#god I need to watch it again

[eusuntgratie]

name one celebrity who was a tenet of your sexual awakening

OH HELLO. i am bisexual. EXTREMELY bisexual.

I MEAN

i'd crash my car too tbh

ldkfkdfnglkdfjglkrg

i just wanna put my whole face in there

ask me weird and/or spicy shit to keep me motivated 😘

#ahem #salma hayek #desperado #GOD I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN #alskdfjlkjdsflkrs #graces spicy asks #pray-for-sound #bisexual #i guess i cheated i picked a movie #i love them both but i already knew i loved long-haired men #it was salma that made me go OH #and she has continued to do that every time i see her do literally anything #I LOVE HER

[bridoesotherjunk]

Tell me I'm wrong.

#astarion #megamind #roxanne ritchi #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #tell me i'm wrong #you can't #bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate #this scene from megamind is still so funny to me #god i love megamind #i need to watch it again #this movie was so good

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

#reblogs would of course be appreciated #kittens #cats #sergle.txt #WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT #please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people. #I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along #and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time #Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem #because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around #source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.

[darealsaltysam]

actually no yknow what annoys me the most abt the general reaction to the movie. ppl complaining abt the animatronics being friendly???? the table fort scene was literally so cute. abby being so friendly with them was adorable. THE SPIRITS TEAMING UP ON WILLIAM AND CAUSING THE SPRINGLOCK FAILURE LITERALLY HAPPENS IN FNAF3. WHAT ARE YALL ON

the whole point of these scenes is that they are KIDS. they are just little kids in there and when theyre not being controlled by william OBVIOUSLY theyre going to act like kids.

idk why im putting this on tumblr tho its mostly twitter and tiktok people that are complaining abt this. sorry that u guys cant appreciate a compassionate take on the storyline?????

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #tagging it as heavily as i can #id really hate to be the one to spoil this stuff for someone #i need to watch this movie again already oh my god

[mobius-m-mobius]

It's a pretty cool name.

Loki + the progression of saying Mobius' name for @percheduphere

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #tysm for the amazing request because GOD did making this hit harder than i'd even expected?? #like it's kind of a given mobius fell first #but i've been so swamped all month i basically only had time to finish maybe a gif per night #and let me tell you watching loki progressively fall harder with each and every scene was uh. an experience all right 🙃😳 #in S1 loki's so obviously trying to keep their guard up until mobius gets pruned protecting them and it's like a switch flips #the walls come down and you see the power of being believed in the pure RELIEF mobius' presence brings #how much he's valued and needed and LOVED as loki tries to hold him close only to lose him again and again #leading to desperation building until the only option left is to sacrifice everything not realizing now they're both left wanting #y'all i'll never recover 😭 #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[heartorbit]

a fool and a sinner

#heyy WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD] I SAID WATCH REVUE ST [FOGHORN] [SIRENS] #revue starlight #revstar #hikari kagura #kagura hikari #shoujo kageki revue starlight #Girl you're so damn dramatic get your ass up and continue the cycle #STFU AND START ONCE AGAIN BUILDING THE TOWER THAT WILL INEVITABLY FALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #i'm back in my bimonthly revsta haze. Oh my god starry session revival was SOOOOOOOOOO. #i missed seeing kukugumi performing together. And oh my god mayanana sirius. OH MY GODDDDDDD #PRIDE AND ARROGANCE WAS ONLY SUPPODE FTO BE KAORUKO AND THEY WERE LIKE THATS CRAZY CAN WE MAKE TOXIC YURI OUT OF THIS? IKUTERU GET UP THERE #i screamed. all i can say #semester AMOST OVER assignments MANAGEABLE status: ALIVE #pretend i didnt post a drawing of myself coughing uo blood on twitter 24 hours ago. teehee #i need to rewatch gekijouban. Will be a little treatfor me after my last assignment gets handed in #Also theres this rpgmaker game ive been following that finally came out this year and inknow it will give me brain worms im so excited to #play it. ALSO I HAVE AN EMU TO POST I DID AN AGGIE WITH MY CLASSMATE but i gotta clean her up. maybe tonight after homework. amen #its her n cinnamorolllll so cutessss SOOOO CUTES

[lyriumsings]

Ok but also can i just say the effect of the spot as a character was done SO WELL?? even from the trailers i wrote him off i didn’t take him seriously at all. like “oh look at this silly doofus stealing an atm lmao” but like that was clearly a mistake. and also like ngl kinda mean? like no one was listening to him!! at all!! he tries to tell miles even the shop owner that like “hey this isn’t like me i just recently lost everything i’ve never stolen before in my life lol basically i’m desperate” and he’s just kinda “ok villain of the week shut up now i have things to do” (which i mean understandable miles is a kid lol) and like it’s really understandable why spot goes down the path that he does!!?? and the worst part is it was avoidable if someone just helped him or was just kind to him tbh like damn. esp knowing miles felt the same!! he felt ignored and unheard! it’s just sad! but also ngl his level up was reALLY cool!!

#spoilers #spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse #i cant believe they did ALLLL THIS with bagel boy #god i need to watch again #like this man is a scieNTIST?? #he was ALWAYS dangerous bc he’s fucking smart?? #but all anyone saw was a silly guy with spots stealing an atm

[mrs-gauche]

The Rotunda and the Fresco

On the mural, all messere would say is, "Skyhold is her fortress. These are her actions."

#dragon age #dai gifs #solas #my gifs #this set took. forever. #basically had to play through half the game again lol #one thing I noticed while making this though.. #..is just how prominent the Black City is in his frescoes #..and the many pride demon like eyes surrounding it (!!!) #..like he's always watching it.. #interesting.. given how in the mural from the official teaser trailer the Dread Wolf seemed to break into the Black City 👀 #and I have a pretty strong guess why that is... #you know - besides the fact that *cough* the Black City is totally Arlathan where the false elven gods are imprisoned *cough* #but I actually think he needs to break in there for another reason 👀 #..involving a certain idol 👀👀👀 #anyway.. I always have to chuckle when I read the codex from this archivist calling Solas ''messere'' lol

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!

#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!! #i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL #sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles #they make me so emotional.... #having breathing problems while typing #they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg #literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight- #hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise) #tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up #THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR- #again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont- #im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig #fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh' #BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY! #AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!! #straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real- #and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3 #idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists' #AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[queerprayers]

i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.

and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.

#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it #none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are #communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state? #idk it doesn't sit right with me. #again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions. #but i need to come out as an open communion fan #roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me. #everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table #i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m #i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now) #but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded #just once. #i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again

[papayafiles]

"i would love to create the story and finish the story and everything with mclaren. i really would love that."

#why does it feel like someone is violently stabbing me in the heart over and over and over #baby lando saying he needs to be stronger and make less mistakes over adult lando gazing out the window looking sad... god. #i've watched this so many times but i still can't get through it without tearing up #drive to survive i will never say anything bad about you ever again #lando norris #drive to survive #zak brown #dts spoilers

[luuxxart]

it just so happens to bring all the boys to the Jazz Jin

#shuake #akeshu #persona 5 #akira kurusu #goro akechi #after finishing this comic i now have the insatiable need to watch mean girls again #neither ​my partner nor my best friend have ever seen it ✊🏽😔 #i live. in a world. where ….. October third is only significant to me…….. #anyway great song #reminds me of a time when . i didn’t know what it meant ansjjdksksksskkd #oh god I’m 20 on Sunday

[mishapen-dear]

badboyhalo october 1st stream recap

okay okay quick recap for anyone who couldn't watch the stream/can't watch bad's vod (tw discussion of derealization, paranoia (being watched especially), hallucinations, bad having a BAD time, etc. if any of this stuff super bothers you then you may want to avoid badboyhalo's livestreams for the foreseeable future, he's a long-term storyteller)

Bad started off his stream with a black screen and white text.

"Welcome. Dear cucurucho, why are you in my [the text went offscreen] I just want to talk please come say hello I know your there cucurucho come come come out wherever you are cucuruchoooooooo CUCURUCHSOFIOOGI" [note: keysmash not exact]

When Bad turned his screen on, he was in dapper's room, rocking back and forth. he was calling for cucurucho and talking about it living in his house. He kept jumping at nothing. He spoke to the pictures of the kids as if they were real, and asked "richarlyson" if forever was the one in his house.

he didn't want to leave dapper's room because it was his 'safe room,' but he eventually did. His base is now covered in GIANT signs that have red text and cucurucho's model that say "NO FEDERATION ALLOWED" and "YOUR BEING WATCHED" and one more i can't remember. he put up cameras everywhere and said "Look! I have cameras! Now I know when someone comes in... and when someone leaves." which isn't super important but it was an awesome line

he ended up going to spawn to look for cucurucho, and it was full of scaffolding. bad didn't take this well. It's unclear if the scaffolding was part of his hallucinations or not, but he fixated on it 'being' cucurucho. He suspected forever, cellbit, and foolish were also cucurucho. He questioned what was and wasn't real- including himself.

Bad started SEEING cucurucho in the distance, watching him, before it would disappear again. When it came back, sometimes it was renamed. "ENJOY THE ISLAND" and ":)" were some of the renamings, and I cannot remember them all. Bad started out by chasing cucurucho, shouting at it and asking if it were various items/mobs. He saw two of them at once at once point and was lead up into slime's hold house, through flippa's room (where there was a single block of scaffolding), and then out off of jaiden's balcony.

As the chase went on Bad started to become more frightened. Cucurucho was flying. he started to lose sense of where he was (shown by the admins teleporting him around) and hallucinated a nether portal he threatened to go through.

At some point Bad questioned if Dapper was cucurucho, too.

Eventually Bad retreated to the wall to cower in a 1x1 hole that went beneath the wall. cucurucho broke several blocks in front of him and appeared, revving its chainsaw. when it disappeared again there was a hole broken into the floor that lead to a cave and LONG tunnels beneath the wall. the visual was terrifying i promise.

cucurucho chased bad through the tunnels. he was screaming “please please stop I’ll be good I promise please go away.” At one point cucurucho appeared behind bad with the name "Bad?Boy?Halo?" and bad freaked out about potentially being cucurucho.

cucurcucho chased bad through a cave system until two cucuruchos cornered him to blow bubbles. their names were "do you?" and "YES". bad ran from them and found some scaffolding loose on the ground, (which had been built up to lead him out of the cave), said "this is it, this is you" and threw into lava.

Bad warped back home, insisting, "You can't come here, you can't come here." He was calmer in his house, but then was hit by the blindness effect and started yelling about the signs and "NO FEDERATION ALLOWED." he sang a little song about it

short story short: cucurucho appeared in his house. he saw it behind a glass wall. he was furious and terrified and growling "you can't be in here." he ran into dapper's room, where it appeared AGAIN with the name "WITHOUT M***" (last few letters were in the wall lmao). bad started sprinting around his house trying to find a safe place. cucurucho chased him with a chainsaw down the aquarium hallway.

Two cucuruchos kept popping up and disappearing, both with different names each time. Bad asked them "who let you in my house?" and went through a series of names such as: foolish, forever, tina, cellbit, baghera, antoine, fit- and finally settled on Ron.

Bad went to go see Ron. The hallway was dark, and Ron's room was unlit. When Bad opened the door, Cucurucho, with the nametag "RON" above its head, looked back at him. Bad said, "I knew it. It was Ron. He let you in." A second Cucurucho appeared with the nametag "ALWAYSHERE."

Bad was given blindness again, and he started to laugh as a chainsaw whirred. We heard bubbles blowing. Then the screen faded entirely to black, and Bad said, "Come here, Ron. Come out, come out, wherever you are..."

We heard rapid damage sounds, and then the sound of eating.

(the END of his stream had black and white text "SEE You NeXt tIme :)" as an example. The other messages were classic streamer "thanks for watching" and "make sure to follow" messages with similar fucked up cases, but this was supposed to be a fast recap lmao)

TLDR: Bad's paranoia has increased to the point of hallucinations. He's now frightened of Cucurucho, and suspects that everyone on the island is/could be helping Cucurucho get into his base. He associates cucurucho with scaffolding now. He is NOT sound of mind. He ate Ron Lemons.

If I missed anything important, feel free to add on!

#qsmp recap #qsmp #'yeah i'll just write up a quick recap' #qsmp badboyhalo #i'm SO so serious though if this stream fucked you up or you think these topics would fuck you up to watch live #you need to consider avoiding his content for a little while #this has been building up in his character's story for a WHILE #and it's fucking AWESOME but holy good god take care of yourself first #he's not holding any punches #i need to rewatch that shit again the majority of this is pure memory oh my god #that was ONLY AN HOUR #AND A HALF #he was in his base for 12 whole minutes!!!

[ken-dom]

Just casually thinking about you innocently praising Ken on everyday things, ‘you did a great job with that’ ‘that looks nice’ etc, and he just gets so flustered and glossy eyed, he loses the ability to speak.

We love a flustered Ken. I imagine if you praise him for an outfit he chose (which he spent far too much time putting together specifically for your attention) it would be the absolute pinnacle for him.

The blush colouring his cheeks and the way his breath catches when he tries to think up a response but realises he can’t form the words. Because you complimented him. And it was so easy, rolled of your tongue so effortlessly, that you must have meant it?! You must appreciate him.

And then the tears come. Sometimes he buries his face in your neck on the pretence of a cuddle to hide them (even though you know because your shoulder is quickly soaked). Other times he clenches his jaw and waits for it to pass (he looks ridiculous turning bright red and you know he’s trying not to cry). Sometimes he runs away because it’s just too overwhelming. But not far away. Where would he go without you?!

I also love to think of him finding new ways to try to get you to praise him. Really going out of his way to get you to notice something he’s spent far too long coming up with for such a simple act, like reorganising your sock drawer for you while you’re out.

Then when you eventually look in the drawer he’s been standing next to and pointing mock-casually at for ten solid minutes, and you show genuine surprise and thank him for it, he has to run away because he simply cannot stop the ‘SUBLIME!’ erupting from his throat.

When he comes back, he forces this cool, calm exterior and pretends it was no problem at all, just a totally normal thing for a boyfriend to do out of the blue. A good boyfriend. Because he is your good Ken, isn’t he?

#god I love him so much I need to watch barbie again like right now #ken x reader #ken #ryan gosling #ken imagines #ken-dom answers

[rainbowinbeigeboots]

do you ever just cry while thinking about how tender creature is with lisa or are you normal?

#something about that peach ring proposal scene just gets me and the way he just looks at her with so much love #granted it could be because i’m really depressed rn but damn does that scene in particular get me #i’m so mad the site i usually use isn’t working for me for some reason rn #and i could go to my local theatre since they’re still showing it but god i’d have to get out #but also god i REALLY need to watch this film rn bdcause it unfortunately is my current comfort film/hyperfixation #and i can’t justify paying the digital price for it while i already preordered the physical copy #save me lisa frankenstein save me #somehow gotta make it to fucking sunday when i’m going to see it again #until then i’m just gonna stare at gifs and cry about how sweet they are #lisa frankenstein #meaghan rambles