Did you hear about the last clown who tried to take over the Decepticon throne? Nobody :o) nose what happened to him. Happy Megatron Monday!
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I understand intellectually just how ludicrously convenient, not to say integral, transporter technology is for the fully automated luxury gay space communism functioning of the star trek universe. but I do somehow feel that there should be more attention paid in-universe to the fact that when you step into one of those things you are playing russian roulette with your immortal soul. we should at least see some people do the sign of the cross or something before they step into one. it probably goes under the 'flying is actually statistically safer than driving' category of thing, I'll acknowledge, but the worst a plane (or spaceship) can ultimately do is crash and kill you. when the transporter malfunctions it will straight up divide the universe by zero and make you an evil twin while it's at it
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When you say you have thoughts about the 2023 movie, are you talking about the one with Eva Green and François Civil? If so, I would loooove to hear those thoughts :0
that's the one! I fucking loved it. on a technical/artistic note, it's been a hot minute since I've seen a movie understand how to use a wide shot properly, and the way it uses the camera feels so genuinely enthusiastic about the story being told that every minute is a visual delight (my main critique is that I mostly wish that it was more colorful, but eh)
on a personal note, it gave me EVERYTHING. I'm going to be thinking about aramis kissing the crucifix during the torture scene for YEARS
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This doesn't bother me because I know the Cloverfield monster was an alien and the sequels were not related
Because I read the ARG
And the article says they conflict (even if it's focused on the sequels) but like.....I thought we all knew the monster fell into the ocean and got beefed up and enraged by chemicals that Tagruato was putting in the Slusho!.
Right?
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peace and love but what the fuck is up with all the vampires
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