#go get me a birthday present

[che-bur-ashka]

hey its my birthday why dont you go buy my games theyre all really cheap right now

you can get literally my entire itch catalogue for $24 or you can get any individual item for 24% off. itch says it would all cost a little over 80 bucks normally so this is a good deal but that's not the real thing and you know it isn't. the real thing is that its my birthday and you should get me a present.

some highlights in the 30-item bundle include:

THREE DUDES GO BOWLING my three player game about dudes going bowling

QUEEN OF THE MOON my pedagogical manifesto / hack of jay dragons sleepaway about meaning belonging and escape for queer children

ZEALOTS OF A LOVING GOD my hexcrawly ttrpg about surviving the downfall of your cult and wandering the earth as your body is slowly transmuted by the love of your god

MARCH OF THE HOLLY KING my solo journaling tarot game about the king of winter travelling around the world at the solstice, waiting for his rival to be born

and, and i cannot stress this enough, 26 other bits and bobs that range from complete games (RITUAL & EXPERIENCE, BENEATH OUR OWN FLAG, HERE SITS THE WOUNDED KING IN THOUGHT) to supplements for other ppls stuff (I REGRET TO INFORM YOU A KITH HAS BEEN SLAIN, THE TROOP) to scrimshaw and fragments of ideas written for weekly jams (THE DWARFS, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN ALL AMERICAN FULL MOON WEREWOLF BRAWL).

go buy me a birthday present.

#ttrpgs #ttrpg #queen of the moon #march of the holly king #three dudes go bowling #zealots of a loving god #its my birthday #go get me a birthday present #i WILL turn into gollum about this i stg #ttrpg design #itch.io

[jinstronaut]

kim seokjin, according to @aprylynn happy birthday apryl! ♡♡♡

#aprylynn #bts #btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #btsdaily #jin #seokjin #kim seokjin #dailybangtan #userbangtan #trackofthesoul #usersan #heyryen #annietrack #userpat #tuserandi #raplineuser #userdimple #rjshope #ksjedit #*** #!!!!!!! happy birthday queen apryl !!!!!!!! #i just wanted to do something for you since you've done so much for me with your kindness and your support #and you deserve all the nice things in the entire world #and while i try to find all those nice things i can at least give u jins face u kno #and i had to use ur iconic tags bc you always make me laugh every single time i go thru my notes #ur just like me fr fr ur always in my brain i swear ;o; #ANYWAYS !!!!!! i hope u have the best day and i hope you are loved and cherished and that you get yummy treats and lots of presents #and are surrounded by people that love you and adore you uwu

[kirby-the-gorb]

(No Obligation Whatsoever but if you *want* to give me a birthday present my kofi is in the pinned post or you could always draw a kirby :> after all I started drawing him every day in the first place just cuz I think low key simple kirby drawings are fun and there should be more of them!)

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #my wife bought me tasty cake and my partner made me tasty pasta #and they both got me presents too! #I haven't had presents to *unwrap* on my birthday in a long time #(I've still had presents most of the recent years but it's all just like the 'hey buy me this' 'here you go love you' type presents) #(and my wife has been working for the whole day on my birthday the past few years too :c ) #(but today she was done at a reasonable time and got to hang out with me!) #(so was our other partner!) #(it was nice :> ) #(for real tho zero obligation re giving me things for real) #(like money's kinda tight right now but it's not like an emergency or anything) #(mostly thanks to our partner) #(and my wife thinks she'll be employed again by the end of the month) #(so probably any money I get will either be saved for emergencies or spent on replacing 15 year old clothes) #(rather than like groceries or whatever) #(any kirby drawings I get will probably be gathered up on monday or s/t in like a special edition reply roundup) #(anyway I'll stop mumbling now <3 ) #favorites

[mymarifae]

i'm the birthday millie today

i'm super old now.

#^_^ I THINK TODAY IS GOINF TO BE A NICE BIRTHDAY #i'm not like. doing anything special. but! i was thinking about it last night and i've come a long way... #all things considered i'm doinf a pretty good job at like. living life! #i've accomplished quite a bit! i've grown! i know lots more about myself! i'm figuring it out!!!! #i'm going to go to lunch with my mom and then later this evening i'm going tooooo get Not Sober and just have fun 💖 #thanks for sticking around with me for another year of my life !!!!!! #i know i haven't been posting here a ton lately. lots of reasons for that. but i think about you all my tumblr only friends lots... #i hope you've all been well! love you lots. if any mutuals want my priv twitter feel free to ask :3 #if you read all of these here's a present for you: 🐦 #doodles #felix

[saturnvs]

i had another lesson at the riding school today and rode the same sweet irish cob mare as i did last time, it went so well and i was even comfortable enough to have my first gallop in like .. 4 almost 5 years? i'm very proud of myself and maybe it's the equine therapy, but i feel like i'm a better rider now compared to the rider i was when i rode twice a week for years on end. short horsie update for people who care :D

#it's getting cold over here in sweden now #so as an early birthday present i got a pair of winter riding boots and let me tell you ... i've never felt so warm and nice while riding #thermo boots!! with warm fluffy lining !!! #she's a very fun pony to ride #lots of go go go once she's warmed up :D but she listens so attentively #and the instructor once again told me i seem very balanced and gentle which is exactly the kind of compliment i want lol

[danwhobrowses]

Well another week of Tal and Ashley putting Callowmoore through the emotional ringer. I'm kinda okay with where it's at right now (okay less kinda but I can still see an end goal for them), of course it wasn't the most ideal direction I thought up in my head but it rarely ever is. There's time, there's room, and maybe in 2 3 (again guys? mental torment for 3 again?) weeks time - because no show on Thanksgiving and then Candela Obscura - Tal and Ashley will pull the trigger and not leave me an anxious mess like they have the last month and a half every Friday Morning when I have to work XD

#don't get me wrong I expected Fearne to show stress and it is good that Ashton apologized as personally as they could #I just desired a sweeter shippier flavour of events...but I can wait #not forever mind you I still crave the positive emotional payoff #kinda bummed after all that the shard rejected Ash though seems a bit like sour grapes from Matt - but it's his decision #like if you can make callowmoore a thing as an early birthday present that'd be cool just throwing it out there #Ashton did make some good character steps though and it was cool they had a talk with Percy #critical role #bells hells #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #callowmoore #ashton x fearne #fearne x ashton #taliesin jaffe #ashley johnson #glad we can get rid of this manipulation discourse though they were pretty clear that it was just stupidity rather than manipulation #feel like they have to have their talk before going to the key so I'm hoping for something even more precious and irreplaceable being share #cr3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #c3e78 #the whole feywild 'couples retreat' would be a good way for Fearne to realise her fear of losing Ashton is because she loves him #the whole 'love is enduring pain' theme being thrown in a lot this ep #While Ashton uses the feywild to connect to the earth and be better and realise that he loves Fearne and they're (k)enough as they are now #probably some Orym guidance/ass kicking needed for that too #idealism of course but I need to hope it goes good because if it goes bad it just ruins my week(s)/life #Chet was great this episode with the tough love and challenging Ashton to be better but of course Laudna needs to be kept an eye on #I accept the character directions but mentally and emotionally I am not okay

[fallenclan]

its my birthday so as a treat i fucked around with colors and drew a super funky goldenstar :D #1 old man

#clangen #clan generator #art #fallenart #goldenstar #birthday present for me because im the specialist little birthday guy. i got to fuck around with colors and shapes #not sure if i like it or not but it was fun :) #anyway. time to go to work. hopefully will draw more when i get back

[pjharvey]

colleges r so funny. im hanging out in a room before a tutoring appointment that has like stickers everywhere that are like microidentity pride flags i don't recognize and other shit like a sticker of a juice box that says "respect trans men juice" and there's a sign that lists the agreements for being in this room that are like this is a safe space for everyone we value mental health here and be careful when you talk about triggering topics. meanwhile there's some kind of decoration thing of a little bear with a nodding head in the corner that has such a loud, anxiety inducing ticking sound that it makes this room unusable to me as an autistic person unless i put in my expensive noise cancelling earbuds

#i got them as a birthday present and im lucky my family has the means to get me things like that. not everyone does #like without these earbuds i would be going crazy rn

[transfemoid]

is it just me or does it feel like people are a lot nicer to you and a lot more generous when you’re single. like that’s definitely the best part about being single but it’s so funny to notice

#like maybe it’s just me over examining things but one of ny best friends like #got me a bunch of dvds and stuff today but like the WAY gifts are presented is so interesting #and like a lot of my friends when i was with my ex girlfriend didn’t really get me any birthday gifts my birthday before last #then like last year i got stuff. is it because people assume like your gf/bf is going to get you something or is it like #is it they feel awkward? im obsessed with this bc its so noticeable sorry im crazy

[fluffyllamas-23]

I’m halfway through my third book of this year (I finished one that I started a few days before the new year on New Year’s Day, and then started another one yesterday that I finished this morning, and then I’m working on another one I started weeks ago) and I think that’s about how many books I read in the entirety of 2023 💀 I set a goal of 10 books for the whole year because I read so few last year but now I wanna see how many I can read

#I’m gonna get a kindle in February when they go on sale as an early birthday present to me #I discovered psychological thrillers and they are FASCINATING and I am always taking recommendations

[porcelainvino]

how to force my mom to get me tickets for chris colfer book signing………..

#he’s like… coming to a city near me………… #i have read ONE of his books (tlos 1) and my rating of it is that it was okay #but you don’t get it.. i have the chance to look kurt hummel actor in the eyes…… like i NEED TO. #maybe ill justify it as an early birthday present cuz my birthday is in june #wait what if it’s all children wait i don’t wanna 😭😭😭 #but ALSO half of his fans are like.. adults…… so mAYBE #not me getting nervous about being judged by chris colfers audience what am i ON ABOUT #point is i will go……… maybe…………….. #porcelainposting

[torgawl]

i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

#diluc's voice going 'was it ever real?' </3 kaeya saying 'i was just a child' </3 and 'i would burn the fucking world down before i would #even think of betraying you' </3 #i'm actually crying #whatever spell ragbros put on me when i first started playing genshin that shit has a grip on me #i just want them to hug so bad i need them to hug i need them to cry it out and laugh together #i need diluc's lighthearted personality to shine through at least once please please #being safe enough that your inner child shines through as a sign of healing is so!!!! good!!!! btw #actually i'm so freaking curious about kaeya's birthday this year #i am every year but now that he had that sort of reassurance during his hangouts that the winery will always be there for him #i want to know if he gets to spend a bit of his birthday there or get to at least eat adelinde's food #maybe this is irrealistic but i don't care let me dream #his message last year was about tcg i love tcg but not like this give me crumbs hoyoverse feed me #last year's art was so cute with all the presents (we had klee crumbs too kaeya and klee so precious to me) so i am hoping for something #equally or even more wholesome #anyways do you ever just think about kaeya and diluc? #yeah me neither 😂

[mildmayfoxe]

hahaha hey you guys guess what. you'll never believe it. got the guy who's in charge of my fraud case on the phone and he was like "who'd you give one-time security codes to yesterday" and i was like "the guy who called me from the fraud department after they noticed a weird login in florida??" and he was like "that was the fuckin hacker. you got got. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!" i handed my entire savings over to a fucking guy on the phone on a silver platter. like some kind of fuckin rube. bro

#IT IS OK THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SORTING IT OUT #account is LOCKED DOWN! card is DELETED! fraud paperwork has been FILED! i have requested a fraud alert AND credit freeze #from the NATIONAL CREDIT BUREAU! #a friend of mine is taking me to MAINE next saturday to go to the BANK! i sent an email to my landlord asking if i can pay rent by CHECK! #i went to my other bank and deposited my BONDS! so i have some MONEY! to pay RENT! #i also got a new debit card from them. and made sure i could use my old checks. #i also bought some STAMPS while i was out and a BIRTHDAY PRESENT for a FRIEND #now i am going to start switching over some auto deposits #so when i get my paycheck on tuesday i will actually get it. #i feel so STUPID but i think i have done all i can to fix this. i am feeling better about it #by next weekend i will have my money again. it's all fine #and hopefully next time i will not get got so easily. lol. #anyway dont get got by people pretending to be your bank i guess. i did think it was weird how many questions they asked but.. #they ALWAYS ask lots of questions at the bank!!!!! #i got a text message FROM the bank saying they would be calling me soon and then the next call was from the scammer #and then like a half hour later got one from the bank and was confused bc they'd just 'called me' #anyway. it'll be fine. scary for a while but at least i have things i can do to make it better. it's all good #genuinely feeling like i ought to take out like a thousand bucks cash and keep it in my desk to replace my bonds tho tbh hahah #just in case something like this happens again. you never know. what would i have done if i DIDNT have those yknow #ok thank u all for being along on this journey with me

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

one thing they dont tell you abt not expecting to make it to this point is how it fucks up your plans for the foreseeable future

#sorry for getting depressing i just need it out because i dont want to talk with my therapist about it yet and i cant tell my mom #but like.... i was never expecting to make it to my birthday. for the the lasr #2? #maybe even 3 years #especially last year and now and like #now its like 2 months away and i. dont know what i want again #we just go to ihop because my sister likes it #like i tried to get ideas with my mom and i. dont have any #i cant do anything i used to think was fun and i dont have anything i. Want now #i can do presents. just give me a budget and i can work that out #but fucking. plans? i just. i just. i dont want anything. nothing seems special or important anymore #it all feels like another day. and i just. god i dont even know what cake i want. #can i even have cake? it'll just give me a headache anyway #and like..i guess its in part to how i can barely visualize anything in the future nowadays #i cant be happy for something a month ahead anymore. not even something in a week #and i just. god #personal posts and stuff idk #aethers rants #cw vent #tw vent #cw sui ideation #alluded to. i guess

[ultimateaclrecovery]

I am trying to figure out what to get my bf for his birthday. And I am especially struggling because I feel like he got me something really nice for my birthday (a full purple stone dishware set that is like 135 dollars (I looked it up because I have no impulse control he did not leave the price tag on) which was sweet because I previously only had plastic plates and obviously everything I own needs to be purple). But the only things I can think of for him are like little cheap things. I want to get him something nice but like anything nice that he would enjoy I feel like he’d be better off getting himself. Like he knows more about nice cookware than me so I feel like I have no way to pick out something that he’d like and use. And than anything with clothes feels out because sizing is hard and I don’t understand mens fashion. I thought like maybe a nice a wallet? But he has one that seems fun and idk how to evaluate wallets anyway.

I am knitting him a hat that he’ll hopefully like because he does wear that style beanie while hiking and camping sometimes.

And then I am thinking of getting him the conjuring 2 dvd because we watched the first one together and the second is available for streaming. And I keep protesting that it’s too scary for me ( I would not watch it single but it’d be fine for his birthday)

And then I was thinking maybe some sort of Japanese cookbook since he likes to cook and is currently obsessed with japan since we’re going in three weeks. There’s a cookbook by jiro ono on sushi that we watched his documentary together, but I’m not sure if he’s already read it. And then there’s a studio ghibli book that would be cute since we watched a lot of the movies together and will probably go to museum in Japan. But I’m not sure how much he really likes them, or if it’s more he likes them fine and it’s the narrow overlap of movies we both like.

And even then it’s like I’m getting him a bunch of little things and it feels like I’m being cheap but I also just can’t think of anything better. He likes cooking and outdoor things and horror movies and currently Japan but generally all things Asian. He likes good art and books but none of those interests making for easy shopping ideas! He seem doesn’t have any horror based decor so I probably can’t even go that route

I also need to get my mom a birthday present but she is much less stressful to shop for. (I don’t know what to get her either but there’s zero danger of even worlds worst present damaging my relationship with my mom even the slightest)

#gift shopping is so hard! #even all the possible presents I’ve thought are like 70 bucks counting yarn #but I have no ideas #and it feels both like not enough and too much #he’s definitely getting the hat #and probably the cheap dvd #but what to go with it?? #his birthday isn’t even until November #but he leaves on the 28th so I want to have at least most of it by then #and I am probably overthinking this because he’s said birthdays aren’t a big deal to him #but they are to me soooo #here we are #I will also try and take him out for dinner for his birthday #but that’s the easier part

[alangdorf]

❤️ The BOYS are REUNITED!! ❤️

Also some old pics of Ephy (plus a couple drawings of them in Chicory):

#kirby #elfilin #chicory #Kirby and Chicory are my birthday presents I bought with money from my grandma thank you grandma <3 #haven’t finished Chicory yet but enjoying it so far! I’d been wanting to get it since it came out #I had been thinking of getting the classic Kirby plush that was released last year but decided to go with a different one and glad I did #this one is bigger so it’s approximately to scale with Ephy and he’s just better to hug #Oh I call Elfilin ‘Ephy’ sometimes because the Japanese amazon listing for it romanized his name as ‘Ephyline’ and it charmed me so #Maybe I will call this Kirby ‘Bee’ after the Archer Kirby plush listed as ‘Sniper Parker Bee’ #I don’t know if making clothes for them is in the cards cause they’re just so BIG it would take a lot of material #maybe I could do hats though #we’ll see #after I finish all my wedding preparations aaaaaaa