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laurabenanti · 1 year

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#this is only enjoyable out of context

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bread-is-my-life · 3 days

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!

(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)

#cj 24 #art #doodles #my art #artists on tumblr #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 soldier #tf2 helmet party #tf2 rocket science #damn that was my first ship and I didn't even draw it once?#we gotta fix it lmaoo #okay so um this was supposed to be a sketch but I added colour and yeahhh #it isn't my best work but I spend all my evening drawing this so eat guys lol #I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH AND THE ANIMATIC OMGGGG #I saw the animatic on tiktok and I WAS LITERALLY OBSESSED #I knew abt tf2 long before that (I have an older brother lol) and I even knew some of the lore #but I nevwr really liked it idk why xD #but after the animatic I straight up became the biggest tf2 fan #so yeah THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAGIRI DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!! :D #your art style changed the way I see art xD #getting into tf2 in general helped me with my own art style and I even started to draw more :)))#so basically gay people saved me yay #something stupid #like I love youUuuuuUuuu #*dies*#WHY IS ENGIS EYES ARE SO WEIRD HELPPP #also literally no one asked but engis second hand is on soldiers ass because I said so

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chisfics · 2 months

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the fck wrong with you ?? 😭😭

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llumimoon · 6 months

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TFW ur shitty dad decides to prank ur whole school to teach you to be more chaotic but instead you just realize how attached you've become to certain people. This is the EAH AU's version of Spring Unsprung!!

Gotta give credit where credit is due, @silverlistenstothings really helped out with this arc !!! So many good Hermie thoughts as always ough <333

We decided this happens like right before the Big Plot Shit happens in the AU and instead of being a festival it's Hermie's Birthday !!! The cursed riddlebook is a gift from Scam that Hermie gives to Scary instead bc he doesn't rlly care about it, which . turns out to be a very bad idea. The curse quickly spreads throughout the school reversing everyone's personalities and causing Normal to try and pretty much end the world.

This arc is Hermie and Taylor focused !!! :D Although it is really fun to think about the reverse teens running rampant NWVEGWHAAHA reverse norm is a little treat for me <3 but reverse Link is SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY . shoutout to this message from @happi-tree bc it's been burned into my memory and I cant stop laughing about it

When it comes to the curse we decided that bonds and skills stay the same but the personalities are inverted, which means reverse Scary being sooo attached and clingy to Hermie is just her personality changing the way she decides to communicate her affection for who she sees as her best friend. Its cute <3

Herm is SUPER on edge due to being incredibly irritated with his dad and feeling insecure about his friendship with Taylor, who's having a bit of a crisis on his own about his feeling about Link. Toss in their shared homesickness for Wonderland, a realm they can't go back to, and Taylor panicking over a gift his mom left him going missing, well it's not good for anyone. How are they gonna figure things out enough to save Ever After from destruction?

(EAH AU is by me, @rindomness & @kaseyskat !!)

Image Description is under the cut

[ID: Image 1: Normal smirking evilly with a hand up to his chin and the other on his hip. His eyes are a light purple and he's saying "Hey." To his right is Scary happily waving while smiling, her eyes similarly a light purple. She's saying "OMG hiiii Herm!! <3"

Image 2: Hermie with a stunned and mad expression on their face and trying to pout tea from a teapot into a teacup but missing the cup by a lot. Their cat ears are turned downward and tucked against their head while their tail behind them is stuck straight up with fur sticking out in all directions. They have a thought bubble that says "I'm gonna KILL my dad." there's text in the bottom left that has an arrow pointing off the canvas and is labeled "Scam giggling off screen."

Image 3: Link doing the fuck boy expression, his eyes half lidded and biting the corner of his lip with a pointed hand on his chin, with his other hand with the thumb tucked into the top of his belt. His eyes are similarly a light purple and he's looking at Taylor. There's text with an arrow pointing at Link that says, "turned into a shitty fuck boi liar because of the curse" To his right stands Taylor who has his arms by his side in a dinosaur like pose and a grossed out and devastated expression on his face. His bunny ears are sticking straight up. There's an arrow pointing to him that says "Fucking Appalled" in all caps.

Image 4: Scary smiling with her eyes closed and hugging Hermie with one of her legs posed upward behind her. Hermie is standing still with their eyes obscured due to the shine of their glasses with a neutral expression on their face and their cat ears turned downward and their tail puffed up and sticking up. To their right stands Taylor with both his hands up to clutch his face and his bunny ears pointed downward. Scary is saying "Haha yaaaay besties forever after!!" with flowers and hearts drawn around her. There is an arrow pointed at her labeled "still cursed". Hermie has a thought bubble that says "MY DAD IS A DICK." and an arrow pointed at them that's labeled "so touch starved". Under that is an arrow pointing at Taylor that is labeled "having a gay crisis" and he is surrounded by question marks. He has a large thought bubble that says "Why am I so jealous that Link is flirting with everybody ohmygod do I have a crush on my best friend forever after holy shit what"

Image 5: Normal looking down with an evil smirk and light purple eyes with his hand out to hold something. Hermie looks up with a frustrated expression on their face and their pupil's sharpened and is clutching Normal's arm as his hand holds Hermie's chin. Normal is saying "Shame you've decided to get in my way kitten, I really did like you. Well whatever. It's not going to matter in a moment, nothing is. You're too late." the word "nothing" is underlined for emphasis.

Image 6: A discord screenshot of 'willy KILLER MAIMER DESTROYER' saying "Link: babe you’re being so fucking silly but hey at least you’re also hot. Wanna kiss maybe. That’s gotta fix you or whatever

Taylor: ???????????????? OK ACTUALLY I FORGOT I WAS GETTING LUNCH WITH HERMIE GOTTA GO under his breath wtf wtf wtf"/end ID]

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #cal draws #eah dndads au #normal oak #scary marlowe #hermie unworthy #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #THIS ARC IS SO VERY FUNNY TO ME IM NOT OVER IT LMAOOOOO #i could explain more but the post was getting too long #we've actually created a goofle doc timeline for the events that happen in the au #i gotta organize and add more to it but maybe we'll release that later to explain the plot LMAO #there's some writing going on behind the scenes that im eating upppp hehehehehehe #never recovering from reverse Link jusy being a fuck boi gaslighter it's ridiculously funny to me . Help.#also never recocering from normal calling eah au hermie kitten. points. gay .#Scam is the cheshire cat btw. thats the implication #lmk if i want me to explain all the reverse teens personalities btw . bc i will i thought abt them a lot #described

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poems-of-a-lover · 10 months

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ugh. periods /neg. need a guy to hold me in his arms and rest his hands under my shirt on my stomach for the warmth and kiss my forehead and tell me im his pretty boy. or ill die.

#i dont get super super dysphoric a lot. my period however. sends me over the edge.#im dying here #just gotta keep telling myself itll get better eventually even if it doesnt feel like it rn yknow #anyway i gotta eat im faint and dizzy rn KFHSLFJDLFJ #mlm #mlm yearning #mlm post #mlm love #gay mlm #mlm thoughts #t4t #trans mlm #mlm blog #t4t yearning

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guzhufuren · 11 months

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canon divergence vegaspete au where Vegas's mama is alive, his father is dead and she is the head of minor family

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #mine #imagine vegas who is still a gay sl*t an assh*le and a pain in kinn's *ss except this time with no parental trauma #and instead cared for and well loved and encouraged by his mama #maybe he sees pete's face while torturing some poor soul and is like ah. gotta marry him and eat him out every day #so mama theerapanyakul does marriage negotiations with korn. pete is worth lots of gold guns and 10 bodyguards #(btw i'm no prude i'm only censuring words so that tumblr doesn't block me AGAIN and this goes in the tag)

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neverendingford · 2 months

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skyglow:

(alternative title: photo dump of a midnight desert run)

#photography #Ford's Art #color says shit #it was either go on a twelve mile run or re-download grindr and get absolutely blasted so I went with the more responsible option.#b because damn I'm feeling it tonight. or at least I was before the run. I need to shower and then I'll cook dinner and go to bed satiated.#I did also jerk off under the bridge and then piss on someone's flowers on the way home. gotta get those animal instincts out somehow right?#anyway I've successfully vented most of my manic energy and a cold shower will finish it off and then we're good.#the mood meds have been helping a lot. last time I got hit with this kind of a mood I came out of it with huge bite marks and chlamydia.#and I haven't been feeling it nearly as bad this time so that's nice. more like a restless dog and less like a caged wolf thirsty for blood.#yes I'm making references to Call of the Wild again deal with it.#anyway sorry to anyone who sees this from the tags and not because you follow me. you didn't sign up for this lmao.#also. this is why I can't be a binary trans woman. this night photography shit is the most gay-man thing ever and I enjoy it.#I was doing it before my last boyfriend but he got me even more into it.#anyway bye I'm gonna go shower and then eat food. I've been hungrier more recently.#between the meds and the hrt my appetite is bigger and I'm gaining weight with the hrt fat redistribution which is cool and good.#I want to be a healthy weight and maybe even a lil chonky? we'll see we'll see.

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iguessitsjustme · 1 year

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So you're telling me

that this man was able to pull these three ladies

at the same time and marry two of them and keep the other as a mistress?

That man? I've seen dirty socks on the sidewalk with more sex appeal.

#to sir with love #to sir with love the series #and somehow tian being gay is wrong and needs to be kept a secret #man two of these women keep trying to kill the other's child #one of them is the only one that either child feels safe with and she's the mistress and gave birth to no one!#one of those women used sex cicadas on her own son #she also killed a man but and accidentally caused everyone to eat corpse mushrooms #but the sex cicadas is really what gets me #another one of these women tried to kill tian when he was a child by throwing a snake at him #and yet tian being gay is a problem #man let that dude just love who he loves #it's far less strange than whatever the hell these three got going on #i'm all for polyamory but not like this #this shit is fucked they all need to fall off a cliff #except bua she can stay #but she's gotta get better taste in men #tian has the best taste in men

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cowboy-robooty · 4 months

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i dont got a gaurdian angel or devil on my shoulder but i do imagine grandad (robert freeman) from the boondocks reacting to everything around me

#been like this for like two months now or something #everytime im too exhausted to get up but am like 'i need to get up to eat dinner' i hear grandads voice like #'have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway'#that sounds bad it sounds like i have an eating disorder or some shit that is not true. i love to eat im monkey d luffy irl and its not a #joke. me and wiener are fucking beasts we will go 20 minutes without eating and go gawd... im so hungry rn...#but sometime my demon of a bed traps me like quicksand again and im like i need to eat food.. but god sleep feels so good....#i love the have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway line okay it makes me laugh so fucking hard riley be starving af #pretty boy flizzy episode 😍😍😍#i think about the allowance line too all the fuckin time #you want an allowance? i ALLOW you to eat my food. i ALLOW you to burn my electricity. i ALLOW you to sleep in my bed!#robert freeman is so deadass i love him especially when he thought riley was gay and heard tom say all the good things about gay people and #and went 'damn thats a lot of good shit... nah still gotta disown him'#LOL #grandad was not rockin wit that gangstalicious manbag

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cleromancy · 8 months

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THIS IS SO FUNNY DMDKKXKXLCLCXN

MY DUDE IT WAS A SHIP POST. IT WAS A SHIPPING POST. I HAVE TO TAG EVERY POST I MAKE ABOUT THE TWO OF THEM WITH THE SHIP SO PEOPLE CAN FILTER, BC I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HEAD OVER HEELS IN GAY LOVE WITH EACH OTHER (/POSITIVE) EVEN IF THEYRE JUST STANDING WITHIN THE SAME FRAME. BUT THAT POST WAS EXPLICITLY SHIPPING THEM WHICH WAS WHY IT WAS IN THE TAG

#this was a reply to the post where i said jason needs to hunt tim for sport so i maybe can see the confusion #but i very much did mean it in the gay love eat your heart out will graham way #dc tag #jaytim for ts #this is just an example of that post thats like #''gotta b careful how i word dc posts or else theyll hitch me to a chariot n drag my corpse thru the gates of Troy''#/ ''i cant believe you dragged donna troy'' post lmal #*lmao

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terrific-twist · 10 months

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YIPPEE I'm gonna be at a trip so i won't really be postin because y'know- no internet. So like put asks or something so i can come back to do something. I will be bored

#like put some questions in ask i gotta eat up when i come back #i need it #metal sonic #gay #sonic fanart #art #fanart #homosexuality #head #sketch #please put shit in asks i need shit to do when i come back

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cherry-bomb-ships · 27 days

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Ok guys I knowwwww the 2016 PPG remake is bad. I'm seeing it firsthand with my own eyes as I watch it because I'm a bit sadistic. There's a lot of shit in here that makes me gag from its sheer stupidity.

But listen. Where the fuck else do I get fanservice gold like THIS 💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖