#god i need to leave the house

[pageofheartdj]

I am fucking sorry but a child who learnt a lesson about kindness and forgiveness and their first idea of applying it is to megalomaniac who wants everyone dead and you geniunely expect them to do some ‘growing up’ by THEMSELVES?

Or even worse, with OTHER COLLECTORS??

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #the collector #i am fucking sorry but he NEEDS to be around mortals #and not murderous mortals #look how far he'd come after ONE day with Luz #and you want him to LEAVE?? #into SPACE??? #to murderous gods????

[bbygirl-aemond]

I feel like it would be jarring at first for Aemond to see a healthy (?) marriage considering he only grew up aside Alicent and Viserys. How would he react to a moment of vulnerability between the two of them? Perhaps daemon seeking comfort from Rhaenyra?

aemond, the first time daemyra have an argument in front of him and he sees healthy conflict resolution for the first time in his entire fucking life:

in all honesty, he'd probably do whatever he did when viserys and alicent fought and try to leave or hide until he thought they weren't angry anymore, out of fear that he'd get dragged into things. but he'd be very confused when they'd appear to be fully made up that same day because when anyone in his family argued they were always at odds for at least a week, often longer.

#my poor little babygirl #he's definitely been dragged into too many fights between otto & alicent and also aegon & alicent #“oh gods they're fighting i need to leave right now before they start hitting each other” #“omg they stopped shouting are they dead???? i need to check. i don't want to check.” #“wait why are they hugging each other i thought they were angry” #ask #asks #answered #hotd #house of the dragon #fic #fic: stormbreak #stormbreak #aemond targaryen #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra #daemon #aemond #daemyra #daemond #rhaemond #aemyra

[slashingdisneypasta]

Omg omg. I don't know if you've watched Hazbin Hotel (I haven't but I've listened to the songs and seen clips). So spoiler warning... Buuuutttt

https://youtu.be/jNUTxvki_d0?si=RA5OpswUvXMDjbHc this song made me think that if Shiny was a demon in the Monster AU, this is her and Greasy fighting over Poppy/Y/N. Trying to convince her who is the best demon here. Who they should stick with, especially if they've been friends for a bit, and just generally competing for her attention and being pissy with each other XD Demoness!Shiny would absolutely start a whole ass song and dance number in the middle of a battle. I mean, she's a dancing demon?? Why wouldn't she???

Also Mimzy popping in at the end of the song is absolutely Poltergeist!Psycho popping in to snatch Poppy/Y/N... Or Rena.

Before watching the video: *Not actually interested in seeing Hazbin for some reason*

After watching video: Holy SHIT-

I need to watch all this immediately XDD Thank you for putting me on the better path XD

In responce to your actual ask though--

Y E S. Omg i love that so so so so so so so so much!! I'm definitely picturing being stuck in between Greasy and Shiny as Y/N😏 ... but I'm equally excited about this scene with POPPY! XD Just- the vibes~ I know we're taking this totally out of context, but-

Greasy and Shiny getting equally touchy with Poppy/Y/N; Guiding her away from the other/closer to themselves, appearing up directly behind her, dipping her, Greasy having an arm around her until Shiny kidnaps whisks her away again-

Shiny with her finger under Poppy's/Y/N's chin guiding her towards her when Greasy suddenly popping up in the middle and shoving them away from eachother.

Greasy putting words in Poppy's/Y/N's mouth (Greasy's so hot, Greasy's so amazing, I love Greasy- ) and Shiny bursting his bubble; literally saving Poppy/Y/N out of the demon magic-induced trance with an easy snap of her fingers.

Shiny: You could call me mommy~

Poppy / Y/N: ❤❤❤O_O❤❤❤

Greasy: *angry violin playing*

#(*cough* this also made me think inkubus x reader x freddy) (in the horror house) (a la anons ask idea from months and months ago) #OH or rena lottie and smartass O_O oh my god- #(rena would be just Turning Up into Lotties life cuz she needs something from her and trying to win her over #while smartass is like HELL NO i RAISED this kid leave her the hell alone- )

[slythernnn]

Hellllloooo from me and my dirty mirror 😊

#gods I realllllly need to get that tattoo covered 💀💀💀 #thankfully the Covid is basically gone now my periods just gotta fuck off and everything will be back to normal #ugh i gotta go to cat foood for nightmare children but I don’t wanna leave the house 🫠 #my live in partners toxic trait is that he is incapable of doing anything alone so I’m forced to go with him 🫠 #maybe I’ll see if I can Instacart the food #the thought of putting on pants makes me wanna die a little 💀 #shut up rian #me #self #face

[obsob]

a kitty for my new business cards✷

#mine #original #oh ive been busy today!! lots of ordering of things...new prints ehehhe #also yes business cards and more bookmarks ! very exciting stuff #im sleepy...slep...y #a Man is going to be in my bedroom tomorrow bc im having some shelves put up which is like yay shelves #but also. get out of my house. #can move my alter......give my plants better space....hehehe #also for the past like 3 months ive been like wow my neck hurts a lot i wonder why oh well #and then yesterday i was like oh. ive had the same pillow for like 5 years. and it was 2nd hand #so i got a new pillow and now i can like see god #also got some new shorts........theyre....a little slutty...hhehehehehee #speaking of slutty i got some thongs and wow those just like go up ur ass huh #like way more comfy on legs n waist for sure but . ouhhgh. hello. #i need leave in conditioner. this is turning into a shopping list #okay bye

[spoofyleaf]

To people who are rather dependent on glasses to see clearly bc now I’m curious:

Pls reblog bc I’m genuinely so curious

#for me I only wear them when I leave the house #otherwise I can’t read the big signs for grocery isles #and god forbid i get pulled over I don’t wanna get in trouble #also not being able to See Everything in a place in not 100% comfy in makes me so anxious #catch me refusing to wear them whilst reading or drawing #I like to pretend to wonder why reading gives me migraines #then I refuse to wear my glasses #like I had to buy separate reading glasses #like I’ve got bifocals that mostly help but to See Clearly while reading j need the Strong Reading glasses #it’s okay I’ll sit hunched over my books and art #totally the best option here

[quietwingsinthesky]

journey’s end au where the doctor tries to kick everyone off the TARDIS and they just go, ‘???? no?’ and won’t leave. can’t be stupid and think everyone will leave you when they won’t get out of your house.

#the doctor is simultaneously so happy about this and SO annoyed. get out of his house!!! this is his tardis!!!! #(tentoo voice) OUR tardis. (doctor voice) MY TARDIS!!!!! #rose and martha and donna and jack are literally having a girls night in the same room as this argument #sarah jane was invited but did not join them. autisms. #however mickey and her have been bonding and the doctor feels so betrayed. sarah jane is supposed to be on his side!!! #can’t even complain to the metal dog. k-9 is still busy. #(sarah jane voice) oh i should invite luke and his friends- (doctor voice) NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP #((tentoo voice. from the other room.) OUR ship) #jack manages to sneak ianto and gwen on board before sarah jane gets the bannerman gang in simply because torchwood is easier wrangled than #literal children (not saying much) #how does gwen manage to sneak rhys on that one time? no one’s really sure. he didn’t stay on very long but it was long enough for jack to #lose a bet. #i think only jackie leaves but NOT before she and tentoo and rose have established interdimensional facetime so that she can phone her #daughter and her son-in-law and her guy-who-her-son-in-law-is-cloned-from #(doctor voice) donna i need to erase ur memories ur brain will explode otherwise (rose from across the room) hey didnt i absorb something #that would explode my brain once. i still have my memories. (donna voice) YEAH DOCTOR CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT???? #donna metacrisis is solved because jack says ‘fuck it let me eat the metacrisis somehow it probably wont kill me’ and then he glows for like #a week but he’s fine. #he is literally never getting rid of any of them. get found family-ed idiot #(god wait funniest fucking thing if end of time happens here and the master’s plans are completely derailed because he gets tackled by seven #different companions. kicking him while he’s on the ground while the doctor goes D:) #doctor who #tardis family au

[sunblazes]

I could talk for a whillee abt how good I think family in flames was in fh s1

#i.really love the jail scenes. perfect mixture of funny escape scenes #and inncrredible scenes with the parents. #i think fig and sandralynn at this time are so interesting how fig rejects her reaching out and how sandralynn looked just like fig when she #was younger... the clear sadness of sandralynn that fig pushes her away again. the blame fig puts on her for gorthalax leaving #SOOO GOOD #amd then the fabian and bill scene BROTHER..... #i fucking LOVE that scene and what i love so much is they never get a chance to even talk abt it before hes killed #bc bill starts the fight but fabian finishes it its all fabians frustration and i reallylike when bill tries to get up after fabian stops #and fabian just beats him fown again LOVE IT SO BAD people do not talk abt it enough #and like thats only the prison scenes. the scene where adaine finds out shes the oracle is sooo good and WHERE THEY FINF OUT GOLDENHOARD god #ITS SO GOODDD the reveal is so crazy good #AND THEN THEEEE FJCJVNGJ. THE ATTACKS ON THE HOUSES. its genuinely so fucking stressful they need to do more shit like that i rememeber #shitting myself watcjing it likeee #fabians scenes CRAZY going for his mother and his fatehr dies #EMILY FIRST TIME CRYING ON D20 AND IT WAS SO GOOD her and her mommmmm..... she realises how shes just a personnn...oh i feel ill #figs reluctance tk go to the faeth house at all.Ugh.UGHHHH #RIZ FINDINNG OUT ABT HIS DADDDD oh my lorddd #anywayUmm to anyone who read this..im so sorry i love to talk

[little-red-fool]

Nothing to give me a reality check about my people skills like a sudden family gathering in my house. “I think I’m more comfortable with people now and can socialise to some degree” meanwhile I’ve been awkwardly standing in the corner nursing a glass of water for the last hour because I’m overstimulated and there are four hyperactive screaming toddlers I need to watch like a hawk to make sure they don’t hurt my cats or touch or break anything.

#i want to leave #i need quiet i need space i need people a w a y #me nd my dad quietly suffering autists in a house full of really loud and excitable people help me god

[hannahhasafact]

“I’ll finish my cosplay this weekend” I said. “I won’t be rushing last minute to finish it” I said.

I am but a fool

#ramblings #don’t get me wrong it’s turning out really cool! but god I am moving SLOW #I also have not left my house this entire weekend #(I have to leave tomorrow I have to buy bijou food) #but I’m just thinking… of what else I need to get done… and holy heck my dude #it’s only 6:30 though! I think I can finish the bubbles tonight if I work hard

[tinukis]

honestly have many thougjts about sabo and sabosan but im embarrassed to ever speak of em

#i may not show it but ive been thinking about sabo 24/7 lately #he wont leave help #tin talks #like. the brainworms are so bad #why am i thinking about emo boy sabo lgnwlcjw #scene luffy would go so hard btw idc #but emo sabo???:? im going to die #also i do consider myself emo but shfjhshshhhshh #im so. #i will never be normal #i need to stop having thoughts what am i Thinking #im not even cooking the house already burnt down #and im not talking abt 'ugh it's not a phase!!!' just. he happens to be that way idk #LIKE. im more talking about the looks and not the stereotypical emo teenager #rlly just Everythings the same but sabo is living the emo lifestyle #help me god #just bc i can do what i want doesnt mean i should

[theloveinc]

i need to be kiri’s chubby lil housewife who’s always getting doted on and bred and cuddled and- i need to be sedated im so in love with him

BREAKING NEWS: housewife sedated after being too in love with her husband😩😩😩 TUNE IN FOR more about her big breeder daddy AT EIGHT!!!!!

(no but forreal... need to be the wife all his friends are jealous of, who makes pastries and snacks for the agency every week and and is called his sidekicks' bonus mom, who brings all his babies in to say hi and get kisses when he's not on patrol...................then gets to fuck in his own personal office shower when they're being watched by other heroes.... and then conceives again...............)

#kirishima #i'm just imagining denki and sero with mouths full of your cooking going 'kiwri if i had your wife i would never leave the house. lemme kno #when she's single' and he's like NOOOOOOOOOOO #but man he must be so attrafctive doing paperwork at the office all sweaty tired looking #taking your youngest from you to sit on his lap when you visit #and just soak in your presence #hoooo my god #i could talk abt it for hours but JUST ALL OF THIS AND THE CHUBBY PART TOO #i need it... #caitie things #kids tw #breeding tw #gen #anon

[ghosts-of-love]

someone tell me to go outside pls

#ive looked up the place i want to go (fen) and theres parking #it's raining really hard rn but i like walks in the rain #idk ive been on my own in the house for a while. and my two friends came back for 20 minutes this morning so one of them could pack up more #of her stuff (she moved out a couple of weeks ago) and both of them forgot their keys so needed me to let them in #and then the 1 who moved out didnt really speak to me except right before she left when she said something rude about the kitchen #and then tried to backtrack by saying 'i didnt mean that. in fact. i dont even remember what i said!' like just say sorry its not that hard. #id rather you said something rude and then said youre sorry and that its uncalled for than pretending you dont know what you said #10 seconds ago #so i just went up to my room until they left and it sucks because that was like my one opportunity in a week or so to speak to someone #in my own house #thank god i went into the office this week and spoke to people #also my friend messaged and was like 'odd core vibes?' about his partner who said the rude thing and i wish id been like its actually just #rude not odd #but whatever #and ive just been sitting and thinking aboht it for 2 hours instead of leaving the house

[curioscurio]

Most of my sinus infection has cleared up besides the occasional cough and irritated throat but now this ear infection.... everything hurts can I please have a break before I have to go back to work just a day without pain so I can clean up my sicknest without feeling like ass

#i live with my parents but my mom is having a horrible flair up of RA so she's bedbound and can't help me at all and dad is the only one #the only one working atm so he's not doing anything besides that #its just a little frustrating because whenever mom is sick from her flare ups or if dad gets the sniffles im like #I'm like what can i do for you are you comfortable do you need anything can i make you food let me clean up etc #but when i go down for 3 days of being visibly miserable everything i ask is the world #ask dad to pick up my perscription but god forbid i ask him to do any other task on the way home that involves making 2 SEPARATE LOCATIONS #ita fine hes just. idk #plus mom has her RA flare up and idk #it just feels like nobody in this house is particularly sympathetic when im feeling miserable but im ALWAYS sympathetic when they are #the first 2 days i was doing nothing but sleeping or rolling in pain in my room and no one came to check in on me to see how i was doing #then yesterday my mom says shes taking us both into urgent care but leaves without me in the morning when i was too sick to wake up when she #called for me. #she was like I just really was in so much pain and you didnt get up and i wanted to go asap and i called you #anyway so because i was so sick i couldnt wake up i had to drive myself to urgent care which is also fine im a big boy #anyway. circumstances or whatever. im also real salty bc ive felt like shit for like 4 days

[ferretly]

Literally how/why is it so difficult to understand or believe people when they talk about misophonia? Why is it so easy to believe people have difficulty hearing but not when people have oversensitive hearing? Why does everyone react with mockery, even in spaces that are supposedly so “disability friendly” or full of allies or whatever?

I want to claw my face off. I still see people online here make and reblog posts about how misophonia symptoms (never using the word, though, not sure how well known that part is) are just the result of pampered individuals having to share space with others for the first time or something. What happened to believing mentally ill or neurodiverse people when they talk about their experiences and symptoms?? Yes, we’ll support self diagnosing, unless it’s the “hating noise” disease, lol. Then you’re just fussy and deserve to be made fun of.

Certain sounds make you self harm? lol what an idiot, maybe try to actually be around people. Chewing noises physically cause you pain? Time to chew even louder until you have a meltdown or have to leave or scream or something equally funny. And then let me write a clever post about it so everyone else can laugh at your antisocial ass, too. Touch some fucking grass.

#super vent post I’m sorry I’m just in so much pain #and am doing this instead of something more harmful #misophonia #but god … it’s all be an ally until you personally don’t understand it right? #I’ve seen so many ppl I follow do this and I know it’s not personal obv but still it hurts #and god. I want everyone at my house to leave right now #or like maybe stop being so damn loud PLEASE???? #DO YOU NEED TO BANG ON THE TABLE EVERY TWO MINUTES #nan.text #self harm #/ #self harm tw

[orcelito]

Keeping more of my dad's shirts than I thought I would. I'm going to start rocking the oversized & gaudy button up look that's the staple in butch lesbian and transmasc circles. My girlfriend is in great support of the idea, too.

#speculation nation #this one's not a vent post (in isolation) im just genuinely happy about some shirts. #there are more thoughts that are more painful but ive vented enough for tonight i think. #god damn i need to just go to bed already. #wont have to leave the house tomorrow thank fucking god. gonna get some well earned rest.