#goëjlrm

[vinylattes]

THE SIRE + the popsicle stick house in WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.02 (A Night Out with the Guys)

#what we do in the shadows spoilers #wwdits s5 spoilers #wwdit5 spoilers #the sire #goëjlrm #wwditsedit #*a night out with the guys (05x02) #dakotasvibe #userligaya #sorry it's just too cute to NOT gif #look at him!!! #he's trying to rebuilt his silly fortress!!

[sixleggedboar]

I finally got around to do some wwdits sketches.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #sketches #guillermo de la cruz #darth maul #baron afanas #goëjlrm #the sire

[myckicade]

As I sit here, re-writing bits of this Afanas/Goëjlrm piece, it occurs to me...

I really want the world for Baron Afanas. And, by damn it, he's going to have it!

It's just going to be ugly in (possibly) getting him there.

#WWDitS #WWDitS Spoilers #Baron Afanas #Goëjlrm #The Sire #Baron x Sire #Afanas x Goëjlrm

[folklaurr]

Okay but goëjlrm definitely said “young Sheldon” right? Like I’m not making that up or hearing things?

#wwdtis #what we do in the shadows #goëjlrm #the sire #I just rewatched the episode #and like he absolutely said young Sheldon

[eruptedinlight]

did he learn or did he give up

#wwdits #wwdits edit #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #baron afanas #what we do in the shadows #gifset #my stuff #autism brain seeing parallels everywhere #goëjlrm looking at the camera like jfc this bitch teaching me english

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Creepypasta headcanon from my fanfic idea

The Slenderman Mansion™️ is just a old house that in the forest that has like a invisible barrier to protect it from humans and other supernatural creatures

Slender man just like straight up kidnapped people and just take them to his house

The first victim is Ted the Caver

Ted doesn’t like this….he lives underneath the mansion and made a bunch of tunnels and underground networks

Slendy is lowkey confusing about that but doesn’t really care

The victims (or my ocs) have to use a drone and camera to see into the tunnels and not get jump scares by Ted

The second victim is Jeff

Slendy will straight up lie and said that Jeff is the first Creepypasta when being asked

Jeff is the golden child™️

Anyone under Slendy control is basically stuck there physically they can’t age but they can still leave the woods/manshion

The creepypasta can’t leave the mansion unless order to and they can’t die or age.

Jeff freaking hate it here. So so much.

As more creepypasta came in and Slendy has a few…phases. Sometimes he hates his new victim and will hurt them, sometimes he care and acts fatherly, sometimes he don’t care about them at all

Slenderman is actually a Eldritch race. His family also use to kill and eat humans. His brothers didn’t like doing that anymore so they each had a phrase to see what they like about humans and what makes them happy. From protecting human to being apathetic about them, to observing them to entertaining them. Even romantic or sexual being with humans.

Nina the killer has a bad home life :(

The marbel hornets gang and the other slenderverse gang are a territory in the woods, they are like the arch rivals to the creeps.

The creepypasta kill people who enter the woods, if the victims didn’t die they either get use a live training dummies or turn into a creepypasta

Turing into a creepypasta is like a a curse, you slowly loose you’re mind, your body can change and grow or remove body parts, and you get the proxy mark.

The first sign of turning into a creepypasta is having your memories be gone, or some of them. Some creeps have most of there memories, others only have vague memories. Slenderman choose what memories some has or doesn’t have anymore

The transformation happens over the course of a week, or forms some it can take months.

Jeff keeps a journal detailing his memories that he regains

Jeff job is to introduce new members to the mansion and to help them settle in

When the transformation is complete, the new creep will loss their memory of life before and during the transformation. Jeff gets sad because his new friends don’t remember him when re-meeting him and they get annoyed or even hate him

The slenderverse crew have the marble hornets sickness

they also try to save the victims. If the victims are save they either escape without harm with their memories whip if the incident, or they end up with the sicknesses

If someone gets the sickness they are trap in the woods. The operator and slender man are the same entity but different people. There kind of like twins?

Lots of pets in the creepys manshion

LGBT + race + religion + disability + body positive yippie :)

The slenderverse gang try to help the creepypasta, but the creeps are little jerks and don’t want help (manipulation slendy is so real 😔)

Canon charters vs fandom characters (Jeff hodak and Jeff woods) are like…family but the canon characters don’t live in the woods but they can come and go as they please

The rake lives with Ted underground they have a relationship similar to the Barron and Goëjlrm from what we do in the shadows <3

The creepy have 3 charts: murder, suicide, and kill count. The charts keep track of who killed who, how, and how many times. It’s supposed to help see who the trouble makers are to try to keep the peace but it became a rivalry to see who gets the most kills in a day, week, month, year, decade, and century.

If the creepypasta get sent to jail or juvenile, slenderman manipulation and worms it way through security and jailers to get back what’s his.

Even when a creepypasta dies, slenderman will traps its ghost to the woods and to the mansion or to himself.

#my thoughts #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #fandom #cleaning out my drafts #long post #writing inspiration

[phantomoftheparadise0002]

For some reason i always forget that these two are literally the same vampire. Goëjlrm, which i prefer to call the sire.

Does anyone else think he is cute? But in a adorable way?

He became a trademark of mine. I have no idea why lol. Wish my sire looked more spookier just like in the show. But some seem to like him like this so.

Dude is 8000 years old. Good with kids,Smart,In love with the baron,trying his best to learn/speak english.

Here he has a hangover i think??

They have to put him in more hilarious situations.

What if we got a spin off. I think alot of people want to see.that right?

#wwdits #the sire

[alezz-fleder]

Goëjlrm necesita amor, comprension y ternura U.U

"¡Eso necesito, yo no necesito estar encerrado!"

Vaya, vaya miren quien decidio aparecer, la señorita "siempre estoy activa y para nada me desaparezco un año entero" XD. Y claro decidi aparecer trayendoles calidad, siono, por supuesto no me la pase viendo series como esta jaja.

Sobre este pequeño boceto feo (no se si llamarlo como tal) miren, no soy una experta dibujando monstruos pero hice mi mayor esfuerzo xd. Se me hizo muy adorable este episodio perdon Xddd.

Ah, una última cosa...los fans de Guillermo de la Cruz somos la mera brga.

No crean que por poco olvido ponerle mi firma QuQ.

What we do in the shadows (TV series) temporada 3, capitulo 6.

#what we do in the shadows #vampires #xd #wwdits

[soontobecyborg]

Wwdits s4 prediction: when they go to the pine barons the Jersey devil turns out to be Goëjlrm aka the sire aka girlyjim

#wwdits #wwdits season 4

[franksintrayaoi]

A:bah I was turned by Goëjlrm. Thought he was a lady and tried to bow-chika-wow-wow him as a thank you but yeah..

A:why do you always have the most crazy things happening to you.

[eowyntried]

I made this, you’re welcome, and also I’m very sorry.

Their names are so similar it had to be done.

Goëjlrm x Guillermo my beloved /j

#guillermo de la cruz #goëjlrm #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #cursed edit #im so sorry #but not really #this is true art #cry about it #plus ratio #Goëjllermo supremacy

[myckicade]

The thought of Goëjlrm's imprisonment really gets to me. Shoved in a cell and left there, all alone, in the 'care' of idiot vampires who surely didn't understand his language, didn't care what he wanted, and were so afraid of their own shadows that they disrespected their progenitor based on conjecture and suspicion.

This fic is going to be the end of me, I tell you. I'm getting so emotional, my anger is coming out in run-on sentences!

P.S. This fic now has a title, The Places I Was Found. Please feel free to follow that tag for updates. I still have a running tag list for the posting of the first chapter.

#The Places I Was Found #The Places I Was Found Fic #Baron x Sire #Afanas x Goëjlrm #WWDitS #What We Do in the Shadows #WWDitS Spoilers #What We Do in the Shadows Spoilers #Fanfiction #Fanfic #The Sire #Goëjlrm

[dc-cat]

The Sire, Goëjlrm - how do you pronounce that? 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 New in my #redbubble and #teepublic shops . . . . #shadows #shadowsfx #sire #wwdits #thesire #goëjlrm #vampire #originalvampire #inktober #myart #redbubble https://www.instagram.com/p/CVjnKFaAeYJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

#redbubble #teepublic #shadows #shadowsfx #sire #wwdits #thesire #goëjlrm #vampire #originalvampire #inktober #myart

[monster-noises]

What we do in the shadows?

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most)

Laszlo!!!!! Laszlo Cravensworth my absolute beloved! A wild man! A weirdo! A righteous Bastard and a Fool! Dumb of ass and big of heart! (But also big of Ego which gets in the Way, which i think should tell you that i haaave a Type) He's perfect and i adore him (also Jacky Datona? Fucking Primo Shit)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Nandor, I see that man, a once ruthless warrior and conquerer, and I go Grandma Mode, wanna pinch his cheeks, make sure he's doing okay, gice him a Treat.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I don't think she's Exactly underrated.. (granted I don't interact with the rest of the fandom much so this is largely based on my own experiences with the show) but I do adore Doll Nadja.. i'll forget about her for a bit then i'm reminded she's around and i'm like "oh shit! Look at this little lady! Love her!"

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

The witches goat familiar Black Peter, I love him, I need to know more about him, bring him back, gice him an Arc.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Ohhh hmm... Are.. are any of the wwdits characters considered problematic or unpopular??? Everyone gets pretty Loved from what i've seen...

But I think if we look at the actual world of the show, I'd have to say it's the Sire, Goëjlrm, he's just a funky little guy! And I do love a puppet! He's not reeeally pathetic.. but he's kinda pathetic? In like.. a stray cat way..

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Sewer idiot whose name i cannot remember, i wanted to like him and his crew even as like a group of antagonists, and i do still find him charming in a way, but he just grinds my gears so i'm gunna grind him in the Plinko instead.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Ncnkss genuinely don't think i dislike anyone enough for this... They are all safe from Eeby Deeby.... For Now.

#monster noises #wwdits #she didn't get a proper mention here so i will just say Nadja is a QUEEN and I love her so much

[aion-rsa]

What We Do in the Shadows: Ranking the Best Vampires

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If there’s anything vampires appreciate, it’s a good old-fashioned power struggle. 

Living as an undead creature of the night forever can get boring. So to spice things up sometimes you have to argue with your spooky peers as to which vampire reigns supreme. We’ve seen this struggle play out on season 3 of FX’s What We Do in the Shadows. 

After the Staten Island vampires’ familiar Guillermo de la Cruz (Harvey Guillen) took out virtually the entire Vampiric Council in season 2, his vampire friends were invited to fill the power vacuum. With Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) busy trying to find the nature of his energy vampire existence and Laszlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry) busy looking for the filthiest erotica that the Vampiric Council library has to offer, that left Nandor the Relentless (Kayvan Novak) and Nadja Antipaxos (Natasia Demetriou) vying for the very literal vampire throne.

Since Nandor and Nadja split throne-sitting duties for much of the season, it got us wondering: if we could select our favorite vampire from What We Do in the Shadows, who would we pick? So we endeavored to do exactly that.

A carefully curated cadre of Den of Geek contributors put their heads together to rank the best vampires on What We Do in the Shadows from 10 to 1. After threats of violence were resolved and votes were cast, the following list is what we came up with. Bear in mind that this list is primarily focusing on the What We Do in the Shadows TV series, not the movie. Movie characters that appear in the TV series (like Viago and Vladislav the Poker) are eligible for the list but only their TV work can be considered. 

First off, the runners-up…

Other vampires receiving votes: Evan (Evan Rachel Wood), Paul (Paul Reubens), Evie Russell (Vanessa Bayer), Jan (Cree Summer), Goëjlrm a.k.a. The Sire, Vladislav the Poker (Jemaine Clement), The Guide (Kristen Schaal), Tilda (Tilda Swinton)

And now the top ten…

10. Viago (Taika Waititi)

Whie Taika Waititi’s Viago is best known for his appearance in the original What We Do in the Shadows film, his brief stint on the TV series shone brightly enough to gain him entry onto our list. Viago and roommates serve as the Staten Island vampire gang’s proper entrance to the Vampiric Council. His deadpan introduction of the increasingly famous other vampires on the council helps make one of What We Do in the Shadows’ best moments work.

9. Simon the Devious (Nick Kroll)

All great vampires need an equally great epithet. Simon, however, is a shitty vampire and therefore gets a shitty epithet. Simon is the leader of the Manhattan vampires and he is, indeed, devious. It’s just that most of his devious plans involve trying to steal Laszlo’s obviously cursed witch hat. 

8. The Half-Vampire Wesley (Wesley Snipes)

The Vampiric Council is positively full of vampiric A-listers from Tilda (as in Tilda Swinton), Paul (Paul Reubens), and even an unseen Kiefer. Still, it’s the Half-Vampire Wesley’s appearance via video conferencing that stole our Vampire Selection Committee’s hearts. Wesley’s internet connection is so bad that he barely gets to participate in Vampiric Council business but even getting to see the Daywalker Blade himself is such a treat.

7. Jenna (Beanie Feldstein)

Jenna, a college student LARPer turned vampire by Nadja, hasn’t had a lengthy run thus far on What We Do in the Shadows. After popping up in four episodes of the show’s first season, the young vamp has not been seen nor heard from again. That’s probably because she’s played burgeoning superstar Beanie Feldstein (Lady Bird, Booksmart). And the reason why we haven’t seen that much Jenna of late is also the reason we truly love her: the hilarious Beanie Feldstein is just hard not to appreciate. 

6. Baron Afanas (Doug Jones)

There are all sorts of different archetypes when it comes to vampires’ appearances. More often than not you get your traditional handsome aristocrat look like Dracula. Sometimes, however, you get something more bestial akin to Nosferatu. Alongside “The Sire,” Baron Afanas is one of only two vampires on WWDITS old enough to appear as a full-on monster. The reason he works as a character though, is that he’s far more cheerful than his demonic features would suggest. Who could forget the Baron’s exciting night out on the town – getting lit and wearing a New Jersey Devils hat? Though it ended in tragedy, the Baron eventually returned, as all great vampires do.

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5. Jim the Vampire (Mark Hamill)

Mark Hamill’s Jim the Vampire is the highest ranking vampire on our list outside of the “core four” protagonists. This is an impressive achievement given that Jim appears in only one episode. It helps that that episode, season 2’s “On the Run” is an instant classic though. While we all love Laszlo’s stint as Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender, none of it would work without Jim as a perfectly corny antagonist. Hamill, who is a big fan of the show, gives the role his all to deliver a real delight of a vampire.

4. Nandor the Relentless (Kayvan Novak)

Nandor the Relentless is the de facto leader of his Staten Island vampire clan. As both the oldest and the most…uh, relentless vamp he comes across his leadership capabilities naturally. Unfortunately, those leadership abilities often lead him and his friends quite awry. Kayvan Novak’s performance as Nandor is truly something to behold. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to tonally replicate his accent when saying “Colin Robinson” or “this fuckin’ guy.” He’s one of the best vampires of all time but our voters just happen to like three of his peers a little better.

3. Laszlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry)

Wait a minute. What’s a regular human bartender doing on this list? We kid, we kid. We know that Jackie Daytona is really Laszlo Cravensworth. For one, he doesn’t have a toothpick in his mouth. Matt Berry is one of the most brilliant and deranged comedic minds of his generation. In many ways, Laszlo feels like the natural conclusion to every character Berry has ever played. Laszlo is husky, he’s hirsute, he’s horny, and he’s going to live forever, baby. Now hop in this Model-T and read some vampire erotica with him.

2. Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch)

Colin Robinson isn’t a traditional vampire per se but he is an energy vampire and that counts. This Dilbert looking guy is What We Do in the Shadows’ most welcome and unique entry into the vampire canon. Energy vampires look like your average accountant. One big difference is that their eyes just happen to light up with a bluish hue as they drain the energy from your body with a perfectly curated boring anecdote. Mark Proksch is truly superb as Colin Robinson. So much so that we hope the show is just joshin’ with this whole “energy vampires only live 100 years” thing.

1.Nadja Antipaxos (Natasia Demetriou)

Here she is: the people’s champ! Najda Antipaxos is our favorite vampire on What We Do in the Shadows because she is somehow the most human of the bunch. Jealous, loud, and narcissistic – she has the elements of humanity down better than most people do. Plus, who could forget her turning young Jenna, or her centuries long tryst with Gregor? The real secret to Nadja’s success, however, might just be that there are two of her. Nadja and her doll familiar make for one hell of a vampiric team.

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[myckicade]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Baron Afanas/Goëjlrm | The Sire, Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless Characters: Baron Afanas (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Goëjlrm | The Sire, Aspen the Hellhound (What We Do in the Shadows TV) Additional Tags: Angst, Romance, The Supernatural, Friends to Lovers, Roommates to lovers, The Fallout of Season 5 Summary:

Things in New Jersey were going well enough. Maybe. If one didn't look too closely at two ancient vampires and their unsure spiral through semi-amphibious parenthood. The good news was, they still had their friends in Staten Island, all of whom were ready to dole out parenting advice (useless), sage wisdom (even more useless), and, oh, yes, completely upset their quiet little lives.

Afanas should have known. Where that bumbling buffoon Nandor was involved, nothing was safe or sacred.

Lesson Learned: What's found on the internet should stay on the internet.

#I know I know #Another WiP #The Places I Was Found Fic #Baron Afanas #Goëjlrm #The Sire #Afanas x Goëjlrm #Goëjlrm x Afanas #Nandermo #What We Do in the Shadows #WWDitS #Season 5 Spoilers #Fanfiction #Fanfic