiding them with magic or clothes or duct tape or smth. like. rev keeps his horn and covers it with the wig. its just there for Convenience he doesnt wanna have to pick things up with his dumb little hooves when he has magic and i think his parents didnt have the money for an operation so hes still got the thing. also joes wings arent removed cuz his dad probably forgot he even. had them.
thats just a collection of ideas thank you goodnight
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Chapter 11: You didnβt hear it from me..
Eddie leans forward ready for whatever information Gareth has to offer. βOkay dude Iβll tell you everything I know but you didnβt hear it from me understand?! My mom will kill me if she finds out Iβm saying anything her Aunt & my mom have been friends since middle school theyd both have my head on a stick!β Eddie nods in agreement & extends his hand as a solid promise to his friend not to say a word about what heβs about to hear. βI guess Iβll start at the beginning.. her aunt & cousin have been camping with my mom & I for as long as I can remember mostly because of my dad taking off her uncle took me fishing and hunting a lot manly activity is what heβd call it & every once in awhile Jessica would have Jamie with her so Iβve known her for quite some time too itβs why we waive at each other itβs not like that at all trust me weβre not each others type sheβs more like a sister if anything. I know some of her but the younger her before everything happenedβ¦ well her mom ended up getting really sick it was bad Ed in & out of the hospital for what felt like forever just to end up being hooked to a million machines at home for hospice.. during the hospital stays Jamie was passed around a lot staying with random family members her dad always prioritized work before Jamie or her mom but we all knew he was cheating with his secretary I overheard my mom on the phone with her Aunt Betty Jane & after Jamieβs mom passed away her dad took to the bottle & started hurting her when he wasnβt completely ignoring her she took a map out one day & tossed a dart at it in hopes of starting a new life away from all the bullshit & when it landed here she thought it was gods way of saying she needed to be with her auntβ¦ Jamie has been through hell shit even her prom was ruined by some fuckin prick jock Iβm still looking for that piece of shit too Iβll kill him I swear it!!β Eddieβs eyes pop out of his head βGareth what the fuck happened at prom?! What guy did he hurt her?!β Gareth put his hands on his friends shoulders making him sit back down. βLook this dude was a grade a prick him & his jock buddies made a bet that he couldnβt get her to goto prom with him & put out & embarrassed her in front of the whole school they carried her minus the blood he made fun of her & said something along the lines of she looks like a pig or something but I remember Jessica being on the phone at my house & the way Jamie was crying it just made my blood boil itβs why sheβs so self conscious about how she looks in her head she thinks shes ugly,fat & undeserving of love because of all sheβs been through itβs why sheβs not letting you in Eddie I wish you wouldβve came to us before the twerps but then again you didnβt know I knew herβ Eddieβs heart breaks as he tries to wrap his head around all heβs just been told. How could anyone do such things to you? Eddie thought youβre pure perfection & anyone whoβs hurt you heβd surely teach a lesson or two or kick their ass whatever came first. Him & Gareth share a few joints as he fills him in on all he knows of happy Jamie so he can help open her heart to him heβd do anything to make you smile. Learning your favorite colors & songs favorite flowers and animal to see at the zoo of course itβd be a Siberian tiger theyβre exotic & beautiful like you. Heβd be sure to go get you a stuffed animal & write you a letter to leave on your doorstep he is determined to get you to not only open up to him but fully let him in. Youβre all he can think about heβs already written several songs and made several d&d characters that all look oddly like you even Mike & dustin noticing the resemblances of each elf & fairy thatβs been presented over the past few weeks. Heβs been trying to find the right words to say to you heβs already got a 2 foot stuffed tiger at home for you in his closet & a card all picked out and set on his desk he just doesnβt know what or how to say what he feels. Eddie isnβt used to feeling this way about someone the idea of love itself scared him to death but not when it came to you he was ready.
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